"This is dispatch, we got a perp shooting cars" "Ok so he's just shooting at cars, shouldn't be too difficult to stop him if we swarm him" "No I mean he's literally shooting cars from his gun" "...What?"
And back to Los Santos Channel 27 Fox News! Newsman:Today's going to be a rainy day isn't it? To Barry, our weatherman Barry: Thanks. So you see here, there's a steady rain of smart cars over in downtown and a storm of Dump Trucks over in the financial district. Trafficman: And there's more car madness! On the 35th floor of the maze bank tower we have a car accident and a tank blocking off I-95.
Why do people get mad at him for calling it a Boeing? It's clearly a 747 which is manufactured by the company, Boeing. It's pretty much their most iconic plane, it's been in production for ~50 years along with the 737. Both of which are in the game, 1 pilotable, 1 as decoration (a shame really).
NewsPersonThing: And well Dave lets leave them at that. (in a mutter) psycho Me: Cars were raining and someone was shooting them! Traffic person: And we have multiple dump trucks and cars being shot on I-22 and a car crash on the 15th floor of the Maze bank tower
***** MASTERSHADOWLINX is saying that Martyn "owns" the series right now (he is supposed to be creating challenges for him and Dan to complete as well as upload videos at least until Dan finishes all the heists, but Martyn has yet to upload any of the videos for Little and Cubed, which is why MASTERSHADOWLINX is saying that Martyn isn't "running" the series, if that makes any sense).
Darien Seminoff I know right, people have no decency with youtuber relationships. They expect an update on every little detail of their lives. They need time to grow as a couple without the public spotlight.
I wish there was a way to configure the mod so that certain weapons acted differently. For example, the minigun would only fire pedal bikes if you so desired. And Dan could have his ridiculously small pistol fire dumptrucks at passersby. Then, if you wanted to go back to the chaotic firing mode, you could just switch back to any other weapon you hadn't tampered with. ...and imagine being able to toy with weapons' fire rate, change the velocity of fired cars, or even just have the ability to make our cars spiral crazily and majestically as they soar through the air.
PEOPLE REJOICE! STEAM IS NOW GIVING REFUNDS (with a catch) WHICH PROVES GABE HAS A HEART AND DAN CAN NOW RETURN ALL THE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PILES OF SHIT HE BUYS FOR HELL!
NDG NaughtyDerpyGaming actually no he cant(the older ones atleast) but he has said he wont return them cause he gets to take them off his taxes as exemptions i think.
Electric Kool-Aid it has to be less than 2 hours played and must have been purchased within 14 days (48 hours for in game items. such as CSGO stickers i think)
Business meeting on the 54th floor of the maze bank building... CEO: So how are the stocks today Mary? Mary: They're all down 250pts. CEO: Why?! Car smashes through window and breaks table. Mary: That's why...
After Dan says "Haha, you're all dead!" at 13:46 I was thinking about Hatred and how is it different than what Dan has been doing this entire video XD.. then Dan talks about Hatred!
whenever I watch your gta v videos I have to keep telling myself, "its gonna get stale, it's gonna get stale, its gonna get stale" otherwise I can't watch it without wanting it really bad
Adam Stringer i know but fallout 4's hype has got to a point that saying it anywhere becomes appropriate as this is by far the most anticipated game of 2015 for all games regardless of preferences.
"so how'd you lose your apartment?"
"truck through the window...."
"don't you live on the tenth floor?"
"yep..."
"This is dispatch, we got a perp shooting cars"
"Ok so he's just shooting at cars, shouldn't be too difficult to stop him if we swarm him"
"No I mean he's literally shooting cars from his gun"
"...What?"
Teru Tend0 what the fuck, are you an idiot no dispatcher says “swarm him” you’re so fucking dumb
@@Shazam123_ You're one of *those* people. Finding a small issue in every little thing.
Koolen Dasheppi But hes straight up incorrect
Ben Parsons Yikes, do you need some chill pills ?
@@skydiamsteam6005 He knows nothing about how Police communication works.
Wife: Honey, how was your day at work?
Husband: Oh yea know, I just got hit in the face with a peddle bike going about 50 miles an hour. You?
CreeperFaceGaming Lucky, I got hit by a truck.
JustAMetalHead and it wasn't a vehicle
CreeperFaceGaming But you should've seen the other guy. He got hit with a dump truck
WarriorDemago but was your helicopter hit by a car because mine was
CreeperFaceGaming more like a hundred mph
this needs to be compatible with carmageddon. You computer won't even be able to render the destruction!
The REAL carmageddon, not that mayhem mod everyone trying to say it is
JERACERX love to get GTA 5 on PC but my PC isn't steam compatible APPARENTLY do i won't risk ot
Vanishing Bloxxer // TheDissapearGuy Why wouldnt it be?
Christine Thomas don't have a fucking clue,its windows vista
But somebody told me that it wasn't compatible and It won't let me play free to play games that I download
And back to Los Santos Channel 27 Fox News!
Newsman:Today's going to be a rainy day isn't it? To Barry, our weatherman
Barry: Thanks. So you see here, there's a steady rain of smart cars over in downtown and a storm of Dump Trucks over in the financial district.
Trafficman: And there's more car madness! On the 35th floor of the maze bank tower we have a car accident and a tank blocking off I-95.
Why do people get mad at him for calling it a Boeing? It's clearly a 747 which is manufactured by the company, Boeing. It's pretty much their most iconic plane, it's been in production for ~50 years along with the 737. Both of which are in the game, 1 pilotable, 1 as decoration (a shame really).
8:36 Did that lady land in the back of the truck?
no, she did not
Potatosaurus looking back in slo mo you are right my friend!
i did it in slow mo, she didnt land in the back
Potatosaurus Yes she did. It was awesome!
Potatosaurus Saw that too :P
22 minutes and 31 seconds of pure comedy.
*32 seconds
Connor Meakins What! Mine said 31 seconds, I refreshed the page and now it says 32. You've cursed the page.
Haha yeh same here, this video is cursed O_o
Matthew Williams 31 here. Jesus
It's actually 22 min and 32 seconds 😡💊
Considering that this is gta. I wouldn't be suprised if someone made amod were you fire live people out of the gun.
Daniel Schaeffer I.. would sadly want a video of that :P
Daniel Schaeffer There is actually a mod like that, Cr1tikal made a video about it
Daniel Schaeffer what about planes?
Isaian SOMENAME that would be epic
Im on it!
Interview: "Yes, can you explain what happened?"
Me: "Cars were raining down at the airport."
Interview: "Um.....you sure...?"
Me: "Yes."
LOLD my butt off
AHAhAahhahahAHAHHaAHAHAHhahahahahaAHAH😂😂😂😂
NewsPersonThing: And well Dave lets leave them at that. (in a mutter) psycho
Me: Cars were raining and someone was shooting them!
Traffic person: And we have multiple dump trucks and cars being shot on I-22 and a car crash on the 15th floor of the Maze bank tower
LOL
I'm
Stop... *car* Stop! *car* STOP!!! *dump truck* xD
9:26 wait did you just fire A SIGN?!
mebezaccraft LOL watched that on 0.25 speed. It seems he really just shot out a sign saying "Attack-A-Taco"
mebezaccraft it was the sign from a taco truck......mmmmmmmmmmmm tacos
XDDD I legit didn't even notice until you questioned it.
"I'm just making milk everywhere"
-Nerd3 2015
18:25 "I'm so glad *Y'ALL* recommended this." NerdCubed lives in Southern U.S. confirmed.
***** People usually associate those southern stereotypes with Texas, not Georgia.
Anwawesome
Haha hahaha, no. I was born in Georgia and certain people say y'all a lot.
***** I'm saying people usually stereotype Texans to say y'all and stuff more than they do Georgians. I'm not saying it's true.
Can you wedge a train tunnel full of cars and break the train?
Skoular Lastname I managed to stop a small train with a bus
Skoular Lastname You're aware that's thing right?
Skoular Lastname
so that CJ can catch up to it.
You have to blow up the front to stop it, and no
vuk psodorov I was happy to kill Big Smoke just because of this mission.
Your excitement is so contagious
19:28 Imagine getting up in the morning looking out the window of your tenth story apartment and seeing a bus flying at your face
“They’re like politicians or monsters.”
Dan... those are the same thing.
Little and cubed now that pc is out
Casithor Tell Martyn, He runs it now.
Dan already said that he is not going to be playing online on PC because it's kinda fucky with having mods. He is sticking to PS4 for multiplayer.
TheScholesie09 Owns* you mean, haven't seen him run it yet. XD
MASTERSHADOWLINX I think he means he runs the the little and cubed.
***** MASTERSHADOWLINX is saying that Martyn "owns" the series right now (he is supposed to be creating challenges for him and Dan to complete as well as upload videos at least until Dan finishes all the heists, but Martyn has yet to upload any of the videos for Little and Cubed, which is why MASTERSHADOWLINX is saying that Martyn isn't "running" the series, if that makes any sense).
"Stop... (fires sports car) Stop. (fires another sports car) STOP! (Fires dump truck)"
'I'm just making milk everywhere'
Daniel Hardcastle 2015
this brings a whole new meaning to the show 'Air Crash Investigation'
In today's episode, Dan shows us how putting up the middle finger may be very damaging to some peoples lives.
This is the best series you've ever done dan xD
we need more lego worlds... more lego worlds!!!
Ryan Bennett MORE
Ryan Bennett Now, now.. lets just let him have his time alone with the game.
Darien Seminoff I know right, people have no decency with youtuber relationships. They expect an update on every little detail of their lives. They need time to grow as a couple without the public spotlight.
I agree!!!!!
Please MOAR LEGO WORLDS™!!!
I could watch you play this for days
Politicians spawn when you're not looking?Sounds about right.
Can't wait for the just cause 2 grapple hook mod video!
Did anyone else notice at 8:37 that the girl flies perfectly into the back of the truck.
dan this is one of your best videos ever
2:55 hahahaah, like: stop, stop... STOP!!!
This mod + car magnet mod = PURE DESTRUCTION!!! MAKE IT HAPPEN!!
YOU GET A CAR! YOU GET A CAR! EVERYONE GETS A CAR!
And if it were Elvis they would all be Cadillacs
Holy crap it's opera
I wish there was a way to configure the mod so that certain weapons acted differently. For example, the minigun would only fire pedal bikes if you so desired. And Dan could have his ridiculously small pistol fire dumptrucks at passersby. Then, if you wanted to go back to the chaotic firing mode, you could just switch back to any other weapon you hadn't tampered with.
...and imagine being able to toy with weapons' fire rate, change the velocity of fired cars, or even just have the ability to make our cars spiral crazily and majestically as they soar through the air.
I subbed
PEOPLE REJOICE! STEAM IS NOW GIVING REFUNDS (with a catch) WHICH PROVES GABE HAS A HEART AND DAN CAN NOW RETURN ALL THE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PILES OF SHIT HE BUYS FOR HELL!
NDG NaughtyDerpyGaming actually no he cant(the older ones atleast) but he has said he wont return them cause he gets to take them off his taxes as exemptions i think.
yeah. they have to be less than 2 weeks owned tho
NDG NaughtyDerpyGaming And less than two hours played.
NDG NaughtyDerpyGaming What's the catch? Do you actually get a full refund?
Electric Kool-Aid it has to be less than 2 hours played and must have been purchased within 14 days (48 hours for in game items. such as CSGO stickers i think)
I can't wait till Dan tries out Carmageddon V and heads to the airport. That place makes me giggle so much.
wainting for carmageddon and grappling hook
Grappling Hook/Just Cause Mod is already there
Felix B. Think he means for Dan to play them.
Zerotix oh ok :D
"Explain THAT to Saint Peter!"
Never heard that saying before, but I laughed so hard i spit out my root beer, now my pants are sticky. DAMMIT DAN!
Imagine using this mod when it randomly spawns a bucket wheel excavator
I know that they aren't even in gta
"stop. STOP!!!" - And then there's a mining truck.
Again, look at the description if you're thinking of installing these mods guys!!! Be safe!!!!!
Wow, I'm early. I truly have no life now. I love the GTA Mods series! Keep up the great work, Dan!
What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.
A runna bean
Gave me Ebol-AIDS.
***** What do you call a used car salesman? A cardeologist.
I think hamburg-inis would've worked better for the pun.
ButterShutter Eh, it still works either way.
Business meeting on the 54th floor of the maze bank building...
CEO: So how are the stocks today Mary?
Mary: They're all down 250pts.
CEO: Why?!
Car smashes through window and breaks table.
Mary: That's why...
It's also a very handy free car machine!!!! Hahaha!!! Lol!
Vanishing Bloxxer // TheDissapearGuy Lol! Yeah!
and I saw you on pewds
"Things spawn when your not looking at them, just like politicians"
So true
Di...did anyone else see that cop resurrect at the end? The one who had the heart attack
After Dan says "Haha, you're all dead!" at 13:46 I was thinking about Hatred and how is it different than what Dan has been doing this entire video XD.. then Dan talks about Hatred!
What happened to Heists?
Ryan Beatty He's taking a break from them for a few weeks
shedboy4lyf I'm pretty sure they did all of them...
***** Only the 1st 3. There's 5 in total
***** no they didnt they still had i think 2 left, hes just taking a break because they take a week straight to edit
Ok thanks!
I love this series
18:24 did he just say "ya'll"?? wtf? -_-
Yeah that was ducking disgusting
I think it was you all
eddy friday Y'all got a problem with that?
eddy friday Y'all 'ave a prublame wit thate?
eddy friday Or just ''you all''?
This + carmageddon mod = pure happiness
How do you actually use the save file on GTA V PC, really new to this and I can't figure it out!
Are you on Windows or Mac?
JaydenDoesMinecraft wINDOWS!
JaydenDoesMinecraft PC PC PC PC what do you think, PC is Windows
JaydenDoesMinecraft Yes, i've gotten as far as that step
ThatGuyNamedElliot NOOB!
"Explain that to St.Peter."
That is the phrase of the year, hands down!
Anyone else got a problem while playing :(
Yeah me
Same
And me
@ the part where he says 100% save file?
Me too at same part
Imagine this in the online... "A lovely day in my apa-HOLYDUMPTRUCK"
Posted 5 minutes ago
Do I get a cookie
Ralf Wilson No
Ralf Wilson Don't listen to your father! Of course you do!
yes, do i now get a cookie for being very late in replying?
Im happy that dan was smart enough to know the name of a Blista Compact.
Almost 200 dislikes????? Pfffft, FUCK THE HATERS #TeamDan
V3TN_Spectrum Callum I'm in 2017 and 216
I was almost literally crying for the entire video-thingy XD
Car gun mod + Carmageddon mod = awesome.
Do 8 hours of this for your next special please.
"Explain that one to saint Peter"
8:36 was the best moment of the vid
I shouldnt be watching this, im sick and laughing hurts, but i cannot resist.
*girlfriend walks by door*
"I'm making milk everywhere!"
Holy hell that bicycle kill looked vicious...I feel mildly concerned I enjoyed it as much as I did.
Dan... is a monster.
Ahh..These were the times. Were Nerd3 still enjoyed youtube as a platform.
Imagine this mod, but also in RFG with all the beautiful destroyable buildings. Sounds like heaven.
12:05 720 No-scope. Nice, Dan. Nice.
I reach watch this every year
You need to bring back Little and Cubed.....I miss that
i miss this kind of nerd3 video
NICE VIDEO DAN
Dan, put the *VENGEAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAANCE* part in the next NerdCubed in a nutshell.
It was great.
camagedon + car gun = fun times
best youtube ever
Mods FTW!!
whenever I watch your gta v videos I have to keep telling myself,
"its gonna get stale, it's gonna get stale, its gonna get stale"
otherwise I can't watch it without wanting it really bad
THIS IS AMAZING!
"So today it rained cars from the sky. "so?" ? "They were coming from a man's gun". Oh;)
The Carmageddon mod plus this...
PEOPLE SHALL BUUURN!!!
the bike at 7:53 hit a neat stunt
That's pretty neat
I love you Dan
FALLOUT 4
En Joshi Godrez IS GOING TO BE IDENTICAL TO NEW VEGAS
Albin Hemström BUT MABYE NOT, NOBODY HAS PLAYED IT YET SO YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID!
En Joshi Godrez Dan doesn't particularly enjoy RPGs.
iilikecereal I KNOW! I'M JUST GOING WITH MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE WITH BETHESDA!
Adam Stringer i know but fallout 4's hype has got to a point that saying it anywhere becomes appropriate as this is by far the most anticipated game of 2015 for all games regardless of preferences.
"things spawn when youre not looking at them, like monsters or politicians" dont you mean like monsters/politicians?
"And all was white with the world."
And here comes Tumblr. :P
i like how he looks after a car to get into but he can just spawn one with the trainer mod
Now that mod is awesome
The guy who had a heart attack propped himself up and started shooting at you
my god, it's like the world's most dangerous confetti
LEL,do more videos with crazy mods like this
7:50 Dat motorbike skillshot tho, into the carpark
"It's good there's no people in there just orphans just orphans." Nerd 2015
You should of gone to the military base with this!
watched this like 10 times over and over, couldn't stop laughing xD.
Brings a whole new meaning to car bombing
Has anyone else noticed that Dan COULD be the new Oprah Winfrey "You have a car, You have a car, everybody gets a car"
Those bullets sure hit like a truck.