I live in Dundee and there is literally nothing to do. 150,000 people and not a single event for months until the tourists eventually come in, gentrify the coastal areas and then leave after realizing it's a council estate dump with nothing in it. I'm dying of boredom.
Could you PLEASE explain these to me a bit more. Love your work. I don't want a shout out or anything just please explain the land that is the UK to a humble Baltimore goblin. #Baltimore will one day kill me and everything within it.
As an Oxfordian, I am forever grateful that you choose to slander us and our country properly rather than just using the same jokes about Britain as a whole over and over again.
@@smaaht2531 that’s more accurate, don’t forget every cretin floods the beaches and parks and then it hails while it’s sunny af outside. Or like we had yesterday rain and hail then sunlight and hail
Also: Place too hot/cold/rainy Corrupt af/full of scams Place which treats the country like Kyoto treats Japan More tourists than locals Place with smugglers/addicts Place where people are loose/and or/kinky af Too religious/communist/capitalist
I was born on a Dublin street where the Royal drums they'd beat And the loving English feet they went all over us And every single night when me da' would came home tight He'd invite the neighbors out with this chorus Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra Come tell us how you slew them old Arabs two by two Like the Zulus they had spears, bows and arrows How brave you faced one with your 16-pounder gun And you frightened them natives to their marrow Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra Come let us hear you tell how you slandered great Parnell When you fought them well and truly persecuted Where are the sneers and jeers that you loudly let us hear When our leaders of sixteen were executed? Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra
Wales' wasn't mean haha. We had like the least aggressive meme on the whole video lmao. I'll take a sheep shagging joke over the majority of the others any day xD
oh wow, someone that made a UK slander and didn't just focus entirely on England but on Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland since they are also in the union? Now that is very rare
As somebody who goes to Uni in Brighton this is completely accurate. I have been into town and seen: a guy on a pennyfarthing playing an accordion, a guy dressed as a snowman dancing outside the little Sainsbury’s, and numerous kids walking around in anime cosplay. So yes very accurate take.
Edinburgh is just posh medieval Brighton, the locals aren't as weird but definitely got a few Harry Potter and goth anime character looking asses walking around
I'm from Sheffield and once I said that I didn't like Arctic Monkeys. I was beaten up, shot, stabbed, called a Wanker, and thrown in jail where they also played Arctic Monkeys 24/7.
Honestly, I can’t even begin to describe the happiness I feel when this county gets the slightest bit of recognition lmao. It happens so rarely that I often forget there are people outside of the south west that are aware of our existence.
My dad embraces our Scottish heritage much more than the rest of us do, and he occasionally plays his bagpipes downstairs. However, he only ever plays Alba an Aigh. I asked him why, and his response was "Because all other highlands music reminds me of when you brought that stupid recorder home from school."
As a Polish migrant to the UK who has lived here for almost a decade, I can confirm that all of this is hilariously true and my jaw is in pain from the intense smiling i did from all the jokes
as a cornish person.. this is so true 😭 they always tryna tell me about our history as if i’m going to be absolutely astonished that we mined coal like 100 years ago
I wish all slander vids were edited like this. Faster music and no more ill-fitting powerpuff girls, transitions and clips sped up so they match up with music, not a bunch of excessive white or weird crops, this should be the example of what Slander vids should be.
Virgin Twitter British "jokes": - Repeats the bad teeth joke despite Americans having much worse dental healthcare - Only memes one part of the UK - Has the same 3 jokes on loop - Boring and repetitive Chad this video: - Actually accurate to how British people are - Memes every part of Britain equally showing high relatability - A vast array of jokes - Hilarious and enjoyable
@@GiornoGiovannaGangstar as an Brit who has only ever been to 3 cities in the west Midlands my entire life and has never even got within a 1000 mile distance of the North, I can confirm the Belfast one is true
What im learning from these videos is that every country has a place where people date their cousins, a ppace where there is just chaos and a place with nothing in it
As a Somerset lad I can clarify that this is 100% accurate. I’m just disappointed that you didn’t include us running on thatchers haze and texico coffee
I was born in Basingstoke, but moved to Australia when I was 4, so I don't remember anything about Basingstoke or the UK. But I feel like I just learned everything I needed to know in three and a half minutes. Than you.
Yh that’s actually the reason why people bombed shit. Everyone outside Belfast started to disintegrate because people were forgetting they existed. So they had to do something to get noticed
@@blizzardgaming7070 it's a decent place to live if you don't mind the 24/7 rainfall, the amount of loicenses you needed, don't talk to anyone, be shanked ATLEAST 5 times a day, and be on a 3 year waiting list after you lost two kidneys.
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I feel like this was made by someone in the uk bc it’s not kinda racist like a lot of these things it’s just funny I’m from the uk too and Skegness is a fucking shit hole no joke 😂
"Cornwall mfers explaining to me their extensive and interesting history" As an almost fully cornish person who fucking hates this place, you've earned my like. We think we're pirates, but we're just semi-aquatic hillbillys
some of the people can be annoying but nah cornwall really is the nicest place to live in the uk. i dont think anyone thinks theyre a pirate lmao except maybe the cornish pirates
More of a north vs south, city vs city. Everywhere else it’s fine. It’s just banter anyway nothin serious lol every town, city, village has a different accent/dialect so we mostly laugh at eachother for how we say things different. When it comes to football is where it gets violent tho… 😂
Nah we don't hate each other just enjoy mocking each other and ourselves. Truth is the UK is small so many of these places are pretty similar and most people have been to a lot of them, settlements are far less isolated than the usa.
@@rubyy.7374 ^ what he said. If you were to take all the greatest warrior peoples from European history (vikings, Romans etc) and put them all together, that’s pretty much how the UK and the Anglo-Saxon lineage came to be. It’s why the UK has typically been so good at fighting wars… and conquering 26% of the world, of course.
@@rubyy.7374 Families never really moved around much between generations compared to places like the United States which have seen tons of immigration and population spread across the continent.
I just spend 10 days trying to explain to Americans the different parts of Britain and their subcultures. This 2 minute video did a far better job than I did
But you got to speak to Americans. Those things in their mouths are called teeth. Some English may be shocked by that. But either way it’s a jolly good break from the English what what.
Been living in England for about 11 years now, and lived in a lot of these places, while also visiting family all around the country, and I’ve never seen something more accurate in my life. Essex had me dying
As a lad in the posh land I can confirm there is alot of trees, also the place where there are probaly either 2nd or 3rd in the amount of old people living there.
As someone from Lincolnshire, I can confirm that most people don't know what the fuck to do when they see a minority, and Skegness rains all the damned time.
I'm from Manchester, and you're completely spot on that all of us Mancunians consider being Mancunian to be an integral part of our identity. Also, the only song people ever play here is Wonderwall because it's by Oasis and it's like "culture" or something despite nobody here knowing more than one song (Wonderwall) that Oasis made
@@johnwhittington2998 Big Johnny, we also invented "getting your teeth kicked in by a group of 50-something year olds for wearing a blue shirt in the wrong part of town" it's not something to be proud of
@MI6 we aren’t even as big as a demographic compared to south Asian in the UK but y’all always go googling “how many blacks live in the uk” every bloody week. Jobless behaviour honestly.
As a Northern Irish person, I was cursed with being mistaken for Irish. It happens so much after moving away and the effort of explaining the difference is so much that I often just say I'm Irish instead. _That's a controversial decision too._
@@MoffGideon339 No. There's a non-negligible cultural and genetic difference. Northern Irish has a lot of influence from all the settlers placed there to increase loyalty in the past, which is why that part is what voted to stay. On average, we're about 50% Irish and 25% British. I couldn't find any statistics for Ireland itself, to compare with, that used terms I understood...
as a Leeds resident I can confirm I am suffering from crippling insomnia and cannot leave my house due to aneurysm-inducing migraines thanks to the shitty bad boy chiller crew that is constantly on.
as a cornish person.. this is so true 😭 they always tryna tell me about our history as if i’m going to be absolutely astonished that we mined coal like 100 years agoas a cornish person.. this is so true 😭 they always tryna tell me about our history as if i’m going to be absolutely astonished that we mined coal like 100 years agovas a cornish person.. this is so true 😭 they always tryna tell me about our history as if i’m going to be absolutely astonished that we mined coal like 100 years agoas a cornish person.. this is so true 😭 they always tryna tell me about our history as if i’m going to be absolutely astonished that we mined coal like 100 years ago
I've read a bit about it, supposedly at some point a group of germans took over sealand (to run some strange fake passport scheme, i think) and these CHADS took their territory back with the help of a group of armed sailors? That's truly a gamer move.
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its the music bro. perfectly timed clips too
Congrats!
I've watched this video like 5 times, it's mad funny
I've been watching this while making my pasta :)
Don;t live in the UK but the ones I am familiar with cracked me up
My 82 year old Nan just moved down to Dorset, lowering the average age significantly.
the average age is 45 now
Made me chuckle
facts
BREAKING NEWS: The age range in Dorset has gone down from 116 to 84
As a Dorset Resident I thank your young nan for helping our county out
As someone from Leicester, it's indescribable how you can have a city of over 350,000 with fuck-all to do
No there is one thing to do in Leicester and it is to leave
@@a_chillbacon that's just a part of the life cycle of an average Leicester resident
@@a_chillbacon That's exactly what I did
Fr only thing you have is a king u stole
I live in Dundee and there is literally nothing to do. 150,000 people and not a single event for months until the tourists eventually come in, gentrify the coastal areas and then leave after realizing it's a council estate dump with nothing in it. I'm dying of boredom.
If anyone outside the UK watches this, just know this is the most truthful compilation yet, everything was true
I hope you are telling the truth
@@Jamie_Crosby Genuinely true, these are all the stereotypes of the country and they're all correct
@@Jamie_Crosby Yep, they are exactly true. It was all true.
leeds is exactly correct
@@bobthebuilder4345 Birmingham one too
I’m South African of English descent. My ancestors came from Birmingham. I told this to a girl I met from the UK said to me, “I’m sorry”.
Tragic
It’s over
Nah honestly I come from Surrey and live in Birmingham for uni and it's not as bad as everyone says it is
@@ari638you are right it’s ten times fucking worse 😂😂😂
@@ari638I can't even be in Surrey or Sussex now bc of trauma from there
Is extremely spot on a capturing the nuances of UK culture
Could you PLEASE explain these to me a bit more. Love your work. I don't want a shout out or anything just please explain the land that is the UK to a humble Baltimore goblin. #Baltimore will one day kill me and everything within it.
Why the fuck do I find you on every 10th video I watch
Really? How would you know?
@@NUFCOfficial is this addressed to me or Gi?
no literally why the fuck are you just everywhere?
These videos have went from taking the piss out of places to providing a-level factual information
they're great case studies
I would personally love to see you make fun of my place, Texas
@@KRUSH-R do we even have to try, currently?
I am surprised there was no south-towns listed
@@DustMug If you don’t have to try then it should make an awesome meme. Would love to see it.
And they try say british people don't have culture
Dolan my beloved 🦆
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@@corbynite I see your ratio, and ratio your ratio. 🧠
As an Oxfordian, I am forever grateful that you choose to slander us and our country properly rather than just using the same jokes about Britain as a whole over and over again.
Not a single thing in this is wrong, this is simply how Britain works
The only thing missing is constant rain
@@VoidHynx no we get like 1 sunny week a year and everyone goes fucking mental
@@smaaht2531 that’s more accurate, don’t forget every cretin floods the beaches and parks and then it hails while it’s sunny af outside. Or like we had yesterday rain and hail then sunlight and hail
@@VoidHynx yeah but yesterday there were a few small storms in uk, one went directly above my house.
@@smaaht2531 no these days we usually get really hot summers and rain the rest of the year
Every country has:
The incestuous place
The racist place
The non-existent place
The place where everyone has an unintelligible accent
Also:
Place too hot/cold/rainy
Corrupt af/full of scams
Place which treats the country like Kyoto treats Japan
More tourists than locals
Place with smugglers/addicts
Place where people are loose/and or/kinky af
Too religious/communist/capitalist
the incestuous place is virginia
racist place is alabama
non-existent place is wyoming
and the unintelligible accent place is new york
Turns out with the UK it’s the whole thing
In Denmark we don't have the racist place since we're all pretty racist.
And a rich place, where locals can't understand the problems of the rest of the country
P.s. No negative, just pointed stereotypes
This is spot on from start to finish. I feel like this should be on the US curriculum in schools to help them understand the UK properly
Why would anyone want to understand that shithole?
As a brit I agree, Americans don't understand the UK
Every 20 miles in Britain is like a different country
@@agenttrash1226 we prefer you know less
Agreed, as an American I learned so much from this video. Also had a good laugh too lol.
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As an Irish person yes all we get taught about northern Ireland is the troubles and how bad of a place it was to live 😭
"was"
There is no was mate, we are still a fucking shit hole.
It's not that bad, lived here my whole life and I turned out great 🙂....
*is to live
I was born on a Dublin street where the Royal drums they'd beat
And the loving English feet they went all over us
And every single night when me da' would came home tight
He'd invite the neighbors out with this chorus
Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra
Come tell us how you slew them old Arabs two by two
Like the Zulus they had spears, bows and arrows
How brave you faced one with your 16-pounder gun
And you frightened them natives to their marrow
Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra
Come let us hear you tell how you slandered great Parnell
When you fought them well and truly persecuted
Where are the sneers and jeers that you loudly let us hear
When our leaders of sixteen were executed?
Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra
Come out ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra
I HATE LIVING IN NORTHERN IRELAND
As a geordie, I can confirm that our dialect sounds demonic to anyone else in the UK
What? I'm sorry I cant tell what you are saying.
As a fellow geordie , i can't agree more
It's a cross between a welshman and a goat with a slit throat
Ill be honest, id rather learn scouse than geordie accent....
I've heard the Geordie accent in Goal and tbh I love it 😍
As a Welshman I am amazed that North and South Wales were included separately and not just lumped together. I appreciate that even if it was mean
True, also very glad that they didn’t mention n*wport
Wales' wasn't mean haha. We had like the least aggressive meme on the whole video lmao. I'll take a sheep shagging joke over the majority of the others any day xD
The rugby one is too real haha
@@lolm8376 oh no dude, I'm from there, my god the stuff they could mention
North wales is a real shit hole
oh wow, someone that made a UK slander and didn't just focus entirely on England but on Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland since they are also in the union? Now that is very rare
Makes a nice change
Finally someone Notices the God dam union,
And it was actually entertaining to watch for change.
It's entertaining because it's all true, and not something randomly made up
It's the only video made by an american which understands basic geography
Quite possibly the most splendidly accurate UK slander ever to be slandered. Bravo my dear sir!
As somebody who goes to Uni in Brighton this is completely accurate. I have been into town and seen: a guy on a pennyfarthing playing an accordion, a guy dressed as a snowman dancing outside the little Sainsbury’s, and numerous kids walking around in anime cosplay. So yes very accurate take.
I kinda wanna go
This cracked me up
I remember seeing an actual femboy walking around, I just stopped and looked at my friend like “Those really EXIST? Awesome!”
@@ironladyerimuth hell yea they do and you can just take them home nobody can stop you
Edinburgh is just posh medieval Brighton, the locals aren't as weird but definitely got a few Harry Potter and goth anime character looking asses walking around
I like the small detail of Luton not being mentioned as it shows that nobody outside of tech support scammers care about it.
Yh Luton is just a normal ass town, the only people who bring up and hate on it a racists
No. Confirmed everyone here hates Luton (nearby town 10miles)
Wiltshire wasn't mentioned either
@@magneticchaos1483 You know your town's shit when Poundland's the most frequented shop on the high street
Isn't Luton an airport?
As a Geordie, just singing happy birthday tends to cause our furniture to fly around as the shadow demons clap along
Whaaaaaat thee….😂😂😂😂
lmao
@@Falkenlp3 here's a spoiler
They pronounced "our" as "wor"
I heard some geordie family having an argument and that shit sounded like a Harry Potter fight
lmfaooo
As someone who lives in Suffolk, I feel glad that we get no slander.
Because what the actual f*** happens here? Nothing 😂
Fr like we have a stony ass beach? Ig?? 😭
Yeah
For real
So true
Why the f**k is Felixstowe beach so hard
I'm from Sheffield and once I said that I didn't like Arctic Monkeys. I was beaten up, shot, stabbed, called a Wanker, and thrown in jail where they also played Arctic Monkeys 24/7.
This is a great bedtime story
Real story I was there saw the whole thing good job I love arctic monkeys
@@anya381True story, I was the 24/7
That’s shefieled for you
This is real knowing our country 😭
As a Welsh person I'm honestly just happy that we showed up, even if it was slander lmao
Bath isn't even getting mentioned in any of these, does that mean its a good city?
@@ConvexFX Still belongs to the Romans, we're just squatting there until they get back
@@ConvexFX no one cares about bath
@@boog1922 Nobody cares about your opinion either, yet you're here
And they actually differentiated between North and South, I'm impressed
As someone from Somerset:
1.thanks for remembering we exist
2.thanks for making our thing so accurate
They forgot the weed and chavs but yes it was good
Well ofc we have Glastonbury
Oo-arr, drink up thy zyder, me young straw-chewin' chum! Gert lush!
As someone from Devon, fuck you they forgot us :(
Honestly, I can’t even begin to describe the happiness I feel when this county gets the slightest bit of recognition lmao. It happens so rarely that I often forget there are people outside of the south west that are aware of our existence.
All Slander by Location:
0:05 London (Generally)
0:08 Liverpool
0:11 Birmingham
0:14 Glasgow
0:20 Brighton / Edinburgh
0:24 Norwich
0:29 Plymouth
0:34 Leeds
0:39 Manchester
0:44 North Wales
0:49 Dorset
0:54 Leicester
0:59 Cornwall
1:03 Somerset
1:08 Yorkshire
1:10 Highlands (Scotland)
1:13 Lincolnshire
1:16 Belfast
1:18 Surrey
1:24 Bristol
1:28 Bradford
1:33 Southampton / Portsmouth
1:39 Black Country
1:45 (the rest of) Northern Ireland
1:49 Skegness
1:54 Newcastle Upon Tyne ('Geordies')
1:59 Sheffield
2:02 Lancashire
2:05 South Wales
2:09 Llanfairpwllgwyngyll (shortened)
2:12 East London
2:17 Oxford / Cambridge
2:22 Essex
2:28 'chavs' (ruining every town and city)
2:31 Rutland
My dad embraces our Scottish heritage much more than the rest of us do, and he occasionally plays his bagpipes downstairs. However, he only ever plays Alba an Aigh. I asked him why, and his response was "Because all other highlands music reminds me of when you brought that stupid recorder home from school."
Heroin?
Based.
Average chaddad scot
common scottish W
Alba gu bràth
As a Polish migrant to the UK who has lived here for almost a decade, I can confirm that all of this is hilariously true and my jaw is in pain from the intense smiling i did from all the jokes
You're practically British now
@@WelcomeToTheRezvolution indoctrination
You are as British as a 10 year old kid who was born in Britain, but with an experience of being Polish
Same
@@LowIntSpecimen intergration* which every migrant should do
As a Northern Irish person, you are entirely accurate
Damn I love Belfast and… other places
Surprised they remembered us 💀
Tho that explosion was shit. 😞
@@xshinigamix9661 Absolutely, I watch these fully expecting to be left out. Never have I been more overjoyed to be insulted 💪💪💪🥳🥳🥳
Sucks to be you because I’m from Ireland proper
As a person living in the West Midlands, located in the UK, I can literally agree
as a cornish person.. this is so true 😭 they always tryna tell me about our history as if i’m going to be absolutely astonished that we mined coal like 100 years ago
i think cornwall is cool as a northerner. i see you all as cool sailors and chippy owners
@Nix our fae folk is brilliant, but you will barely ever hear about it unless it’s the origin of someones name 😭
Anytime I visit family there, it's a barrage of the history of fishermen and limestone.
tin
Cornwall has nice scenery and wildlife
I wish all slander vids were edited like this. Faster music and no more ill-fitting powerpuff girls, transitions and clips sped up so they match up with music, not a bunch of excessive white or weird crops, this should be the example of what Slander vids should be.
tysm
Yeah this is honestly the best slander video I have seen.
Honestly it's really well edited
Yeah
I love this slander out of all
I'm glad this person included Wales and Scotland and North Ireland as most people think of the U.K as only England.
Or Westminster and Buckingham palace more specifically
“Most people” you can just say Americans it’s okay this is a safe space
@@hermi1-kenobi455 ud be surprised people forget abt northern ireland alot more than ud think
@@hermi1-kenobi455 not just Americans I promise you. Even English people seem to forget that England and the UK are different things sometimes.
@@aceatlasska4343Yeah the 5 iq ones
how dare this be so accurate!! now, speakin o yorkshire...
Virgin Twitter British "jokes":
- Repeats the bad teeth joke despite Americans having much worse dental healthcare
- Only memes one part of the UK
- Has the same 3 jokes on loop
- Boring and repetitive
Chad this video:
- Actually accurate to how British people are
- Memes every part of Britain equally showing high relatability
- A vast array of jokes
- Hilarious and enjoyable
okay but did you brush your teeth before making this post?
true
only people with bad teeth would write all that
americans have worse dental healthcare and STILL have better teeth?
epic self-own
Thinking Americans have worse dental care while having nicer teeth is hilarious. Trust me it isn’t worse, it’s just an added attention to appearance.
As a french guy that's never been to the UK in his entire life and couldnt place Liverpool on a map, I can say that this is 100% accurate
I live in Liverpool and still can’t place it on a map. No one wants this city to exist
@@spacetoastjam7656 I'm sure some viking chief that founded it was fond of it
You can place them at the top of the champions league
@@spacetoastjam7656 lmao, no offense bit even in the name of your town, ice just realized what it meant😭😭😭 who tf came up w that
@@spacetoastjam7656 then you just must be a wool student that scousers dont like go back home
As an American who has never been to the UK I can confirm this is completely accurate
Me, also American, watches Al Murray: yeah it’s accurate
as a Canadian who has never been to either the US or UK, I must agree that this is 100% accurate
I will never understand why these kind of comments get so much likes
@@nicola.innocenti ikr it's both extremely unoriginal and unfunny
@@GiornoGiovannaGangstar as an Brit who has only ever been to 3 cities in the west Midlands my entire life and has never even got within a 1000 mile distance of the North, I can confirm the Belfast one is true
That essex part at 2:22 was so accurate, it made me shit my pants
What im learning from these videos is that every country has a place where people date their cousins, a ppace where there is just chaos and a place with nothing in it
My country doesn't, what we have is a literal political party
and a place with femboys
@@adsads8778 please tell me where
promised land
@@lighght California
As a person from North Wales I can confirm that I get exited when I see unattended livestock
🤨
Livestock, attended or not, we'll wait.
Not the sheep!! 😳😭
Down bad af
Shussy got me actin unwise
As a Somerset lad I can clarify that this is 100% accurate. I’m just disappointed that you didn’t include us running on thatchers haze and texico coffee
That texico coffee gets me though life for another 4 hours 😂
Whats Thatchers Haze? Meth?
Blimey! Love a Thatchers, I quite like Rosé but tbh, Gold & Haze are top notch
@@trashypunkman7559 cider
@@trashypunkman7559 almost, more just piss flavoured meth
Cumllwylyg vs Shitterygw is one of the fiercest derbies in rugby dating back to ancient tribal rivalries please don't trivialise it
As somebody living in the UK I'm genuinely surprised at how accurate all of this is.
same
My condolences
@@XXXTENTAClON227 lmaaaooo 💀
As a.... cornwallian? Corn? We'll go with cornish resident. This is completely accurate.
Corn? Yum!
Cornwall independence wen?
I have my aunt in Truro im from Croatia
@@wheresmyeyebrow1608 I hope never, we're too irrelevent for that
"As a piece of corn"
This video is:
✔ Life changing ✔ Informative
✔ Inspiring ✔ Heartwarming
✔ Useful ✔calming ✔Enjoyable
✔ Other ✔ 🇬🇧
❤️
All hail the Queen of Britland!! 🇮🇸🇮🇸🇮🇸🇮🇸 or something idk 🇮🇸🇮🇸🇮🇸
@@mariahmayers8869 i live iceland more 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸
✔ Morbing
@@mariahmayers8869 Only thing you need to know is that Britland is better than Yankland.
Don't forget about the tractors blocking all the bloody roads in Somerset.
frr
I was born in Basingstoke, but moved to Australia when I was 4, so I don't remember anything about Basingstoke or the UK. But I feel like I just learned everything I needed to know in three and a half minutes. Than you.
I live 5 minutes away from Basingstoke and it’s quite nice tbh
@@cameronyoung8838 Russian plant. It's a fucking shithole. It's like if Reading was made more boring which isn't actually possible
James Acaster spent a night there (If you know, you know).
A lucky escape
there is no war in Basingstoke
as a yorkshireman, i can confirm about yorkshire every 2 seconds.
Oh do tell me more about how down to earth and friendly you all are
@@SuperFuzzyDunlopwe are so friendly we offer complimentary crackheads to ruin your day and a random enigmatic scotsman in each and every estate :)
@@SuperFuzzyDunlop and about how they're from God's country
Whats your opinion on Lancashire
@@SuperFuzzyDunlopDoncaster and Bradford are probably the most beautiful areas and are the nicest places to live imo
As a person from the UK i can confirm this is 99.5% true
myself arjan. myself from india
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vry nice colection of pics just 4 u
Which of the 0.5 is fake??
probably the Liverpool house one (i live in a very nice apartment in Liverpool)
@@coralwreathsani think he means all the houses in liverpool are the npc brownish orange colour.
@Stephen-nh9qf Its half true, but there are nice buildings here, some white, grey, multticoloured, a lotta windows, beige
Thank you UA-cam for recommending me this straight after getting off a plane from Houston, Texas. I want to go back 😭
As a Somerset resident I can confirm I’m currently in the Mariana Trench
As a Northern Irish resident, I can confirm that everyone doesn’t know we exist unless we cause problems
Yh that’s actually the reason why people bombed shit. Everyone outside Belfast started to disintegrate because people were forgetting they existed. So they had to do something to get noticed
As a northern Irish resident I completely agree
Us in the south of Ireland just observing
As another resident in northern ireland i partly agree, whereas places like lurgan get noticed for how much of a shithole they are lol
Damn I feel bad. Ads in England be like available only in mainland UK, sometimes not even Scotland is included
UK nicely demonstrates that you can have only one of:
1. having funnier slander videos than literally anyone else
2. living in a nice country
It’s actually a decent place to live if you don’t mind the rain and never mention ⚽️ football or mistake it for armoured rugby.
@@blizzardgaming7070 lets not lie, its a shithole
@@blizzardgaming7070 it's a decent place to live if you don't mind the 24/7 rainfall, the amount of loicenses you needed, don't talk to anyone, be shanked ATLEAST 5 times a day, and be on a 3 year waiting list after you lost two kidneys.
@@TheVincenzoGaming You got a loicense for posting that comment?
@@Dogwolf12 You'll neva' catch me bobby!
Jokes like this become exponentially more funny the more specific the group they are slandering
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Tf man, you drank all the F*cking milk. GIVE ME BACK MY MILK MAN
When's the slander usa video
this is good UK slander
gj
1:58
As a Leeds resident, you are absolutely correct. Ketamine grows on trees here.
Lived in Leeds for 4 years. Too right mate. It's freaking Ketville. Got a big ol' chuckle out of me XD
Greetings from neighbouring Steel City
Saw a guy who started break dancing in town and then crawled away like a worm
@@BiggerBossN313 my guy WOT
Dyno bit of K ere, proper mixe
Was at uni for 7 months in Leeds before I dropped out and felt like I did more drugs in that time than in the rest of my life combined
I feel like this was made by someone in the uk bc it’s not kinda racist like a lot of these things it’s just funny I’m from the uk too and Skegness is a fucking shit hole no joke 😂
yes
i too would think a place called fucking SKEGness would be a shithole
Im also from lincolshire. The people here are not necessarily racist to plack people, yellowbellies tend to.be more discriminatory to the travelers
@@amyoakAnimation what a yellow belly?
@@randomonlineuser6401 its a term for someone from Lincolnshire
Aberdeen having enough graffiti to cover the entire uk somehow
"3 distinguished Plymouth gentlemen"
I'm going to hell for laughing I swear
Bro it’s so true aswel if you’ve been down there it’s CHAV TASTIC💀
@@mclovin7969 its not all of us though, i swear 😭
@@danielsturge9222 not all of us but a lot of us
@@mclovin7969 I live 30min from Plymouth and I can confirm it’s true
@@mclovin7969 as someone from there I can agree
As a person from Yorkshire, it's difficult not saying "reyt" or "owt" or "tar" or " put wood in hole " very accurate
t' pub wi' me wyf and't kids
I’m also from Yorkshire and I can agree with this statement
as another person from yorkshire i can confirm you are correct
Even as only 30% Yorkshire and 70% Canadian , correct
@@cybertifaas someone also from yorkshire, correct
Finally UK slander that isn't just England
As someone from Portsmouth our bit was 1000% accurate 😂
I’m also from Portsmouth and what’s spacial about here other than the navy
@@trisotrousers8447 watch the video, child
@@trisotrousers8447there’s plenty. Start reading.
@@Aisatsana1971 I guess so
"Cornwall mfers explaining to me their extensive and interesting history"
As an almost fully cornish person who fucking hates this place, you've earned my like.
We think we're pirates, but we're just semi-aquatic hillbillys
Plymouth mfs when you mention anything to do with Cornwall:
So cringe, at least Devon is different… right?
@@Minecraft-ki1cd The Anglicised Bottom-Wales.
Semi-aquatic hillbillies has me in stitches, I used to go to Cornwall most years and it’s the most accurate description I’ve heard yet.
some of the people can be annoying but nah cornwall really is the nicest place to live in the uk. i dont think anyone thinks theyre a pirate lmao except maybe the cornish pirates
The Lincolnshire one is too true. A bar in Lincoln was literally turning away all foreign students even though they had legal ID.
LOL
Based
Honestly being from Lincolnshire I'm surprised we were even mentioned but not surprised that it referenced our 98% white population
@@willch.2259 That sounds really nice and epic, you must love living there.
@@willch.2259 lincolnshire mfs when a white country has white people in it
As an American i love this. I don't understand any of it but imagine it's essentially the same thing we have with how every state hates each other.
More of a north vs south, city vs city.
Everywhere else it’s fine. It’s just banter anyway nothin serious lol every town, city, village has a different accent/dialect so we mostly laugh at eachother for how we say things different. When it comes to football is where it gets violent tho… 😂
Nah we don't hate each other just enjoy mocking each other and ourselves. Truth is the UK is small so many of these places are pretty similar and most people have been to a lot of them, settlements are far less isolated than the usa.
@@titularhero So why does each region have such a dramatic change in dialect if there’s such close proximity?
@@rubyy.7374 ^ what he said. If you were to take all the greatest warrior peoples from European history (vikings, Romans etc) and put them all together, that’s pretty much how the UK and the Anglo-Saxon lineage came to be. It’s why the UK has typically been so good at fighting wars… and conquering 26% of the world, of course.
@@rubyy.7374 Families never really moved around much between generations compared to places like the United States which have seen tons of immigration and population spread across the continent.
0:20 as a Brighton and Hove Albion football club fan, I can confirm this
Might move to Brighton now
As someone who has been to every corner of the UK (except ironically Rutland), I can confirm that this is absolutely 100% accurate.
Rutland doesn't exist
Rutland is really nice, but only in a dream because it doesn't exist.
Rutland is a bit boring there's legit 0 things to do
@@StarrieMoonlight I dunno man Rutland Water is pretty lit
As an Englishman who has travelled all over the UK for many years, I can confirm all of this video is correct to my knowledge.
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I just spend 10 days trying to explain to Americans the different parts of Britain and their subcultures. This 2 minute video did a far better job than I did
dont bother trying to explain anything to americans youll waste your breathe
Fixed
But you got to speak to Americans. Those things in their mouths are called teeth. Some English may be shocked by that. But either way it’s a jolly good break from the English what what.
@@ComeAlongKay that was unfunny, but its unsuprising coming from a retarded american
@@XPLaxative Source: trust me bro
As an Edinburgh resident, everyone is like this. We just hide it from the tourists
Been living in England for about 11 years now, and lived in a lot of these places, while also visiting family all around the country, and I’ve never seen something more accurate in my life. Essex had me dying
I live in essex and this shit is too accurate had me dying 😭
The PFP. I'm disappointed.
My Grandad had his 80th birthday 2 years ago, he invited his family and his neighbours, me and my family were the only people there who werent over 70
The lack of Midlands slander just shows the fact we are irrelivent
they slandered Leicester so that’s kinda close
@@thwartjetterson1350They slandered bradford which is literally right in the center of Midlands
Derbyshire having stone fences every 0.5miles with no fuccicicicicing animals
As someone from surrey I'd like to say that everytime I see a poor person I cry and run in fear
Yes me too I throw up all over the poor person in fear and disgust before running for my life
It is contagious after all.
As a lad in the posh land I can confirm there is alot of trees, also the place where there are probaly either 2nd or 3rd in the amount of old people living there.
finally a long version of one of these
As someone from Lincolnshire, I can confirm that most people don't know what the fuck to do when they see a minority, and Skegness rains all the damned time.
didn't know Lincolnshire had the internet yet
@@TackyHarmonica yes, we exist.
i can +1 this
@@madsiesOW What's your pfp?
Yes! As a Skegness resident, the weather is shit and 80% of the people around me have no clue what a minority is
Love the fact that Wolverhampton didnt get mentioned,mabye Northern irlend isnt the most forgotten
I would say "At least Derby was spared" but to be real, itself and Nottingham both belong alongside Leicester 😂
It's cos there isn't even anything to roast lmao.
@@gregothy9190 hey hey hey thier is something to do and that's to leave
Luckily Worcester/shire was spared but that might as well come under Birmingham
The only hooters in the UK is in Nottingham btw
Derby? Never heard of it
I'm from Manchester, and you're completely spot on that all of us Mancunians consider being Mancunian to be an integral part of our identity. Also, the only song people ever play here is Wonderwall because it's by Oasis and it's like "culture" or something despite nobody here knowing more than one song (Wonderwall) that Oasis made
Too right mate
Wonderwall is insufferable, I went to visit my ex in manc for literally 2 days and heard that one droning song 3 fucking times.
We invented computers
@@johnwhittington2998 Big Johnny, we also invented "getting your teeth kicked in by a group of 50-something year olds for wearing a blue shirt in the wrong part of town" it's not something to be proud of
I've heard wonderwall so much i literally wanna rip my hair out i hate it here
Honest to god this is the best U.K. slander video as well as one of the best slander videos I’ve ever seen
As someone from Essex, thats too true. No joke, you could go anywhere and see at least 4 people like that
British person here, it's honestly scary how accurate this video is. Good job mate :)
As an Indian this will greatly aid me in understanding the English subcultures.
You need to understand the people you intend to colonise later.
@@someonejustsomeone1469 yeah it’s not going to happen
@MI6 we aren’t even as big as a demographic compared to south Asian in the UK but y’all always go googling “how many blacks live in the uk” every bloody week. Jobless behaviour honestly.
@MI6 okay
@MI6 did you know that we have 46 chromosomes?
As a Northern Irish person, I was cursed with being mistaken for Irish. It happens so much after moving away and the effort of explaining the difference is so much that I often just say I'm Irish instead.
_That's a controversial decision too._
I do the exact same thing, I’m from Belfast and I had an argument online with a Canadian who kept insisting I was Irish
@@iggletwiggle5086 Me too, but with an American.
Ain’t y’all just Irish who wanted to be part of the Uk and not the secessionist
@@MoffGideon339 No. There's a non-negligible cultural and genetic difference. Northern Irish has a lot of influence from all the settlers placed there to increase loyalty in the past, which is why that part is what voted to stay. On average, we're about 50% Irish and 25% British.
I couldn't find any statistics for Ireland itself, to compare with, that used terms I understood...
@@Zaire82 so basically Irish but not Irish
As someone who’s grandparents are from Somerset, I can confirm that it always rains. Every day. I’m not even exaggerating
as a Leeds resident I can confirm I am suffering from crippling insomnia and cannot leave my house due to aneurysm-inducing migraines thanks to the shitty bad boy chiller crew that is constantly on.
Headingley massiv. Hahahahaha I'll be honest I used to feel for the residents of Leeds when I used to live there and had 2 week drug binge parties
Trying to drive through Milton Keynes without encountering a roundabout
(Impossible)
As someone who used to live there, that's very accurate
As someone that never met a British person (thank God) and has never been to any British territory (thank God), I find this pretty accurate
You're probably in former Britain
britain has invaded almost every country in the world. wherever u are, they've been there, and perhaps even OWNED your land
It's almost impossible to not have been on any British territory.
you're speaking english which means that every word you have ever spoken and every thought you've had belongs to the british empire
You speak English plus you probably live in former British territory. Also, I’ve never met an American (thank god)
This is a classic video, maybe even an all time UA-cam video, still holds up today
As a resident of "Rutland" i can indeed confirm that it is not real.
I think I entered Rutland once, I may have been dreaming however
As a fellow UK person myself, I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with.
seriously one of the funniest memes I've seen in a long time
Funny how the slander brings us all together 😂
I love how I am being entertained while also learning the essential characteristics of countries I didn’t know much about previously with this trend.
As someone who has been around the country a bit it's all very true and nothing is incorrect
call it a cultural exchange
I am an American who has never been to Britain but this got multiple laughs out of me
Well i don’t have to go to airport security for school
@@themanwhoisamythandalegend3856 so that way u can get shanked 5 times before launch break, im not even american but i couldn't resist lmao
@@iidacerii711 everyone knows you wait until after lunch before shanking someone 🙄
@@kenohere we do it during lunch in Scotland to save the persons time
UK* I'm sorry
The Essex and chave one is so true you can't go outside without seeing a person with a ton of makeup and plastic surgery
Essex = no sex
@@KirbyTheEpic indeed
Whilst all wearing Slazenger and Adidas Sambas from The Factory Shop
@@ehmwhy lmao couldn't be more right
@@ehmwhy what lol people don’t wear that they wear Nike and north face
I’m from Nottingham, surprised that there was no mention of the sheer amount of knife crime over here
I am visiting the UK for the first time next week, and I found this video extremely helpful. Thanks for the tutorial!
How was it?
As a man from kent I can say all of this is true and im glad no slander was placed upon the beauty or irrelevancy of my county.
same
We are unsladerable if that can be classified as a word
@@EL01-h4c kents got nothing to slander cos wtf happens in kent lets be real
as a cornish person.. this is so true 😭 they always tryna tell me about our history as if i’m going to be absolutely astonished that we mined coal like 100 years agoas a cornish person.. this is so true 😭 they always tryna tell me about our history as if i’m going to be absolutely astonished that we mined coal like 100 years agovas a cornish person.. this is so true 😭 they always tryna tell me about our history as if i’m going to be absolutely astonished that we mined coal like 100 years agoas a cornish person.. this is so true 😭 they always tryna tell me about our history as if i’m going to be absolutely astonished that we mined coal like 100 years ago
Same here in Suffolk.
Almost everything, but you forgot…
Mfs from Sealand doing a true brexit before it was cool (chads)
I've read a bit about it, supposedly at some point a group of germans took over sealand (to run some strange fake passport scheme, i think) and these CHADS took their territory back with the help of a group of armed sailors? That's truly a gamer move.
@@Damian_1989 the passport scheme was after, the main invasion was because the Germans wanted to turn Sealand into a luxury hotel and casino (somehow)