lmao my doctor asked if i was tired because my eyes are small and were half closed and i said "no, im just Asian" also for anyone wondering about her reaction, the look she gave me tho made me cackle 😂she went "oh..." and turned RED 🤣it was funny asf
So relatable lmao. Both my parents and grandparents will literally haggle and bargain the sellers when they went to local wet market, they said "No price tag = Just bargain."
It's interesting to see how their kids go from working at Apple's sweatshop to being Apple success stories by the end of the conversation. Time flies when we bargain.
“My son works at Apple” “Apple WORKS for MY SON” I died after hearing this! Edit: Since I have died this is the last thing you will hear from me before my soul goes to heaven, goodbye and thx for likes.
Omg I just interpreted it in another way after reading this. It can be that apple works (as in do a job) for him (like a worker works for the company) Or apple works (as in can be accepted) for him (like I won't take water, but milk works for me) Or apple works (as in can be used) for him (like idk why ac doesn't work for you, but it works for me)
my mom is korean. exactly the same. she did this with the car. she checked everywhere online, negotiated the price down with a dealership (that was 2 hours away), got it in writing. the faraway dealership was expecting her but she never showed. instead, she brought the written price from the other dealership to a closer dealership and said, 'give me this price or i'm driving away right now to get this car.' the price was a nearly brand new car, 1 year old at approximately half price. the car salesman looked at the written price and sheepishly said he will go see his manager. mom drove the car home soon after. that was in 2007 and i'm still driving that car.
asians - 'this is how we roll, baby'. I am Indian, and we do the same, I dont know by large who is the best at the game! 'a penny saved is a penny earned, bargaining makes that a reality.
I observed a bargin in Beijin once. It was intense, it looked like they were in a fight, eventually one pretended to leave, but was convinced to returned by the vendor (by yelling). Eventually the transaction took place and both looked extremely pleased (while I got PTSD from observing only)! Now I have an approximaiton of what it was all about :D
When I lived in China with my family, we sometimes went to a market to buy stuff, and my parents always used this method of bargaining; ask for a low price, if they bring up a higher price than the one you wanted, call for a lower price but a bit more than your original proposition, and threaten to walk out of their store. worked every time.
@@kashvi1225 That's simple. If you cannot afford it, don't buy it. Negotiating is not well known in the western world. Imagine you go to Wal-Mart and discuss the prices of each product with somebody. If you don't like the price you try another store.
@@holger_p it's different for different types of stores. In a department store or mall in china you wouldn't be able to bargain either, it depends on the context. For poorer people who can't afford walmart, they bargain in other markets. The difference is, in small asian markets, it's acceptable to bargain while in department stores or malls it isn't. You don't need to try another store if you don't like the price, that's the asian way! That's a bit of explanation because you clearly can't understand context, maybe you should step out of your privileged white background and try to understand other people and why they do what they do, maybe you can stop being so condescending the next time xx
My mom brought a dress for me which the shop keeper was saying 900 and my mom said 500 and I was like we should run there’s no way they are going to give it in so much less. When they gave it to us I was so shocked. Asian moms are so good in bargain.
This is so true lol my brother once went to Italy and bought a belt for 10 euros tho the seller initially wanted 75 euros 😂😂😂😂😂 The seller was like "this is real leather, made in Italy" and tried to convince my brother to buy the fake leather belt at a high price but my brother said "I know it's not real leather and honestly, the seller over there has the same belt for 15 euros, so you either sell this for cheaper or I'm gonna buy from them." And it worked! 😂
When we came to the US, my mom loved to go to Yard Sales. Whatever she picked during the sale, she would go to the seller and, with her almost non-existent English, would point at it and go “ONE dollar?”. The sellers would be confused at first and be like “No, that’s 20 bucks.” or something, but my mom would smile and laugh and insist: “No, ONE dollar.” and after some back and for the the sellers would find the whole thing so ridiculous and hilarious that they’d literally just give whatever mom wanted for a dollar
Most people running yard sales are just trying to get rid of clutter. They see people who try hard ball them as dooshes. If it were me, I'd just say, "$20 firm. If it doesn't sell at that price you can come back here next week and dig through my dumpster and have it for free" The customer'll feel like a heel and wanna save face.
As a proud Asian, I will tell you the story of the time I, a 14 year old bargained and got more than a 50% discount. I asked for a jacket and this guy took me to a small shop but it isnt the type of jacket I wanted, it was like a raincoat and doesnt protect u from the cold. I said I was leaving but then they whipped out the nice raincoat which had a really good design and in my area it rains a lot so I needed it. The price they first told me was 24$ but then I bargain and I lowered the price to 17 dollars. Then I asked my dad who was waiting outside for money but he said that it was to expensive, and he was right. So I went back in and I asked to lower the price even more after the seller told his story on how he knew the truck driver who shipped the raincoat and tried to stop me from bargaining but that only gave me an advantage and I used his story against him to lower the price to 12$. I saw a blacked out price tag on the raincoat which had the real price on it, the real price was 8.49$. So I told him and I went back and forth in and out of the shop telling him lower the price or Im leaving, and finally I got it down to 9.49$. I have now officially mastered the art of bargain and gave the seller a final profit of 1$ while I enjoy my raincoat. I am only 14 and I managed to bring out my final form of the bargain art. Learn from me you spoiled brats. (Im Indian so I originally went from 2000₹ to 800₹, we Indians know thats a lot of money. You can feed ur entire family with rice for 2 months with that money)
You’re on a roll, Josh! Next, you need to do appearances at K-CONs (if you haven’t already, lol). K-CON LA or K-CON NY or both if possible. Have your merch ready to go and set yourself up a booth. And have some family-friendly merch available too 😉👍!! If I get to go to K-CON NY, i’ll stop by and say hi!!
When I was a carpet cleaner going into people’s homes to clean their carpets I could always tell who came from a bartering culture and who was local. This is accurate. The way Asians try to negotiate a price can hospitalize the uninitiated.
THIS IS HOW MY MOM BARGAINS TOO. AND ISTG EVER TIME THE SHOPKEEPER AGREES TO HER PRICE I'M STANDING THERE LIKE "WHY TF DID HE SAY 1000 AND THEN GAVE IT FOR 200? HOW DOES THE MATH EVEN WORKS HERE?"
I once worked at a Asian owned tech shop & every time I would get an Asian customer & they didn't like the price they would look to my boss/owner & this type of conversation would always happen lol he hated it.
This is so true like whenever my mom goes to the Chinese store she always tries to negotiate a deal with them and they always try to sell her stuff she doesn’t want lol
When I still live with my family, my grandma used to sometimes ask me to do grocery with her (usually when she needed to buy a lot of stuffs). And I swear 90% of the time spent in the market was her bargaining with the sellers. The bargaining got even more annoying when you realize the vendor in the next stall was selling the exact same item.
It is actually kind of hard to negotiate like that, since you need to know the actual value of everything. If you know exactly how much they are making though and the true value of an item, it is entirely possible to get a crazy discount though. Some things do have insane markups.
Throwback to the time in Hong Kong when my when my mom bargained with some shopkeeper for a doll set: Shopkeeper: 100 doLLars 💵 Mom: no. 5 dollar Shopkeeper: 98 dollars 💸 Mom: 2 dollars And then the guy shit his shop for the day after hysterically trashing it And my dad and I just hid in the back and pretended we didn’t know her lmao
I don't know whether it's asian or not but in india we do same like we will gonna bargain for long and at last we will gonna pretend like we are leaving we don't need that product and at that moment the shopkeeper will call you and be like ok u can have this at.... Price 🤣🤣🤣
“Are you crazy?”
*“No, I’m Asian.”*
Story of my life.
lmao my doctor asked if i was tired because my eyes are small and were half closed and i said "no, im just Asian"
also for anyone wondering about her reaction, the look she gave me tho made me cackle 😂she went "oh..." and turned RED 🤣it was funny asf
same
@@Oceana2257 HAAHHAAHHAHA
@@shotround2 ?
@@Oceana2257 这听起来像我的小妹妹会说的话。
“It’s made in China. Your own kids made it in a sweatshop.”
“How did you know?”
“My kids are in the sweatshop too.”
i rolled laughing,lol
“How the hell you know that”
“*gasps and pauses* okay, okay”
The best answer I know bercere....
Damn can't believe i actually read this... could've done something in those 5 seconds
"Zaddy...Zaddy this company is yours Zaddy" tbh this one of the best lines in the whole video 💀
WHAT DA HELLL
WHAT THE HELLLL
WHAT THE HELLL
WHAT DA HELLLL
Hahaha
"I will poop on the bed and lie to the world like amber " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
**pause** “okay okay”
Lol
I'm dying!!🤣🤣🤣
I love how they’re hip to what’s going on.
😂😂😂😂
" Are you crazy ? "
" No, I'm asian "
" Ok, okay"
Lol
lol
whats the difference
LOL
@@khluo we're not crazy, we just want discounts.
So relatable lmao. Both my parents and grandparents will literally haggle and bargain the sellers when they went to local wet market, they said "No price tag = Just bargain."
You're lucky. My Mexican dad always said that if there's no price tag, that means it's free.
@@leafy4142 he's not wrong
@@leafy4142 Why am I being chased by the police? I just took things that aren't price tagged, I don't know what's wrong with the police officers.
Be careful. You can get COVID at the wet market
@@leafy4142 is this implying that mexicans are stealers? i mean im argentinian idrc but that's hilarious
“TWO THOUSAND DOLLAR”
“DO YOU THINK IM STUPID”
Americans - cry how high the price is and still buy the phone - on monthly installments
@@ronitsingh85 HA
actually its 2000 darra
Dorrar
It's interesting to see how their kids go from working at Apple's sweatshop to being Apple success stories by the end of the conversation. Time flies when we bargain.
LOL
i didn’t even notice that!! 🤣🤣😭😭 thx for pointing that out lol
as an asian who has an asian mum who bargains for things, this is accurate
Me
Lol Me here had an older brother who take after mom too... 😅
Asian prices be like:
Original price: $50
50% of: $2000
"your own kids made it in a sweat shop" lmao, love you're videos and you deserve everything that's coming in your life 사랑해요 👍
Even bad things that go into their life? 🤨
@@sakurazoldyck652 fr🤨🤨
@@izzyjp_ Lol
your*
The korean part says " I love you" right? RIGHT??
“My son works at Apple”
“Apple WORKS for MY SON”
I died after hearing this!
Edit: Since I have died this is the last thing you will hear from me before my soul goes to heaven, goodbye and thx for likes.
Same, had to pause the video.
this is your ghost writing this comment
Omg I just interpreted it in another way after reading this.
It can be that apple works (as in do a job) for him (like a worker works for the company)
Or apple works (as in can be accepted) for him (like I won't take water, but milk works for me)
Or apple works (as in can be used) for him (like idk why ac doesn't work for you, but it works for me)
And your son works for my son
lool
my mom is korean. exactly the same. she did this with the car. she checked everywhere online, negotiated the price down with a dealership (that was 2 hours away), got it in writing. the faraway dealership was expecting her but she never showed.
instead, she brought the written price from the other dealership to a closer dealership and said, 'give me this price or i'm driving away right now to get this car.'
the price was a nearly brand new car, 1 year old at approximately half price. the car salesman looked at the written price and sheepishly said he will go see his manager.
mom drove the car home soon after. that was in 2007 and i'm still driving that car.
Your mom should start her own academy on bargaining.
🤯👏 gotta hand it to her, check and mate.
I wish I had this skill. As an asian I am terrible at bargaining
@@daphne3631 I feel you
“I will SLAPPPP YOU LIKE *WILL SMITH* “
- by far best line..
yes!!
😂😂😂😂😂
How does he keep a straight face! Too, too funny. Lines, delivery, accent are all hilarious 😂
not really
Truth
@@introvertedlifelog8809 why are you here
“51 darra.”
“52 darra.”
“Deal.”
And that’s how capitalism works
nope thats how asian bargaining works
Beautiful 👏🏾
you can't buy the iphone for that price, unless its a damaged one with its parts lost.
@@1mol831 you haven't met an asian mother
@@1mol831 NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF AISANS
"TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS? DO U THINK I'M STUPID?"
me: 😂😂🤣🤣lol
the ending was so wholesome, "buy the rice for your family"
the way they made 50 dollars 52 dollars and acted like it was a very big difference got me
it is a very big difference. That's how I make money my charging 50 cents. in a day I make bout 2-3 dollars, but that's still a lot for me lol-
@@ACursedDemon oh lol
ITS A PROFIT
You can't feed your family on $50, you can only do that with $52.
@@ACursedDemon 3$, bro how are you LIVING. Prices be so expensive these days.
"My kids are in the sweatshop too" made me laugh way too hard
no
@@introvertedlifelog8809 yes :)
I love how the threat that actually worked was the one about Amber Heard
Right !!! 😂
That "I will be leaving, then" trick always work 😂
"Daddy Daddy" I can't stop laughing TF
Zaddy
@@Avniiiiii Yeah right "Zaddy Zaddy"
@@Avniiiiii no
@@yoongisgirl0993 no
"I will poop on the bed and lie to the world like Amber Heard."
i was not prepared for this 💀
“Are you crazy?”
“No I’m Asian.”
That got me rolling on the floor
asians - 'this is how we roll, baby'. I am Indian, and we do the same, I dont know by large who is the best at the game! 'a penny saved is a penny earned, bargaining makes that a reality.
This dude is underrated. He is hilarious! Keep up the good work man!
"Okay and steve jobs goes to my son and say's: zaddy zaddy...this company is yours zaddy" had me dying🤣
I observed a bargin in Beijin once. It was intense, it looked like they were in a fight, eventually one pretended to leave, but was convinced to returned by the vendor (by yelling). Eventually the transaction took place and both looked extremely pleased (while I got PTSD from observing only)! Now I have an approximaiton of what it was all about :D
LMFAOO
sweat shop
OH, I HEARD SWITCH SHOP
@@MD-rp6jd nintendo switch? They gamin while making iphones thats crazy
@@MD-rp6jd I just misheard it ☠️
Me neither
"Daddy this company's yours daddyyy." "What the hell?" I choked- 😂
When I lived in China with my family, we sometimes went to a market to buy stuff, and my parents always used this method of bargaining; ask for a low price, if they bring up a higher price than the one you wanted, call for a lower price but a bit more than your original proposition, and threaten to walk out of their store.
worked every time.
Shopping seems to be time consuming then.
@@holger_p the brain needs exercise
@@holger_p it is time consuming but you get to save money and not everyone is rich
@@kashvi1225 That's simple. If you cannot afford it, don't buy it.
Negotiating is not well known in the western world. Imagine you go to Wal-Mart and discuss the prices of each product with somebody. If you don't like the price you try another store.
@@holger_p it's different for different types of stores. In a department store or mall in china you wouldn't be able to bargain either, it depends on the context. For poorer people who can't afford walmart, they bargain in other markets.
The difference is, in small asian markets, it's acceptable to bargain while in department stores or malls it isn't.
You don't need to try another store if you don't like the price, that's the asian way!
That's a bit of explanation because you clearly can't understand context, maybe you should step out of your privileged white background and try to understand other people and why they do what they do, maybe you can stop being so condescending the next time xx
His *what the hell* never grows old 😂❤️
There's just something about the way he says it 🙇♀️🤚
My mom brought a dress for me which the shop keeper was saying 900 and my mom said 500 and I was like we should run there’s no way they are going to give it in so much less. When they gave it to us I was so shocked. Asian moms are so good in bargain.
This channel always makes me laugh, it’s my go to channel to make me feel better when I’m sad
I'm Asian...EVERYTHING MUST BE UNDER 5 DOLLAR
i second this.
i third this.
I fourth this
I fifth this
I sixth this
"ok ok how much you want"
"fifty darra"
"fi-fifty darra!?"
"fifty darra"
lmao funniest shit i've ever heard
This is so true lol my brother once went to Italy and bought a belt for 10 euros tho the seller initially wanted 75 euros 😂😂😂😂😂
The seller was like "this is real leather, made in Italy" and tried to convince my brother to buy the fake leather belt at a high price but my brother said "I know it's not real leather and honestly, the seller over there has the same belt for 15 euros, so you either sell this for cheaper or I'm gonna buy from them." And it worked! 😂
Wow 😂😂
@@Ajajajajajaja-u8l huh
the "or I'm gonna buy from them" line is what my mom says when bargaining 💀🤚🏻
The “dorra” is just the best part whenever he says it. 😂❤️
Right? The way he’s talking is making this so hilarious
i was in a bad mood and this video cheered me up, thank you Josh 😭
When we came to the US, my mom loved to go to Yard Sales. Whatever she picked during the sale, she would go to the seller and, with her almost non-existent English, would point at it and go “ONE dollar?”. The sellers would be confused at first and be like “No, that’s 20 bucks.” or something, but my mom would smile and laugh and insist: “No, ONE dollar.” and after some back and for the the sellers would find the whole thing so ridiculous and hilarious that they’d literally just give whatever mom wanted for a dollar
this is genius
Most people running yard sales are just trying to get rid of clutter. They see people who try hard ball them as dooshes. If it were me, I'd just say, "$20 firm. If it doesn't sell at that price you can come back here next week and dig through my dumpster and have it for free" The customer'll feel like a heel and wanna save face.
"its made in china, your own kids made it in a sweatshop"
"how the hell you know that?"
"because my kids are in the sweatshop too"
😂😂
Meanwhile Asian moms just be putting stuff in their purses saying it's free
The ‘hoyaaa’ at the was the cherry on top
That is true, especially for Middle Eastern kids 😂
Yup, I'm middle eastern and my mom can be MERCILESS 🤣🤣
Lmao as a Kurd I approve of this
Funfact:As a asian I can confirm this is hundred percent true :)
gurl same
"yess haiya im so smug another bargain "
lmao😂🤣😂
i thought he said "im so smart another bargain" LMAO
As a proud Asian, I will tell you the story of the time I, a 14 year old bargained and got more than a 50% discount. I asked for a jacket and this guy took me to a small shop but it isnt the type of jacket I wanted, it was like a raincoat and doesnt protect u from the cold. I said I was leaving but then they whipped out the nice raincoat which had a really good design and in my area it rains a lot so I needed it. The price they first told me was 24$ but then I bargain and I lowered the price to 17 dollars. Then I asked my dad who was waiting outside for money but he said that it was to expensive, and he was right. So I went back in and I asked to lower the price even more after the seller told his story on how he knew the truck driver who shipped the raincoat and tried to stop me from bargaining but that only gave me an advantage and I used his story against him to lower the price to 12$. I saw a blacked out price tag on the raincoat which had the real price on it, the real price was 8.49$. So I told him and I went back and forth in and out of the shop telling him lower the price or Im leaving, and finally I got it down to 9.49$. I have now officially mastered the art of bargain and gave the seller a final profit of 1$ while I enjoy my raincoat. I am only 14 and I managed to bring out my final form of the bargain art. Learn from me you spoiled brats. (Im Indian so I originally went from 2000₹ to 800₹, we Indians know thats a lot of money. You can feed ur entire family with rice for 2 months with that money)
damnn as a fellow 14 year old indian that's mad skills
Imaging if this guy made a recreation EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
This guy is a genius wth... every one of his jokes were hilarious. He deserves 1 Mil easily.
“I will slap u like will smith”,”50 dorra” is one of the best lines ever made😂😭
I need to buy rice for family 😆 ,that's the classic shopkeepers line
“yes! aaayaaaa! im so smart!” 😂
also
“i have to feed rice to my family 😔”
“ *gives 52 dollars* understandable have a nice day”
“Are u crazy”
“no I’m Asian”
“Ok ok” 😂😂😂
This youtuber is underrate,he deserves more subs and views!
His face smooth like Hawaiian buns on butter! How 😩
You’re on a roll, Josh!
Next, you need to do appearances at K-CONs (if you haven’t already, lol). K-CON LA or K-CON NY or both if possible. Have your merch ready to go and set yourself up a booth. And have some family-friendly merch available too 😉👍!! If I get to go to K-CON NY, i’ll stop by and say hi!!
This might be the best Korean YTer.
“ZADDY…ZADDY…this company is urs daddy” 💀
The goofy smile from the thumbnail just made me wanna watch it
As a kid who has Asian parents, I can confirm this is what happened when my mom went shopping.
Plot twist: Only a case was in the box, and not a phone
“I give you this iphone brand new great condition for 2000 dora”
*”2000 DORRA??”*
my fav lines lolll 😂🤣
Your expressions are EVERYTHING! LOL! 😆 🤣 😂
When I was a carpet cleaner going into people’s homes to clean their carpets I could always tell who came from a bartering culture and who was local.
This is accurate. The way Asians try to negotiate a price can hospitalize the uninitiated.
The rhythm and groove is genius!. It's a performance piece!
This man is always funny 😆
I keep watching this one over and over.
Me too
"Are you crazy?"
"No I'm Asian."
Haiyyaaaa ✨
0:20
**dramatic gasp**
How the h* you know dat?
Because my kids are in the sweatshop too- 🙄
*Best scene honestly-*
" I will slap you like Will Smith " 💀
"I will poop on your bed and lie to world like Amber Heard." That one got me😂😂
It's the "it's made in china your own kids made it. How do you know? My kids are there too" for me
I like how he says "WAAAAIT"
THIS IS HOW MY MOM BARGAINS TOO. AND ISTG EVER TIME THE SHOPKEEPER AGREES TO HER PRICE I'M STANDING THERE LIKE "WHY TF DID HE SAY 1000 AND THEN GAVE IT FOR 200? HOW DOES THE MATH EVEN WORKS HERE?"
“what the hell?” has the be the most honest reaction ever to, “daddy, daddy.”
“200 dorra-
50 dorrar.”
I watch your videos because you don't take yourself too seriously. I wish everyone was like that.
Fun Fact : I’m not first
cool-
Ok
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OML these references are golden!! I rolled out of my bed laughing and now my face hurts 0:41-0:51
I wish I had this skill. As an Asian I am ashamed to say that I am terrible at bargaining.
gotta say I was surprised when u ended your sentences with "-la". LMAO!
I once worked at a Asian owned tech shop & every time I would get an Asian customer & they didn't like the price they would look to my boss/owner & this type of conversation would always happen lol he hated it.
I love at the. End he says”fifty dollar😑”
This is so true like whenever my mom goes to the Chinese store she always tries to negotiate a deal with them and they always try to sell her stuff she doesn’t want lol
Lobed that last 50 darra in the end XD 🔥✨
0:48 This had me laughing
Daddy- daddy- got me dying
When I still live with my family, my grandma used to sometimes ask me to do grocery with her (usually when she needed to buy a lot of stuffs). And I swear 90% of the time spent in the market was her bargaining with the sellers. The bargaining got even more annoying when you realize the vendor in the next stall was selling the exact same item.
his "dorra" always gets me 😂
It is actually kind of hard to negotiate like that, since you need to know the actual value of everything. If you know exactly how much they are making though and the true value of an item, it is entirely possible to get a crazy discount though. Some things do have insane markups.
The way he said ‘Daaaaaady? Daaaaaaaaady?’
I as a Asian kid, shall wait to get this power once I become an adult
"My kids are in the Sweatshop too!"
Throwback to the time in Hong Kong when my when my mom bargained with some shopkeeper for a doll set:
Shopkeeper: 100 doLLars 💵
Mom: no. 5 dollar
Shopkeeper: 98 dollars 💸
Mom: 2 dollars
And then the guy shit his shop for the day after hysterically trashing it
And my dad and I just hid in the back and pretended we didn’t know her lmao
"Are you crazy? No I'm asian. Okay" 💀💀💀
I don't know whether it's asian or not but in india we do same like we will gonna bargain for long and at last we will gonna pretend like we are leaving we don't need that product and at that moment the shopkeeper will call you and be like ok u can have this at.... Price 🤣🤣🤣
“Well Steve Jobs goes to my son and says zaddy zaddy this company is yours zaddy” 💀💀
Hearing them say it's "Dora" makes this much better.
nah because the oj Simpson joke reminded me when
“so who’s your favorite football player?”
“OJ Simpson”
“why?”
“he’s killer on and off field”
💀
"I'm so smart another bargain, HOYYYYIIYEANNHHH"