CHELSEA ARE STILL TERRIBLE
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
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If the promoted teams weren’t so awful, Chelsea could genuinely get relegated
just wait for the 24/25 season
Burnley probably will bounce back, Sheffield who knows might hunker down and shut up shop after their embarrassing defeat. Luton, well we can only hope for a miracle.
Yeah I want to see Chelsea go down with a billion dollar squad.
@@CassiopeiaOnYT Just wait, chelsea will come back and come top 6 this season
@astrixosth9030 yea there's no chance of that. Literally everyone and I mean everyone in the current top 6 are better coached and are just in general better then them
@@astrixosth9030 They will do well to get Top 6 in the bottom half
Even masochists can't enjoy the pain of supporting Chelsea fc.
Try supporting Everton... Arguably worse
Yeah, cause winning 2 champions Leagues in the last 10 years and spending a billion pounds on players is so much painful...
@@baldassodouniversoparalelo6972and sitting closer to the championship than the champions league
@@baldassodouniversoparalelo6972still not enough, they should spend more 😂
As a masochist, I can confirm.
Well done to Jackson for scoring Chelsea's goal of the month for September, he had some tough competition.
It reminds me of arsenal who had the same issue 😂😂😂
What do you mean arsenal
I remember a penalty goal scored by Aubameyang against Manchester United was the goal of the month for Arsenal once upon a time. 😂
Fun fact: at this moment, newcastle's 8-0 win over sheffield united, Newcastle in that match have scored more goals than chelsea have the entire premier league campaign so far 😂
HAVERTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
chelsea has become the English PSG. and they find a way to make things even more hilarious than PSG too.
At least PSG win. These days you can't even trust Chelsea to put Fulham away comfortably
@@giovannireyes9455not hard to fuck up and still win in the French league
Problem for Chelsea is they are not playing in a one team league
calm down bro, not even shitty Chelsea deserves to be compared with PSG 😂 2 UCL means respect, something PSG doesn't know about
Can Chelsea even get a draw against a.s. Monaco 🤣🤣
Even Lazio's goalkeeper had more goal contributions than Chelsea's entire PL games this month
When Chelsea's goal of the month was a tap-in, you know their attack is having an issue
@@hoanglanle2336 fr. could tell that they’re obviously in a critical condition rn
OOF HAHA
Just here to remind Chelsea fans Liverpool paid £60 million for Dominik Szoboszlai and City paid similar to that for Haaland 😢
Håland's price tag is irrelevant if you dont factor in his wages
@@miguelpereira9859 do you think these Chelsea signings are getting paid peanuts or something? All of them are more overpaid than Haaland because Haaland actually performs.
@@TheAIJoeRoganExperience Chelsea has a wage structure and the players are signed for 8 years, not 8 matches. Your memory is like your patience. Zilch, Nada.
@@TheAIJoeRoganExperienceHaaland had a release clause lmao it’s not like Man City worked some miracle with negotiations
@@TheAIJoeRoganExperience What I think is irrelevant, comparing player transfers based on their transfer fee alone withought bringing up wages is stupid
The Evertonisation of Chelsea is in full force
But they have the money and brand recognition to get players. Everton don't have money and most people don't know how big they are. I'd be really surprised if Chelsea became irrelevant 10 years from now. Like, eventually they have to build a cohesive team and at least fight for top 6 spots lol it's crazy if they keep going down with so many players desired by top clubs.
As an Arsenal fan, im happy.
As a football fan, I'm happy
As a human being, I'm happy for this
BUT WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
All I can say is we got two beautiful uefa champions League trophies
As an arsenal fan, i'm happy
as a football fan, i'm happy
as a human being, i agree with you
@@johnnycabrera17 and world cup and super wefa cup and can play in the next clubs world cup arsenal fan can keep crying about the fact that even man city is bigger than them now
When last you guys won the league 😂
Todd Boehly runs chelsea the same way he runs his baseball team he owns. The Los Angeles Dodgers:
Throw an absurd amount of money on multiple players without giving the team a chance to mesh together
If he ran Chelsea like the Dodgers they'd be better organized than this
Is starting to age like milk
Todd Boehly's flying circus is cinema gold
Chelsea: *sees a young player*
Chelsea: preparing a $200 million bid.
Any random nincompoop : * See Chelsea*
Nincompoop: *Starts hating* 😂
@@TheGradeFootballerTodd Boehly's youth cult is a massive failure.
as a chelsea fan at the beginning of the window i thought it was a pretty good one, but by the end so many players were bought it was just the same as before.
and to me it seems like boehly will spend another half a billion in the winter window 😭 god save us
We as Chelsea fans are doomed for the decade or so. All I could say is our club had golden years before 2021. That era is over
@@MasterGordon5115 yeah i agree
Maqwell: *Making a video on Chelsea being bad*
Congratulations to Chelsea for winning the 2023/24 EPL
He's not the Irish Guy, don't worry 😅
@@SylvieTheCuteSylveon he jinxed France and Arsenal last season. He was strong enough to break the Drake curse
More like the 24/25 Championship at this rate.
@@Kaijufied True he said Man United is having a shit season and having a laugh and they ended up 3rd...oh shit...Mudryk is gonna beat Halaand's 36 goals record 😨
@@SylvieTheCuteSylveon his jinxing is so bad, at this point Robert Sanchez will break the goal record (Chelsea keeper)
It's as if Chelsea and Tottenham have switched souls. Tottenham are actually delivering for once, while Chelsea is . . .
*shivers*
Tottenham has never been this bad
Hate to say this since I am an Arsenal fan, but Levy genuinely cares about Tottenham and his players. He messed up a lot of things in the past and promotes a loser mentality in his team, but at least he stands by their side when they are struggling. While Boehly doesn't know shit about soccer, and he believes that everything from players to coaches to medical staff are interchangeable and can be fixed instantly with a lot of money.
What has Tottenham delievered? 😂
@@StillAwesome21check the Points table you 🤡
@@StillAwesome21They've delivered being 2nd in the league only behind Man City, and only 1 point behind at that. If you actually watched football you'd know Tottenham are currently one of the strongest teams in the EPL. They've genuinely got a really strong shot at winning the league and it's not even an exaggeration to say that.
Mudryk has scored and we have scored 2 goals in a game we are so back rahhh🦁🦁🦁
We will rise,on the way up, haven't played at all badly under Poch, just missing that little bit of luck, however, not conceding many goals and now starting to get it together,Mudryks goal against Fulham was class, took it on his chest and buried it, not at all bothered about the upcoming fixtures, Arsenal included, this team is starting to click.
Matches Chelsea have won since this vid dropped: 3/5
next 7 matches will make it 2/9 frfr
New season, new Chelsea. Should be safe from relegation by January.
They’re doing shit doesn’t seem like a new Chelsea to me
Difference is that this season Chelsea don’t have a Kai Havertz to save them anymore and to scapegoat.
he wasn’t a scapegoat he was just genuinely shit please be serious. arsenal got FLEECED. they can’t score right now for other reasons but losing havertz is not one i can promise you that
@@fancyLD He indeed was a scapegoat + he saved ungrateful Chelsea many times and that despite being played out of position constantly in a system that doesn’t suit him at all(at Arsenal he’s also been played out of position most of the ti,e until now. But whenever he’s playing on his actual position he‘s been great thus far).
@@fancyLDHe was a scapegoat lol, dude is a 10 playing the 9 with no help or creativity behind him. Was the money Arsenal paid too much, probably, but he still scored the wining goal in an UCL final, acting as if he isn't a good player is simply stupid. He scored as many goals this month as they have, go figure. 😂
You jinxed it again
As an Everton fan I can't be glad my club didn't appoint Frank lampard because they very much did
Seeing this after Chelsea have won two games in a week. God is good.
Chelsea have officially replaced Manchester United as the new Manchester United. That takes quite some skill, as even Man United is not doing great rn
So what has Manchester United become?
@@sawyertuide7636sunderland
As a Chelsea fan I’m honestly preparing myself mentally for our relegation. I only started watching football last year, chose Chelsea as my club and this is what happens 😢 I am ready to breakdown in tears as we get relegated.
Better times are ahead, if you watch the games you would know what im talking about
@@parafrederik I’ve watched every Chelsea game this season and tbh if we can actually create chances and finish them we will be doing way better. Take Mudryks miss vs villa and Jackson’s vs Bournemouth our finishing is horrible
@@parafrederik he doesn’t watch the games. You see clearly he is a new fan boy. Knows nothing more than I support Chelsea
@@mybloodisblueforever8963 I really do make an effort to watch the games and we are a quality team yes, but we play around the back too much. Our 3 game unbeaten streak is great but looking at our next set of matches we’re in some trouble.
I got into football a few years ago and wanted to try chelsea because my father supported them. I watched them played once, hated it and pledged aligence to liverpool. Best decision of my life. (some salty ass chelsea fans in the replies)
Then you aren’t a proper football fan
do you support totenham now? :DDDDD
If that was the best decision of your life, then I pity your life. 😂
@@antmcpartlin4297 let him be, is a choice made for his mental health
@@antmcpartlin4297 ok
It definitely is an interesting strategy to almost exclusively target young, somewhat inexperienced players who still need to develop a good amount, to keep buying those players and making about 2.5 starting XIs in total with everyone at the club now
More people need to see the Terry Smith video! Apart from the fifa21 every career mode youtuber vid and the man city one its probably up there as one of my favorite videos😭
Todd Boehley's Chelsea is the best example of money doesn't buy you success
Who’s here after mudryk finally scored?
Shitting on Chelsea: Me, a Spurs fan 🤝 My friend, a Gooner
75m for Havertz is just bananas. Arsenal can really be dumb in the transfer market
65m but you’re right
I want to see chelsea get religated just to see the meltdown of their fanbase
Here 2 ucl
Damn chelsea taking the fight to psg on who we clown on most
How the fuck is Moises Caicedo the most expensive signing in premier league history?
Ask Brighton how they could sell that player with a price 4 TIMES HIGHER than Alexis Mac Allister to Liverpool, because I still don´t know how they got away with it.
You know what is sad? Eventually, Chelsea will get better. And probably some the players we shit on right now are going to be beasts.
Every day I wake up with a part of me missing, as I know Chelsea is closer to its rebuild than its worst days.
As such, I want all of you to live each day as if it was your last. Be grateful that you are still alive, enjoy the small things in life and mock the fuck out of Chelsea.
Lol 😂
I think 24/25 season will be Chelsea revival season imo they will get a proper manager and good players and top 4
Can you make a video on PSG pls, theyre really funny and i want to hear your insight about the rebuild currently happening
what's sad about this is that the underlying numbers are pretty good. chelsea is edging their supporters with their worst in class finishing.
Whoever is in charge of Chelsea's transfers is a SADIST
Saying this as a Blue,
I think we have a good squad that just doesn’t cooperate very well and is too young. We also face opponents and we slack off most of the time. Poch experimenting like Pep is really not helping either (Chilwell at LW 💀). I pray we don’t get relegated, and that we’ll be one of the top teams again in a couple years time when we stop spending money recklessly.
chelsea wont get relegated. so many players hurt, an almost entirely new group of (young!!) players, and a new coach. the quality is there it’s just gonna take a little bit
@@fancyLD It will take a bit. Remember, all the young players don’t cooperate very well on there pitch, some of our best players are injuried, and the 4th coach in 1 year definitely doesn’t help.
I think thw team neess to gel first, if Chelsea is stil dire in January then I'd worry, but for now I hope Nkunku comes back soon and the team chemistry grows.
@@StillAwesome21 We do really NEED Nkunku back. Jackson just isn’t cutting it as much as Nkunku would.
Chelsea even after spending over £1,000,000,000 can potentially be relegated. Oh dear.
the young kippa clip got met😂
Kinda makes me wanna do a Chelsea Save on FC 24….so many amazing youngsters in that squad who are destined to be clowns irl
He put a Young Kippa video in🤣🤣🤣
At this rate, Chelsea would pay 200 million for an 18-year-old
chelsea achieved the record for spending most money in a single year
Chelsea have scored the same amount of Premier League goals this year as Leicester City, who were relegated after the last season and played their last Premier League match in May.
Whenever I feel like my financial state is bad, *Chelsea remembers me that it doesn't matter how much money you spend, it's how you spend the money*
as a liveerpool fan, seeing lavia and caicedo flop (ik they'll come good tho) is the best thing thats happened so far
8:50 bro thats mad
I just saw the announcement on twitter and I got said when it said “tomorrow” but then I realized you tweeted that out yesterday and came here immediately 🤣🤣
Comparison of Mudryk to Simmons too real 😂😂
Aside from the San Marino meme, you should do some eafc 24/efootball videos. I don't get why you stopped doing them, they were fun.
because the game sucks
@@geniuspenguin8924 fun to watch others play them though
9:44 Chelsea is like the soccer version of the Cheesecake Factory Restaurant. NOT CHEESECAKE FACTORY RESTAURANT!!! LOL. I’m not gonna lie Maqwell. You’ll still go to Cheesecake Factory like me HANDS DOWN😂
"The last time Chelsea beat a top 10 team the Queen was still alive" - STOP STOP THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD (like the Queen)
How dare you insult the Cheesecake Factory
This is war
I feel so bad for Young Kippa. I hope he lives a long and healthy life. All that stress isn’t good on a person.
I have a theory he isn’t actually a Chelsea fan and does it to spur up banter (and get views), because no way someone is that insane
@@abdullahbashir5297nah I think he’s a Chelsea fan but he’s just really loyal maybe the acting in the vid is fake but I think he’s Fr a Chelsea fan
chelsea getting relegated would be the most hillarious thing that ever happened in football
Chelsea is just trying to go for yet another record: Most money spent on transfers before relegation .. They might have this one in the bag 🤣
As a Chelsea fan, I hate this club. Our spending is a joke the fees we’re paying for unproven talent, just throwing shit at a wall and seeing what sticks
didn't the last time maqwell posts about a big 6 club struggling, they turned it around and man united finished 3rd? I HOPE to god this won't do a reverse jinx voodoo on chelsea and they magically won the prem or some shit.
It blows my mind how young talents still move to Chelsea, they have a reputation for ruining players for about 20 years now
As a BVB fan it was such a pain to see my team getting dominated by Chelsea in the championship league last year.
San Marino part 2 would be the Blade Runner 2099 of this channel
5:40 Pierre ”nothing personal” Aubameyang 😂
Chelsea is the lesson for everyone "Spend wisely and money can't buy happiness" 😷
After this Video Chelsea will go Un-Beaten for the next 10,000 Years
You posted this a day after we won and we have kept on winning, can you post a video titled 'CHELSEA ARE GOING TO GET RELEGATED!!!' so we win the league? Thanks!
he should say nottingham forest get last ngl
Todd Boehly, please buy all clubs in the premier league, except for arsenal. It’s a very good investment.
Honestly. Whatever happens in January happens man. We’re looking at a mid table finish again and maybe even relegation. We’re dogshit. Tried saying we shouldn’t be spending this amount of money on hype.
I love laughing on chelsea
You cant spell Chelsea without L
ucl
2 of them
I really hope Chelsea get promoted back to the premier league next season 🙏🏻
Well I pray they got relegated from the championship
Well I guess I’m cool with them getting mid table in the championship. 🤷
Tell me you have no idea of football without telling me you have no idea of football
6:12 Watching this after Kai Havertz got off the mark for Arsenal today, predicting 10 goals from him this season bookmark it COME ON YOU GUNNERS
It was a penalty you 🤡
Lessgo I don't have to save a million twitch points for San Marino 😂
never change maqwell, continue clowning chelsea
All that with no safety bars or spotters is crazy
Todd Boehly runs Chelsea the way you'd expect a first time FIFA player to run a manager mode campaign with a financial takeover.
Nicolas Jackson Has more yellows than Goal 5 to 1 😂
The gap between Big 6 and the other teams in the last Weekend of EPL was immense, as we realize that only Arsenal had won the game, which is a 4-0 battering over Bournemouth, with poor Kai Havertz scoring more goal than Chelsea's on September. Manchester United lost to Crystal Palace at home after they eliminated this club in EFL Cup 3rd Round. Their city rivals also ended their Invincibles to Wolves, which was strange because Pep wasn't in touchline due to the unusual rule, where a manager could miss the game if he received a 3 yellow cards. Liverpool was even horrific and humiliating: they lost to Spurs by corrupt VAR that disallowed Luis Diaz' goal, while Diogo Jota and Curtis Jones were sent off! Tough.
Another Fun Fact:
"The last time Chelsea defeated any Top 10 (or more clearly, Big 6) teams, the Queen was still alive."
To add more insults, Chelsea's 2-0 win over Spurs happened exactly a month and one day before Vladimir Putin's infamous speech changed the club (and maybe, the world) forever. Interesting!
After stealing Lavia away from us, im ABSOLUTELY enjoying Chelsea's poor run of form.
Maqwell is the footy version of UrinatingTree.
They'll spend another $300m in January thinking that it'll fix everything
They never learn
seeing young kippa in anything but a tiktok settings feels so surreal and funny to me 😂
7:05 probably the only good thing about Chelsea
Can we appreciate how much effot Maqwell puts in to making our balls giggle
I think I counted at the start of the season, Chelsea had employed a total of 8 Goalkeepers.....why....
Just when I’ve watched all my favourite creators content about the Dame Lillard trade, and there’s nothing left to enjoy my food with, Maqwell came in to save the day. This Nasi Lemak bout to be bussin.
There is one positive - maybe disappointed fans will check their women's team which is still great
I'm saying this as a Liverpool fan, I hope Lavia and Caicedo are enjoying life at Chelsea, in the Championship
Only thibg that annoys me is when a big 6 team in england doesnt finish top 6 or win a trophy once their fans throw a massive fit and act like their club is in ruin
The Terry Smith vid is my fav maqwell vid, nice to see it shouted out
We gunna be back with that 1-0 win
Appreciate yo vids man. My w youtuber
As a Chelsea fan, I'm so disappointed in our team. Sometimes I'll ask my dad if he watched the latest game and he'll be like "aw, don't even bring that up."
“Pierre-Emerick Nothing Personal Aubameyang”💀
Chelsea is the friend that you give some loan for covering the basic needs but ends up spending the money for garbage
I’m so happy your wearing a Bologna kit
I really hope this video has jinxed Chelsea😂
Chelsea won 2 straight games after this video dropped 😂. COYB
@@IyaBangOkeBangthats only a small break from the torture bro