Bloodborne but I am a useless human being

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  • Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
  • Bloodborne really showed me how bad I am at video games
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 2,7 тис.

  • @chuchisneko
    @chuchisneko 5 років тому +3509

    "Now that I have mastered the controls..." *doesn't even know of the existence of the lock on*

    • @lostsanityreturned
      @lostsanityreturned 5 років тому +260

      Or changing trick weapon forms... or the heavy attack... or gun parries...
      Or how to run.

    • @chuchisneko
      @chuchisneko 5 років тому +91

      @@lostsanityreturned or breathing. anything, really

    • @CapKennway
      @CapKennway 5 років тому +21

      @@lostsanityreturned hopefully he sees this

    • @sneezu
      @sneezu 5 років тому +50

      dont doubt jim pickens, he knows everything

    • @jacobantaya7423
      @jacobantaya7423 5 років тому +29

      @@lostsanityreturned he only used the heavy attack, but he didnt charge it up with the normal cane... woulda been easier with light attack

  • @temmie9325
    @temmie9325 5 років тому +2244

    Kevin is playing the hardest way possible:
    -No sprinting
    -Heavy attacks only
    -No skill
    -No locking on targets

    • @uvbe
      @uvbe 5 років тому +130

      No skill lmao

    • @mckelve0587
      @mckelve0587 5 років тому +64

      You can lock on targets? That why i didnt get past the first level..

    • @angeleyes7937
      @angeleyes7937 4 роки тому +14

      Yes it is right stick

    • @tristanmorris9432
      @tristanmorris9432 4 роки тому +16

      Still doing better than I would too. 😂

    • @bog7227
      @bog7227 4 роки тому +7

      Im not really familiar with this game but is sprinting that important?

  • @Sercil00
    @Sercil00 5 років тому +742

    From the side, this character could pass as one of those plague doctors with the beak masks.
    Imagine you see someone like that, and then you realize that's not a mask.

    • @alchemicmercury
      @alchemicmercury 5 років тому +14

      Me, to abomination:
      "Marry me" 😀

    • @lim3400
      @lim3400 5 років тому +27

      alchemic mercury imagine trying to make out with him but his beak-nose and protruding chin just keep getting in the way

    • @barabara9855
      @barabara9855 4 роки тому +8

      Well at least he never has to buy a costume for Halloween

    • @hellborne7995
      @hellborne7995 3 роки тому +3

      Makes plague doctors look adorable.

  • @HumbleBard
    @HumbleBard 5 років тому +2141

    People do no death runs, they’re pros
    People do no lantern runs, they’re legends
    Kevin doing a no lock on run, you are god

  • @the_quake
    @the_quake 5 років тому +1623

    Bloodborne: but Kevin never reads tutorials so he has no idea he can lock on

    • @chunta957
      @chunta957 5 років тому +59

      And use light attacks

    • @Someone-sk8cg
      @Someone-sk8cg 5 років тому +4

      U with the latest episodes of one punch man s2

    • @Someone-sk8cg
      @Someone-sk8cg 5 років тому +2

      Like the profile pic

    • @the_quake
      @the_quake 5 років тому

      Someone Thanks friend.

    • @rebusxcz6885
      @rebusxcz6885 5 років тому

      Not to mention parries and weapon scaling

  • @DynamiteGuys
    @DynamiteGuys 5 років тому +647

    When your character looks like something you'd fight in-game

    • @Xegethra
      @Xegethra 5 років тому +11

      It's Grandpa Munster.

    • @minnie21434
      @minnie21434 2 роки тому +1

      He blends right in, doesn't he?😆

  • @jedc6507
    @jedc6507 5 років тому +410

    Kevins created character: " *Please god, kill me now* ". Thankfully the enemies are so helpful

    • @littlekitsune1
      @littlekitsune1 5 років тому +12

      That's the secret to keeping your sanity with these games. Just make a character you want to die in a fire from the get-go.

  • @dylansgreer
    @dylansgreer 5 років тому +489

    Alright Kevin, take it from a self proclaimed master of Bloodborne. The first thing you did wrong was having a worse Tinder profile than your enemies

    • @LuckyDT
      @LuckyDT 5 років тому +25

      This is true. That and not choosing Waste of Skin,

  • @bewabewaa
    @bewabewaa 5 років тому +506

    me: *in the middle of typing a comment about how you should read the tutorial notes and how you could be a lot better*
    kevin: make sure you leave a comment about how much better you are and how bad i am and-
    me: *shamefully erases entire comment*

  • @vectorequinox6202
    @vectorequinox6202 5 років тому +493

    It's actually amazing to see someone get this far without using lock-on.

    • @nukessolveeverything5340
      @nukessolveeverything5340 5 років тому +65

      A friend of mine made it through the whole game without knowing how to lock on. The bastard beat the orphan without lock on.

    • @umbur2017
      @umbur2017 5 років тому +32

      Nukes solve everything Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne

    • @d4rklotus
      @d4rklotus 4 роки тому +10

      I played the whole game up to the blood realm without lock-on... Vicar Amelia was a pain in the ass, and Rom wasn’t very nice either. But for some reason the Cleric beast and DarkBeast Parl were
      pretty easy

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 4 роки тому +9

      @@d4rklotus Well those 2 are so big that locking on will probably make you do worse

    • @erliLila
      @erliLila 3 роки тому

      Not really

  • @Hailee104
    @Hailee104 5 років тому +340

    This is the best character customization I have ever seen in a youtube video.

    • @nope9439
      @nope9439 5 років тому +17

      Check out monster factory from polygon. They make amazing character customization videos!

    • @clouto94
      @clouto94 5 років тому +3

      Watch ZeroLenny's videos; he's a pretty princess

    • @MNSportsFan66
      @MNSportsFan66 5 років тому +1

      Penguinz0 guys!

  • @SomeDude12300
    @SomeDude12300 5 років тому +778

    Didn't know Kevin was doing challenge runs, haven't seen the "no lock on" one before

    • @christopher4098586
      @christopher4098586 4 роки тому

      Does it is possible ?

    • @spybird5870
      @spybird5870 4 роки тому +4

      lobosjr has probably done a run like that since he's done everything in every souls game

    • @krisp.chicken2793
      @krisp.chicken2793 4 роки тому +2

      or no light attack runs

    • @Qualaza
      @Qualaza 4 роки тому +1

      @@spybird5870 not sure on the no lock on. I think Lobos wouldn't find that a fun run since these runs are not that difficult or interesting once you have a decent weapon.

    • @spybird5870
      @spybird5870 4 роки тому

      @@Qualaza guess you don't know how much lobos loves souls games, especially bloodborne, which he mentions all the time that he wants to play it if someone mentions it on his playthrough that isn't a souls game.

  • @docette2015
    @docette2015 5 років тому +231

    *Bloodborne* -- We will throw this powerful enemy at the newly-created character right at the start, both to prove we are made by the people who made Dark Souls and to provide the character a look at how death works and give them their weapons!
    *Kevin* -- [Birdman Pickens books it past the starting enemy]
    *Bloodborne* -- Uh. . .
    This was seriously one of the funniest things I've seen in ages. XD Only you would go into a game from FROM without CHECKING THE CONTROLS. Sheesh. XD

    • @ItzSmokeyB
      @ItzSmokeyB 4 роки тому +3

      I never check controls on any game

  • @its_dippy6779
    @its_dippy6779 5 років тому +564

    At this point, "Waste of Skin" would have been a more appropriate aspect.

  • @crankystinkleton4284
    @crankystinkleton4284 5 років тому +102

    "OHGODIMSTRESSINGTHEFECKOUT..."
    Yeah. That's pretty much how you play it.

  • @selenasserrette597
    @selenasserrette597 5 років тому +314

    Kevin’s character’s side profile looks like the plague doctor.

  • @acidnave
    @acidnave 5 років тому +260

    i just started watching.. and im BEGGING you!!! make this a series PLEASE! anything DS or BB related

    • @hmmmrobert7570
      @hmmmrobert7570 5 років тому +1

      Yes

    • @smuggen
      @smuggen 5 років тому +2

      +rep

    • @Marcus_8192
      @Marcus_8192 5 років тому +8

      Please no, he wouldn't get past the first boss

    • @randomisaac5959
      @randomisaac5959 5 років тому +1

      I think the real thing you want is for The Dear Leader to rise again

    • @acidnave
      @acidnave 5 років тому +1

      @@randomisaac5959 oh yea that too, ive been biting my nails when Jim died, that was traumatic

  • @ellehair1717
    @ellehair1717 5 років тому +161

    I saw that the video was almost 20 minutes but then after watching I see it’s bc he always takes like 10 min customizing his characters whenever the games let him lol

    • @floor4834
      @floor4834 5 років тому +2

      it stops at 3:46 lmao

  • @dalemartin6576
    @dalemartin6576 5 років тому +178

    Can you imagine the horror on someones face if the ever loaded one of kevins save games

  • @Yasukima
    @Yasukima 5 років тому +64

    Ahh, my favorite game~
    *quickly realizes Kevin has NO idea how to play*

  • @indigochase4386
    @indigochase4386 5 років тому +323

    Who knew Jim's ancestor would be so bad at murder?

    • @krypjutsu129
      @krypjutsu129 5 років тому +16

      Wut, he slayed without even locking on lmao Jim BC was Godly.

    • @miyama8936
      @miyama8936 5 років тому +8

      He is a good murder, not a good fighter. The old rule. A fighter against non-fighters, and a non-fighter against fighters. Good old Kev

  • @fbiopenup8036
    @fbiopenup8036 5 років тому +572

    Bloodeborne but kevin should do videos longer than 15 minutes

    • @dylanburns3769
      @dylanburns3769 5 років тому +5

      Jason Garcia well ya got your wish

    • @Jd_matheusc
      @Jd_matheusc 5 років тому +5

      This one has 18. Hahaha

  • @someguynamedjulian
    @someguynamedjulian 5 років тому +255

    “The game was rigged from the start.”
    Grognak appears

  • @marcusgracey945
    @marcusgracey945 5 років тому +72

    Ah, Jim, or some say Pickens, do you hear our prayers?
    As you once did for the innocent sims, grant us death, grant us death. Micolash, 2019

    • @nullone3181
      @nullone3181 5 років тому +9

      Oh Grognak, Oh Grognak... Have mercy on the poor bastard

  • @PoorEdward
    @PoorEdward 5 років тому +72

    Oh god Kevin plays Bloodborne
    *Kevin swings*
    *Enemy dies in 1 hit*
    *Kevin swings*
    *Kevin swings*
    *SwInGiNg InTeNsIfIeS*

  • @ZeroSympathyx
    @ZeroSympathyx 5 років тому +530

    Kevin: Ah a cane
    Me: I can't believe you've done this

    • @Sleepless493
      @Sleepless493 5 років тому +47

      It's the real mans weapon lol

    • @Jd_matheusc
      @Jd_matheusc 5 років тому +7

      He was way better than me with the big saw hahaha

    • @MrBenSampson
      @MrBenSampson 5 років тому +59

      Easily my favourite weapon. The base form is fast, and the tricked form has reach. The tricked form is also great for hitting multiple targets, and it's serrated. Both forms also leave your off hand free for other weapons.

    • @The_HypeGuy
      @The_HypeGuy 5 років тому +12

      I CAAHNT BELEEEVE YOU'VE DUHN THIS!!! XD XD

    • @mattcasper7372
      @mattcasper7372 5 років тому +16

      @@MrBenSampson yo same the threaded cane is one of my favorite weapons

  • @gawdawful7970
    @gawdawful7970 5 років тому +58

    "Why does he keep shooting at the floor??"
    Because R3 kevin... because R3....

    • @ryanbeev
      @ryanbeev 5 років тому +5

      Your hair is amazing

    • @reveriesance
      @reveriesance 5 років тому +4

      Barbeque Sauced I probably wouldn’t even notice if I hadn’t read your comment. It is!

  • @dogwithsunglasses4051
    @dogwithsunglasses4051 5 років тому +294

    Respect for coming that far without using lock on

    • @dragonslayer3552
      @dragonslayer3552 5 років тому +2

      Its not hard passing the first area without lock on
      I never use it in this area only father gacgoine "or however its pronounced" needs locking on

    • @potatonite2340
      @potatonite2340 5 років тому +19

      @@dragonslayer3552 do you want a cookie champ?

    • @dragonslayer3552
      @dragonslayer3552 5 років тому +1

      @@potatonite2340 is this a weird joke cause I don't get it 😶

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 5 років тому

      Fuck Father Gascoigne, I never manage to kill that fecker and I tried like 20 times.

    • @potatonite2340
      @potatonite2340 5 років тому +8

      @@dragonslayer3552 it's my way of saying 'weird flex but ok' to people who flex on my boy Kevin he's doing his best ok

  • @paulmoitoso9658
    @paulmoitoso9658 5 років тому +50

    "Bloodborne, but I don't know how to Fecking heal" would've been a more accurate name.

  • @krimsonx
    @krimsonx 5 років тому +101

    Can we get a video of you just creating characters in various games 👏👏

    • @alchemicmercury
      @alchemicmercury 5 років тому +5

      Watch Monster Factory on Polygon. Thats the show.

  • @Bunksha
    @Bunksha 5 років тому +129

    Wow, Jim Pickens pre-evolutionary form, Jim Peckens, looks great!

    • @katiekatecat
      @katiekatecat 5 років тому +5

      Bunksha underrated comment

    • @vectorequinox6202
      @vectorequinox6202 5 років тому +8

      What form is Jim Piccone?

    • @Bunksha
      @Bunksha 5 років тому +8

      @@vectorequinox6202 The italian? I'm not sure

    • @catraistmaoist241
      @catraistmaoist241 5 років тому +5

      Vector Equinox Jim picone is a cousin to Jim Pickens not a form

  • @artichare1839
    @artichare1839 5 років тому +258

    Remember Shrek?
    This is him now!
    Feel old yet?

  • @castsmith6783
    @castsmith6783 5 років тому +501

    bloodborne but i look very simmilar to the enemy

    • @Heigxion
      @Heigxion 5 років тому +8

      Castsmith Bloodborne but I perform like the enemy

    • @temmie9325
      @temmie9325 5 років тому +19

      @@Heigxion worse than the enemy*

    • @martingrey2004
      @martingrey2004 5 років тому +5

      Bloodborne but I'm Michael Jackson's deformed ghost

    • @ellithejoker1046
      @ellithejoker1046 4 роки тому

      《 Temmie 》 Idk what you mean he did amazing

  • @starry_fest
    @starry_fest 5 років тому +36

    "the game was rigged from the start, baby"
    YES THROW THaT REFFErENCE In KeVIn

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 5 років тому +40

    "That's as close to a beak as I can get"
    Jim: "Why...?"

  • @gamebitter8676
    @gamebitter8676 5 років тому +87

    Bloodborne but I only use the strong attack button.

  • @koloklokol9655
    @koloklokol9655 5 років тому +726

    You should play borderlands, I think you and claptrap would get along

  • @Bizlok21
    @Bizlok21 5 років тому +228

    Everyone complaining about not locking on but for fecks sake please sprint man

    • @reidysmeidy5772
      @reidysmeidy5772 5 років тому +24

      real men face their enemies head on. And goblin men hide in the corner luring them to fail to stab them in the back.

    • @Sleepless493
      @Sleepless493 5 років тому

      I hardly use the lock on anyway, feels like to much of a dependency to me

    • @86Fallowcp
      @86Fallowcp 5 років тому

      @@Sleepless493 You kinda need it if you are now, also, I like more the fast dodge.

    • @sheepersjeepers4953
      @sheepersjeepers4953 5 років тому +2

      Sleepless Nation It’s a game mechanic, of course you’d depend on it... that’s like saying you don’t use blood vials because it causes too much dependency

    • @Bizlok21
      @Bizlok21 5 років тому +3

      SheepersJeepers don’t get me wrong I’m a huge fan of the soulsborne series, have been playing since shortly after demon’s was released and have been enjoying sekiro, but my god there’s a lot of elitism surrounding the series and fans. Totally agree with you here, it’s almost as if people feel shame for admitting to using core game mechanics or exploiting others. Pardon the late reply

  • @SnakeEater776
    @SnakeEater776 4 роки тому +2

    Kevin: uses the ability which takes away health and gives extra bullets
    Also kevin: ok I think that was a healing potion

  • @Guaxivara
    @Guaxivara 5 років тому +27

    Well, I'm impressed, you skipped the tutorials and did not used the lock-on function, but still, you maneged pretty well c:

  • @lawless727
    @lawless727 5 років тому +332

    Me:what dartsouls do you want to play
    Kevin:fallout 76
    Me:I want to die

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 років тому +25

      Mii: I Want Die

    • @Skb64_
      @Skb64_ 5 років тому +1

      Melted Cheese lol u got the more thumb up button then justin him you mist feel accumplished in me you life yay hahahaha

    • @ParadiseAndGin
      @ParadiseAndGin 5 років тому +12

      @@Skb64_
      English. Do you speak it?

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 років тому +7

      JZachAttack TheNexus
      Not funny?
      More like Bore Ragnarok

    • @lawless727
      @lawless727 5 років тому +1

      I never expected this all

  • @samhamsamwich1405
    @samhamsamwich1405 5 років тому +362

    Bloodbore but my wife just left me for Bore Ragnarok

  • @NotMyLaifu
    @NotMyLaifu 5 років тому +165

    Dude he looks like the guy from courage the cowardly dog

    • @memez44
      @memez44 5 років тому +4

      My God your right!

    • @dudewithlaptop8663
      @dudewithlaptop8663 5 років тому +11

      Eustace is far more beautiful then that thing.

    • @dustinthomas262
      @dustinthomas262 5 років тому +7

      That's it... I've gotta make a playthrough with Muriel now...

    • @dudewithlaptop8663
      @dudewithlaptop8663 5 років тому +2

      @@dustinthomas262 She's far to sweet to kill anyone

    • @emirg7496
      @emirg7496 5 років тому +5

      That's it im getting me mallet

  • @bennyboii493
    @bennyboii493 5 років тому +82

    Kevin you should do another, but lock on next time ❤️

  • @DmitriLowell
    @DmitriLowell 5 років тому +40

    Bold move picking Bloodborne as your first Souls game.
    It's one of the hardest

    • @eskyyy9078
      @eskyyy9078 5 років тому +1

      oh i did too i suck so hard

    • @mabbott946
      @mabbott946 5 років тому +9

      I bought bloodborne the other day. I've never played a souls game before but I absolutely love bloodborne I can't put it down

    • @alexsm3882
      @alexsm3882 5 років тому +1

      I think it's on par with the 1st Dark Souls, but I've always played rolling/dodging, never really liked to block...

    • @purepangea17
      @purepangea17 4 роки тому +1

      I can't play bloodborne cus I'm on PC :(

    • @connorswallow2288
      @connorswallow2288 4 роки тому +4

      The words “nameless king” still haunt me to this day

  • @dragonfan8647
    @dragonfan8647 5 років тому +143

    Day 25 of thanking Kevin for being awesome and making me laugh every day.

  • @angushasmail
    @angushasmail 5 років тому +138

    Kevin, I was having the SHITTIEST feckin’ day. Thank you for this. 💛

    • @lergoth
      @lergoth 5 років тому +4

      whatever is going on, hope you're doing better now

    • @angushasmail
      @angushasmail 5 років тому

      Law RG Thank you! You’re sweet.

  • @narciasz1437
    @narciasz1437 5 років тому +278

    Kevin:What dark souls shouls I play
    Everyone:Bloodborne
    Kevin:🅱 ITCH wtf
    Edit:How did this get so many likes. Thanks btw

  • @lukasprochazka9357
    @lukasprochazka9357 5 років тому +283

    As a Soulsborne veteran, i'm actually in pain right now

    • @-____________--______________-
      @-____________--______________- 5 років тому +15

      Don’t blame Kevin, blame the franchise.

    • @xxXXRAPXXxx
      @xxXXRAPXXxx 5 років тому +43

      @@-____________--______________- Blame franchise for expecting the player to respect it and NOT being an entitled idiot like in almost every other game? An old wise man once said "GIT GOOD YOU FOKING CASUL". Still it was fun watching Kevin in pain i would like to see more.

    • @-____________--______________-
      @-____________--______________- 5 років тому +6

      >le me making reference to OP’s pfp of Arnold Shpitz from obscure indie game Lisa: The Pointless
      >like a boss
      B)

    • @QwertyUiop-bs2zr
      @QwertyUiop-bs2zr 5 років тому +15

      I am a veterena too but i love kevin so i didnt feel much pain i just laughed

    • @jrussell428
      @jrussell428 5 років тому +2

      Same

  • @KuueenKumi
    @KuueenKumi 4 роки тому +5

    2:13 What a plague doctor looks like under that feckin mask

  • @jinx1322
    @jinx1322 5 років тому +163

    as a veteran player this was painful to watch. still love yah kevin

    • @greensheep4918
      @greensheep4918 5 років тому +10

      Hey, at least he made it past the werewolf. I couldn't figure that out.

    • @stevesreplaybuttons5771
      @stevesreplaybuttons5771 5 років тому +1

      @@greensheep4918 same I got rid of bloodborne months ago way to hard.

    • @hunterdrew1704
      @hunterdrew1704 5 років тому +13

      BloodBorne is better than DS1, 2, AND 3. Hands down.

    • @jinx1322
      @jinx1322 5 років тому +1

      @@greensheep4918 thats fair, his fighting style is just unorthodox

    • @jinx1322
      @jinx1322 5 років тому +4

      @@hunterdrew1704 I mainly prefer it because of the aesthetic and its more fast paced.

  • @cristiano5606
    @cristiano5606 5 років тому +205

    There's a fecking lock button Kevin please

    • @littlekitsune1
      @littlekitsune1 5 років тому +13

      Leave him be, tutorials are for scrubs!

    • @96Thompson
      @96Thompson 5 років тому +2

      You don't need a tutorial to know that there's a lock on. Basic gaming common knowledge should tell you. Or he could at least press buttons to figure it out.
      Like all he was doing was heavy attacks....R1 apparently doesn't exist on his controller.

    • @littlekitsune1
      @littlekitsune1 5 років тому +10

      @@96Thompson I know... I was going along with the video's joke of how he didn't bother reading the tutorials. It really doesn't matter that much, he's a comedy channel. And the Souls games are ultimately really unintuiive for newbies. They explain nothing but the very bare minimum, and just pressing buttons is a good way to accidentally waste all your items - like what happened when he did try that.

    • @TheDevilsPlay
      @TheDevilsPlay 5 років тому +5

      @@96Thompson This is the most cancerous comment I've ever seen.

    • @96Thompson
      @96Thompson 5 років тому +1

      @@TheDevilsPlay You must not read a lot of comments then.

  • @chillycharizard5985
    @chillycharizard5985 5 років тому +183

    Kevin: *Picks threaded cane, the worst weapon for beginners*
    Me: haha...rookie mistake

    • @Minorcas13
      @Minorcas13 5 років тому +23

      It's imo the best to begin with, lot's of range and wide sweeps. He's just never using R1 🤷‍♀️

    • @chillycharizard5985
      @chillycharizard5985 5 років тому +6

      SC, HA, and TC seem to be minimally better with speed, power, and range respectively. But they are all good weapons and I was mostly exaggerating because it has the lowest damage of the 3, no shade just jokes

    • @Minorcas13
      @Minorcas13 5 років тому +18

      @@chillycharizard5985 well you did have a point, cuz you can't do shit if you only use R2 with the cane

    • @LilyHooper
      @LilyHooper 5 років тому +1

      Kevin: Picks threaded cane, the worst weapon*

    • @Minorcas13
      @Minorcas13 5 років тому +4

      @@LilyHooper i would decimate you in pvp

  • @reidysmeidy5772
    @reidysmeidy5772 5 років тому +14

    Lol I'd love to see you play more of this. also Kevin already dark souls mlg pro he already knows the lock on mostly screws you up in DS games. WHAT A GOD GAMER HE BE!

    • @purepangea17
      @purepangea17 4 роки тому

      Sometimes it screws u over less in ds3 in my opinion more in ds 1 & 2

  • @eccentrikhat3863
    @eccentrikhat3863 4 роки тому +2

    Poor Kevin doesn't even realise how impressive getting that far with no lock on actually is.
    He thinks he's bad at the game. In truth, he's redefining the difficulty.

  • @ripho0o
    @ripho0o 5 років тому +147

    play some scribblenauts. I bet your "creativity" might come in handy

  • @rozmarinideas5340
    @rozmarinideas5340 5 років тому +87

    I have only one thing to say....
    Moooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaarrr!
    Also: press r1 and r3.
    Also also: gun is for parrying, not killing.

    • @randomisaac5959
      @randomisaac5959 5 років тому +3

      No Guns are for killing. They just happen to help with parrying and melee weapons do more damage

    • @randomisaac5959
      @randomisaac5959 5 років тому +1

      And the cannon

    • @bedubes2757
      @bedubes2757 5 років тому +1

      Bone ash marrow the vile blood pistol thing and like 70+ bloodtinge you can kill players in like two hits.

  • @latrechetaher6340
    @latrechetaher6340 5 років тому +114

    Yes good. Play more of these games(soulsborne)

  • @Epic-Kaiju
    @Epic-Kaiju 4 роки тому +3

    After platinuming the game and watching this video I cant help but laugh as it reminds me of when I first started, I really would love to see more of this

  • @darektomson121
    @darektomson121 5 років тому +15

    "I'm good at dealing with BORED Men"
    Kevin knows his audience

  • @bubblesduclos
    @bubblesduclos 5 років тому +5

    I would best describe Jim’s complexion as Za dumpling that was left on the road to rot, and it’s feckin beautiful.

  • @kosmicdecay
    @kosmicdecay 5 років тому +9

    Petition for Kevin to make this a series where he beats the whole game

    • @rwbyboi5969
      @rwbyboi5969 5 років тому +1

      Jordan Honesto yes and dark soul too

  • @TurningDrop
    @TurningDrop 5 років тому +5

    Fitting that he grabs the weapon the game very clearly states as for experienced hunters.

  • @IamCoalfoot
    @IamCoalfoot 4 роки тому +6

    "Never let me hold a gun." Wasn't planning on it, but thanks for the reminder. ;)

  • @laurenilano7368
    @laurenilano7368 5 років тому +19

    “He’s forgotten about me. I’m that forgettable, thank Christ. For once it comes in handy.” - Kevin

  • @romanminaster5180
    @romanminaster5180 5 років тому +23

    "But I'm a useless Human Being"
    Is this a personal attack?

  • @voidwalkerraven1351
    @voidwalkerraven1351 5 років тому +20

    You should play prey! Its an awsome game. It even has multiple endings!

    • @trackernivrig
      @trackernivrig 5 років тому +5

      We all know he'll get the hidden one where everyone dies.

  • @Lislio
    @Lislio 5 років тому +13

    Video starts: this is fecking loud me: LOUDER

  • @MaxPalaro
    @MaxPalaro 5 років тому +19

    LOCKKKKKKK OMG hahahahah. This was painfull

  • @symbiotesoda1148
    @symbiotesoda1148 Рік тому +1

    Honestly I’m more impressed than anything that he got as far as he did without any knowledge of the controls whatsoever. Kevin must be blessed by the Great Ones.

  • @rickjohnson3171
    @rickjohnson3171 5 років тому +6

    Sekiro: *finally releases*
    Kevin: TIME TO PLAY BLOODBORNE

  • @carlallred8602
    @carlallred8602 5 років тому +65

    I didn't see a single light attack, only heavies (slower).

  • @moodook4040
    @moodook4040 5 років тому +176

    The only thing you've done wrong so far is you haven't uploaded a 2nd episode yet. ;)

  • @beanieguitarguy4070
    @beanieguitarguy4070 5 років тому +64

    Nobody:
    People who play the Souls series: OmG i PlAy A hArD gAmE iM sO gOoD KeViN bad!!!

    • @anitaremenarova6662
      @anitaremenarova6662 5 років тому +24

      Honestly it's pretty impressive how far he got with using that stupid cane while only doing heavy attacks with no lock on

    • @beanieguitarguy4070
      @beanieguitarguy4070 5 років тому

      “It’s not hard”
      No... Fucking... Shit.

    • @forestelfranger
      @forestelfranger 4 роки тому

      @RajunCajun34 To a game journalist it is. Which is why they need to make it easier.

    • @alelaera13
      @alelaera13 4 роки тому +1

      @@forestelfranger it doesnt make sense, were you being sarcastic

  • @versversa8083
    @versversa8083 5 років тому +1

    watching all the tutorials on how to play this game because I don’t have money to buy a game, made me understand that Kevin isn’t bad at this. Running is a great strategy 👍

  • @maggieisabelleday942
    @maggieisabelleday942 5 років тому +74

    isn't this just Kevin's fallout vegas character...?

    • @kramp8950
      @kramp8950 5 років тому +6

      *dramatic music starts*

  • @originalname9313
    @originalname9313 5 років тому +12

    Bloodborne but i never get pass the beginning
    Edit: Funny video still

  • @leonpart2493
    @leonpart2493 5 років тому +5

    Bloodborne but Kevin plays it like a stealth game

  • @reisysv.felicitysumeragi3490
    @reisysv.felicitysumeragi3490 5 років тому +37

    Bloodborne but everything is faster than I thought they'd be

  • @jonh387
    @jonh387 3 роки тому

    Hahaha love the moment that he was like:
    Not only am I surrounded and I don't know what i'm doing BUT...
    Now i'm also on fire.

  • @Arzeusinti
    @Arzeusinti 5 років тому +112

    You should do a Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines video. The game is full of bugs for you to... Exploit.

    • @jaredlewis6809
      @jaredlewis6809 5 років тому

      I need him to see this comment as that game is hilarious.

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 років тому +1

      Exploit? More like Bore Ragnarok

    • @JukaDominator
      @JukaDominator 5 років тому +1

      This, it'd be a cool game to see.

    • @Mr.Scratch-.-.-.-.-665
      @Mr.Scratch-.-.-.-.-665 5 років тому

      The new one Looks dope

  • @kitty_gamer23
    @kitty_gamer23 5 років тому +5

    Bore Ragnarok
    Day of the year: 98
    Consecutive Bore Ragnarok counter: 100
    Days with 2 videos: 2 (1 reupload)
    Removed/missing videos (included in the counter): 1
    Escapist 2 01.14.2019 (reuploaded)
    Since it's Bore Ragnarok #100, I've decided to show you some interesting stats! Here is a chart that shows how many likes each of my comments got:
    imgur.com/gallery/AWBxuCZ
    If my maths are correct the average is ~124.1 likes per comment which is pretty cool I'd say.
    And before you ask day 15 is missing because the video got deleted, tho I did comment on it. Also keep in mind the chart is probably already outdated.
    I got the info for it manually so if someone knows how to automate the process hmu.
    Thank you all very much for the support! I will continue this as long as I can :)

    • @kitty_gamer23
      @kitty_gamer23 5 років тому +1

      Guys read the whole thing ive put something extra this time ;)

    • @idontlikelasagne7211
      @idontlikelasagne7211 5 років тому +1

      You are very epic.
      I want to award you with this:
      N-word pass

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 років тому +1

      Baking Bad: _B_ attle _R_ oyale?
      More like Baking Bad: _B_ ore _R_ agnarok

    • @lukabogdanovic4658
      @lukabogdanovic4658 5 років тому

      dude feck of

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 років тому +1

      luka bogdanovic Feck off?
      More like Bore Ragnarok

  • @kinkajoulegend9989
    @kinkajoulegend9989 4 роки тому +3

    This game is super fun (as are all the souls games) once you learn the controls. I would recommend continuing a playthrough of one of the games if you enjoyed this, since in my opinion it only gets better as you get more powerful equipment. And, as many comments have said, you can lock on, perform light attacks, etc.

  • @edelrose8511
    @edelrose8511 5 років тому

    The gameplay hasn't even started and I'm already dying from laughter

  • @brandonk7018
    @brandonk7018 5 років тому +3

    Lol Kevin please go through the tutorial in the hunters dream by going back to the lamp and pressing yes. Once you get the hang of the controls with locking on and the different kinds of attacks you’ll have a much better time!!

  • @hurky_1778
    @hurky_1778 5 років тому +6

    Me:*looks at the title*
    Also me: *"Whispering myself"* I know I know

  • @sfgiants9725
    @sfgiants9725 5 років тому +22

    “Bloodborne but I shouldn’t have been born”

  • @ahobbit1273
    @ahobbit1273 5 років тому +4

    I love how Kevin pretty much made his own Monster Factory video lol

  • @MadHeart-rw9xh
    @MadHeart-rw9xh 5 років тому

    You actually got pretty far! I hope you decide to continue this one; one very important tip I can give you is press R3 to lock onto enemies. That way your character will aim at them with your gun and threaded cane, and you can dodge much faster. There are other tips in the hunter's dream, I really hope you continue playing this game!

  • @BlazerExists
    @BlazerExists 5 років тому

    On top of being able to lock on like others have said, the gun(extremely useful if locked on btw) is for parrying, it doesn't do a lot of damage otherwise unless the enemy is very weak. If you time it right you can shoot an enemy during their attack to stun them and allow for a visceral attack(just use a regular attack while they're stunned) for huge damage. Oh, and switch your weapon back to its normal mode in tight spaces to avoid hitting nearby objects instead of the enemy. The transformed mode generally has more power and range, but takes longer to swing and is prone to hitting environmental objects and uses more stamina, while the untransformed mode swings faster, uses less stamina, and has a much lower chance of hitting things other than the enemy.

  • @eggshelleytheegg1014
    @eggshelleytheegg1014 5 років тому +10

    I've been waiting for this. Thank you Sir Kevin *tips fedora*

    • @jibbygibs25
      @jibbygibs25 5 років тому

      Interesting picture

    • @eggshelleytheegg1014
      @eggshelleytheegg1014 5 років тому +2

      @@jibbygibs25 its kirby with legs and arms and a random Asian kids face

  • @mrdoughnutxx7890
    @mrdoughnutxx7890 4 роки тому +3

    14:34 "Ok Back to the gate to hide" Lmao

  • @83bonedaddy
    @83bonedaddy 5 років тому +6

    Kevin should play the scariest game in the world
    Super Mario

  • @Bloody_Corpses
    @Bloody_Corpses 5 років тому +1

    I'm also forgotten too even when I was in school I was forgotten many times by my class and teachers. you make the best characters

  • @Omar_MH
    @Omar_MH 5 років тому

    I got this game last August and had the exact same experience. Took me 4 hours to get past this part but eventually I progressed slowly and half way through the game it just clicked and I've since finished it 5 times even though I hardly ever replay games.
    Just lock on and study attack patterns so you can dodge and hit. Be aggressive but not greedy.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 років тому +7

    Bloodborne is the Sekiro of dark souls

    • @Skb64_
      @Skb64_ 5 років тому

      omg can u stop upereng evrewar i dont lic it wen u do du coment ting at utube coment secsin.

    • @cornonthekobi
      @cornonthekobi 5 років тому

      Or is Sekiro the Bloodborne of Dark Souls???????? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @DT_Worlds_Strongest_Goth
      @DT_Worlds_Strongest_Goth 5 років тому

      Justin Y. is the Fortnite of UA-cam comments

  • @thechandraraj6415
    @thechandraraj6415 5 років тому +7

    His character looks like he's related to Toucan Dan the Toucan Man.

    • @Expel_
      @Expel_ 5 років тому +1

      I searched for TOO LONG for this comment

  • @WebOfTwilight
    @WebOfTwilight 5 років тому +5

    Your suffering pleases me. Thank you for making my day. ;)

  • @TheHispanicmaid
    @TheHispanicmaid 5 років тому +2

    You technically can run past any enemy you don’t want to fight. Like when you start the game you can kill the werewolf with no weapon or just run past him you also don’t need to die at the beginning to get your first set of weapons what I did was just run past everyone and opened up the shortcut for fighting father Gascoigne, and then light the candle and teleport to get your weapons.

  • @inuyasha13k
    @inuyasha13k 5 років тому

    Just got home from work. Heated up dinner, turned on my xbox, pulled up UA-cam, clicked on this video, found out TV volume was at 36 (normally watch UA-cam set at 15). Kevin goes "this is feckin loud!" In the first 3 seconds of the video.
    Kevin is psychic; confirmed.