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  • Опубліковано 7 вер 2024
  • Presenting Half-Life 21.
    Starting back in the summer of 2010, the estimated time for this run was thought to be roughly 27 minutes. However, after almost four years of painstaking planning, theorycrafting and execution, we have arrived at our final time, smashing all of our wildest expectations.
    Not only do we owe this new world-record time to all the new tricks we've discovered, the new routes we've found and the new ways we've
    learned to manipulate the game. A lot of the improvement from the first estimation and the previous world record (29 minutes, 41 seconds)
    comes from the very hard work and countless hours put into perfecting each and every segment, no matter how short or trivial. This run has
    truly been an endurance test for everyone involved, and we're extremely happy to finally be able to share it with you.
    Enjoy, Half-Life in 20 minutes, 41 seconds!
    Technical details:
    * This run sets the new world record for a segmented speedrun of Half-Life on Hard difficulty with an improvement of 9 minutes. (29:41 » 20:41).
    * Runners, in order of total amount of segments: quadrazid, CRASH FORT, coolkid, pineapple, YaLTeR, Spider-Waffle, FELip.
    * The total amount of segments is 317, 249 of which are shorter than 5 seconds.
    * 107 saves/segments was made only to cause and abuse save glitches. 53 of those being at Nihilanth.
    * This run is heavily scripted using the in-game console, the most widely used scripts are jump spam, duck spam, 180º turn for gauss boost and precise use-key actions.
    * To use the better demo functionality and the support of higher FPS values in the Steam version, a mod have been made to restore the gameplay to the way it was before the anti-bhop patch back in 2001. The mod also features a lot of new HUD elements to aid speedrunning. Read more and download here: wiki.sourceruns...
    UA-cam 60 FPS: • Half-Life in 20:41 60 FPS
    UA-cam slowmotion: • HL21 x0.25
    Live commentary by coolkid and quadrazid:
    • HL21 Commentary
    / 47322415
    A time sheet explaining the run in great detail can be found by following this link:
    goo.gl/6nexm
    Download 60 and 120 FPS high quality videos:
    files.geekify.d...
    dl.dwahmov.tv/h...
    hl21.xtreme-jum...
    defrag.sockenbu...
    For slow connections you might want to use a torrent:
    720p60 dl.dropboxuser...
    720p120 dl.dropboxuser...
    Last of all, we'd like to thank everyone who supported us during this run, and thank you for watching!

КОМЕНТАРІ • 32 тис.

  • @quadrazid
    @quadrazid  9 років тому +9698

    60 FPS ua-cam.com/video/mvH9mwkvWIU/v-deo.html

    • @Rew69
      @Rew69 9 років тому +96

      make a tutorial with half life bhop plsss

    • @killthemall55
      @killthemall55 9 років тому +65

      i prefer 30fps cos it feels more cinematic

    • @JeffOTB
      @JeffOTB 9 років тому +14

      SMOKEMIST ?

    •  9 років тому +13

      ***** You step up programs to accelerate video 18:21 18:24 Do not change a magazine fame of the weapons have taken less than 1 second, 2 seconds , whereas you can change in a short period of

    • @NebaSoldat
      @NebaSoldat 9 років тому +1

      is that vanilla config?

  • @geneticTechnician
    @geneticTechnician Рік тому +10051

    Gordon was awarded his degree in theoretical physics when he proved physics were only theoretical

    • @kingtonsiljockey528
      @kingtonsiljockey528 Рік тому +89

      Bwahahahaaa 😂

    • @PeacEDevriM
      @PeacEDevriM Рік тому +137

      One of the best comments on whole internet!!! You made my day mate. :)

    • @sveruusij2041
      @sveruusij2041 Рік тому +52

      Bless this comment with more likes.

    • @Seltkirk-ABC
      @Seltkirk-ABC Рік тому +21

      This doesn't make any sense, the word you are looking for is "malleable".

    • @mailmanwilly
      @mailmanwilly Рік тому +18

      That's fantastic.

  • @chezefromamerica
    @chezefromamerica 4 роки тому +7328

    “so why did you get a physics degree mr. freeman?”
    “to break it”

    • @loopdit
      @loopdit 4 роки тому +22

      chezefromamerica nice pun my guy

    • @pilkan3712
      @pilkan3712 4 роки тому +128

      When Gordon said I felt that

    • @Thicbladi
      @Thicbladi 4 роки тому +20

      I peed while someone gave me a bj using a cut open ball sac

    • @xedow3r386
      @xedow3r386 4 роки тому +9

      @@Thicbladi cool

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 4 роки тому +6

      @No I’m not good 10 years ago I like to shove traffic cones up my Ass

  • @CorneliusCob
    @CorneliusCob 4 роки тому +4677

    General: did you even see Freeman?
    Soldier: yeah for about 2 milliseconds

  • @vadiks20032
    @vadiks20032 9 місяців тому +1435

    18:05
    i love how the scientist just says "freeman you fool" before freeman launches himself into the non charged xen teleporter

    • @BiggieChair
      @BiggieChair 8 місяців тому +23

      LMAO

    • @SKYNKJEREMI
      @SKYNKJEREMI 3 місяці тому +2

      😅

    • @Bunny99s
      @Bunny99s Місяць тому +14

      Yes, that's usually when you die ^^. Though there are several triggers that overlap. One of them is a trigger_hurt that is supposed to kill you. However that trigger can only apply damage in certain invervals. It's a short interval though. What he does is shooting a hornet from the hornet gun into the trigger just before he touches it. So the trigger kills the hornet and the player doesn't get damage. The trigger_teleport is just located below that. You are teleported into a small level transition chamber (with those flashing green walls) where you wait for the level transition. It's actually luck that they just rely on the trigger hurt to kill you and that the teleport trigger is always active. They could have turned it off and only activate it when the sequence is complete like it's done in many other places. But that's what professional speedrunning is about. Finding all the things in a map and the game itsel that you can potentially exploit in some way. Bunny hopping, circle jumping, grenade boosts, gauss-boosts, save glitches, AI glitches, ... everything is on the table.

    • @maikatideibaskapanaumrqlatupa
      @maikatideibaskapanaumrqlatupa 22 години тому

      ​@@Bunny99sand the result is beautiful. This speedrun along with all of its quirks and tricks is a genuine masterpiece and pure enjoyment to watch

  • @MWSin1
    @MWSin1 4 роки тому +2904

    Eli: What happened?
    Barney: I think we were saved by a mysterious orange blur.

    • @himlady9820
      @himlady9820 4 роки тому +15

      are u refercing flash or something i dont get it

    • @MWSin1
      @MWSin1 4 роки тому +74

      @@himlady9820 Futurama, actually.

    • @frlss.4210
      @frlss.4210 4 роки тому

      Hahaha

    • @szabolcsgangl993
      @szabolcsgangl993 4 роки тому +7

      Excellent reference

    • @catmeme4life220
      @catmeme4life220 4 роки тому +7

      what u talking about barney? you are the blue blur...

  • @HelenaRedgrave
    @HelenaRedgrave 9 років тому +2407

    I like to believe this is how Half Life played out canonically; Freeman took one step out of the tram, thought to himself "fuck this", and immediately started flying all around the facility, blowing stuff up and saved the world from an alien invasion before anyone even knew one was happening.

    • @CM421
      @CM421 9 років тому +99

      like freeman's mind?

    • @CM421
      @CM421 9 років тому +42

      Jake Huyett 10/10 would laugh slightly harder than they probably should have after reading that comment.

    • @pearser117
      @pearser117 9 років тому +21

      This is the greatest comment I've ever seen omg I can't breathe.

    • @trevorfarrell5047
      @trevorfarrell5047 9 років тому +96

      Always liked that idea too. "Whoa... what was that blur?" "Oh, that's just Gordon. He has a strange morning schedule. Always seems to be in a hurry, too."

    • @lemmys.kelton8183
      @lemmys.kelton8183 9 років тому +36

      Because he was 30 mins late to the test

  • @eelcogg
    @eelcogg 3 роки тому +4219

    Barney: "Morning, Mr. Freeman. Looks like you're running late"
    Gordon: *Snorts pure cocaine off the tram door handle*

  • @punkwithtie
    @punkwithtie 8 місяців тому +792

    "Please, work as quickly as you can"
    Gordon took that personally.

  • @shirosaki97
    @shirosaki97 5 років тому +9101

    Keep in mind.
    Freeman was still late to work that day.

    • @meme_zoot
      @meme_zoot 5 років тому +78

      Lol

    • @wintyyy_
      @wintyyy_ 5 років тому +284

      bad RNG is all

    • @laylawelch3926
      @laylawelch3926 5 років тому +189

      Absolute fucking abysmal walls to jump over

    •  5 років тому +106

      A scientist is never late, nor does he arrives early, they come exactly when they are meant to

    • @celadon6554
      @celadon6554 5 років тому +199

      He may be fast, but those trams are *slow.*

  • @slyqh
    @slyqh 4 роки тому +5715

    Imagine trying to escape the facility and you see a guy wearing an orange suit with a crowbar jump around at light speed

    • @MortCast
      @MortCast 4 роки тому +42

      lmao

    • @rebel6301
      @rebel6301 4 роки тому +108

      just...
      **nyoom**

    • @AmineToo
      @AmineToo 4 роки тому +124

      I'd mind my own fucking business

    • @redacted8479
      @redacted8479 4 роки тому +39

      *N Y OO O O O O O O M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M*

    • @hugo2sick
      @hugo2sick 4 роки тому +24

      i wouldn’t see the guy at light speed you dumbass

  • @trionically
    @trionically 4 роки тому +3304

    “Gordon doesn’t need to hear all of this. He is a highly trained professional!”

    • @gordonfreeman6718
      @gordonfreeman6718 4 роки тому +86

      *writes on a board*
      Yes i am

    • @tuanbom008
      @tuanbom008 4 роки тому +38

      @@gordonfreeman6718 MOHAMMED GORDON!

    • @curierfromxibalba1155
      @curierfromxibalba1155 4 роки тому +32

      *proceeds to ram the sample cart*

    • @CynicalAnomaly205
      @CynicalAnomaly205 4 роки тому +4

      Hell yeah!

    • @thomasevans7410
      @thomasevans7410 4 роки тому +12

      I hit the comments section just in time for him to say that, and at exactly the same time I was reading the comment

  • @XboxTF2Tidbits
    @XboxTF2Tidbits 9 місяців тому +511

    18:07 “Freeman you fool!” The scientist yelled. But he was too late, Freeman was already 18 minutes in

    • @soyb3anpi
      @soyb3anpi 2 місяці тому +1

      and 1000 hp

    • @Bunny99s
      @Bunny99s Місяць тому

      @@soyb3anpi :D Though the HP don't really matter at this point. The trigger_hurt does 10k demage every half a second. He only gets past it because of the hornet he fires into the trigger just before touching it himself. Since the trigger has a cooldown of half a second, the player can fall through and touch the teleport trigger before getting damage.

  • @ShadowLegend300
    @ShadowLegend300 8 років тому +38565

    He finished the game in the time I took to find the suit

    • @pi198273
      @pi198273 8 років тому +648

      Lol

    • @DevourerSate
      @DevourerSate 8 років тому +2181

      he finished the game before I even knew what to do in the beginning

    • @schenksaus
      @schenksaus 8 років тому +374

      +InputBadge Thats exactly the same as ShadowLegend300 was saying..

    • @Phaverose
      @Phaverose 8 років тому +84

      Exactly :D

    • @endre4342
      @endre4342 7 років тому +43

      ShadowLegend300 AHAHAHAHAH

  • @Interstellis
    @Interstellis 4 роки тому +8019

    Imagine training to be a soldier or being a soldier for years only for a flying man in a orange suit to shoot you in the face going 300 mph.

  • @ERAKONZ90
    @ERAKONZ90 7 років тому +2707

    3:58 gordon please do be careful with the specimen
    *proceeds to slam it at mach 4*

    • @jonjohnson102
      @jonjohnson102 7 років тому +45

      Thank you for that, but wat happens when he gets a radio or a chair???? (Portal speedrun)

    • @solfir4137
      @solfir4137 7 років тому +71

      Thats why it all went wrong

    • @mmmmm8093
      @mmmmm8093 7 років тому +2

      TheLegend27 ha

    • @myopicmonarch
      @myopicmonarch 6 років тому +19

      TheLegend27 wrong, i calculated it and it travels at Mach 7

    • @tastezemelon7229
      @tastezemelon7229 6 років тому +52

      "GET AWAY FROM THE BEAM!" the scientist says as Gordon fly's to the observation room.

  • @sentientlvl.5mortar886
    @sentientlvl.5mortar886 3 місяці тому +68

    5:44 "I seem to be wounded, but I can keep going-" *fucking explodes*

  • @theLV2
    @theLV2 7 років тому +2607

    "Please, work as quickly as you can Gordon"
    *pushes the cart at light speed*

  • @dysn3961
    @dysn3961 4 роки тому +2368

    Combine: We invaded a planet in 7 hours
    Gordon: I stopped an invasion in 20 minutes

  • @martinwinterlich2469
    @martinwinterlich2469 3 роки тому +5905

    I love how this makes it seem like the events of HL weren't an accident but Freeman deciding to act batshit crazy one day

    • @crabulonbestgirl9130
      @crabulonbestgirl9130 3 роки тому +475

      The way he thrusts the sample in at like 100 mph is great

    • @Sockren
      @Sockren 3 роки тому +265

      and in hl2 gordon freeman is a literal god that even an entire empire that took over a load of galaxies cant even kill him

    • @carrot6964
      @carrot6964 3 роки тому +118

      @@Sockren this is what a ph does to your body

    • @ferdinandbardamu.
      @ferdinandbardamu. 2 роки тому +29

      @@Sockren this is what not taking off a hev suit does to a mf

    • @IvaikinInsights
      @IvaikinInsights 2 роки тому +54

      @@carrot6964 that is that phd makes to your body

  • @tincan357
    @tincan357 10 місяців тому +209

    the fact that “drums and riffs” and “something secret steers us” almost played through 3 chapters is insane

    • @DyslexicHampster
      @DyslexicHampster Місяць тому

      uhm actually it's called "Nuclear Mission Jam" in half life 1 🤓

  • @mattslittlebits9699
    @mattslittlebits9699 3 роки тому +3799

    3:26 “work as quickly as you can.”
    Gordon took that to heart.

    • @aouragamingyt9231
      @aouragamingyt9231 3 роки тому +62

      Haha lol

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 2 роки тому +42

      @@aouragamingyt9231 Haha _and_ lol... you've got a winner's attitude and deserve success. Subscribed

    • @JohnPaulBuce
      @JohnPaulBuce 2 роки тому +6

      @@MegaZeta Lmai

    • @user-nd8uh7yx1h
      @user-nd8uh7yx1h 2 роки тому +1

      @@JohnPaulBuce Man u r alien

    • @traitortothecrown1961
      @traitortothecrown1961 2 роки тому +13

      One man telling Gordon Freeman to work as quickly as he could motivated him to end the catastrophe within the next 20 minutes

  • @PriorYT
    @PriorYT 3 роки тому +1561

    Scientist at 5:42:
    "I seem to be wounded, but I can keep going-"
    *explodes*

    • @mememachine909
      @mememachine909 3 роки тому +63

      Oh hes wounded alright

    • @banuno
      @banuno 3 роки тому +12

      he had to die, he was messing with the games sound

    • @S_auce
      @S_auce 3 роки тому +8

      Rip

    • @patioc
      @patioc 3 роки тому +14

      @@Sanodwich no it wouldn’t. Only a redditor would think that’s funnier

    • @danu4763
      @danu4763 3 роки тому +3

      @@patioc nobody would think

  • @gianfrixmg
    @gianfrixmg Рік тому +2387

    3:58
    "Please, work as quickly as you can"
    *slams the sample into the anti-mass spectrometer*

  • @Joaqorange97
    @Joaqorange97 10 місяців тому +213

    9:34 soldier: we need reinforcements we are under attack!
    Radio: by what?
    Soldier: you wouldn’t believe if I told you

    • @drpolski9665
      @drpolski9665 8 місяців тому +14

      Soldier: a Orange blury thing that is called... Gordon
      Radio: WHAT?!

    • @Butter_united
      @Butter_united 6 місяців тому +5

      "it might seem crazy what I'm bouta say"

    • @Gordonfreeman-halflife
      @Gordonfreeman-halflife Місяць тому +3

      SOLDIER: A HEV SUIT HOSTILE
      Radio: YOU CAN PEIRCE HIM WITH YOUR GUNS
      Soldier:its not about the bullets or guns... HES GOING MACH 15

  • @cms55555
    @cms55555 4 роки тому +4112

    Can we just appreciate that the military got there in like 2 minutes

    • @Sagemaster00
      @Sagemaster00 4 роки тому +334

      I guess if you’re ever getting your house burglarized just tell them you’ve opened up a portal to a distant galaxy

    • @happystabbedman6857
      @happystabbedman6857 4 роки тому +13

      Which?

    • @lukes7479
      @lukes7479 4 роки тому +147

      They got there in the normal amount of time. Gordon's fast running just altered the speed of time.

    • @captainkeyes9913
      @captainkeyes9913 4 роки тому +62

      No later than 5 minutes or it's free

    • @ericstech3181
      @ericstech3181 4 роки тому +12

      @@lukes7479 you do understand he's kidding right

  • @commenturthegreat2915
    @commenturthegreat2915 3 роки тому +2922

    This is what Gordon did according to the citizens in HL2

    • @mixererunio1757
      @mixererunio1757 2 роки тому +292

      Due to vortigaunts' lower reaction time this is what they saw. That's why they treat him like a god.

    • @user-mg7wh8zq6v
      @user-mg7wh8zq6v 2 роки тому +11

      Bastard was a speeding arsenal

    • @luisgarciaii1092
      @luisgarciaii1092 2 роки тому +62

      Well they ain't wrong after all

    • @slim3rs172
      @slim3rs172 2 роки тому +111

      "Cant believe you made it so fast here on foot!" That section took me 5 hours alone

    • @unknowncommenter6698
      @unknowncommenter6698 2 роки тому +22

      @@mixererunio1757 wait, vortigaunts have lower reaction time? Don't you mean higher reaction time? Because Gordon would be slow af if they were reacting faster than humans.

  • @claymore5347
    @claymore5347 3 роки тому +914

    In this timeline, G-Man realizes that Gordon is too powerful, and thus begins working for HIM.

    • @grand_vizier_of_chaos
      @grand_vizier_of_chaos 3 роки тому +4

      lmao

    • @hariseldon02
      @hariseldon02 3 роки тому +9

      I jusst finished my lunch break, MistEr Freeman

    • @leopavouk
      @leopavouk 3 роки тому +10

      And then a few decades later Gordon enslaves the Combine

    • @nyxalicious
      @nyxalicious 3 роки тому +1

      Ok this is big spoiler for me bec i havent played half life yet

    • @valletas
      @valletas 3 роки тому +1

      @@nyxalicious not that big really
      These games have a focus on story but knowing the end of the first one doesnt change things too much

  • @KenShadowOffical
    @KenShadowOffical 10 місяців тому +775

    20:20 Go to boss with 1 HP perfectly calculated.

    • @blastermaster5039
      @blastermaster5039 9 місяців тому +73

      His HP, not the Nihilant, is actually saying "I am the last."

    • @roshasensi2220
      @roshasensi2220 7 місяців тому +3

      @@blastermaster5039what?

    • @blastermaster5039
      @blastermaster5039 7 місяців тому +28

      @@roshasensi2220
      The voice in the background that is saying "I am the last" is actually his HP bar, and not the Nihilant.

    • @roshasensi2220
      @roshasensi2220 7 місяців тому +6

      @@blastermaster5039 I think I get it now

    • @ninjaguyYT
      @ninjaguyYT 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@blastermaster5039 this is a good joke

  • @fuffilicious
    @fuffilicious 3 роки тому +709

    "Gordon! Get away from the beam!"
    Gordon: *travels to the other side of the facility within 30 seconds*

    • @ternor
      @ternor 3 роки тому +15

      "Гордон! Уходи отсюда!
      Гордон: проходит на другую часть комплекса за 30 секунд

    • @fuffilicious
      @fuffilicious 3 роки тому +33

      @@ternor Did you just repeat my joke in Russian?

    • @ternor
      @ternor 3 роки тому +15

      Yes :)

    • @Kayled0
      @Kayled0 3 роки тому +9

      @@ternor cool

    • @quantdev
      @quantdev 3 роки тому +1

      @@ternor зачем

  • @twistedpear18
    @twistedpear18 3 роки тому +2666

    Okay, now I get why everybody treats Gordon like a nuke with two legs

    • @LOwiczfull
      @LOwiczfull 3 роки тому +118

      METAL GEAR

    • @user-mg7wh8zq6v
      @user-mg7wh8zq6v 2 роки тому +156

      He's a highly trained professional after all

    • @zizo5349
      @zizo5349 2 роки тому +83

      A nuke with two legs. Perfect description.

    • @cornmeal55
      @cornmeal55 2 роки тому +54

      Dude killed half of cuba in 20 minutes he on par with a nuke. "Well the equivelent of cuba"

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 2 роки тому +1

      @@LOwiczfull unrelated

  • @hrodberht3152
    @hrodberht3152 4 роки тому +710

    G-Man in Alyx: "You wouldn't need all that to imprison Gordon Freeman."
    I beg to differ.

  • @doguesrefoglu4865
    @doguesrefoglu4865 8 місяців тому +96

    15:15
    Gordon : Hi
    F16 pilot : 😳

  • @arbestologein
    @arbestologein 4 роки тому +1637

    "he's a *highly trained professional* "

  • @itsmohdmustafa
    @itsmohdmustafa 4 роки тому +851

    Barney: Hey Mr. Freem-
    *FLIES PAST RECEPTION AT MACH 4*
    Barney: Just one of those days I guess...

    • @MozzaBurger88
      @MozzaBurger88 4 роки тому +20

      Well he was late after all. Can't lose this job or the old lady will be mad.

    • @groadmiralbismarck6625
      @groadmiralbismarck6625 4 роки тому

      But Barney wasn't escaped with Rosewell from the Black Mesa basement?

    • @itsmohdmustafa
      @itsmohdmustafa 4 роки тому +3

      @@groadmiralbismarck6625 yes that was the _real_ Barney. The one that I mentioned was just a regular guard but we call all guards Barney cause they all have the same texture and voice actor😁

  • @AwesomeCreeperBD
    @AwesomeCreeperBD 4 роки тому +724

    Npc: Gordon doesn’t need to hear this he’s a highly trained professional
    Gordon Freeman: *jumps over an entire canyon and gets 4000 health*

    • @Gideon_the_Seraph
      @Gideon_the_Seraph 4 роки тому +11

      Zachariah Shaver all doors in the game give you -1 damage when stuck in its hinges. For whatever reason, the door Quadrazid manipulates to gets 4000 health is the ONLY door in the entire game that gives you +1 health instead of -1 health. Quad manipulated the AI of the HECU soldier to somehow open the door, gets stuck on his body, and voila. Infinite health.

    • @pedwiik
      @pedwiik 4 роки тому +2

      @@Gideon_the_Seraph There is one more door that also do this earlier on this same map - where you find the security guard that is supposed to open these doors. He also increases his framerate in order for the ticks that give you health to be faster.

    • @fordunfocus
      @fordunfocus 4 роки тому +1

      Nice I was your 666th like

    • @BooelGaymes
      @BooelGaymes 4 роки тому +2

      Npc: Gordon doesn't need to hear this he's a highly trained professional
      Gordon Freeman: *makes parkour in the experiment machine*

  • @Misstraknow-it-all
    @Misstraknow-it-all 3 місяці тому +186

    10:50 the g-man jumpsacre

    • @Italongo
      @Italongo 2 місяці тому +37

      To be honest it was gordon who truly jumpscared gman

    • @honestlynuts__
      @honestlynuts__ Місяць тому

      Ur so right ​@@Italongo

    • @Medic_main_wanabee
      @Medic_main_wanabee Місяць тому +1

      Didn't even notice him

  • @NarraJoker12
    @NarraJoker12 4 роки тому +449

    Imagine being an alien invading a random ass planet and being defeated by a jumping dude in a hazard suit, who travels by throwing grenades and hugging boxes on corners and so powerful that can clip through walls.

    • @v_salat
      @v_salat 4 роки тому +16

      And you are like:Shiiiet, this species are OP

    • @NarraJoker12
      @NarraJoker12 4 роки тому +1

      @@v_salat You ask Cuthulu to nerf them

    • @redacted8479
      @redacted8479 4 роки тому +1

      id rather hide in the corner

    • @EpicMRPancake
      @EpicMRPancake 4 роки тому +1

      "This truly _is_ an alien planet... I wanna go home!"

  • @r.k.1355
    @r.k.1355 3 роки тому +1444

    G-Man: "I wonder how Freeman's doing in this situation-"
    Gordon: *zooms past him at 300 mph*

  • @franciasii2435
    @franciasii2435 3 роки тому +668

    This is the canonical reason why the Combine invaded Earth. They heard rumors of a superhuman who can run at Mach 8, carry a Trucks worth of equipment in his pockets and can survive a fall from any height. Truly terrifying.

    • @kiloklavdi1185
      @kiloklavdi1185 2 роки тому +23

      And direct blast of grenades,prototype weapons and many more

    • @ZigealFaust
      @ZigealFaust 2 роки тому +25

      The Combine are the Heroes of the Multiverse just trying to find and destroy such a being for the well being of all life no matter the cost.
      Truly, we've treated them to harshly.

  • @jakubjanicki4090
    @jakubjanicki4090 9 місяців тому +93

    This was beyond fucking impressive, congrats on the time, even all these years later

    • @Theotherdroidman
      @Theotherdroidman 9 місяців тому +6

      Hacking the game isn't impressive. This run is bogus. Look at how fast the scientists run, and how fast he can reload. It's modded to hell and back and i don't see how people's aren't realizing this.

    • @sh4nesu382
      @sh4nesu382 8 місяців тому

      ​@@Theotherdroidman"Hacking" 🤡

    • @mrmanawdaws
      @mrmanawdaws 8 місяців тому +2

      @@TheotherdroidmanHe's so fast that time itself must speed up to catch up with him

    • @TheLastEpiscopalian
      @TheLastEpiscopalian 6 місяців тому

      @@Theotherdroidmanisnt it also scripted?

    • @aperdanlol
      @aperdanlol Місяць тому +1

      ​@@Theotherdroidman they are using scripts. Also the game was on high fps

  • @ashtentheplatypus
    @ashtentheplatypus 3 роки тому +3918

    A+ on the military's response time. They were able to recognize and respond to a global threat within minutes.

    • @arjunverma8172
      @arjunverma8172 2 роки тому +54

      Lmao

    • @Astickkkk
      @Astickkkk 2 роки тому +82

      F on performance, they got shit on by a scientist with glasses who's never held a gun...

    • @Tengohueva88
      @Tengohueva88 2 роки тому +193

      @@Astickkkk but freeman got some training for guns at the hazard course

    • @MADMAX-rw7jx
      @MADMAX-rw7jx 2 роки тому +157

      @@Astickkkk he is a highly trained professional how can u say that'🤨🤨

    • @Tengohueva88
      @Tengohueva88 2 роки тому +6

      @@MADMAX-rw7jx true

  • @grande1899
    @grande1899 10 років тому +10122

    I perfectly understand everything that is going on here.

  • @pyqxquake
    @pyqxquake 3 роки тому +1873

    5:43
    "I seem to be wounded but I can keep going"
    *explodes to pieces*

  • @Farneevich
    @Farneevich 3 місяці тому +34

    I can't believe it was so long ago. It's been 10 years, an eternal legend.

    • @Viviana088
      @Viviana088 3 місяці тому

      I know... i hate looking at the dates for youtube videos because it just reminds me of how long and old we're getting...

    • @user-xc1qy7ed8l
      @user-xc1qy7ed8l 2 місяці тому +1

      and other dudes claim they did world record wirh 29 minutes or 26 minutes... while this video from 10 years ago is almost 21 minutes ...

  • @pavlepantic5372
    @pavlepantic5372 4 роки тому +1742

    16:13 - Gordon gets 4,7k health
    Soldier - Forget about Freeman

  • @thedragonmaster2757
    @thedragonmaster2757 3 роки тому +504

    I like to think that the military only sees an orange blur running around and being like, “what the hell was that?”

    • @McBloccguy0
      @McBloccguy0 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah

    • @birdsnestisstupid
      @birdsnestisstupid 3 роки тому +19

      "what was that? oh hey the apocalypse is over"

    • @TylertheCC1010fan
      @TylertheCC1010fan 3 роки тому +6

      Uh, this is alpha bravo tango to command, an orange blur just passed us, what are we supposed to do about that?, over.

    • @pootto5818
      @pootto5818 3 роки тому +6

      @@TylertheCC1010fan We've just been informed that the orange blur you mentioned, was Gordon Freeman, your target. We've been advised to pull out as he is almost impossible to kill and is extremely violent, and the Black Ops have been told to pull out as well.

    • @majorpeepo
      @majorpeepo 2 роки тому +5

      Only 2 soldiers were able to capture him lmao

  • @thelazypanzer
    @thelazypanzer 4 роки тому +1778

    Speedrunners: "I fear no man, but that thing"
    *NPCs having dialogues*
    Speedrunners: "It scares me."

    • @HolbrookStark
      @HolbrookStark 4 роки тому +68

      NPCs having dialogue: "I fear no man, but that thing"
      *Gordon Freeman jumping through the room in the blink of an eye with a wooden crate in his hands*
      NPCs having dialogue: "It scares me."

    • @thelazypanzer
      @thelazypanzer 4 роки тому +3

      @@HolbrookStark lmao

    • @zeropointsformegamesandmor930
      @zeropointsformegamesandmor930 4 роки тому +6

      Half life 2 speedrunners: Get canned, NPC.

    • @abandonedlmao9433
      @abandonedlmao9433 4 роки тому +2

      @@HolbrookStark gordon has no hands
      he uses telekinesis

    • @imaster9032
      @imaster9032 4 роки тому

      @@abandonedlmao9433 true

  • @memes.mp3102
    @memes.mp3102 9 місяців тому +33

    I absolutely love this speedrun because I don’t even know what I’m seeing right now. It’s just absolute chaos

  • @frozenham9553
    @frozenham9553 4 роки тому +897

    Imagine being a scientist just trying to work in black messa and just seeing Gordon freeman fly past you at 120mph

  • @walmart_lover99
    @walmart_lover99 3 роки тому +915

    Man starts and stops an alien invasion in less than 25 minutes

    • @megamagner9463
      @megamagner9463 3 роки тому +38

      *Local man is to fast to respect the fisic laws.

    • @theygamed6914
      @theygamed6914 3 роки тому +28

      Half life 2 disagrees with you on stopping the alien invasion.

    • @xavibun
      @xavibun 3 роки тому +19

      @@theygamed6914 it's a different one but yeah

    • @Justin-qb1yw
      @Justin-qb1yw 3 роки тому +4

      @@theygamed6914 The Combine invasion is not the same as this one but whatever.

    • @tychusenfieldlarsson206
      @tychusenfieldlarsson206 3 роки тому +3

      Half Life storyline begins and ends on a rail, which tells you the story is linear, time doesn't matter.

  • @nigelpisswater484
    @nigelpisswater484 3 роки тому +1196

    9:08 dude trained his whole life just for some guy to literally jump 20 feet in front of him and kill him in less than a second.

  • @chromacat248
    @chromacat248 11 місяців тому +178

    11:22 that was so well timed with the music

    • @scrumpyscrumpy
      @scrumpyscrumpy 5 місяців тому +7

      wanna know something?
      he can refund the game now

  • @reecemunter8907
    @reecemunter8907 4 роки тому +463

    Me: "Hey do you remember that part in Half-Life when..."
    quadrazid: "No"

    • @albertcava4071
      @albertcava4071 4 роки тому +15

      Actually he needs to remenber ever single part to do this xd

    • @silverwolf9803
      @silverwolf9803 4 роки тому +12

      @@albertcava4071 no shit bro

  • @_intzc
    @_intzc 3 роки тому +2662

    him in 20 minutes: finished the game
    me in 20 minutes: *still finding my suit*

    • @iusemyrealnamebefore
      @iusemyrealnamebefore 3 роки тому +20

      Lol same

    • @_intzc
      @_intzc 3 роки тому +50

      @@Alfei22 ikr there's more fun in exploring than beating the game fast but its rewarding if u get a world record

    • @_intzc
      @_intzc 3 роки тому +4

      which is super rare only the chaddest gamers can do that

    • @user-zd3iz3xx6k
      @user-zd3iz3xx6k 3 роки тому +3

      @@Alfei22 sometimes it's so see all of the problems the devs left in or some crap like that, then execute them perfectly

    • @glyph9570
      @glyph9570 3 роки тому +25

      @@Alfei22 Yh but this is speedrunning this guy has definitely played the game normally a bunch of times and has definitely explored to find these shortcuts

  • @reubensammich7827
    @reubensammich7827 7 років тому +289

    "work as quickly as you can Gordon Speedman" *proceeds to push cart into beam at 400+ mph and flies into roof*

  • @chronosgod1
    @chronosgod1 5 місяців тому +30

    "unforeseen consequences" yeah right, im pretty sure gordon foresaw this

  • @bugjug8876
    @bugjug8876 2 роки тому +4706

    Imagine being stuck on a chapter and watching this as a walkthrough.

    • @THEELEMENTKING
      @THEELEMENTKING 2 роки тому +181

      I actually am stuck and just found out I e missed 2 weapons and have no idea how to get them or if I can still get them lol

    • @segfer2545
      @segfer2545 2 роки тому +52

      @@THEELEMENTKING F

    • @theplayer12312
      @theplayer12312 2 роки тому +89

      people stuck on "We've got hostiles":

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 2 роки тому +6

      @@THEELEMENTKING you like your own comment cringe

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 2 роки тому +3

      @@segfer2545 you like your own comment cringe

  • @gloguthrox4435
    @gloguthrox4435 5 років тому +502

    “I seem to be wounded... But I can keep going.”
    EXPLODES IMMEDIATELY

    • @rsw0103
      @rsw0103 5 років тому +1

      That part always gets me. 😂

    • @Candy-sm5yl
      @Candy-sm5yl 5 років тому

      F R E E M O N Y O U F O O L !

    • @ominousvirus5278
      @ominousvirus5278 4 роки тому

      Candy
      LOL
      I was about to say that

  • @MrWojtas282
    @MrWojtas282 7 років тому +751

    3:25 "Work as quickly as you can"
    Sure thing man

  • @IMM0Rtal318
    @IMM0Rtal318 3 місяці тому +23

    4:00 ''Gordon ! get away from the.....
    ''Gordon reached the end game''

  • @Sunburn52
    @Sunburn52 Рік тому +2814

    5:42
    Scientist: "I seem to be wounded... but, I can keep going."
    Gordon: "That won't be necessary."

    • @FrancisHD
      @FrancisHD Рік тому +84

      poor guy

    • @mattwades2627
      @mattwades2627 Рік тому +53

      didnt deserve to be blown up

    • @StaelTek
      @StaelTek 9 місяців тому +24

      I literally spat my drink out in laughter when i saw it!

    • @4rtf25v
      @4rtf25v 9 місяців тому +6

      ​@@StaelTekyou monster

  • @JohnIsPlaying
    @JohnIsPlaying 5 років тому +1815

    Imagine taking 13 weeks, and school of the Marine combat training.
    To only get killed by a grenade by a flying nerd

    • @mayocult2025
      @mayocult2025 5 років тому +89

      I wouldn't visit his funeral
      oh wait

    • @tonnentonie2767
      @tonnentonie2767 5 років тому +11

      oh you are talking about war?

    • @scrubby.y1088
      @scrubby.y1088 5 років тому +7

      Well at least he gave his life for... Wait, is that a worthy cost?

    • @mayocult2025
      @mayocult2025 5 років тому +4

      @@scrubby.y1088 no

    • @sirgrem2988
      @sirgrem2988 5 років тому +19

      *To only get vampirized by a nerd that is now immortal

  • @devyn.
    @devyn. 3 роки тому +3744

    "Gordon is a highly trained professional."
    *_Proceeds to slam an extremely unstable crystal into an extremely unsafe teleporter-looking thing at full speed_*

    • @kabeam5643
      @kabeam5643 3 роки тому +62

      The Anti Mass Spectrometer reads and studies what is put inside it, and they were curious about the crystal so they tried reading it and then that happened.

    • @gavindillon1486
      @gavindillon1486 3 роки тому +113

      **gordon proceeds to yeet himself through the window as the mass spectrometer overloads**

    • @slin0053
      @slin0053 3 роки тому +34

      @@kabeam5643 *falcon punches crystal at mach 5 into aforementioned spectrometer*

    • @sk-sm9sh
      @sk-sm9sh 3 роки тому +39

      "work as quickly as you can"
      Proceeds to gain maximum speed allowed by the physics of the universe.

    • @dendi9883
      @dendi9883 2 роки тому +7

      To be fair all the scientice ignored the error that happens before gordon push that crystall

  • @Polokibird
    @Polokibird 9 місяців тому +27

    This is probably the most impressive speedrun I’ve seen in a game

  • @leo_nid
    @leo_nid 4 роки тому +10522

    when you have 2 hours to refund a game on steam

    • @1grim321
      @1grim321 4 роки тому +573

      It's funny because all these segments took 4 years to make

    • @leo_nid
      @leo_nid 4 роки тому +266

      @@1grim321 the devs are shaking and crying

    • @1grim321
      @1grim321 4 роки тому +23

      @@jgvfdzugnyvfasnefj 0 iq

    • @s1ck8ro27
      @s1ck8ro27 4 роки тому +16

      I was the 1000th like

    • @leo_nid
      @leo_nid 4 роки тому +7

      @@s1ck8ro27 aye my guy

  • @seanlogan1509
    @seanlogan1509 7 років тому +1012

    5:43 "I seem to be wounded, but I can keep going"
    *Explodes into a million pieces*

  • @darkside924
    @darkside924 5 років тому +2935

    When u play the demo version and only have 30 mins of playtime

    • @davidfiser8593
      @davidfiser8593 5 років тому +7

      darkside924 those were the old times

    • @theobserver4214
      @theobserver4214 5 років тому +58

      David Fišer bruh what about the demos that gave you 60 minutes or even made a special gameplay environment just for the demo

    • @davidfiser8593
      @davidfiser8593 5 років тому +9

      @@theobserver4214 I said old times. Where are you pointing?

    • @racer927
      @racer927 5 років тому +19

      @@davidfiser8593 Half-Life: Uplink?

    • @davidfiser8593
      @davidfiser8593 5 років тому +4

      @@racer927 uplink was a full game, wasnt it?

  • @PCux-jy2dc
    @PCux-jy2dc 10 місяців тому +84

    18:06
    "Freeman You fool!"
    "Am I?"

  • @skanderbeu
    @skanderbeu 3 роки тому +581

    i like how every time speedrunners do something unskipabble they do weird shit

    • @themaskedkid8495
      @themaskedkid8495 3 роки тому +92

      see they do funnies to make time pass faster that way they don't have to wait 16 seconds for some idiot in glasses to explain the entire plot of breaking bad before he dies.

    • @gradefprofessional
      @gradefprofessional 3 роки тому +9

      @@themaskedkid8495 lmao

  • @shellofwhatwas1563
    @shellofwhatwas1563 3 роки тому +2112

    Normal Gordon: Theoretical physicist forced to adapt or die in a worst case scenario
    Speedrun Gordon: Theoretical man who destroys physics by moving at the speed of light

  • @nelldogcf
    @nelldogcf 3 роки тому +623

    me 20 minutes into playing half life: Just made the microwave explode.

    • @M_stick
      @M_stick 3 роки тому +3

      Lagit hahahahaga

  • @soldier22881
    @soldier22881 9 місяців тому +56

    Thanks!

  • @stev11
    @stev11 3 роки тому +561

    Gordon doesn't need to see all this he's a highly trained professional.

  • @Vhailor_Mithras
    @Vhailor_Mithras 4 роки тому +496

    "What just happened?" "I don't know, I think we were just saved by an orange blur."

  • @rikingg5629
    @rikingg5629 3 роки тому +695

    >shoots scientist
    >"I seem to be wounded bu-"
    >scientist explodes

    • @jongab2761
      @jongab2761 3 роки тому +9

      "I can keep going" dies

    • @MaskedButcher7
      @MaskedButcher7 3 роки тому

      Timestamps?

    • @joe7367
      @joe7367 3 роки тому

      Hey, me.

    • @betin731
      @betin731 3 роки тому

      *scientist exploding somehow leads to an entire lengthy chapter being skipped*

  • @ultimatum1895
    @ultimatum1895 9 місяців тому +12

    The hilarity of slamming the fucking shit out of the crystal in the AMS followed by whatever the hell it was you did to fire up into the window was a range of emotions I never thought possible

  • @WildingWater
    @WildingWater 4 роки тому +455

    “I seem to be wounded but I can keep going” instantly gets disintegrated by a grenade.
    Here’s the time stamp 5:43

    • @kokostale3080
      @kokostale3080 4 роки тому +19

      Me after working for 5 hours then realizing i still have 6 more hours to go

    • @mnicolas9742
      @mnicolas9742 4 роки тому +6

      I lost it right there

    • @arctix6113
      @arctix6113 4 роки тому +2

      "For go- *DARGH* "

    • @thetophatchicken
      @thetophatchicken 4 роки тому

      Metro cracked me up

  • @SuprememessageNG
    @SuprememessageNG 8 років тому +211

    Looks like Gordon Freeman made it up to everyone for being late to work by breaking physics to complete everything else he had to do in about 22 minutes.

    • @1-800-YLFEN-NAIE
      @1-800-YLFEN-NAIE 8 років тому +16

      all in a day's work

    • @red_reyne
      @red_reyne 8 років тому +16

      Just a normal day in black mesa

    • @gordon--freeman
      @gordon--freeman 8 років тому +2

      👍

    • @SuprememessageNG
      @SuprememessageNG 8 років тому +5

      ***** He solved a Resonance Cascade in a shorter amount of time than it takes for a pizza I ordered to get here.

    • @imafishbish1346
      @imafishbish1346 5 років тому

      Jefferah Meyvitaan L. All in 20 minutes work... well I still have 6 hours left to go...

  • @Uroboros303
    @Uroboros303 Рік тому +3100

    Gordon: flies by at incredible speed 10:50
    Gman:🗿 ok

  • @BaldiReycaster
    @BaldiReycaster 5 місяців тому +23

    Black Mesa Inbound: Ends at 0:00
    Anomalous Materials: Starts at 0:00; ends at 4:02; took 4 minutes, 2 seconds
    Unforeseen Consequences: Starts at 4:02; ends at 4:57; took 55 seconds
    Office Complex: Starts at 4:57; ends at 5:42; took 41 seconds
    We've Got Hostiles: Starts at 5:42; ends at 5:51; took 9 seconds
    Blast Pit: Starts at 5:52; ends at 8:22; took 2 minutes, 30 seconds
    Power Up: Starts at 8:22; ends at 8:23; took 1 second
    On a Rail: Starts at 8:23; ends at 10:16; took 1 minute, 53 seconds
    Apprehension: Starts at 10:26; ends at 12:07; took 1 minute, 39 seconds
    Residue Processing: Starts at 12:07; ends at 13:28; took 1 minute, 21 seconds
    Questionable Ethics: Starts at 13:28; ends at 14:52; took 1 minute, 26 seconds
    Surface Tension: Starts at 14:52; ends at 16:25; took 1 minute, 33 seconds
    Forget About Freeman: Starts at 16:25; ends at 16:43; took 18 seconds
    Lambda Core: Starts at 16:43; ends at 18:11; took 1 minute, 28 seconds
    Xen: Starts at 18:11; ends at 18:36; took 25 seconds
    Gonarch's Lair: Starts at 18:36; ends at 19:48; took 1 minute, 12 seconds
    Interloper: Starts at 19:48; ends at 20:25; took 37 seconds
    Nihilanth: Starts at 20:25; ends at 21:08; took 27 seconds

  • @TheMarzian
    @TheMarzian 4 роки тому +408

    5:43 “I seem to be wounded, but i can keep going”
    *Blows up*

    • @ilovetigs1320
      @ilovetigs1320 4 роки тому +8

      Marzbar I thought that was funny af 😂😂

  • @microwave.9447
    @microwave.9447 3 роки тому +438

    5:43 "I seem to be wounded, but I can keep-" *violently explodes*

    • @fimmt684
      @fimmt684 3 роки тому +3

      That is just hilarious hahahahaha

    • @cian.o
      @cian.o 3 роки тому +3

      When I got to where you had to fight 3 striders in hl2 npcs kept coming at me saying "you aren't leaving without me doc" and then they die.

  • @kozobrody1240
    @kozobrody1240 5 років тому +1361

    We've got to appreciate the US Marines tho. They were able to mobilize and get in action 6 minutes after the explosion

    • @arlenemaroto8205
      @arlenemaroto8205 5 років тому +8

      Yeah i really appreciate how they kill all the scientist

    • @usmarine344
      @usmarine344 5 років тому +4

      Aww thanks bro

    • @ttk-stephenfox1507
      @ttk-stephenfox1507 5 років тому +5

      Semper Fi

    • @usmarine344
      @usmarine344 5 років тому +4

      @@ttk-stephenfox1507 semper fi brother

    • @StudioMod
      @StudioMod 5 років тому +2

      Incelroni well technically they were always on site. Black Mesa is like Area51 and has a military base on site to defend the area. Like in The Mist, even the original security guards were just military police and all had an MP on their helmet,

  • @jocashtap
    @jocashtap Місяць тому +6

    *Game developer creating a videogame*: "wow, create this game have been so hard! I hope the people can enjoy every single detail I put on it"
    A Russian guy on Twitch 3 weeks after the release:

  • @madnessgaming6852
    @madnessgaming6852 3 роки тому +142

    16:10 4k hp. End with 1 hp. What a legend

    • @zedlz
      @zedlz 3 роки тому +4

      how did he get that much health?

    • @MARK-do1eo
      @MARK-do1eo 3 роки тому +8

      @@zedlz is a bug called the infinite health Door. Here you have more informacion
      wiki.sourceruns.org/wiki/Infinite_Health_Door

    • @zedlz
      @zedlz 3 роки тому +7

      @@MARK-do1eo holy crap you are awesome i just beat hl1 yesterday this has made me want to do it in a whole other way

  • @theplayer12312
    @theplayer12312 2 роки тому +2492

    15:14 Imagine being in that jet, bombing the facility with missiles and such, then you see your prime target fly out of a pipe, then use a experimental gun to go nearly as fast as you to make it to a different pipe on the other side of the cliff face

    • @Bananappleboy
      @Bananappleboy 2 роки тому +196

      "Houston, we have a problem."
      -any astronaut whenever there is a problem, because astronauts trained as jet fighter pilots first

    • @braaalhindy9256
      @braaalhindy9256 2 роки тому +45

      I think you can try it in half life opposing force

    • @HalfArrow_11
      @HalfArrow_11 Рік тому +39

      9:38

    • @I_agree
      @I_agree Рік тому +17

      Just a guy flying at mach 10 what about jt

    • @CallMeMimi27
      @CallMeMimi27 Рік тому +5

      i would quit

  • @Enedee_
    @Enedee_ 2 роки тому +2597

    This will forever be my favorite speedrun just because of the bit at 16:07 where he comes to a screeching halt just to absorb the soul out of that soldier

    • @King-ty7mz
      @King-ty7mz 2 роки тому +272

      I really had to go back and figure out how this guy ended up with thousands of HP. This is a glorious moment

    • @klystron2010
      @klystron2010 2 роки тому +272

      and he still finishes the game with 1 hp

    • @Tftmt
      @Tftmt 2 роки тому +10

      Starman pfp

    • @karikurifoxkkf3626
      @karikurifoxkkf3626 2 роки тому +198

      It's from the door tho, but let's pretend it's coming from the soldier 'cause it is way more cooler

    • @bababasri3
      @bababasri3 2 роки тому +7

      @@karikurifoxkkf3626 ok senior

  • @altheaarchives96
    @altheaarchives96 3 місяці тому +7

    1:30 they frikin moonwalked XD

  • @ZPM7
    @ZPM7 4 роки тому +679

    3:55
    God, the way he just SLAMS the sample into the beam gets me every time.

    • @zacdickerson1397
      @zacdickerson1397 4 роки тому +78

      "Oh dear"

    • @atomikcosmonaut522
      @atomikcosmonaut522 4 роки тому +102

      "nice and slowly"
      Slams it in at mach3 and bolts outta there as everything collapses

    • @cupofspiders5830
      @cupofspiders5830 4 роки тому +29

      How to insert a delicate alien sample 101
      *M A C H S P E E D*

    • @magus3872
      @magus3872 4 роки тому +27

      _"Standard Insertion Procedures~"_

    • @cupofspiders5830
      @cupofspiders5830 4 роки тому +1

      Magus lol

  • @EyebrowBandit
    @EyebrowBandit 3 роки тому +469

    0:30 "Freeman, weren't you supposed to be in the test chamber half an hour ago?"
    Gordon: *Yeah, I've got time.*

    • @bestinterest
      @bestinterest 3 роки тому +20

      "test chamber? TEST?!? I have been in your test chamber 157 times and it was all a resonace cascade, at this point black mesa is a joke." Gordon says before running away at mach ten

    • @Sevennnnnnn
      @Sevennnnnnn 3 роки тому +8

      * 30 minutes later *
      Sooooo...i just fucking killed 900 creatures from xen discovered new technology literally made a full life out of my half life and won a physics award on how to bhop irl

    • @matiasfpm
      @matiasfpm 2 роки тому +1

      @@bestinterest haahahhhaahaha

  • @DespinaValnir
    @DespinaValnir 7 років тому +2292

    Nothing can stop the Gordon Speedman

    • @alexandergodfreykleinhans8059
      @alexandergodfreykleinhans8059 7 років тому +110

      The Freeman
      The Speedman
      And let's not forget... The Gorgeous Freeman

    • @DespinaValnir
      @DespinaValnir 7 років тому +22

      Alexander Godfrey Kleinhans The Gorgeous Freeman being the greatest of them all.

    • @elcreyo
      @elcreyo 7 років тому +36

      Gordon Freerunman

    • @costco_pizza
      @costco_pizza 7 років тому +3

      GORDON SPEEDMAN. Lmao NICE ONE!!! HAHAHAH.

    • @kidkangaroo5213
      @kidkangaroo5213 7 років тому +15

      This kid pushes like a fucking idiot. This kid's bhopping through ivy, out middle and through our connector like a SPEEDDEMON.

  • @donaldmcdonald2020
    @donaldmcdonald2020 2 місяці тому +5

    "if you die in the game its your brothers turn"

  • @NeatChill
    @NeatChill 5 років тому +334

    "Weren't you supposed to be in the test chamber half an hour ago?"
    *Freeman proceeds to bring on the alien apocalypse and resolve it in under 20 minutes*

    • @jordanguindon2849
      @jordanguindon2849 5 років тому +19

      Gotta make up for being late on his first day.

  • @IDKkarson
    @IDKkarson 3 роки тому +192

    5:43 “I seem to be wounded but I can keep going!”
    LITERALLY gets blown to pieces a second later

  • @roybatty-
    @roybatty- 5 років тому +796

    16:07
    Door: How much health do you want?
    Freeman: Yes.

    • @LOLTutos
      @LOLTutos 5 років тому +23

      Why did the wall give it health?

    • @worldf1re41
      @worldf1re41 5 років тому +121

      Door is programmed incorrectly - when it closes on you, it is supposed to deal one damage, per tick/frame.
      BUT this door is glitched and instead of dealing 1 damage, it does -1 damage, healing the person stuck in it. By maxing your FPS, and thus, the number of ticks the game can register the fact you're stuck in the door and taking 'damage', you can quickly boost your HP to very high numbers.

    • @iMrParker
      @iMrParker 5 років тому +34

      @@worldf1re41 if (player.collision(door) {
      player.health++; #oops
      }

    • @JarrodFrates
      @JarrodFrates 5 років тому +28

      @@iMrParker More like:
      if (player.collision(door) {
      player.health -= dmg.door; #oops
      : door accidentally deals -1 dmg
      }

    • @ominousvirus5278
      @ominousvirus5278 4 роки тому +9

      I actually found this glitch the first time playing half life and thought that I cheated.

  • @tempoflowdoreborn
    @tempoflowdoreborn 10 місяців тому +37

    Props to the guys for switching the seat so quickly! You all must have trained together for a long time to seamlessly continue the run without interruptions!

    • @aronfejes
      @aronfejes 9 місяців тому +6

      This is is a segmented run 😅

    • @daylawashere
      @daylawashere 9 місяців тому +5

      ​@@aronfejesitsa joke

    • @aronfejes
      @aronfejes 9 місяців тому +1

      @@daylawashere oh. I didn’t realize it was a joke

    • @daylawashere
      @daylawashere 9 місяців тому +5

      @@aronfejes thats okay

  • @sean_r
    @sean_r Рік тому +1030

    16:06 i know this happens because the door does -1 damage, but i really like to think that freeman just ate some marine's soul

    • @natsoy1786
      @natsoy1786 8 місяців тому +21

      Why the door do -1 hp though?

    • @ThatSmartYoutubeUser
      @ThatSmartYoutubeUser 8 місяців тому +75

      @@natsoy1786probably an oversight done by valve, they most likely meant to do 1 damage but i guess they thought negative number = damage or smth

    • @munastronaut8147
      @munastronaut8147 8 місяців тому +83

      ​​@@ThatSmartUA-camUserthere is a theory that the door(s, there is another door with the same properties) was set to deal -1 hp damage because the old barney ai would get stuck in these specific doors frequently and die. as a result, they set it to -1 hp as a quick fix, or for debugging, but forgot to set it to a better number like 0 before release

    • @BetterCallBigShotAutos
      @BetterCallBigShotAutos 8 місяців тому +18

      Man, the marine really was that strong

    • @self-proclaimedanimator
      @self-proclaimedanimator 7 місяців тому +17

      That marine was prolly the DOOM guy
      So he died got sent to hell
      Coz of that nerd

  • @iamliterallyme
    @iamliterallyme 3 роки тому +1763

    Fall damage: **Exists**
    This guy: *No*

  • @gooddemoman390
    @gooddemoman390 7 років тому +276

    Gordon: Late for work again.
    *goes a sonic speed throughout the whole game*