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  • Опубліковано 21 жов 2024
  • James Rolfe diss track to all haterz out there!!
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    Special shoutouts to IAmDanksy, eru777, DedotatedSkrub, vagdryna, Kenobihiphop, Kagedeah, Bames Rofle, FilmTrek, bootsyforever, and many more...

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  • @eddyrexalot
    @eddyrexalot 2 роки тому +160

    One of the greatest Cinemassacre memes ever made. Be proud of this masterpiece.

    • @Hobojoe4464
      @Hobojoe4464 Рік тому +5

      Not just a meme, it's extremely informative in highlighting some of the big behind the scenes happenings and BS with the channel that the casual fans have no clue about.
      "Why are some of you pissed off at James and the channel?
      Well....
      "I'm not reading a wall of text"
      Fine watch this.
      This is Top shelf edutainment.

  • @jmnyc212
    @jmnyc212 2 роки тому +88

    This shit is the real deal. Probably the peak of the memes right here.

  • @RandomAccessDreams
    @RandomAccessDreams Рік тому +46

    That part where the lyrics are "Just ain't got the time since I became a dad" and the video shows photos of Martin Scorsese, George Lucas, Francis Ford Coppola, Spike Lee, and Alfred Hitchcock with their kids is too good, thats literally what I think every time he says "MUH KIDS" and "NO TIME", like every prolific film director has kids, and they still crank out movies.

  • @AtreyuGilbert
    @AtreyuGilbert 2 роки тому +60

    how did he find the time to make this diss track?

  • @duskfall_777
    @duskfall_777 2 роки тому +56

    I love this, especially Mike's screaming throughout, nice touch!
    If youtube still had stars to review I would definitely give this video FIVE OF UM.

    • @allangoncalves1453
      @allangoncalves1453 2 роки тому +3

      me too

    • @MaLoWare
      @MaLoWare 2 роки тому

      ​@Black Light Mike Beta chimps get layed all the time though? Alpha chimps just get breeding rights

    • @MaLoWare
      @MaLoWare 2 роки тому

      @Black Light Mike That's right, so stop classifying humans in an animal way

  • @lassebongo9338
    @lassebongo9338 2 роки тому +50

    Those Mike backing vocals are brilliant!

  • @akeminakajima449
    @akeminakajima449 2 роки тому +29

    This one video contains more talent than 1000 Rex Vipers

  • @offspringfan89
    @offspringfan89 2 роки тому +21

    This seminal work of audiovisual satire should be archived in the Library of Congress.

  • @comical4609
    @comical4609 2 роки тому +19

    James "Ocarina of No Time" Rolfe

  • @thomasdegroot851
    @thomasdegroot851 2 роки тому +13

    Have a little respect
    He saved muh life

  • @Melonposting
    @Melonposting 2 роки тому +50

    It hurts how accurate this is. Mike got out at the right time

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 2 роки тому +5

      either that, or he was somehow carrying them

    • @AJSmith67
      @AJSmith67 Рік тому +3

      ​​@@pentelegomenon1175mike was definitely carrying them. Mike was the edge they needed. Now it's gone

    • @JaredGenesis444
      @JaredGenesis444 6 місяців тому +1

      he knew it was 5:40

  • @Shiresgammai
    @Shiresgammai 2 роки тому +20

    "If the content is free... I have immunity"

  • @shantanukale1468
    @shantanukale1468 2 роки тому +20

    Mike's Grunge screams add a perfect touch to this!
    This is awesome, here's a sub!

  • @offspringfan89
    @offspringfan89 2 роки тому +33

    This is frigging awesome! Memes are going FULL FUCKIN' FORCE this year.

  • @channelsurfing
    @channelsurfing 2 роки тому +32

    I'm waiting for a DVD release of this

    • @MarcoDToon
      @MarcoDToon 2 роки тому +15

      Fuck DVDs, say yes to VHS!

  • @Arrathix
    @Arrathix 2 роки тому +38

    Pretty sure I could hear mike’s screams as part of the background beat. Is so, wonderful little touch.
    This whole thing is a masterfully executed.
    You’re a treasure to the cinemassacretruth community.
    Bravo.

  • @swedevideos
    @swedevideos 2 роки тому +10

    this is a house of madness

  • @cheesewheel
    @cheesewheel 2 роки тому +15

    Very entertaining. Nice film!

  • @colonel1003
    @colonel1003 4 місяці тому +3

    This is still the best cinemassacre meme

    • @alexvergara1487
      @alexvergara1487 3 місяці тому +1

      What’s fucking hilarious are people butthurt about these memes 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @honestabe411
    @honestabe411 10 місяців тому +3

    That cut to Marshall Applewhite at 2:43 just kills me, seems random but it fits somehow

  • @jaodasilva7993
    @jaodasilva7993 7 місяців тому +4

    Thank you bames , for reminding me that is TIME for me to go back to studying tensors

  • @jav3134
    @jav3134 2 роки тому +7

    Even Bimmy has to appreciate this

  • @NoxMonstrum
    @NoxMonstrum 2 роки тому +38

    I just love how we put more effort into shitposts in this community than Cinemassacre does in their videos lol.

    • @sodokami6347
      @sodokami6347 2 роки тому

      The little decent effort is great

  • @yamistawattimeisit8575
    @yamistawattimeisit8575 2 роки тому +10

    Bimmy da Woofman gunna spit that rhyme. What's the problem? Ain't got no time!

  • @chrism1518
    @chrism1518 2 роки тому +7

    Pack and go home, boys. It ain’t getting any better than this. Bravo 👏🏻

  • @CreepyBoris
    @CreepyBoris 2 роки тому +12

    This is amazing! I wish it was 5 minutes and 40 seconds long!

  • @jaeger-gk3pc
    @jaeger-gk3pc 2 роки тому +14

    James rolfe wrote these lyrics .he's a songwriter too

  • @eight9330
    @eight9330 Рік тому +8

    dude, who would have thought that avgn fans would be the most intelligent, most articulate and CREATIVE trolls in internet history. A+

  • @preamstrikbiz0
    @preamstrikbiz0 2 роки тому +8

    “God damn you you fucking peice of shit “ best ending to a song ever lol

  • @MarcoDToon
    @MarcoDToon 2 роки тому +6

    This, the BoJames Rolfeman's video and the James Rolfe VS Time series should be known as the Triforce of Memes

  • @elirhoades9418
    @elirhoades9418 2 роки тому +7

    So good I watched twice a row and then again this morning. I'm adding this song to playlist.

  • @darkslayer7001
    @darkslayer7001 2 роки тому +15

    This is a fucking master piece

  • @johnran6015
    @johnran6015 Рік тому +4

    If I ever bought a Guinness tap and was going to be on video using it I'd made sure it was fucking working correctly first

  • @TheVarietyVendor
    @TheVarietyVendor 8 місяців тому +1

    This is freakin awesome! Listening to it on loop all day!
    Please do more! You're waay too talented to only have 1 masterpiece!

  • @gabzpot
    @gabzpot 2 роки тому +12

    I want to see Mike reacting to this video. 😆

  • @finnylettuce8566
    @finnylettuce8566 2 роки тому +6

    rockstar, curator, author, director

  • @Holdtheline07
    @Holdtheline07 10 місяців тому +2

    If this was remade with better AI I wouldn’t have it. It’s just perfect 👌

  • @Vlaxie
    @Vlaxie 2 роки тому +3

    Now this is one sparkly gem of a video right here

  • @faceheadman
    @faceheadman 2 роки тому +10

    everything has lead up to this magnum opus

  • @jeremygoyette7426
    @jeremygoyette7426 2 роки тому +16

    Straight fire..

  • @ChristopherMcLarenExperience
    @ChristopherMcLarenExperience 2 місяці тому

    Did you sentence mix this? it doeesn't sounds as smooth as something like eleven labs.

  • @danielevensen5539
    @danielevensen5539 7 місяців тому +6

    I'd write a comment, but it's 5:40 right now, and I have to be done at 5:40.
    There does not exist enough time in the year.

  • @rjevans2728
    @rjevans2728 Рік тому +2

    The metal breakdown with Mike screaming 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Aspi3Gam3r
    @Aspi3Gam3r 2 роки тому +15

    This is it!
    This is the peak CinemassacreTruth meme.
    Nothing will ever be as hilarious as this! XD

  • @cattusfattus6369
    @cattusfattus6369 2 роки тому +7

    This is so perfect. Just incredible

  • @connordavidson1998
    @connordavidson1998 2 роки тому +6

    That was killer!! 🤘

  • @BrownElectrons
    @BrownElectrons Рік тому +4

    When’s the next rap?!

  • @KonEl-BlackZero
    @KonEl-BlackZero 2 роки тому +8

    This was glorious

  • @Herman_Hedning
    @Herman_Hedning 2 роки тому +3

    Where is the 0:49? About the wood watches?

  • @leons.kennedy2747
    @leons.kennedy2747 2 роки тому +5

    You need to collab with MC Jarbo, that dude would be able to rip James' audio to make it sound like it was really him rapping.

  • @HighFalutinTootin
    @HighFalutinTootin Рік тому +3

    That was fking epicly hilarious

  • @venom-beeb
    @venom-beeb 8 місяців тому +2

    The bottom of the totem pole...

  • @einardarr1673
    @einardarr1673 2 роки тому +2

    Amazing song and editing.
    Keep up the good work and God bless

  • @dougbowser50
    @dougbowser50 2 роки тому +4

    the internet has now peaked

  • @allangoncalves1453
    @allangoncalves1453 2 роки тому +3

    masterpiece, I give five of um/five

  • @dfshjb44
    @dfshjb44 2 місяці тому

    How have I never seen this masterpiece before? Because I have no time.

  • @damianstachelski775
    @damianstachelski775 2 роки тому +3

    We don’t deserve this masterpiece.

  • @JaredGenesis444
    @JaredGenesis444 6 місяців тому +2

    Bro i think its time for another banger what do you say?

  • @HalfDuck
    @HalfDuck 2 роки тому +3

    Great movie, almost as good as 5.40 gigawatts redux

  • @residualwaste5038
    @residualwaste5038 7 місяців тому +2

    The great terror of time

  • @Left-Earth
    @Left-Earth 2 роки тому +3

    _"Live like a windrammer as you f**k."_ 🤘😄🤘

  • @anamericaninbusan9389
    @anamericaninbusan9389 2 роки тому +5

    I'm not a James Rolfe hater, but this's pretty freaking good. Lol

  • @craigusselman546
    @craigusselman546 2 роки тому +9

    Good shit.

  • @godkingdoom
    @godkingdoom 2 роки тому +4

    God I love this video.

  • @jaspercochran1535
    @jaspercochran1535 2 роки тому +5

    These comments really show how great cinemassacre fans are. They’re not just stans who blindly defend everything their favorite UA-cam or or streamer does.

  • @jackcinephile7554
    @jackcinephile7554 2 роки тому +5

    I'm the biggest Cinemassacre simp, but this is still hilarious.

  • @nessunolinux
    @nessunolinux 7 днів тому

    Why didn't UA-cam recommend this video to me sooner? Take a wild guess...

  • @666crippled666
    @666crippled666 2 роки тому +8

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @VeI_2.0
    @VeI_2.0 11 місяців тому +2

    Diamond amongst the shiet.

  • @AyshKing
    @AyshKing 2 роки тому +2

    The Plagiarizing and I refuse were the best parts... and Mikey Boys big ten inch obviously

  • @joshyland
    @joshyland 2 роки тому +2

    You're very talented.

  • @GTVthree
    @GTVthree 2 роки тому +2

    this is incredible! hats off to ya! it makes my parody of raid shadow legends look like S

  • @realOmegasMovie
    @realOmegasMovie 2 роки тому +3

    Comedy gold 😄👌👌

  • @Grim0514
    @Grim0514 2 роки тому +2

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @TheAbele992
    @TheAbele992 Рік тому +2

    2:17 nice triplets

  • @PapaJoJ
    @PapaJoJ Рік тому +1

    This is one of the better ones

  • @peanutmansemporiumofrandom7472
    @peanutmansemporiumofrandom7472 2 роки тому +2

    LMAO YES!!!! 🤝🤔😂😂😂

  • @octagonseventynine1253
    @octagonseventynine1253 10 місяців тому +1

    Is Plinio secretly Mike Mattei? Lol

  • @FrancohGZ
    @FrancohGZ 2 роки тому +2

    I'm in shambles.

  • @mayormcbooby
    @mayormcbooby 2 роки тому +2

    Thankfully he had the time to learn about time.

  • @SalmonJonesTheMagnificent
    @SalmonJonesTheMagnificent 2 роки тому +2

    He just doesn't have time.

  • @nicks4802
    @nicks4802 2 місяці тому

    Pour out a Soylent,
    4 da homiez, y’all

  • @WoodwoseTransmissions
    @WoodwoseTransmissions 3 місяці тому

    Sublime

  • @fredohonius
    @fredohonius 2 роки тому +1

    Lmaoo this is a fucking masterpiece

  • @McLovin_2007
    @McLovin_2007 2 роки тому +3

    Sometimes I think James has taken on too many projects. With AVGN, movie reviews, a band, a podcast, public appearances, interviews, and his family, his schedule is packed. But maybe he feels it's necessary to have a diversity of content.

    • @KRYPTIC05
      @KRYPTIC05 2 роки тому +3

      Because it is. Every channel needs diversity. If it was avgn over and over again itd be boring as fuck.

  • @illlogick7151
    @illlogick7151 5 місяців тому +1

    Worth at least one watch a week

  • @kaylimdonoghue4371
    @kaylimdonoghue4371 2 роки тому +1

    Wow James Rolfe raps

  • @HoosierCallin
    @HoosierCallin 8 місяців тому +2

    5:40 asf

  • @cringeguywithasideoffries8615
    @cringeguywithasideoffries8615 2 роки тому +1

    Honestly id rather rex viper end than the podcast

  • @Chooir
    @Chooir 5 місяців тому +1

    Better than Rex Viper

  • @Popypoplandpop
    @Popypoplandpop 2 роки тому +2

    Enminem vs bimmy rolf

  • @naur87
    @naur87 2 роки тому +1

    savage.

  • @8bitkeroro157
    @8bitkeroro157 8 місяців тому +1

    bro I forgot about this shit its lit

  • @UnCreativeDeconstructionism
    @UnCreativeDeconstructionism Місяць тому

    Practicing "gaytar" lol

  • @Kranekick1985
    @Kranekick1985 2 роки тому

    Hahahaaahaa!!

  • @truesoulghost2777
    @truesoulghost2777 2 роки тому

    If this was a real rap he would’ve cussed
    More

  • @johnnyz7178
    @johnnyz7178 2 роки тому +1

    I still like AVGN and James, but this was great!

  • @TRJ2241987
    @TRJ2241987 2 роки тому +1

    He's here to take you back to the past
    To play some shitty songs that suck ass

  • @joex90
    @joex90 2 роки тому

    kino

  • @BrockShake
    @BrockShake 2 роки тому +2

    This was awful, but I love it!