Milan Sullivan precisely, I've been ill for a few weeks and haven't been able to get to the gym.. feel so shit, how do people let themselves get to that state, it's just sheer laziness and lack of personal discipline.
MKL it’s honestly not as easy as it sounds, especially when your parents are obese you are born a bigger person than others. It’s easy for a skinny person to say “ go to the gym and stop being lazy”
He is the most bob looking guy I have ever seen. His mother must have been able to see into the future because he looks exactly like a bob. He just does...
John J. Johnington You seem to be one of those "anti-sjws" that act like the patron saints of logic, even though that "logic" doesn't exceed name calling and being an example of horseshoe theory.
attackmode lmao this dumb ass just said barbells and dumbbells for weight loss, you're a fucking moron 😂. Dont try to give advice when you have no idea what you're talking about, little boy.
This guy seems like a chill dude until you ask him if you could have the last piece of pizza. Then he unleashes a fury that would make Godzilla scared.
Last time I ate a 7/11 pizza, I was white girl wasted. I cut up their toquitos and put them on top of the pizza. From what I can remember, it was pretty damn good haha
I like your personality! For the $5 you should have gotten some eggs and diced it up with tomato. this pizza is not healthy for you and you are a very handsome man but this is hurting you. take care
indian Joey??
Except hes less fatter
yo i clicked this video because i knew this comment would be here somewhere
AyyOne Capone same here
Wowowo muchachos
kbarz bootleg ass joey
3:53 he just slipped in and out of consciousness
💀💀
Lmfao 😂😭😭
Exactly
He was in a food coma
😂😂😂😂😂😂
6:50 did he just...
Lovely Gianni yes he did...
No he did not...
what?
@@ibnufasya6408 he literally dipped the pizza crust in the tea
as an italian i vomited when i saw that
Eating a whole cheese pizza for $5 in your car... god America is great
@@whoisAPT38 yeah sure
Ben Vervoort what?
@Scum Destroyer Americans will put cheese on carpet and call it pizza, standards are not that high especially when it comes to 7/11.
@@whoisAPT38 but are your teeth clean brit
@Scum Destroyer Why do you think that?
When he chews and breathes it is like a lion trying to eat an antelope
NC Heat
I think it's more like a hawk trying to eat a squirrel.
Lmaoo cmon man don’t do him like this
Come on not the buddy food dip
I found this on R/RareInsults
@Simpa Luyolo yeah except eating shit every single day
So you thought 7/11...basically a gas station/convenient store just happened to have a couple people in back flippin dough and hand making pizzas? Lol
steven aleman lol
Lol. Right.
steven aleman ikr XD
LOL
steven aleman
I thought they had a sporting goods store in the back.
Breathe bro breathe......
Everything is gonna be ok
XD
@@ismaelbvb889 He just sniffed the pizza
why is this on my recomended videos?
I got this video on my reccomenden AGAIN while watching top 10 tips to lose weight. Fuck UA-cam
RobtGaming watch this and you wont want to eat (not because its dirty)
RobtGaming i was watching super deluxe and this was recommended 5 other times.
RobtGaming why did you watch it
Internet Explorer lol
“Let’s give it a smell” * goes for a bite instead😂😂😂
Just couldn’t resist
😆
🤣🤣
Funny but he did smell it twice first and then said "give it a smell" and then he did one super quick sniff, then he took a bite
4:08 celebratory pizza noise
😩😝
🐴
7:40 Dafuq???
Hmphmp 😳
@@c0mpletelynonsens1cal13 Get out!
Get out
Joeys long lost cousin
Patrick's Mayo 😂😂😂
Patrick's Mayo joey needs to go to India
😂😂
You no if u don't like the video don't watch it you don't have to be mean
That’s exactly what I thought seeing the thumb nail lmao😂😂😂
I'll be so scared to ask for a slice
Mel Mel he doesn’t share food.
He'd be sooo reluctant I bet, lol
When it comes to food you wouldn't wanna risk it with this dude 😂
Me too
Lmao
Wait a minute...this isn't joey..
Rustic poptart2174 lol
Rustic poptart2174
Stop your bullshit dude.
Rustic poptart2174 😭😭😭😭😂
Matthew don’t be a smart ads or Indian Joey will 7:40 you.
(Got to be family friendly.)
no, its his long lost brother
I didn't know Joey had Indian relatives, I thought he was Mexican. You guys should def do a collabo.
They couldn’t fit in the car with each other
HAHAHAHAHAH
Joey is Italian.
Hamza Khaliq he’s also Mexican
Hamza Khaliq he stated in one of his videos that he’s Mexican (the one when he gets mad for bad service at a fast food restaurant)
at 3:53 he got possessed WTF
Cis white Knight true lol
Godzchoice P true lol^_^
Mini stroke lol
Cis white Knight you beat me to that one Hahaha
Godzchoice P 😂😂😂😂👌 da' fuck was that face °¬°
This man dipped pizza crust in some hot tea 😂
Omar Blanco that's new
Omar Blanco 💀
Omar Blanco lol
Omar Blanco
Correct, great observation.
Art
7:15 "I'm officially pigging out right now" boi you been pigging out since the video started
XxSPIRITxX XxSPIRITxX nah, since this nigga was a baby
Omg😂😂
Triple61x u r a douche bag
Ya bruh stop hating
David Helme Stfu you dumb pos. Go eat some more food bozo.
So what if I watched this guy eat pizza for 12 minutes
lloydd idk my friend
you would be watching a guy eating pizza for 12 minutes
we all did, I think we need to normalize it
Dude why do you look like you've been asleep for a thausand years?
lelelel cya BRO Slips in and out of conciousness
Snorlax
His weight is slowly killing him...
lelelel cya BRO LMFAO HAHAHA wtf he does
Eric Collard Not his weight his eating. All that grease is already clogging his arteries I would bet money on it.
How did I end up watching this?
murphy9238481 same
Kam Mike how did i end up watching this--- nice pizza
korean seabass HAHAHAHHAHAHA
I don't quite understand either
Same haha xd
"It doesn't taste that bad"
This dude would eat napkins smothered in ranch.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
☠️☠️
He would eat literal bullshit if it was served with a side of soy sauce and was salted properly.
Lol!!!!
4:08 - 4:10 Those squeaky sounds in his breathing got me dying 😆😆😆😆🏋️♂️🏋️♂️🏋️♂️🏋️♂️🏋️♂️
He farted lol
Christopher Gomez WTF LOL
Joey's Mom Are u really joeys mom?
😂😂😂😂
Watch it on 0.5 speed. It's even better.
Who else eats with their mouth CLOSED?
OOH OOH MEEE
Agrona most people eat with their mouth closed. It's basic manners in a lot of countries
@@emmanuelhernandez3698
Stop it Emmanuel. You're lying.
@Paul Dixon
Paul?? Is that you?
Oooh me me
Joey is cool and all, but I like how chill and relaxed this dude is😂
And how he actually DOESN'T call his videos "reviews" and ADMITS that he's just eating something on camera for fun
@@Random_Guy11156Which is sad
@@lickmyloafbruh nah that joey based af he eats pizza does what he wants.
He sounds like hes suffocating whenever he eats lmfao
Said he was still sick in the video
Victor Fox no it’s his heart it has a big job pumping all that blood it’s so large that’s why most of the overweight people die from heart diseases
Milan Sullivan precisely, I've been ill for a few weeks and haven't been able to get to the gym.. feel so shit, how do people let themselves get to that state, it's just sheer laziness and lack of personal discipline.
MKL it’s honestly not as easy as it sounds, especially when your parents are obese you are born a bigger person than others. It’s easy for a skinny person to say “ go to the gym and stop being lazy”
lmfao this mans is an animal
6:40 this guy over here dipping his pizza crusts in hot tea.. wut...
booger liips kill me
that is sweat not moco lips
booger liips I save my crusts for later and enjoy them with coffee. I don't dip them, though.
Lol he got a reason he always got the sauce
booger liips 9
Lmao all that heavy breathing 😂 slow down big fella
Paranoia Agent lol😂😂😂😂
Paranoia Agent wow 11 months ago
Lmao!!! 😂😂
Lmaoo😂😂🤣
Kawaii Sandora right lmao I love bob 😂😂
Bro idk why but i like this dude 😂 out here dippin pizza in tea, thats respect
Ricci Lopez no that’s gross as F
barf
It was probably grease
King The German Shepherd you probably look like the nigga in the video. Shut yo ass up!😂
King The German Shepherd did...did I just see a “your mom” joke in 2018(because of when you posted this reply)
Your name should be food abuse instead of food use
You right bruh😂😂😂😂😂
lmfao!!!!!
Lol
Dude hahahaha
Ulises Avalos that’s the best thing I’ve read all year
3:52 omg he got possessed by the pizza 🍕 gods because he said it taste like frozen 🍕 pizza
Lmao
@@whitezynfandel3174 yeah, he could have said he died for 2 seconds... Comedy's not rocket science.
I bet Orbit hasn't bathed in 2 weeks and is hobbling around wearing soiled underwear.
It was a stroke
That jawline though👌
More like jaw circul
@A/_inooR shia is true form, ali is right successor good guy. SHIA best islam
Totenkopf kang jawline isnt in his vocabulary
Did this man just rub pizza grease on his face
Tyler Heberer “nuthin but some lip balm” literally his words haha
Tyler Heberer his words
*_I CAN DAWG OUT ALL DIS PIZZA RIGHT NOW MAAN_*
stay back ladies he's taken
Bob, you are the man, you are possibly the most naturally funny guy on UA-cam, the stuff you say is hilarious
how by eating his self in to early grave how that funny .
@@henrywilson9787 That's hilarious, how do you not see the comedy in that?
He is the most bob looking guy I have ever seen. His mother must have been able to see into the future because he looks exactly like a bob. He just does...
Please go to the gym. Use barbells and dumbbells. It's most effective for weight loss. It's easy. You don't even have to jog. You can still turn back.
forreal this shit is unhealthy .
John J. Johnington I can't stand bitch-ass niggas like that you just be hating for no reason.
attackmode exactly
John J. Johnington You seem to be one of those "anti-sjws" that act like the patron saints of logic, even though that "logic" doesn't exceed name calling and being an example of horseshoe theory.
attackmode lmao this dumb ass just said barbells and dumbbells for weight loss, you're a fucking moron 😂. Dont try to give advice when you have no idea what you're talking about, little boy.
Breathing be like:
*HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
3:53 when it’s so good you’re eyes roll ALL the way back .
There's something immensely satisfying about watching someone eat their feelings.
Joshua Smith yes
Because we can live vicariously through him and not ruin our bodies. It's great.
@@aminakamran6969 unbelievably dark & uncomfortably accurate
1:25 we know dear. We know
i like u
cmonBruh for real u wiped the pizza on ur mouth like it was a napkin
ihateyoutubecomments lmao, bruh.... 💀💀💀👍
ihateyoutubecomments it gets me wet
What was that noise at 5:29 😂😂
Haha!
He has someone in his trunk
David Lopez it's another person inside of him
He's suffocating
He’s dying
10:34 ladies take notes on this make up guru
Lol
Why did this dude really think 7-11 makes their pizza fresh there tf
Ive never seen a 7-11
Mod W2S You should know with your big ass going there to eat right?
Ikr There pizza is freaking frozen
Mod W2S no they don’t lmaooo
Yourmoms Tampon I have them where I lived but they all shut down
What was that moaning sound at 9:06 who was in the car with you Bob?
it was our muchacho
Joeys Cleaning Lady your channel stupid jaja
Lmfao @ this comment.
Joeys Cleaning Lady Hahahahaha Yes!!! I went back to 9:06 like five times and laughed harder each time. There are many moans in this video
Joeys Cleaning Lady h
5:28 when you try to turn on your car in the morning
Us British dunk biscuits/cookies in tea. Americans? Dunk pizza in tea 😂
Dont forget turks too they dunk biscuits/cookies in tea also
Just Joey, bud.
Sure
@@cakal8274 turks are arabs
He counted how many slices he got left before he ate his first one😂😂 he is me in so many ways!!!!
Or am I him🧐
Kevin Clark are you?
@@oscarvasquez1434 are you kevin?
Fish from Spongebob: I had 4 biscuits, and I ate one. Now I only have 3!
Dipping pizza into hot tea?? Whaaaaaaht??😮
The James Anderson
Mixing anything into anything tastes good aslong as they are somewhat related in the food category.
JC Shark LOL! No. Dipping a chocolate chip cookie in mayonnaise is not the way to go.
Illyrian Mapping Pizza in tea? Heck naw lol
The James Anderson
They are not related.
I meant if in the same category.
JC Shark Example?
"I can deeptroath this pizza right now"... :) :) :) You Bob are genius...
I DIED!
MrVoksa *Bob and vegana
He actually said "I could dog out all this pizza right now".
@@05gtdriver he said both, about 5 mins apart
the noises you make when you eat omg😂😂😂
+brenda h you're a cool 😎 girl, i like that
Food Use Yo are you tryna hook up with random UA-cam girls lmao
brenda h 😂😂
@@FoodUse On Fox NYC at 6 pm Tuesday:
“Man taken into custody for catcalling 11 year old, says that she looked 18 in the moonlight”
@@govenormayor87 she said she was 18 in dog years!
*i CaN dEeP tHrOaT tHiS pIzZa RiGhT nOw*
Mr. Penguin **breathing intensifies**
When you realize he actually said this😂😂😂
Speech 100
This guy seems like a chill dude until you ask him if you could have the last piece of pizza. Then he unleashes a fury that would make Godzilla scared.
For anyone coming from Cr1tikal and is looking for that sound it’s here 4:08
I remember watching this vid so long ago lol
Ya
Was the tea ranch flavored
Gabriel Rodriguez lmfao
Probably
it was probably grease
Exactly what I was thinking when he dipped it, LMAO 😅🤣😂
It was probably marinara sauce LMAO
6:17 that small high pitched squeal
7 Elevens single slices next to the cash register always lookin like a week old
Its the most beautiful thing iv ever seen in my life
It's Joey's evil twin Jamal D:
More like Jinder
Spryte except he's skinnier
fr loool
10:35 this dude is buggin lol
Lorenity sup cutie ;)
That was the moment I almost puked.
Lorenity sup baby girl
olskoolnewpaint ikr
why not lol wtf 😂😂😂
that’s one big indian
So big Great Britain wanted to colonize it
This guy is 7/11s top customer for food consumption
I watch this video at night because the eating noises help me go to sleep.
can you give me a wooooooo wooooo woooooo?
richardle9 fr
richardle9 yah i see he quit doin all that goofy shit. Good to see him act normal.
Your in New York you deserve better pizza than this.
The Stillo ture
Youre*
David Mari you're*
He should eat a salad
Brendan Stysly lol
10:36 is just priceless.
Would you do that?
LOL why do i love watching you eat,must be the sound effects
“I could dog out all this pizza” felt that
Last time I ate a 7/11 pizza, I was white girl wasted. I cut up their toquitos and put them on top of the pizza. From what I can remember, it was pretty damn good haha
ShredMaster2010 that actually sounds good! Lol
Whats a toquito? Is that a little blunt. Cus a toque means a blunt to us and a toquito is a litle blunt to me hahaha prob rolled it with some zags xD
Djent Zombie the person prolly means a food called tequitas (hopefully I spelled it a little more correctly)
idk idk. Thats even worse lolol. I think u ment taquitos
Djent Zombie how is still two letters off worse though?
Imagine walking past him 😂
I had 2 slices of seven eleven cheese pizza and my shit afterwards was like an atom bomb. I'd stick to the meat pizza or the pepperoni haha
why is no one talking about the green stuff that was on the first slice
Because it's herbs.
Nice tan Joey!
David Goldfeld
I don't want you to comment on UA-cam videos anymore.
😂😂😂
American Patriot
Oh poor you
Who else is watching this masterpiece in 2019
2021 Happy New Year! 🥳
Quality youtube material right here yea
This man is a inspiration to us all
He’s not bothering anybody I love this guy thanks for being you
1:27 oof
i just answered my door cus i ordered pizza and then i got a notification for this
so it's kinda like a date huh?
Psppspspd
thumbs up for deep throating deep dishes
it looks like there's some green stuff on your plain cheese pizza lol.. good work Bob Right back at ya
BreaknRun88 yep wtf Is that shit
I just noticed that to lol wtf and he loving every bite 😂😂
The way he says five dollars at 1:50.
You are here from Charlie? Cool. I don’t care. Actually try to make a good comment.
Ok
ok
Why did he dip his pizza in the tea
He thought it was a tea cake
Nice video Bob I like it keep going hahaha
Oh wow, thanks Jasmine
Twinkie hey what's up
Mr Chode chill
>15 year old
>previous profile pics include obvious porn
ok
Jasmine Morales yo
711 pizza tastes like microwave pizza. Lil ceasars 5 dollar pizza taste much better. 👍
Bruh it's 7/11
T Zub I got a local pizza place that is better than any pizza place I’ve ever had
Hot n Readys>>
I ship Joey and him
10:36 *PIZZA GREASE*
this dude dipping pizza in some tea. What type of shit.
Come on Bob! Did you really think they were making them fresh in the back! Lol
Wow look how thin he is in this old vid😂
Im here from cr1t1kal
Yep
This dude really is the greatest food reviewer of all time
3:02 I died😂😂😂😂😂. Alright a haphasum
I like your personality! For the $5 you should have gotten some eggs and diced it up with tomato. this pizza is not healthy for you and you are a very handsome man but this is hurting you. take care
Oh shit u gonna smash?
Handsome?
Nice review screw the haters
Brian Rodriguez I don’t think you know what an opinion is
7:34 watching by yourself
7:41 watching but your mom walks in
Facts.
"I CAN DAWG ALL THIS PIZZA RIGHT NOW MAN... IDC ABOUT THE COMMENTS" 💀💀
11:46 The mailman just doing his job in the background... 🤣😂