Dalai Lama kills a Mosquito

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  • @jamesadam4415
    @jamesadam4415 7 років тому +18650

    "only when mosquito land on testicle, does man realize, violence is not the answer" - Dalai Lama

    • @driffbro3380
      @driffbro3380 7 років тому +316

      My brian is smarter then you're brian
      😂😂😂👌👏👏

    • @EliteAaron
      @EliteAaron 6 років тому +133

      My brian is smarter than you're brian 😂😂😂

    • @jaihadgeppo150
      @jaihadgeppo150 6 років тому +13

      This whole thread is autism

    • @EliteAaron
      @EliteAaron 6 років тому +20

      Stoigen Froigen That's not how autism works but ok.

    • @jaihadgeppo150
      @jaihadgeppo150 6 років тому +2

      EliteAaron Fucking normie

  • @florecitadelcampo13
    @florecitadelcampo13 10 років тому +9545

    He never kills a mosquito, just a bad video title to attract views....

    • @danyerushalmi4281
      @danyerushalmi4281 7 років тому +180

      That's right. He did a flicking motion with his finger, which could be intended only to dislodge the mosquitoe from his arm. And true, brushing away isn't the same as swatting with intent to kill. (No, I am not a Jesuit.)

    • @jdm2626
      @jdm2626 7 років тому +36

      There was no mosquito Dan at all.

    • @danyerushalmi4281
      @danyerushalmi4281 7 років тому +34

      There are neither mosquitoes nor non-mosquitoes.

    • @coj5969
      @coj5969 7 років тому +11

      Was there ever mosquitoes?

    • @Sputin
      @Sputin 7 років тому +24

      Cody 89 schrodinger's mosquito

  • @TawhaiSinclair
    @TawhaiSinclair 3 роки тому +4247

    I think the lesson he was trying to teach was that even when someone or something tries to attack you try your best to peacefully handle the situation. Sometimes you may allow it to happen to a certain extent. Sometimes a little action may be needed. Or sometimes very assertive action may need to be taken. But what ever you do try your best to handle the situation peacefully.

    • @thefirstsurvivor7240
      @thefirstsurvivor7240 2 роки тому

      Mosquitos are different they need to be exterminated

    • @N00BTUBER987
      @N00BTUBER987 2 роки тому +182

      Nah I think he was talking about a mosquito in the video lol

    • @haziqi3517
      @haziqi3517 2 роки тому +52

      @@N00BTUBER987 it's clearly both

    • @tho_norlha
      @tho_norlha 2 роки тому +19

      True but I think in this video he was just joking around 😂

    • @kevinhaines7461
      @kevinhaines7461 2 роки тому +2

      Exactly truth !!

  • @kevinarnold9623
    @kevinarnold9623 9 років тому +10851

    how did i fucking get here

    • @Simon0
      @Simon0 7 років тому +522

      originally your mother gave birth to you.. then through various means you grew up through your life.. and then you came to this youtube video and thats how you got here.

    • @lastiletto9082
      @lastiletto9082 7 років тому +6

      Ask your stupid mom

    • @sporkperson7313
      @sporkperson7313 7 років тому +22

      I came here from.listening songs from Urinetown

    • @norad_clips
      @norad_clips 7 років тому +30

      ALGORITHMS

    • @guydude6388
      @guydude6388 7 років тому +2

      Kevin Arnold dude I was staring at anime titties and I got recommended this?

  • @foreignwarren7361
    @foreignwarren7361 7 років тому +5893

    So in other words..."Be nice...be nice,until it's time...to not be nice." - Roadhouse

    • @PunkForAReason
      @PunkForAReason 6 років тому +24

      foreign warren EXACTLY! Boundaries

    • @boyetteboys9760
      @boyetteboys9760 6 років тому +14

      Even HE knows

    • @freshcleave
      @freshcleave 6 років тому +16

      Road House

    • @foreignwarren7361
      @foreignwarren7361 6 років тому

      freshcleave well done... You win... Fuck all.

    • @KaushikPoojari
      @KaushikPoojari 6 років тому +18

      But what did the 3rd mosquito do to get killed..For him it's the first time of him sucking blood, so why do the first 2 mosquitoes get to live while the 3rd one dies ? That's considering all 3 mosquitoes were different.

  • @thehe2546
    @thehe2546 9 місяців тому +232

    And then he tells the mosquito to suck his tongue

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +7124

    Even he agrees that mosquitos succ

  • @dustinf49
    @dustinf49 6 років тому +1752

    "If you think that you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito in the room." -*Dalai Lama*

    • @mr.husbandoeu7254
      @mr.husbandoeu7254 2 роки тому +32

      Sorry but my tarnished mind couldn't really analyze the sentence well, I haven't tried to sleep with a mosquito though, I'm planning to someday though I don't know how it will work

    • @alhaitham9798
      @alhaitham9798 Рік тому +72

      Or a young boy!!!

    • @gnanakishore3295
      @gnanakishore3295 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/mBBtnrHipSc/v-deo.html

    • @CyclismHS
      @CyclismHS Рік тому +20

      @@alhaitham9798💀

    • @LA-el9xv
      @LA-el9xv Рік тому

      Try sleep with open mouth n tongue

  • @ChubbyFrogGame
    @ChubbyFrogGame Рік тому +15

    He didn't have time to ask the mosquito to suck his tongue.

  • @BearsThatCare
    @BearsThatCare 9 років тому +2858

    The Dahli Lama looks at the beginning like he just played him with a straight flush. 0:00

    • @tommychan5083
      @tommychan5083 8 років тому +30

      +Bear McBear MC lololol thats so funny

    • @Azami0001
      @Azami0001 7 років тому +18

      Omfg stop.

    • @CanadianLoveKnot
      @CanadianLoveKnot 7 років тому +5

      Johnny Chan style.

    • @ZeRoUnload
      @ZeRoUnload 7 років тому +2

      CanadianLoveKnot I had trips

    • @casperl8408
      @casperl8408 7 років тому +3

      Bear McBear MC this one out few comments that actually made me laugh out loud and not just an exhale from my nose. Golden star for you buddy

  • @KillingFloor2
    @KillingFloor2 7 років тому +1033

    give some blood to mosquito in exchange for some malaria?

    • @Breitiger
      @Breitiger 7 років тому +100

      2Bascos SFM a fair trade

    • @Breitiger
      @Breitiger 7 років тому +58

      Marcello Mancini Because not all mosquito species transmit malaria.

    • @hijack69
      @hijack69 7 років тому +44

      Who doesn't love some Malaria?

    • @hijack69
      @hijack69 7 років тому +4

      lutin grognon Hahaha

    • @peoul1
      @peoul1 7 років тому +1

      evnt if get malaria i wont kill it

  • @ThisIsHumanBrain
    @ThisIsHumanBrain Рік тому +6

    A young boy recently had to kiss him during a religious ritual, check the news its crazy.

  • @pinkguali6284
    @pinkguali6284 7 років тому +1634

    human yoda ?

  • @mariacovasneanu1517
    @mariacovasneanu1517 10 років тому +1767

    But that isn't killing it! He just flicks it away!

    • @tarnationist3645
      @tarnationist3645 7 років тому +161

      you do know what a little flick means to a mosquito right?

    • @konradrothenburger7078
      @konradrothenburger7078 7 років тому +208

      it like saying im throwing a big ass tree in your face at mach 3 lmao

    • @tarnationist3645
      @tarnationist3645 7 років тому +10

      lmao

    • @eevs8595
      @eevs8595 7 років тому +2

      Tarnationist nothing.

    • @pedromeneses5661
      @pedromeneses5661 7 років тому +97

      There is no way a mosquito can die from a flick no matter how hard, it needs to be squashed or drowned or electrocuted to die, they cant die from falling from a building either, size does matter, and the smaller you are the more resilient in this case, because you would be so light , the bigger they are, the harder they fall.
      Size dictates the surface area of your body, i can probably kill a rat with a hard slap, but a small mosquito will probably just glide with my hand

  • @rubyredlotus
    @rubyredlotus Рік тому +136

    I wonder if he asked the mosquito to suck his tongue too

  • @spirit9871
    @spirit9871 7 років тому +554

    "Mass Panic After Dalai Lama Steps on Grass"

    • @pedromeneses5661
      @pedromeneses5661 7 років тому +20

      Basically sums up the comments xD

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 6 років тому +6

      …or smokes it ¶:

    • @xXSiNiSteRXx1
      @xXSiNiSteRXx1 4 роки тому

      Lmfao🤣

    • @cats9994
      @cats9994 Рік тому +1

      "Mass Panic After Dalai Lama Asks a Child to Suck his Tongue"

    • @user-oj9iu8pq5y
      @user-oj9iu8pq5y 10 місяців тому +1

      Even simpler: After Dalai Lama took a breath

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 7 років тому +589

    How did I even get here

  • @pipface6223
    @pipface6223 Рік тому +27

    did he ask the mosquito to suck his tongue tho?!

  • @crunk4124
    @crunk4124 8 років тому +868

    Dalai Lama seems to be a cool guy to hang with

    • @GH69107
      @GH69107 5 років тому +22

      Everyone on DMT is cool to hang out with.

    • @nanilama7016
      @nanilama7016 3 роки тому +9

      U can be Dalai Lama....

    • @alhaitham9798
      @alhaitham9798 Рік тому +137

      Unless you are a young boy!!!0

    • @gnanakishore3295
      @gnanakishore3295 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/mBBtnrHipSc/v-deo.html

    • @hunterwise9412
      @hunterwise9412 Рік тому +54

      @@alhaitham9798 I came to this dated video cause I knew someone would drop the DL a BURNNNN!!! 😂😂😂

  • @TBoneWalker
    @TBoneWalker 10 років тому +2550

    I love this guy. He's so chill.

  • @hemanthbt
    @hemanthbt 2 роки тому +613

    We Indians are so blessed to have His holiness in our country along with other Tibetans since 1959.

  • @NazaninExplore
    @NazaninExplore 7 років тому +306

    i think it means if someone does you harm:
    1st time ignore and let it be, forgive
    2nd time lovingly distance from their behavior and protect yourself
    3rd time give a clear warning and get rid of them out your life
    Afterwards do not allow that person to suck the life out of you, take distance/keep them away. But not kill, there is a difference in that please be SMART GOOD PEOPLE

    • @a1919akelbo
      @a1919akelbo 7 років тому +72

      Your going in too deep, man was just talking about bugs

    • @sirswearsalot1813
      @sirswearsalot1813 7 років тому +9

      Nazanin Naz What if they kill you the second time?

    • @mackyrayne6027
      @mackyrayne6027 7 років тому +3

      Nazanin Naz doest apply on every situation, sometimes you just gotta get rid (not in the sense of murdering them) of someone or something before you get hurt

    • @ianloh4387
      @ianloh4387 7 років тому

      Nazanin Naz
      After that squish em with ur finger u mean?

    • @callumclogher3774
      @callumclogher3774 7 років тому +1

      I doubt he meant that, but that’s a good way to live your life though

  • @Avnshh420
    @Avnshh420 Рік тому +596

    His holiness lets the mosquito suck his blood in a playful way. Truly admirable!

    • @FlatCarcass
      @FlatCarcass Рік тому +160

      Yes especially when it's a young mosquito that lands on his tongue.

    • @TheGerogero
      @TheGerogero Рік тому +41

      and when the young mosquito is actually a young child.

    • @thelemon5069
      @thelemon5069 Рік тому +9

      I heard it's a common greating

    • @GDQ
      @GDQ Рік тому +39

      @@thelemon5069 Yeah in pedo circles.

    • @Another_Austrian_painter
      @Another_Austrian_painter Рік тому

      @@GDQ You Don't Even Know Him And Talking Shit bout Him

  • @drunknanami
    @drunknanami Рік тому +69

    the mosquito was gonna suck his tongue that's why he killed it

    • @VatoLocoTV
      @VatoLocoTV 5 місяців тому +1

      just like your mama

    • @1potted_495
      @1potted_495 2 місяці тому

      @@VatoLocoTVare you protecting your favorite pedo?

  • @TheGamesnewsBR
    @TheGamesnewsBR 10 років тому +756

    Sometimes to understand a true master its difficult.. What he tried to say for the man that he needs to be more calm, using an funny example. And if you see the video right, he DOESN´T SAY THAT HE KILLS THE MOSQUITO, onlye flicks it.
    Namastê

    • @kevinchenr
      @kevinchenr 9 років тому +22

      Some people are too stupid to understand

    • @teresama538
      @teresama538 9 років тому +1

      +Kevin Reinaldo yeah :)

    • @S4NSE
      @S4NSE 9 років тому +2

      +TheGamesnewsBR That's true 🙏 and btw. don't we have enough blood for all them mosquitos?

    • @TheGamesnewsBR
      @TheGamesnewsBR 9 років тому

      +ardstsp hahah for sure we have

    • @TheGamesnewsBR
      @TheGamesnewsBR 9 років тому

      +Kevin Reinaldo A lot of people judge without know or in this case, understand all the situation

  • @willywanker2376
    @willywanker2376 6 років тому +24

    0:36 when I'm playing a game and a mosquito bites me

  • @wenchen4984
    @wenchen4984 Рік тому +9

    He could stick his tongue out when mosquito land on him

  • @spacemonkey1717
    @spacemonkey1717 10 років тому +37

    He is trying to show that he is human, no better than you or me. Thats the meta context in his way of speaking. Other people try to hide their feeling and thinking behind the mask of ideologies. They are the dangerous ones. They might not kill a mosquito during their hole lifespan but they might also kill of a hole race.

    • @ktkska8886
      @ktkska8886 9 років тому

      the Dalai Lama has continued to demonize practitioners of wisdom Buddha Dorje Shugden, he has openly encouraged ostracism and discrimination resulting in an aparthied within the Tibetan community and a split in the Buddhist community worldwide. Some many blind world leaders and Hollywood celebrities call the Dalai Lama "the most compassionate and loving person." On the contrary, Dalai Lama is a hypocrite and an intolerant dictator- he asks China to give Tibet religious freedom, but he commands his Tibetan community to ostracise the practitioners of Buddha Dorje.

    • @studynerd
      @studynerd 9 років тому

      +Denis Dražetič And this is why we must become Vegan, so we protect all of life. Vegetarians drink milk from a cow that was raped and tortured.

    • @studynerd
      @studynerd 9 років тому

      +Denis Dražetič And this is why we must become Vegan, so we protect all of life. Vegetarians drink milk from a cow that was raped and tortured.

    • @cardinalximenez4505
      @cardinalximenez4505 9 років тому +2

      +ActionGenesis Tibet isn't under the control of the Dalai Lama, it's under the control of the Chinese Communist Party

  • @bodhisattva99
    @bodhisattva99 12 років тому +255

    he explained clearly (in my opinion) the connection between his thoughts and the consequent choice of actions and illustrated the relationship there... so if he was always able to maintain a mentality of 'happiness' then no killing would come of it... not pretending to be Jesus... or even to be Buddha... just a man who understands what Buddhism entails...

    • @your-mom-irl
      @your-mom-irl Рік тому +1

      He literally claims to be the reincarnation of Budha

    • @jen4ra-vs5og
      @jen4ra-vs5og Рік тому +1

      @@your-mom-irl no more like dalali lama

    • @ilyakiselev4209
      @ilyakiselev4209 Рік тому +10

      @@your-mom-irl Nope, the Dalai Lama is considered to be a reincarnation of a bodhisattva (Avalokitesvara, bodhisattva of compassion).
      Bodhisattvas are just regular dudes who make a strong wish to attain perfect enlightenment and liberate all sentient beings, but they aren't actually buddhas (might not necessarily attain enlightenment either, although Avalokitesvara did, being a legendary guy and all)

    • @ryuuna2345
      @ryuuna2345 Рік тому +4

      As I understand it, Buddha achieved enlightenment - which set him free from the cycle of reincarnation.

    • @your-mom-irl
      @your-mom-irl Рік тому +2

      @@ryuuna2345 so if the dalai lama is do enlightened why does he keep reincarnating

  • @joypang5458
    @joypang5458 Рік тому +427

    He doesn’t ask the mosquito to suck his tongue?

  • @Ice-tc5vn
    @Ice-tc5vn Рік тому +37

    He hates Mosquitos because they suck blood instead of sucking on tongues.

    • @TokenTombstone
      @TokenTombstone Рік тому +2

      Lol yeah....

    • @nw3877
      @nw3877 Рік тому

      stfu bruh go vote for biden

    • @bradjuvan2013
      @bradjuvan2013 Рік тому

      Are u Tibetan? You are definitely one of the dirty minded freaks in the internet. Did you know his intentions behind that, no. Elder Tibetan people joke around like that, not meant to be sexual. But people on the internet always seem to twist everything around. His English isn’t even good in the first place. Dalai lama didn’t even expect the kid to suck in his tongue, he stopped before anything could happen. The mom of the boy himself said she understood he had no I’ll intentions, and thanked him for the blessing. There is much more I can’t explain but do your research.

  • @Sadf430
    @Sadf430 Рік тому +81

    Who would've thought 15 years later there would be a video of Dalai Lama saying 'suck my tongue' to a child?

    • @amarson2322
      @amarson2322 Рік тому +5

      Heinrich Harreer would turn in his grave fr

    • @DylanQuent138
      @DylanQuent138 Рік тому

      How would have thought that people would be as stupid as you and think he was serious and a predator. Shame of you and your pathetic and vile mind.

    • @bradjuvan2013
      @bradjuvan2013 Рік тому

      Are u Tibetan? You are definitely one of the dirty minded freaks in the internet. Did you know his intentions behind that, no. Elder Tibetan people joke around like that, not meant to be sexual. But people on the internet always seem to twist everything around. His English isn’t even good in the first place. Dalai lama didn’t even expect the kid to suck in his tongue, he stopped before anything could happen. The mom of the boy himself said she understood he had no I’ll intentions, and thanked him for the blessing. There is much more I can’t explain but do your research.

    • @jen4ra-vs5og
      @jen4ra-vs5og Рік тому +4

      Yeah u have proof or only slandee

    • @cybercheese3
      @cybercheese3 Рік тому

      Shouldve just chopped his foreskin off, nobody would've batted an eye.

  • @sirklumpatsch9591
    @sirklumpatsch9591 6 років тому +4

    That title probably could be called clickbait, but I'm glad I watched it anyway. The bright spirit of the Dalai Lama made me smile

  • @PSNLanceManley
    @PSNLanceManley 13 років тому +160

    Edit: This comment aged poorly

    • @SomethingaboutScreens
      @SomethingaboutScreens 2 роки тому +3

      Mufti menk

    • @alhaitham9798
      @alhaitham9798 Рік тому

      Nope he is a pedophile masquerading as a holy man.

    • @gnanakishore3295
      @gnanakishore3295 Рік тому +1

      ᴩʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ʀᴇᴄᴏɴꜱɪᴅᴇʀ ua-cam.com/video/mBBtnrHipSc/v-deo.html

    • @PSNLanceManley
      @PSNLanceManley Рік тому +3

      @@gnanakishore3295 yup, I saw. I'll admit, my comment has aged very poorly. But I'll leave it up as a warning that there really is no religious leader that should ever be trusted with that much power.

    • @kwuntingyu2404
      @kwuntingyu2404 Рік тому +3

      What did u comment lol

  • @jew4jah
    @jew4jah 12 років тому +9

    he did not kill the mosquito, he liberated it to a higher level of conciousness

  • @bry4162
    @bry4162 Рік тому +4

    Surprised he didn't ask it to "suck my tongue" - not that there's anything WRONG with that!

  • @mfrbangbang9883
    @mfrbangbang9883 Рік тому +18

    Anyone here bc Dalai lama kissed a boy incident

    • @ayushofficial8967
      @ayushofficial8967 Рік тому +5

      Yeah ,bro tried to kiss a minor💀

    • @mfrbangbang9883
      @mfrbangbang9883 Рік тому +1

      @@ayushofficial8967 who asked

    • @ayushofficial8967
      @ayushofficial8967 Рік тому

      @@mfrbangbang9883 read ur comment you btch ahh

    • @Ambar42
      @Ambar42 5 місяців тому +1

      @@ayushofficial8967 It's actually tradition for kids to "kiss" the Dalai Lama, nothing new or odd in their culture, nothing sexual or romantic, just some ritual.

    • @multatuli1
      @multatuli1 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Ambar42 it's french kiss though, not normal.

  • @aldomonti813
    @aldomonti813 Рік тому +36

    The fourth time I ask the mosquito to suck my tongue.

    • @ArranVid
      @ArranVid 11 місяців тому

      Mosquito: "Let's suck tongues"

  • @eggnoy
    @eggnoy Рік тому +76

    Wow, "suck my tongue" will be the most famous quote from him

    • @wisdomisbetterthansilverorg0ld
      @wisdomisbetterthansilverorg0ld Рік тому +10

      Exactly

    • @NickMartinproductions
      @NickMartinproductions Рік тому +7

      Lmfao 🤣 🤮

    • @andyt5530
      @andyt5530 Рік тому

      Im thinking of designing a Tshirt about it to alarm people about this fake Buddism cult

    • @bradjuvan2013
      @bradjuvan2013 Рік тому

      Are u Tibetan? You are definitely one of the dirty minded freaks in the internet. Did you know his intentions behind that, no. Elder Tibetan people joke around like that, not meant to be sexual. But people on the internet always seem to twist everything around. His English isn’t even good in the first place. Dalai lama didn’t even expect the kid to suck in his tongue, he stopped before anything could happen. The mom of the boy himself said she understood he had no I’ll intentions, and thanked him for the blessing. There is much more I can’t explain but do your research.

  • @ravigarlay8666
    @ravigarlay8666 Рік тому +13

    gives the lesson "Always be in a good mood, unless you are not".

  • @thesaltyspittoon6867
    @thesaltyspittoon6867 9 років тому +44

    ... Why are we having a moral debate over a fucking mosquito that wasn't even killed? Why is internet philosophy so counter-productive?

    • @minamur
      @minamur 9 років тому

      PhD in Internet Retardation i genuinely laughed out loud at your name.

  • @RockandRoll-ss7dc
    @RockandRoll-ss7dc Рік тому +25

    I wonder if he wanted the mosquito to suck his tongue

  • @vetiarvind
    @vetiarvind 11 років тому +50

    Stupid title. First of all, the first guy "pretended" to smack a mosquito. And the dalai lama says he "flicks" them away, not kills them the 3rd time.

  • @sumuqh
    @sumuqh 7 років тому +1194

    I kill Mosquitos even when it just flying around. Watchoo gonna do about that ? 😏

    • @GameDevAraz
      @GameDevAraz 7 років тому +30

      Sumukh selfishness is not glorious, its stupidity.

    • @mediding7001
      @mediding7001 7 років тому +52

      I once killed 100 or so in a day. Watcha gonna do about THAT?

    • @LexicroftAlpha
      @LexicroftAlpha 7 років тому +58

      Mosquito is a pest and disease carrier, I always kill it by thinking there is people who saved and there is less mosquito to kill because it's not succeed to breed more mosquito which mean less mosquito killed, and won't damage my karma a lot.

    • @adrianwho5942
      @adrianwho5942 7 років тому +30

      Yeah, fuck mosquitos.

    • @farooq8fox
      @farooq8fox 7 років тому +24

      We gotta badass ovahere

  • @N1GHTFREAK
    @N1GHTFREAK Рік тому +13

    That’s where he learned to use the sucking technique

    • @tenzinchoeden3166
      @tenzinchoeden3166 Рік тому +1

      He learned it from your mother when he saw her sucking on 1000s of mens dick . Whore

  • @aperson1139
    @aperson1139 7 років тому +158

    But why does his body kill bacteria?

    • @Kshshsvksbsbs
      @Kshshsvksbsbs 7 років тому +17

      Hoàng Nguyên how you know do you have a soul ? Did you see it ? Did you every seen a sole???

    • @Shadow90Cvijetin
      @Shadow90Cvijetin 7 років тому +64

      If he wears shoes, he probably has soles. I know I do.

    • @kemcorpvirtualenterprises3776
      @kemcorpvirtualenterprises3776 7 років тому +4

      souls do not exist in Buddhism.

    • @vak00nd
      @vak00nd 7 років тому +2

      But they do exist in real life

    • @kemcorpvirtualenterprises3776
      @kemcorpvirtualenterprises3776 7 років тому +4

      The self is an illusion. There is nothing you can call “you”.

  • @StriderStryker
    @StriderStryker Рік тому +5

    Tell that in front of a kid.

  • @alexaranda419
    @alexaranda419 Рік тому +15

    “ sometimes if I want boy to suck my toungue…” - dalai lama from the future (2023)

    • @Zakiev_Omar
      @Zakiev_Omar Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @bradjuvan2013
      @bradjuvan2013 Рік тому

      Are u Tibetan? You are definitely one of the dirty minded freaks in the internet. Did you know his intentions behind that, no. Elder Tibetan people joke around like that, not meant to be sexual. But people on the internet always seem to twist everything around. His English isn’t even good in the first place. Dalai lama didn’t even expect the kid to suck in his tongue, he stopped before anything could happen. The mom of the boy himself said she understood he had no I’ll intentions, and thanked him for the blessing. There is much more I can’t explain but do your research.

    • @hellboundtruck123
      @hellboundtruck123 6 місяців тому

      Unlike the pope who who doesn't have to want he gets little boys.

  • @Absolutely_puck_fakestine
    @Absolutely_puck_fakestine Рік тому +7

    The sixth time i tell the mosquito to suck my tongue

  • @WEAZYPRETTYLAMODE
    @WEAZYPRETTYLAMODE Рік тому +7

    Who come here after he ask young boy to kiss his tongue 😅

  • @DGoldy303
    @DGoldy303 Рік тому +46

    That mosquito was not sucking his tongue.

    • @bradjuvan2013
      @bradjuvan2013 Рік тому

      Are u Tibetan? You are definitely one of the dirty minded freaks in the internet. Did you know his intentions behind that, no. Elder Tibetan people joke around like that, not meant to be sexual. But people on the internet always seem to twist everything around. His English isn’t even good in the first place. Dalai lama didn’t even expect the kid to suck in his tongue, he stopped before anything could happen. The mom of the boy himself said she understood he had no I’ll intentions, and thanked him for the blessing. There is much more I can’t explain but do your research.

  • @beyondwilline3634
    @beyondwilline3634 Рік тому +10

    Edp got a companion

  • @BuckyEdits
    @BuckyEdits 6 років тому +62

    I would love to meet him, he seems like such a genuine character

    • @gnanakishore3295
      @gnanakishore3295 Рік тому

      ᴏʜ ʜᴏʟy ꜱʜɪᴛua-cam.com/video/mBBtnrHipSc/v-deo.html

    • @Ice-tc5vn
      @Ice-tc5vn Рік тому +45

      Still want to meet him now?

    • @drepop803
      @drepop803 Рік тому +24

      ​@@Ice-tc5vn lol. He's gotta suck now

    • @LA-el9xv
      @LA-el9xv Рік тому

      Suck tongue 😂

    • @amero3577
      @amero3577 Рік тому +6

      @@Ice-tc5vn cringe pretentious

  • @susancocoavenue7373
    @susancocoavenue7373 Рік тому +59

    Who is here after you know…👀

  • @lucy3408
    @lucy3408 Рік тому +4

    I wonder, how does he even know if the same mosquito comes second time and third time,

  • @masterofreality5528
    @masterofreality5528 Рік тому +5

    He doesn't like when mosquito suck his blood

    • @Person-tj2sw
      @Person-tj2sw Рік тому

      He wants the mosquito to suck his tongue instead

  • @EAS-ly7kq
    @EAS-ly7kq Рік тому +5

    Came to see the old and new comments

  • @Youtube304s
    @Youtube304s Рік тому +6

    And then he kissed a kid

  • @adityaacharya2329
    @adityaacharya2329 Рік тому +25

    from killing a mosquito to the"suck my tongue" scandal, His Holiness the Dalai Lama!

    • @bosombo5479
      @bosombo5479 Рік тому

      killing a mosquito and laughing about it, strange understanding of compassion His holiness pedo has

  • @kiongboonwee4591
    @kiongboonwee4591 Рік тому +8

    The mosquito did not suck his tongue?

    • @badtuber1654
      @badtuber1654 5 місяців тому

      that was a tibetan joke, modern society has rotten minds

  • @TheFleeinhorse
    @TheFleeinhorse 10 років тому +46

    Some comments below are laughable and also v. judgemental, buddhist or not ,he is showing his humanity. I am not buddhist but i have listened to many of his talks- he is a lovely down to earth man who not only speaks very wise words, but dedicates his life to sharing wisdom and peace...sharing... watch and listen- he talks as opposed to preaching. He is happy in his own skin and it shows. Lastly - he flicks the mosquito away!! The title and intentions behind the posting of this video are wrong

  • @DarthSidian
    @DarthSidian Рік тому +6

    I am here again, but this time for the 100000 new tongue-sucking comments lmao

  • @POPE_FRANC1S
    @POPE_FRANC1S Рік тому +19

    First I hug Mosquito
    Second if mosquito come back I kiss mosquito
    Third if Mosquto come back again I force Mosquito to suck my tounge

  • @capsula68
    @capsula68 Рік тому +10

    "then I ask mosquito to suck my tongue"

  • @quickstep2408
    @quickstep2408 2 місяці тому +2

    "...and if a mosquito were to land on a young child's lips then i'll just kiss them on the lips and ask them to suck my tongue to shoo the mosquito away." got it

  • @vetiarvind
    @vetiarvind 11 років тому +15

    This inspired me to give away my "electric mosquito bat". No more killing insects from my side.

    • @raliixaviero4674
      @raliixaviero4674 7 років тому +3

      Good luck losing your thrombocytes aaway

    • @pedromeneses5661
      @pedromeneses5661 7 років тому

      Mosquitoes just want to survive, ive never seen mosquitos DIRECTLY kill a human (diseases are not of their control, but a simbiotic relashionship that perdured).

    • @Charles-A
      @Charles-A 6 років тому

      They suck more than they weigh in blood. They could kill you if they could and they wouldn't give a fuck about that. And it's fine, it's nature. And so, I have the right to pick the biggest poison spray I can find and spray it into a cloud of mosquitoes. How fun would be that?

    • @pedromeneses5661
      @pedromeneses5661 6 років тому

      given you have proper protection, or you'd end up killing yourself

  • @Aheyne
    @Aheyne 16 років тому +122

    It's incredible, he has this child-like radiance to him. What an incredibly happy human being.

  • @amarboparai4159
    @amarboparai4159 15 днів тому

    I wasn't expecting it to be an imaginary mosquito.

  • @numbstateofennui
    @numbstateofennui 13 років тому +17

    He touched my friend on the shoulder because he had a free tibet tattoo..if he went back to visit he would be able to see the same healers as him. pretty awesome if you ask me! He spent several years in Asia visiting various monasteries. He went to one in Korea too and said it was the most beautiful experience he ever had to meditate and eat/talk with different monks for almost a decade of his life. He has had SO much tragedy in his life yet is 500% positivity regardless of his mood, inspiring.

    • @turtleneckferret
      @turtleneckferret Рік тому +4

      But if he dies without knowing Jesus he still goes to hell

    • @BunnySpaceMachine
      @BunnySpaceMachine Рік тому

      ​@@turtleneckferretthis is the dumbest comment in the history of UA-cam. Only a moron would say something as asinine as this. You need clinical help. Jesus would be so ashamed at this behavior.

    • @Me-mt4dp
      @Me-mt4dp Рік тому +2

      @@turtleneckferret bruh

    • @jen4ra-vs5og
      @jen4ra-vs5og Рік тому

      @@turtleneckferret yeah sounds religious nazi talk to me 🤣😂🤣🤣 just as same as red sea parting and tell that to your barista god water turning into wine his brainwashing book got u u have become a arrogant slave

    • @埊
      @埊 Рік тому

      But if he dies and the Jesus' Heaven turns into not good place, then he is gonna be łłłłłłłł@@turtleneckferret

  • @sonam1959_
    @sonam1959_ 2 роки тому +22

    I cannot believe that people still cannot grasp his simple teachings. Do NOT unnecessarily kill or cause harm to a living being, we are all living beings, of course some times we accidentally or unknowingly kill insects, but never do anything with an ill intention. We are all not perfect but we should all live to and strive to be the best we can be.

    • @kidkique
      @kidkique Рік тому

      I cannot believe you seem to think you believe you know what everyone else believes... lose some of that arrogance and you might be on the right path❤

    • @CastleHassall
      @CastleHassall Рік тому

      you kill plants to eat them.. it's all a cycle in a lot of ways

  • @kathybui1918
    @kathybui1918 Рік тому +215

    He wanted to kiss the boy with his tongue.

    • @hectichazerdus
      @hectichazerdus Рік тому +12

      forgot the cameras where there he thought he was back in secluded hotel room. Regular dalai behaviour i guess

    • @TheRealPac003
      @TheRealPac003 Рік тому

      Understand the whole thing before claiming something so stupid you uncultured swine.

    • @binaykumar8292
      @binaykumar8292 Рік тому +17

      I Don't understand why people are thinking it as negative way. It was a way to show affection. Parents kiss their child in lips, that's not sexual.

    • @SurajInd89
      @SurajInd89 Рік тому +3

      This is not that gay jesus christ to do that.

    • @derciojds
      @derciojds Рік тому

      @@binaykumar8292 so you grown up sucking your father's tongue?

  • @shadowmomochiuchiha6839
    @shadowmomochiuchiha6839 Рік тому +15

    dalai lama has killed his reputation XD

  • @fixfaxerify
    @fixfaxerify Рік тому +1

    You don't wanna know what he does when the 4th mosquito comes

  • @joshuaamado559
    @joshuaamado559 2 місяці тому +3

    Make a new video called “Dali lama kisses young boy”

  • @JS-il9sh
    @JS-il9sh 7 місяців тому +3

    Fun fact: we call them Mozzies in Australia

    • @jumbo4billion
      @jumbo4billion 7 місяців тому

      So does everyone else

    • @JS-il9sh
      @JS-il9sh 7 місяців тому +3

      @@jumbo4billion no jumbo you are wrong 😑

  • @ycyr9840
    @ycyr9840 Рік тому +15

    Maybe he asked the mosquito to suck his arm 😅😅😅😅

    • @bradjuvan2013
      @bradjuvan2013 Рік тому

      Stfu your not funny Are u Tibetan? You are definitely one of the dirty minded freaks in the internet. Did you know his intentions behind that, no. Elder Tibetan people joke around like that, not meant to be sexual. But people on the internet always seem to twist everything around. His English isn’t even good in the first place. Dalai lama didn’t even expect the kid to suck in his tongue, he stopped before anything could happen. The mom of the boy himself said she understood he had no I’ll intentions, and thanked him for the blessing. There is much more I can’t explain but do your research.

  • @jordanunknown5128
    @jordanunknown5128 9 місяців тому +8

    Bro doing the same thing to the little boys as mosquitoes do to him..

    • @AZ-rg3rf
      @AZ-rg3rf 8 місяців тому

      ohhhhhhh snap

  • @ColleenLytle-sq8tx
    @ColleenLytle-sq8tx 11 місяців тому

    Just watching this precious soul for a few seconds lifted my heart with joy.

  • @Hazexs7564
    @Hazexs7564 Рік тому +15

    Where is the part of him asking the mosquito to suck his tongue?

  • @sharayunanche
    @sharayunanche Рік тому +9

    Dalai Lama makes out with a child

  • @pemagyaltsen2901
    @pemagyaltsen2901 3 роки тому +2

    Pls change the title, it’s not killing, it’s flick.

  • @GRAFGAZE
    @GRAFGAZE Рік тому +3

    It’s easy to understand. Nothing is lost by letting the mosquitoes live.

  • @janaksharma6105
    @janaksharma6105 Рік тому +22

    0:35 I thought he was about to use his tongue💀

  • @Pestbringer89
    @Pestbringer89 Рік тому +9

    i wish that empathy was also directed to children.

  • @nitrofurano_
    @nitrofurano_ Рік тому +13

    the master of the art of licking tongues... xD

    • @tenzinchoeden3166
      @tenzinchoeden3166 Рік тому

      The master of the art of not minding your business and spread hatred

    • @nitrofurano_
      @nitrofurano_ Рік тому

      @@tenzinchoeden3166 so this is why he loves having his tongue licked by children! xD

    • @adamlaouiti6415
      @adamlaouiti6415 Рік тому +1

      @@tenzinchoeden3166 LMAO
      YOU’RE ACTUALLY A LOSER DEFENDING A PEDOPHILE

    • @Liam-hv4de
      @Liam-hv4de Рік тому

      ​@@tenzinchoeden3166 oh hell nah

    • @tenzinchoeden3166
      @tenzinchoeden3166 Рік тому

      @@Liam-hv4de what ?

  • @brightbite
    @brightbite 13 років тому +40

    I love how he made a story out of what he does about mosquitos.

  • @blitzcon9088
    @blitzcon9088 Рік тому +3

    Kills a mosquito
    *Inner peace*

  • @mort462
    @mort462 9 років тому +4

    i don't think he's saying he kills it, he just flicks it off him

  • @cmtsage
    @cmtsage Рік тому +20

    If the third time doesn’t work ask for your tongue to be sucked
    -Dalai Lama

  • @cosmiconthebeat
    @cosmiconthebeat 2 місяці тому

    The concept of giving the mosquito some blood is WILD

  • @FlyRizzleDizzle
    @FlyRizzleDizzle Рік тому +40

    If the interviewer would've look confused and asked him what he was laughing about this would've been gold

  • @bali2633
    @bali2633 Рік тому +5

    I wonder if he also sucks mosquito's tongue.

  • @GordonLoveson-pp7pb
    @GordonLoveson-pp7pb Рік тому +11

    If he can say this in public can you imagine what he is saying or doing behind closed doors?

    • @zarp1895
      @zarp1895 Рік тому +6

      Behind the doors he is murdering all the mousquitoes😂😂

  • @Whocares792
    @Whocares792 Рік тому

    Still blows my mind this man had multiple conversations with Mao

  • @Evelyncarlson96
    @Evelyncarlson96 Рік тому +6

    The mosquito should suck his tongue

  • @TaguroSuper
    @TaguroSuper Рік тому +8

    He can kill a mosquito with his tongue.

    • @bradjuvan2013
      @bradjuvan2013 Рік тому

      Are u Tibetan? You are definitely one of the dirty minded freaks in the internet. Did you know his intentions behind that, no. Elder Tibetan people joke around like that, not meant to be sexual. But people on the internet always seem to twist everything around. His English isn’t even good in the first place. Dalai lama didn’t even expect the kid to suck in his tongue, he stopped before anything could happen. The mom of the boy himself said she understood he had no I’ll intentions, and thanked him for the blessing. There is much more I can’t explain but do your research.

    • @埊
      @埊 Рік тому

      but why it is a joke in Tibet?@@bradjuvan2013

    • @JinSongsten-vi1pn
      @JinSongsten-vi1pn 8 днів тому

      If only you knew the truth and weren't ignorant. Then you wouldn't be saying any of this things. How sad is it that you attained human life but you are unable to recognize his holiness who is a bodhisattva. What kind of crazy things must you had done in the past, that let to this being your reality, where you are bashing and spearding misinformation about his holiness.

  • @ahmedhamed1092
    @ahmedhamed1092 Рік тому +2

    Dalai Lama walks into a burger joint and says, make me a pizza with everything

  • @LordMalice6d9
    @LordMalice6d9 16 років тому +4

    I also find it funny how certain Christians attack other faiths and beliefs, but when it comes to their own beliefs, they automatically accept them as fact and truth without even questioning.

    • @azari-bm6mq
      @azari-bm6mq Рік тому

      it is not funny how buddhists appear to be pedophiles, false demonic religion. Christus Vincit, Christus Regnat, Christus Imperat

  • @studynerd
    @studynerd 9 років тому +91

    If the mosquito comes to me, then it has come to me for help. I can spare some blood for the mosquito since i have taken so much from nature already. I can give.

    • @courtz8370
      @courtz8370 9 років тому +6

      +Phu Huynh Thank you for your benevolent outlook.

    • @studynerd
      @studynerd 9 років тому +1

      +Courtney G. Thank you. I added you to my google account. Maybe we can talk some time.

    • @lukasdohnal1229
      @lukasdohnal1229 9 років тому +2

      +Phu Huynh That is heart warming.

    • @studynerd
      @studynerd 9 років тому +6

      In the future the sun will expand and threaten all of life. We will then Protect All of Life. That is our destiny, and the meaning of life is to Protect All Life. We can start today, become a Vegan, so we can protect all the animals. Then we can learn to find a way to free plants from suffering too.

    • @lukasdohnal1229
      @lukasdohnal1229 9 років тому +2

      +Phu Huynh Sorry if what I wrote is a bit off-topic. I started writing and I kept writing as ideas freely popped up.
      My ultimate goal is to be absolutely happy, or to stop existing (experiencing) forever. That is meaning of life for me. I see no reason to (meaning in) exist if the existence is not filled with absolute contentment. I would rather choose non-existence, rather than imperfect existence. I hope to achieve one of these two things. If I will achieve one of those two things, it would be surely nice to pass on the secret of such ultimate solution to suffering to other beings.
      I am happy if I can prevent animal from suffering needlessly (only for our lust for the taste of meat, for example), but I would be much happier if I could make it absolutely happy forever, regardless of any outer circumstances (such as getting their throat slit at a slaughterhouse).
      I cannot understand why so many people are so obsessed with chasing temporary imperfect happiness in form of relationships and property, neither of which usually provides perfect happiness at all times, and both of which are left behind when you die.

  • @Shyguy71588
    @Shyguy71588 10 місяців тому +2

    "Hand in pocket make you feel cocky all day" dalai lama