Squirrel Stapler

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  • Опубліковано 13 чер 2024
  • I'm finally back and so of course I decided to play a nice relaxing game where you staple squirrels to your formerly alive wife! Lovely! Made by the same guy that made Iron Lung.
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  • @viridian.vertigo
    @viridian.vertigo Рік тому +4860

    "Don't you worry your pretty little pelt, you're going to make my wife beautiful" is honestly a terrifying sentence

    • @ThatYouTuberYouUsedToWatch
      @ThatYouTuberYouUsedToWatch 9 місяців тому +132

      Yeah tbh it's sounds something like a killer named like The Hunter would say or something

    • @ack7956
      @ack7956 9 місяців тому +101

      8:55 For those looking

    • @thekraken8082
      @thekraken8082 4 місяці тому +73

      32:48 for those not looking

    • @itsonlyculture
      @itsonlyculture 3 місяці тому +8

      @@thekraken8082i giggled

    • @ThatOneMF330
      @ThatOneMF330 2 місяці тому +6

      @@itsonlyculture bro let out a lil "hehe"

  • @JakOTheShadows
    @JakOTheShadows Рік тому +32826

    A year and a half from now: *markiplier presents: squirrel stapler*

  • @redtexan7053
    @redtexan7053 Рік тому +2975

    I love how every play through I’ve seen of this game, everyone who plays instantly becomes just deadly serious and freaked out the moment the *GOD IS COMING* chant begins.

    • @linkin0983
      @linkin0983 Рік тому +311

      I mean, everyone would be if out of nowhere, you heard freaking angel chants coming from the sky, increasingly getting louder 🙃

    • @kexard
      @kexard 9 місяців тому +268

      It’s such a perfect, hair-raising concerto of panic. There’s been little noise, no music, and the only thing to cause noise is the player within the entire game, until that last part.

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 6 місяців тому +54

      @@kexard Surely there's an art to this sort of thing. Related, there's a robbery gone wrong movie called "The Asphalt Jungle" (1950) and it has *no music in it whatsoever* except for the intro, one jukebox scene, and the outro. No ambient music, mostly nothing else but dialogue, gunshots, maybe a few engines and a cutting torch sound.
      Because there's no music at all except in those spots, the Jukebox Scene is a highlight, but I often ask myself why. I keep thinking the movie's just a way of showing a world full of emptiness in crime. But the old man gave the teenagers some jukebox money, so I wonder if maybe the idea is that he saw and finally understood something other than what he talked about doing, which would have been perving on young women, as he probably intended to do when he gave jukebox money. Though at the same time, the music might just have been a way of catching himself. He was on the run, and was caught just outside that diner. He'd have gotten away if he left immediately, instead of staying to watch a teenage girl dance to the jukebox music.

    • @gramioerie_xi133
      @gramioerie_xi133 12 днів тому +1

      @@101VoltsThat’s freaky.

    • @AndreTheBbg
      @AndreTheBbg 9 днів тому +1

      ​@@gramioerie_xi133 biting the curb

  • @marvelgeek642
    @marvelgeek642 Рік тому +1723

    I like to think Amy is somewhere in their house, minding her own business and will just randomly hear Mark yell “SQUIRREL!”

    • @theonewhoasked4977
      @theonewhoasked4977 11 місяців тому +3

      Ok

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 10 місяців тому +41

      I think she is used to it by now.

    • @furygeist
      @furygeist 8 місяців тому +38

      Prolly thinking "Either it's a game or he's hanging out with Chica."

    • @PryzmMusic
      @PryzmMusic 8 місяців тому +16

      "My name is Dug, I have just met you and I love you- SQUIRREL!!"

    • @bnashee
      @bnashee 5 місяців тому +1

      I feel like she must be used to that kind of thing

  • @jippo91
    @jippo91 Рік тому +3427

    As a hunter i can say that this is totally accurate depiction of us. We do be stapling squirrels to our loved ones.

    • @icecloud7418
      @icecloud7418 Рік тому +129

      It’s pretty nice to have some actual representation for once!!

    • @SuomiRatchet
      @SuomiRatchet Рік тому +11

      yes

    • @marthmallow7420
      @marthmallow7420 Рік тому +4

      yea

    • @bullslayer9706
      @bullslayer9706 Рік тому +66

      dont forget we also accidentally discharge our firearms into the ground when we arnt sure its loaded....

    • @imperfectpixel9768
      @imperfectpixel9768 Рік тому +20

      I don't hunt, and I do that all the time

  • @MutedMason
    @MutedMason Рік тому +7731

    Markiplier the King of the Squirrels, now uses his loyal subjects as a sacrifice for his beloved. How sweet.

    • @Gavin-64
      @Gavin-64 Рік тому +115

      👑🐿He is back!!!🐿👑

    • @allanbaker3958
      @allanbaker3958 Рік тому +158

      In the end, he got rid of the false "God of the Squirrels" and asserted his dominance. That is all this game turned out to be.

    • @srenagade7133
      @srenagade7133 Рік тому +47

      Wonder how many people remember that bit lol

    • @davesmith4084
      @davesmith4084 Рік тому +38

      ​​@@srenagade7133 never saw the bit but I always knew the title king of squirrels alongside king of fnaf

    • @inkling457
      @inkling457 Рік тому +6

      ​@@davesmith4084 Same tho

  • @-chaos-4913
    @-chaos-4913 Рік тому +3459

    Gotta say, mark flexing that he can de-bone a squirrel in under 3 minutes, comparably to a squirrels ability to de-bone a male human in under 3 hours is my favorite part

    • @Froggycolouring
      @Froggycolouring 11 місяців тому +55

      Hold on- SQUIRRELS CAN DO WHAT NOW??!

    • @oureminence970
      @oureminence970 11 місяців тому +20

      @@Froggycolouringmy thoughts exactly

    • @sideways5153
      @sideways5153 10 місяців тому +87

      “Ground me if you want, mom. Nothing you do will de-bone the thanksgiving turkey”

    • @buggibii
      @buggibii 9 місяців тому +32

      "i'm sorry, is.... is THAT the guy who can de-bone a squirrel in under 3 minutes??? 😍"

    • @PJM257
      @PJM257 6 місяців тому +7

      *mininutes

  • @Dookieman1975
    @Dookieman1975 Рік тому +1532

    Mark: “I’m not a masochist”
    Walks into bad circle after it hurts him multiple times

    • @Peach927
      @Peach927 Рік тому +10

      he is also a liar

    • @404usernamenotfound_
      @404usernamenotfound_ 11 місяців тому

      420

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 8 місяців тому +19

      "I don't always make mistakes, but when I do, I make them twice just to be sure."

  • @tacomiester
    @tacomiester Рік тому +9454

    Iv never seen somebody so brazenly stare down a weeping angel and immediately turn their back to it without a second thought

    • @codenamefirestarter7478
      @codenamefirestarter7478 Рік тому +443

      What that ol thing nah its docile as a puppy

    • @allinory
      @allinory Рік тому +73

      Same 😭

    • @hotbread1004
      @hotbread1004 Рік тому +222

      Omfg ik right, even the doctor wouldn't turn his back

    • @BillsFan2024
      @BillsFan2024 Рік тому +24

      wut?

    • @BloodMad10
      @BloodMad10 Рік тому +125

      I too agree with this, at first I thought he didn't know what it was but I remember him playing a game with them. And so.. Welcome Back To Another Episode of, MARK BEING FUNNY

  • @theblackunicorn261
    @theblackunicorn261 Рік тому +17632

    I like how Mark spent twice the usual time to play this game but somehow managed to miss the entire story about the witch

    • @LaurenPebble
      @LaurenPebble Рік тому +793

      The witch??

    • @matohunter3564
      @matohunter3564 Рік тому +470

      Mate elaborate please

    • @adamgreenhill110
      @adamgreenhill110 Рік тому +2245

      Mark is amazing at "somehow" always missing a huge area of a game, despite playing it thoroughly. Every time lol

    • @theblackunicorn261
      @theblackunicorn261 Рік тому +4383

      @@matohunter3564 there's a story at the signal tower about a man who bought a paint brush which supposedly had the hairs of a beautiful lady, but was scammed, so he painted what he thought the lady would have looked like with that paintbrush. Then a witch helped him turn the painting alive but since its a waist up painting, the lady only had the top half of her body and was screaming and stuff. The man had to mercy kill the girl with an axe, and then they made a stew with the girl's corpse and both died because it was poisoned. Kinda an abrupt ending

    • @ZackShark1
      @ZackShark1 Рік тому +2607

      @@theblackunicorn261 German fairy tales be like

  • @SpringBon87
    @SpringBon87 8 місяців тому +580

    keep in mind that somewhere out there is an alternate universe where markiplier made a squirrel stapler movie.

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 7 місяців тому +69

      NGL, I would love to see that movie, but only if Ethan plays the wife.

  • @furygeist
    @furygeist 8 місяців тому +286

    "Aww, baby, did you gain five squirrels?" freaking sent me. 😂

  • @elevenlemons489
    @elevenlemons489 Рік тому +4168

    Not exactly the game I expected for his return, but it’s a very on-brand move for Mark

    • @Brigtzen
      @Brigtzen Рік тому +56

      What is more Markiplier than an indie horror game?

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому +3

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @chochoize
      @chochoize Рік тому +20

      its made by the same guy that made iron lung, so expected a bit i guess

    • @markstadix
      @markstadix Рік тому +12

      He is the king of squirrels after all

    • @black.lockhart
      @black.lockhart Рік тому

      never expect anything

  • @HaeBlackstone
    @HaeBlackstone Рік тому +1967

    Anyone else remember Mark calling himself King of the Squirrels? Oh how the mighty have fallen. Now he's killing them.

    • @alexblu9223
      @alexblu9223 Рік тому +119

      Now he's the Tyrant of the Squirrels

    • @firered33
      @firered33 Рік тому +37

      I was waiting all video for a reference to this. Really sad that it never got referenced.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому +10

      E‎‎‎‎‎

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 Рік тому +40

      Welllll...historically, Kings have often killed their own subjects.

    • @kdaunii7070
      @kdaunii7070 Рік тому +22

      What’s a king to a god

  • @Multifire
    @Multifire Рік тому +727

    The build up to that last scare is so perfect. It made me jump when I played it and still made me jump watching this and knowing what was about to happen.

    • @grantcoolguy
      @grantcoolguy Рік тому +22

      Does anything happens if you don’t shoot the squirrel God at the end?

    • @bryanp7831
      @bryanp7831 Рік тому +57

      ​@@grantcoolguy The game abruptly ends regardless

    • @pigeonpower4163
      @pigeonpower4163 7 місяців тому +16

      @@grantcoolguy The ending stays the same, except you lose 1500 score if you shoot God

    • @motafu1
      @motafu1 Місяць тому

      ​@@bryanp7831 what happens if you don't look at god?

  • @RockingSpaceDragon
    @RockingSpaceDragon Рік тому +259

    I think Mark is the only person I've ever seen with the reaction time and movement to whip around and shoot the squirrel god thing

    • @DE.V.S
      @DE.V.S Місяць тому +8

      Fr like why is no one acknowledging that reflex speed

  • @thejoeman0123
    @thejoeman0123 Рік тому +3147

    "My wife needs stapled squirrels" is the best line out of context I've ever heard.

    • @ethereality1565
      @ethereality1565 Рік тому +7

      omg joe man you like markiplier too? dope dude!! good to see you again lol

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому +3

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @PS1Walter
      @PS1Walter Рік тому +26

      bro it doesn’t even make sense in context

    • @oof_man9954
      @oof_man9954 Рік тому +4

      At this point knowing it was was mark saying it, dosent make it weird anymore lol

    • @crxig.tucker
      @crxig.tucker Рік тому +2

      ​@@EEEEEEEE e... ☹️

  • @katemarsh3774
    @katemarsh3774 Рік тому +9036

    The thing that makes Mark an awesome horror game youtuber is that he just goes with the plot. "I must staple squirrels to my wife to rejuvenate her" and he is just like "I must be mad, but let's do just that!"

  • @bearmanjon_bmj
    @bearmanjon_bmj Рік тому +325

    I'll always love how one of Mark's reactions to weird sudden noises is asking "What do you mean?"

  • @searching4somewhere
    @searching4somewhere Рік тому +389

    Is any one else honestly impressed by how Mark can not only identify a squirrel by just like 5 pixels but also accurately shoot them?

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 5 місяців тому +31

      To be fair he has a VERY big monitor

    • @TheRealSuperRabbid
      @TheRealSuperRabbid 2 місяці тому +3

      He is the King of Squirrels after all

    • @motafu1
      @motafu1 Місяць тому

      ​@@cupriferouscatalyst3708 isn't a very big monitor bad tho? makes your screen all wider and stuff is hard to see

    • @LeInternetcockroach
      @LeInternetcockroach Місяць тому

      @@motafu1not really, trust me

    • @starla9627
      @starla9627 22 дні тому +2

      ​@@motafu1 idk much about computer but I think pixel count affects it? like yeah a big monitor with a low pixel count with looks like shit but there's very good monitors nowadays and I wouldn't doubt mark has spent big money on his pc

  • @alexweldon7769
    @alexweldon7769 Рік тому +2782

    "Your squirrel call is freaking out my chinchilla." has been added to the list of things I didn't expect to say today.

    • @DismemberedHat
      @DismemberedHat Рік тому +48

      My rabbit feels the same way

    • @ammarsyed
      @ammarsyed Рік тому +27

      @@DismemberedHat My cat too woof woof

    • @Lykiir
      @Lykiir Рік тому +30

      My chicks too lol (keeping baby chickens in my house atm)

    • @gordonmorgan3131
      @gordonmorgan3131 Рік тому +17

      My chinchilla didnt care bc he only beefs with my vacuum

    • @ryu_798
      @ryu_798 Рік тому +8

      well, the squirrel call sounds like a Corbeau howling danger. So due to this comment, I had to look up chinchilla sounds to guess what it sounds similar to; Firstly I understand why you have one as your pet, secondly it sounds somewhat like a child to mother, so it may be confused with that or another animal calling danger depends on what kind of "freaking out" actions took place. I'll see for a rabbit, as I have 2 killer rabbits home with me { referring to how they look in minecraft, I am not aware if they have a name. }

  • @taylordiamond
    @taylordiamond Рік тому +4269

    Me: Enjoying my day.
    Mark: The words "Squirrel Stapler".
    Me: No longer enjoying my day.

    • @gerardwayseyelash
      @gerardwayseyelash Рік тому +48

      I'm just trying to cuddle up in my bed 💀

    • @thomasvanderstoel9
      @thomasvanderstoel9 Рік тому +54

      I can't find my stapler..

    • @mylo2623
      @mylo2623 Рік тому +65

      @@thomasvanderstoel9 I cant find my squirrel...

    • @Comicalstupid
      @Comicalstupid Рік тому +14

      ​@@gerardwayseyelash with the recent a cat got blender alive in China the title gave me a heart attack

    • @gerardwayseyelash
      @gerardwayseyelash Рік тому +33

      ​@@Comicalstupid 😀 Excuse me a W H A T

  • @gbjsyzftbcacjyfubjygkgcjae3182
    @gbjsyzftbcacjyfubjygkgcjae3182 Рік тому +262

    for such an absurd core concept, this was incredibly well-done. day 5 of this gives me the same kind of creeps A HOUSE IN THE OCEAN from Mister Manticore does, and i love it

  • @Momo_yaki
    @Momo_yaki Рік тому +711

    The fact that I haven't seen anyone mention Mark's incredible ability to spot the squirrels is *nuts* 🥜

  • @jeanstephens9843
    @jeanstephens9843 Рік тому +5753

    mark: *gets hurt by weird circle*
    mark: *goes back in*
    also mark: i'm not a masochist guys

    • @potatonumber200
      @potatonumber200 Рік тому +110

      Well he just wants to see how much his body can handle!! Nothing else!!!! I promise!!!!!!

    • @creepypeep6837
      @creepypeep6837 Рік тому +10

      I thought the same thing 😭

    • @horizonbumpy2828
      @horizonbumpy2828 Рік тому +1

      it's a game character...

    • @sopranoorb3123
      @sopranoorb3123 Рік тому +3

      ,I've oo. oo o. oo,o, o. oo Km t😢t😢

    • @giostechnologygiovannyv.ri489
      @giostechnologygiovannyv.ri489 Рік тому +5

      13:45 is that a squirrel ghost???! XD
      14:10 oh good sirenhead is going be part of this xD
      15:56 uuuh that's a bad circle.... why?! Oh why though?!?!?! but why?!
      22:30 that's a bear, that's a squirrelbear XD
      23:06 I don't want squirrel facts XD
      24:08 what did he explode?!?!? XD
      24:46 what do I do??! Lixian what would you do in this moment?!?! what would you do in this predicament!??? Don't make the wrong choice!!! RUUUN!!! XD
      31:40 wow!!! wai... wave wave waveeee!! (Mark I think you meant wife XD )
      32:50 hi wife hello wife!!! XD
      38:08 unless I should be and then I will be XD (afraid of the "god" of the squirrels XD)
      41:40 this could be a problem XD
      Mark later: What do you mean?!??!?! XD (his cliche now)
      42:56 WOW!!! XD what? what? What happened?!?!?
      43:40 if you don't .... I waas expecting that boriiiing MARK!! you are predictable!!! XD btw I don't see any link of the trailer in the description! XD

  • @Poggers_Dude
    @Poggers_Dude Рік тому +4018

    I can't help but imagine Amy sitting somewhere in the house, hearing Mark yelling from the other room "SQUIRREL!!!" over and over again.
    ... and just shrugging since this is simply another normal day in her life with Markiplier.

    • @virtuedreamer6623
      @virtuedreamer6623 Рік тому +133

      pray she does not become adorned in squirrels

    • @Violet_Parrkee
      @Violet_Parrkee Рік тому +86

      Maybe one day she'll just be like 'fuck it' and then morph into a squirrel
      I just woke up I'm not entirely in the right mindset rn

    • @TrashBinSouvenir
      @TrashBinSouvenir Рік тому +13

      And Chica 😂

    • @alexmarsden7120
      @alexmarsden7120 Рік тому +32

      She takes Chica back from a walk and hears mark screaming SQUIRRELS

    • @Bloobertang
      @Bloobertang Рік тому +26

      Then she sees run out of the room with peanut butter on his face screaming I’m king of the squirrels

  • @coleskylar4598
    @coleskylar4598 Рік тому +51

    i love how it’s not even stapling the squirrel pelts, it’s just the whole ass squirrel

  • @cannonjackson9302
    @cannonjackson9302 Рік тому +161

    Mark: presses play
    Squirrel stapler: *come on baby, don’t fear the reaper*

  • @thysens
    @thysens Рік тому +2520

    I gave my wife the squarcass treatment and she absolutely LOVED it! The rejuvenating oils of a squirrel's pelt did wonders for her skin! It's incredible the kind of nutrients a squirrel's antenna can absorb while rummaging around in the dirt. Plus all the urine haha! It did cost an arm and a leg, but luckily the squirrel's regenerative abilities have us covered!

    • @icecloud7418
      @icecloud7418 Рік тому +83

      Squarcass 🤣 What a great name for the treatment

    • @dfox67
      @dfox67 Рік тому +33

      @@icecloud7418 its a real medical terminology

    • @DissonantSynth
      @DissonantSynth Рік тому +2

      ​@@dfox67 no it isn't

    • @IHaveTheSause
      @IHaveTheSause Рік тому +24

      @@DissonantSynth source?

    • @DissonantSynth
      @DissonantSynth Рік тому

      @@IHaveTheSause google, you illiterate weeb

  • @ChokyoDK
    @ChokyoDK Рік тому +4070

    Glad to see Markiplier King of the Squirrels ruling over his squirrel subjects once again.

    • @Karaticat
      @Karaticat Рік тому +79

      the lack of peanut butter in this video is killing me

    • @babyboy6685
      @babyboy6685 Рік тому +40

      I was like: I thought he was the king of squirrels..

    • @Tangarisu
      @Tangarisu Рік тому +7

      I see him as no king of mine

    • @viaguerro4694
      @viaguerro4694 Рік тому +21

      ​@@Tangarisupokemon don't count

    • @kevinjacob7858
      @kevinjacob7858 Рік тому +11

      A man of many crowns, indeed

  • @reid3031
    @reid3031 Рік тому +186

    honestly, the last three minutes of Squirrel Stapler is some of the best horror ever seen in basically any medium

  • @mileetah
    @mileetah Рік тому +70

    Man I love how the beginning of this video was Mark talking about how everyone was saying how life changing this game is and he missed pretty much all of the lore and was just like "Welp!".

  • @EpicMuttonChops
    @EpicMuttonChops Рік тому +4329

    the squirrel god just showing up in the last minute jumpscared me more than any of mark or lixian's attempts in the scary games videos

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому +16

      E

    • @czslendy9646
      @czslendy9646 Рік тому +57

      ,,Ancient eldritch squirrel" O_O

    • @infinityzer054
      @infinityzer054 Рік тому +18

      “MANKEY”(pokemon lookin squeewaal)

    • @pjesmile
      @pjesmile Рік тому +44

      The thing is their scares are usually pretty predictable/expected. I think I got got once during a three scary games, but I can't remember which one 😅

    • @cowboycat4083
      @cowboycat4083 Рік тому +4

      @@pjesmile was it the one that was snow themed? In a small hut, surrounded by a snowy forest or something?

  • @emptybanana2126
    @emptybanana2126 Рік тому +4050

    love how easily and violently markiplier will swing in and out of character while playing games

  • @magiguy7897
    @magiguy7897 Рік тому +117

    The sheer amount Mark is missing during this playthrough is killing me

  • @coltonsteele4146
    @coltonsteele4146 Рік тому +71

    “Squirrels regenerate lost limbs?” is gonna hit an all time high on Google after this video

    • @gren4586
      @gren4586 10 місяців тому +10

      yea, the squirrel facts are just other animal facts advertised as squirrel facts right?
      cuz if memory serves, the one about urine coming from under the eyes is actually a thing with lobsters

    • @kaitlando636
      @kaitlando636 5 місяців тому

      Lol

    • @That1WubboxDude
      @That1WubboxDude 5 місяців тому +1

      That's an axolotl fact lol

  • @shadesmcf
    @shadesmcf Рік тому +1717

    King of the Squirrels back with some good ol horror

    • @distracteddingo
      @distracteddingo Рік тому +40

      I can't believe he's just killing his subjects like that

    • @lockedontarget770
      @lockedontarget770 Рік тому +39

      I'm glad someone else also remembers the OG King of the Squirrels!

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому +4

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @simplyhere9887
      @simplyhere9887 Рік тому +12

      @@distracteddingo he needs to keep them in line

    • @distracteddingo
      @distracteddingo Рік тому +4

      @@simplyhere9887 ok fair enough

  • @TwoPolarCat
    @TwoPolarCat Рік тому +2107

    I am a squirrelologist and i can confirm every squirrel fact in this game was accurate.

    • @Mike-official
      @Mike-official Рік тому +49

      ah, a fellow squirrel-head

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому +2

      E

    • @ViceVersaVR
      @ViceVersaVR Рік тому +5

      i am too and i agree

    • @cmales7209
      @cmales7209 Рік тому

      So they really can de-bone a human male in less than 3 hours? Interesting...

    • @kabukiiimono
      @kabukiiimono Рік тому +17

      THEY FR PEE ON EACHOTHER FROM THEIR EYES TO COMMUNICATE⁉️

  • @winterchill365
    @winterchill365 9 місяців тому +28

    Based on my analysis of the story of the game, the painted lady story is a sort of metaphor about the main character, who is already insane and is rationalizing for murdering his own wife and covering her corpse with the carcasses of squirrels that the main character hunted to make her look "beautiful" and pretend that his wife is still alive. Just like what was written in the painted lady story about "the stew being poison" and "art will eventually destroy the artist", the man has been hallucinating and died after eating the squirrels that died near his home from poison. All in all, the game is ominous and eerie. As always, brilliant work by David Szymanski in developing and making Squirrel Stapler.

  • @spencer2.092
    @spencer2.092 Рік тому +36

    that first ghost squirrel got me so good i almost threw my phone in the air 💀

  • @KiiXii
    @KiiXii Рік тому +2481

    I love how in a collective game box with games such as squirrel stapler, there’s things like “sucker for love.”

    • @syppie6510
      @syppie6510 Рік тому +107

      Completely opposite games but similar in a way

    • @skoopdewoop
      @skoopdewoop Рік тому +30

      ​@@syppie6510 eldrich horrors?

    • @MattIsTheCat
      @MattIsTheCat Рік тому +16

      Have you seen the new game in that series, Manly already played the latest demo.

    • @MattIsTheCat
      @MattIsTheCat Рік тому +8

      ManlyBadassHero is way better than Marikiplier as far as games played, when the games were played (usually immediately), and accurate thoughts.

    • @acousticuzi6988
      @acousticuzi6988 Рік тому +71

      @@MattIsTheCat literally no one cares

  • @cassiecote4822
    @cassiecote4822 Рік тому +1283

    My dog must’ve heard Mark say “squirrel” so she brought me her squirrel toy

  • @bulcanworks
    @bulcanworks 4 місяці тому +20

    so, then.. are we just never going to discuss how mark broke the fucking sound barrier at 21:42 and never addressed it even slightly?

  • @itrashcant7947
    @itrashcant7947 Рік тому +35

    Yeah the ending of Squirrel Stapler is pretty creepy. Seeing “God is coming” and the countdown timer and the chanting makes me panic lol

    • @motafu1
      @motafu1 Місяць тому +1

      GOD IS HERE 🐿

  • @morgansutts2998
    @morgansutts2998 Рік тому +2342

    Mark: this is the saddest kitchen I’ve ever seen
    Also Mark: I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS!

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj Рік тому +77

      Well statistically speaking you're 5 times more likely to fall off a ladder than to die from an oven. So that's why he has 5 ovens in case some maniac attacks him with a ladder.

    • @Mizu-AM
      @Mizu-AM Рік тому +14

      didn't he move or get rid of some of the ovens? I remember he said he didn't have 5 anymore

    • @madheretic4423
      @madheretic4423 Рік тому +4

      @@Mizu-AM I think he moved.

    • @digitalizedmind6784
      @digitalizedmind6784 Рік тому +1

      @@Mizu-AM 😭😭

    • @smbroos8316
      @smbroos8316 Рік тому +4

      ​@@stylesrj nice grunkle Stan reference

  • @nichtroshi9085
    @nichtroshi9085 Рік тому +629

    I love marks ability to fuck up every jumpscare in every game

  • @thehengy3232
    @thehengy3232 Рік тому +631

    Markiplier good timing. I know this comment will get lost in the void here but I just gotta say that I am glad you are back. My mother passed away very recently and watching UA-cam is a good distraction at the end of the day when there’s nothing left to do. So I just wanna say glad that you’re back, can’t wait for iron lung. Also another thing, I saw a clip of you talking on a podcast about that Kurzehgstat or however you spell it about but you talked about spending 90% of your time with your parents by the time you are 18. Well I’m 20 so that helped a bit. But regardless all I wanted to do was tell you thanks for that and glad you’re back. Peace.

    • @H0r53f7y
      @H0r53f7y Рік тому +29

      My condolences for your loss🙏💖

    • @khchosen1
      @khchosen1 Рік тому +17

      I’m sorry for your loss friend ❤

    • @dylpspevtre
      @dylpspevtre Рік тому +14

      Hope you hold up alright, keep your head up

    • @CheyennePrody
      @CheyennePrody Рік тому +13

      Your doing great, I’m sorry for your loss

    • @mariaisabellefernandez318
      @mariaisabellefernandez318 Рік тому +13

      My Condolences to you bro..

  • @Xuno-cr6fb
    @Xuno-cr6fb 4 місяці тому +37

    41:58 Atheist when they go to church for the first time.

  • @jacobfox8943
    @jacobfox8943 Рік тому +643

    Squirrel Stapler sounds like it could be the weirder sidekick of Dog Welder

    • @247HOPALONG
      @247HOPALONG Рік тому +14

      Yay for obscure comic book hero references!

    • @247HOPALONG
      @247HOPALONG Рік тому +3

      BTW wasn't he a Great Lakes Avenger?

    • @proving9606
      @proving9606 Рік тому +2

      @@247HOPALONG Was that Dog Welder 2?

    • @le0pard3tar
      @le0pard3tar Рік тому +5

      𝒯ℴℴ 𝓉𝓇𝓊ℯ

    • @mark021202
      @mark021202 3 години тому

      ​@@247HOPALONGI think he's from dc

  • @Zekenstein_
    @Zekenstein_ Рік тому +585

    i love how the First game he plays when he comes back is just "squirrel stapler"

    • @zafelrede4884
      @zafelrede4884 Рік тому +20

      It's made by the guy who made Iron Lung, so it makes sense :)

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому +1

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @whatchudoin
    @whatchudoin Рік тому +37

    Bro the ending actually sent shivers down my spine just from pure stimulus overload

  • @GarkeMan
    @GarkeMan 7 місяців тому +9

    29:48 I NEED MORE BOOLETS

  • @cathony6788
    @cathony6788 Рік тому +1058

    mark trying to pronounce polish surnames is the best thing ever

    • @hangeisoffline9011
      @hangeisoffline9011 Рік тому +30

      he should be try Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

    • @jerzybaranowski7555
      @jerzybaranowski7555 Рік тому +13

      He should try chrząszczyboczekmetapacionkociewiczofalokrzysztofoniczny (yes that is a Word (tho it is made up(not by me)))

    • @moose8846
      @moose8846 Рік тому +10

      Polish people can't even pronounce polish surnames 😂

    • @GoPissAboutIt420
      @GoPissAboutIt420 Рік тому +8

      ​@@moose8846 you dare try and challenge me?

    • @H0lart
      @H0lart Рік тому +4

      As a guy from poland i can confirm. We have some pretty weird words and even weirder surnames

  • @firestarex3544
    @firestarex3544 Рік тому +933

    Those squirrels sure we're stapled. Congrats on getting your squirrel stapling license, Mark.

    • @fabiopauli420
      @fabiopauli420 Рік тому +7

      What are you doing here arent you busy being dead?

    • @JayyStillPlays
      @JayyStillPlays Рік тому +8

      @@fabiopauli420well he’s gotta do something besides sit in starclan all day😂😂

    • @lordofducks3430
      @lordofducks3430 Рік тому +1

      Hey i've seen you before

    • @lordofducks3430
      @lordofducks3430 Рік тому

      @@JayyStillPlays And fancy meeting you here again

    • @JayyStillPlays
      @JayyStillPlays Рік тому

      @@lordofducks3430 really? That’s kinda funny😂😂

  • @gamer3428
    @gamer3428 Рік тому +20

    FINALLY!!! I once saw this game in a perfectly cut screams compilation and it got me interested, but I wasn't able to find its origin. Now, after what feels like 2 years, I happened to stumble upon it with this video!!! Thank you Markiplier

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 11 місяців тому +9

    Having a video start off with "GOD IS COMING" in the middle of the screen is powerful
    31:36 Jfc that wife jumpscare got me-

  • @emmamix
    @emmamix Рік тому +400

    How many years I have been watching Mark's videos and no jumpscare has gotten me... and then that goddamn ghost squirrel had to come along and ruin EVERYTHING.

    • @theonewhoasked4977
      @theonewhoasked4977 11 місяців тому +3

      Fr

    • @lee-annmccauley3185
      @lee-annmccauley3185 5 місяців тому +1

      It was squirrel god for me 😅

    • @Dutchy4564
      @Dutchy4564 5 місяців тому

      Yes for whatever reason that one made you feel like 10000 volts had been sent through my spine

    • @Dutchy4564
      @Dutchy4564 5 місяців тому +1

      Also the hooded man in the door frame which just him suggesting that someone was there made me jump but when I actually saw the man I just felt sad that it had taken me 5 minutes

  • @sprenzo9566
    @sprenzo9566 Рік тому +581

    'Naturally you'd die if you had a giant bullet wound' is something I'm gonna steal from now on.

  • @aymuhspunj
    @aymuhspunj Рік тому +8

    I'm glad David Szymanski chanting "Squirrel Stapler" and "Chop Goblins" at Mark during filming have worked even with just one of them.

  • @lordegggaming1372
    @lordegggaming1372 Місяць тому +4

    At 16:20 you can actually see God behind mark as he turns in the bottom left

  • @styrka8820
    @styrka8820 Рік тому +137

    “The squirrel will die of natural causes, *naturally you’d die if you had a giant bullet wound* “
    -Mark
    I will be taking this 😂

    • @ammarsyed
      @ammarsyed Рік тому

      I dont get how you can take a quote? WIll it be yours. , you cant copyright a quote last time I checked buddy. Think before you comment. It it also not natural to die in this way. Having a bullet in your skull is not normal. I would know because my friends dad is a doctor. You can ask me for advice anytime because I clearly see you are misguided.

    • @styrka8820
      @styrka8820 Рік тому +6

      “Think before you comment”
      - Ammaros

    • @ammarsyed
      @ammarsyed Рік тому

      @@ninin117 it is a joke comment lol

  • @jeffthepuppetYT
    @jeffthepuppetYT Рік тому +1210

    Everyone: "Play Cooking Companions! Play Amanda the Adventurer!"
    markiplier: "Squirrel Stapler"

    • @The24thWight
      @The24thWight Рік тому +93

      He made the right choice.

    • @persephoenix
      @persephoenix Рік тому +74

      Common Mark W

    • @mim4548
      @mim4548 Рік тому +8

      didnt he play this game before. seems very familiar

    • @rogue8146
      @rogue8146 Рік тому +23

      mark: i played a game by david szymanski and it was good now i'm too busy filming the movie to make videos
      also mark: I HAVE RETURNED SO I CAN PLAY ANOTHER GAME BY DAVID SZYMANSKI

    • @Celest1alAdd1ct1on
      @Celest1alAdd1ct1on Рік тому +4

      we want mark to play the games that manly played

  • @pjesmile
    @pjesmile Рік тому +26

    Okay, but Lixian telling Mark he deserved it when he got exploded by that squirrel-bear was A+ comedy 🤣 (he did, totally deserve it, BTW)

  • @bashfulwolfo6499
    @bashfulwolfo6499 Рік тому +12

    I honestly love this game and I’m glad Mark played it, it’s such a weird horror game and I adore how strange it is

  • @metalninja2474
    @metalninja2474 Рік тому +637

    For some reason calling a squirrel's sound a "squonk" make me laugh so much

    • @astroblaze_
      @astroblaze_ 3 місяці тому +1

      the best part is I'm pretty sure that's scientifically what they are called

  • @chimeravids7397
    @chimeravids7397 Рік тому +562

    I love how at random moments he will get so into character of this "husband". Reminds of the crazed pinked mustache guy we all love- Warfstache.

  • @barneyfrombIackmesa
    @barneyfrombIackmesa Місяць тому +9

    42:38 guys I think god is here

  • @Foxy57537
    @Foxy57537 7 місяців тому +6

    29:01 Pretty much the only mention of DUSK in Mark's entire channel.

  • @katefarms
    @katefarms Рік тому +661

    Any game where Mark can scream SQUIRREL as frequently and loudly as he wants while being able to deduce some parasocial or metaphorical meaning is the perfect game for him

    • @lazarusfitness3892
      @lazarusfitness3892 9 місяців тому +5

      He's come a longggg way from smearing peanut butter on his face and hearing them call to him... Or maybe he is exactly the same...? lmao

    • @furygeist
      @furygeist 8 місяців тому +3

      Chica on the other side of the door freaking out cuz she can't find the squirrels.

  • @naturaldreamer9783
    @naturaldreamer9783 Рік тому +572

    I'm going to be honest... I wasn't expecting that ending. I thought something else would pop up in the end, but welp... It certainly made me jump. This was a creepy, yet interesting game. I never thought hunting squirrels would literally come back to bite you in the bum. Awesome video!

    • @SuperSonic04395
      @SuperSonic04395 Рік тому

      💖💖💖

    • @nagabe6394
      @nagabe6394 Рік тому +1

      this game made by the same dude who made Iron Lung, hence the similarity with the ending

    • @naturaldreamer9783
      @naturaldreamer9783 Рік тому +10

      @@nagabe6394 Oh, that part I understand completely. What threw me off a bit at the end was that I was expecting something else to greet the man.
      *Spoiler*
      I thought it was going to be his dead wife or something. I based that off of the note that 'she' left him about not wanting the squirrel skin and wanting hers back, but If her husband didn't give the skin back to her, she wanted his instead.
      The ending was quite spooky in the end, so that's all that matters.

  • @Borealis109
    @Borealis109 8 місяців тому +7

    This reminds me of my cousin Jack who has an irrational fear of squirrels. He says they're always watching and can attack at any time. Even in an apocalyptic scenario, from nuclear to flooding, they will survive and therefore have a grudge against humanity

  • @KeelhaulHedgehog
    @KeelhaulHedgehog Рік тому +22

    The expression and noise he makes after saying the word" pooky bear"
    Has me rolling😂

  • @leannwagler9877
    @leannwagler9877 Рік тому +454

    The fact that Lixian actually put something in the doorway at
    18:35 so mark wouldn't seem crazy

    • @deletodraw1944
      @deletodraw1944 Рік тому +14

      i dont think he did

    • @coolcatkcs
      @coolcatkcs Рік тому +52

      @@deletodraw1944 bottom left on the first look is two beady eyes and a smile, kinda like the squirrel god

    • @Zarvain
      @Zarvain Рік тому +28

      @@coolcatkcs It took me far too many tries to see that, and in the end had to go frame by frame. Graphic blur makes it hard to tell if anything is really there or just a visual quirk of rendering. There is just one frame at the 37 second mark for anyone wanting to see it. Directly below Mark and kind of hard to make out if not looking for it.
      Of course, the real question is did Lixian do it or was it already there?

    • @benj8859
      @benj8859 Рік тому +1

      I don't see anything, am I immune?

    • @finleydoyle4913
      @finleydoyle4913 Рік тому +11

      ​@@ZarvainLixian put it there, the way it moves and how it fades away means it was edited in
      Also looks like a scary smile I've seen before on the Internet.

  • @masontrupe9047
    @masontrupe9047 Рік тому +259

    Literally immediately before Mark asks "...is that a squirrel ghost?" I thought to myself
    "...why he got a healthbar tho..."

  • @Simonthetoad911
    @Simonthetoad911 Рік тому +24

    All the facts in this game about squirrels are all very true and yummy.

  • @TheLactoseLord
    @TheLactoseLord 8 місяців тому +2

    I fell asleep to this video and it was so bizarre. I always forget that sometimes the things you hear irl can happen in your dreams. I remember I was in some plaza and there was a Starbucks, and all I remember otherwise is this dad and his son and the son was playing on a tablet or some other device and it was like full blast volume, “BANG” and just loud noises and such coming from the tablet. All until I woke up and saw this video again lol

  • @tinodethuong
    @tinodethuong Рік тому +750

    15:56 right after he mentions iron lung, he finds a structure that looks exactly like one of the points of interest with the giant teeth circle thing in iron lung. Does no one else notice this?

    • @JMandJJ7797
      @JMandJJ7797 Рік тому +15

      No I did not, wonder if it's a hint or some kind of ARG type thing

    • @BluZombie
      @BluZombie Рік тому +100

      The rancid blood of the disgraced forest kin stains the world, floods it. The sins of predecessors makes headway for the tragedy of their descendants.
      in other words, wouldn't it be really funny if this was a prequel (despite iron lung taking place on a moon)

    • @EatyourWafflesplease
      @EatyourWafflesplease Рік тому +37

      @@BluZombie this could be a terraformed moon, who knows

    • @flamingcat1101
      @flamingcat1101 Рік тому +10

      ​@@BluZombie wasn't earth also turned into something like a blood moon? Or it disappeared

    • @BluZombie
      @BluZombie Рік тому +13

      @flaminggaming1287 I thought the plot of Iron Lung was that all inhabitable planets just.. vanished

  • @Tenizionn
    @Tenizionn Рік тому +179

    Games that start off so quietly and slowly progress into madness are some of the best games, I swear. They just lure you into a false sense of security, making jumpscares 10x better, no matter how cheesy it might be

    • @orangeknife4220
      @orangeknife4220 Рік тому +9

      There's even a side story that gets gradually more gruesome, but then abruptly ends, making you unsure if there's actually something else scary going to happen (which Mark missed btw)

  • @_notquitehuman_
    @_notquitehuman_ 10 місяців тому +3

    I think you were right about this game changing lives bc I haven't been able to stop thinking about it

  • @DaisyNukes
    @DaisyNukes Рік тому +5

    the squirrel noise he was making at 13:01 was making my dog look around 😂

  • @Fire-vo5pv
    @Fire-vo5pv Рік тому +178

    For those who don't know, Szymanski is a Polish name so you pronounce it like: SHY-MAN-SKI

    • @amaice
      @amaice Рік тому

      man or mon?

    • @ObviouslyDeven
      @ObviouslyDeven Рік тому +8

      in english yes but in polish it would be more like She-Mun-Ski, since in the "man" part , the a is more closely pronounced like the u of "butter".
      Although according to the IPA it would be written as "/aː/", just like the a in "bra".

    • @AlexanderSzymanski
      @AlexanderSzymanski Рік тому +2

      This is correct, though we pronounce it Shuh-Man-Ski

    • @k.k.9378
      @k.k.9378 Рік тому

      It's /ʂɨ'maɲ.ski/. There, solved.

    • @icaughtalopunny
      @icaughtalopunny Рік тому

      siema polacy 👋

  • @jevilcore
    @jevilcore Рік тому +133

    Mark during this whole video: that doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about squirrels to dispute it

  • @nathanaeldouglass8487
    @nathanaeldouglass8487 Рік тому +3

    The note "Be careful rifle noise travels far"
    Mark:💥💥💥💥💥

  • @vikz8347
    @vikz8347 Рік тому +8

    Am I living in an alternate reality where he hasn’t played squirrel stapler before? Like I feel like I’ve seen him play this before

  • @Eramaeis
    @Eramaeis Рік тому +546

    “And so I will cover her….in the…..squirrels of the wood” hahahahahaha those pauses made me laugh so hard

    • @Wanwood2
      @Wanwood2 Рік тому +1

      thank you for joining markipliers channel subscription

    • @Eramaeis
      @Eramaeis Рік тому +1

      @@Wanwood2 why are you thanking me? Lol

  • @KarnationKarnage
    @KarnationKarnage Рік тому +180

    I've been dying for Mark to play this game, and I didn't even know the dude who made this also made Iron Lung. The guy is a goated developer.

  • @thisone81
    @thisone81 8 місяців тому +4

    Now THIS needs a movie. Squirrel stapler on the big screen.

  • @jackunknown2706
    @jackunknown2706 Рік тому +4

    The king of the squirrels culling a rival army

  • @elizabethgentry7838
    @elizabethgentry7838 Рік тому +360

    That chanting at the end made my whole body go cold. Felt like something was squeezing my lungs. Weird how something so bizarre can be so scary lol

    • @ZeroMaddok
      @ZeroMaddok Рік тому +31

      It’s scary because it’s bizarre. It doesn’t make sense. One’s mind can’t wrap itself around it so it keeps trying. The countdown forces your mind to try harder and break a little more. It really feels like the cosmic horror genre to me.

    • @onedova2298
      @onedova2298 Рік тому +8

      That's what you hear before you D I E

    • @joshuajavier3042
      @joshuajavier3042 Рік тому +4

      @@onedova2298 Have you died before?

    • @Cyrogenesis.
      @Cyrogenesis. Рік тому +4

      You could say, something was squeezing my "Iron Lungs"

  • @somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924
    @somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924 Рік тому +343

    As an aspiring game dev this is exactly the kind of horror I want to produce. Stuff so RIDICULOUSLY terrifying it fills you with utter fear from the sheer idea of the game. That end was amazing. The terror it elicited was palpable

    • @EveTater
      @EveTater Рік тому +31

      Is this sarcasm? The entire game was almost comically absurd with its weird obsession of squirrels and then it just ends, I feel like it was supposed to be a joke game. Don't get me wrong, if you want to make a game like this go for it there's a genre for everything, but I didn't feel the terror

    • @heavygaming6596
      @heavygaming6596 Рік тому

      you got the smallest balls if u think this was scary

    • @forgottenashes8299
      @forgottenashes8299 Рік тому +12

      Fr, I love it was about Shub-Slur dude because every single horror game about Lovecraft usually focuses on Cthulhu or Dagon rather than the many other elder gods

    • @colewegner7576
      @colewegner7576 Рік тому +25

      ​@@EveTater I would first like to say that your opinion is different from others. Second, I did feel a sense of growing dread and terror throughout the game. Now I don't know a whole lot about proper game design like this (although I hope to one day), I feel that while it was pretty comedic in its obsession, it unnerved me a lot. Especially when the "wife" moved at the end of the 3rd day.

    • @Just_strawberry_eating_turtle
      @Just_strawberry_eating_turtle Рік тому +10

      ​@@colewegner7576 very true, the game goes for a very specific type of horror the best i can describe it would be
      "slow burn, lovecraftian" while the game is still quite funny(like how the squirrels dont have animations and just float) but this works in the games favour as it disarms you enough that when something unsetteling does happen like the wife moving and god it just ends up grabbing you a lot more. Now i do get where EveTater is coming from, not everyone is gonna find this game scary or even creepy for the people who enjoy combat or adrenaline pumping horror (resident evil and puppetcombo games being a good example for both) they won't find much value in a game like this but for people who like more slower, simple horror like slender or just a bit more of a psychological angle like silent hill this game delivers!

  • @ultimazilla9814
    @ultimazilla9814 4 місяці тому +3

    23:19 Congrats to mark on inventing such a creative new word!

  • @alicyjinx8923
    @alicyjinx8923 10 днів тому

    Mark recognizng circle strafe tactics as "Quaking it up" makes me so happy you have no idea

  • @NotPixel6360
    @NotPixel6360 Рік тому +546

    with these kinds of games it's not the actual jumpscare that does it, it's the dread, that feeling that you know one's gonna happen soon

    • @real9346
      @real9346 Рік тому +14

      its the same with iron lung, the whole game is basically just increasing the tension until it let's it all out with a creepy jumpscare at the end. the problem with these games though is that they really only work on you once or twice because after the first playthrough, you know it's coming so it becomes less effective.

    • @Thehudats
      @Thehudats Рік тому +1

      Hence the name, dread X

    • @sugarkane1571
      @sugarkane1571 Рік тому +7

      After watching a couple times, you realize the jumpscare at the end is as cheap as it can get, and the build up is what actually makes it scary, but it does it immaculately. Besides the great sound design and pacing of the finale, I think the rest of the game’s progression from knowing the protag is crazy from the start, peaceful and continuous hunting, and knowingly angering forces more unnatural than you makes the ending more dreadful.

  • @Lia_3078
    @Lia_3078 Рік тому +137

    I don't know why I expected him to do sensible thing of stapling the squirrel skins to his beloved, and not the whole squirrel 😂😅

  • @whitetiger5643
    @whitetiger5643 Рік тому +3

    What I find funny is he says he isn't scared of the squirrel god and I'm like "that's because he's king of the squirrels"

  • @riffsix
    @riffsix Рік тому +4

    the dread x games are so, so good. every collection has a couple stinkers, but they're all worth the price and have so many good games in them, Squirrel Stapler definitely being a highlight of the second entry

  • @StarlyTheScrambled
    @StarlyTheScrambled Рік тому +58

    i love the absolute horror everyone experiences when the discordant choir starts chanting "GOD IS HERE." def my favorite part of the game

  • @RaccoonGaming2112
    @RaccoonGaming2112 Рік тому +180

    "Interactive small game hunting" extremely accurate description

  • @AggressivePeanut
    @AggressivePeanut 10 місяців тому +4

    This game feels like it would lend itself to a really cutesy art style - like a looney toons esque aesthetic

  • @eladorable5291
    @eladorable5291 9 місяців тому +2

    The editors changing the c in careful to and f when he says "be fareful" had me laughing so hard.