Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio is a NIGHTMARE

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  • Back in December of 2022, the long awaited Guillermo del Toro reimagination was finally premiered in Netflix. 'Pinocchio' follows a wooden puppet that's brought to life by a sprite. With the help of various characters, Pinocchio has to learn how to become a better person all while dealing with mortality and the importance of life.
    Not only did Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio garner overwhelmingly positive praise from both critics and audiences, it managed to win the Academy Award for Best Animated Feature. But is all this praise well deserved? Or was it simply carried by a name beloved by Hollywood? Well, let's find out.
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  • @beaniiebrian
    @beaniiebrian  Рік тому +184

    Hello random stranger! I know I'm a bit late to the party, but better late than never! So as requested; here are my thoughts on Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio!
    oh btw, THANK YOU FOR 50,000 SUBSCRIBERS. UNREAL. This is getting pretty serious, not gonna lie. I'll try to upload more often I promise lol but THANK YOU SO MUCH for stopping by and showing your support, it means a lot ♥Hope you enjoyed your stay, have a great day and a great life!

    • @N-tw3ro
      @N-tw3ro Рік тому

      Hello person i only know from youtube

    • @thecrazyrabbitshow5558
      @thecrazyrabbitshow5558 Рік тому +2

      Please do the Mario movie

    • @JohnnyCraver2023
      @JohnnyCraver2023 Рік тому +1

      Beannie boy can you review the mario movie PLEASE

    • @IsaiahSimple
      @IsaiahSimple Рік тому +1

      Congratulations you deserve it with your amazing content!

    • @Suppenkasbar
      @Suppenkasbar Рік тому +3

      There are some Movie-Review Channals out there but i only watch your reviews. I dont care about which movie you review. I watch your content cause i like the way you do and i like your voice and your accent :)

  • @0Anubi0
    @0Anubi0 Рік тому +691

    The pinecone surviving the explosion (but not Carlo) is the most realistic part! Trust me, I saw pine trees burn in terrible forest fires: the pinecones always survive. Always. They just hang on the carbonized branches, almost pristine. Some species are even fire resistant (to a degree) and just "jump off" the tree when it catches fire.

    • @marcel7734
      @marcel7734 Рік тому +50

      Makes sense, pine trees tend to be the most dry and when a forest fire occurs the seeds gotta be able to survive

    • @0Anubi0
      @0Anubi0 Рік тому +36

      ​@@marcel7734 It widely depends on the species, some are built to open up and "pop off" during fires, and transform into (fairly dangerous) far-traveling projectiles to save the seeds. And while pine resin (and pinewood, indeed) is fairly flammable, the pinecone itself is going to mostly survive unless you literally put it in a campfire or something.

    • @iluvchess14736
      @iluvchess14736 Рік тому +12

      I can't tell if this is satire, but if it isn't, it somewhat makes sense. Gotta keep your baby pines fireproof

    • @Sarah12471
      @Sarah12471 Рік тому +8

      Hell pine trees whole game plan is for the pine cone to survive a forest fire leaving fertile earth for the new trees to grow

    • @magical571
      @magical571 6 місяців тому +1

      @@iluvchess14736 it isn't satire. Pine cones are sturdy AF

  • @chillychivy435
    @chillychivy435 Рік тому +832

    The Movie definitely got darker then I thought but I definitely prefer this over all the pinocchio films we got last year the stop motion was phenomenal

  • @MarxistMomentum
    @MarxistMomentum Рік тому +366

    FYI, the Italians weren't Nazis; Nazis were Germany's version of fascism, Italian fascist were just called fascist. And it's not called the Hitler salute, but the fascist salute, originating in Italy along with fascism.

    • @recycledwaste8737
      @recycledwaste8737 Рік тому +120

      Remember kids, all Nazis are fascists, but not all fascists are Nazis. Both are always cringe.

    • @freyjadunlin
      @freyjadunlin Рік тому +1

      ​@@recycledwaste8737and it's always morally correct to punch them

    • @helen8022
      @helen8022 7 місяців тому +19

      They’re both still awful 💀

    • @lugiasimply6054
      @lugiasimply6054 7 місяців тому

      You ever heard of Austrofascism? That was a classical fascist inspired movement by Engelbert Dollfuss and Kurt Schuschnigg in Austria that opposed the Nazis (viewing them as unchristian), so much so that Hitler would have Dollfuss killed over it.

    • @colelevel2654
      @colelevel2654 2 місяці тому

      ​@@recycledwaste8737 wize words

  • @Asadfishwhodoesart
    @Asadfishwhodoesart Рік тому +528

    I was so scared by the title, like terrified that he was going to be like “This movie sucks, it’s horrible” I’m so happy I was wrong.

    • @beaniiebrian
      @beaniiebrian  Рік тому +93

      🤫

    • @TomEyeTheSFMguy
      @TomEyeTheSFMguy Рік тому +17

      BRO, FUCKING SPOILERS

    • @foetidum
      @foetidum Рік тому +44

      ​​@@TomEyeTheSFMguyWhy did you look at the comments before watching the video?
      I think it's your own fault

    • @TomEyeTheSFMguy
      @TomEyeTheSFMguy Рік тому +4

      @@foetidum I mean, I knew he wasn't gonna really trash the film like that

    • @G40ST2K10
      @G40ST2K10 Рік тому

      @@TomEyeTheSFMguyso why’d you cry like a little bitch in the replies?

  • @silverscorpio24
    @silverscorpio24 Рік тому +219

    My only "complaint" is nothing happened between Pinocchio and Candlewick after the training camp was blown up.
    It would have been better if they reunited back in the village and the two friends went exploring the world after Pinocchio's family died.

    • @jexxisahuman9073
      @jexxisahuman9073 11 місяців тому +29

      OMG FINALLY someone talking about Candlewick after the movie i i keep wondering about what happend to him

    • @memyselfandi7782
      @memyselfandi7782 11 місяців тому +6

      AGREED

    • @channydraws
      @channydraws 11 місяців тому +13

      Didn't Candlewick and the other characters in the camp just... die? I'm pretty sure none survived-

    • @silverscorpio24
      @silverscorpio24 11 місяців тому +15

      @@channydraws No. The big bomb killed Candlewick's dad, but after that they stopped and Candlewick watched Pinocchio get launched out of the compound.

    • @channydraws
      @channydraws 11 місяців тому +6

      @@silverscorpio24 WHA?? I mean good for him, but those explosions looked kinda inescapable-
      Thought my guy was dead..

  • @53shelby
    @53shelby Рік тому +221

    The only thing I remember from the original story was that as soon as Pinocchio is born he crushed jim cricket with a wooden mallet, and there’s a really funny drawing that went with it, it looks like anyone who sees a spider on the wall and tries to kill it with a shoe.

    • @Jrsonicyt-is-weird
      @Jrsonicyt-is-weird Рік тому +9

      Also he got hanged
      By as i remembered black face

    • @theincrediblyawesomeone2212
      @theincrediblyawesomeone2212 Рік тому +19

      The original story was a way for the author to confess exactly how much he hated kids, so he put Pinocchio through all sorts of torture
      - hanged
      - sold into slavery
      - sold into slavery (x2)
      - the two people that he valued in life died
      - had his limbs torn off
      - got scammed
      - got swallowed by a fish
      - died saving his father
      but then he got reincarnated by the fairy into a real boy for his one good action of saving his father, so... happy ending?

    • @iluvchess14736
      @iluvchess14736 Рік тому +2

      @@theincrediblyawesomeone2212 isn't this book considered one of the first books made for kids and was in a kids magazine? Seems like you should get someone who actually likes kids

    • @theincrediblyawesomeone2212
      @theincrediblyawesomeone2212 Рік тому

      @@iluvchess14736 it definitely wasn't the first, but it was published for the author to vent about how stupid kids are

    • @53shelby
      @53shelby Рік тому

      @@theincrediblyawesomeone2212 man I feel for the author, I equally hate children,

  • @anonview
    @anonview Рік тому +140

    I do think it deserved its Oscar win because of how complex the creative process was, as well as how long and hard Del Toro pushed for it to happen. That being said, Puss In Boots 2 did offer some tight competition due to its stylistic visuals and entertainment value for its target audience.

    • @0Anubi0
      @0Anubi0 Рік тому +7

      "How complex the creative process was" - yeah no, I don't think it offered that much of a challenge when all the source material was already there. Del Toro just crashed Pinocchio against Pan's Labyrinth and called it a day - there was no groundbreaking innovation story-wise and the movie feels a bit all over the place at times. It's a Del Toro movie, and quite honestly, far from one of his best. Puss in Boots 2, instead, was not just visually compelling or entertaining for "its target audience" (oh c'mon lol) as you said, but it offered an original (mind you: *actually original*, not just the same story with some extra surreal shenanigans and a gritty paint coat like this Pinocchio) and interesting retake on classic tales, a compelling story, solid characters, and villains you can take seriously, unlike many modern animation movies.

    • @fittedurge4763
      @fittedurge4763 Рік тому +12

      ​​@@0Anubi0 when he said "how complex the creative process was" I think he was talking about the stop motion, now I do believe puss and boots 2 deserved the Oscars instead, I think it's better that Pinocchio got the oscar instead of turning red

    • @0Anubi0
      @0Anubi0 Рік тому +3

      @@fittedurge4763 Well, definitely better than Turning Red, indeed.

    • @Nightmare2688theeleckamo
      @Nightmare2688theeleckamo Рік тому +1

      Honestly Marcel the shell, puss in boots 2 and Pinocchio were close

    • @powxey
      @powxey 11 місяців тому

      "are you crazy? are you out of your MIIIIIND??"

  • @CarrieTooTired
    @CarrieTooTired Рік тому +114

    Something I really liked about GDT’s Pinocchio is that it changed the original’s lesson. Pinocchio’s lesson is usually “go to school, never lie, and be good” to become human, but GDT said “humans aren’t perfect, but they should appreciate life and everyone in it.” That and I cried pretty hard at the end, like they really want to hit the mortality part home huh 😭
    Personally, I do think this deserves over PIB based on its animation alone. There are just so many crazy shots that really elevate stop motion to the next level- like the camera work on Carlo swinging and Gepetto hitting a balloon around. Stop motion is a very underappreciated medium of animation so I’m always thrilled when awards brings it mainstream attention 💖

    • @noush4835
      @noush4835 10 місяців тому +2

      THANK YOU i was looking for this comment! this one definitely deserved it! stop motion is way harder to do as amazingly as GDT did it.
      im not undervaluing PIB and all the hardwork they did in animation pov in any way, im just saying that pinocchio rightfully deserved it more that PIB

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 Рік тому +106

    This movie made me realize that there can be a good Pinocchio movie.

  • @ArsenicJellyfish
    @ArsenicJellyfish Рік тому +51

    “Oh, Jesus, you seem so coooool! I hope we get to meet one day :D”
    “Why don’t we get to meet NOW, motherfucker?! WHEEEEEEEE-“
    That part had me in tears XD

  • @PhattyBolger
    @PhattyBolger Рік тому +32

    "He was made by someone who was depressed and drunk out of his mind" lol same

  • @gabrielhagedorn5942
    @gabrielhagedorn5942 Рік тому +113

    I definitely agree that Puss in Boots should have won the Oscar. I was kinda disappointed when Pinocchio won tbh, though I loved Guillermo Del Toro’s acceptance speech.

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx Рік тому +24

      It's honestly really strange, I can't root for just one and I can't be happy when one wins. I loved Puss in Boots 2, I loved The Sea Beast (seen in background of one clip in the video), and I loved Del Toro's Pinocchio! They all deserve praise and appreciations. They all should get rewards!

    • @iluvchess14736
      @iluvchess14736 Рік тому +19

      Me personally, I wanted puss to win, but I felt that Del Toro deserved it more, if you know what I meam

    • @mythicaldragon4354
      @mythicaldragon4354 Рік тому +1

      I agree, The thing I'm not satisfied with GDT Pinocchio was the ending because it makes me feel like Geppeto never really came to terms with his grief.

    • @sassas1487
      @sassas1487 Рік тому +2

      Pinnochip deserved it more because it was more effort and in my opinion looked better

    • @CcpCcp-sk6dt
      @CcpCcp-sk6dt 11 днів тому

      That’s just your opinion I think I don’t know who should won

  • @bdariamihaela
    @bdariamihaela Рік тому +52

    I think it deserved at least a nomination at the best adapted script

  • @FrootDeMoN
    @FrootDeMoN Рік тому +20

    In my opinion, this version of Pinocchio IS a Masterpiece
    I love is so much

  • @the_godbodor7026
    @the_godbodor7026 Рік тому +19

    This movie is just wild and I genuinely love it for that. It’s so much nicer having something as different and unique as this in the modern age where “safety” and “conformity” are the running ideas.

  • @aidenhernandez2828
    @aidenhernandez2828 Рік тому +18

    After Del Toro's Pinocchio, Are you ready to see the Super Mario Bros. Movie?
    Because I'm ready for you to watch it & what are your thoughts on it! :)
    I can NOT wait for that video.

  • @j-j8984
    @j-j8984 Рік тому +12

    7:09 you had no right, I literally choked on my pasta. 😂

  • @headlites33
    @headlites33 Рік тому +28

    I really love the design of Pinocchio. It make him look more like a wooden puppet instead of some magic plastic doll. At least it’s better than the Pinocchio that doesn’t have the nose mechanic. And for a orthopterophobic person (fear of grasshoppers) I surprisingly love the crickets design.

  • @chaossincarnate
    @chaossincarnate Рік тому +35

    OH MY GOODNESS THESE VIDEOS ARE SO GOOD!!!! You are so talented and funny, I'm bingeing all of your videos!!!! Keep up the amazing work, my friend, you have a bright future as a comedian and movie reviewer!!!!!

  • @persephonethebookdragon9520
    @persephonethebookdragon9520 Рік тому +13

    I've seen Del Toro's Pinocchio, and I've also Read the original book by Carlo Collodi.
    The movie does try new things with the story, which it succeeds in trying, this is my opinion. So althought the plot is different, there are nods to the original book.
    Like with Gepetto's son being named Carlo, after the author of the book.
    Pinocchio's feet getting burned, which also happens in the book after he gets Gepetto arrested.
    Then there's the four black rabbits, who are also in the original book, though they don't carry Pinocchio away in the original story, but they do scare him into taking his medicine.
    And of course, there's the squashing, and maiming of Sebastian J. Cricket. Those scenes are a nod to the original story, where Pinocchio kills the talking cricket (He has no name, he's just called cricket), with a wooden mallet.
    I like both though, and I'm glad the took a creative turn with this story.

  • @Blub_blubby
    @Blub_blubby Рік тому +7

    I got to see some of this and meet Del Toro at Annecy Festival last year. He spoke how this film had been in production since 2015, and was almost scrapped a couple of times. It wasn’t until Netflix picked it up, he could finish it. A few things got scrapped in the process of all of this, but I definitely think it deserved the Oscar. I also think it being set in WWII Italy was a neat touch that added weight and tone to its content, making it more unique

  • @jacobramirez5432
    @jacobramirez5432 Рік тому +19

    7:08 you all can call me messed up, but that made me laugh.

    • @jendoe9436
      @jendoe9436 Рік тому +2

      Same. I tend to live my life in a “if big G is ready to call me, then guess it’s time to go” kinda mindset.

    • @Ashtonmakesvids
      @Ashtonmakesvids Рік тому

      The fact Jesus called him that 😂

    • @Kensuke22
      @Kensuke22 Рік тому

      Jesus Christ I thought I'm the only one...

  • @More1481Pictures
    @More1481Pictures Рік тому +10

    I honestly loved the movie,... The song at the middle of the movie And the ending is the best part

  • @normal.knight
    @normal.knight Рік тому +2

    I really love the opening skits you keep up the good work man

  • @santara_js
    @santara_js Рік тому +1

    Thanks for this video! I love this movie and I just remember crying most of it xD

  • @lasercraft32
    @lasercraft32 Місяць тому +1

    I feel like the only thing that justifies it winning best animation over Puss in Boots: The Last Wish is the fact that it was STOP MOTION. That stuff takes a lot more time to pull off well than computer animation (not to downplay the work it requires for computer animators or anything) so I feel its fair that it won.

  • @dz0mb994
    @dz0mb994 Рік тому +7

    Italy wasn't nazi it was facist. the handgesture was actually what inspired the nazis.

  • @JJFeelsRightIThink
    @JJFeelsRightIThink Рік тому +1

    Congrats on 50k subs

  • @w01fb0t6
    @w01fb0t6 3 місяці тому +1

    Personally, I loved this movie, it was dark, complex, and was actually interesting rather than a usual children's movie. It's animation style was beautiful and awesome to see.

  • @GUNZ.GAMING_
    @GUNZ.GAMING_ Рік тому +5

    That Jesus part with Carlo took me out! 😂😂😂😂

  • @knellycornnan5132
    @knellycornnan5132 8 місяців тому +1

    "How many movies about this puppet do we need" We needed this one cause the others were shit.

  • @BlitzyDIZ
    @BlitzyDIZ Рік тому +10

    You not having 100k is outrageous. I think you should have more than that. Keep up the great work!

  • @normal.knight
    @normal.knight Рік тому +6

    Funny thing when I watched the movie I entirely forgot it was a pinnochio film since this one was so unique and better then the rest that I thought it was an entirely different mivie😅

  • @giraffe6856
    @giraffe6856 Рік тому +2

    Fun fact, Gullermo del Toro said he always had this reimagined Pinocchio idea since 2000s but never able to really make it because there was no studio or company that would accept his story but since Netflix and online streaming is now everywhere, he was able to get the chance to make this film.

  • @natnerdz
    @natnerdz Рік тому +6

    Well, I haven’t read the book either. I do know that it was a deliberate choice to make comparisons to World War II. From what I understand, this is the directors thing as he uses war in a lot of his films.
    Another thing I would like to note, is the pleasure island comparison. In this film, rather than boys, turning into donkeys for labor, it’s boys turning into men for war. It’s a more depressing change the more you think on it.

  • @kaipuppers
    @kaipuppers Рік тому +5

    The commentary makes this depressing movie so much funnier

  • @Jake-ve9bd
    @Jake-ve9bd Рік тому +6

    If geppeto didn't pressure him to get the PERFECT pinecone,Carlo wouldn't have died

    • @marionberry2648
      @marionberry2648 Рік тому +1

      Pressure??

    • @nicholasaugello2534
      @nicholasaugello2534 Рік тому +3

      Umm how tf were they supposed to know they were gonna get bombed 😂

    • @esser3410
      @esser3410 3 місяці тому

      @@nicholasaugello2534 me when i have no reading comprehension

    • @UnfunnyDaffenDales98775
      @UnfunnyDaffenDales98775 6 днів тому

      @@esser3410it’s true tho a plane randomly came over a dropped a bomb imagine sleeping in your bed abd outside ur window a nuke is dropped next to house pretty random

  • @SAMMY_____boyyy
    @SAMMY_____boyyy 2 місяці тому

    I actually love the fact that this movie goes away from the source material because we’ve seen the source material so many goddamn times we don’t need to see it again and I love the fact that this movie has its own thing going on (the ending actually made me cry so much)

    • @SAMMY_____boyyy
      @SAMMY_____boyyy 2 місяці тому

      16:12 technically, speaking, not only would he die, but his body would deteriorate because he’s made out of a wood, so technically he would die, or he would just come back as a spirit I don’t know, but his body would be gone so idk-

  • @JoyCat333
    @JoyCat333 Рік тому +7

    Well as a Italian person i can help.
    no its just a new idea the original don't have war,sadness and everything 😅
    The only thing its Pinocchio died.
    But i can conform that ALL the Italian words are right translated and yea Pinocchio its a Italian story

  • @iclynnx
    @iclynnx Рік тому +3

    I am with you on a couple things. I never cared for the first Disney movie, not then and not now. But Del Toro's was something new. It was sweet, dark, and real. It's a story about fathers and sons. It brought some interesting dialogue. And the designs - ah! I LOVE it, as an artist myself. The way Death looks and speaks, it's regal but fitting. Man.

  • @Borb_Gaming
    @Borb_Gaming Рік тому +17

    Pinocchio may not be a masterpiece, but this video is!

  • @camheclutch1
    @camheclutch1 Рік тому +4

    People who are sad this took the oscar from Puss in Boots 2 Even though you didn’t see the movie:

  • @mrclean923
    @mrclean923 Рік тому +2

    My family and I once watched a poorly dubbed italian pinocchio from 1978 because my Dad thought it was the original Disney movie. It was no Guillermo del Toro Pinocchio masterpiece but it was genuinely the most hilarious experience of my life. Please watch it Brian, I promise you won't regret it.

  • @dragonguy556
    @dragonguy556 Рік тому +2

    *raises arm to wave*
    beaniibrian: AAA!!!

  • @CatsAreAwesome146
    @CatsAreAwesome146 6 місяців тому +2

    Puss in boots 2 got done so friggin dirty thats bullsh*t

  • @The_worst_artist
    @The_worst_artist Рік тому +2

    I like this guy. I can see him being big in the future

  • @fluffywhompus
    @fluffywhompus Рік тому +7

    For me this kinda fell into a Wendell and wild hole for me. There isn’t much of an interesting story to me and just kept watching because of how good the stop motion animation was. The last stop motion movie I watched with this high quality was coralline and held this movie up to high standards that it sadly just didn’t reach for me

  • @gonzalocianci6105
    @gonzalocianci6105 Рік тому +1

    The part when pinocchio dies the first time with the narrator is My favorite part of the movie xD

  • @WaltDevil060
    @WaltDevil060 Рік тому +2

    Your reaction to Mussolini appearing in the movie was everything!

  • @taistudobom
    @taistudobom Рік тому +6

    The pleasure island / fascist training camp got me laughing, because it sounds like Del Toro is joking with the whole "that cursed place where boys go to become jackasses".

    • @Sorcerers_Apprentice
      @Sorcerers_Apprentice 8 місяців тому

      I felt more like he was going with the spirit of the original. Young boys are being told they will get to act like men. But they are really being tricked and turned into expendable labor/soldiers, to be worked to death and cast aside by the ruling class.

  • @hzzzzz1
    @hzzzzz1 8 місяців тому +1

    I didn’t care for Pinnochio as an IP. But this movie is a clear exception. Definitely a masterpiece

  • @N-tw3ro
    @N-tw3ro Рік тому +3

    11:53 no, thats death, straight. Up.

  • @iluvchess14736
    @iluvchess14736 Рік тому +2

    The original Pinnochio book was written in 1883, so there werent war allegories

  • @merp7174
    @merp7174 Рік тому +1

    "he looks like jigsaw if he had no make up"
    WHEEZING

  • @rinkls
    @rinkls Рік тому +4

    i love this movie

  • @aquaspidermc
    @aquaspidermc Рік тому +2

    Personally, Guillermereoroemor Gigatron "s Pinocchio is a masterpice

  • @natannoel5974
    @natannoel5974 Рік тому +3

    This is why l love guillermo del toro pinocchio is best director ever in my heart he just gave soul to us with better than disney is garbage and worst! ❤😄👍

  • @redfoxinsmellysocks2770
    @redfoxinsmellysocks2770 Рік тому +1

    I got to the part where Pinocchio said I'm your son in this video, beaniiebrain screamed...and then i got an ad for dove soap lmao

  • @COMEBACKSOON568
    @COMEBACKSOON568 Рік тому +3

    If I was him, my nose would be 100 feet😂

  • @SSJNemo
    @SSJNemo Рік тому +2

    "Why don't we get to meet now mf" sent me 💀

  • @Snoopydoop
    @Snoopydoop 9 місяців тому +1

    Without a single doubt the greatest movie in the 2020's so far.
    A True Magical Masterpiece ✨️

  • @Nutella9749
    @Nutella9749 Рік тому +2

    Love the intro 4:22

  • @Komacherry
    @Komacherry Рік тому

    2022 was year of Pinocchio. There were a lot of Pinocchio remakes in 2022 for some reason.

  • @kay4crew3
    @kay4crew3 Рік тому

    Omg I just watched this last night lol

  • @heathfamilyphone1273
    @heathfamilyphone1273 Рік тому +1

    I actually think Pinocchio isn't mortal by the end I think he's still a inmortal

  • @inner_wit
    @inner_wit Рік тому +5

    The setting and the appearance of Mussolini in the movie was because when the info came out about disney making the first animated movie, Mussolini wanted to do it first...making a pinocchio movie (a really bad one) for this in the movie Volpe wanted to praise him. Also is not nazi but fascism, a bit different. Great video, i started recently to watch your videos and already finished mostly every one of them, u are too entertaining to listen and made me laugh to death everytime. I also like those scenes you put in the video with the little avatar. Hope to see more and more and that u're doing fine. See yaaa

  • @charlieg3819
    @charlieg3819 5 місяців тому

    I think the reason the count guy set Pinocchio on fire is that it would damage Pinocchio to an unfixable level

  • @leiregarciadelatorre2692
    @leiregarciadelatorre2692 3 місяці тому

    7:09 I usually cry with this scene, but this made me laugh very hard. 😂😂
    Also, the first time my friend saw the movie she also asked how did that pinecone survived but Carlo didn't? I never questioned that so I investigated and I found out that pinecones resist fire so it actually makes sense.

  • @stephanieyu537
    @stephanieyu537 6 місяців тому

    Damn they really know how to make you cry inside with that ending.

  • @toys_the_memer
    @toys_the_memer 8 місяців тому

    yeah the guillermo del toro pinicchio movie was SAVAGE when it can to the plot like he could not catch a break

  • @JOHNNYTUBE1907
    @JOHNNYTUBE1907 7 місяців тому

    the part where Jesus said How about right now motherf*#@!a got me holy crap

  • @Jake-ve9bd
    @Jake-ve9bd Рік тому +1

    If you don't give it a 25 out of 10,I'll pull a mausalinie and you'll be pinnocchio

  • @gnuttormen
    @gnuttormen 6 місяців тому

    As a person who absolutely LOVE the story of Pinocchio - you are so wrong in your intro, we need MANY more Pinocchio movies!! 😶‍🌫

  • @MrDj232
    @MrDj232 6 місяців тому

    This movie has one true flaw. It doesn't have Pauly Shore dubbing in "Skiddoo Skiddoo Skiddoo."

  • @rosanora
    @rosanora Рік тому +2

    i'm surprised i've never seen anyone point out why i assume they named him carlo 🤔
    pin-occhio
    pine-ochio
    pine-o'-carlo / pine carlo

  • @ianmurphy3840
    @ianmurphy3840 8 місяців тому

    You can say Jack Horner got beaten by Pinocchio again.

  • @SunsetEnvy
    @SunsetEnvy 8 місяців тому +1

    The movie might not be that good but I can't help but love the way they did the fairy godmother and death puppets.

  • @samkilpatrick1259
    @samkilpatrick1259 Рік тому +13

    The animation style to this kinda reminds me of the stuff Laika or Tim Burton do.
    Also, have you seen the new Mario Movie yet? I have seen it and I unfortunately didn’t think much to it. ☹️

    • @beaniiebrian
      @beaniiebrian  Рік тому +11

      I have, and I'm definitely making a video about it 👀

    • @samkilpatrick1259
      @samkilpatrick1259 Рік тому +2

      @@beaniiebrian Whoopee! Can’t wait to see that 👍

  • @ho0dzy
    @ho0dzy 8 місяців тому

    The end is just my worst fear me all alone no one to love me all alone in this big wide world

  • @Anonymous-cn6zl
    @Anonymous-cn6zl 3 місяці тому

    The film is both tragic and beautiful

  • @feeno1188
    @feeno1188 Рік тому +2

    The fascists were not in the original book because it's from the late 19th century and they weren't around ...yet. I suggest you watch the 2019 Italian movie by Matteo Garrone (also with Roberto Benigni but this time as Gepeto). It's the most faithful adaptation (some may say too faithful). Well if you don't like the story you might not like it, but if you can't bother reading the book, it's as close as possible. Gepeto originally makes pinocchio out of an already magic piece of wood and the boy is uh ...bad. But like real bad, original Pinocchio is an entitled brat and that makes so much sense considering the intended moral of the story. The rabbits in this one were straight from the book, pinocchio gets sick and the fairy with blue hair want him to take medicine but he refuses so she calls rabbits pallbearers to scare him (and the ghost of the cricket pinocchio killed in the beginning). It's a pretty dark story but the movie has very pretty visuals and manages to get the almost psychedelic feeling of the original story across pretty well. It's very similar to Alice in Wonderland, the world is simply magical, and by that I mean literal magic surrounds everyone, the puppets can all talk (but they have strings) the fox and the cats are part of everyday life and the fairy with blue hair lives in a mansion in the forest with a giant snail woman. The sea monster is originally just that a sea monster, not a whale just ...a monster. It's honestly a very cool fairy tale.

  • @user-cj1if2mp4f
    @user-cj1if2mp4f Рік тому

    Tecnically, Count Volpe can burn his body and pinochio will not be able to reappear.

  • @griffinfirestudios5005
    @griffinfirestudios5005 8 місяців тому

    I had my first kiss watching this movie...

  • @ShellySwirl
    @ShellySwirl 5 місяців тому

    I thought this movie was so good!!
    My favorite version of Pinocchio will always be the classic, iconic 1940s Walt Disney version personally.. But this version was really well done! It also felt more realistic!
    I also love all the voice actors they chose!!

  • @LazyOldFusspot_3428
    @LazyOldFusspot_3428 Рік тому

    13:22 The "Whale" is Del Toro's take on the og novel counterpart of the same name.

  • @atmen1489
    @atmen1489 8 місяців тому

    I just realized what this reminds me of the art style kind of reminds me of Adult Swim shivering truth

  • @milawanner6112
    @milawanner6112 8 місяців тому

    This was released I day before my birthday and I FRIKIN HATE IT

  • @ianmiller6798
    @ianmiller6798 Рік тому

    I think he looks adorable

  • @camheclutch1
    @camheclutch1 Рік тому +3

    wait i haven’t watched this movie, but does pinocchio being burned at the stake and having a longer time in between deaths mean that he’s meant to represent jesus?!

  • @SoftFryMildlyOverSalted
    @SoftFryMildlyOverSalted 8 місяців тому

    Dang that's freaky but boy does it look GOOD!

  • @sixzol
    @sixzol Рік тому +1

    definitely my favourite pinocchio movie but it's no puss in boots: the last wish

  • @At-px6rm
    @At-px6rm Рік тому

    Can your review home on the range that old disney movie

  • @cartooncritique6625
    @cartooncritique6625 5 місяців тому

    16:10 If there's no body for his spirit to return back to I think he would stay dead. 🤔

  • @orhanefeunal1811
    @orhanefeunal1811 8 місяців тому

    7:12 ohh holy jeez beaniiebrian what haha what was that like what kind of vocice acting is that i cant stop loquagin im cringing out

  • @Spikethealligator
    @Spikethealligator 9 місяців тому

    7:29 simple pinecones ARE LITERALY FIREPROOF and yes i mean it

  • @Kevbot6000
    @Kevbot6000 Рік тому

    This was my 2nd favorite animated movie of 2022 (at least of the ones I watched). My only gripe is that I think the story can drag out a bit and the movie could be 15 min shorter. Also like you said the story of Pinocchio in general is still kinda meh, but at least they added changes to make it more compelling.
    Still great overall though 8/10 for me.

  • @Uggnog
    @Uggnog 11 місяців тому +3

    In the burning at the stake scene, I think the circus guy was just trying to torture Pinnochio as punishment, plus we needed a way to resolve that plotline

    • @roode2123
      @roode2123 7 місяців тому

      He would die and come back continuously burning until the fire would be put out. His corpse would act as fuel for the fire.

  • @chefsalty9316
    @chefsalty9316 Рік тому +2

    03:10 Yeah, the original Disney Pinocchio didn't do much for me either. Even back when it first released it wasn't liked by critics. It just feels like people only really like it now because of nostalgia and excessive in your-face reruns and Disney's forced merchandising. Also, since you've already shared your thoughts on almost every Pinocchio movie out there, I hope you'll consider reviewing the 1978 animated Pinocchio film made in italy.
    ua-cam.com/video/ptxHMj2m8kA/v-deo.html
    Its the only Pinocchio movie that's actually faithful to the original story and doesn't have the Disney stereotypes or nazis. But it does have giants and its set in the 1800's like the original story

  • @lympis
    @lympis Рік тому

    You should do The Willoughbys, it’s a pretty goofy movie