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  • Опубліковано 25 кві 2024
  • Clip From Kill Tony 423 w/ Theo Von:
    • KILL TONY #423 - THEO VON
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    David Lucas was born in Macon, GA. He started acting an early age, performing in numerous stage plays at the Macon Little Theatre. He relocated to Hollywood where he was a contestant on, “MTV Yo Momma”. He has since written for several television shows and continues to perform stand up all over the country (for such comedians as Louis CK, Erik Griffin, Joe Rogan, Brendan Schaub, Tony Hinchcliffe, Bert Kreisher, DL Hughley and many more). David is a Kill Tony Hall of Famer and currently headlining his own tour!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 125

  • @DavidLucasComedian
    @DavidLucasComedian  2 місяці тому +21

    Catch me on tour🎭
    Hollywood, CA - April 28th
    Timonium, MD - May 16-18th
    Torrance, CA - June 1st
    Lexington, KY - June 6-8th
    Naples, FL - June 27-29th
    Poughkeepsie, NY - July 12-13th
    Jacksonville, FL - July 18-20th
    🎟️Tickets at
    www.davidlucascomedy.com

    • @KML1980
      @KML1980 2 місяці тому +1

      Come to Michigan man I would love to see your show live you’re hilarious 😂

    • @Jermz710
      @Jermz710 2 місяці тому

      Yeah, come back to Michigan. I missed your last show.

    • @SKATERBRY312
      @SKATERBRY312 2 місяці тому

      Brother you are a fucking main now if still keep kill Tony on here because I follow you I know u been friends with so many people including Tony himself. You are a main headline bro I see that bro. 🙏 godbless come to Alabama just not Birmingham

    • @EdibleTechnology
      @EdibleTechnology 2 місяці тому

      Come to Sacramento after or before Hollywood or somethin bruh. We 7 hours away.

  • @elliottsohns4686
    @elliottsohns4686 2 місяці тому +179

    “If I have half a beer, I will have 7 bottles of cocaine.” Theo is the goat lol

  • @zacks134
    @zacks134 2 місяці тому +136

    “My granpa used to paint us black and beat us” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SHAINSG
    @SHAINSG 2 місяці тому +100

    80-90 people to selling out arenas. David Lucas 🐐

    • @andrewford743
      @andrewford743 2 місяці тому +3

      Fact check- David Lucas upcoming events include Poughkesi, Jacksonville, Omaha and Charlestown. Tickets are still available for each of there’s small comedy club venues. No arenas or even theaters have been penned

    • @majorleaguelag
      @majorleaguelag 2 місяці тому +2

      @@andrewford743damn bro how does it taste?

    • @andrewford743
      @andrewford743 Місяць тому +2

      @@majorleaguelag it’s saddening honestly, I don’t like the flavor one bit.

  • @Porkradish789
    @Porkradish789 2 місяці тому +40

    David immediately flaming Tony after his 1 minute never gets old😭😭

  • @gregg7233
    @gregg7233 Місяць тому +15

    “It ran… that’s the problem.” Was underrated. It’s a “these colors don’t run” joke. Lmao

  • @drewlovitt4555
    @drewlovitt4555 2 місяці тому +38

    I remember this very well. My ex girlfriend and I watched this right before Covid. She is gone now. R.I.P. Katie Roland!

    • @Kennypowers51
      @Kennypowers51 2 місяці тому +6

      If that was my ex, I woulda annoyed the shit out of her singing Limp Bizkit all the time, "Kate Rollin Rollin Rollin what!?".

    • @Thesamoanbulldozer
      @Thesamoanbulldozer 2 місяці тому +3

      A goodbye for now, not forever 💯

    • @kanepoe.
      @kanepoe. 2 місяці тому +3

      Is she single?

    • @keke1224keke
      @keke1224keke Місяць тому +1

      Sorry for your loss!! RIP Katie Roland!!!

    • @keke1224keke
      @keke1224keke Місяць тому +1

      ​@Kennypowers51 I know she be loving this right here!!!

  • @davegentry7576
    @davegentry7576 2 місяці тому +51

    Hate to say it but the old band really holds the show back

    • @tatumsh9
      @tatumsh9 Місяць тому +2

      Put on a white old timey mustache and talk with an old English accent. It’s the same garbage anytime I see an old KT highlight

    • @MidtownMeezus
      @MidtownMeezus Місяць тому +17

      I had no idea why the drummer was butting in lmao terrible

    • @s3hunna
      @s3hunna Місяць тому +9

      And that’s why there’s a new band 😂

    • @Proloso
      @Proloso Місяць тому

      Big time… the show is nowhere near the same without them

    • @Back_door_bandit_98
      @Back_door_bandit_98 Місяць тому +11

      @@ProlosoThe show is a lot better without them they sucked constantly chiming in with their nonsense that isn’t funny.

  • @Tj930
    @Tj930 Місяць тому +18

    The old band were like being heckled by your little sister

  • @_TMac_13_916_
    @_TMac_13_916_ 2 місяці тому +31

    Those band members are terrible. Kill Tony has grown so much. You've always killed it though. Congrats on your success!

    • @chrisparker1267
      @chrisparker1267 2 місяці тому +17

      yup. couldn't stand the old band. chiming in with unfunny random shit.

    • @MrBuketman
      @MrBuketman 2 місяці тому

      David is cool. Tony ended up being an ego monster x10 when he got to The Mother Ship.

    • @Back_door_bandit_98
      @Back_door_bandit_98 Місяць тому +2

      The old band was terrible absolutely terrible.

    • @Beverlyhillsfinest
      @Beverlyhillsfinest Місяць тому +2

      I guess im the only one who misses the old bad. I think they made the show 10x better and funnier

  • @ulysses257
    @ulysses257 2 місяці тому +5

    I can never tell who’s better at roasting. David or Tony? They’re both hilarious😂

    • @davosholdos1253
      @davosholdos1253 2 місяці тому

      David is no pushover..

    • @majorleaguelag
      @majorleaguelag 2 місяці тому

      @@davosholdos1253it’s that zesty passive aggressiveness

  • @gustavorodriguez1331
    @gustavorodriguez1331 Місяць тому +2

    Damn the drummer kills the mood everytime he opens his mouth

  • @davidadams7602
    @davidadams7602 2 місяці тому +14

    "you prolly got a back tattoo of the confederate flag" I'm dead

  • @TipTopSnow
    @TipTopSnow 2 місяці тому +3

    Crazy that I’ve been following this podcast for a decade of my life, and following you since your first appearance. Laughing at y’all has gotten me thru some really tough times over the years💯

  • @janedoee
    @janedoee 2 місяці тому +1

    the moment i been waiting for LMAO i love you and theo together, my 2 fav comedians, and it amplifies both of ya'lls comedy! you guys should do a podcast ;)

  • @Jamsville
    @Jamsville Місяць тому +2

    Thanks for posting these clips for those of us who haven’t checked out those older episodes lol

    • @STSGuitar16
      @STSGuitar16 Місяць тому +1

      Yeah, I started watching the show during the Vulcan days, so going back to old episodes and seeing how much the show has changed can be jarring, especially with drunk/high William vs sober William now lol. While the size of the stage at Vulcan is probably a bit better for a show like KT, I personally think the way the show is set up now at the Mothership has really settled in and flows perfectly. I now associate KT with that Mothership stage. But yeah, the older episodes are wild to see compared to current episodes. It truly feels like a polished show these days.

  • @georgerivera6970
    @georgerivera6970 2 місяці тому +4

    David, your clips are hilarious and I'm going to look at your schedule. I'm willing to travel to see you perform. You're great buddy!😂

  • @clikftp
    @clikftp 2 місяці тому +2

    I AINT NEVA GONNA STOP REWATCHING KILL TONY

  • @ndomedia7513
    @ndomedia7513 Місяць тому +3

    What kinda shirt??
    Theo: large
    😂😂

  • @sankhabmusic
    @sankhabmusic Місяць тому +1

    Just giving "Django Too much chains" the credit it deserves!!!

  • @detroitmidunkin2138
    @detroitmidunkin2138 2 місяці тому +5

    The opposite of Django 😂😅😂

  • @BlazingNana
    @BlazingNana 2 місяці тому

    I loved this! Roasting is the best with you and Tony!

  • @38frag
    @38frag 2 місяці тому

    Been a fan sinse th all Def days keep pushin brudda 🖖🏼💛

  • @GG_BEATS
    @GG_BEATS 2 місяці тому +4

    3:13 me sucki sucki 😂

  • @KillTonyWeeklyRapUp
    @KillTonyWeeklyRapUp 2 місяці тому

    David Lucas is HILARIOUS!

  • @brendanschnabel188
    @brendanschnabel188 2 місяці тому

    Lucas is a comedy beast

  • @colinjones8265
    @colinjones8265 2 місяці тому +1

    Miss you on the show, hopefully i get to see you live

  • @tonkajahari3010
    @tonkajahari3010 2 місяці тому

    DL roasting Tony (one of the sharpest comics alive) makes my fkn day. 😂

    • @johnwood2013
      @johnwood2013 2 місяці тому

      He’s annoying and not funny

    • @tonkajahari3010
      @tonkajahari3010 2 місяці тому

      @@johnwood2013 I’m sure many feel the same about you. Right? You have an eagle for your profile photo.. 🤣 Too insecure to use your face?

  • @rhynojosh
    @rhynojosh 2 місяці тому

    Come to Nashville and I’ll bring a crew!!

  • @THCMusicBlog
    @THCMusicBlog Місяць тому

    damn humble times

  • @JP-yf7hr
    @JP-yf7hr 2 місяці тому +4

    Throw Theo Vons name on a clip and maybe it will pump up the numbers, eh?

  • @TheImmoralNosferatuZodd
    @TheImmoralNosferatuZodd Місяць тому +1

    David's legs look like they're on backwards

  • @xiannovelle
    @xiannovelle Місяць тому

    I swear Tony was gonna say "no one knows more about barrels than you do... uh Donkey Kong" 😭

  • @BentleyVB
    @BentleyVB 2 місяці тому

    boy if you don't return those jeans to your sister. love you bro . keep killing it

  • @deemuts419
    @deemuts419 2 місяці тому

    He's got to have a special on Netflix and some shit he good....

  • @oGBeginner
    @oGBeginner 2 місяці тому +1

    What a nightmehrr

  • @LordProtectorPepper
    @LordProtectorPepper Місяць тому

    Brian Redban doing weird shit!!!! Never would’ve guessed

  • @swyts
    @swyts 2 місяці тому

    Switch has to be a southern thing. My momma did the same thing, and it was way, way worse than getting switched. She'd look at that thing like she was trying to find a wand for Harry Potter, and being told it wasn't worthy and having to go find another was utter hell.

  • @MikeyTrailz
    @MikeyTrailz Місяць тому +1

    Bro you gotta come to the Finger Lakes, Ithaca, Corning but do not come to my town bum ass Elmira, NY. I would love to see you live bro. I would settle for Syracuse or Binghamton isn't too far. Come on mayyyyne! Love your content my guy!

    • @joecarosella7418
      @joecarosella7418 Місяць тому +1

      Liked because of do not come to Elmira 😂😂

    • @VantablacSOL
      @VantablacSOL Місяць тому

      That town sounds made up

  • @barbietarbox
    @barbietarbox Місяць тому

    "Get my mama a fresh piece of turquoise"

  • @Rum_n_Bass_Silky_Beast_Nutz
    @Rum_n_Bass_Silky_Beast_Nutz Місяць тому

    Ok, who did the Paula Dean fried chicken joke first? Cause that sounds mighty close to the joke Lavell Crawford did at the Comedy House Nov 2013.

  • @B1gbang090
    @B1gbang090 Місяць тому

    Guys what song is that in the outer?

  • @thelonewrangler1008
    @thelonewrangler1008 Місяць тому

    David looks like a walking set of trucknutz

  • @Crashj7f67h
    @Crashj7f67h 26 днів тому

    Theo Von reminds me of Jeff Hardy

  • @g..._anthony27
    @g..._anthony27 2 місяці тому

    I loved T.J. ain't been in years... got fam in Daygo and loved going in and hated the line coming back...

  • @tedpeterson2956
    @tedpeterson2956 Місяць тому

    Is it purple or do you consider that grape???😭🤣

  • @dpruitt1458
    @dpruitt1458 2 місяці тому

    Beginning days performing in front of 80 ppl the good ol days

  • @tjacksondolph4026
    @tjacksondolph4026 Місяць тому

    Glad God’s rewarding your hard work👏👏🫡

  • @T25de
    @T25de 2 місяці тому

    8:45 Santa is Siberian

  • @sandyc6569
    @sandyc6569 2 місяці тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Thesamoanbulldozer
    @Thesamoanbulldozer 2 місяці тому

    😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelhxhdhdjdj
    @michaelhxhdhdjdj 2 місяці тому

    Its so funny seeing how aukward david is here😂

  • @BobRobsstrikesagain
    @BobRobsstrikesagain 2 місяці тому

    JOELBERG ❤

  • @detroitmidunkin2138
    @detroitmidunkin2138 2 місяці тому +1

    Joe Dirt son 😅

  • @Godeias
    @Godeias Місяць тому

    I will honestly be devastated if anything bad ever comes out of Theo being a bad person. Any other celebrity gets accused of racism, grape, pedophilia, etc. and I'm NEVER surprised, but if something came out about Theo, I'd lose all hope for humanity.

  • @Killa117er
    @Killa117er Місяць тому

    Are certain words censored in the audio or am I trippin ?! 🤔

  • @robertwitcher5113
    @robertwitcher5113 2 місяці тому

    The good old days when a black person could say switch without being raided by the atf 😂😂. That word got a different meaning now 😂😂😂

  • @hoax813
    @hoax813 Місяць тому

    Brooooo I’m white as hell and my great grandma used to make me pick a switch in the backyard to beat my ass when I was a kid and got in trouble. I think it’s honestly a southern thing more then a skin color thing lol

  • @DomDanCam
    @DomDanCam 2 місяці тому

    Are you too cool now to respond to your OG fans?
    Thank you God for blessing Lucas in a spot where he can now buy his mother and daughter ever apple gadget if he wanted to.

  • @travibetes1
    @travibetes1 2 місяці тому

    2 Djangs

  • @johnpauloricchio3666
    @johnpauloricchio3666 Місяць тому

    Did Drake steal his play yo ass some drums line from redban ?

  • @williv
    @williv 2 місяці тому +2

    0:42 Straight guys don't clap like this

    • @dpruitt1458
      @dpruitt1458 2 місяці тому

      Big facts that’s a gay clap Tony

  • @jessicabodhaine6314
    @jessicabodhaine6314 2 місяці тому

    White southern kids know switches! I certainly do, and I know the pain coming if you pick the wrong one off the tree!

  • @darkinertia2
    @darkinertia2 Місяць тому

    "what kind of shirt?"
    "uuhh large"
    theo can say pretty much anything and itll be funny

  • @pollard068
    @pollard068 2 місяці тому

    Nice of your mom to buy a ipad for your daughter, (probably stolen). Theft, the gift that keeps giving!

  • @Deville113
    @Deville113 2 місяці тому +4

    Is it just me or the drummer makes me cringe everytime

  • @tammoton9494
    @tammoton9494 Місяць тому

    Man you stole that Paula Deen joke from Lavell Crawford

  • @Rio-hv6nq
    @Rio-hv6nq 2 місяці тому

    He stole that Paula Dean joke from Lavelle Crawford

  • @tatumsh9
    @tatumsh9 Місяць тому +1

    So glad the old band is gone.

  • @r.dinesh5026
    @r.dinesh5026 2 місяці тому

    .

  • @Back_door_bandit_98
    @Back_door_bandit_98 Місяць тому

    Is this an old clip or did Tony bring back the old band because I can’t stand the old band members constantly chiming in with the nonsense they have to say that isn’t funny at all.

  • @Saint3nikolas
    @Saint3nikolas 2 місяці тому

    Old band had bad vibes

  • @Pikachulova7
    @Pikachulova7 Місяць тому

    Tonys audience surprisingly racist, cant take a joke about meatloaf, but love the n word

  • @ee89199
    @ee89199 2 місяці тому +4

    old band sucked

  • @DXCharter21
    @DXCharter21 Місяць тому

    Nba 2k is a scam. Troydan is too funny, but this game is a scam

  • @johnwood2013
    @johnwood2013 2 місяці тому

    Tony Hinchcliffe is not funny at all and just annoying

  • @warchief771
    @warchief771 2 місяці тому

    Unsubbed thanks for spoiling the next episode. And yo fishin series sucks make it intersting smh

    • @blumpkinexcalibur7523
      @blumpkinexcalibur7523 2 місяці тому

      This is years old dummy

    • @s3hunna
      @s3hunna Місяць тому

      You must be trolling😂😂😂 this old ass episode

  • @bendover2425
    @bendover2425 2 місяці тому +2

    I was hoping we see David at Tony recent show but we got Hans and Kam which was still good haha

    • @Kennypowers51
      @Kennypowers51 2 місяці тому

      Hans and Kam is what you get if you split David Lucas. If you take the black out (Kam), youre just left with a horny autistic Asian guy.

  • @SKATERBRY312
    @SKATERBRY312 2 місяці тому

    David is his own beast please come to the 256 brother you would sell out in Alabama! You’re so damn funny I been watching a lot of your content seems like people don’t get funny! You sir are fucking hilarious. Vaping and shit. I vape juicy bars too bro 🤣