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Conker Live and Reloaded: The Great Might Poo *Uncensored* 4K
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- Опубліковано 4 кві 2018
- Captured on original Xbox hardware. I've upscaled within a 3840x2160 frame buffer so that compression is much less noticeable on UA-cam. Change to 4K to see it in the best quality.
I've also used the uncensored music that was released by Rare. Enjoy!
It is 3 AM and I am watching a squirrel fight a giant turd.
its not a turd its a poo monster theres a difference
Same
it's a blob of poo
Same except it's 1 AM
don't forget the turd is singing and the squirrel is eating chocolate, and then the turd gets flushed
My mum is still mortified that she got this game for me as a kid as she was completely unaware it was an adult game, she completely missed the age rating on the cover and just saw a cartoony squirrel. Now as an adult, we joke about her reactions to seeing this boss for the 1st time when she came into my room once when i was playing it, lol
What was her reaction to it of you don't mind
My own dad knew completely what this game was and we would always play it together, I even remember both of us getting annoyed with underwater fan blades
I swear, there seems to be some sort of mental block that stops parents (moms especially) from seeing the very obvious age age rating on the cover of games.
I got the original on N64 from Blockbuster when I was 16 years old. The employee there was cool and toned the game way way down when saying why it had that rating M17 by saying something like "it has some fighting and language" or something like that while my dad was standing there so I could get it and they could technically say that an adult bought it/an adult was there. To this day my dad never knew what the game was about and what went on in it.
@@JoeXTheXJuggalo1 I was in GameStop once and a mother brought her prepubescent son in to get Watch Dogs.
Even though the cashier clearly stated this game wasn’t for kids and listed off all the adult content, the mother bought the game for his son anyway.
Imagine being called in as a voice actor and told to sing opera about your “chocolate starfish “ 🤣🤣
I believe it's Weird Al Yankovich who sings
@@burdmate nope. Chris Marlow.
Al doesn't curse.
I think he wrote the song though.
@@Gaz-Man87Nah, Weird Al has nothing to do with this game lol.
If only there was a line about hot dog-flavored water in there
2:54 The Starting Verse
4:00 The Second Verse
5:40 The Final Verse
8:23 The Vocal
9:19 The Defeat
Thanks bro
@@fireballfrank9833 You’re welcome.
We don't have a chord progression, instead we have a bowel movement
2:33
@@justanordinaryalan6900 I said verse, where the LYRICS first start
I don't think I would ever trust any "chocolate" found in a place like that.
@Vance Schluter True; but, it was also in a place with dub-beatles flying around; AND, a literal giant turd with turd-throwing powers. SOME poop might have gotten on that chocolate; and I refuse to eat it. Which is why I am, now, able to beat The Great Mighty Poo without even getting hit. I mastered the fight because I just don't want Conker even coming close to eating poo-covered chocolates in order to heal himself.
Also, chocolate has lots of pours; which would definitely house the smell of poo in the chocolates; making it taste like poop. I'm pretty sure if you asked Conker what his favorite kind of chocolate is, I'm sure he would say it the ones that DON'T taste like poop.
*Underrated AF lmao*
Well no shit shartlock.
I don't trust like that
@@BrockLee3
In simpler words... Don't trust chocolate in a place full of "chocolate"
Anytime someone says poop jokes aren’t funny I like to imagine a team of game developers laughing to themselves and making a boss called The Great Mighty Poo
🤣
I am the Great Mighty Poo, and I’m going to throw my shit at you
They made it all so conker can say the bowel movement line after the fight
Lololol
I think the funnier part is that the great mighty poo was a real thing, like they literally immortalised someone's shit
For those who don't know, if you're skilled enough you can actually break those balls of poop he throws at you midair with the toilet paper.
Do you get anything for that
@czechpishkot3872 no, it just gives you an option to defend yourself instead of trying to dodge.
@@RustyMerc4Hire oh
Other game's first boss: *a giant robot, your rival, a weak but strong looking larger monster*
Conker's first boss: *a singing giant shit*
Deltarune: a blueberry on a bike
Miha: singing piss
Still in debelopment
Undertale: A goat in a dress
Cuphead: Veggietales
Friendly reminder that Conker's first appearance was in Diddy Kong Racing, an E-rated game
Well, conkers bad furday was supposed to be an E rated game, but the development team chose otherwise (which is awesome imo)
@@trollcat6566 yeah, it was going to be named Twelve Tales: Conker 64 but Rare cancelled it because they didn't want to make another kid friendly platformer after Banjo-Kazooie and instead made it an M-rated game
Still I would love to see what would this game look like if they finished it like intended
Nice
Parents letting little kids play this is why some people get off to sh*t i feel like..
And his second one was a friendly top down adventure game for the game boy color where you rescue acorns
Ooh... That's what my friend meant as he said to me that the first boss is the shittiest boss in video game history...
BreakThroughFire **badum tsss**
The first boss is technically the Haybot, but the game lets you choose who you wanna fight first between The Haybot, The Great Mighty Poo, and The Boiler I think
@@tord6725 Badum TISH
Lol
@@ChazWalser And the angry bull.
At least I consider it a boss
Hands down. This is one of the best boss battles ever. Even if people say it's shit.
Badumtss
That's what it literally is
Rim shot*
Hate to break it to you, man. But, that's literally all it is. The dude's an actual talking pile of shit.
It is shit tho, a really bad shit
He was like "Ah shit here we go again"
You should grow a mustache
bad comment
Why do I see you everywhere!?!?
literally shit
“Can’t believe I’m doing this again!”
“That’s one big pile of shit.”
- Wise Chaos Theorist
Life uhm uh uh finds a way.
Ian Malcolm even though he is a fictional character has some pretty good qoutes regarding Chaos theory
@@xxsalem432hzxx4 he has good quotes in general. "You were so preoccupied with whether or not they could they didn't stop to think if they should" is a massively powerful quote.
@@larrypoppins6273 “your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think whether or not they should”
“You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?”
You know it's getting bad when a dung beetle is trying to escape a giant turd.
😂
He's trying to cut the shit
Nex fing I know, is Bazza, ‘es gone!
Yeah, gotta admit that's bad.
Easily one of the best games ever made. The multi-player was SO ahead of its time.
I love that this was originally going to be a kid's game But people started talking about how it was just another kid's game and it pissed off the developers so much that they scrapped the game remade it to this adult version
Good response from the developers
Friendly reminder that in this version, *Conker doesn’t wear gloves.*
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
Conker better wash his hands after dealing with this!
0/10
@@Eve_The_Sapphire_Rose
He'd get pink eyes if he doesn't. Seriously, ew...
I guess you could say that he had to get his hands dirty
As a man who has a janitorial job and who’s had to fish out his own friends jammed shites from our toilet
This gives me major ptsd
You poor soul
Surprised you managed to watch this.
@@cometwave5216 *you poo soul
Me too
I am sorry for you
the bug's accent and the swearing makes it golden.
Yeah I though it was funny I didn't know it wasn't exactly a kids game with all profanity going on....I guess it was more of a teenager game in my opinion.
“This thing came out of the shite!”
*Shit hand gives him the fucking middle finger*
In retrospect I probably shouldn't have been playing this game at 8 years old
Accurate lol
Lmao
Same lol
Considering the box clearly said "Advisory: This game is not for anyone under age 17" (which let's be honest we all ignored anyway)
Mhm
Imagine being the voice actor for this.
Well he does have a pretty nice voice...
“Ok Jordan so it’s time to practice your voice lines to a literal pile of shit”
@@enderchannel4576 why do I find that hilarious
@Rants & Roasts *points to exit*
I wish I was. He's now an icon to gaming
First heard this early 2002 at a friend's house during a sleepover, we were still 11 then, and we were playing this game. When it first sung, we laughed our asses off
i got to sing this with the original voice actor and creater/designer of BFD on a retro game convension here in norway 2 weeks ago.. it was so damn badass!!! we took a picture me and him + m,y brother who is BIG fans of the original n64 game..and after the picture and waaay to much talking about how it is the best game ever created.. he asked quick.. do you know the song? and all 3 stood up and sang the first few lines!!!! it was one of the greates moments ever!!!
It's good to know the Conker community still has a few people left
Few?
Few my ass. We all want a new Conker game 🙂
@@cyclops8238 Chris admitted He washed His hands with Conker long ago
R.I.P. man
Conker was definitely one of my top 3 N64 games
Yup
You know, this is a LOT less charming when it actually looks like shit instead of off brown cartoon polygons...
Poopoo
Nah, remake is nice too
They should have just made a new game instead of remaking it, I will say it's not a bad remake, wouldn't it be cooler if they made another one with the Xbox?
@@cameronmartin1142 the remake was more just Rare testing hardware by practicing on existing game.
I prefer the original much more.
Whoever wrote the lyrics is a genius, I hope they got a promotion
My favourite pinch moment in video game bosses ever is right here. The music, atmosphere and attacks sell it so well and sometimes I dance specifically to that part of the track.
The most iconic musical number in gaming, no contest.
Megalovania?
*No*
What about Tom Phan from Mario and Rabbids?
That's pretty great too, a close second.
What about In The Final from Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story?
Out of all my years of living I thought I seen everything, but this has to be the weirdest boss I've ever seen.
It's a fun game although it does have some tedious moments. If you enjoy over the top violence movie and game references with cursing and dirty jokes galore than this is the game for you.
this boss is weird, but barely scratching the surface of weird bosses. if you want to see it get crazier, i recommend literally any japanese arcade shoot-em-up as a good entree.
Same
Same bro
real
@@f.m.3421whats with losers and their obsession with shitty japanese “art”
Ian Malcolm: *takes off glasses*
*clears throat*
“That is one big pile of shit” 😂😂😂
For children : Dark Souls bosses
For real men : THE GREAT MIGHTY POO
Lmao! 😂😂😂😂
Same here, l'm 16 years old and poop jokes are funny in my opinion 😂
Kids today will never know what true horror like this felt like the first time...and all the times that followed... and the times after that
I am a Gen Z kid and I played this and experienced your problem.
@@blitzbase based zoomie. A man of culture
@@Rhodiac I never played this Game and I know it is rated M but if I buy a N64 or a Classic XBOX, I will play, also I have a SNES AND my first video game ever was a NES clone
@@Pessoa5647 some consoles have games from previous consoles available to purchase so you could get conker live and reloaded if its available
Its always odd how Microsoft felt like they had to censor It when not even Nintendo did
I think it's because when the remake came out, censorship in content was becoming more strict. As opposed to when the original came out. I've seen somewhere walmart would've refused to stock copies of the game in store because conker looks like a kids game, unless more words where censored.
well actually there was an unlockable to uncensor all the curse words. not sure why they werent uncensored to begin with though
The only thing I can remember being censored in the original was the f word but only on subtitles, voice was fine.
This sounds great. I wish the poo sang more.
Man this remake still looks amazing even today. Remember my friend having this as a kid and having a blast playing this with him
Too bad all the good parts were censored.
Kinda funny how the N64 version was more uncensored
Rare Replay was uncensored.
@@v.k.rt.m.6030 no it was censored
@@lol-ih1tl yes ik but they censored it
@@heavencasey2205 rare replay used the n64 version
Conker's gonna need a shower and a week's worth of therapy after this one
Believe it or not, he’s been through worse.
Same thing after fighting with him and being hit by shit balls he was definitely gonna need a long shower big time to clean up after all that so he don't stink horribly.
Conker needs to take a bath and therapy to rest his brain
@@wumpus976was he covered in coem? Cuz if it's not this then I have no idea
@@Fesko-ly1wr he swam in a pool of liquid diarrhea.
i love how in this version the instrumental sounds so much more dramatic like an actual orchrestral, especially during around 4:09
This was great! I put on my gaming headset to listen to this and felt like I was in the game! Also, thank you for the 4K upscale, I have been doing that in my game play videos too, because of the UA-cam compression. 😃✌
Just imagine this is happening inside you every time you have an upset stomach.
That would be disgusting.
That would be gross
so this happens in me everyday
I knew I shouldn't be swallowing squirrels
@@Anuyushiwait what🤨📸
When you accidentally sit on a thumbtack but your in the mood to sing
5:58
How do you accidentally sit on a thumbtack wtf
I just did this for a meme calm down
What if the great mighty poo went to gold island
@@LandmineWithLegs It’s a fucking joke
@@snackboxone364 Its still a pretty stretched out joke, like at least make it something relatable
1:01 HELP THE MIDDLE FINGER😭😭😭
The average day of a gas station janitor:
That is a nice touch for the remake. The Great mighty Poo's hand flip the dung beetles the bird as he splats them.
by all means, the SHITTIEST boss battle ever! "ill see myself out"
Yes I get it
Good leave
*IN THE BATHROOM!!!*
That joke was made in an outhouse
@@exaltedfalcheon1793 ok u stay
"OK, this boss is about a big poop monster. You don't have to go hard on the music"
The music composer:
One of the best games of all time & by far the best on N64 without any doubt Mario64 & MarioKart64 & 007 Goldeneye can't even stand up to this game of it's time!!!!! It was so unexpected & so beautiful!!!!!
Imagine a new Conker game today. Would be dope
Sadly that would probably never happen.
@@i-kneel-for-no-man3814 i know man. Rip the dream
Probably would get cancelled by shitter
One thing I found interesting about this part was when the Great Mighty Poo gives that dung beetle the bird. Considering this game was mostly censored, wouldn't flipping people off like that be in Bad Fur Day and be censored here?
Yeah, it's funny how it's not in the original but it's here?
It wasn’t just the censoring that this remake changed. The plot was reworked in some instances, like the scene with the hand coming out to get the red beetles.
Frankly I don't know why they feel the need to censor things so much nowadays? Like, people likely watch or catch bits of horror movies, porn, stuff like that likely at a very young age nowadays, and there's swearing and such in abundance in almost every movie now. I don't see a need, frankly.
no cause its only censored until you beat the game once then you can choose if you want Uncensored or censored the words are censored but the characters cuss xD lmao your a dumby for thinking that xD
@@kookiemonster3126 Who are you talking to? If you're talking to me, I haven't played the game all the way through to know that, and as for the "dumby" bit, that is completely uncalled for. If you are attempting to insult my intelligence, which seems the more intelligent response? Calling someone a "dumby" or explaining things? Giving logical facts and reasons? Though, everyone is entitled to their opinion so I will let it be at that.
3:10 *Korone screams*
293 Aus?
We've really had a total lack of creativity in gaming recently. When was the last time someone made this kind of story?
Aw shit, here we go again
*laugh track*
@@marcusblackwell2372 hahahahahahahahahahahaha
This was recorded in front of a live audience
Why is no one talking about how INCREDIBLE this game looks??? Especially for the original Xbox...
The Nintendo 64 version was so much better. These graphics make the game look terrible. The 64 graphics weren’t 100% awesome but from that to this is sad.
@@codyrose7787 N64 version looks better in terms of it suiting the game better, but this Xbox version looks better on a technical scale
@@codyrose7787 You're saying that simply out of nostalgia. Cause the Nintendo version with the polygons was the original one.
but fact is Nintendo basically forgot about Rare after the N64, and Rare was going bankrupt before Microsoft bought them. So I think people should be grateful that they can play Rare IP's on the Xbox, cause Nintendo tends to just forget their games and never re-release or continue various of their franchises. So unless you have a N64 and the cartridge, you can't play it
@@codyrose7787 Sounds like nostalgia is clouding your sight, bud. I'm a fan of the original and even I agree that the Xbox version looks great to this day.
@@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess I have no nostalgia to this game and I agree with him
My mom I wonder what he is doing? Me. "Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my.......
Let us all who where there at the time, take time to appreciate how great of a game Conkers bad fur day was. I haven't played it in years, but I think about this game all the time. Absolutely amazing game
The video game boss embodiment of dad humor
Ah yes, I definitely want a remastered 4K turd
It’s sad to think we’ll never get another game like this. Any Dev team and their company would be banned, black listed and probably persecuted by the UK and Canadian governments…
Not just game.... anything.
Society is so fragile these days
Technically, the game had dark moments.
'A Good Little Squirrel?' The GMP doesn't know Conker very well!
This always chears me up after a shitty day...
I see what you did there
Bro these gmp puns are killing me
I wonder why..
This is officially 2020’s theme song. It was indeed *shitty.*
YES
2021 is even worse
unfunny oberused meme
played this on the N64 back then. what was conker even thinking eating chocolate in a place like this? 🤣
It's 2022 and it's 1 on a Monday and I'm enjoying this.
4:03-4:12 Microsoft to Rare after buying them.
What I really want to know is how freaking high were the devs when they came up with this segment of the game.
6:39
OH THAT ONE'S BULLSHIT!! THAT ONE ACTUALLY MADE IT IN HIS MOUTH!.
To be fair this game hasn't aged too bad. It still looks pretty nice graphically
Its remastered but I miss this game
When you finish a big test but it has a back 4:03
this comment is just gold
No, I don't think I will survive
ok That my butt part made me laughing
How did this VA not laugh at his performance
Played it a couple years ago, the game has aged surprisingly well
Anyone else come from 2snack's animation?
The fact that there is floating chocolate in that place specifically is what makes it even worse.
These guys were on some other shit when they made this game
They made a ton of kids games for the N64, they wanted something non kid friendly to make
“There’s some money up there you can be arsed to get it” in scouse is the funniest way a game has ever told the player about a hidden object in a game
"You don't seem to know which creek you're in" is such a clever line 😂😂
In all the things I had expected to see in this game a giant living mountain of shit singing opera about shoving things up his ass was not at the top of the list. Legendary.
… BROOM STICK HANDLE
... BABY FACE PAINT (Part 1)
I love how fuzzy Conker looks in this game.
Realistic, there may be a mod for the old version too somewhere
it's cute. His tail is so realistic
Who watching this at 2024?
Me
Me
2:47 Me singing on the bathroom LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That stinks lol 😆 😂.
Oh I get it, cause it looks like he's sitting on the toilet lol
I dig the remake but the vocal performance on the N64 was funnier to me.
Same to me it sounds better
It's exactly the same... lol
They definitely recorded it again, but the energy isn’t there. If I had to guess why, they either couldn’t get the studio recording for it or just didn’t think it sounded good with the echo...I dunno but it definitely doesn’t sound right. It sounds like either they altered the pitch or the guy who did was struggling to reach that pitch again.
Tell Gilbert how do you know?
They just lowered the pitch..
3:02 is the great poo song
@sbeve_ ok I got confused 😂
I am the great mighty po and I'm going throw my shit at u.
"We were having a cup o' tea,"
"AH! OH NO!"
"Next was,'
reminder that a group of game developers had to make this
It's a massive mound of singing shit. Could there be any other boss more perfect than this?
There is a singing shit in issac?
Senator Armstrong
I like how the great mighty poos eyes don't move, but in the N64...
*They do*
Ok
You can break the poop with the TP btw, running around is more dangerous than sniping the shitballs.
When your happy you listen to the music
When your sad you listen to the lyrics
Imagine fighting a literal piece of shit while it insults you and throws shit at you
Can't believe how lazy the animators were that they couldn't animate GMP's and Conker's eyes. He's constantly cross-eyed.
Looks just like me when I haven't got my glasses on 🤣
i cant believe i just watched 10 minutes of a squirrel fighting a massive poo
I just want to know how the development team was okay with designing and developing EVERYTHING in this section. What was going on in their minds?
I bet at least one of the developpers had a scat fetish.
Rip the great mighty poo
You know what they say if you gotta go you gotta 🏃♂️ 💩 🚻 😆 🤣.
This game was my childhood and now i can play it one more time cause it's free on Xbox with games with gold :')
Conker Live and Reloaded did a great job mixing cartoony and realistic graphics.
I know people often prefer the original but I always liked the better sound quality of L&R.
That’s the most British thing I’ve seen mate! 😂
This is the literally the shittiest boss fight with the hint diarrhea
“No amount of therapy will ever make this right”
My online friend: this is my new friend, introduce yourself!
Me:
I'm going to be singing this all day at work tomorrow.
Lol I bet 🤣.
@@manofsteelgoodmanll.2512 Ten months later and I'm still singing! 😆
@@oaktree2406 oh ok the song was still entertaining to you huh?.
@@manofsteelgoodmanll.2512 Yeah man I'm all into that German scheizer and tentacles and shit lol jk
@@oaktree2406 ok ok whatever entertains is good it's good to laugh at things sounds like your enjoying life,that's always good life's way too short to be stuck on stupidity bullshit or negativites you know?.