His reaction era was awesome but ever since people realized that the reactor benefits more, it's pretty frowned upon. Also, he had to stop reacting to UA-cam cooking because some people from his streams would go harass the original creators.
The craziest thing about cooking with Jack is his food was so bad that it arguably gave him a stroke. In his newer videos he can’t even move one of his arms anymore and has an assistant
Mfer even choked his son out one time and forced him to go to soccer practice or something so that he wouldn't spend time at home just so he can be with his ogre woman.
He's had food poisoning multiple times, and his horrible shitty calorie dense foods have destroyed his health. I have him added on Facebook and he's genuinely insane. He's an evangelist who attends a mega church. He believes the democrats plans to persecute and kill those who are on the other side. He is anti-FDA, which isn't surprising considering he cooks poison. His religion directly ties into his politics, with him seeing Republicans as God's warriors and the democrats as devil worshippers. Dude is at the Certified Nutso™️ tier of being on the right. Oh and don't forget him proudly talking about how he abused the fuck out of his kid. Very godly man!
Jack is the worst cook out of these bunch because he advocates eating "medium rare" chicken and duck which lands him in the hospital a couple of times. After all that, he still doesn't cook poultry properly
That would just have a gross texture. Especially duck with how fatty it is. Takes a high temp of about 170F to render out properly. You can safely cook poultry to lower internal temps though. Its a matter of sustaining the lower temp long enough to do the same job (USDA has a chart somewhere). Obviously Jack isn't doing that. Sous vide would be the simplest way to do it. White meat chicken cooked to 145F and then torch seared is amazing. Final internal temp ends up about 150.
Please keep these complications coming mate, love watching them cause god knows youtube autoplay hates playing older vids when it can replay a new one 50 times and would rather support you then reuploaders.
@@setogod7yes and if I remember correctly multiple victims Edit: Thanks to the next comment in this thread but I got them mixed up. No the castle cake guy is not. The icing sugar guy is. Sorry for the confusion.
@@jenmck23 Featureman is a pdf yes (The man dumping sugar on everything) but I haven't heard anything about Paul (Castle cake guy) being a pdf. God I hope he isn't.
I'm legit one of the worst cooks out there, and yet this makes me feel so very talented. Edited to add that I got so enthralled with this video that I burnt the pizza I was cooking. So...yeah.
Literally my favorite critikal videos, I used to use these vids to help fall asleep! It was also one of my first critikal videos in general; so happy to see official compilations come out for them!
Chocolate mayo cake is actually great. Mayo is oil and egg. So when added to a cake it adds tang to the chocolate that deepens it while keeping the cake moist. That being said, jack is an awful cook.
jack got in a lot of drama because it came out he beat his kids and wife during the era of these videos i want charlie to see the video about it but idk if he knows about it
One time I was in a call with a friend of mine, and I brought up Kay's into the Convo, and I'll proceed to show her, Kay's videos n stuff we laughed etc, the next days she start sending me her meals, and oh boy, this girl is literally Kay's 2.0 and I didn't knew it 😂 btw I've been bullying her about her "cooking" since then
I love how we have had the same units of measurement for cooking for hundreds of years. Dude over here using a cup and a half of mayonnaise and calling it 2 “heaping tablespoons.” Like what is that?
I shit you not when he busted out the mayo again I literally did a 360 spin borh in shock of how much he likes mayo and also laughing bc that is a cosco sized tub of mayo
8:09. These burgers actually make me livid. First off, how DARE you sit down grey burgers with no browning on them at all and secondly, how DARE you call that burger that ooze blood everywhere medium rare. That is NOT medium rare, that is RAW! RAW!!!!! You can tell just by looking inside of it, the middle is RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! Sorry, just gotta channel the Gordon Ramsay for a second because this actually made me mad, like legitimately blood boiling over here.
Not wanting to insult these people in their own comment section thus I’m forced to write here. But seriously. Who tells these people they can cook? I mean. They had to have a form of motivation to open a UA-cam cooking channel right? Now I don’t say it had to necessarily come from another human being but still. There is no way that anybody who is not held at gun point will tell these people that their cooking is great. One guy is only using mayonnaise and stuff that is ready to “eat” and another is handling minced meat like it can’t be formed or manipulated in its shape in any form or way. How are these people alive? Someone tell me how they find the strength to go on and make these abominations and actually eat/serve them?
To be honest, I actually used some of Jack (the mayo guy) videos to learn how to make some easy dishes in the past. I didn’t know he had those abominations defying God’s kingdom.
these people exist to make us regulars who think we're not that good at cooking feel good about ourselves for at least having the basics down, thats why
i don't know what the hell the other mayo recipes are LOL but pasta/macaroni salad is a genuine recipe that southern families eat. and it's honestly good, and that's coming from somebody that doesn't rlly like mayonnaise in large amounts. i don't think i'd eat his version though... looks like shit.
Ad block brother, still works just gotta use a different browser, try kiwi browser on mobile and you can install ad blocks like as if you where in desktop
UA-cam allegedly passed a policy change a few years ago that allows them to add preroll ads to videos for their own profit without the youtuber accepting them, at least thats what I remember becoming a hot debate back then. Id be real disappointed if he really was the one who turned on the ads knowing how much money he donates (Im assuming since he has enough money to be donating it on youtube he wouldnt be scraping for these small profits)
@@Black-nf3tx are you braindead? Or are you just extremely ignorant? This is a channel Charlie promotes and made when he was talking about people using his content from streams. Even in the description it says "this is my main channel" with a link to the main channel. Get a grip. This ain't some random dude "lil bro".
@@Zachary72729 says the dude who seemingly supports harassment. Dudes got some issues. This is his secondary channel and said he wouldn't put out anything else because of it. Also liking your own comment is sad.
This is one my favorite charlie genres, wish he'd do this again
Agreed peak content
His react content in general was peak, hasn’t been the same since
@@jc-iz8lp shut up
He doesn't react anymore because by all metrics only the reactor benefits from it beyond extreme outlier examples.
His reaction era was awesome but ever since people realized that the reactor benefits more, it's pretty frowned upon. Also, he had to stop reacting to UA-cam cooking because some people from his streams would go harass the original creators.
The craziest thing about cooking with Jack is his food was so bad that it arguably gave him a stroke. In his newer videos he can’t even move one of his arms anymore and has an assistant
Yeah 😂
Mfer even choked his son out one time and forced him to go to soccer practice or something so that he wouldn't spend time at home just so he can be with his ogre woman.
Hes also apparently a massive asshole that beats his son so I feel little sympathy
thats fucking funny (in a sad way). Like how can you eat like this and think you will live a healthy life?
He's had food poisoning multiple times, and his horrible shitty calorie dense foods have destroyed his health.
I have him added on Facebook and he's genuinely insane. He's an evangelist who attends a mega church. He believes the democrats plans to persecute and kill those who are on the other side. He is anti-FDA, which isn't surprising considering he cooks poison. His religion directly ties into his politics, with him seeing Republicans as God's warriors and the democrats as devil worshippers. Dude is at the Certified Nutso™️ tier of being on the right.
Oh and don't forget him proudly talking about how he abused the fuck out of his kid. Very godly man!
Jack is the worst cook out of these bunch because he advocates eating "medium rare" chicken and duck which lands him in the hospital a couple of times. After all that, he still doesn't cook poultry properly
That would just have a gross texture. Especially duck with how fatty it is. Takes a high temp of about 170F to render out properly. You can safely cook poultry to lower internal temps though. Its a matter of sustaining the lower temp long enough to do the same job (USDA has a chart somewhere). Obviously Jack isn't doing that. Sous vide would be the simplest way to do it. White meat chicken cooked to 145F and then torch seared is amazing. Final internal temp ends up about 150.
Unfortunately duck breast is best served medium rare with crispy skin.
Yoh can eat duck medium rare, just make it gets above 160°F, that's the temp germs die.
Favorite part of jacks “cooking” is he uses the term tablespoon when wielding the biggest soup or serving spoon possible.
only a spoonful
Please keep these complications coming mate, love watching them cause god knows youtube autoplay hates playing older vids when it can replay a new one 50 times and would rather support you then reuploaders.
saame i’m tired of these dime a dozen comp upload channels i want to support Huge Charles
I love these horrible cooking videos. This is the type of content that brought me to this channel all those years ago.
This is so nostalgic, oh my. Thanks for uploading it all into one video
It’s so weird looking back after you find out how bad some of these chefs are as a person
the worst people make the worst food. the sweetest people usually make the masterpieces
i know about jack but was that castle cake man a pdf?
@@setogod7yes and if I remember correctly multiple victims
Edit: Thanks to the next comment in this thread but I got them mixed up. No the castle cake guy is not. The icing sugar guy is. Sorry for the confusion.
@@jenmck23 Featureman is a pdf yes (The man dumping sugar on everything) but I haven't heard anything about Paul (Castle cake guy) being a pdf.
God I hope he isn't.
@@teaandroses oh crap you're right. Thank you! Yes I'm sorry I was talking about the icing sugar guy not the castle cake guy. I got mixed up.
Mayonnaise is part of every masterpiece of a recipe that I've seen Charlie react to!
I'm legit one of the worst cooks out there, and yet this makes me feel so very talented.
Edited to add that I got so enthralled with this video that I burnt the pizza I was cooking. So...yeah.
That “why..?” at 01:59 sounded so genuinely concerned
I know these are old videos, but I’m so glad he’s doing this. I laughed so hard throughout the entire video 😂
Literally my favorite critikal videos, I used to use these vids to help fall asleep! It was also one of my first critikal videos in general; so happy to see official compilations come out for them!
"Two heaping tablespoons of Mayonnaise"
As he adds literally half a pint of mayonnaise to make baked bean mayo slop 🤮🤮
Two sentence horror story by Critikal himself,
"A mayonnaise cake?"
"Oh, it's a _chocolate_ mayonnaise cake."
Chocolate mayo cake is actually great. Mayo is oil and egg. So when added to a cake it adds tang to the chocolate that deepens it while keeping the cake moist. That being said, jack is an awful cook.
These are the vids that made me subscribe. Absolute bangers.
The Human Centipede wasn't this disturbing.
Can we get a biggest card pulls compilation lmao I love all of these
The hardest part about preparing these meals is forgetting the love I have for cooking
32:05
people living in NYC: that’s where the toilet always is.
20:37... Didn't age well 😂
27:28-27:33
M-m-m-mmm-m-m-my goodness, I can’t believe I started laughing at this
Jack “we’re just gonna top this buttered mayo with.. you guessed it.. a bit of mayo..” if that man or Tank ever saw an actual doctor.. 😂
I put this on in the background, so all I had was Charlie's commentary to imagine what crimes were being committed on screen
"Refrigerating things with Jack"
We need more of this. Gotta check up on Jack and Kay, see how they’re doing!
I’m pretty sure he stopped watching kay’s content because the viewers were sending mean comments
There's always assholes who gotta take things too far unfortunately.
Didn't one of them have a stroke and now has limited mobility?
jack got in a lot of drama because it came out he beat his kids and wife during the era of these videos i want charlie to see the video about it but idk if he knows about it
“how do you even eat this sh*t a pitchfork?”💀😭
25:41 I’m sorry but that dog looked fucking terrified 😂😂
A actual castle would probably be more edible than the castle cake 😂
One time I was in a call with a friend of mine, and I brought up Kay's into the Convo, and I'll proceed to show her, Kay's videos n stuff we laughed etc, the next days she start sending me her meals, and oh boy, this girl is literally Kay's 2.0 and I didn't knew it 😂 btw I've been bullying her about her "cooking" since then
Jfc that last one was just straight up unused footage from a found footage horror film
"replace the noodles with stick" it legit sounded like that.
I love how we have had the same units of measurement for cooking for hundreds of years. Dude over here using a cup and a half of mayonnaise and calling it 2 “heaping tablespoons.” Like what is that?
Why does Charlie look like Javier Bardem in no country for old men but with a beard in the thumbnail
I rmemeber watching the random critikal stream vods channel and it making my day.
the fact you can hear the son crunching on that uncooked spaghetti...
what a classic i have the 1st clip seared into my brain
We need him to rank all of Jack's recipees in one video, see if he and Matt survive
We need the food dip saga.
At least Jacks stuff is edible it's just a heart attack. Kay just straight up....is british. None of it is edible
OMG I'm actually crying 😂😂😂 what was Jack making!
That one lady looks so familiar, like she or her restaurant was on Kitchen Nightmares or something 😂
She really wore a legacy of Kain shirt. Thats so random and wild, where do you even find that one
yes dude i love these videos so much
Those cooking videos that featureman made were honesty his biggest crime 😂
Chocolate mayonnaise cake is actually delicious. Very moist. You cant taste the mayo.
Mayo is emulsified oil and eggs.
I feel like I lack the skill to even come up with shit this weird in the kitchen
When charlie asks if its satire and if this man is spanking him, talking about featureman, my only thought is "your to old for him Charlie."
Literally gagging watching jack shovel mayo and raw beef into his stomach
The word salad seems to lose all meaning with Jack
I shit you not when he busted out the mayo again I literally did a 360 spin borh in shock of how much he likes mayo and also laughing bc that is a cosco sized tub of mayo
I notice from the internet that Americans love eating mayo and cheese, i'm convinced lol.
Idk why but jack strike me as a cowboys fan
CHARLIE WATCHED COOKING WITH JACK?!
20:31 the gacha life mini movie in the tabs is crazy.
Who the hell paints their kitchen green?
its wild bc ive seen macaroni salad made at so many places, idk if they do it how the great jack does it but ik it exists lel
Golden era Critikal, before he started taking himself too seriously
I miss this Charlie
10:46 this guy… put chunky Tostitos mild salsa over chicken acting like he marinated it 😂😅🤣🤣😑
This comment is literally the only reason I could identify what that was, cuz I was fucking terrified and confused on first glance
We need more Kay videos, it's been far too long
I made a terrible decision... and I'll probably never eat again 💀
13:59 yo 😂 asbestus that look like drywall puddy we could build houses 🏠 with that tell jack I need the formula 😅
8:09. These burgers actually make me livid. First off, how DARE you sit down grey burgers with no browning on them at all and secondly, how DARE you call that burger that ooze blood everywhere medium rare. That is NOT medium rare, that is RAW! RAW!!!!! You can tell just by looking inside of it, the middle is RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! Sorry, just gotta channel the Gordon Ramsay for a second because this actually made me mad, like legitimately blood boiling over here.
kay has blood omen and maiden shirts😂
Not wanting to insult these people in their own comment section thus I’m forced to write here. But seriously. Who tells these people they can cook? I mean. They had to have a form of motivation to open a UA-cam cooking channel right? Now I don’t say it had to necessarily come from another human being but still. There is no way that anybody who is not held at gun point will tell these people that their cooking is great. One guy is only using mayonnaise and stuff that is ready to “eat” and another is handling minced meat like it can’t be formed or manipulated in its shape in any form or way. How are these people alive? Someone tell me how they find the strength to go on and make these abominations and actually eat/serve them?
My friend... I feel your anger. I also fume at the very sight of them and their disgusting food. It's an abomination.
To be honest, I actually used some of Jack (the mayo guy) videos to learn how to make some easy dishes in the past. I didn’t know he had those abominations defying God’s kingdom.
these people exist to make us regulars who think we're not that good at cooking feel good about ourselves for at least having the basics down, thats why
soo you can only call yourself a real Chef if you use a whole Tub of Mayonnaise per Recipe. Ok understood
i love cheese but this makes me hate it
I cant lie the pasta dish at 13:23 looks so good. Obviously a heart attack waiting to happen but I bet it tastes good.
2:24 need more mayonnaise in my opinion
Someone that watches someone that doesn't know cook doesn't know how to cook
i don't know what the hell the other mayo recipes are LOL but pasta/macaroni salad is a genuine recipe that southern families eat. and it's honestly good, and that's coming from somebody that doesn't rlly like mayonnaise in large amounts. i don't think i'd eat his version though... looks like shit.
Where is kingcobra lol
20:35 did not age well at all
Giving off rock Lee vibes 😂🤣
36:12 What in god's name is he doin'
Can't lie tho I've made some of those weird things and SOME not all taste pretty good
Struggling to figure out what his definition of salad is… thought it was mayonnaise, but now I think it’s oil?
Bro please for the compilations turn off ads, im tryna sleep not hear about politics
Just use adblocker
Ad block brother, still works just gotta use a different browser, try kiwi browser on mobile and you can install ad blocks like as if you where in desktop
UA-cam allegedly passed a policy change a few years ago that allows them to add preroll ads to videos for their own profit without the youtuber accepting them, at least thats what I remember becoming a hot debate back then. Id be real disappointed if he really was the one who turned on the ads knowing how much money he donates (Im assuming since he has enough money to be donating it on youtube he wouldnt be scraping for these small profits)
@@jacobhayes9992 thanks for that, tryin to meditate with my phone and get interrupted and its so damn infuriatingXD
Wtf lol Gordon Ramsey look at this guy lol !!
Aaaaah I lost me hole 😢
who are u
jesus i think
11:00
😬☠️.....
the macaroni salad is the only good use of mayo bro
this shits so old it was streamed during the trump presidency
And it will be replayed during another trump presidency.
So such for "I'm not putting out more content of her because of the harassment".
?
This is old content some random dude uploaded in a compilation. What are you yapping about lil bro?
@@Black-nf3tx are you braindead? Or are you just extremely ignorant? This is a channel Charlie promotes and made when he was talking about people using his content from streams. Even in the description it says "this is my main channel" with a link to the main channel. Get a grip.
This ain't some random dude "lil bro".
Stop yapping lil bro, learn to handle your emotions
@@Zachary72729 says the dude who seemingly supports harassment. Dudes got some issues.
This is his secondary channel and said he wouldn't put out anything else because of it. Also liking your own comment is sad.
How old 😂are you in this????… 😅 that bowel cut you have Charlie is a Staple in my town of Arizona not going lie 😅 usually white boys wore it
I love Charlie but sometimes I can’t stand when he talks over the whole video
God bless his bowels