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"If you're a homeless just buy a house" ahh conversation 💀
Just get a house, not buy a house
forsen
@@King_Liko Ahhhh
Ass*
When my 48 year old azz was living out of state for a few years then came back to my mobile home in California a fawking homeless was living in it so police were called. Now I'm alone and it's peaceful until I come home from work one of these days to see a lunatic there again quite a fawking predicament it becomes. :P
Bro the chat 💀 “groom her”
Finally someone noticed too
That was like under a second, u both are hidden lions ready to attack the moment 💀 ☠️
Someone said pimp her.
I think didn't see it well.
Fr wtf
what the hell
I lost my braincells watching this 😭😂
Ahhhhhhh
Pretty sure ppl turn off their brains once these two enter a conversation 😂
Exactly. Dumbass..
What conversation?
I always lose em watching these two
Ahhhhhhh
You guys realize they are trying to make you laugh. This isn't a genuine conversation. It's silliness. And anyone mad at silliness is a weirdo.
"groom her"
Wtf is the chat on!? 💀😭
Fr
@@land_shark_maw1048 damn bro you really contributed there
Because that's another shitty joke of his. In a different short he said he was his girlfriend's babysitter when she was 10 and he was like 18+ and that's how they met. Which even as a joke is so disgusting, especially with a big name being exposed damn near every month for being a creep
@@thedumbocracy7468 fr
@@thedumbocracy7468fr
"Never pay it back, yea"
😂😂😂
Have them send you to jail, Geeniiuus ~
Ahhhhhhh
@@aryzod.263 No one who owes money on banks got sent to jail. there's no law about it.
You're just gonna be lifetime banned on all banks
@@aryzod.263 but it's make them pay for your food, ahhh ~
This conversation started from "dumb*ss" to "Genius" in matter of seconds 😂
Edit:-Holy sh*t 1K likes
This is literally a conversation Denji and Power from chainsawman would have😂
Literally the same type of energy/brain cells these two be sharing 🤣
i neeed someone to make a animation of it
@@nolangeary3993 me too
Power is Nick and Denji is emily lol
@productionkos8816 Really i was going to say the opposite
"and gets into jail for not paying loan. Now you have free home, free food, free gym membership, and homies to keep you from being depressed."
in america? 😂😂 not usually
Free sex
And also heroin. The real painkiller.
@@djthakidd1found the convict
Youre the real genius
“Overdosing you dumba**” and the she goes “ahhhh…”
Gotta play it up for the chatters and watchers so we all comment their engagement goes up and they get richer while we think they're getting dumber. Lol
@@RandomUserYTisFailing hatewatcher...
@@sin6750 Whose hating? lol
@@RandomUserYTisFailing you!
@@sin6750 how?
How chatting with early days of Chat GPT felt like. 😂
The two brains cells are fighting for 3rd place
In this case last place
@@AlfredoSalinas-i5vi don’t think you got the joke
3rd place isn’t enough, they’re both fighting for 10th place and the others left due to disappointment
One is trying to kill the person, while the other one is trying to get the person broke af.
"they're depressed" "just go to the gym" omg nmp with the PHD over here
Working out gives your brain the happy emotion, seeing results gives you motivation, if you don’t/can’t see or recognize results it’s hard to do ngl
@@cutiscalway2921Still though it’s not a fix all. Incredibly beneficial totally but better if done while also on medications that work for you or therapy
It literally does help.
Thats how you fix it 99% Time. You just HAVE to do it and not give in to your feelings.
@@holymacarenafin2319yes that will definitely cure a chemical imbalance in your brain 😃
"Ozempic"
"Then what if you OD on that"
*Infinite loop*
Being depressed and lazy is a crazy combo lol
Being depressed makes u lazy dumbass
i mean... being depressed usually quite literally kills all your drive and motivation for anything anyway - getting out of bed, eating and leaving the house can be impossibly hard if you are depressed enough.
So being lazy on top of that wouldn't change anything lol.
@@KlaeyyHigh functioning depression exists, you know.
@@gokulhemanthkumar4556 what's your point? He did not say otherwise?
@@gokulhemanthkumar4556 Literally who said that didn't exist?
"How do you end world hunger? Buy food" ahh conversation😭🙏
Then file for bankruptcy.
‘’Ahhh’’
Then sell your wife for internet connection
The "People are Depression~" sounded so cute but I can't take this conversation seriously 😂😂😂😂
Her mannerisms and voice just make things so much cuter and funnier.
It’s a scam she thinks your a simp and I do too
@@franciscocastro765 bro's onto nothing
@@franciscocastro765she’s not all that innocent, but she seems to really talk like that
@@franciscocastro765 I don't watch her other than these short clips. Btw thinking a girl is cute and funny doesn't mean you're a simp, learn definitions.
@@franciscocastro765scam? Lmao
The age old expression:
“When in doubt, extort the bank.”
These 2 incredibly intelligent individuals can fix all them pillers
I'm trying to convince myself that they were just messing around. But then I remember that this isn't the stupidest thing I've heard people say
@@samuraijacksonooooh8230 They're not necessarily wrong though, if everybody in society went to the gym society would be significantly healthier and happier. Stop giving in to your emotions, eat healthier food, go to the gym, make friends with people who will encourage you to be better and stop affirming you, and stop self-pity.
@@EarlofBusterbrook You're mentioning only one part of what was said, but you're point is right. However, it doesn't necessarily have to be a gym. It can be any kind of sports or form of exercise, as long as you're consistent, but I think that's what you meant in general.
Stay safe 🤲
@@samuraijacksonooooh8230you need to practice recognizing what a joke is brother 😂
@@EarlofBusterbrookplaying my sport and lifting only brings me stress idkwym
I had no idea what they were talking about but I was like aaaah the whole freaking time too 😂
Nick's been through it all, he's speedrunning life
They like me and my sis sharing the last braincells everytime we have a conversation
Just solved the opioid crisis at a red light
red light district. ahhhh.
If you choking just breathe type argument💀
“Go to the gym”
Is what a depressed guy sees as “just don’t be depressed”
yea lmao, alot of heavily depressed people don’t even have the self care for the gym to mean anything to them. all it does it make them publicly anxious, ache and extra tired the next day.
@@ecciq Yeh because any study ever says working out, settings goals for yourself and actually leaving your house for once is bad for you or ineffective in aiding those who have depression...
Anyone who thinks that working out magically cures your depression doesn't know what depression is
@@PakistaniConservativeSocialist yes because you can change your depression easily with the gym, but not clinical depression. Have some agency pal
@@somebodyoncetoldme2664 honestly shoulda rephrased my original comment to say “some depressed guys” because to some what you mentioned is a valid solution but to others that’s just not the case.
“How to get a free living space with 3 meals a day and 100 awesome roommates!”
Bro went through the process as to why ppl are addicted😭
At 22 years old, I've checked all these boxes and then some.
"my last two brain cells talking to each other at 3am."
Love the way she said ' ahhh' 😂
This definitely needs to be a meme, someone needs to use this in an animation 😂
Chats crazy talm bout “groom her” then a bunch of “do it” and “you won’t” 😭
I can assure you opiod addiction costs 100000000000X the price of ozempic 😂
Wrong, fenty is insanely cheap to produce… thats why its in everything. You idiots need to stop breeding lmfao. Ozempic is like $40 outside of america 😂😂😂 shits cheaper than a bag of shake weed
@@Ohnaw666we don't think about you
Where I live you can get it prescribed for free! But it's obviously bupenorphine, sometimes with naloxon in it.. Also there's a physical limit to how much your body can absorb, at only 32mg, in practice making it impossible to go into eternal sleep on it. Oh, it also blocks out all other opiates/opioids except for tram, so it will put you into accute withdrawal if you're on anything else when taking it lol.
God shed a tear when he proudly wittnessed his creation, it smack down onto the Earth and turned into the holy H. Jesus wanted to be eaten, but God isn't in your stomach, he's rushing in our veins!Praise to the H! \o/
Bup is like a fucking Sci-Fi substance straight out of some lewd Harry Potter fanfic story written by your average doctor comparetably! Did I mention that it can also make you go blind if used with a needle!?
Well i can tell you right now your completely wrong. Cocane is cheaper than ozempic dummy
Very true
I was waiting for him to cut her off and go, "Just stop being shit at everything."
Really good improv from both
You die from painkillers because they target all the pain you’re feeling.. for those who passed due to an overdose, they were just overwhelmed with pain
Their lawyers died from overdosing
Me and the boys talking about the most random sh!t while waiting for the always late friend
"aaaah... WIIIIREE" ahh scene😂
They're telling someone's whole story in the chat in their conversation 😂
Okay but how does eating food solve laziness 😂😂
It was meant more as an alternative to the gym for curing depression I assume
Because now you have energy
Aahhh@@VI.mp4
@@RickPrezEC It actually usually works the opposite especially with carbs
It doesn't, just a different way to cope with your crippling depression 😂
Not a single proposition, it's either I'm high or they're low. 😂
Dumbass to genius was pretty quick though 😂
A loan officer would keel over and die at the gambling proposal.
Nick is advocating credmaxxing, the Nick Rochefort/Sam Hyde special.
You're telling me Ive been struggling with depression for 14 years when I couldve just done this?
Aaaaahh! With a smile, she wanted to look less genius
Instructions unclear, I now have a gambling addiction, opioid addiction, and in debt with multiple banks
Then just end it all
"Aahhh"
bro went from "dumbass" to "aaaah genius"
Gotta say. This is some sound advice.
This is exactly how my brain speaks to itself. This is the best representation I got
Went from smart to really bad
Everything in life has a symptom, don’t let a couple symptoms define you
My last 2 brain cells lmaooo
Bro the chat X2 💀 "put your finger inside your mouth"
Let him cook now
I might not be depressed AND lazy, but I'm definitely depressingly lazy.
*last braincell has left the room
"Yo what's up guys welcome to the fastest ways to piss off the IRS.."
Just don't get the depressed
why get depressed just go to gym
Bro solved the world hunger just by saying EAT.
Usually you can't just tell a depressed person to just do something, and they find the energy to do it
So basically, just get a loan and you'll never overdose.
the dude was joking but that's the train of thought of sooooooooo many Americans, it's crazy
Get a loan from a loan shark when the bank doesn’t give you a loan
My first thought was if you die from painkillers, it means you're a pain😂😂😂
"If life gives lemon make lemonade" ahh conversation.
This conversation was had, someone successfully did this exactly one time, and now it won't work for anyone else.
The answer to "how do you die from pain killers?" Is get a loan from the bank
"Dead people are dumb. Why wouldn't they just keep living?"
They both share one brain cell and it’s fighting to be a part of a chickens liver 🙏
This is how bojack and Todd solved the opioid crisis 😂
The people that died from painkillers, wondering why they didn’t just get a loan from the bank😅
“okay genius!” they were then sentenced to 15 years each
Ahhh yes, I remember when gambling with a bank loan saved me from a depressive overdose
So, take a loan from the bank if you dont wanna die from painkillers.
She called him a dumbass and then proceeds to show they're on the same level😂😂
"If they don't have bread, let them eat cake!"
The solution to all problems is simpler than we think!😮
Chat tweaking "groom her" LIKE HELLO???
If you don’t pay back, you’re gonna get arrested
How to end the convo, "don't talk" aaahh good ending😂
Emily said “okay” at the end of the short exactly like jotaros mom on the first episode of jojos bizarre adventure stardust crusaders
Bro just explained how American economy is collapsing
Nick’s the type of guy go casually commit tax evasion and when hes asked about it he’ll respond “wait you guys dont do that too?”
"Don't end your life, ruin it, and then end it." ahhh, conversation
she actually gets most of the point right but he just destroying her braincells little by little 💀
Now I’m in debt to the bank, the casinos put a hit out on me and I’m addicted to food, ozempic and opioids 😭🤣
"You are always doing the right! Always blame others!" aah girl
This the type of behavior that gets someone rolling up to a dealer saying "y'all take credit?"
“If you’re drowning just breathe air”
She forgot to say at the end “But then they’ll be in crippling debt!”
When you lost everything you cant get a loan from the back
Its the same Adrew tate logic just don't have a heart attack.😂😂
"if the people have no bread, let them eat cake" ahh conversation 💀
Never pay back a bank loan and end up in federal/government debt. 😂😂😂
2 people who have never had to worry about buying bread.
"groom her"
Chat needs to chill🤣