Also never leave a baby with Oli, I watched the stream he got his kid on... He had lost 7 when I left cause it was late, and apparently it went over 10 by the end
The seablings should not hold any children at any given moment Also I heard that oli manged to yeet 10 child in a single stream but I'm yet to see any clip of it
i was watching/catching up Lizzie's pov, and when I got onto that episode, and when Fwhip came to Lizzie and asked her to not yeet the child, I thought he said "eat" and was very confused, and I KEPT HEARING EAT FOR SO LONG UNTIL LIZZIE YEETED HER 2ND CHILD AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS YEET AND NOT EAT
@@marinamikhael reminds me of that one episode of the thingy where she and Joel build to a certain prompt and one of them wins and at one point she said that babies are scary, I think
Fwhip did it on purpose because he made it so that each lost child meant that the emperors owe him 10 raw gold, he knew how hard it was to not throw the eggs, he basically made a get rich quick plan
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I thought Jimmy killed a lot of goblin babies, but then Lizzie posted her finale 😂
Yeah I thought so too but Jimmy only lost 2 kids while Lizzie lost 9
The record of yeeted children apparently belongs to Oli, not including the one he baked into a cake
@@nurikoinsane BABY CAKE?
Baby cake.. Tasty..
i wish you included Hermies saying. "you guys are terrible parents"
YOU’RE SO RIGHT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
That’s what I was gonna say!
the fact that scott and sausage were the best parents for the goblin children 😅
I mean sausage basically left his child with Hermes and Scott literally cracked it open and hatched a chicken
@@marinamikhael i mean they were still good fathers
and Joel from memory
@@Pastaplays22 He’s got practice with Hermes
Title- "empires smp being bad parents"
Alternate- Lizzie and Timmy being bad parents
LIZZIE I CANNOT
It’s a good thing Fwhip lost the crown otherwise who knows how many more children could have been yeeted
@@marinamikhael
20
she is now 78 raw gold blocks in dept 😀🤞🏼
Wow. And this is without mentioning Olis 12 goblin kids, one of which i think was baked into a cake.
The more I read the comments on this video the more I regret not watching Oli’s stream
@@marinamikhael ill be honest, I haven't watched his streams either. But of what I've heard from twitter and tumblr, he is not a good goblin parent.
Did FWhip double how much raw gold was required for THAT child? That sounds cannibalistic to me
Lesson learned: never trust your child to lizzie and Jimmy😂😂
I remembered lizzie babysitting megan's children
Don’t trust your child with Shelby either, she straight up sacrificed it to save herself
@@marinamikhael 😂😂
Also never leave a baby with Oli, I watched the stream he got his kid on... He had lost 7 when I left cause it was late, and apparently it went over 10 by the end
I mean ..... Lizzie did a great job with Hermes, right?
I thought we already learned not to let Lizzie babysit early on in the series that one time she babysat Hermes, then this just confirmed it even more.
You wouldn't guess what happened next....... **yeets child**
I would have never seen that coming
Shelbey's iconic😂
And i endes up feeling bad for luzzie
The best part about Shelby’s is that she didn’t even throw the child she just dropped it on the ground
I honestly don’t get why fwhip decided to make the babies retextured eggs 😅
Because it’s funny and makes good content
Maybe to extort raw gold from his servermates, seeing as he demanded they hold the child in their offhand.
In addition to OP's reply, possibly also because he had a TON of eggs left over from Joel's chicken prank pre-crossover
and this isn't even including Oli, who had like 12 die, including the one he baked into a CAKE!!
HE HAD 12!? The other comments told me about the cake thing and how many kids Oli lost but I didn’t realize he had gone to double digits
@@marinamikhael yeah it was a lot, and all in 1 stream lol
The seablings should not hold any children at any given moment
Also I heard that oli manged to yeet 10 child in a single stream but I'm yet to see any clip of it
HE DID WHAT
Did anyone bake the child into a cake? I hope someone did
I don’t think anyone thought of that but it would have been really funny
Oli baked a child into a cake right in front of fwhip during his goblin baby stream. And then ate it. Atrocities were committed and It was hysterical.
@@revolutionary-pirate HE DID WHAT
@@revolutionary-pirate IM SO HAPPY THANK YOU SM
the sheer amount of goblin children is astonishing
That wasn’t even all of them you should see Fwhip’s orphanage and the amount Oli lost
its good you didn’t include the ones from oli’s stream, that…was just a disaster
I haven’t seen any of the ones from Oli’s stream yet but I’ve heard that he’s not a very good parent
Or the one from Pix's stream. That one had a very short life...
@@nurikoinsane I haven’t seen that one yet
@@nurikoinsane the second after Pixl created a pool asking if the baby would survive, it instantly died
i was watching/catching up Lizzie's pov, and when I got onto that episode, and when Fwhip came to Lizzie and asked her to not yeet the child, I thought he said "eat" and was very confused, and I KEPT HEARING EAT FOR SO LONG UNTIL LIZZIE YEETED HER 2ND CHILD AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS YEET AND NOT EAT
I mean one child DID get eaten so you’re not too far off
@@marinamikhael HAHAH
The thumbnail is fucking hilarious
It was the only frame in the video that perfectly encapsulated the title
It’s even funnier when you pretend they’re not playing Minecraft 😂
So this is why they dont have kids...
If any of them end up having kids in the future let us hope that they are better parents than this
@@marinamikhael yeah otherwise they'd be in jail
Martyn has a kid lol.
@@acolytesofthefog I didn’t know that
@@acolytesofthefog oop-
KIDS BEING YEETED ALL AROUND THIS SERVER HAHAHAHAHAHA
Didn't even put Olli in here, he literally ate his child
I haven’t seen any of Oli’s streams so I didn’t know about that, I definitely would have included it if I did
@@marinamikhael The stream is called introducing my son if you want to look into it. Its a good laugh.
Lizzie lost 9 children
I still have no idea how she managed to lose that many kids
She probably thought it was her own child, and only way to kill it was to murder nine times. . .
Well she succeeded!!
Imagine if that was Lizzie in real life
If she ever has kids I worry for their safety
@@marinamikhael reminds me of that one episode of the thingy where she and Joel build to a certain prompt and one of them wins and at one point she said that babies are scary, I think
Lizzy: and you can get away with anything soooo *yeets the child*
Now I know that it is just a retextured egg
I’ve heard that Oli figured this out and baked his child into a cake
@@marinamikhael goblin cake
@@Kaivafilms8525 Rest in peace Oli’s child, you were not here for long but you will be forever remembered in our hearts and stomachs
@@marinamikhael kind of literally
i thought lizzie killed alot but when jimmy said to maryten u already killed 15 🤣 edit: omg 12 likes tysm! edit 2 : 14 likes yall are awesome!!!!
16 now
He wasn’t even talking about the goblin children, the old sheriff canonically has 15 kids and he’s apparently a bad father
@@marinamikhael oh srry i didnt know
@@marinamikhael i think he went to go get milk-
ohh poor lizzie😂😂
seablings i cant
Turns out the seablings are genetically prone to being bad parents
Shubble yet yes the child 😂😂😂😂😂😂
She didn’t even throw it she just dropped it on the ground
Oh ok
Weird UA-cam recommended but good video
Glad you enjoyed it
Title: Compilation of Jimmy and Lizzy Being Horrible Parents.
When your behind on Empires and have no idea wtf is going on.
I feel like the lack of context would make these clips funnier
@@marinamikhael Oh it was really funny, imma have to rewatch it all now. Binge night!
Me why does this sound familiar- *flashbacks to when El Marianna killed juanafhlipa*
So true! Lol 😂
Pore lizzy lol
Solution: DON'T HOLD THEM IN YOUR OFF HAND!!!
They didn’t have a choice it was the crown rule
I see the problem here
Stop putting them in the off hand
@@AtomicA7 Fwhip’s crown rule requires them to be in the off hand
What a shader?
Why did they use eggs😭 was it on purpose?
Fwhip did it on purpose because he made it so that each lost child meant that the emperors owe him 10 raw gold, he knew how hard it was to not throw the eggs, he basically made a get rich quick plan
@@marinamikhael I just had this super random thought. What if they used ender pearls instead. It would be so much more annoying.🤣
@@charli216 THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH FUNNIER