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  • @MrRedMaster
    @MrRedMaster Місяць тому +468

    This is one my favorite charlie genres, wish he'd do this again

    • @poo81
      @poo81 Місяць тому +24

      Agreed peak content

    • @jc-iz8lp
      @jc-iz8lp Місяць тому +32

      His react content in general was peak, hasn’t been the same since

    • @l8nghts
      @l8nghts Місяць тому +1

      @@jc-iz8lp shut up

    • @billbill6094
      @billbill6094 Місяць тому +21

      He doesn't react anymore because by all metrics only the reactor benefits from it beyond extreme outlier examples.

    • @steward1003
      @steward1003 Місяць тому +17

      His reaction era was awesome but ever since people realized that the reactor benefits more, it's pretty frowned upon. Also, he had to stop reacting to UA-cam cooking because some people from his streams would go harass the original creators.

  • @Shiestey
    @Shiestey Місяць тому +332

    The craziest thing about cooking with Jack is his food was so bad that it arguably gave him a stroke. In his newer videos he can’t even move one of his arms anymore and has an assistant

    • @CaptainPupu
      @CaptainPupu Місяць тому +3

      Yeah 😂

    • @CaptainPupu
      @CaptainPupu Місяць тому +1

      Mfer even choked his son out one time and forced him to go to soccer practice or something so that he wouldn't spend time at home just so he can be with his ogre woman.

    • @MrRedMaster
      @MrRedMaster Місяць тому

      Hes also apparently a massive asshole that beats his son so I feel little sympathy

    • @projectonyx6491
      @projectonyx6491 Місяць тому

      thats fucking funny (in a sad way). Like how can you eat like this and think you will live a healthy life?

    • @nater420
      @nater420 Місяць тому

      He's had food poisoning multiple times, and his horrible shitty calorie dense foods have destroyed his health.
      I have him added on Facebook and he's genuinely insane. He's an evangelist who attends a mega church. He believes the democrats plans to persecute and kill those who are on the other side. He is anti-FDA, which isn't surprising considering he cooks poison. His religion directly ties into his politics, with him seeing Republicans as God's warriors and the democrats as devil worshippers. Dude is at the Certified Nutso™️ tier of being on the right.
      Oh and don't forget him proudly talking about how he abused the fuck out of his kid. Very godly man!

  • @yukipaw1702
    @yukipaw1702 Місяць тому +161

    Jack is the worst cook out of these bunch because he advocates eating "medium rare" chicken and duck which lands him in the hospital a couple of times. After all that, he still doesn't cook poultry properly

    • @ians5337
      @ians5337 Місяць тому +3

      That would just have a gross texture. Especially duck with how fatty it is. Takes a high temp of about 170F to render out properly. You can safely cook poultry to lower internal temps though. Its a matter of sustaining the lower temp long enough to do the same job (USDA has a chart somewhere). Obviously Jack isn't doing that. Sous vide would be the simplest way to do it. White meat chicken cooked to 145F and then torch seared is amazing. Final internal temp ends up about 150.

    • @voodoo4971
      @voodoo4971 27 днів тому +1

      Unfortunately duck breast is best served medium rare with crispy skin.

    • @HiddelS143
      @HiddelS143 26 днів тому

      Yoh can eat duck medium rare, just make it gets above 160°F, that's the temp germs die.

  • @sciencemage
    @sciencemage Місяць тому +75

    Favorite part of jacks “cooking” is he uses the term tablespoon when wielding the biggest soup or serving spoon possible.

    • @xavanium
      @xavanium 22 дні тому +4

      only a spoonful

  • @Narull
    @Narull Місяць тому +54

    Please keep these complications coming mate, love watching them cause god knows youtube autoplay hates playing older vids when it can replay a new one 50 times and would rather support you then reuploaders.

    • @arizonadawn3094
      @arizonadawn3094 Місяць тому +5

      saame i’m tired of these dime a dozen comp upload channels i want to support Huge Charles

  • @thematulaaklives7
    @thematulaaklives7 Місяць тому +22

    I love these horrible cooking videos. This is the type of content that brought me to this channel all those years ago.

  • @iDeker
    @iDeker Місяць тому +7

    This is so nostalgic, oh my. Thanks for uploading it all into one video

  • @Random-lr5kj
    @Random-lr5kj Місяць тому +40

    It’s so weird looking back after you find out how bad some of these chefs are as a person

    • @arizonadawn3094
      @arizonadawn3094 Місяць тому +1

      the worst people make the worst food. the sweetest people usually make the masterpieces

    • @setogod7
      @setogod7 21 день тому +1

      i know about jack but was that castle cake man a pdf?

    • @jenmck23
      @jenmck23 15 днів тому

      ​@@setogod7yes and if I remember correctly multiple victims
      Edit: Thanks to the next comment in this thread but I got them mixed up. No the castle cake guy is not. The icing sugar guy is. Sorry for the confusion.

    • @teaandroses
      @teaandroses 14 днів тому +1

      ​@@jenmck23 Featureman is a pdf yes (The man dumping sugar on everything) but I haven't heard anything about Paul (Castle cake guy) being a pdf.
      God I hope he isn't.

    • @jenmck23
      @jenmck23 14 днів тому

      @@teaandroses oh crap you're right. Thank you! Yes I'm sorry I was talking about the icing sugar guy not the castle cake guy. I got mixed up.

  • @spicyrock5451
    @spicyrock5451 Місяць тому +21

    Mayonnaise is part of every masterpiece of a recipe that I've seen Charlie react to!

  • @itstruckmeeveryday
    @itstruckmeeveryday Місяць тому +20

    I'm legit one of the worst cooks out there, and yet this makes me feel so very talented.
    Edited to add that I got so enthralled with this video that I burnt the pizza I was cooking. So...yeah.

  • @Julian-tu8cc
    @Julian-tu8cc Місяць тому +16

    That “why..?” at 01:59 sounded so genuinely concerned

  • @savehonor
    @savehonor Місяць тому +7

    I know these are old videos, but I’m so glad he’s doing this. I laughed so hard throughout the entire video 😂

  • @atlasllm
    @atlasllm Місяць тому +2

    Literally my favorite critikal videos, I used to use these vids to help fall asleep! It was also one of my first critikal videos in general; so happy to see official compilations come out for them!

  • @johns1625
    @johns1625 7 днів тому +2

    "Two heaping tablespoons of Mayonnaise"
    As he adds literally half a pint of mayonnaise to make baked bean mayo slop 🤮🤮

  • @5H4TT3R3D
    @5H4TT3R3D Місяць тому +5

    Two sentence horror story by Critikal himself,
    "A mayonnaise cake?"
    "Oh, it's a _chocolate_ mayonnaise cake."

    • @bipolarbear8940
      @bipolarbear8940 22 дні тому +3

      Chocolate mayo cake is actually great. Mayo is oil and egg. So when added to a cake it adds tang to the chocolate that deepens it while keeping the cake moist. That being said, jack is an awful cook.

  • @tylergribbin-burket1157
    @tylergribbin-burket1157 Місяць тому +2

    These are the vids that made me subscribe. Absolute bangers.

  • @FullyArmedNightOwl
    @FullyArmedNightOwl 22 дні тому +2

    The Human Centipede wasn't this disturbing.

  • @BarksyPoo
    @BarksyPoo Місяць тому +6

    Can we get a biggest card pulls compilation lmao I love all of these

  • @diegomedina4145
    @diegomedina4145 4 дні тому

    The hardest part about preparing these meals is forgetting the love I have for cooking

  • @AlizaJayne
    @AlizaJayne 3 дні тому +1

    32:05
    people living in NYC: that’s where the toilet always is.

  • @Jaygazzilli
    @Jaygazzilli 24 дні тому +8

    20:37... Didn't age well 😂

  • @GodzillaSquidward
    @GodzillaSquidward 28 днів тому +3

    27:28-27:33
    M-m-m-mmm-m-m-my goodness, I can’t believe I started laughing at this

  • @reportinglivefromhell222
    @reportinglivefromhell222 2 дні тому

    Jack “we’re just gonna top this buttered mayo with.. you guessed it.. a bit of mayo..” if that man or Tank ever saw an actual doctor.. 😂

  • @-TheMachineGod-
    @-TheMachineGod- Місяць тому +2

    I put this on in the background, so all I had was Charlie's commentary to imagine what crimes were being committed on screen

  • @msmigs1173
    @msmigs1173 21 день тому +1

    "Refrigerating things with Jack"

  • @alchemistrin7386
    @alchemistrin7386 Місяць тому +3

    We need more of this. Gotta check up on Jack and Kay, see how they’re doing!

    • @jc-iz8lp
      @jc-iz8lp Місяць тому +7

      I’m pretty sure he stopped watching kay’s content because the viewers were sending mean comments

    • @liaojendyk9167
      @liaojendyk9167 Місяць тому +1

      There's always assholes who gotta take things too far unfortunately.

    • @billbill6094
      @billbill6094 Місяць тому +8

      Didn't one of them have a stroke and now has limited mobility?

    • @ChromeDomeDS
      @ChromeDomeDS Місяць тому +3

      jack got in a lot of drama because it came out he beat his kids and wife during the era of these videos i want charlie to see the video about it but idk if he knows about it

  • @czechchasercasey7956
    @czechchasercasey7956 6 днів тому

    “how do you even eat this sh*t a pitchfork?”💀😭

  • @omotaraibiloyetwentyninete6279
    @omotaraibiloyetwentyninete6279 7 днів тому

    25:41 I’m sorry but that dog looked fucking terrified 😂😂

  • @Razer5542
    @Razer5542 Місяць тому +3

    A actual castle would probably be more edible than the castle cake 😂

  • @ChrisJoestarr
    @ChrisJoestarr Місяць тому +7

    One time I was in a call with a friend of mine, and I brought up Kay's into the Convo, and I'll proceed to show her, Kay's videos n stuff we laughed etc, the next days she start sending me her meals, and oh boy, this girl is literally Kay's 2.0 and I didn't knew it 😂 btw I've been bullying her about her "cooking" since then

  • @Tamajyn
    @Tamajyn Місяць тому +1

    Jfc that last one was just straight up unused footage from a found footage horror film

  • @KribzSA
    @KribzSA 12 днів тому

    "replace the noodles with stick" it legit sounded like that.

  • @noahb1900
    @noahb1900 Місяць тому +3

    I love how we have had the same units of measurement for cooking for hundreds of years. Dude over here using a cup and a half of mayonnaise and calling it 2 “heaping tablespoons.” Like what is that?

  • @michaeljohn6357
    @michaeljohn6357 25 днів тому +2

    Why does Charlie look like Javier Bardem in no country for old men but with a beard in the thumbnail

  • @thebeast5215
    @thebeast5215 6 днів тому

    I rmemeber watching the random critikal stream vods channel and it making my day.

  • @Viteaification
    @Viteaification 22 дні тому

    the fact you can hear the son crunching on that uncooked spaghetti...

  • @mousegirl03
    @mousegirl03 Місяць тому

    what a classic i have the 1st clip seared into my brain

  • @chadofchads7222
    @chadofchads7222 17 днів тому

    We need him to rank all of Jack's recipees in one video, see if he and Matt survive

  • @anijay64
    @anijay64 20 днів тому

    We need the food dip saga.

  • @kylen9954
    @kylen9954 24 дні тому +2

    At least Jacks stuff is edible it's just a heart attack. Kay just straight up....is british. None of it is edible

  • @21pandas_
    @21pandas_ Місяць тому

    OMG I'm actually crying 😂😂😂 what was Jack making!

  • @MusicalSeizureGuy
    @MusicalSeizureGuy Місяць тому +1

    That one lady looks so familiar, like she or her restaurant was on Kitchen Nightmares or something 😂

  • @pavma7
    @pavma7 13 днів тому

    She really wore a legacy of Kain shirt. Thats so random and wild, where do you even find that one

  • @Austin_Red
    @Austin_Red Місяць тому

    yes dude i love these videos so much

  • @thegaelicgladiator665
    @thegaelicgladiator665 Місяць тому

    Those cooking videos that featureman made were honesty his biggest crime 😂

  • @thepumpkinqueen2955
    @thepumpkinqueen2955 Місяць тому +2

    Chocolate mayonnaise cake is actually delicious. Very moist. You cant taste the mayo.

  • @Mattropolis97
    @Mattropolis97 19 днів тому

    I feel like I lack the skill to even come up with shit this weird in the kitchen

  • @DustinDowney-xj5md
    @DustinDowney-xj5md 18 днів тому

    When charlie asks if its satire and if this man is spanking him, talking about featureman, my only thought is "your to old for him Charlie."

  • @Perdu...
    @Perdu... 13 днів тому

    Literally gagging watching jack shovel mayo and raw beef into his stomach

  • @liaojendyk9167
    @liaojendyk9167 Місяць тому +1

    The word salad seems to lose all meaning with Jack

  • @Kirbykibby
    @Kirbykibby 17 днів тому

    I shit you not when he busted out the mayo again I literally did a 360 spin borh in shock of how much he likes mayo and also laughing bc that is a cosco sized tub of mayo

  • @kona8832
    @kona8832 2 години тому

    I notice from the internet that Americans love eating mayo and cheese, i'm convinced lol.

  • @michellevarela2810
    @michellevarela2810 Місяць тому +1

    Idk why but jack strike me as a cowboys fan

  • @DukLoverEKT
    @DukLoverEKT 14 днів тому

    CHARLIE WATCHED COOKING WITH JACK?!

  • @Paxzsmallworld
    @Paxzsmallworld 23 дні тому

    20:31 the gacha life mini movie in the tabs is crazy.

  • @Bondrewd_The_Based
    @Bondrewd_The_Based 5 днів тому

    Who the hell paints their kitchen green?

  • @JamarIrvine
    @JamarIrvine 5 днів тому

    its wild bc ive seen macaroni salad made at so many places, idk if they do it how the great jack does it but ik it exists lel

  • @garbagemalloy6153
    @garbagemalloy6153 19 днів тому

    Golden era Critikal, before he started taking himself too seriously

    • @Bryceaa1
      @Bryceaa1 16 днів тому

      I miss this Charlie

  • @stefanbarreda-arias6456
    @stefanbarreda-arias6456 28 днів тому

    10:46 this guy… put chunky Tostitos mild salsa over chicken acting like he marinated it 😂😅🤣🤣😑

    • @drakevick1646
      @drakevick1646 7 днів тому

      This comment is literally the only reason I could identify what that was, cuz I was fucking terrified and confused on first glance

  • @toxic_opossum523
    @toxic_opossum523 Місяць тому +1

    We need more Kay videos, it's been far too long

  • @the_absurd_hero
    @the_absurd_hero Місяць тому

    I made a terrible decision... and I'll probably never eat again 💀

  • @stefanbarreda-arias6456
    @stefanbarreda-arias6456 28 днів тому

    13:59 yo 😂 asbestus that look like drywall puddy we could build houses 🏠 with that tell jack I need the formula 😅

  • @HeavenlyPhantomStar
    @HeavenlyPhantomStar Місяць тому +3

    8:09. These burgers actually make me livid. First off, how DARE you sit down grey burgers with no browning on them at all and secondly, how DARE you call that burger that ooze blood everywhere medium rare. That is NOT medium rare, that is RAW! RAW!!!!! You can tell just by looking inside of it, the middle is RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! Sorry, just gotta channel the Gordon Ramsay for a second because this actually made me mad, like legitimately blood boiling over here.

  • @jhsjdytk
    @jhsjdytk 21 день тому

    kay has blood omen and maiden shirts😂

  • @daniel.8372
    @daniel.8372 28 днів тому +1

    Not wanting to insult these people in their own comment section thus I’m forced to write here. But seriously. Who tells these people they can cook? I mean. They had to have a form of motivation to open a UA-cam cooking channel right? Now I don’t say it had to necessarily come from another human being but still. There is no way that anybody who is not held at gun point will tell these people that their cooking is great. One guy is only using mayonnaise and stuff that is ready to “eat” and another is handling minced meat like it can’t be formed or manipulated in its shape in any form or way. How are these people alive? Someone tell me how they find the strength to go on and make these abominations and actually eat/serve them?

    • @ReizokoRyu
      @ReizokoRyu 23 дні тому

      My friend... I feel your anger. I also fume at the very sight of them and their disgusting food. It's an abomination.

    • @santiagogarciazapata7422
      @santiagogarciazapata7422 23 дні тому

      To be honest, I actually used some of Jack (the mayo guy) videos to learn how to make some easy dishes in the past. I didn’t know he had those abominations defying God’s kingdom.

    • @twixter0
      @twixter0 8 днів тому

      these people exist to make us regulars who think we're not that good at cooking feel good about ourselves for at least having the basics down, thats why

  • @NotesOfSky
    @NotesOfSky Місяць тому

    soo you can only call yourself a real Chef if you use a whole Tub of Mayonnaise per Recipe. Ok understood

  • @h4lia
    @h4lia Місяць тому

    i love cheese but this makes me hate it

  • @rageus4731
    @rageus4731 6 днів тому

    I cant lie the pasta dish at 13:23 looks so good. Obviously a heart attack waiting to happen but I bet it tastes good.

  • @yender6468
    @yender6468 Місяць тому

    2:24 need more mayonnaise in my opinion

  • @Nepomniachtchi_Austin
    @Nepomniachtchi_Austin 22 дні тому

    Someone that watches someone that doesn't know cook doesn't know how to cook

  • @briamaries
    @briamaries 23 дні тому

    i don't know what the hell the other mayo recipes are LOL but pasta/macaroni salad is a genuine recipe that southern families eat. and it's honestly good, and that's coming from somebody that doesn't rlly like mayonnaise in large amounts. i don't think i'd eat his version though... looks like shit.

  • @andreasschaeflein4233
    @andreasschaeflein4233 21 день тому

    Where is kingcobra lol

  • @kinggold3177
    @kinggold3177 16 днів тому

    20:35 did not age well at all

  • @stefanbarreda-arias6456
    @stefanbarreda-arias6456 28 днів тому

    Giving off rock Lee vibes 😂🤣

  • @morggzz-g9b
    @morggzz-g9b 21 день тому

    36:12 What in god's name is he doin'

  • @Mx.WolfoFr
    @Mx.WolfoFr 11 днів тому

    Can't lie tho I've made some of those weird things and SOME not all taste pretty good

  • @TorranceCam
    @TorranceCam 9 днів тому

    Struggling to figure out what his definition of salad is… thought it was mayonnaise, but now I think it’s oil?

  • @theweather8247
    @theweather8247 Місяць тому +11

    Bro please for the compilations turn off ads, im tryna sleep not hear about politics

    • @manysKojot
      @manysKojot 26 днів тому

      Just use adblocker

    • @jacobhayes9992
      @jacobhayes9992 13 днів тому

      Ad block brother, still works just gotta use a different browser, try kiwi browser on mobile and you can install ad blocks like as if you where in desktop

    • @name_so_cool
      @name_so_cool 11 днів тому

      UA-cam allegedly passed a policy change a few years ago that allows them to add preroll ads to videos for their own profit without the youtuber accepting them, at least thats what I remember becoming a hot debate back then. Id be real disappointed if he really was the one who turned on the ads knowing how much money he donates (Im assuming since he has enough money to be donating it on youtube he wouldnt be scraping for these small profits)

    • @twixter0
      @twixter0 8 днів тому

      @@jacobhayes9992 thanks for that, tryin to meditate with my phone and get interrupted and its so damn infuriatingXD

  • @Rocky-g6m
    @Rocky-g6m 12 днів тому

    Wtf lol Gordon Ramsey look at this guy lol !!

  • @Lexelai
    @Lexelai Місяць тому

    Aaaaah I lost me hole 😢

  • @Rydog-ti8pi
    @Rydog-ti8pi 19 днів тому

    who are u

  • @badmobilegaming9508
    @badmobilegaming9508 27 днів тому

    11:00

  • @emondre6
    @emondre6 Місяць тому +1

    😬☠️.....

  • @bright3117
    @bright3117 Місяць тому

    the macaroni salad is the only good use of mayo bro

  • @F0rtuneLT
    @F0rtuneLT Місяць тому

    this shits so old it was streamed during the trump presidency

    • @ihnworks
      @ihnworks 24 дні тому +1

      And it will be replayed during another trump presidency.

  • @Jiopera99
    @Jiopera99 Місяць тому +1

    So such for "I'm not putting out more content of her because of the harassment".

    • @JackWhoGames
      @JackWhoGames Місяць тому

      ?

    • @Black-nf3tx
      @Black-nf3tx 22 дні тому +2

      This is old content some random dude uploaded in a compilation. What are you yapping about lil bro?

    • @Jiopera99
      @Jiopera99 22 дні тому +1

      @@Black-nf3tx are you braindead? Or are you just extremely ignorant? This is a channel Charlie promotes and made when he was talking about people using his content from streams. Even in the description it says "this is my main channel" with a link to the main channel. Get a grip.
      This ain't some random dude "lil bro".

    • @Zachary72729
      @Zachary72729 20 днів тому +2

      Stop yapping lil bro, learn to handle your emotions

    • @Jiopera99
      @Jiopera99 20 днів тому

      @@Zachary72729 says the dude who seemingly supports harassment. Dudes got some issues.
      This is his secondary channel and said he wouldn't put out anything else because of it. Also liking your own comment is sad.

  • @stefanbarreda-arias6456
    @stefanbarreda-arias6456 28 днів тому

    How old 😂are you in this????… 😅 that bowel cut you have Charlie is a Staple in my town of Arizona not going lie 😅 usually white boys wore it

  • @Invaderjim03
    @Invaderjim03 29 днів тому

    I love Charlie but sometimes I can’t stand when he talks over the whole video

  • @TorranceCam
    @TorranceCam 9 днів тому

    God bless his bowels