@@23ofSeptemberIt's a bad metaphor. The guy in video is trying to point out how unnecessarily complicated pleasing a woman is compared to man, kind of like how car washes are complicated.
He's right though. How many of us would kill to have an orgasm button? I seriously don't understand how girls through out history and now complain about not getting theirs, or it not being good enough. Like, seriously? You have a button. If things were going bad for us in bed with a chick, we would just make up for it by going nuclear on that button. 1:53, case an point.
@@D4RKBRU73 I get notified of channels I sub too, scroll through the comments, reply to what I like, and come back If I get replied too (maybe). Is that all right with you?
See, the first mistake was turning the lights off. Second, was making him get under the blanket (which looks like a nice, heavy, down comforter; where & how much, if you don't mind me asking?) and the bedsheet. The poor fella wasn't flyin' blind--- he was diving for clams on a cloudy, moon-less night. Any old salt will tell you, _"them's be the ideal conditions for drownin', yarrrrr..."_
You are incredibly talented (PERIOD)(.)! Im amazed at the level of talented acting I see in your work and all the rest of your crew. Such detailed acting.
And this is why one night stands are a nope lol And why married sex can and should be the BEST because you learn each other like the back of your hand through practice and safe communication ❤
As a bi woman, I can attest to the fact that it is definitely a skill, and many people that think they are qualified, are still apprentices... Men and women. Always an A for effort though. Lol. More women need to be vocal, and willing to teach their partners. 💘 Awesome skit! I love you guys together!
Especially since most like it a certain way, ive had a girl that only wanted her clit played with and another wanted a mix, communication is very important
yeah women are terrible with men too. The luck that they have is that even if they are terrible men can finish but that doesn't mean the run was enjoyable.
Genuine success usually involves a few failed attempts and a learning curve involving patience and communication. There was one who got it right the 1st try, but I think it was dumb luck more than anything. There was still room for improvement. Like a great game, it's ideally fun to play even before you discover the secrets and cheat codes.
If you don't want to be treated like a Magical Lamp (rubbed randomly while wishing for something extraordinary to come out), then, do the one thing that Objects don't : SPEAK. UP. YOUR. MIND !!!
It got to a point where I literally had to ask my first few times. The few women I had the experience with wouldn't say anything. Just expect you to know lol As if it's taught in school
Awesome! So on point with the nuances of cunnilingus. I learned from a 35 year old woman when I was 19. She told me to be slow and deliberate. You'll know when to center and speed up a little. The woman knew her body. God bless her. Anyway, hysterical as always, Nikki. Thanks for the laughs.
@@robmarsh918 Why? Why is a fulfilling sex Life with the person you want to have sex with creepy? They're both over age, responsible for their own choices. Sure it's a large gap, but as long as both consented, why creepy?
@@nicholashartmann4525 I’m in my late 30’s. And I obviously associate with people my age or older. And when the topic of age comes up in the context of dating and sex, every person agrees it feels incredibly gross and inappropriate to be intimate with someone that young. Legally, it’s fine, yes. But 19 is still a kid. I have clients who are 19 and 20 years old, and while I can acknowledge they are attractive, I see them as kids. The way they talk, the way they express themselves - even the most mature has that youthful sense to them, and that what makes it feel kinda gross. And my view isn’t just anecdotal. How much different do you think a 16 or 17 year old is developmentally from a 18 or 19 year old? The very reason it’s illegal to engage with underaged people intimately is because we know they lack full comprehension to give consent to an adult, and can be easily manipulated by one. That doesn’t magically change on their 18th birthday, dude. They are still young minded. Even college aged guys and girls can be manipulated by someone just 10 years older. And yes, I am that there are grown adults who are immature and young people who are very mature. However, as a mature minded adult knows very well the most mature youth is still not mature and can still be manipulated. It’s just a psychological and physiological fact. Saying things like “Oh it’s just age and they are both legally adults” just falls into the creep mentality of those who count down an attractive celebrities 18th birthday so they can openly drool over them without being shamed. It’s disgusting.
@@robmarsh918 I agree with everything you've said, but that really doesn't mean that it's creepy to engage in intercourse with that age gap if both want to. Even if it's easier to be manipulated, doesn't mean that you were. In fact most people I know genuinely would LIKE to have a sexual relationship with someone more mature than people their age. I don't find it gross or creepy at all, but maybe that's also a cultural thing. Here, it also isn't illegal to have sex with a minor so maybe just more open minded here (not saying that's necessarily a good thing, nor bad).
@@nicholashartmann4525 You said that just because it's easier to be manipulated, doesn't mean you were. You do realize you just justified statutory rape by saying that, right? Statutory rape is the nonforcible sexual interaction between an adult and a child, which means the child supposedly does "want" it to happen. The very reason it is illegal is because it is impossible to determine if the underaged person made the decision or if they did so to please the adult - are you not aware that an adult can manipulate a child without realizing they are doing it because of the completely unbalanced power dynamic? Therefore the same logic applies to someone who is 18 or 19. They are still developmentally young, so there is still equal likelihood they were coerced into sex since they are literally hardly any different from a teen mentally in their ability to make decisions, regulate their emotional impulses, and factor in future planning. Again, it just a developmental fact. Now, I am not one to disrespect a culture. But just because something is the norm in a culture does not make it right. No matter what culture it is, it is a CHILD. They are not fully developed mentally and it is just plain inappropriate; the power dynamic is completely one sided. Having sex with a child who is too young to genuinely consent is not "open-minded." It's predatory.
"I thought you left" LMAAAOOO ☠💀💀💀
Disgusting video. Not remotely funny.
Gotta admit, I've seen this dude in many skits now and I did not expect those abs
4real
Same, my bro.
They're make-up.
I'll rewatch it, didn't pay attention earlier haha
came looking for someone to say it lol
The way he took a deep breath before going under 😂
Yeah, normally it's gonna be your last intake of fresh air for a while.
Well, there’s always the danger of inhaling rotten tuna.
Extremely original, I must admit.
Hahahaha hilarious 😂😂
The fade to black with the noises was a brilliant touch. 🤣
He killed me with the beep beep tho 🤣
"beep beep"
"split the difference"
"It is JUST like a cars wash down there"
😆
''It is just like a car wash down here'' 🤣🤣
" I'm sorry, you were right.."
I don't get it. Why is it like a car wash?
@@23ofSeptember I think the joke is that it's not; and that Brent was just saying whatever first thoughts came out.
@23ofSeptember Because if you enter correctly, the rinse cycle starts. Lol
@@23ofSeptemberIt's a bad metaphor. The guy in video is trying to point out how unnecessarily complicated pleasing a woman is compared to man, kind of like how car washes are complicated.
"You think every girl I've been with has faked it just so I won't feel bad?"
The look she gives lmao, like "yeah thats we do!" 🤣
4 if the mood strikes hahahaha
1:17 I feel like I'm flying blind in the "trenches" 🤣
Its like a car wash 😆😆😆
Jesus! I never try one!
He's right though.
How many of us would kill to have an orgasm button?
I seriously don't understand how girls through out history and now complain about not getting theirs, or it not being good enough.
Like, seriously?
You have a button.
If things were going bad for us in bed with a chick, we would just make up for it by going nuclear on that button.
1:53, case an point.
This has to be the best Nikki ever done ..but I say that for every video ...I'm like a car wash as well 🤣🤣🤣
Pass.
@@thediaz07 what a big boss wow! like sly stalone! manly man
@@mrlucius57 ayyy
can confirm, its just a like a carwash
yea, how so?
Asking for a friend.
@@MR-nl8xr are you bored or why do i see you comment on literally *every* other comment in here
@@D4RKBRU73 I get notified of channels I sub too, scroll through the comments, reply to what I like, and come back If I get replied too (maybe).
Is that all right with you?
@@MR-nl8xr How dare you!
The trenches 😂
The "beep beep" at the beginning killed me
Hahaha brilliant ending, what an adventurous babe.
And she having one wagina....still very complex!
THE SLURPING NOISE HAHAH
It takes a big woman (with a big car wash "button") to admit she was wrong! 🤣🤣
Felating in Goldilocks, LOL
"I feel like i'm felating Goldilocks, first its too hard, then its too soft.." LOL didn't see that line coming
I thought you left😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"i thought you left" hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
what a great skit... as always, i'm impressed with the skills, knowledge, ability and talent with this group of creators !!!
Copy that General... 😂🤣
BEST VIDEO OF THE YEAR!!! That was hilarious!
"That was you" "oh..." lmao!!
See, the first mistake was turning the lights off. Second, was making him get under the blanket (which looks like a nice, heavy, down comforter; where & how much, if you don't mind me asking?) and the bedsheet. The poor fella wasn't flyin' blind--- he was diving for clams on a cloudy, moon-less night. Any old salt will tell you, _"them's be the ideal conditions for drownin', yarrrrr..."_
It's hot, dark, humid and hard to breath under the blanket....unless it's winter time, better avoid it.
Fr I feel the "keep moving and now I'm off the bed" part
Eh, a professional learns to deal. Regrettably I'm just an amateur 😅
If you know what you're doing you don't need to see anything.
@@ericwelsh4853That applies to driving also ?
@ericwelsh4853
Then why do blind people have dogs?
Flying blind in the trenches. 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I feel like I’m fellating Goldilocks” 🤣🤣🤣
It’s actually a pretty good analogy haha
LMAO 😂
Split the difference 😂
1:42 - TISS TIss Tiss tiss PAH PAh Pah pah 😂
THAT WAS THE BEST ENDING ANYONE HAS EVER MADE
Ok I figured she was going to check out the other side but I did NOT expect that ending. Well done.
Okay this might be one of the funniest ones I've seen. Great!
Great. Now I'll never be able to listen to the song "At the Car Wash" without losing it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"that's my leg"? LOL I guess.
The end is a killer, still laughing. :D :D :D
Got me laughing out loud at work!! Hilarious!
Brent rockin that summer bod
ROFL. That ending was perfect
Him: "Copy that general" ... 😂
" I thought you left". Literally cracked up 🤣
This woman is a legend
love the ending!
😂😂😂 I love that you pull Brent in there, he's so good!
She got me at Ashley furniture home store!!😂😂😂😂😂
You are incredibly talented (PERIOD)(.)! Im amazed at the level of talented acting I see in your work and all the rest of your crew. Such detailed acting.
I thought you left. That was you down there.😂😂😂😂😂😂. Another one of Nikki’s best…
Once again, Way too funny! What a hoot!!!!!!
And this is why one night stands are a nope lol
And why married sex can and should be the BEST because you learn each other like the back of your hand through practice and safe communication ❤
That also applies to people in long term relationships
I am in tears
Four things? 😂
It took me like 4 secs to realise...and then i was like "oooohhhhh..."😆
i don’t get it as well hahah
@@MariaFernandazz He means the "place where the sun don't shine"...if you catch my drift😉😆
As a bi woman, I can attest to the fact that it is definitely a skill, and many people that think they are qualified, are still apprentices... Men and women. Always an A for effort though. Lol.
More women need to be vocal, and willing to teach their partners. 💘
Awesome skit! I love you guys together!
Hey! Don't be a ho 😂
with two women, who gets blamed for it being bad?
Especially since most like it a certain way, ive had a girl that only wanted her clit played with and another wanted a mix, communication is very important
yeah women are terrible with men too. The luck that they have is that even if they are terrible men can finish but that doesn't mean the run was enjoyable.
Bi girl on a bi cycle.
Babe wake up new Nikki Howard just dropped
He needs a map of the terrain and instructions once he gets there.😂
Hysterical. So much talent in one person.
That look at 4 if the mood is right got me dead lol😂😂
I enjoyed the twist at the end. And the plug lol :D
😂That's my leg😂
Slurping brilliant!
This was a hilariously good documentary.
She’s so effing funny omg
Absolutely fantastic 😂😂😂
I love this channel, it is awesomely funny... carwash awesome!
This is so well written.
Him saying, "I've always been, like, just right", made me want porridge.
Car wash flaps😂
Excellent stuff, as always!
the strange noises LOL
LMAO it's JUST like a carwash down here
3:14 🤣🤣🤣
“Hello? “ Lmfaoo
I've had no complaints but now I don't know if that means anything lol
Genuine success usually involves a few failed attempts and a learning curve involving patience and communication. There was one who got it right the 1st try, but I think it was dumb luck more than anything. There was still room for improvement. Like a great game, it's ideally fun to play even before you discover the secrets and cheat codes.
It’s a race!…. And I finished first!…. Queen - We are the Champions!’…. 😜
Four if the mood strikes 😂
Just like a car wash 😂🤣😂
she is simply the best comedian on YT!
Please never change Nikki
Ugh I feel this on a spiritual level. Sexual compatibility cannot be compromised on 😂
Nikki, Nikki, Nikki...You have me laughing out loud all over again - Totally Real Life.
yoooo had to look it in the eye lmao
love the ending. :))
She's a Soundgarden fan. Respect!
If you don't want to be treated like a Magical Lamp (rubbed randomly while wishing for something extraordinary to come out), then, do the one thing that Objects don't : SPEAK. UP. YOUR. MIND !!!
Exactly. Can't expect people to instantly know what you specifically like
It got to a point where I literally had to ask my first few times. The few women I had the experience with wouldn't say anything. Just expect you to know lol As if it's taught in school
This is the funniest thing speechless lol
This is definitely one of the funniest videos you've produced!
“Four if the mood is right” 😮😅
That ending 😂
From now on I'm gonna look at washing my car in a whole new light.
Car washing will never be the same again. 🤣
Brilliant!
"Car wash...
Woikin' at the car wash yeah"
Yes I know, I'm a cunning linguist... : )
Awesome! So on point with the nuances of cunnilingus. I learned from a 35 year old woman when I was 19. She told me to be slow and deliberate. You'll know when to center and speed up a little. The woman knew her body. God bless her. Anyway, hysterical as always, Nikki. Thanks for the laughs.
Kinda creepy origin story for your skill set, but good for you, dude.
@@robmarsh918 Why? Why is a fulfilling sex Life with the person you want to have sex with creepy? They're both over age, responsible for their own choices. Sure it's a large gap, but as long as both consented, why creepy?
@@nicholashartmann4525 I’m in my late 30’s. And I obviously associate with people my age or older. And when the topic of age comes up in the context of dating and sex, every person agrees it feels incredibly gross and inappropriate to be intimate with someone that young. Legally, it’s fine, yes. But 19 is still a kid. I have clients who are 19 and 20 years old, and while I can acknowledge they are attractive, I see them as kids. The way they talk, the way they express themselves - even the most mature has that youthful sense to them, and that what makes it feel kinda gross.
And my view isn’t just anecdotal. How much different do you think a 16 or 17 year old is developmentally from a 18 or 19 year old? The very reason it’s illegal to engage with underaged people intimately is because we know they lack full comprehension to give consent to an adult, and can be easily manipulated by one. That doesn’t magically change on their 18th birthday, dude. They are still young minded. Even college aged guys and girls can be manipulated by someone just 10 years older.
And yes, I am that there are grown adults who are immature and young people who are very mature. However, as a mature minded adult knows very well the most mature youth is still not mature and can still be manipulated. It’s just a psychological and physiological fact.
Saying things like “Oh it’s just age and they are both legally adults” just falls into the creep mentality of those who count down an attractive celebrities 18th birthday so they can openly drool over them without being shamed. It’s disgusting.
@@robmarsh918 I agree with everything you've said, but that really doesn't mean that it's creepy to engage in intercourse with that age gap if both want to. Even if it's easier to be manipulated, doesn't mean that you were. In fact most people I know genuinely would LIKE to have a sexual relationship with someone more mature than people their age.
I don't find it gross or creepy at all, but maybe that's also a cultural thing. Here, it also isn't illegal to have sex with a minor so maybe just more open minded here (not saying that's necessarily a good thing, nor bad).
@@nicholashartmann4525 You said that just because it's easier to be manipulated, doesn't mean you were. You do realize you just justified statutory rape by saying that, right?
Statutory rape is the nonforcible sexual interaction between an adult and a child, which means the child supposedly does "want" it to happen. The very reason it is illegal is because it is impossible to determine if the underaged person made the decision or if they did so to please the adult - are you not aware that an adult can manipulate a child without realizing they are doing it because of the completely unbalanced power dynamic?
Therefore the same logic applies to someone who is 18 or 19. They are still developmentally young, so there is still equal likelihood they were coerced into sex since they are literally hardly any different from a teen mentally in their ability to make decisions, regulate their emotional impulses, and factor in future planning. Again, it just a developmental fact.
Now, I am not one to disrespect a culture. But just because something is the norm in a culture does not make it right. No matter what culture it is, it is a CHILD. They are not fully developed mentally and it is just plain inappropriate; the power dynamic is completely one sided. Having sex with a child who is too young to genuinely consent is not "open-minded." It's predatory.
so true so true so true
Flying blind in the trenches lol
The trenches😂😂😂😂
I have to apologise it is just like a car wash, classic.
haahah! Loved the ending!
I is not , it is the place to be ! Iff you can come !!
I like the Soundgarden shirt
good to know u have a
podcast!!!!
Loved it!
0:37 - No, that's a different sketch!