Karl Heisenberg ASMR | Kidnapping You and Unpredictable Triggers (Resident Evil 8 Village Roleplay)

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  • @grapegum333
    @grapegum333 3 роки тому +5479

    I feel like Princess Peach with how many times I’ve been kidnapped

  • @malleusmaleficarum2992
    @malleusmaleficarum2992 3 роки тому +2602

    Jim: kidnapping u
    lots.of us: joke's on you I'm into that shit

  • @staticnoise2953
    @staticnoise2953 3 роки тому +4788

    I never thought I would ever simp for anyone, but then heisenberg shot a metal pole right into my heart

    • @valerwolf255
      @valerwolf255 3 роки тому +60

      Lmao 😂 great comment.

    • @MsYunaFires
      @MsYunaFires 3 роки тому +199

      Considering how the entire internet simped for Lady D, its only fair Sir H gets some love too! ;)

    • @jarbackk447
      @jarbackk447 3 роки тому +38

      And then I died.... gg

    • @tempest206
      @tempest206 3 роки тому +36

      Thats hot

    • @queenlaura69
      @queenlaura69 3 роки тому +43

      he's so fine and for what-

  • @LordLoocker
    @LordLoocker 3 роки тому +3324

    Okay, dude, seriously, how do you manage to look, sound, and act like... everyone? It's amazing.

    • @cathyskywalker77
      @cathyskywalker77 3 роки тому +104

      It's because Jim is a Chi-meleon 🦎😄

    • @anonymus123tolo
      @anonymus123tolo 3 роки тому +30

      @@cathyskywalker77 What can I say? Your joke was not bad but I didn't laugh at all....so I will give you a 11.5 just because I liked your try.
      Have a nice day. :^)

    • @bugballs2211
      @bugballs2211 3 роки тому +12

      He is *everyone*

    • @salemcrow5078
      @salemcrow5078 3 роки тому +14

      @@cathyskywalker77 I read it as chi-melon at first and was very confused what the joke was. Then I re-read it lol

    • @cathyskywalker77
      @cathyskywalker77 3 роки тому +2

      @@salemcrow5078 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tyto.2719
    @tyto.2719 3 роки тому +835

    Karl: "Your other knee, please."
    Me: "Well, since you asked so politely..."

  • @queenlaura69
    @queenlaura69 3 роки тому +2314

    Karl: "the ugly ass psycho doll"
    Me: "yes sir😩"

    • @alexyunikki4476
      @alexyunikki4476 3 роки тому +21

      i disagree with this personally

    • @cthulumythosreporter8515
      @cthulumythosreporter8515 3 роки тому +97

      Karl: Ugly ass psycho doll
      *points at a picture of you*
      You: T_T

    • @Xx-xk7xu
      @Xx-xk7xu 3 роки тому +13

      I laughed way too loud AJDNAJDNAJJDSJ

    • @queenlaura69
      @queenlaura69 3 роки тому +5

      Pls why does my comment have almost 600 likes😭😭

    • @hilariously_dum
      @hilariously_dum 3 роки тому

      @@alexyunikki4476 okay…?

  • @erzherzogalbrecht8504
    @erzherzogalbrecht8504 3 роки тому +938

    I wonder if they ever make a Heisenberg timeline DLC.
    Where Ethan accepts Heisenbergs offer to work with him

    • @dragonvoiceasmr9685
      @dragonvoiceasmr9685 3 роки тому +55

      OMG YES! That so needs to happen!
      ((Don't mind the ASMR part of my name - Wanting to start becoming a voice actor))

    • @tescobag5704
      @tescobag5704 3 роки тому +42

      Considering the DLC of resi 7, its more likely than we think I'm guessing

    • @weskershades
      @weskershades 3 роки тому +9

      I wish

    • @bakugousgirlfriend2245
      @bakugousgirlfriend2245 3 роки тому +22

      OMGG i want a DLC of Heisenberg😍

    • @ShadowForGod
      @ShadowForGod 3 роки тому +10

      Hopefully, but I know for a fact their gonna do another Chris Redfield DLC

  • @captainbitsy1235
    @captainbitsy1235 3 роки тому +962

    When He held up syringe with iron in it I literally thought “Thanks I’m anemic”

  • @plushdinosaur7917
    @plushdinosaur7917 3 роки тому +4451

    Im literally down so horrendously bad for Heisenberg its not even funny

    • @bentschemes1107
      @bentschemes1107 3 роки тому +226

      no shame, i’m down bad for lady dimitrescu.

    • @atree4487
      @atree4487 3 роки тому +223

      I’m down so bad for this voice actor (he does Heisenberg, Astarion, and Kamski) it’s literally not even funny anymore

    • @mocachoco4752
      @mocachoco4752 3 роки тому +59

      @@bentschemes1107 jim chi lady D asmr when

    • @NuclearGhoul
      @NuclearGhoul 3 роки тому +43

      THIS is such a m o o d

    • @bentschemes1107
      @bentschemes1107 3 роки тому +19

      @@mocachoco4752 lmaooo please

  • @TirarADeguello
    @TirarADeguello 3 роки тому +2765

    You're doing good, Jim, excellent portrayal.

    • @francisattic
      @francisattic 3 роки тому +15

      Tirar lurkin 👀

    • @Samstar369
      @Samstar369 3 роки тому +36

      Mike, you should also do one of these Resident Evil 8 ones! Some kind of Dr. Andrew Michaels investigation of the mold or interviewing Ethan Winters

    • @hexgrimoireetc9829
      @hexgrimoireetc9829 3 роки тому +8

      Wait, have you been playing Resident Evil 8, Tirar? I didn't know you were a gamer! :D

    • @JungleHunter06
      @JungleHunter06 3 роки тому +12

      By god, HE’S A GAMER

    • @dylanu1384
      @dylanu1384 3 роки тому +4

      So are we going to get Tirar as Moreau? I'll wait patiently

  • @bandana4814
    @bandana4814 3 роки тому +1949

    The amount of times I've been kidnapped and let go is astonishing!

    • @seekthtruth
      @seekthtruth 3 роки тому +29

      Me to we must have the worst (or best) luck!

    • @thegamingrose1890
      @thegamingrose1890 3 роки тому +35

      At this point just pick up the chair and leave with it

    • @benzass95
      @benzass95 3 роки тому +22

      Victim's Incorporated is always looking to hire, we offer benefits and great life insurance (accidents happen afterall)

    • @sleepyheadIllinois
      @sleepyheadIllinois 3 роки тому +8

      I guess we would have liked to keep BOTH of our eyes, but ya win some ya lose a few vital body parts

    • @The_Stewart_Fam
      @The_Stewart_Fam 3 роки тому +3

      @@sleepyheadIllinois yep

  • @hollylrose4735
    @hollylrose4735 3 роки тому +1155

    The second I saw Heisenberg in the game, I was so hopeful that you'd do an asmr of him - his character design definitely fits with the types of characters you usually play on this channel. You did a wonderful job as always!!

    • @dfdhf13
      @dfdhf13 3 роки тому +20

      Honestly, I saw Heisenberg and instantly thought. This dude would be the perfect asmr version of him

  • @Autective
    @Autective 3 роки тому +561

    H: "Its a big but. You know what that is right?"
    Me: "Lady D?"
    H: *looks at her picture then back to the camera* "uncertainty."
    Me: "Oh no I'm pretty certain about my answer"

    • @_linski_8924
      @_linski_8924 3 роки тому +6

      Hahaha yass, I thought pretty much the same at that moment 😂

    • @reirats70
      @reirats70 3 роки тому +2

      I just got to that part and omg

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 роки тому +3

      This made me laugh way too much

  • @melodyj661
    @melodyj661 3 роки тому +757

    Plot twist: we’re a corpse and he’s talking to himself

    • @penta1239
      @penta1239 3 роки тому +114

      not really a plot twist if we’re portraying Ethan winters here

    • @melodyj661
      @melodyj661 3 роки тому +27

      @@penta1239 True xD

    • @Glitch-Phases
      @Glitch-Phases 3 роки тому +42

      @@penta1239 OH SH*T YOUR RIGHT

    • @UriskOfTheFae
      @UriskOfTheFae 3 роки тому +36

      @FrozenSneak 12 From what's available in game, we don't really have evidence of him having actually used living subjects for his experiments, but we know for a fact from a journal entry he considered it, since his early experiments couldn't generate enough power to be viable in combat. The very next entry, however, is of successfully boosting the power output of the heart-cadou-generator he was using, with no more mention of living subjects, so honestly we really don't know. It's not unreasonable to headcanon either way. But he definitely considered using living subjects.

    • @waynestacey8458
      @waynestacey8458 3 роки тому +10

      Still would simp

  • @annprime2998
    @annprime2998 3 роки тому +521

    My brain: Don't flirt with him
    Me: pff I'm gonna flirt with-

  • @Union.Of.The.666
    @Union.Of.The.666 3 роки тому +1007

    Heisenberg is surprisingly chill without Sturm to constantly interrupt him

    • @thelastnutbender6857
      @thelastnutbender6857 3 роки тому +67

      i actually think ethan could have trusted him if he had been willing to use rose as a weapon

    • @katylepetsos7512
      @katylepetsos7512 3 роки тому +33

      @@thelastnutbender6857 yeah but think about it, Rose is his infant daughter, using her as a “weapon” while she’s a baby does not sound good.

    • @n.c.pictures
      @n.c.pictures 3 роки тому +38

      @@thelastnutbender6857 honestly they probably could've worked out a way to defeat Miranda even without using rose if only Ethan tried to have a proper conversation with heisenberg

    • @batjackattack5556
      @batjackattack5556 2 роки тому +26

      @@n.c.pictures to be fair, he’s just here to get his fungy baby. if he has to kill miranda, then so be it.

    • @hammertime5914
      @hammertime5914 2 роки тому +23

      Given Ethan was able to just walk in and cap Miranda I don't really see why they needed rose as a weapon in the first place. Hell they could have just said "I help you kill her you help me get to her and get my baby girl back" simple

  • @jwfjwf4031
    @jwfjwf4031 3 роки тому +1601

    Listen I always said I wanted Heisenberg to nail me but I feel like we may have a miscommunication

  • @salty_mal0
    @salty_mal0 3 роки тому +638

    Heisenberg: **being threatening**
    Me: **simping the entire time**

    • @harruu._5485
      @harruu._5485 3 роки тому

      That shit for... Men

    • @pizzaextremetv2242
      @pizzaextremetv2242 3 роки тому

      @@harruu._5485 yes...
      problem?

    • @gabriellaleander
      @gabriellaleander 3 роки тому

      same xD lol what the hell

    • @shiverfan4867
      @shiverfan4867 Рік тому

      ​@@pizzaextremetv2242 gay

    • @Simpfor_0lderW0men7
      @Simpfor_0lderW0men7 Рік тому

      It becomes a problem when I start searching asmr of the characters I simp over…………or perhaps it dosnt?… maybe.. just a thought👀🔅

  • @artofket
    @artofket 3 роки тому +310

    Me: *simping*
    Him: "and it's a big but(t)"
    Me: *snorts*

  • @richietribe9487
    @richietribe9487 3 роки тому +1144

    I like how you say Mirander like the real Heisenberg does

    • @Blue-rz1cv
      @Blue-rz1cv 3 роки тому +67

      Mirander

    • @sentientbottleofglue6272
      @sentientbottleofglue6272 3 роки тому +37

      Mirander

    • @zqueen1229
      @zqueen1229 3 роки тому +18

      What kind of accent is that that the original voice actor used? He also says Idea as Idear like he adds the r sound to cirtain words. Idk why :/

    • @crazyfrogbu
      @crazyfrogbu 3 роки тому +37

      @@zqueen1229 I’m not quite sure if it’s any particular accent. The original voice actor is British so it could just be him making up an American accent that doesn’t exist

    • @siffrinskies7780
      @siffrinskies7780 3 роки тому +65

      @@crazyfrogbu well, Neil (Karl’s VA) also voiced Gavin Reed and Elijah Kamski in Detroit: Become Human, and the American accents he used there were very accurate. So I’m not sure if it’s just him having fun with a voice, or if he’s going for an actual accent here...

  • @noahissleepy000
    @noahissleepy000 3 роки тому +663

    I really like the detail that you pronounce "Miranda" like "Mirander", just like the original VA. Amazing work as always!

    • @demiurgence9777
      @demiurgence9777 3 роки тому +11

      I had headphones in and heard that and started dying

    • @peachfang
      @peachfang Рік тому +8

      i immediately thought of the origarmi killer thing from heavy rain lmao

  • @captainbitsy1235
    @captainbitsy1235 3 роки тому +358

    Heisenberg:That fucking freak just sings all day
    Strum:AND I WILL ALWAYS LOOOVVVEE YOU *But it’s being played on 3 chainsaws*

    • @salemcrow5078
      @salemcrow5078 3 роки тому +27

      Okay but this but it's that vine where it says like holy shit in the middle
      Sturm: AND IIIIIIIII
      Heseinburg: HOLY SHIT
      Sturm: WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOUU OOOHHH

    • @sirpepeofhousekek6741
      @sirpepeofhousekek6741 Рік тому +1

      ​@@salemcrow5078That's from Jontron

  • @inviotb
    @inviotb 3 роки тому +330

    Me this whole video: “Jokes on you I’m into that shit!”

  • @peterboudinot2520
    @peterboudinot2520 3 роки тому +177

    Free top surgery AND fixing my iron deficiency? Homie a whole 24/7 Care Clinic

  • @tenteniii7850
    @tenteniii7850 3 роки тому +688

    I kinda feel like ethan winters with how many times I should of died by now-

    • @jje7613
      @jje7613 3 роки тому +31

      @shadonic565 that would be kinda sick just pour some magic water on my hand and my whole body heals

    • @RedHotCarnations
      @RedHotCarnations 3 роки тому +15

      @shadonic565 I mean, we might because I accidentally kicked a fridge too hard and broke half of my toenail off. It didn't hurt for some reason and I just poured some water on it and the next day it was freakin fine??

    • @nopenope1305
      @nopenope1305 3 роки тому +7

      Even Lord Heisenberg's real VA feels the same tho, I remember once watching him play the game and go like "I don't wanna be Ethan Winters anymore". Twas hilarious.

    • @shariploof1493
      @shariploof1493 3 роки тому

      @@nopenope1305 yo i wanna watch that

  • @scaredstar9127
    @scaredstar9127 3 роки тому +452

    Hero's:"The villain is in the city, but where will we find them?"
    The villain: 0:05

  • @denniscowe3289
    @denniscowe3289 3 роки тому +286

    Me: Idk Donna’s kinda attractive
    Karl: Ugly ass psycho doll
    Me: Yeah!

    • @wetbread239
      @wetbread239 3 роки тому

      fr

    • @iloveyouguys3070
      @iloveyouguys3070 3 роки тому +1

      Oh I thought the dolls name was Angie.
      To be honest. Donna was nice enough to let you beat the crap out of her

    • @denniscowe3289
      @denniscowe3289 3 роки тому +10

      @@iloveyouguys3070 it is Angie, but she’s controlled by Donna so

    • @iloveyouguys3070
      @iloveyouguys3070 3 роки тому

      Ah. Well hey I still want to smash their head in

  • @victoriapulcifer6218
    @victoriapulcifer6218 3 роки тому +913

    *Him: doesn't talk*
    *Me in my mind:* _The voice the voice the voice it's the most important part of this whole operation don't fuck it up--_
    *Him:* Well... well... _Well._ Would you look what the lycan dragged in. Huh? *chuckles*
    *Me:* _YEEEEEEEEEEEEE_

  • @albertstrauss8287
    @albertstrauss8287 3 роки тому +212

    This is amazing. The reason why Heisenberg is my favorite character is because of his strange ways of acting and speaking. He can say something and suddenly change tone out of nowhere, and I feel as you perfectly portray his character.

  • @Bhaalkanwoman
    @Bhaalkanwoman 3 роки тому +342

    3:58 that line there, awakened something in me that i didnt knew existed.

    • @dragonias6725
      @dragonias6725 3 роки тому +17

      Sus

    • @zorion5402
      @zorion5402 3 роки тому +11

      Mood

    • @ollah4
      @ollah4 3 роки тому +7

      I can,t even

    • @bigman9565
      @bigman9565 3 роки тому +3

      When I heard that line
      X-Men First Class
      That bit where Hank goes to takeba dna sample from Raven
      And Erik butts in and says "kinky"

    • @crazybabuskaman3923
      @crazybabuskaman3923 2 роки тому +1

      Being gay?

  • @saladbarjoe
    @saladbarjoe 3 роки тому +351

    Wow, you did an amazing job of capturing the character! I'm a huge fan of Neil Newbon's acting (mostly because of Detroit: Become Human), and you absolutely nailed his voice while also making it your own. Very impressive, i love it!

    • @saladbarjoe
      @saladbarjoe 3 роки тому +9

      @Joseph Dematas he plays both Gavin Reed (the asshole detective) and Elijah Kamski (the creator of androids that meets with Connor & Hank)

    • @stop987
      @stop987 3 роки тому +3

      This! Also love him in baldurs gate 3 as Astarion

    • @preston-prezton5666
      @preston-prezton5666 3 роки тому +1

      OMG YES IM PLAYING DETROIT AND I NEVER SEE PPL TALKING ABOUT IT

    • @trlycrlym7768
      @trlycrlym7768 3 роки тому

      He nailed it get it-

  • @iam_sherlocked8421
    @iam_sherlocked8421 3 роки тому +323

    15:00
    just imagine being kidnapped by Heisenberg and he comes to jingle his keys in your ear

  • @babynyxe4784
    @babynyxe4784 2 роки тому +219

    Made this cos I was bored
    Intro 0:00 - 3:18
    Tying you up 3:18 - 4:04
    Rambles about uncertainty 4:04 - 6:02
    Hammers nails in you (hammering starts at 8:01 ) 6:02 - 14:11
    He rewards you 14:11 - 16:48
    He cuts off bits of you (cutting starts at 18:00) 16:48 - 18:15
    Takes a break to yell at henchman 18:15 - 19:21
    Resume cutting 19:21 - 22:24
    He puts iron in you 22:24 - 25:30
    He puts on a wonderful performance 25:30 - 26:02
    Takes out one of your eyes (gouging starts at 27:36) 26:02 - 29:30
    He waves a stick in your face 29:30 - 31:17
    He takes out your teeth 31:17 - 34:11
    Stabs/cuts you 34:11 - 38:16
    The final test (spoiler: it doesn't work) 38:16 - 39:35
    Yells at henchman again 39:35 - 39:48
    He is mad 39:48 - 40:25
    U die or sth idk 40:25 - 40:35

    • @shinx5605
      @shinx5605 2 роки тому +4

      W

    • @_The__Eyes_
      @_The__Eyes_ 2 роки тому +2

      Ily sm for this

    • @sapphire8507
      @sapphire8507 Рік тому +9

      Me, seeing this before I get two minutes in: 😮😶

    • @lenamoon6948
      @lenamoon6948 Рік тому +2

      The description of the last one genius😂 I literally died of laughing 😂🤣

    • @shadder8468
      @shadder8468 Рік тому +4

      40:25-40:35 he knocks u down from the hole where the Sturm is

  • @callmegkiddoyt2588
    @callmegkiddoyt2588 3 роки тому +96

    When he called us hot-shot I did a double-take- jeeeezuz christ I'm simping hard for this dude-

  • @oliviabytner1614
    @oliviabytner1614 3 роки тому +556

    I haven't been kidnapped in like....2 weeks. I definitely missed that 😁

  • @utubeuser.777
    @utubeuser.777 3 роки тому +171

    40 MINUTES WITH THIS MAN YES PLEASE THANK YOU

    • @gothametaI
      @gothametaI 3 роки тому +1

      I LOVE YOUR PFP AND USERNAME 😩

  • @Samstar369
    @Samstar369 3 роки тому +282

    Let's see how fast you fall asleep, Winters.

  • @scoot-scoot51341
    @scoot-scoot51341 3 роки тому +105

    Imagine if he's actually talking to Ethan's corpse after he dies in his boss fight.

  • @thehorrorfiend23
    @thehorrorfiend23 3 роки тому +252

    Heisenberg: *blows raspberry*
    Me: *immediately busts out laughing*
    It was just soooo unexpectedly funny 😆

  • @anobody7467
    @anobody7467 3 роки тому +480

    I think Ethan should of joined him ngl:/

    • @cs3k3
      @cs3k3 3 роки тому +23

      Why?
      There are 2 options:
      1. As soon as you and him kill Miranda he double crosses you and kills you & keeps Rose for her powers.
      2. You and Heisenberg bring Rose to Miranda, and the moment you arrive they just kill ya without hesitation. I mean Heisenberg was her favourite "child-thing", and I think that was for a reason.

    • @anobody7467
      @anobody7467 3 роки тому +12

      @@cs3k3 eh, fuck it, its extra help, I guess I was thinking of it in a more realistic setting, I dont think I could kill any of them so the help would be more then welcome XD

    • @KunSimonn
      @KunSimonn 3 роки тому +8

      For me if Ethan join Hisenburg it's will lead you to the canon ending but this time you can decide to give Rose to Chris or Hisenburg,Chirs was a good ending but Hisenburg is bad ending

    • @mothball-8324
      @mothball-8324 3 роки тому +5

      Exactly like, Ethan, you can make a new baby if you want. Its not that big of a deal that they have rose

    • @salemcrow5078
      @salemcrow5078 3 роки тому +4

      @@mothball-8324 well they did also have Mia so that also sorta complicates things in terms of “making a new one”.

  • @skylasparkle7710
    @skylasparkle7710 3 роки тому +136

    Not me having a random ass dream about being in a secret relationship with Heisenberg and then finding this video a few days later-

  • @jupitersspace2004
    @jupitersspace2004 3 роки тому +143

    Heisenberg: pulls out a brown eye and pops it in his mouth, disgusting mouth sounds
    Me: sir my eyes are gree- aUGH, STOP, ILL CLAIM IT AS MINE, JUST TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, PLEASE

  • @amarislouvel1005
    @amarislouvel1005 3 роки тому +117

    You portrayed him so well! I also love how you enunciated “bitch” just like he did in the game haha

  • @connyaaaa5555
    @connyaaaa5555 3 роки тому +72

    Are we not gonna talk about how his face genuinely looks animated with that lighting? Like damn, I was wondering if he actually animated it for a second there

  • @rachelzx97
    @rachelzx97 3 роки тому +268

    A lot of friends who don't usually talk in our group chat are discussing how excited they are now🤣 we all have been waiting for this!

  • @its_rampage2680
    @its_rampage2680 3 роки тому +116

    "You had to go your own way. Like Fleetwood fuckin' Mac"
    Me: *wheezing* 🤣🤣

  • @michelledavo7055
    @michelledavo7055 3 роки тому +77

    Dude... the way your moving around is like your actually part of the game- so cool!

  • @boop8685
    @boop8685 3 роки тому +174

    I see so many people talk about Lady D but nobody talking about my guy Heisenberg?
    Like? God, I'm a huge sucker for this fictional man

    • @Cult_leader_saddler
      @Cult_leader_saddler 9 місяців тому +1

      I won't lie same here I think there is a lot of simps Lady d.

  • @叶子-d5j
    @叶子-d5j 3 роки тому +461

    I’m actually on my way to Heisenberg’s factory, what a timing😏

    • @de_falt
      @de_falt 3 роки тому +6

      Spoiler: he ded

    • @kristinaflint7837
      @kristinaflint7837 3 роки тому +10

      Tell him I said hi

    • @laurancezgacha3051
      @laurancezgacha3051 3 роки тому +12

      Make sure to play the wild west music on the way

    • @natsueyama
      @natsueyama 3 роки тому +12

      @@de_falt H a h a nice joke **is in denial**

    • @pizzaextremetv2242
      @pizzaextremetv2242 3 роки тому +2

      im going with you.
      one more is never too much😏😏😏

  • @raeviss
    @raeviss 3 роки тому +285

    I need y'all to stop feeding my addiction, THIS IS NOT HEALTHY 😂😂

    • @theradicalginger3060
      @theradicalginger3060 3 роки тому +5

      Oh shoot the sign got knocked down
      Please dont feed ASMR
      XD

    • @missingtvhead1943
      @missingtvhead1943 3 роки тому +1

      Srry I think I knocked the sign down

    • @raeviss
      @raeviss 3 роки тому

      @@missingtvhead1943 ah hell 💀

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 роки тому +1

      This sign won’t stop me cuz I can’t read!!
      *send all the Heisenberg fics*

  • @spinalc0rd913
    @spinalc0rd913 3 роки тому +202

    Damn, I lowkey wanted to go to Heisenberg.

  • @chelcigearhiser3421
    @chelcigearhiser3421 3 роки тому +70

    I love Jim’s natural Brit accent, but there’s something about his low western American voice that always gives me tingles.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 роки тому +2

      Oh is he British? This is the first vid I’ve ever seen of his! (Enough to get me to sub lol) but so is Neil Newbon so I guess that’s perfect for the Heisenberg accent lol

  • @Savannah-ez2wp
    @Savannah-ez2wp 3 роки тому +80

    The fact that everyone is simping for Heisenberg now is wonderful😂 thank you for this!

    • @marystone860
      @marystone860 3 роки тому +4

      I am so glad I am not the only one! I am falling for this guy so hard right now!

    • @JuiCyHe3aveen
      @JuiCyHe3aveen 3 роки тому +2

      And im fucking simping for the doll like, what the hell? :'D

    • @Cult_leader_saddler
      @Cult_leader_saddler 9 місяців тому

      What the hell is wrong with you?

  • @milostout613
    @milostout613 3 роки тому +279

    Gonna be completely honest, in stress situations, I start giggling nervously, so for like have this video I was just giggling.

    • @tavitay9737
      @tavitay9737 3 роки тому +8

      Me too!

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 роки тому +18

      Completely get it... except I’m already flustered with just the Heisenberg character, so I already came into the video being a giggling mess and can’t even get through it rn!

    • @chookinathunderstorm3446
      @chookinathunderstorm3446 2 роки тому +1

      Even in such an innocent, playful, sexy game as '" Chase me!.....Chase me! " I cpuld never help collapsing into helpless giggles way too soon and ruin the whole suspense.

    • @milostout613
      @milostout613 2 роки тому +1

      @@chookinathunderstorm3446 LMAO SAMEE

  • @Theheroofyokohama
    @Theheroofyokohama 3 роки тому +75

    I hope there'll be a video where we agreed with heisenberg and he's discussing his plans with us

  • @Barium_HydrOxide
    @Barium_HydrOxide 3 роки тому +48

    "Certainty , what does it mean to you"
    Me : explains the heisenberg theory of uncertainty to the screen

  • @SavExe
    @SavExe 3 роки тому +220

    I expected to get nailed, but not like this.

    • @cathyskywalker77
      @cathyskywalker77 3 роки тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @justawildsofia2868
      @justawildsofia2868 3 роки тому +29

      I said Where are you hammering me out loud. wheezed hard after

    • @cathyskywalker77
      @cathyskywalker77 3 роки тому +20

      @@justawildsofia2868 That comment really hit the ( cough cough) nail on the head....

    • @justawildsofia2868
      @justawildsofia2868 3 роки тому +8

      @@cathyskywalker77 Our humour is so cheesy😂😂😭

    • @cathyskywalker77
      @cathyskywalker77 3 роки тому +8

      @@justawildsofia2868 Yes indeed! 😁🧀🧀🧀🧀

  • @heartsforyou499
    @heartsforyou499 3 роки тому +46

    Jim : just in Karl Heisenberg
    Me : *SCREAMS IN SIMP*

  • @distressedbagofbeans
    @distressedbagofbeans 3 роки тому +153

    Jim: Whatever you do, don't look behind you!
    Me, laying in bed, facing the wall:😳

  • @internetspookies
    @internetspookies 3 роки тому +41

    this is the most amazing impression of heisenberg i’ve ever heard, it’s like i’m listening to the voice actor. SO COOL

  • @MsYunaFires
    @MsYunaFires 3 роки тому +142

    dare one hope for a Detroit: Become Human roleplay? Heisenberg is played by the guy who did Kamski in that, and Jim here has already nailed the actor's mannerisms to a T

    • @RaccoonFace
      @RaccoonFace 3 роки тому +13

      YES I FINALLY FOUND ANOTHER DBH FAN

    • @lollipoplp8094
      @lollipoplp8094 3 роки тому +4

      Or maybe even Gavin Reed? All three Charakters are played by Neil Newbon

  • @underfloof805
    @underfloof805 3 роки тому +152

    The 10 dislikes are the 4 lords + mother Miranda + the village

  • @zeyata-cicero-herron4608
    @zeyata-cicero-herron4608 3 роки тому +102

    "This Resident Evil Village ASMR Heisenberg roleplay has lots of threatening, but relaxing triggers...And dancing."
    The best addition by far is, yes, the dancing.

  • @Silentlyconfused
    @Silentlyconfused 3 роки тому +37

    ...It is my first time experiencing one of these things, and when he ACTUALLY did the nail thing, it was almost like I was feeling it...
    ...I'm INTRIGUED. What is this???

  • @jar768jake
    @jar768jake 3 роки тому +1201

    Jim Heisenberg gets close: I have to take out your eye.
    Me: 👁👄👁 okay
    Me later: 👁👄X more please

    • @cathyskywalker77
      @cathyskywalker77 3 роки тому +25

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cathyskywalker77
      @cathyskywalker77 3 роки тому +36

      Yep, so now we have two less teeth, nails in our knees, and with only one 👁️ we are also a freaking Cyclops. Let's see what job opportunities are available for the likes of us🤔....Maybe a door? Already got the peep hole ..Hey, don't mind me, I'm just "board"....and it's in the 90s here in Connecticut, so....

    • @Zenobiax117
      @Zenobiax117 3 роки тому +12

      Am I the only one to think that hiesenberg looks like boomer Dante ?

    • @imsorrythankyouplease7613
      @imsorrythankyouplease7613 3 роки тому +8

      @@cathyskywalker77 let me know when it gets to the 2000’s in Connecticut so I can roll around on my Heelys and listen to Gwen Stefani.

    • @cathyskywalker77
      @cathyskywalker77 3 роки тому +4

      @@imsorrythankyouplease7613 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 2000 degrees would be like Dragonfire hot🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

  • @kropotkinnie
    @kropotkinnie 3 роки тому +307

    i'm a bisexual disaster man, and this asmrtist is really fueling it

    • @evelynnarrington1650
      @evelynnarrington1650 3 роки тому +26

      As a fellow bisexual disaster person. You're not alone

    • @that_acidic_psych_ward
      @that_acidic_psych_ward 3 роки тому +17

      As a pansexual disaster man i feel the same

    • @swagpotato720
      @swagpotato720 3 роки тому +12

      3:15 certainly isn’t helping my predicament

    • @enchantedcrane6328
      @enchantedcrane6328 3 роки тому +12

      Yeah I'm pretty sure Jim himself is a bisexual disaster person at this point or at least teases all of us BDPs on purpose

    • @urfavoritefurry4368
      @urfavoritefurry4368 3 роки тому +4

      As an omnisexual disaster I agree with this statement

  • @ocstudiosandcritique2090
    @ocstudiosandcritique2090 3 роки тому +64

    Anybody: how many kidnap ASMRs do you want?
    Me: *Yes*

  • @_wintersrot_
    @_wintersrot_ 3 роки тому +21

    “I’m gonna put a nail in ya”
    My genuine, exact reaction: AYO ETHAN- ETHAN HELP-

  • @meowmewcula7039
    @meowmewcula7039 3 роки тому +48

    Worth everything! That camera shake effect is so good!

  • @xanderfernandez
    @xanderfernandez 3 роки тому +40

    Heisenberg is my favorite character in Resident Evil 8 and your portrayal of him is on point.👏

  • @delsinrowe6696
    @delsinrowe6696 3 роки тому +34

    Who would’ve thought asmr of having nails hammered into your bones would be so calming🤔

  • @captainbitsy1235
    @captainbitsy1235 3 роки тому +274

    I know I’m commenting way to much but damn
    Heisenberg:I’m gonna cut something off of you
    Me:Oh yay the top surgery I always wanted

  • @liv4love-22d8
    @liv4love-22d8 3 роки тому +59

    Let me go you Hobo Magneto!!!
    You'll never take me alive
    *faceplants to floor trying to escape*

  • @danielnavarro537
    @danielnavarro537 3 роки тому +70

    “My daughter isn’t a weapon. I don’t give a damn about your family issues.”- Ethan Winters

  • @bloodmoon5957
    @bloodmoon5957 3 роки тому +54

    Alternative title: Heisenberg nails you and does experiments with your body [ASMR] (RE 8: Village) (not sexual)

  • @pbvibes6789
    @pbvibes6789 3 роки тому +19

    I'm always so blown away by how natural the accents sound. If I didn't know Jim is British, I would have no idea. Also now that I've read Nic Cage inspired this voice, i cannot unhear his influence 😭😂

  • @user-dj8kp7vo2g
    @user-dj8kp7vo2g 3 роки тому +20

    the attention to detail in this is CRAZY! The way he says "marander", the pacing around, you can literally see DUST floating around in the air- wild

  • @saibogu002love
    @saibogu002love 3 роки тому +76

    I'm usually not really affected by ASMR much, i clicked for the Roleplay concept... Holy hecks, the voice, the attitude. That's full commitment there. Really chilled in the vibe.
    Any chance we will see more of Heisenberg around ?

    • @marystone860
      @marystone860 3 роки тому

      I hope so! I hope he does more of these in the future! OMG!!! He is SO good at it!

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 роки тому +4

      I usually listen to ASMR as it does wonders for my sleep and studying, but damn this one is hard to get through only because of my high key simping for the character 😂

  • @Fatsaver
    @Fatsaver 3 роки тому +30

    Never has torture ever felt more amazing

  • @superbfinch2000
    @superbfinch2000 3 роки тому +47

    “You may be sittin’ but you ain’t pretty.” Heisenberg doesn’t think I’m pretty? 🥺😢😭

  • @IDKifilikeithere
    @IDKifilikeithere Рік тому +45

    No one:
    Non binary people when you ask them what they’re pronouns are: 22:00 - 22:03

  • @cathyskywalker77
    @cathyskywalker77 3 роки тому +67

    "What time is it? Tooth hurty...and I'm a dentist"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🦷🦷

  • @mischiefmanaged444
    @mischiefmanaged444 3 роки тому +84

    Well done as always.
    I would rate this kidnapping 4/5
    ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    Had to deduct one star because Matt is still my favorite. 🥰

    • @KiaraM
      @KiaraM 3 роки тому +7

      Same 😉 I miss Matt very much too and would love to see him again

  • @iuwudidsomethingforonce458
    @iuwudidsomethingforonce458 3 роки тому +33

    i accidentally discover this. this makes me feel so many different emotions i cant even-.. istg im in love with this video-

    • @otakus1216
      @otakus1216 3 роки тому +3

      Same
      These emotions don't even have a word..

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 роки тому

      Same... like simping is not the word for it anymore... just highkey crushing or smthning on this character now I can’t- 😰

  • @MrRogerBlake
    @MrRogerBlake 3 роки тому +32

    After Shanny ad Lady Dimitrescu and Jim as Heisenberg i'm just waiting to see who's gonna give Donna Beneviento a try.

  • @RainyDelaneyy
    @RainyDelaneyy 3 роки тому +18

    Me responding to everything like this is an actual conversation

  • @jenni8729
    @jenni8729 3 роки тому +68

    Having spoken to Nic Cage in person, I’d say that’s more than a healthy slathering. I heard it before I read the description.
    You’re bringing the goods, as always, Jim.

  • @Heather-qf9jk
    @Heather-qf9jk 3 роки тому +10

    I had been WAITING for Jim to do a heisenberg, literally the second I saw him I knew his character was right up Jim's alley. Excellent portrayal, you nailed his mannerisms!!

  • @SailorMars768
    @SailorMars768 3 роки тому +35

    I won't lie, this had me biting my lip quite a few times. Excellent job.

  • @DabiLOVmember
    @DabiLOVmember 3 роки тому +34

    "Look what the Lycan dragged in"
    Me: Listen, I let em bring me here aight?
    "You don't believe me do you? hotshot"
    Me: *Stroke*

  • @claireoverturf8988
    @claireoverturf8988 3 роки тому +21

    OMG I WAS LOOKING FOR HEISENBERG BUT COULDN'T FIND ANY!!! You my friend have blessed me!

  • @MadameMistress
    @MadameMistress 3 роки тому +44

    Who in the frick frack left this a dislike? I just started and I already love it

  • @high-levelsimp2379
    @high-levelsimp2379 3 роки тому +31

    me, pressing the notification desperately like a dehydrated mortal seeing an oasis in a desert: MAGNETO VAN HELSING
    OK but that is a very good Heisenberg impression, especially the voice. How do you always do the voices so well? It's amazing. Especially when his voice is *not* easy at all.
    side note: man, been a while since I've been kidnapped/held captive.
    Just read the description. It's amazing how devoted you are to doing the voice impressions for your videos, it's particularly awe-inspiring.

  • @kittenshakatcan
    @kittenshakatcan 3 роки тому +179

    Anyone else have a sudden urge to see Jim try FNAF's Purple guy?

  • @cottonclown8344
    @cottonclown8344 3 роки тому +45

    I don’t know if I should be scared or flustered 😳💕

  • @quilledwings
    @quilledwings 3 роки тому +7

    karl: “you lack…. the vision”
    BRO YOU TOOK MY EYE

  • @Kittykaut
    @Kittykaut 3 роки тому +35

    Karl: " You got strong bones"
    Me: "thanks. I drink milk"
    Karl: "You be drinking plenty of milk"

  • @Katiriaa84
    @Katiriaa84 Рік тому +1

    My favourite ASMR artist and my favourite Resident Evil character...
    You literally nailed Karl Heisenberg with his voice, the way he walk, his mannerism... I'm in heaven

  • @letlopes5038
    @letlopes5038 3 роки тому +19

    YES YES YES I WAS WAITING FOR THIS!!! THANK YOU JIM!! I can't believe you keep doing ALL my favorite characters.

  • @Kristy9169
    @Kristy9169 3 роки тому +30

    My friend and I were watching this because we were bored, and instead of hearing "Good doggy" she heard "Kentucky." We've been cracking up about it for the past day, and keep whispering "Kentucky."

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 роки тому

      Are you sure you guys aren’t me and my friend 😂 sounds like something we’d do too. Gotta love it

    • @Kristy9169
      @Kristy9169 3 роки тому

      @@terra_the_nightingale135 we still joke about it. My friend's mom is kinda in on it

    • @sydneyskousen2030
      @sydneyskousen2030 3 роки тому +2

      I got to that part just as I read your comment and am now laughing my butt off!!!!! 🤣😂🤣🤣😂

    • @Kristy9169
      @Kristy9169 3 роки тому +1

      @@sydneyskousen2030 Fun fact: we still joke about it.