What about Warp Drive? It warps space around you and compared to light, warp drive makes you move faster then light. Warp 1 = Speed of light (for reference)
There is another option. In your timeline, there are other universes. You may get trapped inside the event horizon but, if you get into a universe where the same black hole isn't there, you may survive, with your rocket, outside the black hole, and the event horizon. But you may not get back home.
Tetra-Dimensional Black Global Spherical Circular Bodies, or Black Holes: ideal black bodies and white holes, But white holes do not exist, black holes emit Hawking radiation and Electromagnetic Thermal Radiation, which transmits the information: that the black holes have absorbed;I developed this hypothesis to resolve the information paradox. I'm Brazilian, I'm just fluent in the Portuguese language.
The explanation on Option 1 is incorrect. In *_Newtonian_* Gravity, you can always escape from any gravity well if you can continuously perform proper acceleration (i.e. burn enough rocket fuel). The escape velocity being greater than the speed of light is only a problem for projectile motion, where you launch an object, and that's the only proper acceleration the object has, so the rest of its trajectory is inertial. The reason you can't escape a black hole is different: In General Relativity, as far as the rest of the universe is concerned, time stops at the black hole's event horizon. So anything beyond the event horizon *_can never start_* to escape. The "inside" of a black hole, so to speak, is frozen in time.
It might be the same option as one but what about what happens in treasure planet? Now in all fairness they pretty much went into the black hole so I'm excusing that. But could you slingshot your way out using the black holes own gravitational pull?
Option 4: wait 10^68 to 10^103 years for the black hole too evaporate through Hawking radiation. Option 5: becoming annoying house, guest, and wait for the black hole to evict you
4 doesn't work. It explodes with varying degrees of energy greater than a supernova when it gets small enough. The heat and/or concussive force would destroy anything. Also there's a probability it will jumpstart another universe as all that energy and density is untethered.
Option 4: Get a lawyer to prove in court that you are not legally obligated to remain inside the black hole. Even if the law is against you, you might be able to cause enough of a fuss that the black hole agrees on a settlement
Following your advice I am now allowed out of the black hole on weekends and public holidays. Unfortunately they are black hole holidays which only occur once every few million years or so.
Make sure to scream at the top of your lungs that the black hole has no jurisdiction over you, as a child of God. Then it'll REALLY know what it's up against!
You may end up as you cannot see a black hole but only it's effects on surrounding areas So while traveling in space there is always a possibility we may end up in black hole without noticing it.
@@shivamsolanke4660 You would notice before you end up in it as you accelerate towards it and get turned to infinitely thin spaghetti until you evaporate into a fine quantum mist on it's "surface"
@@shivamsolanke4660Yeah but you'd have to be blind to not notice one of two things: The accretion disk of it has one, or the gravitational lensing meaning that things "behind" the black hole look all weird.
Not gonna work - inside the black hole space is bend so strongly, everywhere points towards the singularity. Meaning you can turn around, look up or down, you would only see the singularity since space basically curves towards it in every case. Meaning traveling, independent of the speed, just brings you closer to the singularity.
@@minyaw1234 That just means we have to move even faster. If we move fast enough we can move into parallel universes. Mario players do this stuff all the time.
Honestly a black hole is the perfect introvert home, anything that enters gets disassembled , even information and you can't leave, which you have no intent of doing anyway!
Option 8: The universe is a Black hole, so tecnically you'd escape the black hole by entering in Another Black hole, that is inside the Black Hole Universe.
"Except, teleportation is magic, and magic isn't real. So I don't know what you were thinking" *My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined*
“Also, your friend is sus”
- Kurzgesagt
*I knew it*
suspicious amogus
Quick make a soundbyte out if it
@@EEEEEEEE Asports
I think they tried a bit too hard.
@@Cordonguy i would totally do that just to get people to see some sus amogus
Option four: Ask the black hole to leave nicely.
"I've heard worse ideas" -jacksfilms
@@professorx3060 They can’t be any worser than mine.
Nah definitely heard worse@@waluigihentailover6926
worst she can say is no
@@anhkhoanguyen3961 Would I date a black hole?
“Also your friend is sus.”
That last line caught me off guard.
Ty for 2k likes
ikr
Fun Fact : you can see an among us character at the start
me watching the start: I FOUND AMOGUS
same, dude. red is kinda sus ngl@@Mine_Crab
YOU SPOILED THE VIDEO FOR ME RAHHH
Option 5: Call Interspacial Authority To Arrest The Black Hole And Release You
@@BelieverOfAllah444 💀
Kurzgesagt’s excuse for an among us joke
Can't be a kurzgesagt joke if black holes aren't involved.
And no, your mom doesn't count
This was a joke, btw, if it wasn't clear lol
And basically a shitpost short, in their own way. I love it.
Excuse for a shitpost lol
suspicious amogus
Amogus.
Option 4: wait patiently until you reach the black hole singularity where you’ll be brought somewhere
Option 4: Dont consent to the black hole pulling you in. After all, no one can do anything without your consent and it will be forced to let you free
Teleportation happening some year:
Well well well
Option 4: reload to your last save
Pov your game autosaves 10 seconds before passing the event horizon... Or two of your seconds.
That's actually a cool idea for a movie though, the main characters are trapped in a time loop of an accident until they can stop it happening
@@TimmyLi-v1s
Outer Wilds:Let me introduce myself
Quick save
Quick load
Source ahh fix
Option 5: Delete Save file
2 new options
Option 4. Become a white hole
5. Dont go near a black hole in the first place 😂
Option 4: Divide the black hole by c² so tags it turns into a solid
if you can displace atoms really fast from point a to point b then you can potentially achieve teleportation
Option 4: I invoke the fifth and I'm waiting for my lawyer. I'll be waiting you in the galaxy court.
Why is there so much AMONGUS references in this video
"Also, your friend is sus" teleported my friend and my friend killed me
What about Warp Drive? It warps space around you and compared to light, warp drive makes you move faster then light. Warp 1 = Speed of light (for reference)
Meme:forget black hole
Real life:impossible
Kurzgesagt really said "your friend is sus" and it wasnt AI
This is one of the best things i have witnessed in 2024 so far
Option 4: Say "I need to say my Prayer"
Bro the doctor who reference 💀
Option six: Ask the black hole nicely to be friend with you
There is another option. In your timeline, there are other universes. You may get trapped inside the event horizon but, if you get into a universe where the same black hole isn't there, you may survive, with your rocket, outside the black hole, and the event horizon. But you may not get back home.
The amongus casually floating by the black hole at the start:
Option 5: Use Goku teleportation or his MUI to pull you out of the black hole since his ki is able to go behind the black hole gravity.
Goku fanboy
However, thats magic, and magic isn’t real, so your answer is wrong. 🤓👆
That bird is being suspicious
Option 4: Spiral Power
I love the among us references in this one.😂
Sofiast is kinda sus almost like he’s the imposter
_"Give the black hole some water so it'll stay hydrated"_
Kurzgezgact: Teleporta-
Me : T A R D I S
The brakes failed!🤯
That one crewmate floating in space
I heard that teleportation actually real but you'd feel all you particles coming out of each other.
Option 4: When the black hole is *SUS*
Option 4: be so annoying to the black hole that it kicks you out
Not the among us at the start😂😂😂
Option 4: give the black hole some water so it stays hydrated
Bet option: pray to god that you live past spaghettification.
Option 4: Go into the console, edit the escape velocity to be 1/C and you now have a white hole 😊
I saw an Amung us in space 😂😂😂
Option 4: leave it so it will evaporate from hawking radiation.
Me: Uh kurzgsagt
Kurzgsagt: what is it sir?
Me: WHY IS THERE A STUPID AMONG US
Tetra-Dimensional Black Global Spherical Circular Bodies, or Black Holes: ideal black bodies and white holes, But white holes do not exist, black holes emit Hawking radiation and Electromagnetic Thermal Radiation, which transmits the information: that the black holes have absorbed;I developed this hypothesis to resolve the information paradox. I'm Brazilian, I'm just fluent in the Portuguese language.
Option ??? : see amogus
Well ima be using a ender pearl
The explanation on Option 1 is incorrect. In *_Newtonian_* Gravity, you can always escape from any gravity well if you can continuously perform proper acceleration (i.e. burn enough rocket fuel).
The escape velocity being greater than the speed of light is only a problem for projectile motion, where you launch an object, and that's the only proper acceleration the object has, so the rest of its trajectory is inertial.
The reason you can't escape a black hole is different:
In General Relativity, as far as the rest of the universe is concerned, time stops at the black hole's event horizon. So anything beyond the event horizon *_can never start_* to escape.
The "inside" of a black hole, so to speak, is frozen in time.
Wormholes might work
What if you put on hand in one black hole and it be hand in another? Will I become a black hole ?
the among us in the start
At the beginning of this video there was an among us
Teleportation is a sci fi thing and will be real
The only way to escape a black hole is to go to a time you weren’t in the black hole to begin with. So backwards time travel.
Actually, it is possible if you have a rocket going beyond the speed of light.
Also if your armor is super strong you can travel and come back in like you travel in 2024 so you will come out in 2045
AMONGUS IN ONE OF THE CORNERS AT THE START
0-o
Option four: say nu uh to physics's
Amogus is the answer to escaping black holes
Option4:look at the among us
Among us reference ☠️
It might be the same option as one but what about what happens in treasure planet? Now in all fairness they pretty much went into the black hole so I'm excusing that. But could you slingshot your way out using the black holes own gravitational pull?
how every time TARDIS, do you know Doctor
Who’s gonna ignore the among us in the bottom right corner CC
Theory. Falling into a black hole is itself time travel because black holes can form tunnels in space time question mark exclamation mark
Option 4: be the cameraman
They always seem to make it out.
Yea you are right
Camera requires light and light can't escape
I think cameraman found his equal here
@@professorx3060 Bro it's a joke 😅
@@PlutoGodPlaysbro, it's a joke²
Option four: Give black hole some water so it stays hydrated
Option 4: *Ask the black hole it's car extended warranty 💀*
THIS GOT ME WILDIN OUT, UNDERRATED
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Old ahh joke
@@ThisIsTheGreatestPlan80 That was the first trick in the book.
@@ThisIsTheGreatestPlan80stone age ahh joke
Option 4: Never go there in the first place
time travel
Nah, actually the fourth option is to give the black hole water so it stays hydrated
Cool
Give it some water so it stays hydrated
(I’m currently falling towards a black hole) How’s that gonna help me right now, Genius?
Option 4: wait for the black hole to vanish due to hawking radiation. In a manner of speaking, that is escape.
What about the life expectancy?
We escaping the black hole with this one
🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@Countrytournament point
Haha
@@Countrytournament but wouldn't every known particle in our universe will yet to exist with time?
"also your friend is sus" got me dying 💀💀💀
Option 4: Play dead, so that the black hole will get scared that it murdered you and flee from the scene of the crime.
I think we found the next Albert Einstien
Bro is him
100th like!
@@palmossi you wouldn’t exist without me (I was the 99th)
@@Dog_eater822 Thank you
Kurzegesagt made an Among Us joke
My life is complete
Inner peace, finally now i can die knowing that.
Um, they've made them in many of thier shorts but yeah, this was much more obvious.
Sussy baka
I believe you meant Amogus
@@feiliormia Sus
Option 4: wait 10^68 to 10^103 years for the black hole too evaporate through Hawking radiation.
Option 5: becoming annoying house, guest, and wait for the black hole to evict you
4 doesn't work. It explodes with varying degrees of energy greater than a supernova when it gets small enough. The heat and/or concussive force would destroy anything. Also there's a probability it will jumpstart another universe as all that energy and density is untethered.
Aren't those the same option though?
@@drnutso8507No, ones an annoying guest, ones destruction of a black hole
@@Vitality551 exactly, the black hole can only evict you through hawking radiation though.
@@drnutso8507one's being patient till blackholde dies, other is to kill blackhole's patience.
Option 4: Get a lawyer to prove in court that you are not legally obligated to remain inside the black hole. Even if the law is against you, you might be able to cause enough of a fuss that the black hole agrees on a settlement
Nah, the black hole already adapted to your lawyer- wait wrong community
Following your advice I am now allowed out of the black hole on weekends and public holidays. Unfortunately they are black hole holidays which only occur once every few million years or so.
I solved natural disasters problems with the same method, works every time.
"DAMN YOU TO HELL LAWBYMIKE!!!"
-black hole
Better call Saul
Option 4: Mention your family. Then, it will turn into Vin Diesel and keep you alive.
Option 5: Drink water to stay hydrated.
Option 5: Drink water to stay hydrated.
Option 6: Ask sonic to get you out.
Option four:grab an uno reverse
Then you will eat the black hole
Option 5 give him water so he stay hydrated
Option 6: make out with it
Option 6: twerk aggressively to distract the black hole
Where going micheal storen with this one
I was looking for this comment lol
We have the same mind😂 I commented the same
Kursgesagt has finally reached the year 12.020
why 12020 instead of 2020?
@@santoihuman era
@@santoi human era+ among us joke
@@alexterra2626 oh thx
@@BIackholeyea i know the 2020 joke
Option four: give the black hole some water so it stays hydrated
this reminds me of some other short where one of the instructions require giving a tsunami water so it stays hydrated
@@asbdowasduwagibberish4700yea I think everyone is basing their comments off of Michael storen videos IoI
its so funny
goddamnit I just wrote something like this now people think I’m copying it
@@total_blasphemy ignore them, its not the biggest problem in this world rn
I wrote the same comment right before I scrolled down to this one...
Option 4: Tell the black hole that it’s hurts your feelings and agree to be best friends
😊❤
The universe balancing
Option 4: say no, legally the black hole can't detain you, so he will be forced to release you without any damage
Make sure to scream at the top of your lungs that the black hole has no jurisdiction over you, as a child of God. Then it'll REALLY know what it's up against!
Or he will suck the law
@@kinggames8075 The kid in class named "The Law"🗿
@@achaeanmapping4408nuh uh
@@achaeanmapping4408how did i watch a chain of at least 872 memes in these comments
Pro tip: don't get in it in the first place
You may end up as you cannot see a black hole but only it's effects on surrounding areas
So while traveling in space there is always a possibility we may end up in black hole without noticing it.
@@shivamsolanke4660 You would notice before you end up in it as you accelerate towards it and get turned to infinitely thin spaghetti until you evaporate into a fine quantum mist on it's "surface"
@@Soken50 Yeah space is a scary place.
@@shivamsolanke4660Yeah but you'd have to be blind to not notice one of two things: The accretion disk of it has one, or the gravitational lensing meaning that things "behind" the black hole look all weird.
Option Four: Be Faster than light.
One puuuuunnch
Not gonna work - inside the black hole space is bend so strongly, everywhere points towards the singularity. Meaning you can turn around, look up or down, you would only see the singularity since space basically curves towards it in every case.
Meaning traveling, independent of the speed, just brings you closer to the singularity.
It's impossible, but it only imposible today.
@@minyaw1234 That just means we have to move even faster. If we move fast enough we can move into parallel universes. Mario players do this stuff all the time.
Doesnt work either.
Only Kurzgesagt can make Among Us jokes in 2024 and make them genuinely funny
Kurzgesagt: Magic isn't real.
Black hole: I do it every day...
That’s not magic and yes I know it’s a joke
@@Tanzo_Adzuki he is right destroying time is magic IQ 21
Its called science bud
@@adam.752 its science sir no iq
Black Magic
Option 4 : Stay at home
The introvert route
A very sensible route
after you keep ignoring his calls, the black hole comes knocking on your door what do you do
@@edwinmaster7326 make my doors extra locked, and delete my windows from existence, replacing them with walls
Honestly a black hole is the perfect introvert home, anything that enters gets disassembled , even information and you can't leave, which you have no intent of doing anyway!
“The only winning move is not to play.”
- WarGames
and you keep on trying
mindlessly replying!
@@Nuggy321 bro just added a reply just to show that I “reply a lot” 💀💀💀
@@Gamaturismo what, i dont know what you just said
@@Gamaturismoyou do realize that’s how the song goes, right?
@@DaniAnimationAlt oh, it was the “you’ve been trolled” song
"Ur friend is sus"
*my BFF Isla sitting next to me patiently*
Option 4: Ask to speak to the black holes manager
Phoenix A.
So, basically become a Karen?
@@connorbeighley6981 yes
*"Nah, I'd win"*
Who wins?
Black hole or waiting for love?
Easily the waiting for love cat.
The cat broken by Monday and his overwhelming intensity
because when it comes to boundaries like mass and speed, I alone am the relative one
Bro's built different
"Your firend is sus." Hilarious
that one crewmate floating in space:
Him: Im fine. Dont wo-
Option 4: Remind the black hole that he can't betray the pact
Looks like somebody's mouth is stuck in a canal.
wow is that tpot
@@Bandagechicken its bfb
@@banjili5132 its tpot, watch episode 10
@@banjili5132 that is tpot, watch episode 10
"Can I escape the black hole?"
Nah can the black hole escape me??
What do you mean? Are you overweight?
@@ihavenoname-qm8nr Nah what I mean is "As long as there is a hole, there is a goal"
@@noxstudios69yago..99 The black hole 9 months later:
👩🍼
Option 4: don’t approach a black hole in the first place
Option 4 - become friends with the black hole to increase chance of survival
Option 5: becoming annoying house, guest, and wait for the black hole to evict you
Option 6: Magic is real
Option 7: Open a Wormhole INSIDE the Black Hole
Option 8: The universe is a Black hole, so tecnically you'd escape the black hole by entering in Another Black hole, that is inside the Black Hole Universe.
Option 9 - UNO reverse the black hole
That among us flying in space 💀
I SAW THAT TOO😂
MOGUS IS EVERYWHERE YOU MUST WORSHIP IT
Me too
ain't no way they made an among us joke 💀💀💀
The video was probably being made when among us was still popular
the game isn't dead
They’ve made a few among us jokes before but it’s subtle
Now it’s obvious
It ain't dead btw
Option 4: confirm you have green eyes and ask the black hole if you can leave
Oh, so you’ve watched that one episode of Ted ed. Cool
Option 4: Report to the nearest guardian.
"Except, teleportation is magic, and magic isn't real. So I don't know what you were thinking" *My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined*
Option 4: give the black hole some water so it stays hydrated.
dawg didn't even try to make it original :sob:
Can someone explain this to me please, I don't get the joke 💀
@@hernandezjose1938 Who else needs water?
@@hernandezjose1938go watch one of Michael storens how to survive a videos