Hoping to get more videos out faster, soon! Dealing with a long distance move right now and it's made it tough to record and edit, but I'm ironing all that out soon. Thanks for watching! Also, this game is HILARIOUS.
Been watching this channel for probably a year or two now and Josh's deadpan delivery suddenly interrupted by his genuine "AAAH" as the fryer explodes on him is still one of my favorite LGIO moments.
One of the many reasons I love this channel is that Josh can go from finding a "fill" button to setting his kitchen on fire and screaming AAÆAÆEAH in just 5 seconds
Imagine: You walk into this kitchen, only to discover what appears to be the aftermath of someone extremely insane, the tap quietly running, honey on the floor, broken glass in the deep fryer, everything on, and you already know; "this looks like more of Josh's work."
4:00 "we're going to treat the person who ordered this like they don't have any teeth. They need their food chewed for them, like a mommy bird" is a very underrated line and absolutely hilarious
@@AinsleePoolehow do you sssleep to THISSS CHAOSSS (I sssay while lissstening to natural hissstory audiobooksss and falling asssleep to the sssoundsss of sssome guy talking about the mating habitsss of the fur ssseal)
I love this. Was dying with laughter the whole time. I like your voice too. You don't seem to have that forced energetic and obnoxious tone like some UA-camrs.
@@LetsGameItOut That's good. Too many UA-cam gamers feel fake laughing and being excited at everything. It's like they're trying to force you to enjoy the video. Keep it up!
Benjamin Crew it’s like they try to hard for their videos to be entertaining. i totally agree. he doesn’t try too hard to make it funny which makes the video funnier than those yters that do
I know! He doesn’t even curse like others do, and most of the times they curse to make it “funny”. This guy just has the best humor and his vids are perfect, he doesn’t even curse which is a big plus
I can’t get over how he’s not vulgar and has a Morgan Freeman type voice, and an extremely intelligent vocabulary yet causes massive destruction the world has been blessed with
This is legitimately one of the most entertaining videos I've watched in a while, kind of reminds me of my wife in the kitchen (she was banned from using sharp objects when she worked at a restaurant when we were younger
I thinks it's also to showcase how good their game is. It's easy to make game that behaves right when the player only does things he is meant to do, but a really good game shows when the player starts to do unexpected things.
@@captaindoesyoutube7925 dude if such a game was made computers across the globe would learn the art of flight as there fans went into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE and shooting them down like drones would become a national passtime during quarantine in America
my face hurts from how much im laughing omg😂😂 the funny part is that when you took the chops and potatoes out of the oven, they didnt even look half bad! but then the plate had to go and break in front of the microwave lmao i love these so so much, keep it up! thanks for the laughs
the youtuber kpopp did two videos on it on youtube that she took from her stream. She actually cooks the recipes right with some dorking around and is pretty funny during it.
Seth Kauffman I know I’m late but SAMEEEEE. I literally thought nobody would comment about this. Just seeing your comment made me die with laughter 😂 😂 I rewinded so many times just to hear the “huh” again XDDD
"Let's start with- Jesus!" Yep, I think we need to start by praying to Jesus that the costumer won't die from eating all those deep-fried glass shards covered in salt.
i found this channel a week ago, and it’s all i’ve been watching. i love you josh, even though all you do is torture grace and KO people. also this type of video holds my attention unlike most things
My first time making trout in this game, I turned on the blender and tried to blend the dish as a joke, but it didn’t work. I threw it while it was still on, and it liquified the fish. Gotta love cooking sim
I genuinely cannot remember the last time I laughed this hard. My entire face is drenched in tears and I can't move because my stomach hurts so much. Thank you Josh, you are my hero.
A TIP FOR ANY PERSON WATCHING JOSH FOR THE FIRST TIME NEVER EAT FOOD WHILST WATCHING HIS VIDEOS As you are sure to be laughing the entire time and will therefore not be able to chew or swallow a thing.
Max Orritt the same fucking thing happened to me right now when the oven broke when he opened it. I deadass thought I was gonna die from choking to death
having played cooking simulator myself makes the experience of watching this even greater, knowing the controls are hard to master and sometimes throwing the whole bottle of oil across the kitchen might just happen
You joke but I worked in a professional kitchen for 2 years. First thing you do in the morning is "ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON" then thats you for the day
Hoping to get more videos out faster, soon! Dealing with a long distance move right now and it's made it tough to record and edit, but I'm ironing all that out soon. Thanks for watching!
Also, this game is HILARIOUS.
Joshypoo Would you be able to continue Meeple Station?
@@otwboys ya I love meeple station
Dude that was one of the funniest things I've seen in a looong time. Can't wait for more! -99 xD
Love you videos!! I legit laugh hard af, keep it up. Hope your move goes well 🤠
This game looks hilarious but your voice, what you do in game and your reactions make it that much more funny
I am currently attending culinary school, can confirm that plates no longer break for me and my arms are have at least doubled in length!
I KNEW IT!
Trust me the more you practice the longer your arms will be. Also plates can now break OBSIDIAN.
pfff amateur my plates can break bedrock
i just trained a bit more and now apparently i can use it to teleport to the nether...... either its me or the plate i got from the black market
i think my plates can break the sun
Even though he's just messing around, I can tell that this game is really well programmed...
Seems like the plates are a bit break-eager though.
Totally agree. Cooking Sim is surprisingly flexible in what it allows, it's great.
OK
@@LetsGameItOut If i open a resturant im gonna hire you as my second in command ;3
Plates explode by putting a burger on them, ovens age 1000x faster when turned on. I dunno dude 😂
@@kabroo6495 I would visit everyday
After I saw the monstrosity you did in Planet Zoo I’ve been going through your other vids to see how much destruction you can cause
Me too!!!
Same 😂
That’s the first video I saw from him and due to his hilarious commentary I subscribed.
Same I’m on a journey through his vids now
Same. Too funny man
Oh god it all started for me at that video too! Strange!
“Shrimp Unwanted” is definitely the name of this restaurant.
no bro its my life story
@@kubakowalczyk3442 nooooo😂😂
Nahh, it's "Good Enough"
@@kubakowalczyk3442 are you allergic? 😂
😂😂😂
I love how he started with about 75 potatoes but ended up with two chips
Some of you may fry, but that is a risk I am willing to take
You know when you start with bowl full of spinach but when you heat it, you end up with spoonful? Yeah, that. Cooking is like that sometimes.
Bri’ish
So that means 37.5 potatos to make 1 chip
lol
This channel is a gold mine of quotes
"Lightly salt the shards"
"Okay new plan where's that bucket?
"Get out of the oven, come with me"
etc.
Sounds like Krieg from borderlands
“These baking trays, we’re gonna use these for pouring our meth.”
"Yeah that's what i meant, that's definitely what i meant."
“Meat plant”
and...
yummy yummy yum
Been watching this channel for probably a year or two now and Josh's deadpan delivery suddenly interrupted by his genuine "AAAH" as the fryer explodes on him is still one of my favorite LGIO moments.
hey
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@@olivia7168 hey
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from deadpan to AAH-
Imagine just walking down the street enjoying your day and a recipe book comes flying out of nowhere and just hits you in the head
Lol
Lol
Lol
God said your food is horrible 😂
What do I do if I can't imagine enjoying my day
3:42 Josh : AhHHHhHHH
me : never expected to hear sincere, genuine *scream* from this channel
the first time he screamed i screamed too
YOU SCREAM
HE SCREAMES
WE
ALL
SCREAM
FOR
KNIFE SCREAM
홍시 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣best part
And then
“Wow that legitimately startled me” in a perfectly calmed voice
The most beautiful scream ever
I love how his monotone voice compliments with all of the chaos 😂
please never use emojis
@@warzed6220 Bruh anyone can use emojis if they want
Wire Defier emojis are for winners
Search up DangerouslyFunny
He has the flattest voice ever
I'm still laughing when the oil blew up and he screamed hahahaha
I literally went on the comments just to see a comment like this
Surprisingly it's one of the only moments he sounds surprised.
At 3:42
He's been laughing for 6 months now
I like to think that was the last of his human emotion coming out of his body:)
One of the many reasons I love this channel is that Josh can go from finding a "fill" button to setting his kitchen on fire and screaming AAÆAÆEAH in just 5 seconds
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The extinguisher exploding in the fryer was peak comedy
Emma Vara It was 😂
8:43 "And we can't forget about our one shrimp."
(delicately places final touch, entire meal becomes imbalanced and spontaneously explodes)
Imagine: You walk into this kitchen, only to discover what appears to be the aftermath of someone extremely insane, the tap quietly running, honey on the floor, broken glass in the deep fryer, everything on, and you already know; "this looks like more of Josh's work."
You forgot about the broken TVs/windows and the 8 million broken plates.
Yeah you forgot about that
No you say “Damnit Josh”.
Kinda looks like a crime scene🤣🤣
And a man mid way between crying and laughing hysterically in the corner.
Imagine a reaction video of Gordon Ramsay watching this play.
Imagine Gordon Ramsey trying to play this and then yelling at himself 😂
R.A.W!!
He'd get demonetized
It's RAWWWWW!!!
Interestingly I got an ad for him right after the video!
4:00 "we're going to treat the person who ordered this like they don't have any teeth. They need their food chewed for them, like a mommy bird" is a very underrated line and absolutely hilarious
As someone who. Worked in a retirement home dining room, that gave me ptsd
I frequently watch these videos to sleep but this line cracks me up every time
@@AinsleePoolehow do you sssleep to THISSS CHAOSSS
(I sssay while lissstening to natural hissstory audiobooksss and falling asssleep to the sssoundsss of sssome guy talking about the mating habitsss of the fur ssseal)
3:42 - Josh's scream sounds like a stock sound effect.
I’m still not convinced it wasn’t.
Sounds like a screaming parrot. 🐦
Spam that time and it’s a toxic roblox player
That AHHHHHH is perfect
He got scared of the bursting fire, I just got scared of him screaming
I love this. Was dying with laughter the whole time. I like your voice too. You don't seem to have that forced energetic and obnoxious tone like some UA-camrs.
Thanks! Yeah, I only laugh when something actually makes me laugh. Same with excitement. And THIS game made me laugh like hell.
@@LetsGameItOut That's good. Too many UA-cam gamers feel fake laughing and being excited at everything. It's like they're trying to force you to enjoy the video. Keep it up!
Benjamin Crew it’s like they try to hard for their videos to be entertaining. i totally agree. he doesn’t try too hard to make it funny which makes the video funnier than those yters that do
I know! He doesn’t even curse like others do, and most of the times they curse to make it “funny”. This guy just has the best humor and his vids are perfect, he doesn’t even curse which is a big plus
His voice is on the monotone side even when things are going a complete disaster . I was laughing so hard at this video I damn near peed myself
Innocent simulator game: *exists*
Josh: it’s free real estate
🤣🤣🤣🤣
❤️❤️💜😂💜🤭🤭🤭😂😂😂
As a lunch lady, this is what we feed to students everyday
I knew it! That roast beef was a little glassy
DIDILI
Finally someone admits it
Doing God’s work 🙏🏻
Serving plates with knives, other plate shards and a touch of steak? Sounds delicious ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You usually makes me laugh but this episode was hilarious
+1 man, jesus when the guest was pleased i absolutely lost it!!!!
you said this wrong
@@tjthrillajaw *what have you done...*
Josh:“...when I do my deep fry, I use honey“
Me: *waiting for sponsorship announcement*
Lmao
I can’t get over how he’s not vulgar and has a Morgan Freeman type voice, and an extremely intelligent vocabulary yet causes massive destruction the world has been blessed with
that game's physics are a shitshow, so we can agree it's only 99.9% his fault
If you want to see someone who is basically him on steroids
*Go visit GrayStillPlays*
Right? This guy is great
GrayStillPlays is like this guy but he is like this guy but more like this guy
and a little bit like this guy
This is legitimately one of the most entertaining videos I've watched in a while, kind of reminds me of my wife in the kitchen (she was banned from using sharp objects when she worked at a restaurant when we were younger
didn't need to tell us that…
"Too cold?!"
"But it's been on the nice, warm *ground* !"
Who needs a stove when the ground is the perfect stove
Bahhhhaaaaaaaa!😂
It is called ground beef
If Gordon Ramsay went into his kitchen, Gordon would scream and have a heart attack
Fate nice joke
I had to stop the video several times to catch my breath! Jesus Christ you are too funny man!
yeah,i spat out my drink.what a guy
Same. I was literally laughing to tears.
this is by far the funniest vid he has made....especially as a chef
i nearly choked to death, i might sue but still good
same
Gordon Ramsay: Exist
Josh: (mocking laugh)
"I usually put sugar all over my hamburger"
That actually explains a lot.
“Too cold? But it was on the warm floor for so long” 🤣🤣🤣
So true 🤣
"I actually do alot of cooking!"
**casually puts at least 2 million knifes on the plate**
*glass shards too
*monstrous mix and match of strange and odd food and fruit combinations too
Don’t forget the egg shell ;)
@@DuckyLavaguy the egg shell is a crucial step
@@DuckyLavaguy And Make Sure The Plate Is Like, 690 Degrees, Fahrenheit Or Celsius, It's Scorching Hot
I bet devs now literally only give this guy keys for their games because they want to see how far he can break it
I thinks it's also to showcase how good their game is. It's easy to make game that behaves right when the player only does things he is meant to do, but a really good game shows when the player starts to do unexpected things.
its just a slightly unethical debug test
No, I think he likes it.
How about we make a game where the only way to play it properly is to act like Josh
@@captaindoesyoutube7925 dude if such a game was made computers across the globe would learn the art of flight as there fans went into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE and shooting them down like drones would become a national passtime during quarantine in America
Something about the way Josh says "mmmm" makes these dishes so much funnier than they already are.
I’m sad he didn’t try to microwave the knife.
He microwaved the metal pot and it seemed like the game was ok with it
*dont give him ideas*
*give him ideas*
Josh, with Frieza voice: "Give me some ideas >: )"
Yes, this is a reference to Dragon Ball Z Abridged. It was great while it lasted.
I mean, he ended up deep frying them
“Somethings missing*looks at fire extinguisher* oh I need oi!”
Are u Canadian
I hate it when I forget the oi
When you forget the oi
Oi you forgot the oi
Im sure we can all relate to forgetting the oi
3:42 THE WAY HE SCREAMS
ARGH
I think it was the player character not Josh
Best cut off ever-
Gordon Ramsay’s sanity is cratering at the thought of this
yes
craters that josh maed
Nah he shouting at the screen
This was just what the kitchen at Amy’s Baking Company was.
We need a animated video of Josh being Josh with Gordon Ramsay -shouting- screaming at him.
As an ex kitchen hand that would have to clean up, I can confirm this is how Chef's work irl
Lol same
All chefs?
As a chef I can say yup
Spaghetti on the roof and all huh?
i am so sorry man
*lets plate fall*
Plate: *doesnt break*
*throws meat against plate*
Plate: *breaks*
you forgot
Meat: am I a joke to you?
*Cooking Simulator logic go brrr*
Imagine your waiting for your meal, and then you just hear josh talking to himself the whole time.
The true definition of Hells Kitchen
Emphasis on HELLS
@Honey Bee which is equivalent to Hell’s Kitchen
Ramsay: 1 risotto, 1 wellington.
Josh: 2 million bananas and a broken bottle coming right up!
I just love that the burger was just barely holding itself together, and a SINGLE SHRIMP was what brought the whole Jenga Tower of chaos down.
I love how the tap is still running in the background
just some nice ambience to complement the screaming
i cant even imagine the water fees
my face hurts from how much im laughing omg😂😂 the funny part is that when you took the chops and potatoes out of the oven, they didnt even look half bad! but then the plate had to go and break in front of the microwave lmao i love these so so much, keep it up! thanks for the laughs
As a chef, I haven't laughed this much in years. Could've watched this for hours!
Yes
totally agree
Oh my god
This was the funniest thing I've seen in such a long time
Keep up the great work!
Violates a ton of health code violations:
"Put that in a separate oven...we're NOT MONSTERS." XD
16:14 my favorite detail by the way, the dumpster fire of an oven in the background, hilarious quotes ngl
Favorite video so far. I Laughed the whole time😂
Agreed! Please do more! I'm in stitches.
I couldn't and still can't breath. my head feels light. i think watching these videos are dangerous for my health.
Matthew Gut same 😂😂😂😂
Love The Vids Keep It Up!
15:30 was too much for me, I couldn't hold myself together anymore from laughter.
“What the hell is this, a cookbook? Get this-“
* flings it at window *
“Wait a minute, did I just break the glass?”
* boomerangs it into oblivion *
I came across this comment just as he was saying it 😂
I feel like I need watch someone take this game seriously to heal
Kalles Cooking Simulator 😊👍🏻
Me too.... I dont have steam and I want it now just to play this game...
the youtuber kpopp did two videos on it on youtube that she took from her stream. She actually cooks the recipes right with some dorking around and is pretty funny during it.
Oh yeah well watch pewdiepie
@@sosoqassim Why would anyone do that
I love how he has so much potential to get everything perfect but he decides to mess everything up for comedy. Keep it up. Amazing.
For the first time in my life I actually needed to pause a video to take a break from laughing.
same
Yeah me too!
This was a tour de force of improv and comedic timing. My sides are splitting.
i tried to not die
I did this as well with the "Bye-bye, sanity!" clip
I've never had to do this before, god this guy is great
Me: mum I’m hungry, can we get takeaway?
Mum: we have food at home.
The food at home:
LMFAOOO IDK WHY BUT THIS COMMENT HAD ME WHEEZING
Hey this food is very high quality u should treat it wit respect >:c
50 Bananas
Take out you fool >:^
these comments are like your fathers jokes he finds them funny no matter how many times he tells the exact same joke over and over again.
I love it any time he goes "MMMMMMMM"
I just die laughing
Same here.
Yeah, I must be a cat with more than 9 lives, watching this killed me a couple of times too, even more funny than the cake baking one.
@Jordon Rosen didn’t someone comment something exactly like this?
@Jordon Rosen he used to be vulgar tho
Same
This is my comfort series, I’ve rewatched it god knows how many times and it’s still my favorite
“Generously salt the glass shards. Oh yeah, and the potatoes to, I guess…” is a sentence that I never knew I needed. Keep up the good work man.
Medical tip : Binge watching these will hurt... a lot... I hurt from laughing...bad...
I know!! I keep laughing reading the comments ;D
Cixuxyj
I love how, no matter how you throw the phone, it'll always come back to you.
"They gave me a key"
Later
"They gave me a key for pizza and Dungeon"
2023
"They gave me a key for humans"
That scream after when the fire extinguisher exploded
lol
lol
0:26 The way the Cookbook just went flying into the void 😂
8:46 that 'huh' moment made me scream in laughter.
Seth Kauffman I know I’m late but SAMEEEEE. I literally thought nobody would comment about this. Just seeing your comment made me die with laughter 😂 😂 I rewinded so many times just to hear the “huh” again XDDD
That shrimp is stronk
"Let's start with- Jesus!"
Yep, I think we need to start by praying to Jesus that the costumer won't die from eating all those deep-fried glass shards covered in salt.
What do you mean that’s my favorite snack
i read this the moment he said it lmao
Lmao
Lego Yoda yeah, you seem like the type.
@@legoyoda5583
Delish
This truly is “Hell’s Kitchen”
Dare Devil, Deadpool, and Spiderman make a deadlier combo than this one ma-
@@bethanydavis9023 lemme stop ya
*Gordan Ramsey noises*
WHERES THE BUCKET!?
Or howtobasic's kitchen
3:39the funniest part we can all agree
"Just gonna leave all these shards in here for taste"
...as you do.
😆😳😂
"well that went surprisingly ok"
"ok" has a new definition.
i found this channel a week ago, and it’s all i’ve been watching. i love you josh, even though all you do is torture grace and KO people. also this type of video holds my attention unlike most things
Same, same ⌚️📲🖲🖲💾🗜🗜📼📼📼🗜🗜🗜🗜
Search andrew let's game it out
Same. I’ve gone through all his videos already. The video isn’t coming out fast enough… it was good few days while it lasted.
@@plokijum well said
Man, Josh’s editing and sense of time for these videos is really well done. Every video is usually around 15 minutes.
Imagine hearing this chaos coming from the kitchen then getting a bunch of knives on your steak.
My first time making trout in this game, I turned on the blender and tried to blend the dish as a joke, but it didn’t work. I threw it while it was still on, and it liquified the fish. Gotta love cooking sim
lmao
If there's any motto Josh has when playing these is "Oh no, my cup runeth over"
The motto is obviously "is there a limit?"
@@HappyBeezerStudios That also
My fave motto “MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM”
Thanks for the tutorial!
Can't wait to start cooking for my family tonight!
Wait dont
3:13 THIS ALMOST MADE ME CHOKE ON MY BAGEL XD
Oh jesus
@James Gilmore Exactly, You could get some pointers for your own cooking. XD
**gordon Ramsey has entered the chat**
...
**gordon Ramsey has left the chat**
EX DEE
gordon 10 minits later: i have crimpling depresion!
L A M B S A U C E
I made the likes 666
YOUR AN IDIOT SANDWICH!
"bye bye sanity"
Yeah I think we've gone past that point
I genuinely cannot remember the last time I laughed this hard. My entire face is drenched in tears and I can't move because my stomach hurts so much.
Thank you Josh, you are my hero.
Alternative title: "How To Basic Simulator"
Not enough eggs
@Dean Sanders You* are* so* right*. Why have phones made people so dumb/lazy?
Hmm wheres the egg machine gun
e g g
Not enough smashing it and stepping on it then picking it up and throwing it at the wall but not before dumping a gallon of milk on it
14:56 "We'll start with *J E S U S* "
Help me, I can’t breath- *cough cough*
3:55 ,,idk why i'm cutting that burger, i just wanna know if i ca- *wierd noises*"
haaak AAH, haaak AHh
Burning a fire extinguisher is the most META thing I’ve seen today.
Didn't see him set the timer on the deep fryer. And there's nothing worse than undercooked fire extinguisher.
I like my fire extinguisher well done
A TIP FOR ANY PERSON WATCHING JOSH FOR THE FIRST TIME
NEVER EAT FOOD WHILST WATCHING HIS VIDEOS
As you are sure to be laughing the entire time and will therefore not be able to chew or swallow a thing.
What if I cant laugh due to med. condition, am I allowed?
Also, cleaning your table and screen is annoying.
Max Orritt the same fucking thing happened to me right now when the oven broke when he opened it. I deadass thought I was gonna die from choking to death
Josh: Plays cooking simulator wrongly on purpose
*Gordon Ramsay wants to know your location*
The final test....does Josh know where Lamb Sauce is?
What do you mean wrongly! This is how every professional cooks.
Who said it was on purpose?
0:26 I love how the cookbook just goes flying out the window as fast as it can. I laugh every time I watch this.
It was afraid of him
@@scutt4934 Hahaha
3:35 lmao before I ever knew about this guy I saw this clip in a perfectly cut scream video😂😂😂 I knew I recognized his voice.
Me too xddd
Josh I couldn’t stop laughing please make more videos like this
My girlfriend the other week: "Today is your turn to make food, I am too tired. Here's the recipe"
*Me:*
having played cooking simulator myself makes the experience of watching this even greater, knowing the controls are hard to master and sometimes throwing the whole bottle of oil across the kitchen might just happen
Holy crap! I had to actually pause at 8:57... I’m laughing so much that I’m crying! My wife just asked if I was OK. That was f’n awesome.
10:39 The only way to have truly fresh GROUND PEPPER, right off the floor. Like DOG intended.
3:42
the sounds i hear in my fever dreams made it into this game somehow
13:28 josh :AHHHHH I loved that so much for NO reason, hilarious. Also the first time he was actually scared
Josh: Now if you'll excuse me i have another task i need to get to, I'll see you next time
also Josh: proceeds to put knives in the deep fryer
9:06 when you're trolling but you also got trolled by the game
Even though he turned his kitchen into hell, I still admire him for cracking an egg without breaking the yolk.
Josh:it’s time to flex my cooking skills
5 minutes later…
News:restaurant burned down because of drunk chef
3:42 Woah, that was the first time I witness Josh be actually startled! It was amazing!
You joke but I worked in a professional kitchen for 2 years. First thing you do in the morning is "ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON" then thats you for the day
Work in a deli. Same
@@jayglenn837 are you a jew?
I really don't care what game, I am just here because of your commentary.