The guy with his trousers falling down, assaulted you by telling you would get arrested. They also breached GDPR by filming you. Swearing at you is A Breach of either S4 or 5 of PACE. Brush up on the law. You let that bunch get away with too much!
If they had said "there was a guy here an hour ago taking pictures from the public footpath but he is gone now" they would not have shown up' Mostly burglaries are reported after the burglar is long gone and there is little prospect of catching them, so showing up is not very useful. I reported someone in my driveway trying to open my car door. No one came because they were long gone. I did send them the security camera footage though so they know what they look like should they be seen in the area again. They would then have a reason for a "stop and account".
And that their 'knowledge' of the law should not be questioned 😂. 🤡 all around him and he PLAYED them one and all . Taking the Pi$$ out of that lot was shown to be like taking sweets from a baby , they cry a lot , 😢, but ultimately they are toothless and defenceless. And now their complete and utter stupidity is exposed online in perpetuity 😂😂😂😂
@@JustAlex848 Someone once stepped outside the company gates, they've never heard from him again, its assumed wolves ate him, I mean why wouldn't they eat him, he was plump and ripe looking. They don't speak of him in the canteen now lest it gives the youngsters Ideas.
Have you ever heard the biggest load of rubbish coming out of someone who’s supposed to be in position of authority!! Intellectual property, what a fool.
when the police left you should have gone up to the gate and said "do you want to apologise to me now and admit you were wrong" and got the walk of shame
They are so quick to come out, but they are not so quick to come back out again and apologise for being educated off. The police , who they phoned.🤔🏴
Yes the best bit is when he says “oh please don’t call the police” in that innocent tone of voice. It reminds me of the time my mum told me the fable of Brea rabbit and Brea fox about seventy years ago, ie Brea rabbit says “please don’t throw me in the briar bush” when thats exactly what Brea rabbit wanted so he could escape. 😊
Everything after the police turned up was all AI generated. If you get the police camera version they beat him up and bundled him into the van and dumped him in the canal. Oops, sorry I was reading Dave's xmas wish list. I would tell you what the guy with the "mask" and glasses on his head wished for but pretty sure that's all illegal. :)
Hello 999. Ive been burgled and i need police assistance. Sorry, theres nothing we can do, claim off your insurance... Hello 999. There's a man in public filming. Ok, well send police there immediately. What a joke the police farce is.
22:30 Cop says they turn up for every call. Liar. They prioritise calls. So a burglary gets a response within 24 hours at best but, possibly by phone with just a crime reference. A man with a camera at a business gets a response within minutes.
We had our garden furniture stolen last year and the insurance paid out before the police tipped up to view the cctv, they were shocked when I told them to bollocks off and go bother some1 else 😂😂😂
Another brilliant video. Bernard Manning and his gang were hilarious and all the special effects you put in. Disappear like a Ninja is my favourite, i love it when you get that one in. Keep up good work. 👍
If what that clown said was right regarding the information he was given on the call, its very concerning that you have call handlers giving out such incorrect information.
I watch your videos for the human content. I wish I'd known, when I was a teenager, how people could sound so sure of themselves whilst spouting a load of untruths. They make things up! Is that how people progress in life -- by telling porky-pies? The better the liar the higher up the company they go?
The only people breaking any laws were those at the company making threats of violence to members of the public. Unbelievable. “I will knock you out”. What’s the company say about that and four letter swearing at members of the public on a public highway?
He would be at least committing a public order offence, but a threat of violence that a reasonable person would take as threatening, harassing and genuinely leaving you in fear is an assault
Mate, you are an incredible auditor. Top of the game. The way you handle these clowns is impressive as well as funny 😂. You are really standing out in the crowd of auditors with your attitude towards aggressive and idiotic workers and management as well as outstanding drone shows! I can not name a single other auditor who is like yourself. Keep up at impeccable videos 😊
There's a reason why your not allowed to fly close to planes and helicopters 🤣 these things can go so high it's unbelievable. Limited to 120m by law though for good reason. This gate are no match 🤣
It's about time these civilian call handlers had some proper training. Absolutely no authority to make demands or give orders. Take the message and pass it on.
Absolutely correct...They are glorified telephone receptionists. They are in no position to be handing out legal advice / statements to callers, particularly when it is untruthful and wrong. They are acting way above their education and pay grade . Too many receptionists with delusions of grandeur acting out the part of lawyers . Just answer the phone and pass the details on already.
This video infuriates me on so many levels, I recently moved from Liverpool due to harassment, one of those times let to someone breaking into my home and attempting to attack me, it took them 2 days to respond because it wasn't a "priority"... someone filming however is and they're there in minutes.. Merseyside police is a disgrace.
Next time someone gets robbed, maybe they should say there is someone suspicious who is filming.. It must be so embarrassing for Dave and the manager to be so wrong. 😂😂😂😂
Any company owner that blatantly fibs to the public and waste police resources is likely to be involved in shady practices . so it's justifiable to put them out of business. .
"Man Down Phone" This tells people to switch their phone to 'Man Down' - if your phone stops moving (tracked by GPS) for a set amount of time (set in the app) - an alarm goes off in some control centre or office to alert them that there's a man down.
I think those phones also have a motion sensor as GPS only would be not accurate enough. Sometimes you need to stay in one place e.g. to fix stuff but are still very well alive. But in case you do no longer move your body because you become unconscious, the phone will send an alarm and the location, often combined with acoustic alarm to alert people nearby.
Always look forward to your vids, you handle them in such a lighthearted way, you’ve got to be in my books one of the best auditors going, the editing at the end of your vids is outstanding.👏👏
Don’t you just love how the police are really clever, they pretend to be stupid and ignorant but underneath that veneer of lack of knowledge and uncertainty about drone laws they are like coiled springs, ready to reveal just how they are truly on the ball, I haven’t seen them do it yet but I’m still hoping.
The guys said the police would know the drone laws, but the police admitted I probably knew more than them. The fact I didn't fly it until after they left was an experiment, I want to see if they were going to try any drone legislation and assume I'd flown it already
I think if I was the drone flier, I would tell them straight away to call the police, if they are not happy and then go away and leave me alone, to perform an entirely legal activity
We came cus "They called us out" hope every call you get has the same response but we all know the reality is you're not getting a visit for at least a week
It's the dispatch people who are the problem! they should all have some sort of knowledge test about law before hiring them. Telling people you need permission from the police to fly a drone is ridiculous! 😂
You've become my favourite auditor NA, you're getting good interactions, and there's nothing as good as when the Police come and put these know nothing idiots in their place.
You’re without doubt one of the funniest auditors. I wait for for the moment when you’re approached with delusion that you’re even filming and then you say confidently, “I’m taking my drone up in a minute…”…priceless comedy. 😂
"I was on the phone with police and they say you are breaking the law" is a beloved classic line since the infamous Golden Wonder audit more than 10 years ago. Brings back nice memories.
@@iadoredavey In the UK it's probably the first "audit" that gained some notable publicity. In the US there may be a few earlier audits, but the GW one is still incredibly funny and very British. "I have no intention of shifting!" 😄
Man down phone is a safety system for lone worker protection. e.g. If a persons wearing the system trps and falls and the system detects no movement it will automatically ring a dedicated call centre to call others to check the individuals status.
Watching this with interest as I bought myself a little drone and the first thing that strikes me is why is this company so uptight about filming the premises. What are they hiding from the British public ? The security guard admits he,s seen enough footage over the Internet but hadn't learnt anything from it. Security guards should know the law and when they make false accusations that could be grounds for dismissal. The very least they should be done for wasting police time if they call them out. So that's all the owner had to say was watch going to close to certain structures. Thanks for this video.
They're not necessarily hiding anything buy it's "their" site and they want control. They don't have control of course and they don't like it, not one little bit.
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Hi I like the drone track and you normally leave a link on them any chance you can pin it here cheers
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The guy with his trousers falling down, assaulted you by telling you would get arrested.
They also breached GDPR by filming you.
Swearing at you is A Breach of either S4 or 5 of PACE.
Brush up on the law. You let that bunch get away with too much!
Your videos are very funny with your responses and the background sounds 👍🏻
Why are you filming. It's covered by intellectual property. Use their arguments back against them.
So if report a non crime the police come out but when you report a real crime they're nowhere to be seen. Are they scared.
The police are cowards
Oh cmon 😳 you get crime number 🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣
Scared?
Nah, just corrupt
If they had said "there was a guy here an hour ago taking pictures from the public footpath but he is gone now" they would not have shown up' Mostly burglaries are reported after the burglar is long gone and there is little prospect of catching them, so showing up is not very useful. I reported someone in my driveway trying to open my car door. No one came because they were long gone. I did send them the security camera footage though so they know what they look like should they be seen in the area again. They would then have a reason for a "stop and account".
Your fault for not living in an area where the police have camera crews with them, they will attend anything with a film crew following.
Close the anti drone gates Dave.
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Sums up the level of intelligence 👍
And the sound proof gates LOL
😂😂😂
And the camera proof gates. What a bunch of nobs
Why do these clowns think their jurisdiction extends beyond their fence?
And that their 'knowledge' of the law should not be questioned 😂.
🤡 all around him and he PLAYED them one and all .
Taking the Pi$$ out of that lot was shown to be like taking sweets from a baby , they cry a lot , 😢, but ultimately they are toothless and defenceless.
And now their complete and utter stupidity is exposed online in perpetuity 😂😂😂😂
They have no lives beyond the company gates so they assume no one else does.
Hubris.
@@JustAlex848 Someone once stepped outside the company gates, they've never heard from him again, its assumed wolves ate him, I mean why wouldn't they eat him, he was plump and ripe looking. They don't speak of him in the canteen now lest it gives the youngsters Ideas.
Good one ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Have you ever heard the biggest load of rubbish coming out of someone who’s supposed to be in position of authority!! Intellectual property, what a fool.
Head of BS Department 👍💪🙈🙈🙈
@@robwilson8673ha yes brilliant👏head of BS department🙃
@@robwilson8673ha brilliant 👏 head of BS department 🙃
I didn't sense any sign of intellect on that property🙃
I think that the owners middle name maybe Jackanory! 😂😂
Dave and his boss were as thick as their bellies were extended. Not a healthy look boys. Nicely schooled as ever.
when the police left you should have gone up to the gate and said "do you want to apologise to me now and admit you were wrong" and got the walk of shame
They are so quick to come out, but they are not so quick to come back out again and apologise for being educated off. The police , who they phoned.🤔🏴
Great video am amazed in this day and age they have no education on public photography let alone drone law!
Mate, you really are top tier. The attitude, the light-heartedness, the dismissiveness. Perfect way to handle these clowns.
Cheers 🥂
AB is the best, but he doesnt do drones.
Yes the best bit is when he says “oh please don’t call the police” in that innocent tone of voice. It reminds me of the time my mum told me the fable of Brea rabbit and Brea fox about seventy years ago, ie Brea rabbit says “please don’t throw me in the briar bush” when thats exactly what Brea rabbit wanted so he could escape. 😊
@@Cooldaddio2DJ has a very assertive, educational style. Reels the uninformed in, then firmly educates.
He’s phoning Greggs to get an order in. Kettles boiling.😂
Not his first order from Greggs today either
milk and 12 sugars please
I don’t know how you get those drone shots when “ You’re not allowed” and especially when it’s been seized by the police.
It’s magic.
It's because he's a Ninja 😂
Everything after the police turned up was all AI generated. If you get the police camera version they beat him up and bundled him into the van and dumped him in the canal.
Oops, sorry I was reading Dave's xmas wish list. I would tell you what the guy with the "mask" and glasses on his head wished for but pretty sure that's all illegal. :)
Hello 999.
Ive been burgled and i need police assistance.
Sorry, theres nothing we can do, claim off your insurance...
Hello 999.
There's a man in public filming.
Ok, well send police there immediately.
What a joke the police farce is.
They were good for me. But I can't say for others.
Our police are a joke but not a funny one
Police only respond to companies and Freemasons.
That was quite literally man pulling words out of a hat and stringing them together in random order.
He reminds me of the Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz, if I only had a brain !😂
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Get the call ID and place a complaint about the call handler giving out false info and directives.
Only thing missing was the follow up conversation to make sure they fully understood the level of education they had just been given.
22:30 Cop says they turn up for every call. Liar. They prioritise calls. So a burglary gets a response within 24 hours at best but, possibly by phone with just a crime reference. A man with a camera at a business gets a response within minutes.
Exactly 💯. Just a guy filming in public. That's why I ask them now
You've got to know the special password and be in 'The Club'.
We had our garden furniture stolen last year and the insurance paid out before the police tipped up to view the cctv, they were shocked when I told them to bollocks off and go bother some1 else 😂😂😂
They had to figure out a number to call the Police on but I bet they have UberEats and Greggs on speed dial..
It's about time, companies should learn about drone laws before confronting auditors
Nooo cos then we won't get good videos 😂
Isn't it amazing how they're there in no time for flying a drone but can't turn out for a crime
Police only care about corporations and anything Karens complain about and woke nonsense 👍🏽
Staff behaving like pond life 😂
If he come at me, I would back off because I wouldn't want to do it to him 🤣
@carl90210. That's a bit of an insult to pond life, mate. 😉♥
Love a fat controller 😂
Another brilliant video. Bernard Manning and his gang were hilarious and all the special effects you put in. Disappear like a Ninja is my favourite, i love it when you get that one in. Keep up good work. 👍
Excellent thanks for watching 🙂 this is a beautiful site from the air
Brilliant drone show, very professional editing as usual. 👍👏
They must have a subsidised canteen there. I can smell their cholesterol levels from here.
Biggest seller: Lard Fancy / £1:10p
if he's going to make a call he should be phoning Weight Watchers
He is still sprinkling slimfast on his burger and chips 😂😂😂
@@tatsnneeps341diet coke with the burger and chips
If what that clown said was right regarding the information he was given on the call, its very concerning that you have call handlers giving out such incorrect information.
Fall under the same umbrella as a PCSO. Unless.
I watch your videos for the human content. I wish I'd known, when I was a teenager, how people could sound so sure of themselves whilst spouting a load of untruths. They make things up! Is that how people progress in life -- by telling porky-pies? The better the liar the higher up the company they go?
...but it does waste police time when their own phone handlers also tell untruths about drones. We, the tax payers, should hold them to account.
You got it
Actually, yes, too often I'm afraid.
The only people breaking any laws were those at the company making threats of violence to members of the public. Unbelievable. “I will knock you out”. What’s the company say about that and four letter swearing at members of the public on a public highway?
He would be at least committing a public order offence, but a threat of violence that a reasonable person would take as threatening, harassing and genuinely leaving you in fear is an assault
Mate, you are an incredible auditor. Top of the game. The way you handle these clowns is impressive as well as funny 😂. You are really standing out in the crowd of auditors with your attitude towards aggressive and idiotic workers and management as well as outstanding drone shows! I can not name a single other auditor who is like yourself. Keep up at impeccable videos 😊
Wow thanks for such a kind compliment. Yes when I decided to do this, I wanted to be unique.
@@northernaudits and you sure are unique. love each and everyone of your videos
get back inside and do your jobs - what a waste of corporate time
I never see you as an auditor, l see your work as an art form. Keep up the great work 👍
Damn ! They closed the gate, that'll stop the drone 😂
There's a reason why your not allowed to fly close to planes and helicopters 🤣 these things can go so high it's unbelievable. Limited to 120m by law though for good reason. This gate are no match 🤣
The rules these muppets make up & the way you make them think your really scared of the police😂
Yes, I agree and I bet it might have started sinking in when NA didn't scarper/run as they pulled up!
Did you notice how quickly the two little hard men scuttled away when the police went and the gates opened 😂 proper brave.
It's about time these civilian call handlers had some proper training. Absolutely no authority to make demands or give orders. Take the message and pass it on.
Absolutely correct...They are glorified telephone receptionists. They are in no position to be handing out legal advice / statements to callers, particularly when it is untruthful and wrong. They are acting way above their education and pay grade .
Too many receptionists with delusions of grandeur acting out the part of lawyers .
Just answer the phone and pass the details on already.
I suspect they were lying about what the call handler had said.
OMG, the IQ level of that bloke that spoke to you at the start. Talk about "thick as a brick" LOL
This video infuriates me on so many levels, I recently moved from Liverpool due to harassment, one of those times let to someone breaking into my home and attempting to attack me, it took them 2 days to respond because it wasn't a "priority"... someone filming however is and they're there in minutes.. Merseyside police is a disgrace.
That first guy who came out has a very close likeness to the gargoyle on the side of our local church.
Scary levels of thickness around. Just tell em "it's illegal to tell me what I can do and you're not allowed"
Next time someone gets robbed, maybe they should say there is someone suspicious who is filming.. It must be so embarrassing for Dave and the manager to be so wrong. 😂😂😂😂
The old ploy was to say you think you saw a gun and they’d come mob handed. Now you just have to say one of them bad mouthed you on Twitter.
Always great fun watching people invent their own laws
Great content again man
Cheers 🥂
Can’t believe the police still turn up for filming, but you will get a crime number if you’re burgled
Dave the security guard is a legend in his own lunchtime!
Seriously how do businesses get immediate police responses where as if you report something stolen good luck.
Any company owner that blatantly fibs to the public and waste police resources is likely to be involved in shady practices . so it's justifiable to put them out of business. .
Thank you. I really like drone shots. A different way of seeing how things look.
This one is a good Droneshow. Let me now if you like the ending😉
Brilliant night time shots. The Moon a good touch. Reminds me of some of Focus Pocus shots. @@northernaudits
Careful Pike! He's armed with a notebook.
😂😂😂 Mr mannering
You always seem to find just the right piece of music to go with the drone footage. Brilliant work as always
He should use his teeth less and his brains more and he wouldn't be fat and he wouldn't be stupid.
WELL EXPLAINED ..HA HA ..YOU NAILED IT BRILLIANT ..
The police just runs whenever a company calls them, but take weeks for a crime reported by public
"Man Down Phone"
This tells people to switch their phone to 'Man Down' - if your phone stops moving (tracked by GPS) for a set amount of time (set in the app) - an alarm goes off in some control centre or office to alert them that there's a man down.
Ahh it sounded like a caveman request to put your phone down🤣🤣
I think those phones also have a motion sensor as GPS only would be not accurate enough. Sometimes you need to stay in one place e.g. to fix stuff but are still very well alive. But in case you do no longer move your body because you become unconscious, the phone will send an alarm and the location, often combined with acoustic alarm to alert people nearby.
@@verybighomer Also, you might be in the middle of a very complicated and difficult multistage shit, they can go upwards of an hour.
Huge respect to that guys belt !! Talk about working in a high stress enviroment ! 😅😅😅
If only he could get his brain cells to work as hard !!
Always look forward to your vids, you handle them in such a lighthearted way, you’ve got to be in my books one of the best auditors going, the editing at the end of your vids is outstanding.👏👏
The smug gaggle had to return inside and lick their wounds. Beautiful footage.
And if they rang up and said they'd been burgled it'd be 45 days before the police would turn up to investigate minimum
Not if it's their corporate masters. That delay is just for the citizens.
Dave’s real name is Rodney!
Don’t you just love how the police are really clever, they pretend to be stupid and ignorant but underneath that veneer of lack of knowledge and uncertainty about drone laws they are like coiled springs, ready to reveal just how they are truly on the ball, I haven’t seen them do it yet but I’m still hoping.
The guys said the police would know the drone laws, but the police admitted I probably knew more than them. The fact I didn't fly it until after they left was an experiment, I want to see if they were going to try any drone legislation and assume I'd flown it already
I think if I was the drone flier, I would tell them straight away to call the police, if they are not happy and then go away and leave me alone, to perform an entirely legal activity
We came cus "They called us out" hope every call you get has the same response
but we all know the reality is you're not getting a visit for at least a week
Meanwhile some old dear got robbed and Plod turned up 5 days later.
"You realise you're filming in portrait mode" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was the real crime 🤣
Always great to see your video Sunday morning.its better than going to the circus.😂🤡🤡🤡
As soon as they come out with a pen and paper, you know it's gonna be fun 😅
Great video. Top drone show. One of the best auditors on UA-cam in my opinion.🎉🎉
Wow, thanks! ☺️
These companies calling the police out unnecessarily should face a significant fine for wasting police time.
999 legal helpline what's your emergency, sorry I mean legal query...
It is always useful for a member of staff to threaten a member of the public, not on the premises. Great PR.
It's been reported. No job, Monday morning
Brilliant as always my friend 😊
Macman you've not been in my feed. I'll drop by and take a look at your latest stuff
The fantastic drone footage and the elements of humour in your videos takes them from brilliant to brilliantly awesome 👌 👏 👍
'You haven't got a Hi Viz for starters'. Says the guy with no Hi Viz. Must be laugh a minute in that place.
That manager's shirt buttons are on danger money.
What a vile company. Aggressive employees, and an MD who clearly gets his trousers from Bradford Tarpaulins Ltd.
It's the dispatch people who are the problem! they should all have some sort of knowledge test about law before hiring them. Telling people you need permission from the police to fly a drone is ridiculous! 😂
Just filming in public and that happened 🤦🤷
More muppets making absolute fools of themselves
You've become my favourite auditor NA, you're getting good interactions, and there's nothing as good as when the Police come and put these know nothing idiots in their place.
Excellent, many thanks for your kind compliment ☺️
I find it amazing that there is little difference in the intellect of the security goon and the self proclaimed “owner” !!!!
You’re without doubt one of the funniest auditors.
I wait for for the moment when you’re approached with delusion that you’re even filming and then you say confidently, “I’m taking my drone up
in a minute…”…priceless comedy. 😂
You should have treated yourself to a "99" as the police had actually brough the ice cream van out.
Quite unbelievable that shirts and trousers are available in that shape & size! 😉
A boiler suit might be more practice.
A local Circus raffled off an old Big Top Tent🎉
Then they moved the out of work 🤡🤡🤡 there.
Fish licence? Monty Python 😂
The bloke (owner?) should apologise to you and buy some of the footage off you. Well done bud 👍🇬🇧
"I was on the phone with police and they say you are breaking the law" is a beloved classic line since the infamous Golden Wonder audit more than 10 years ago. Brings back nice memories.
Is the GW video considered the very first audit?
@@iadoredavey In the UK it's probably the first "audit" that gained some notable publicity. In the US there may be a few earlier audits, but the GW one is still incredibly funny and very British. "I have no intention of shifting!" 😄
Another absolute classic! You handled yourself with the usual composure that we love to see. Great audit! 👍
Cheers 🥂
The ninja smoke bomb cracked me up NA 😂😂😂
Like a ninja 😉
One behind every gate, sometimes two!! Quality staff are VERY hard to find! Wise police, at last!
Wise police at last If they were wise they wouldnt have turned up in the first place 😡👊🏴
True, but control sends them.@@howardelder4411
Great editing. Love the sound effects 👍🏼 Always enjoy your vids…..keep ‘em coming 👍🏼
It’s too cold 🥶 to fly a drone 😂😂😂
Man down phone is a safety system for lone worker protection. e.g. If a persons wearing the system trps and falls and the system detects no movement it will automatically ring a dedicated call centre to call others to check the individuals status.
Dave is obviously a class one gate closer. Good work on walking and talking at the same time Dave !
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Watching this with interest as I bought myself a little drone and the first thing that strikes me is why is this company so uptight about filming the premises.
What are they hiding from the British public ?
The security guard admits he,s seen enough footage over the Internet but hadn't learnt anything from it. Security guards should know the law and when they make false accusations that could be grounds for dismissal. The very least they should be done for wasting police time if they call them out.
So that's all the owner had to say was watch going to close to certain structures.
Thanks for this video.
They're not necessarily hiding anything buy it's "their" site and they want control. They don't have control of course and they don't like it, not one little bit.
Your content is brilliant pal. I love the close ups & comedy, most of the time I'm pissing myself laughing 😂
Excellent video. I love it when they are so convinced they are right but have no data. You disagree and they have nowhere to go.
I love these night flights. Very unique feature. Keep up the good work.
Any update with your kimble repair
Gets me all the time when you say "I'm gonna disappear like a ninja"👤 😂😂
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I love the way you make em fall for your shpill 😆 🤣 cracks me up when you tell not to ring the cop's and they do it 😅😅😅
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Haha cool drone footages love it my man Northern Audits Big up to you👍👍👍
Much appreciated cheers 🥂
So sure of themselves yet you didn't get arrested and the drone wasn't siezed. How small must the big man be feeling when he sees this vid?
Beautifully done. You and DJ are my faves
Cheers 🥂 I watch DJ too
As always great video keep up the great work. 👍
Cheers 🥂
2019: Eat ze pets.
2021: Eat ze bugs.
2024: Eat ze slime.
Having said that you're 100% not allowed to send a drone over the property, he'll probably have to re-think what 100% means.