+Nag A Ram so? I'm 15 and I've been playing GTA V for about two and a half years. Honestly, the fact it's an 18 rated game isn't the issue. If parents think it's a suitable game for their kid, then I really don't see the problem
9:25 "I must take this man down - for the pulitzer prize!" I guess he could have said the howitzer prize I know, that was pretty bad, I'll just show myself out.
" the police helacopter has arived to what seems like the biggest shot out ever!' *tern the camrea to the left* * a man pops up out of no where* *SCREAMS LOUDLY!* and i sht my pants xD
Anyone else die laughing when he got scared by the guy standing by him?
Cleo Fish I died laughing when he showed us his phone-hacking car
Ye
"He's an owl! With legs!" As opposed to all those owls WITHOUT legs?
Also known as salmon
I've been hit by a car! Journalism down,, journalism down!
Imagine being around other GTA Online players without immediately getting killed for no reason. Those were the days.
Assuming 2003 is the year those kids were born... there are a lot of 12-13 year olds playing GTA?
Probably
so what. im 14 and i play gta. whats the problem with that
+George solari it's an 18 rated game.
+Nag A Ram so? I'm 15 and I've been playing GTA V for about two and a half years. Honestly, the fact it's an 18 rated game isn't the issue. If parents think it's a suitable game for their kid, then I really don't see the problem
i think if the kids that play the games are sane and can show the difference of real life and games.
9:25 "I must take this man down - for the pulitzer prize!"
I guess he could have said the
howitzer
prize
I know, that was pretty bad, I'll just show myself out.
Angry Flaps sounds like a porn game.
This game made me cum 2 times in 5 minutes!
3:24 AND A MAN WITH A CA- *death*
TheVideoGuy best part of the video
I imageine the people were saying "OMFG ITS DAN!!!! ... ... Why isn't he doing anything?"
imagine*
@@ryanharris815 all the people...
i died at 3:38
If you did you couldn't type
+tomsafail you're funny
+tomsafail you're funny
so funny you said it twice
+tomsafail Why are you trying to bring down the kid, it's a genuine UA-cam glitch, there's no need to retaliate like that without research
8:28 Don't journalism and drive kids!
"Journalism down!"
Cracking me up, man, that's some good entertainment.
Stephen Troyer das som guuuuudddddd entertinint
You could say that owl was ... Owl Capone. I'll leave.
His slight misunderstanding of double jeopardy made me laugh
Spidercool2003 and bananaking2003 are in the 2003 cult
So am I XD
ALL BOW DOWN TO THE 2003 CULT!
What, a cult of 12 year olds?
Cardinal Ximenez No, 13!
Bill Angell It could be 12 or 13 depending on when in the year they were born.
3:40 scared me to death😂😂
yes
people who do journalism are in fact called journalisms
dans vocabulary is contageous
i now mix up bows and arrows
no need for help
"He's an owl with legs."
I lost my shit when he said the "Phillip the confused by lamp post."
02:20 that is the best police officer EVER.
best reporting I've ever seen. (no sarcasm involved) (seriously, no sarcasm)
" the police helacopter has arived to what seems like the biggest shot out ever!' *tern the camrea to the left* * a man pops up out of no where* *SCREAMS LOUDLY!* and i sht my pants xD
insane nostalgia
9:18 “there’s apparently *OH MY GOD A JET*
This video has aged quite well I think
This was the best video I ever watched
you're like the real life Moss from the IT crowd
When he saw the tank coming after him 😂😂
it is a rare and glorious video that gives me the hiccups... and this is one
he should edit his journalism into an action film. or like an episode of cops.
This is one of the best NERD3 vids of all time
this is some of the funniest shit I've seen in a while
+lauren anything Dan makes is the funniest shit ever
Los Santos Action News at 6! Now with 12% more action!
Dan really should have tried to find a Weasel News van for this. Would have made it so much funnier.
never laughed this much
3:15 This is the moment where he realized that he had fucked up.
you almost crashed into my house
Dan sure does know how to make me laugh
Like if you agree!
Dan sure is a human
Like if you agree!
Police! Save the journalism!
at :35 it says hijack on the car LOL
I love how his avatar is wearing Converse
LEEEETS GET ROOOOOOIIIIIIIGHT INTO THE NEWWWWWS
He should have used a Weasel News van.
every time something ends with online i keep thinking of sao
Me too
Andrea Crespi every time i think of sao i punch a wall
Andrea Crespi SAO would be the shortest show ever if it was GTA Online instead. Everyone would die in a matter of minutes!
no kery toe is lvl 1337 and would some how doug all the bullets because shut up
angrybrony *Kirito XD not kery toe XD
Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you for camera driving.
Jeez... and I thought Miles Upsur had it rough...
3:20
*10 SECONDS BEFORE DISASTER*
When he was in the gun store, im pretty sure the dude shot him, not the tank
DALE BALE if u dont get that and u think ur a fan ur not
...or you just haven't seen the GTA IV cops cideo.
Journalismed!
Someone should do an edit of all the journalist camera footage
I miss these procrastinator days JUST SAY IT DAN JUST SAY HELLO PROCRASTINATORS PLEASE
yea
Kiyder 2 run 4 me
when nerd3 makes a frankie goes to hollywood reference.
someone needs to animate this
6:44
VANOSS!
Hahahahahahha
Jack Ber Stfu
dan does know that news don't use jets
YOU SHOULD OF PUT ON PASSIVE MODE
You should turn off your caps lock
It wouldn't be fun and he would have been shot in a vehicle
Brighteye Candy would’ve been boring
Want to know something interesting. That lad with 2003 in his name was the year he was born. That lad is 12...
That lad is now 18.
I think that the owl was vannoss gaming
Oh no its my nemesis OWL FACE!
Jason forgot how to work doors! I know it because in the movie he busted them open
Ma, ma, get the camera!!!!!!!
do one as a sniper assassin
PRESS R1!
"THE NEEEEWS!"
10:19 too funny
DO IT AGAIN!
ahh the days were he said procrastinators
Why did,t Dan/nerd cubed go passive mode
you should do more gta(and may be bully) journalism lol
...journalism
I think vanos was in the vid
Damn you're funny, u got a sub today, im sure im not the only one
around 2 million other people are subscribed. pretty sure you are not the only one.
No i think he was saying he’s not the only one to subscribe after watching this vid in particular
Yeh am subscribd aftar he 8 me
2 run 4 me
I AM DIEING OF LAUGHTER!! XDDD
I have an English project due but I'm procrastinating instead
I miss the old intro :(
i miss the old intro
lol news chopter 1!!
journalizing a.k.a jizing
Ik zit nu in de party met spidercool
pasive MODE
you have inspire dme
Hopefully he inspired you to spell
This is so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Permadeath: Gta v online
45 second video
Wrong. Watch his permadeath on hotline miami
Cool vid
*picks up camera*
*camera loads*
*Gets shot by a tank*
*Repeat*
Does dan have an address to send post to
Sam Absolon No
kthx
Nice
A cult of kids born in 2003. This video was 3 years ago. They were *twelve*
Yes so... You tell me what is the problem with me and Bananaking playing games at the age of 12?
Pls play gta online as a pacifist
Anyone watching in 2017 I am
Gamer Kid me
skull Crush14 I’m watching in the year 25 after the world was so badly destroyed many people went back in time to survive
news copter???
Ik ben itzfearlessgamer
Hallo
Ik bem itzcfearllesgamet