One night, around 3, my husband and I both got up to use the bathroom. We didn’t realize that we were both up and walking in our hall. It’s pitch black mind you. When we bumped into each other we screamed so loud! I’m still laughing about it ten years later 😂😂😂
@Jannik100 of course it is. You can be happy with someone and doesn't mean you need to sleep in the same bed as them every night. What matters is you make the relationship work and that could mean sleeping in the same bed sometimes or never; every situation is different.
You're not in a real relationship until you legit wake up absolutely furious in the middle of the night because your spouse won't share the bed correctly.
😂 I busted out laughing when she literally rolled up on him and started throwing hands! Rewinded it a few times and laughed harder each time I watched it!
Reminds me of my ex that would sleep talk full nonsense sentences Sometimes she would be super angry and I couldn't tell if she was about to hit me or something It was like hearing an angry toddler talk whenwver she was sleeping lol
Yes me and my guy recently bought a king. When I first moved in with him he had a queen and he's like 6'4 and can take up all the space... We are both starfish sleepers at times so like sharing a bed was just miserable.
My husband and I have 2 super queen sized beds pushed together to make one giant bed. Complete with Expensive pillows, Light blocking drapes, and the highest decibel blocking ear plugs, so I don't hear nim snore. It's perfection. After 20 years together, we have learned that you should never compromise your sleep.
Yeah, my favourite skill is catching myself half a second or less before I fall over the side after being squeezed to the edge😂... Or even better, when actually falling, bracing properly to avoid head injuries 😂😂😂😂
It remind's me of the first time sleeping with my husband. I had all the covers and did not know it until I woke up and saw him coverless. I felt so bad.
I have to get up around 5am to go to work lol. I don’t play these games with my girl. As soon as she starts taking the covers and try to take over the bed, I go right to the spare room and lay down. Then she wake up later and ask me why did I leave the bedroom. Also, we can’t watch any scary movies at night. She will literally swing in her sleep like something is chasing her 😂.
I remember my ex asking that same f*cking question and after explaining that I needed sleep TO GO TO WORK, she would come up with some of the most crazy conspiracy stories to say I was cheating on her; yea, she had issues; wish her well.
The last woman I slept with I was too comfortable, didn't even want to go to work. I was about to hit her up to see what mattress she has but I know she hates me now😂😂😂
Sounds interesting. I would recommend you get on eof those mattresses that has extra padding on the front, thoses are the most comfortable. YOUR WELCOME
Oh yeah....my girlfriend has Progressive MS and her legs don't stop convulsing throughout the night! Consider yourself BEAT! (wish i was joking....sighh)
oh yeah well my girlfriend has rabbies and she bites my balls as hard as she can as soon as I fall asleep. Every single night. I should've known better than to date a racoon.
I always tended to think that things like restless leg syndrome were imaginary things in the mind of unwell people. Good Lord, was I wrong. It is terrible. It is the worst part of withdrawing from drugs, IMO.
I punched my wife in my sleep once, had one of those dreams where I was in a fight and my punches were all weak and useless then I woke up after feeling my real arm move and she was staring at me with her hand on her face 😅 In retrospect it was kinda hilarious but I was apologizing for like a week
I had a girlfriend that wanted to cuddle in the middle of the night so she threw her leg over me and kneed me square in the nuts lol. Not the best way to be woken up 🤣
I have legit mental trama from years of blankets being yanked off me. It literally causes me rage just thinking about it. But my wife and I have seperate blankets now, so that helps I guess.
My wife has had a lot of sleep walking episodes over the years. I am totally used to the shenanigans now. We have a king size bed with lots of blankets...works wonders.
Hooooleeee shiz I just had a realization. I think I stayed in my first long term relationship for going on 17 years because subconsciously I didn't want to have to go through that again.
Wife and I have been married almost 30 years. We haven't slept in the same bed for 29 of those years for similar reasons in this video! This vid brings out bad/funny memories😅
I found out sleeping on my back without a pillow helped me breathe easier, compared to having a pillow - same principle as CPR, when you lean your head back your airway opens up. If your head is raised on a pillow, it closes the airway a bit. Doesn't apply to side sleeping of course
@3:20....I sprayed my coffee across my desktop....laughing. I think Nikki is a fucking genius! The physicality, Legit ACTING/Comedic chops; always MAKES me laugh! It's like watching Lucille Ball from a bygone era....the physicality. Props to her co-star; deft POVs, editing, the soundtrack.....great stuff, per usual.
Damn, this is so darn true. Totally on the mark. It starts as little girls jumping into Dad’s bed in the middle of the night and stealing blankets and pillows (not to use but to kick off the bed on their side), turning sideways in their sleep to kick you in the back and face while shoving you to the edge of the bed, and finally launching a leg over your side or an arm, elbow first, into and over your face. My 6 year old brutally destroyed me in the middle of the night, when I’m most vulnerable, and I’m 5 times bigger and heavier than her. All that, and it continues as women grow up, yet snore a bit because of sinuses one night and adult women will either leave (early in a relationship) or kick you out of bed to the guest room (much later in a more solid relationship). Such a reaction to snoring isn’t reciprocated if she’s the snorer because WOMEN “NEVER” SNORE!!! Anyway. This skit is spot on, which makes it super funny!!!
3:50 I'm starting to think the *most* toxic people use the term gaslight just to manipulate their partners. If your therapist says somebody is abusive, manipulative, and gaslighting then sure, but lay people use the words whenever people disagree and are trying to defend themselves
This gave me such anxiety! My ex used to snore, steal the blankets, kick me, and whack me in the face. 🤦🏻♀️ We slept on different floors most of the marriage. 😂
Had an ex needing to sleep with a white noise machine that takes away from my sleep, and she takes a long time to fall asleep so she's always rustling around and takes me out from entry to sleep. I've only seen her on Thursdays and she wanted to do another day she was available and so I said, 'it's unfortunate that's the day I have to wake up early for to go into the office, we can't.'
It's just the habits we all develop as kids and young adults when they sleep alone in a bed😂 (At least, the first couple problems before to gets insane, lmao) It took me years to sleep-train my husband not to shift to lying completely diagonally across the bed within two hours of falling asleep, lol. I used to wake up on a tiny triangle of bed up near my pillow, and actually fell off a couple times! I couldn't complain though, because he's such a lovely guy! AND he never has "stinky man pillow"...eugh, I wonder what the heck causes that!?
@@alexren1948 He doesn't have that problem, no worries. But not everyone can get the stink out with just frequent washing, maybe because sometimes soap can get left behind in fabric,which can paradoxically hold onto bacteria, oils and stink. Personally, I suggest a borax soak for persistently stinky stuff!
Yep. I remember the time the lady I live with kept crowding my side of the bed. I finally gave up and just moved to her side of the bed so that I could get some sleep. That story has been told a few times over the years!
We never share blankets. Not only does she do this shit, but she loves the heavy fluffy ugg comforters, and I just prefer a thick blanket. I still constantly struggle to get her blanket off of me as she rolls around, it's so goddamn heavy I hate it.
Ha ha - have experienced all those with wives and girlfriends. And more - - for example, you left out the spasmodic twitching gal syndrome! It's a Red flag / Deal breaker! 😂 😅
I lost it when she went into full mount and started with the ground and pound
The sound effects really sold it for me.
same 🤣🤣
I lost it when he tried to use the blanket as a guard. But I turbo'd when the full mount came in.
Like as if nothing happned.
If the bed is ever shaped like an octagon, it's time to throw in the blanket.
Gaslighting 😂
An eye wink and a "Let me make it up to you" from a woman is more powerful than a Men in Black Neuralyzer.
I would have liked this comment if it wasn't already at the perfect amount...
Lol ikr 😅
Never trust a women that says let me make it up to you… highest expectations followed by higher failure everytime.
Lord forbid she reaches out with her hand to stroke your face whilst maintaining eye contact.
meh not realy, if you re not sexually obsessed
This is why my husband and I have our own blankets, it has helped our marriage immensely.
The double blanket is so necessary
And a king sized bed.
Precisely.
I never understood why you Americans actually do that.
We have like 25 blankets and I still steal all of his it’s so warm and cozy 🥰
One night, around 3, my husband and I both got up to use the bathroom. We didn’t realize that we were both up and walking in our hall. It’s pitch black mind you. When we bumped into each other we screamed so loud! I’m still laughing about it ten years later 😂😂😂
Really nice very wholesome. Thank you for sharing
😂😂😂
😂😂❤
Been married for decades. King size bed for starters. Both partners should also have an alternate bed, in another room. Trust me.
You speak of the path of happiness.
Separate blankets to start
So this is a thing?
@Jannik100 of course it is. You can be happy with someone and doesn't mean you need to sleep in the same bed as them every night. What matters is you make the relationship work and that could mean sleeping in the same bed sometimes or never; every situation is different.
This is the way.
You're not in a real relationship until you legit wake up absolutely furious in the middle of the night because your spouse won't share the bed correctly.
Facts
Imagine getting married 💀
@@percival8193sheesh
Oh, just wait until you have kids and they jump into bed and sleep at strange angles.
Bruh 🤦🏾♂️ lost track of how many times I said f it and just went to play cod on the couch and slept out there
😂 I busted out laughing when she literally rolled up on him and started throwing hands! Rewinded it a few times and laughed harder each time I watched it!
Reminds me of my ex that would sleep talk full nonsense sentences
Sometimes she would be super angry and I couldn't tell if she was about to hit me or something
It was like hearing an angry toddler talk whenwver she was sleeping lol
The best thing my wife and I ever bought was a king sized bed!
Yes me and my guy recently bought a king. When I first moved in with him he had a queen and he's like 6'4 and can take up all the space... We are both starfish sleepers at times so like sharing a bed was just miserable.
Yeah, but where did you sleep?
@@ovenman2004 On the edge of course
I bought an Alaskan mattress because of this!
Still doesn't work, she's always on my side, if I get up to use the bathroom, I literally have to move her over
My husband and I have 2 super queen sized beds pushed together to make one giant bed. Complete with Expensive pillows, Light blocking drapes, and the highest decibel blocking ear plugs, so I don't hear nim snore. It's perfection. After 20 years together, we have learned that you should never compromise your sleep.
This must be why married couples had twin beds in the fifties. 😂
he tries to make it work....she quits immediately....sounds about right
yoooooooooooooooooooooo ahahahahaa true
But she didn't fart 😂
Nikki is the only UA-camr I know who doesn't go around harassing people or making a fool outta themselves.
@@nateufc9807 Tons of UA-camrs don't do that, good grief. smh But Nikki is the bomb, I'll agree with you there!
@@Cosmo-Kramer my favorite video is when the stimulus check hits. They were bragging about being rich
Sleeping in one bed with someone gives you some impressive reflexes. I once sensed a blanket slipping off of me and grabbed it through my sleep.
Yeah, my favourite skill is catching myself half a second or less before I fall over the side after being squeezed to the edge😂... Or even better, when actually falling, bracing properly to avoid head injuries 😂😂😂😂
I've been in this situation and it always winds up with her not being able to handle it. The moment it gets hard to deal with, they leave.
It remind's me of the first time sleeping with my husband. I had all the covers and did not know it until I woke up and saw him coverless. I felt so bad.
Would so wake you up if that happened. I don't know why people don't.
@@cyrusoli could never. I feel so bad
I throw an extra comforter on her side, then she never feels the need to steal, lol
This was perfect! So accurate! Now she should do a video called "Sleeping with your dog" where she goes through the same crap lol.
I have to get up around 5am to go to work lol. I don’t play these games with my girl. As soon as she starts taking the covers and try to take over the bed, I go right to the spare room and lay down. Then she wake up later and ask me why did I leave the bedroom.
Also, we can’t watch any scary movies at night. She will literally swing in her sleep like something is chasing her 😂.
Night Terrors are brutal, brother. lol.
I remember my ex asking that same f*cking question and after explaining that I needed sleep TO GO TO WORK, she would come up with some of the most crazy conspiracy stories to say I was cheating on her; yea, she had issues; wish her well.
@@MR-nl8xr 😂
The last woman I slept with I was too comfortable, didn't even want to go to work. I was about to hit her up to see what mattress she has but I know she hates me now😂😂😂
Sounds interesting.
I would recommend you get on eof those mattresses that has extra padding on the front, thoses are the most comfortable. YOUR WELCOME
Lmaooooo
Lmaoooo
😂 what did you?
Do it anyways bro lmao
This has nothing on my girlfriend and her restless leg syndrome... NOTHING I tell you. LOL
Oh yeah....my girlfriend has Progressive MS and her legs don't stop convulsing throughout the night! Consider yourself BEAT! (wish i was joking....sighh)
Restless leg syndrome is annoying as fuck, i suffer from this too.
oh yeah well my girlfriend has rabbies and she bites my balls as hard as she can as soon as I fall asleep. Every single night. I should've known better than to date a racoon.
I always tended to think that things like restless leg syndrome were imaginary things in the mind of unwell people.
Good Lord, was I wrong. It is terrible. It is the worst part of withdrawing from drugs, IMO.
Tramadol, tramadol baby, it'll get rid of that annoying restless leg syndrome. It's the worst
Your videos are SO real - this is actually what happens. It seems like you have a TON of fun making these, I hope that is true.
This is why I sleep with a safety pillow on the floor beside the bed, and a backup blanket on standby 🤣
haha, was not expecting that punch out session.. hilarious!
'Let me make it up to you tonight.' The pout. The smile. The tears of laughter running down my face.
The face smack with the arm got me😂
That beatdown was hilarious
I punched my wife in my sleep once, had one of those dreams where I was in a fight and my punches were all weak and useless then I woke up after feeling my real arm move and she was staring at me with her hand on her face 😅
In retrospect it was kinda hilarious but I was apologizing for like a week
I'm surprised you lived to tell the tale brother 😂.
Bro I headbutted an ex once in a fight dream, turned out her head was built for it 😂
I know the ones you are talking about, it's like you're punching air.
The mind is a powerful thing.
I had a girlfriend that wanted to cuddle in the middle of the night so she threw her leg over me and kneed me square in the nuts lol. Not the best way to be woken up 🤣
My last girlfriend was exactly like this in bed. Minus the punching 😂 You just have to stand your ground in bed!
Aggressive rear chokehold scissor leg cuddle.
that's something I'll never know....
I have legit mental trama from years of blankets being yanked off me. It literally causes me rage just thinking about it. But my wife and I have seperate blankets now, so that helps I guess.
Nikki, your stuff needs to be made into a TV series. The production quality reminded me of “Louie.” It’s too hilarious, and it seriously is that good!
I love your videos, girl! This one made me laugh so much!
My wife has had a lot of sleep walking episodes over the years. I am totally used to the shenanigans now. We have a king size bed with lots of blankets...works wonders.
Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 when Nikki beat the crap out of the poor boy 👍👍
For real though. That was so hilarious. Still laughing.
I wanna see the blooper reel on this one.
The face smack... Too real 😂
Hooooleeee shiz I just had a realization. I think I stayed in my first long term relationship for going on 17 years because subconsciously I didn't want to have to go through that again.
She threw some mean hands in a flash there 😂😂😂
Think I’ve watched like 10 of these in a row. Funny as hell
Wife and I have been married almost 30 years. We haven't slept in the same bed for 29 of those years for similar reasons in this video!
This vid brings out bad/funny memories😅
Wow thats kinda sad
@@kyos8462 That's genius!
wait wtf
@@kyos8462 why is it sad?
Srsly wtf
3:18 She Punched Him
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
if someone is snoring, just clap your hands loudly once. It will wake them up while allowing them to fall asleep immediately afterwards
Nah. You don't fall asleep immediately after a hand clap every 10 minutes. Separate bedrooms. Only way.
I found out sleeping on my back without a pillow helped me breathe easier, compared to having a pillow - same principle as CPR, when you lean your head back your airway opens up. If your head is raised on a pillow, it closes the airway a bit.
Doesn't apply to side sleeping of course
@3:20....I sprayed my coffee across my desktop....laughing. I think Nikki is a fucking genius! The physicality, Legit ACTING/Comedic chops; always MAKES me laugh! It's like watching Lucille Ball from a bygone era....the physicality. Props to her co-star; deft POVs, editing, the soundtrack.....great stuff, per usual.
That first slap to the eye! 😂 I was like "Dayum!" 🤣🤣🤣
The first time I stayed at my partners house she stole my blanket and I went to the store and bought another one. Never had that problem again
different blankets helps a lot
The only thing missing was the random sleep talking at random moments in the night. Other than that so insanely accurate
You are a legend, Nikki.
Sleeping with the jeans on? And quite sunny for a night at 1:09 x)
This is me with my BF, but I'm the guy in this 😂
😂🤣Nikki throwing those bones 🤜🤕
Lol my wife an i have ALWAYS used seperate blankets on top of the one we use together
Damn, this is so darn true. Totally on the mark. It starts as little girls jumping into Dad’s bed in the middle of the night and stealing blankets and pillows (not to use but to kick off the bed on their side), turning sideways in their sleep to kick you in the back and face while shoving you to the edge of the bed, and finally launching a leg over your side or an arm, elbow first, into and over your face. My 6 year old brutally destroyed me in the middle of the night, when I’m most vulnerable, and I’m 5 times bigger and heavier than her. All that, and it continues as women grow up, yet snore a bit because of sinuses one night and adult women will either leave (early in a relationship) or kick you out of bed to the guest room (much later in a more solid relationship). Such a reaction to snoring isn’t reciprocated if she’s the snorer because WOMEN “NEVER” SNORE!!! Anyway. This skit is spot on, which makes it super funny!!!
This one...... it reaaally made me laugh! Thank you!!
2:16 -"I am very bendy"
That would be follow with.
-"I KNOW! THAT IS WHY IAM IN PAIN!".
Seperat duvet!
Nikki is just the best on this planet.
"let me make it upto you tonight" is the perfect getaway card for all crimes committed...
I swear these are the most ACCURATE skits
3:19 I was like OMG!!! It's Nikita from femme fatale😂😂😂
Separate beds. Separate rooms. Sleep is the most important thing!
Nailed it! Best one yet. This reminds me of those days...😂
After Nikki punched him out, I realized comfortable beds were all the rage.
Here on Scandinavia, we sleep with different comforters.
... ideally in different beds.
Everyone needs their own room.
Yep this is quite right. My wife literally pushes me to the edge of the bed regularly.
03:10 that jump scare is straight from horror movies 😮😂
Too true. Need separate beds like in 1960s TV shows.
3:50 I'm starting to think the *most* toxic people use the term gaslight just to manipulate their partners. If your therapist says somebody is abusive, manipulative, and gaslighting then sure, but lay people use the words whenever people disagree and are trying to defend themselves
It's called "therapy speak" and it's ironically a form of abuse😅
Freekin hilarious! Our life, too! Separate rooms work, too.😉
Think I woke up my neighbor I laughed so hard on the 3rd sleep attempt
This gave me such anxiety! My ex used to snore, steal the blankets, kick me, and whack me in the face. 🤦🏻♀️ We slept on different floors most of the marriage. 😂
How long did it take for you to realize she wasn't really asleep when she did that to you?
@@robertdevoy3119 😂 He still wants me to come back, probably so he can get in a few more whacks. I sleep blissfully alone now....
You forgot the clinger. Everytime you roll over or move they reattach themselves in the front or back spoon when you want space lol
The ground-and-pound got me 🤣🤣🤣
I like this girl and her acting and sense humor. Yeah....I think i love her
Had an ex needing to sleep with a white noise machine that takes away from my sleep, and she takes a long time to fall asleep so she's always rustling around and takes me out from entry to sleep. I've only seen her on Thursdays and she wanted to do another day she was available and so I said, 'it's unfortunate that's the day I have to wake up early for to go into the office, we can't.'
Relatable... especially when you live with your girlfriend full time
Dang how you do me dirty like that?! 😂
This video is hysterical...LOL " Let me make it up to u wink, wink.." 😂😂
Thanks for giving tips
Now I'm ready
night three with the ground and pound move was the best!
Thank you for excluding the subtitles
When Nikki started pounding 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I've heard old couples say sleeping in separate beds helped save their marriage 😂
This is the funniesg skit youve ever made. I am hyena laughing
OMG…this is genius and freakin’ hilarious.
Honestly, bunk beds is a great option. Gotta get that CPAP machine in there somehow.
It's just the habits we all develop as kids and young adults when they sleep alone in a bed😂
(At least, the first couple problems before to gets insane, lmao)
It took me years to sleep-train my husband not to shift to lying completely diagonally across the bed within two hours of falling asleep, lol.
I used to wake up on a tiny triangle of bed up near my pillow, and actually fell off a couple times!
I couldn't complain though, because
he's such a lovely guy!
AND he never has "stinky man pillow"...eugh,
I wonder what the heck causes that!?
Sweat/drool/oil produced from his hair. Just rmb to wash pillow n case more often that should help
@@alexren1948 He doesn't have that problem, no worries. But not everyone can get the stink out with just frequent washing, maybe because sometimes soap can get left behind in fabric,which can paradoxically hold onto bacteria, oils and stink.
Personally, I suggest a borax soak for persistently stinky stuff!
I’m not sure how you got the footage of how my wife sleeps, but…. 100% accurate.
Hahahaha she takes the blanket and not even sleeping in it
Lmao her swing we’re on point tho 😂
Yep. I remember the time the lady I live with kept crowding my side of the bed. I finally gave up and just moved to her side of the bed so that I could get some sleep. That story has been told a few times over the years!
When i say it can't get worse it gets worse😂😂
We never share blankets. Not only does she do this shit, but she loves the heavy fluffy ugg comforters, and I just prefer a thick blanket. I still constantly struggle to get her blanket off of me as she rolls around, it's so goddamn heavy I hate it.
This was very funny well done
Definitely going to get 1 million views very soon.
This is the funniest one ive seen so far lol.
I fucking lost it when she started beating the shit out of him lmfao.
GOOD NEWS! There's more than 1 blanket in the world hahaha!
The therapy bills about to get expensive.
That's me most accurate video I've seen in my entire life
😂 he got her back with him snoreing n farting
We are both big so we bought an emperor bed…like seven feet across….and we still tussle over the quilt😂
Ha ha - have experienced all those with wives and girlfriends. And more - - for example, you left out the spasmodic twitching gal syndrome! It's a Red flag / Deal breaker! 😂 😅
I NEVER saw that left coming.....