He does really good dental Originally streamed/recorded on August 11th, 2022. Editor: Jack Clishem / jackclishem Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
Imagine being an immortal demon bound in place and forced to watch a puny mortal run around trying to exorcise you, giving a twenty minute long rant about how they should let you and how you'll kill them and doing everything you can to spook them, and they respond by looking you in the eyes and saying 'let's talk about how fucked up that is, the first person killed by the demon is always the person who summoned them,' and your 'victim' launches into a forty minute long rant themselves. That's when you realize that Jerma isn't locked in there with you, you're locked in there with him.
I feel like if Jerma encountered the cenobites from hellraiser, he'd just bore them away by ranting about how fucked up it is that they're just gonna take him away because he solved the box.
@@Explosivevortex "WHAT!? You guys are gonna torture me for eternity for giving you the chance to torture literally ANYONE on Earth? Why would you kill the guy that knows how to summon you? You know what I mean? If you let me live I can just summon you whenever you're feeling bored and let you torture some other person. Seriously I don't get it."
@@babababoiboiboiboi how about both? Hear me out. A dumpster viking burial. Instead of shooting a flaming arrow at a drifting boat, you toss a molotov cocktail into a dumpster filled with ole newspaper while it races down a steep San Francisco street
He has used 'bitch' various times like his old Skyrims to his recent Elden Ring (moon demon idk) which is like still a slur he needs to be mindful of to not use generously so it is very nice to see him reconsider that ever so often.
@@dundeecake how is bitch a slur? You can call anyone a bitch and it still works. It's not really specific to any group. It's kind of a slur for women but it's just way too broad and generally used. Plus I don't really think bitch has the same weight as most slurs, like I'm not even gonna type the n-word but I'll say bitch all day long.
@@dundeecake but to be fair I am arguing over how people use words. which is kind of a fools errand since people use language in such a variety of ways that saying one way is correct is silly. So it's okay to think bitch is a slur but I don't think alot of people are gonna agree with you, since it's so common and relatively unnofensive.
Jerma reminds me of a deer, he's completely fucking unphased by something coming at him from mach 5, but the sound of a window or something hitting the wall makes him crap his soul out.
The jermas spiel about not wanting his body to go through all this rigmarole when hes dead really hits home to me. When I die i just wanna walk off into the woods and never be heard from again
Soup update: Tonight was Tomato Soup with onion, spinach, little bit of sriarcha, black pepper and garlic. On the side was Grilled Cheese on thick bread with Havarti that I dipped into the soup. It was good.
Thank you so much for including the bit where Jerma tells the demon to grant him wishes like it's a genie. Had to be my favorite moment from the original stream.
2:40 This is exactly how I feel about watching Jerma. If someone walks into the room while I’m watching him you can bet that I’m closing my screen faster than I would if it were porn.
Jerma's talking about firing stuff into space yet again. So now we have a car tyre, a copy of Jim Carrey's The Mask, some primitive tools, and Jerma's corpse, all just floating in orbit to show aliens.
They all either get launched out of the same cannon or like 5 different ones set up in a line, and no matter what, at least one of those will collide and lose all momentum before falling back down and probably killing someone in the crowd of his funeral "celebration."
every time a jumpscare happens in this video, i look at the facecam and i say "oh THAT's where that face came from". and then another jumpscare happens & i say "no wait, it was THAT one", and then another happens and i say "wait no,"
It's pretty funny to me that what Jerma wants instead of a funeral is EXACTLY what Hunter Thompson did, down to the literal cannon. #GonzoJournalismAmiright
jerome has it down - I don’t want a buncha technical procedures after my death, just tie me to some rocks, drop me in the Mariana Trench, and attach a little dog-tag that mentions how I wanted this and includes a joke about the titanic or something
Jerma describes the Rick Morty iPad scenario so clearly because that's what he does with Holly, He's been running the grift for month's now fooling her into thinking he's a cool guy with slicked back hair and a leather jacket
I used to be a mortuary assistant and the embalmer I worked with was so desensitized to the job that he'd be eating his breakfast sandwich while he watched me prep the body
8:19 made me pause with my fork halfway to my mouth because I’d just come upstairs to have late night chocolate cream pie and I put this video on to watch while I ate
If I were an architect and had to build a morgue or a funeral home, I'd make sure every room is so well lit that there's no chance for any creepy lighting at all
I hate how the cut off at 1:31 how he says “really? Get a ba-“ as the demon throws shit over and he screams but after the cut he sat there for like half a minute in fear, didn’t mention what the fuck just happened, and just finished his sentence.
I was eating pancakes while watching it and when Jerma said that I questioned my entire life and now I suspect that years of watching Jerma streams have turned me into a psycho like him.
When I first saw the ending of this I couldn't even register the grandma being an actual grandma. Not because she was a doppelganger demon, but because she looked too much like the main character but with gray hair.
Imagine being an immortal demon bound in place and forced to watch a puny mortal run around trying to exorcise you, giving a twenty minute long rant about how they should let you and how you'll kill them and doing everything you can to spook them, and they respond by looking you in the eyes and saying 'let's talk about how fucked up that is, the first person killed by the demon is always the person who summoned them,' and your 'victim' launches into a forty minute long rant themselves. That's when you realize that Jerma isn't locked in there with you, you're locked in there with him.
I feel like if Jerma encountered the cenobites from hellraiser, he'd just bore them away by ranting about how fucked up it is that they're just gonna take him away because he solved the box.
@@Explosivevortex "WHAT!? You guys are gonna torture me for eternity for giving you the chance to torture literally ANYONE on Earth? Why would you kill the guy that knows how to summon you? You know what I mean? If you let me live I can just summon you whenever you're feeling bored and let you torture some other person. Seriously I don't get it."
reading this felt like falling down a flight of stairs
And just when you think it couldn't get worse, he starts demanding wishes
@TheNazkan Bold of you to assume Jerma is a mortal.
Jerma seems like the kind of guy to sell his car for gas money
He would cut the breaks to see the buyer crash it
GYAS
*G A S*
Even then, he wouldnt be able to buy benziin(G-G-G-G-G-G-GAS!) with that money.
he seems like the kind of guy to bring a spoon to the
SUUUUUUPPPPERRR BOOOOOOWLLLL YEAHHHHHHHHHH
Excited for another Mortuary Morty video!
Mortyary assistant
My favorite part about 10:01 is that if Jerma had a gun in his hand he would've no doubt flicked on his head. That snap aim was spectacular.
He's getting tf2 flashbacks.
Tf2 muscle memory returning to his body.
aimbot andy
No kidding, dude. I went frame by frame and that crosshair goes straight between the thing's eyes.
It’s impressive
Jerma begging for a jumpscare only to become the biggest coward as soon as scares are implied is a perfect jerma moment
This game reinforces my belief that I'll refuse autopsy and embalming upon death.
Im with Jeremy here, strap me up for a viking funeral in the sky
just throw me in the trash
@@babababoiboiboiboi how about both? Hear me out. A dumpster viking burial. Instead of shooting a flaming arrow at a drifting boat, you toss a molotov cocktail into a dumpster filled with ole newspaper while it races down a steep San Francisco street
@@babababoiboiboiboi invite all your hobo friends
i'm thinking of donating my body to an alzheimer's research charity so that it ends up in a military blast test
@@lordwaluigi8535 YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
14:55 jerma almost calls the demon a bitch but then decides that's too mean
hes so kind 😊
He has used 'bitch' various times like his old Skyrims to his recent Elden Ring (moon demon idk) which is like still a slur he needs to be mindful of to not use generously so it is very nice to see him reconsider that ever so often.
@@dundeecake define "slur"
@@dundeecake how is bitch a slur?
You can call anyone a bitch and it still works.
It's not really specific to any group.
It's kind of a slur for women but it's just way too broad and generally used.
Plus I don't really think bitch has the same weight as most slurs, like I'm not even gonna type the n-word but I'll say bitch all day long.
@@dundeecake but to be fair I am arguing over how people use words. which is kind of a fools errand since people use language in such a variety of ways that saying one way is correct is silly.
So it's okay to think bitch is a slur but I don't think alot of people are gonna agree with you, since it's so common and relatively unnofensive.
1:31 *Bottle Flys across room *
Jerma: *Screams of pure terror *
6:33 *Actual demon crawls twords camera *
6:41 Jerma: "Jesus."
6:47 *Pages fly across room *
Jerma: *More screams *
WEH!!!
He isnt scared of his own kind
its cus that demon scare sucks poopoo doodoo feces
@@spartan2867 jerma comments are so out of pocket for no reason💀
The thought of uknown evils are worse than the sight of the evils themselves.
The constant 2 glowing eyes behind him really don't help with how scary he looks in pure darkness
17:08 Nothing scarier than the Minecraft arrow sound when the lights go out.
Jerma reminds me of a deer, he's completely fucking unphased by something coming at him from mach 5, but the sound of a window or something hitting the wall makes him crap his soul out.
this is one of those games that I hate Jerma playing because it requires you to actually pay attention to things on the screen to progress
love*
@@frog985-2 this is one of those games that I hate Jerma playing because it requires you to actually pay attention to things on the screen to love
So instead of a normal funeral jerma wants to shower his loved ones in gore???
To Jermamites, that _is_ a normal funeral. Humanity's burial rituals are an alien concept to him. It's why he's so repulsed by this game.
The scariest part of this video is Jerma's incredibly red and creepily lit face.
Blood composition: 100% ketchup
I swear he has the eyes of one of those spongebob popsicles with gumball eyes, exact same look and finish.
It’s the radiation
7:45 how Jerma sees ovens
LMAO
actually took me a moment to realize what this comment even meant. great callback
this whole stream is literally one of my favorites because he’s so scared the whole time and it makes him really bad at the game
Thats 90% of jerma streams, but valid point.
@@MyHeadHz he’s just bad at games
The jermas spiel about not wanting his body to go through all this rigmarole when hes dead really hits home to me.
When I die i just wanna walk off into the woods and never be heard from again
get devoured by beasts or some shit
Uh... okay
Unfortunately you can't walk when you're dead
literally what bears do
@@mastermoo3506 you dont know anyhting about me
Soup update:
Tonight was Tomato Soup with onion, spinach, little bit of sriarcha, black pepper and garlic.
On the side was Grilled Cheese on thick bread with Havarti that I dipped into the soup.
It was good.
nice
Sounds really good I’m gonna try this
hell yeah
Thank you for the soup update.
Try cream of mushroom next
Wow! The passage of time is irreversable!
Jerma would be such a great horror movie antagonist, he wouldn’t even need to act he’d just improv the serial killing bit ❤️
5:16 character: [audibly reluctant & anxious]
yerma: "Why is she talking like a superhero?"
"Anyone eating to this? Feel like it'd be hard."
Me, a mortuary student eating a sonic chili dog: 👁👄👁
Thank you so much for including the bit where Jerma tells the demon to grant him wishes like it's a genie. Had to be my favorite moment from the original stream.
it's clearly trying everything it can to avoid accepting the fact it's trapped by someone like jerma, both as embarrassment and as fear.
It's hilarious how he ACTUALLY checks if Holly is behind him LMAOOOOO
2:40 This is exactly how I feel about watching Jerma. If someone walks into the room while I’m watching him you can bet that I’m closing my screen faster than I would if it were porn.
16:39 is such a VISCERAL expression
"I need 3 wishes before I release you"
It's a demon not a genie, Jerma lmao
Potayto-potahto
Jerma's talking about firing stuff into space yet again.
So now we have a car tyre, a copy of Jim Carrey's The Mask, some primitive tools, and Jerma's corpse, all just floating in orbit to show aliens.
They all either get launched out of the same cannon or like 5 different ones set up in a line, and no matter what, at least one of those will collide and lose all momentum before falling back down and probably killing someone in the crowd of his funeral "celebration."
Incredible work managing to edit out the 3 hours of jerma crying in fear
15:15 Jerma describes the "evil is not a toy" trope in it's entirety
Did this guy just demanded three wishes from a devil ON STREAM
"So, Subway for lunch?" lmfao dude's so immersive
I love how this entire game is actually based around what jerma used to in real life.
Before or after his prison sentence?
used to? he is STILL doing it
@@turbocats8964this is obviously post-war Jerma
every time a jumpscare happens in this video, i look at the facecam and i say "oh THAT's where that face came from". and then another jumpscare happens & i say "no wait, it was THAT one", and then another happens and i say "wait no,"
He straight up burns someone alive on this stream, absolute maniac.
How much do I have to pay to have jerma shot out of a canon at my birthday party 🥺
I’m sure that if his death and your birthday coincide something could be arranged
15:01 faustian andy
0:41 the dead body doesnt startle him, but the loud noise does
It's pretty funny to me that what Jerma wants instead of a funeral is EXACTLY what Hunter Thompson did, down to the literal cannon. #GonzoJournalismAmiright
I'm so happy to see Jerma playing the game that he acted in, he plays the role of a bald monster so well!!!
Jerma is the kind of guy who'd stand by the fridge door closing it slowly to see if he can get it to turn off
This game just fits Jerma so well and it shouldn’t
jerome has it down - I don’t want a buncha technical procedures after my death, just tie me to some rocks, drop me in the Mariana Trench, and attach a little dog-tag that mentions how I wanted this and includes a joke about the titanic or something
I want my dead body to be chained to a rock like fuckin Prometheus
@ChaiTrappuccino and so am I, for not... watching your most recent video - I'm so sorry, please forgive me!
The little Mariana trench critters are going to nibble on your fermenting corpse for a good while
@@luisaazul that’s the plan!
Jerma describes the Rick Morty iPad scenario so clearly because that's what he does with Holly, He's been running the grift for month's now fooling her into thinking he's a cool guy with slicked back hair and a leather jacket
Holly?
@@rotisseriepossum his gf
Jerma is pretending this isn’t his day job
I used to be a mortuary assistant and the embalmer I worked with was so desensitized to the job that he'd be eating his breakfast sandwich while he watched me prep the body
One typically doesn't get the title of "ultimate bad guy" by being reasonable, fair, or thankful.
8:19 made me pause with my fork halfway to my mouth because I’d just come upstairs to have late night chocolate cream pie and I put this video on to watch while I ate
Love how the demon only decides to move when it's already in the fire...
I really hope he plays Mortuary Assistant Morty again one day!
Out of all the people I’ve seen play this game, Jerma struggled the absolute most. Love it!
If I were an architect and had to build a morgue or a funeral home, I'd make sure every room is so well lit that there's no chance for any creepy lighting at all
1:30 would probably be my actual reaction if this happened irl
Why does Jeremy seem right at home during this game
I hate how the cut off at 1:31 how he says “really? Get a ba-“ as the demon throws shit over and he screams but after the cut he sat there for like half a minute in fear, didn’t mention what the fuck just happened, and just finished his sentence.
All I could think of with the Grandma is ster doing the “get out tha car” bit in GTA 4
thank you for having a sunny scene as an intro, the full context of that clip is hilarious.
7:27 OoOoOooh yes....
I see the evil in your eyes......
2:34 i feel personally attacked
guy at 1:48 gave me a heart palpation I jumped so hard
8:27 demon unimpressed by other demon
11:00 prays like mario or luigi in an rpg chatting
He referred to his _own_ funeral as a celebration. What does he know that we do not?
that’s the start we’re going for? god i love jerma
I fucking love his Rick impressions!
First ever streamer to try to mass gaslight people into liking Rick and Morty
Scare Saturdays is BACK!
As a hospital worker that has worked a bit in a mortuary this is somehow still more unsettling
2:00 I love the idea that Jerma's funeral is just some a crazy celebration, and everyone is eager to get what's left of him as far away as possible
Jermas funeral with the cannon and fireworks will be awesome
8:18. I literally just had to listen from a different tab while I ate lol. There's no way I could eat and watch this honestly
I was eating pancakes while watching it and when Jerma said that I questioned my entire life and now I suspect that years of watching Jerma streams have turned me into a psycho like him.
I watched this during stream, I watched the VOD.... and I can't stop laughing at this one
jerma talking about rick and morty is 100% projecting
These demons have Ash vs The Evil Dead personalities
Groovy
17:11 POV: you’re a sim in jerma’s modded game.
Jerma wants to be put to rest like Hunter S Thompson... makes sense
2:11 why do i feel like were that to happen, it wouldn't go to plan
When I first saw the ending of this I couldn't even register the grandma being an actual grandma. Not because she was a doppelganger demon, but because she looked too much like the main character but with gray hair.
"Comments are subjective."
-Bilbo Baggins
jerma: is anyone eating during this stream?
me eating a giant glob of caramel: no.
It's sacrilegious in my house, yet I watch Jerma anyway.
My mother would throw up in my bed if she knew I was watching Jerma985 right now.
i appreciate the classic jerma joke in the description, an oldie but a goodie
jerma985 is my favorite cartoon
Jerma really asking why demons betray people
Goofalicious gamer
08:16 Oh hey that kinda looks like Jerma. Jerma embalming on Jerma.
5:57 That crack in the wall looks a little sus...
Omg it takes place in Connecticut? Hell yeah brother.
Thank you so much for playing!
iwas eating to this video...
I can already see the "Scared Jerma making weird noises" compilation in my recommended
"MORTUARY MORTY" is a hilarious stream title
8:19 I am literally eating breakfast while watching this
jerald nine hundred and eighty five back at it again
great video!
mortuary andy!!!!
I eat while watching this vid, no reaction
This looks like the most unpleasant game imaginable.
He really Jacked it. It's insane
I'm never going to look at the radio announcer the same way.