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  • @chrystales6169
    @chrystales6169 4 роки тому +264

    4:40:48 is possibly one of the funniest in-game streams. The imagery of a fat dude shaking his belly to music as ASMR while a fake toxic chat is moaning about ads and real chat just freaking out to everything is beyond hilarious.

    • @spunj
      @spunj 3 роки тому +15

      I unironically began crying laughing from around 4:51:00 onwards, jesus christ lol

    • @Notepad37
      @Notepad37 2 роки тому +8

      I was already dying but then I saw the stream title of "Entire Lord of the Rings Trilogy in 4K" and had to stop for a minute

    • @KOmyself
      @KOmyself 8 місяців тому +2

      jerma has one of the best chats on twitch

  • @abytequiero
    @abytequiero Рік тому +25

    I come back to this stream literally once a month, it's just so perfect. Car crash jokes, chat being cute and dancing to Yankee-Doodle, Mods in chat freaking out over the $5 paid mods he hires in game, and of course.. Juggles.
    Oh and 5:11:47 when Twitch Staff member Linc says "Yup! Zornhub time!" and chat loses it

  • @AMpersand_videos
    @AMpersand_videos 4 роки тому +158

    Chat was begging for mercy during the Juggles bit

  • @mellow6749
    @mellow6749 2 роки тому +29

    >walks into character creator
    >declares "i'm like an accordion"
    >refuses to elaborate

  • @Knapperoni
    @Knapperoni 2 роки тому +69

    "I'm gonna zum" - Chat member looking at zorn, 2020

  • @AFriendlyElfFella
    @AFriendlyElfFella Рік тому +4

    *GENERAL TIMESTAMPS:*
    *Pre-Stream:*
    0:50 Giga Chad Speaks
    0:56 Jerma Speaks
    6:44 Opens Game
    7:25 Character Creation
    14:51 Gameplay Starts
    *Break 1:*
    3:00:36 Takes Break
    3:03:54 Jerma Returns
    3:04:50 Gameplay Resumes
    *Break 2:*
    4:55:05 Takes Break
    4:56:47 Jerma Returns
    4:57:17 Gameplay Resumes
    *Post-Stream:*
    6:04:50 Credits
    6:07:19 Bonus

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 роки тому +55

    1:42:25 jerma as a streamer

  • @rikoy11
    @rikoy11 4 роки тому +93

    >Lost to Zinwheel

  • @lemonheins2720
    @lemonheins2720 3 роки тому +76

    2:37:13
    this stream is literally perfect.

  • @salviagum
    @salviagum 3 роки тому +38

    5:11:05 twitch STAFF tells STREAMER to watch ZORN ON STREAM

  • @noelan7918
    @noelan7918 2 роки тому +17

    16:12 battleground
    49:42 magic delivery
    58:33 hack #1
    1:06:14 psycho
    1:13:38 banger
    1:29:23 hack #2
    1:40:29 hack #3
    1:45:35 kill #1
    1:49:19 clip that
    1:52:08 yaah
    1:58:52 gambling on stream
    1:59:39 hack #3
    2:08:06 no drivers license
    2:24:52 hack #4
    2:37:13 n-n-n-n-naked girls!
    2:37:24 kill #2
    2:43:04 hack #5
    2:58:01 hack #6
    3:04:41 next game pwease
    3:10:44 CRYEP i thought the cops were just here
    3:19:32 kidnapper
    3:22:31 lucas
    3:27:20 hack #7
    3:31:31 juggles first stream
    3:35:06 wake up
    3:41:31 hack #8
    3:54:08 hack #9

    • @noelan7918
      @noelan7918 2 роки тому +3

      4:08:26 hack #10
      4:23:04 deeb web
      4:27:58 hack #11
      4:38:28 hack #12
      4:49:44 juggles stream
      4:51:26 hack #13
      5:01:35 another juggles stream
      5:03:18 hack #14
      5:19:34 INSANE streamer streams ZORN
      5:25:57 hack #15
      5:32:12 another another juggles stream
      5:36:51 hack #16

    • @jellydish612
      @jellydish612 Рік тому +1

      @@noelan7918 1:41:13 he LOVES gambling

  • @Lockspevik
    @Lockspevik 2 роки тому +13

    This is probably my favorite Jerma stream of all time

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 роки тому +61

    2:26:08 jerma admits it

  • @MissJenniJinx
    @MissJenniJinx Рік тому +10

    i remember jerma explaining the juggles bit idea in another stream but was not expecting to actually randomly run into it watching this vod. 10/10 cried laughing

    • @markhaus
      @markhaus Рік тому

      What steam was that?

    • @MissJenniJinx
      @MissJenniJinx Рік тому

      @@markhaus I wanna say one of the jerma awards vods?

  • @markhaus
    @markhaus 2 роки тому +27

    This is one of my favorite streams and it’s only half as good without chat. Like watching chat beg for mercy during the juggles ASMR bit

  • @Frilson
    @Frilson 2 роки тому +12

    Makes nothing but bad decisions for 6 hours straight

  • @sighpie.
    @sighpie. 2 роки тому +3

    56:10
    2:26:07
    2:28:23
    2:37:08 - 2:37:45
    3:15:24
    4:21:35
    4:40:20
    4:49:55
    5:04:50
    5:23:11
    5:42:50

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 роки тому +23

    5:21:55 baby streamer

    • @benni4451
      @benni4451 3 роки тому +10

      I appreciate the effort you put into this comment section.

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 роки тому +17

    1:14:44 jermaOld

  • @zantezalighieri
    @zantezalighieri Рік тому +3

    3:23 on revisiting phasophobia
    4:22 why jermaSlugPog? + 4:52 chaotic lord
    5:58 he lied about playing Exanima
    11:58 birthing hips harry
    18:40 "Z" in front of word, jerma community lore!!! holy
    - 32:32 zorn hub + 37:33 exploration
    - 39:16 zerma??
    - 1:55:24 z...[erk off]
    20:06 jerma after leaving his den:
    31:00 missed fortnire bit
    34:22 real life doorbell
    41:10 underperforming streamer steven :(
    48:54 pretentious postmates peter + fast delivery
    51:14 pig > mic
    55:20 first stream
    58:00 speedrun ban
    58:35 monkaS hacker
    1:02:05 they saw.. :[ + 1:02:50 no, zom, I wasn't watching zorn
    1:03:50 ZoeTube
    1:05:25 mega deluxe super-preorder 42 pound keanu reeves artbook
    1:06:15 demented streamer
    1:08:52 muzikz + new moon wallpaper
    1:14:40 mid-90s internent boomer history lesson + WoW breakdown + internet e-clown + daffy duck of twitch
    1:16:55 which cartoon character is zermal? + gamified ad quiz
    1:21:37 new quizzes to come
    1:23:27 rude but correct chatter
    1:24:53 in chat: "it wasn't me :)" above ":) *finger pointing up emoji* it was him"
    1:25:10 torrented dark souls
    1:26:20 going to beat Dark Suls ON STREAM + 1:29:11 feels real
    1:34:35 example of why he doesn't read subs
    1:35:28 trollolol + entertainer reflex
    1:39:40 blackjack, ez money + 1:41:40 immediately bankrupt
    1:45:20 new waiter making a great 1st impression
    1:50:28 allrightwegottaplayblackjackuntilwehavenoughmoneytobuyabath
    1:54:00 scratch tickets + gambling streamaer game is fun
    2:00:20 bathtub :O + 2:04:15
    2:07:58 actual streamer life sim (ft. car crash)
    2:09:20 dealer /neg
    2:22:45 copypasta
    2:25:20 good stream + chat war
    2:31:45 he's enjoying the game! + 2:45:34 he's obSESSED + 2:58:45
    2:34:33 just live downtown 4head + unstoppable force
    2:36:04 is there nudity? + firework kaddy purry + 2:37:10 REACT TO NAKED GIRLZ (*crashes*)
    2:39:32 the Jerma985 McDonald's meal
    2:41:48 shut up, wanker + CSGO case + jerma loves csgo box openings :tf:
    2:47:08 beatdarksuls ON STREAM + rude D:
    2:54:05 ...is it some sorta currency thing?
    3:09:20 ...thanks for the 10 bucks
    3:12:35 actual shitty quality stream (further down the stream)
    3:14:21 no. more. gambling. (he means it)
    3:15:24 butt chug + ACTUAL ban (2 minute timeout)
    3:16:53 runs after bus + how jerma interprets interacting with a kid
    3:19:52 truck burrito jermaVenus
    3:26:41 zerma at the grocery store
    3:29:13 chatter isn't having fun watching jerma having fun and demands that their wants be fulfilled
    3:31:21 pro asmr streamer + 3:34:37 gfy + 3:35:10 WAKEUP
    3:53:05 money maker coder + DOUBEL MONEY
    3:57:13 Pogs in the chat 4 no bills + On Pog
    4:03:37 gross
    4:04:30 get a better house 4Head
    4:04:32 new stream money meta
    4:09:18 streaming b4 shitting
    4:09:44 poopy underwear streamer
    4:21:33 sumbudyonse + 4:22:20 Pogged their pants
    4:23:05 deep web app (legit)
    4:31:29 ILOVEYOUILOVEYOU *thanks for the 20 bucks* ILOVEYOU + juggles
    4:33:17 Jerma985, asmr streamer
    4:35:24 asmr ad stream :O
    4:39:06 this stream is a fullscreen cam of a blank wall while asmr is going on
    4:46:37 MODS
    4:49:35 JUGGLES
    4:58:33 window toilet
    4:59:57 deleted VOD :(
    5:01:38 HE"S BACK
    5:05:10 too real...
    5:06:11 you like that one, GOD!?
    5:10:27 zorn hub or riot + twitch staff approval (+ 5:11:45)
    5:31:07 counterstrake
    5:31:58 stomach-shaking mogul + 5:34:08 jermaGrin + thanksforthesub rap
    5:36:43 aces only pepeLaugh
    5:38:57 Juggles IP-banned :[

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 роки тому +25

    4:49:55 juggles the byeah

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 роки тому +15

    1:35:20 troll stream

  • @GT7776
    @GT7776 3 роки тому +4

    I LOVE THIS CHANNEL

  • @pluginmao4604
    @pluginmao4604 2 роки тому +5

    56:00 there's somebody here!

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 роки тому +27

    5:04:37 juggles in real life

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 роки тому +13

    2:28:24 lore

  • @bannedthricelol8799
    @bannedthricelol8799 2 роки тому +11

    What the fuck is this game lmao
    You've got that weird My Summer Car part at the start, then when streaming you have to actively balance Reigns while also doing minigames from Welcome to the Game?

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 роки тому +20

    4:21:36 jerma on the internet

  • @elegy8187
    @elegy8187 2 роки тому +6

    5:23:55 Streamer gets ZANNED for ZERKING OFF

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 роки тому +25

    4:38:15 jerma runs an ASMR stream

  • @MizuSwano
    @MizuSwano 3 роки тому +13

    2:37:10 The Long Drive crash but better

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 роки тому +12

    2:27:04 chat fight

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness 2 роки тому +5

    Now Streamer Life just needs to add an in-game Streamer Simulator to complete the circle

  • @Notepad37
    @Notepad37 2 роки тому +2

    4:43:46 - "Whata fucked upped stream"
    Chat "which stream?"

  • @Cup_70
    @Cup_70 3 роки тому +174

    I saw myself in chat :) im famous

  • @Hermit1O1
    @Hermit1O1 2 місяці тому

    1:57:30 Goofy from McDonald’s, Optimus Prime from Omegabots

  • @Tharodin1
    @Tharodin1 2 роки тому +1

    2:36:40
    4:50:00
    5:03:35
    5:46:50

  • @CSGOSeries
    @CSGOSeries 4 роки тому +28

    1:34:24 predicted AA EE OO

    • @Ozeanic
      @Ozeanic 4 роки тому +10

      That's brain power you daft

    • @Simoran
      @Simoran 3 роки тому +5

      If anything the best prediction was at 4:22:59

    • @JiF28
      @JiF28 3 роки тому +1

      @@Simoran honestly the pog guy had said some not very pog stuff before the final straw that got him banned, before this stream
      not to be too pedantic but yeah 😬

  • @mannyc.4990
    @mannyc.4990 7 місяців тому

    3:31:10: Stream
    4:49:56: Juggles the Great

  • @skreign
    @skreign 3 роки тому +3

    20:27

  • @justanotheruser2611
    @justanotheruser2611 3 роки тому +3

    2:58:18
    2:36:15

  • @clues32
    @clues32 4 роки тому +14

    4:31:55 jermaDisgust

  • @ergoproxy-gx2cq
    @ergoproxy-gx2cq 8 місяців тому

    1:02:50 why did i laugh so hard at that its so dumb 😂. How is just adding the letter z to anything just so funny to me

  • @luxintelligentia4632
    @luxintelligentia4632 9 місяців тому

    Of course he does everything as badly as you can 😂😂

  • @magron8029
    @magron8029 3 роки тому +4

    Why is this categorized as Five nights at Freddy's gameplay

    • @JermaStreamArchiveWithChat
      @JermaStreamArchiveWithChat  3 роки тому +5

      "Using algorithms, UA-cam figures out the central topics in a video and uses that info to develop video collections for a game." - support.google.com/youtube/answer/9134402
      UA-cam's "algorithms" thought that that was what this video was, and I haven't gotten around to setting the game category on most of these videos.

    • @plaguis1391
      @plaguis1391 2 роки тому +3

      @@JermaStreamArchiveWithChat I don't know if it was you or not, but it's fixed now :)

  • @ohmeganerd
    @ohmeganerd 2 роки тому +1

    1:37:53 HUH?!

  • @barto22
    @barto22 2 роки тому

    My favorite in game stream

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +7

    Zootube sounds like some really dodgy website

  • @SVENSTREAMSSELECTS
    @SVENSTREAMSSELECTS 3 місяці тому +1

    DSP Simulator

  • @lancestryker
    @lancestryker 3 роки тому +4

    FFS WHEN IS HE GOING TO THE OUTHOUSE

  • @theboy3353
    @theboy3353 4 роки тому +5

    3:20:06

  • @Hermit1O1
    @Hermit1O1 7 місяців тому

    4:29:12 true

  • @ohmeganerd
    @ohmeganerd 2 роки тому +1

    2:37:20 Nnnnnnnnaked

  • @luxintelligentia4632
    @luxintelligentia4632 9 місяців тому +1

    Its sometimes so stupid that he pretends or actually IS this stupid that he cant play any game at all and does everything wrong

  • @J-OKAMI
    @J-OKAMI Рік тому

    27:20

  • @lukewarm_lemon_tea
    @lukewarm_lemon_tea 4 місяці тому

    1:45:34 i'm dead

  • @ohmeganerd
    @ohmeganerd 2 роки тому

    5:21:24 +2

  • @luxintelligentia4632
    @luxintelligentia4632 9 місяців тому

    3:31:40 i was like ”blacks”?👁️👁️

  • @sonsofisstvan1675
    @sonsofisstvan1675 4 місяці тому +1

    I love how chat whines about mentioning Joe Biden as “politics” but any trump joke is fair game

  • @camrenwilmoth7438
    @camrenwilmoth7438 2 роки тому

    HI

  • @kamiloalvarez5800
    @kamiloalvarez5800 Рік тому +2

    sometimes jerma act too weird and stupid

  • @ulety4145
    @ulety4145 3 роки тому +5

    4:13:57

  • @karlosjr56
    @karlosjr56 3 роки тому +3

    5:05:42

  • @ohmeganerd
    @ohmeganerd 2 роки тому

    2:38:34

  • @ohmeganerd
    @ohmeganerd 2 роки тому

    5:47:01

  • @grannyplays4938
    @grannyplays4938 Рік тому

    3:23:15