"NEW IN TOWN": John Mulaney Kinetic Typography

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  • @abigailfuentes7673
    @abigailfuentes7673 6 років тому +5552

    "Then for backstory, I will pepper in the fact that I am _gay_ ."

  • @gabujita4088
    @gabujita4088 5 років тому +2313

    "I'm very gay, I would like a few dollars."
    Me when i run out of money for flannels.

    • @rosericorico4980
      @rosericorico4980 5 років тому +6

      I love this

    • @dimitravasileiadou9771
      @dimitravasileiadou9771 5 років тому +35

      Oof me honestly 😂 as a gay girl, every time I go shopping I get plaid/flannel shirts and my mom's like: don't you have like 6 of these already?
      YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH PLAID SHIRTS, MOM

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 5 років тому +24

      @@dimitravasileiadou9771
      As a man entering his 20s, I have recently been possessed by the inexplicable desire to wear jeans and plaid button ups until I die.

    • @shlomitgardi8982
      @shlomitgardi8982 3 роки тому

      SAME 🖐️☠️

  • @leedraconis5793
    @leedraconis5793 5 років тому +377

    Every “pushed” adds five years to my life

    • @HyrumLentz
      @HyrumLentz 4 роки тому +23

      You're only delaying the inevitable: you will be new in town.

  • @onyxrevolution4575
    @onyxrevolution4575 5 років тому +4611

    Every time I hear this masterpiece of a joke I'm like "diDNt hE prAcTiCe HiS pItCh aT aLl iN thE miRRoR ThaT moRnInG"
    *_what mirror John, hes homeless_*

    • @talaa.8350
      @talaa.8350 5 років тому +225

      public bathrooms

    • @dimitravasileiadou9771
      @dimitravasileiadou9771 5 років тому +9

      Same😂

    • @krystle9508
      @krystle9508 5 років тому +8

      I am screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kayleeo7330
      @kayleeo7330 5 років тому +57

      I always imagined him doing this in like a nasty park bathroom 😂

    • @sharko3211
      @sharko3211 5 років тому +16

      I was thinking it was just some broken piece of glass

  • @Sunboi_Paladin
    @Sunboi_Paladin 6 років тому +5836

    "Hey! Would you help me out, I'm very gay, I'd like a few dollars."
    Honestly big mood.

    • @warblenoise
      @warblenoise 5 років тому +6

      That's pathetic

    • @gayerthanyou42
      @gayerthanyou42 5 років тому +152

      @@warblenoise Chill bruh, it's just a joke. Who the fuck ask you anyways lol

    • @julien4305
      @julien4305 5 років тому +70

      *MacdoesIt has entered the group chat*

    • @solarprogeny6736
      @solarprogeny6736 5 років тому +27

      @@warblenoise shut the fuck up

    • @Styxintheriver
      @Styxintheriver 5 років тому +2

      Aidan Peterson meeeeeeeeee

  • @annielapointe6529
    @annielapointe6529 6 років тому +1824

    I don’t know shit about kinetic typography but this is cool af

  • @onlyrick
    @onlyrick 5 років тому +964

    The graphics actually added to this hilarious material. Nice presentation, Miss.

  • @nicholasjohnson6919
    @nicholasjohnson6919 5 років тому +118

    "What are three other things about him?" Always gets me

  • @Roma-kp4qg
    @Roma-kp4qg 6 років тому +1828

    "i will pepper in the fact that I am gay"
    ME ASF

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 4 роки тому +7

      Me when I bring up Haley Kiyoko to the cute new girl at the pot shop

    • @Frostfern94
      @Frostfern94 4 роки тому +7

      MOOD!
      The old "Hey, do you listen to Girl in Red?"

  • @benlampert2471
    @benlampert2471 6 років тому +1610

    The 6 dislikes are J.J. Bittenbinder.

    • @juliannaromero
      @juliannaromero  6 років тому +38

      😂😂😂

    • @LeAlejx
      @LeAlejx 5 років тому +46

      Or those guys at the restaurant, in that what's new pussycat story

    • @sejcai
      @sejcai 5 років тому +3

      @@uropig wow *amazing* contribution to comment section!

    • @Chxrlotte
      @Chxrlotte 5 років тому +11

      STREET SMARTS!

    • @scnqta6933
      @scnqta6933 4 роки тому +4

      @@LeAlejx nah nah add everyone in the Salt & Pepper Diner that day

  • @angelinad6739
    @angelinad6739 6 років тому +664

    I'll *push* him

  • @AmirandJake
    @AmirandJake 5 років тому +81

    Surprisingly, the animation makes it slightly funnier. It sort of substitutes for John’s non-verbal and facial reactions.

  • @masterlillyclaw
    @masterlillyclaw 6 років тому +169

    This was really nice to watch, I love the way you had the words bounce around the page.
    Some of the colors made the words difficult to read, particularly when you used medium orange colored words on the light orange background. Beyond that, though, you have a great sense of movement... which is important since it’s ‘kinetic’ typography lol

  • @JediCoati
    @JediCoati 6 років тому +233

    Love this! So well done! I've gotten a lot of kinetic typography suggestions from youtube lately, and I find probably the majority of them very disappointing. Keep up the great work!

  • @QuikVidGuy
    @QuikVidGuy 5 років тому +333

    "I'm very gay, I'd like a few dollars" is actually pretty common

  • @tejaswoman
    @tejaswoman 5 років тому +25

    There are parts of this KT I can take or leave, but the graphic on "PUSH" was *_genius_* . Pure genius.

  • @Nofacejeong
    @Nofacejeong 5 років тому +1331

    was that guy called klaus hargreeves by any chance?

  • @dogdemon1522
    @dogdemon1522 6 років тому +860

    i'm gay and i'd like a few dollars

    • @jude297
      @jude297 5 років тому +15

      A mood

  • @BronzePhinex
    @BronzePhinex 6 років тому +184

    This is the best best kinetic typography vid I’ve seen I’m totally in love, if u ever have the time u should totally make more because ur amazing at this

    • @juliannaromero
      @juliannaromero  6 років тому +5

      aw thank you so much :) i'll try to make more!

  • @bucca2
    @bucca2 3 роки тому +2

    The setup. For the ending line. *chefs kiss*

  • @bknsty14
    @bknsty14 3 роки тому +9

    Mulaney is the best storytelling comedian of our time.

  • @itzchirulmao834
    @itzchirulmao834 5 років тому +116

    Who else is in love with John Mulaney?

  • @skylarksep6445
    @skylarksep6445 5 років тому +40

    1:59 what do you mean i cant do that? That’s basically how i came out to my family.

  • @4rs0n1sm
    @4rs0n1sm 5 років тому +146

    "Im gay & id like a few dollars" me asking my mom for money and coming out as gay even though i came out almost a year ago

  • @thebrittbratt4641
    @thebrittbratt4641 5 років тому +18

    This editing is so impressive

  • @bee4590
    @bee4590 4 роки тому +3

    ok real shit though, i love john mulaney because if this happened to almost any other nyc comedian at the time, this joke would've gone *very* differently. john doesnt give a shit that he's homeless, gay, and has AIDS, that isn't the joke-john is only concerned about the man's scriptwriting. king

  • @cuevatwothreenine936
    @cuevatwothreenine936 3 роки тому +9

    “Didn’t he practice in the mirror?” No John, he doesn’t have a mirror. He’s homeless.

  • @Very-Uncorrect
    @Very-Uncorrect 5 років тому +29

    0:55 John, buddy, he's homeless.

  • @Sheenananana
    @Sheenananana 5 років тому +21

    The man in his story is secretly from the musical rent

  • @aaronott3371
    @aaronott3371 5 років тому +302

    How can he look in the mirror in the morning if he’s homeless?

    • @samueljeffries1802
      @samueljeffries1802 5 років тому +50

      He probably looked into the window of a Dairy Queen while a family was celebrating their first child graduating with a 4.0 GPA from a very Christian school, who are also against homeless and new people not noticing their looks of disapproval (sorry for my idiotic ramblings I got bored)

    • @EnLaMatrix1
      @EnLaMatrix1 5 років тому +33

      He didn't say it was his mirror

    • @jujusoup
      @jujusoup 5 років тому +6

      i always think this

    • @mirandabee2323
      @mirandabee2323 4 роки тому +1

      Side mirror on a car?

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 4 роки тому +2

      Maybe he carries one

  • @magickris7237
    @magickris7237 6 років тому +34

    Whenni first found him i couldn't watch it on Netflix so i say this and it helped me visualize it more

  • @ooccttoo
    @ooccttoo 5 років тому +27

    If someone came to me on the street and said "Would you help me out, I'm very gay, I'd like a few dollars", I would give them money based on that.
    Same fight.

  • @lady_raineidv9297
    @lady_raineidv9297 3 роки тому +4

    "you had me at aids 😻" LMAO PLS

  • @ashton1860
    @ashton1860 5 років тому +1

    This is such a well-refined bit. Mulaney is so freakin good.

  • @peepeecummings
    @peepeecummings 4 роки тому +1

    the animation w "push" and "build to that" were nice touches :))

  • @elisabethjohnson8596
    @elisabethjohnson8596 4 роки тому +3

    I love the emphasis on *push* every time😂

  • @elizabethdesruisseau7826
    @elizabethdesruisseau7826 5 років тому +1

    This typography is mad kinetic lol most of these don't move around as much, nice work!

  • @zoynes4968
    @zoynes4968 9 місяців тому

    The talking in the mirror part is me talking myself up whenever i’m about to enter a social situation tbh and then ruining the situation.

  • @susanagomez2011
    @susanagomez2011 5 років тому +8

    i’m late but this is my most favorite thing ever

  • @Hale-gk9zu
    @Hale-gk9zu 6 років тому +11

    I love these. I'm dying

  • @casketcure
    @casketcure 6 років тому +2

    the “push” fucking kills me everytime

  • @MxDae
    @MxDae 4 роки тому +3

    1:55
    *The angry Tumblrites would like a word with you.*

  • @GalaxyTheDev
    @GalaxyTheDev 4 роки тому +5

    No, John, the homeless man did not practice in the mirror

  • @ch-mk2rg
    @ch-mk2rg 5 років тому +8

    I love his standup specials. Thank you for the new way to enjoy some of my favorite jokes of his!

  • @Ambipie
    @Ambipie 3 роки тому +5

    I love how everyone including that homeless guy thought Mulaneys gay

  • @dstinnettmusic
    @dstinnettmusic 4 роки тому +2

    Just think, someday John Mullaney will be our generation’s Jerry Seinfeld and everyone will mock us for finding him so relatable and funny.

  • @SurgeryIsWoke
    @SurgeryIsWoke 4 роки тому +1

    I love the brown background when he starts talking😂

  • @cherryhoppip
    @cherryhoppip 6 років тому +18

    Ooooh this is good.
    Makes me kinda want to try my hand at kinetic typography.

  • @damisnap3452
    @damisnap3452 5 років тому

    i love this so much! it was very pleasant to watch; you did a fantastic job on it!

  • @simsimshci
    @simsimshci 5 років тому

    i looooove him so much its insane

  • @annebeckemeyer4182
    @annebeckemeyer4182 4 роки тому +4

    i died at “you had me at aids 😻” the emoji was just... the perfect touch

  • @horsegranola
    @horsegranola 4 роки тому +1

    "as that is a given" gets me every time

  • @Chris.4345
    @Chris.4345 5 років тому +3

    1:46 A very Mitch Hedberg-esque delivery.

  • @juanferrer5924
    @juanferrer5924 4 роки тому +3

    Cmon John
    The homeless don’t have mirrors

  • @kernalbert5546
    @kernalbert5546 6 років тому +6

    I'm the 881st "like" and it wasn't handed freely, you earned it by demanding it. Great job!

  • @DecemberSfy
    @DecemberSfy 5 років тому +4

    You should make lyric videos! You’d be great at it!

  • @sinclair1674
    @sinclair1674 5 років тому

    very fun to watch! I’d love to see more!

  • @NowFonzies
    @NowFonzies 5 років тому

    gotta love Mulaney

  • @igorcalixtodasilva56
    @igorcalixtodasilva56 4 роки тому

    Sooooo much better than the actual stand up this came from

  • @aceunavailable9141
    @aceunavailable9141 4 роки тому +1

    My only critique would be to watch your values!! If 2 colors are too similar in value or hue it is EXTREMELY difficult to read them. Otherwise, extremely well done!!

  • @joinmeforasmile4464
    @joinmeforasmile4464 4 роки тому

    somehow I keep coming back to this video and not the original one haha. something about how the words just pop up and move so randomly makes me laugh 😂

  • @greendaquil
    @greendaquil 4 роки тому +1

    New in town is a song?
    Damn, when will John release his new album?

  • @n3razimpra3tor39
    @n3razimpra3tor39 Рік тому

    John's voice doing the practice "in front the mirror" is way too hot tho

  • @FloStudios
    @FloStudios 5 років тому +3

    I love how you peppered in the fact that he is gay :)

  • @daelen.cclark
    @daelen.cclark 7 місяців тому

    "I'm new in town... & it gets worse."
    That belongs on either a shirt or TV promo.

  • @ep8246
    @ep8246 5 років тому +1

    how the ketters oushed the "me" omg XD

  • @lacrossestick132
    @lacrossestick132 Рік тому

    “Then for backstory, I will pepper in the fact that I am gay” me introducing myself to anyone.

  • @Pendji
    @Pendji 4 роки тому +1

    "I am gay can i have a few dollars" is everyone on Twitter

  • @Apollo_Dionysus_Hermes
    @Apollo_Dionysus_Hermes 3 роки тому +2

    I am very gay, give me money.

  • @justanotherdud
    @justanotherdud 5 років тому

    These are brilliant ! how long does a video like this take you? its amazing work!

  • @danielleweston555
    @danielleweston555 5 років тому +6

    watch this at 2x the speed it gets better

  • @grittykitty50
    @grittykitty50 4 роки тому

    I love this joke, but I need to SEE the push!

  • @NaveeSeal
    @NaveeSeal Рік тому

    "excuse me, I am homeless, I am gay, I'm _NEW in town!_ "

  • @oldsoulsvevo900
    @oldsoulsvevo900 5 років тому +1

    0:12

  • @korisx
    @korisx 5 років тому

    I can't breathe

  • @XthegreatwhyX
    @XthegreatwhyX 4 роки тому

    AAAAAIDS!

  • @CJusticeHappen21
    @CJusticeHappen21 5 років тому

    I feel bad for Mr. Newin Town.

  • @goddammitno_
    @goddammitno_ 5 років тому +2

    "hello would you help me out, im vey gay"

  • @maesonsspace
    @maesonsspace 5 років тому +1

    I love this!!! Helps me with my ADD

  • @fennelcomeaux9663
    @fennelcomeaux9663 4 роки тому

    "Hi, can you help me out? Im very gay and I would like a few dollars"
    I want that on a shirt so bad

  • @ThreadBomb
    @ThreadBomb 5 років тому

    You had me at "AIDS".

  • @annesimran4255
    @annesimran4255 4 роки тому +1

    People with high levels of intelligence can be utterly ridiculous like this as an example!!

  • @riptidemonzarc3103
    @riptidemonzarc3103 5 років тому +1

    He didn't practice in front of a mirror because he was, you know, homeless.

  • @markthegamer8615
    @markthegamer8615 4 роки тому

    I believe the line is "savor it" not "save it"

  • @user-qv2qf1jk5o
    @user-qv2qf1jk5o 5 років тому +21

    I mean, I am gay and I WOULD like a few dollars, so...

    • @violetsnotviolence
      @violetsnotviolence 5 років тому +5

      How do we know you're not going to just go out and buy more pizza?

  • @NStripleseven
    @NStripleseven 4 роки тому +1

    I’ll pppfsh him

  • @cancerouslump7961
    @cancerouslump7961 5 років тому

    Ima push him

  • @zuwiqq
    @zuwiqq 4 роки тому

    I mean 20 bucks is 20 bucks

  • @starbird6
    @starbird6 5 років тому +1

    Is anyone else for some reason deeply unsettled by the voice he uses for the guy, or is that just me?

  • @VentricDual
    @VentricDual 5 років тому +1

    Why the fuck does he sound like Andrew from Big Mouth? Is he Andrew from Big Mouth??

    • @wetwilIy
      @wetwilIy 5 років тому +1

      Bud. What?

    • @VentricDual
      @VentricDual 5 років тому

      @@wetwilIy To answer my own question: Yes, yes it is.

  • @TurboNemesis
    @TurboNemesis 4 роки тому +4

    "I'm very gay and would like a few dollars" is not *not* a good reason to give someone money

  • @marieknott9447
    @marieknott9447 5 років тому

    Hello im homeless I have ads and I’m new in town??? Wtf

  • @Pirategod23
    @Pirategod23 5 років тому

    After watching this I'm dusting off the Netflix specials

  • @luellacp
    @luellacp 5 років тому +3

    "Hey would you help me out, I'm very gay, I'd like a few dollars" ok but me too

  • @TheNotRealKappa
    @TheNotRealKappa 5 років тому +1

    Imonna P ush em

  • @vocalcalibration8033
    @vocalcalibration8033 5 років тому +2

    I am not gay, but would still like a few dollars.

  • @lilypads17
    @lilypads17 5 років тому +3

    I'm gonna ppppPush im

  • @jenicidediablos9957
    @jenicidediablos9957 5 років тому +4

    "There are no single guys left in Manhattan!!" I say this on the daily because I'm very gay and need a few dollars. Would you guys help me out?

  • @wyn001
    @wyn001 5 років тому

    I have aaAAidsss

  • @dare5297
    @dare5297 5 років тому +2

    I made fun of my friend for being too aesthetic to my coworkers and I just need to confess that here