I went to see a horror movie today. It might have been good, but I kept getting distracted by this clown in the seat next to me. He was absolutely destroyed on red wine, kept screaming at nothing, and when he was asked to stop by the theatre attendant, he kept passing it off as a joke and saying that he was only "Getting it out of his system." Lo and behold, when there was a real scare, he jolted and made this loud yodelling noise, ripping his goon bag in the panic and spraying cheap box wine all over my expensive white shirt. If that wasn't bad enough, he kept criticising the movie's directorial choices and psychoanalysing the characters onscreen, telling me how this and that was "how they get you." Eventually I got fed up and spoke to a staff member, who asked him to leave. I thought that would be the end of it, but he kept taking loud sips of his drink and pretended not to hear her, refusing to leave even long after the movie had ended. What a clown. I heard they had to call the police, and it took ten cops to take him down.
Oh god the part at around 18:00 where he starts talking about ice cream with the "tick-tock" background music feels like I'm being water tortured and forced to listen to him rant
13:33 local streamer has been brainwashed by chat winter soldier style and now physically cannot hear a phone ring near a fan without making a phone guy reference
A phone and a fan on a desk, with two halls either side, a chair, and a person on the phone repeatedly saying "hello", "hi" and "uh.." c'mon, it's a FNAF reference
it is funny but if you think about it your brain has to use a finite amount of processing power spread throughout your 5 senses, like the other comment said its the same reason people turn down the radio to focus on driving
as a fellow adhd man its literally impossible to read if someone or something is making distracting noises at you. I have to turn down music to read constantly
@damn boi yes I did comment this exact thing on another highlights video from the same stream. I think the joke was funny enough that it was worth it to shamelessly repeat it on the official channel and hope nobody notices :)
@@megakillerx holy shit did Majima Goro, from the popular videogame series about very serious crime drama and karaoke known as "yakuza", just reply to MY comment?
The data log for the paper cut out jump scares mention that they were really only effective at giving the elderly heart attacks, so it’s understandable why they worked so well against Jerma.
I work as a server in an elderly care home and the ice-cream rant around 18:00 feels EXACTLY like the conversations I am subjected to while trying to take the resident's orders.
I've seen Vargskelethor Joel play this and be *completely unfazed* by all jumpscares, and now Jerma plays it and jumps over a smily pumpkin made out of cardboard. I somehow feel complete.
jerma having a mental breakdown over the phone and then trying not to do the fnaf 1 phone call is so fucking hillarious to me its like it's seared into his brain, its his sleeper cell activation code but all it makes him do is recite the call himself
@@shoco462 i thought it was a reference to the joke ster_ did in terraria in which he recorded jerma saying "hello" in various ways and played it back to jerma, causing jerma to reflexively say "hello" back.
I love how he was shittalking the game saying "its not gonna be scary because I know it'll happen" then within like 30 seconds he gets scared by a little pumpkin with a face
@@NikolasoGames apparently they actually got sued by some trademark troll. Akuma Kira (the dev) decided they'd rather not bother wasting money defending the title and just changed it. This is also referenced in endless mode at some point. Don't remember how long ago this was but I think it was before the "renovation" came out. The title of the game for a while just had duct tape over the original until hd.
@@voidofspaceandtime4684 IIRC it was a German(?) company called Spooky House or something like that. Obviously anyone with a brain would be able to tell the two apart, but anything to try and make a quick buck amirite?
@@Cheeseboiga Replying late, but one of the monsters is a ghost that eats you if it kills you, and you can talk to the cat during the “threshold of consciousness” segment. The comment’s phrasing made it sound waaaay worse than it actually is XP
The subject seems to be speaking to some imaginary person or persons that he calls "chat". He seems to actually believe that he is speaking to someone. Fascinating.
25:01 I already said this in a highlights video from a fan, and I'll say it again: Jerma literally turns into Dirk the daring in this part. He would do a great job portraying him if they ever decide to do a Live-Action movie.
The atmosphere of the game is pretty perfect, it switches tone and vibe at the perfect time so when you just start to get used to things it changes things up. Also, the cardboard cutouts are great because you never expect it when you are getting chased. The cardboard cutouts also can block you from getting away from a monster as well as jumpscaring you.
am i going insane or is 15:33 a distorted version of one of the yoshis story ost songs EDIT: it DEFINITELY is. and he mentioned the yoshis story ost earlier???? but there was no comment about the music? whats going on
Jerma the master at air guitar returns in an all new adventure. Will he charm these ghosts with his humble tunes or fall to the frights ahead of him? Find out now.
![Spooky's Endless mode 1st Run (Part 1) [Rooms 1-800]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/IY8qR8Y93FY/mqdefault.jpg)
4:45 imagine being in a theatre for a horror movie and the guy sitting next to you does a sick guitar solo when it gets scary
That's why jerma isnt allowed in the movie theater anymore
Also he punched 7 people that might be another reason why
32:40 And the guy sitting on the other side does this.
AND Terror Beatboxing.
I went to see a horror movie today. It might have been good, but I kept getting distracted by this clown in the seat next to me. He was absolutely destroyed on red wine, kept screaming at nothing, and when he was asked to stop by the theatre attendant, he kept passing it off as a joke and saying that he was only "Getting it out of his system."
Lo and behold, when there was a real scare, he jolted and made this loud yodelling noise, ripping his goon bag in the panic and spraying cheap box wine all over my expensive white shirt.
If that wasn't bad enough, he kept criticising the movie's directorial choices and psychoanalysing the characters onscreen, telling me how this and that was "how they get you."
Eventually I got fed up and spoke to a staff member, who asked him to leave. I thought that would be the end of it, but he kept taking loud sips of his drink and pretended not to hear her, refusing to leave even long after the movie had ended.
What a clown. I heard they had to call the police, and it took ten cops to take him down.
The Cardboard *Enemy* SPIDER
Oh god the part at around 18:00 where he starts talking about ice cream with the "tick-tock" background music feels like I'm being water tortured and forced to listen to him rant
POV you’re in Jeremy’s basement and you hear him talking to himself in the bathroom about ice cream
POV you are watching a Jerma tick-tock video
He left out the part about him spitting pistachios into Kim's mouth lmao
@@rockyreecey4191 Streaming on the toilet, as is usual
The part where he literally read out loud to keep the thing close and immediately ran ahead really made me groan
13:33 local streamer has been brainwashed by chat winter soldier style and now physically cannot hear a phone ring near a fan without making a phone guy reference
To be fair, I think it WAS meant to be a phone guy reference.
Granted, that is what the reference is
Is he also wearing a Captain America shirt?
oh my god he looks absolutely miserable when he's doing it
A phone and a fan on a desk, with two halls either side, a chair, and a person on the phone repeatedly saying "hello", "hi" and "uh.." c'mon, it's a FNAF reference
I find it funny whenever Jerma takes out one of his earbuds in order to read out chat as if they're actually speaking
it’s like when people driving turn the music down to see more efficiently
It's the adhd
Gonna stop listening to the chat so he can form coherent sentences lol
it is funny but if you think about it your brain has to use a finite amount of processing power spread throughout your 5 senses, like the other comment said its the same reason people turn down the radio to focus on driving
as a fellow adhd man its literally impossible to read if someone or something is making distracting noises at you. I have to turn down music to read constantly
The amount of times the cardboard cut-outs actually caused him panic and alarm really helps sell the experience.
they’re straight up the worst part of the game
They are so violent. Should be censored.
That's the genius of this game tbh. When you're so tensed up anything can scare you
Who would have thought the guy who beat Flamelurker FIRST TRY would get scared by some cardboard
Cardboard: the ultimate support unit
22:42 caveman when he sees a boat for first time
Alternate joke: the kid from IT
Both these comments fucking slayed me lmao
toy boat
The fact that Jerma gets scared by the cute things but isn’t scared by the monsters makes me feel like HE’S the real monster here.
he's compact enough to punch the kneecaps off the monsters with the force of a thousand suns
@@pyrrehraus6571 *E*
Jerma is like the cliche"funny thing make me scared and scary/gross thing make me happy!" Children's movie main charectar monster
3:52 Half Life Scientist
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NO PLS WHY IS IT EXACTLY THE SAAMEE
8:23 Local INSANE STREAMER gets jumscared, tries to scare the jumpscare back
@damn boi yes I did comment this exact thing on another highlights video from the same stream. I think the joke was funny enough that it was worth it to shamelessly repeat it on the official channel and hope nobody notices :)
I can't get enough of what Jerma might've been thinking when he made those sounds
@@bilbostabbins1882 he got too involved in the spookiness
I’M LOOSING MY MIND, AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
@@megakillerx holy shit did Majima Goro, from the popular videogame series about very serious crime drama and karaoke known as "yakuza", just reply to MY comment?
11:57 I've never heard someone actually say "AIEEEE"
This made me laugh way too hard
oh
Clearly you’ve never heard 8:24
@@_.Dylan._ sounds like a pokemon
If an axe murder actually bust into his home and killed him that would be the last sound he would make
25:05 me when im stealing lemons out of the store using my mouth
@@HD9S ohhh I should've made a joke about how silly that was and how weird that would be
@@HD9S so youre saying you don't?
good comment
+2 Jerma-tier metaphor
Elderly 35-year-old streamer brandishes own neck skin, claiming “This is what a real neck looks like!”
Sorry buddy, in this twitch stream we RESPECT OUR VETS.
@half life cat I'm cryin'
26:20 streamer correctly identifies nintendo's innovative and underappreciated eight generation console
ngl i liked the wii u
The Wii u was incredible
The sounds that come off this man's mouth are truly astounding
Lol thats how he sounds in bed
I don't know how he did the "YOUR SUBMISSION" bit without a voice filter
16:51 he sounds like a puppy oml
he can didgeridoo and he can beatbox lmao
Most Greek name ever
25:07 The bagpipe player face
The data log for the paper cut out jump scares mention that they were really only effective at giving the elderly heart attacks, so it’s understandable why they worked so well against Jerma.
Is your pfp from where I think it is?
@@spectronoid it’s Beatrice from Umineko, if that’s what you’re thinking.
@@pyropoyo Was my second option so thank you
@@spectronoid Now I'm just curious what your first was!
@@pyropoyo It's Nemu from Euphoria, just be wary that it's a NSFW game
9:49 me when I see a bug
Same
This made me laugh way too hard
anti meme
This is so me when I see a bug
Jerma being possessed by phone guy destroyed me
Local streamer has to PHYSICALLY RESTRAIN himself from making a BAD JOKE, ends up SPLITTING his PSYCHE
I can't hear "hello, hello?" without responding now.
Absolutely destored in a fazbear suit, sory guys
“I’ve been here for DAYS now” - guy who is 2 rooms into the mansion
Well the mansion is constantly shifting so the note couldve been written by the guy two days inside the mansion
@@DakkaSolae true
he really liked the first room
thought the door was pull not push
7:30 "That was the easiest math problem ever"
He claims, after getting the math problem wrong.
he predicted the future then. because the game took 3 hours LOL
16:52 What a smorgasbord of sounds
Where tf is your name
@@GloriousVibe •
-braaagh
-aaaaaa
-**screech**
his joints are rusty
Hi
Hey, what's your favorite Nintendo system?
26:20
Davecube
Whyyyu???
said no one
really ? I prefer the 16:38 personally.
@@smellylorenny The Nintendo WILILLILYWIII truly revolutionary.
7:00
"he's taking poison damage"
this made me lol real good
I chortled and clapped when I read this comment
17:31 Never thought I'd get to see a streamer hiss
Minecraft Spider
I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE GAME
4:45
INSANE STREAMER gets so scared, he does a guitar riff
I work as a server in an elderly care home and the ice-cream rant around 18:00 feels EXACTLY like the conversations I am subjected to while trying to take the resident's orders.
16:52 When you are running up the stairs in your basement after turning off the lights
Fun Fact: All of the cardboard cutouts in Spooky’s mansion are made out of 100% recycled cardboard.
Thanks Chris
from what exactly...?
Thanks Chris
Thanks babe.
Huuuuah, thanks babe
18:00 Streamer goes on legendary ice cream rant, decimating stream time and interest alike.
17:32 local streamer shows reptilian gills and growls on stream
Local REPTILOID streamer reveals his tru form ON STREAM
Reptiles do not have gills you fool
@@upyoursdotcom aligarot
26:28 IM LAUGHING SO HARD. THE RANGE OF EMOTION.
19:34 still my favorite moment.
“hi how are ya? :)”
“how are ya :|”
“WHO ARE YA”
I love how it goes from
"Hi what's happenin' how are ya? :)"
to
"Who are ya?"
to
"Who are ya?!"
11:58 No joke, that actually scared me too lol. But I think his scream startled me more.
Yeah that one got me too the scream was startling
Watching that minute-math, moving to scroll to the comments, reading the description; feels like I got read like a book.
Ey it's the matchbox guy
holy shit didnt expect you here
continue to not make videos they kind of sucked
@@insignificantindividual cool
@@insignificantindividual Chad's not a very fitting name for you, is it?
14:31, Jerma gets so scared he gets an english accent all the sudden
Holy shit
I've seen Vargskelethor Joel play this and be *completely unfazed* by all jumpscares, and now Jerma plays it and jumps over a smily pumpkin made out of cardboard. I somehow feel complete.
The duality of man
jerma having a mental breakdown over the phone and then trying not to do the fnaf 1 phone call is so fucking hillarious to me its like it's seared into his brain, its his sleeper cell activation code but all it makes him do is recite the call himself
Jerma does the joke about making fun of youtubers and it's hilarious, 10 seconds later he becomes who he was making fun of earlier is even funnier
Jerma: "This music is messing me up, I just want the Yoshi's Story OST on my stream"
15:36: gotchu fam
how does jerma always have an incredible analogy on-hand whenever chat messes with him 5:18
analogy andy
it's called having an IQ above room temperature
He is the greatest showman
it's that glass of water IQ at work
LMAO i think that person was making a vinny stream joke where, when he mentions disliking something, chat becomes a fountain of "he HATES it"
This was one of my favorite streams. 16:51 as he realizes the path to the door was further than he expected 😂
I love the chat message that said "He hates streaming" after he confessed to not liking Scare Saturdays
7:10 and 32:06 Jerma does the math wrong yet gets the right answer anyways.
Holy shit.
WAIT, HOLY SHIT!
He knows more then he lets on.
the only way to get it right is to be wrong
13:34 I still don't understand if this was supposed to be a weird bit or if he had a legit psychotic break on stream.
That's the million dollar question, I think he's lost his mind years ago
I think he's referencing the phone call you get on your 1st night in Five Nights at Freddy's
It’s jerma making a joke about how hard it was to hold himself back from making a fnaf reference.
That was sick fnaf joke reference
@@shoco462 i thought it was a reference to the joke ster_ did in terraria in which he recorded jerma saying "hello" in various ways and played it back to jerma, causing jerma to reflexively say "hello" back.
"This game is gonna flash you"
oh no.
warning: you will be flashed
12:13 it’s creeping me out how it sounds like he says “platoon” but his mouth is clearly not saying that
ok
why does that creep you out? you misinterpreted the noise... it's not creepy lol
@@floridenko6337 it's honestly horrifying
@@floridenko6337 I'm like seriously freaking scared by it right now like holy @#$%!
@@PapaTheJ that's normal brain tricky nothing strange
17:31 When you're mining with your Stone pickaxe and you found a Spider-spawner
"How the bell do i get out of here?"
The chad in chat: *You gotta do a backwards long jump*
Reddit moment
7:20 good to know 300 minutes is 3 hours jerma, thanks.
32:05
To be honest, he wasn't wrong.
4:45 is literally my favorite jerma moment
This was the exact moment I was looking for thank you.
Jerma should feel right at home with the constant self-talking characters and constant yelling
Imagine if there was an update that added the "When the imposter is sus" face as one of the cutout jumpscares.
“How about this? How ‘bout this one?”
>Gives the most dead emotionless stare I’ve ever witnessed
Good lord I nearly choked to death laughing
Sus pfp 😳
Is the background of your pfp a 2D rendition of The Inventory from Poker Night at The Inventory?
Bruh. How…. How? You must have played spnati before right?
@@jasper_the_ghost Wait, _Strip_ Poker Night at The Inventory?
@@jasper_the_ghost Holy crap, that's a lot of characters...
the preemptive screams sound like when you're going through a characters hurt sounds in the sound menu
I love how he was shittalking the game saying "its not gonna be scary because I know it'll happen" then within like 30 seconds he gets scared by a little pumpkin with a face
13:34 man in his 30s fights the urge to reenact the Fnaf night one phone call.
Remember when it was called Spooky's House of Jumpscares?
Why did they change the name?
@@NikolasoGames apparently they actually got sued by some trademark troll. Akuma Kira (the dev) decided they'd rather not bother wasting money defending the title and just changed it. This is also referenced in endless mode at some point. Don't remember how long ago this was but I think it was before the "renovation" came out. The title of the game for a while just had duct tape over the original until hd.
@@voidofspaceandtime4684 IIRC it was a German(?) company called Spooky House or something like that. Obviously anyone with a brain would be able to tell the two apart, but anything to try and make a quick buck amirite?
15:16 Gordon... STOP! GET AWAY FROM THE MACHINE!
STAHP
A man has fallen into the river in lego city.
Start the new rescue helicopter.
6:56
3:40 jerma becomes an oblivion npc that just ate a poisoned apple.
Jerma saying "hello, hello hello?" Over and over going insane made me laugh so hard my sides hurt. Fuck my humor.
7:00 I swear, there's a sound right after the Half-Life 2 grenades explode, and it sounds JUST like this.
Seconded, there is totally a grunt at the end of that sound and I have no idea why
13:47 aging streamer struggles to grasp the concept of simple technology, tries to talk to voicemail.
17:58 THANK YOU FOR THIS
YES. YES. THIS MAN KNOWS HIS STUFF, HE KNOWS HIS STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM.
JERMA YOU MISSED ALL THE BACKSTORY FOR THE ASIAN VORE GHOST
AND HE NEVER TALKED TO THE VERY NICE CAT NOOOOOO
The vore ghost thing is super fucky. Truly terrifying
the what now
i don't want to know the context behind those sentences.
@@Cheeseboiga Replying late, but one of the monsters is a ghost that eats you if it kills you, and you can talk to the cat during the “threshold of consciousness” segment.
The comment’s phrasing made it sound waaaay worse than it actually is XP
I think he talked to the cat in the full stream
22:43 me when I see a cockroach in Florida
"I've got chapstick all over my face"
I just knew that he wouldn't be able to stop thinking about the dry lips comment
Jerma is like the anxiety I feel when playing a real horror game in the form of a real person.
The subject seems to be speaking to some imaginary person or persons that he calls "chat". He seems to actually believe that he is speaking to someone. Fascinating.
I want more Jerma faces. I still can't get over the one from his first "The Thing" video
19:36 - 19:45 When you see your Grandmother for the first time in a few years.
sprint away from her
25:01 I already said this in a highlights video from a fan, and I'll say it again: Jerma literally turns into Dirk the daring in this part.
He would do a great job portraying him if they ever decide to do a Live-Action movie.
Oh my god you’re right
It's strange how this is one of the most unnerving games that I've ever watched on UA-cam still to this day.
The atmosphere of the game is pretty perfect, it switches tone and vibe at the perfect time so when you just start to get used to things it changes things up. Also, the cardboard cutouts are great because you never expect it when you are getting chased. The cardboard cutouts also can block you from getting away from a monster as well as jumpscaring you.
Jerma's "PG UA-camr" impression gives me physical pain.
7:28 I had to stop multiple times to make sure I wasn't losing my mind with this being incorrect
even though it actually did take 3 hours
300 minutes = 3 hours lol
The Jerma timeline continuum is lagging a bit, but I'm sure it'll restabilize once the prophesied Otto stream comes into the loop
am i going insane or is 15:33 a distorted version of one of the yoshis story ost songs
EDIT: it DEFINITELY is. and he mentioned the yoshis story ost earlier???? but there was no comment about the music? whats going on
I was confused too trust
man was too busy with ocular trauma to realize the game done read his mind
It was edited in. The regular death screen just has the weird percussion noises.
Is this the streamer who said there are 100 minutes in an hour?
Yes
1 kilogram is 1 pound
he did somehow get the 3 hours right, considering he got stuck/lost in a few places
@@zacharyframe1916 But that was wrong. He said it took 30 minutes to do 100 rooms. Meaning it would take 5 hours
oh shoot im bad at math
Why is no one talking about when he had an internal struggle to not reference Five Night at Freddys? What a Jerma moment
35 year old neck owner gets spooked and devolves into hl2 soundtrack
13:30 Jermas tourettes are triggered upon hearing a phone ring
The jumpscare mansion with a dad in its walls.
Jerma the master at air guitar returns in an all new adventure. Will he charm these ghosts with his humble tunes or fall to the frights ahead of him? Find out now.
Parker Stevenson, master of vocabulary.
I don't think I've ever heard someone actually vocalize "AIIIIIIIIIIIIE" before
What if the jerma movie has him coming to the real world
Jerma goes to the real world dude
Ok Sydney hentai man
@@ObossRocks Yo obossrocks, just so you know, I would never hit Jerma, but I'd lay into you.
@@jacobtadlock6972 you must not like babies falling down compilation
Too much of a Mr. Bean ripoff
Jerma reviews Stephen King's IT:
*They float they float they float! They flooooat! They float they float! theyfloattheyfloattheyfloat! They flooooat!*
Kinda funny how Jerma interpreted the Unit 731 reference as the room number
how the heck can you hate strawberry chunks from your strawberry ice cream those are literally the best part
They can get annoying when they're super frozen
@@kinnikuboneman yeah but when they're they're my favorite thing ever in ice cream
probably a texture thing tbh
16:07 my brain when i wake up knowing i have to work :(
Somehow him fake screaming before he thinks he's about to be scared to offset the tenseness is scarier then the actual jumpscare.
Mad props to Jack Clishem! This is a super good edit!
This was one stream I was glad to watch all the way through. It's a cool game, great soundtrack, and I loved delving into its wiki afterwards.
Nobody wanna talk about how good his ice cream take is
This was streamed a year ago by the way lmao
Jerma is late on everything
jerma actually did the hand thing that he said he does when he gets scared. I thought he was just lying like he normally does.
25:00 the real Jeremy trying to escape his embodied prison, “Jerma”.
22:43 when a 5 year old sees a boat for the first time
you can tell when he's scared ,cause it looks like he's trying his hardest not to poop.
I've been waiting for this one for a while
16:00 is the best moment in here