This entire set was insanely good.. So so clever, didn't miss once. Mr Patterson hats off to you. Baffling how so much mediocre comedy manages to find it's way to massive audiences.. Netflix obviously a case in point.. when the comedy scene has talent like this. So happy to have come across this.. You're a very gifted comic👏🏼
A real comedian in a sea of wannabes. So many others I see on UA-cam are what you might call cargo cult comedy. They have grasped what stand up looks like but not the substance. They know how to talk in a comedian voice but not what an actual joke is. More of this guy please.
Dude, what you find funny others may not and vice versa. It's as simple as that it doesn't need to go into detail you're. I really doubt you're a psychiatrist. And you know how the human brain works and who everybody is based off their personality. So so simply sthing when people put their opinions in such as you did. It's beyond annoying. You're acting like you're some 12 star critic in comedy. No one cares what you think it is what it is. What it is, it's comedy. People will laugh what they want to laugh at. That's why there's room for so much coming the point that you get annoyed or Offended or threatened, you're literally killing everybody else's vibe. Because no one cares what you think. Personally, it's not in and judging on your comment. It really isn't about what they look like dude. It's about the comedy and it's sickening that you put it that way. You're the one thinking that way. Because this guy looked a certain way. And because he made you laugh now you wanna say something like this? You're sick And you're what's wrong with the country people like you stop trying to Groom groom everybody Into your way of thinking.
I’m a server, and it always confuses me when a table doesn’t pray over the appetizer, but pray over the entrees. I’m standing there trying to set down the rest of their meal and they’re holding hands. I’m just standing there with plates that are burning my arms til they’re done.
It's because it's performative. Making sure you're seen praying before you eat doesn't matter to those who actually get Jesus, it's for performative Christians to signal to other performative Christians that they're a part of the group.
Wow, I just watched this randomly, and this guy is fuckin' terrific. I like the slower, measured style of the jokes. His style is unique, and dare I say a little bit sexy, eh? I watch a lot of comedy, so that I can go badly do a "tight 5" every weekend lol, but this one kinda stuck out to me. James has his own style, and hey, I'm fuckin' about it, man. I'd like to see more of this guy.
Is he related to the philosopher Doug Patterson? Look similar, voice similar, and philosophical diction is uncommon, even among enthusiastic, elite undergraduates. (“logical qualifiers”; they are symbols denoting numbers of objects 0 to All)
ok, the fire is not trying to shoot the fireman let alone push for country wide hatred of firemen. in fact when the fireman shows up, people are always happy to see them
It was uncovered in communications between the people involved that they actually intended to fly the planes into the buildings at a point which would cause them to "topple" over onto the streets below. They also intended to do it during morning rush hour when the streets would be filled with people. Flights got delayed things didn't go to plan. But their plan was actually much much worse than what happened. Another plane was intended for the white house and never made it. People don't realize how unlucky and lucky we were in the same day. It was a good joke though it works
@@ZZ-sb8os this has nothing to do with intelligence its about better story telling. but go ahead tell yourself whatever u need to to help u sleep at night
- James Scott Patterson ♥️ . Who are the folks whom . . . m a y N O T . . . find this guy to be funny ? ? ? ? Conspiracists who will S W E A R on the Holy Bible that the mass transit bus that they were riding on . . . in route to a wet t - shirt contest . . . was being driven by Sasquatch . -
Is his extended family in the crowd giving support laughes.... either that or random people on mushrooms.laugjs are over the top to mediocre punches.dont get me wrong hes pretty damn funny.peeps even laughing before the punch. I get a straggling laugh from the last joke but people be bursting out at his pauses before the punch.i dont know y i care
Very strange comedian. He has a remarkably slow paced delivery and waits a long time for laughter. I was not remotely amused by his routine on mass murder. Not funny. I only watched his full video because I was bored and had nothing better to do than just go to bed. I did not feel compelled to laugh at any point. Now I’m heading for bed while wondering why I watched the whole video.
This sounds like the yelp review of an angry, right-wing, 40 somethin' housewife who didn't like the waiter taking a cigarette break during his 16 hour shift while you were there wanting more lemons. Lady, I hope all you get in life is lemons. You are a lemon.
stopped watching when he used twisted logic on police shootings. "police got nervous shouldnt be a defense"? when someone is threatening a sane person, the correct response is to become nervous. Otherwise, you are a psychopath without emotion. That's this guys naive solution?? Hire psychopaths as police officers? How about NOT resisting arrest or acting threatening??? Sure there is a rare unjustified shooting but we as a society must be tolerant of this. MEANING, dont blame 10 million officers on the action of a number in the single digits. Or do away with police. Its Utilitarianism versus Kantianism. Or, you think the US would be better without the imperfect police??? Or are we better with the police system that we have?? ...and I dont particularly like police officers. I'm a fairly large and I think I intimidate police officers. I'm probably not too large for them to concede to, and not small enough for them to pity. Whatever the case, I dread any interaction with police. ...but I detest illogical liberals misinterpreting statistics and making everything out to be about race. You dont solve any problems. You make them worse, by influencing others who dont think logically and helping create angry mobs.
This entire set was insanely good.. So so clever, didn't miss once. Mr Patterson hats off to you. Baffling how so much mediocre comedy manages to find it's way to massive audiences.. Netflix obviously a case in point.. when the comedy scene has talent like this. So happy to have come across this.. You're a very gifted comic👏🏼
A real comedian in a sea of wannabes. So many others I see on UA-cam are what you might call cargo cult comedy. They have grasped what stand up looks like but not the substance. They know how to talk in a comedian voice but not what an actual joke is. More of this guy please.
An unusually insightful commentary
Dude, what you find funny others may not and vice versa. It's as simple as that it doesn't need to go into detail you're. I really doubt you're a psychiatrist. And you know how the human brain works and who everybody is based off their personality. So so simply sthing when people put their opinions in such as you did. It's beyond annoying. You're acting like you're some 12 star critic in comedy. No one cares what you think it is what it is. What it is, it's comedy. People will laugh what they want to laugh at. That's why there's room for so much coming the point that you get annoyed or Offended or threatened, you're literally killing everybody else's vibe. Because no one cares what you think. Personally, it's not in and judging on your comment. It really isn't about what they look like dude. It's about the comedy and it's sickening that you put it that way. You're the one thinking that way. Because this guy looked a certain way. And because he made you laugh now you wanna say something like this? You're sick And you're what's wrong with the country people like you stop trying to Groom groom everybody Into your way of thinking.
Absolutely top-notch - honestly, some of the best standup I've seen all year - instant classic, and you deserve a bigger platform!
There are some great laughers in the audience! You too sir are a great comedian ! 🎉
@7:40 I've never identified more with a joke in my entire 42 years of living, THANK YOU!
"I would be shooting at bees" is such a hilarious visual
This guy had me laughing so hard. Timing is spot on!
Cold .... Dry .... Brutal .... Excellent !
This guy is a hoot
I've come back to this special so many times. Very likely Special of the Year for me.
I’m a server, and it always confuses me when a table doesn’t pray over the appetizer, but pray over the entrees. I’m standing there trying to set down the rest of their meal and they’re holding hands. I’m just standing there with plates that are burning my arms til they’re done.
They're being disrespectful and intrusive
It's because it's performative. Making sure you're seen praying before you eat doesn't matter to those who actually get Jesus, it's for performative Christians to signal to other performative Christians that they're a part of the group.
He's a league of his own. Just WOW❤
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This guy is boldly . . . " " D I F F E R E N T " " . . .
. . . A N D . . . Funny . 👍 ✅️ Bravo ✅️ 👍 ! ! !
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50k for all of Fenway Park? Best quote I've got so far 👍🏽🤣
Brilliant work
Brilliant material, exquisite delivery!
Keep up the hilarious work!
Epic, killed it
That was great! And original! So rare.
Halfway through and he’s a comedic satire genius!
I completely lost my shit on fish tanks and dictators. It's a brilliant stand-up.
That was really good! My kind of humor.
This was great!
great show
Great set!
Great work
1 liner perfectionist. Love it
The best.
I LOVE THIS! SO FUNNY!! 🤣
excellent material, deep smart hilarious start to finish
Very funny, amazing the directions he takes the audience breaking all taboos hilarious
Dude! His bit about the hotness scale?! Omg. So thought provoking. Makes so much sense. 😳 ❤M
this dude is gold
Let’s goooo!! 🎉❤😊
Hysterical
You got my thumbs up with the 9/11 jokes, great work
fantastic😂😂😂
Cerebral 🎉🎉🎉observant😂😂😂Bigfoot😂
Great shit.
Holy eff! This was delightful.
The audience getting tense when he mentioned Jim from Huck Finn was hilarious. 😅😅
30:24 - this joke is our reality
Is $775 a good price for dungeon rental?
Wonderful….
That Jesus age gap difference of “1980” DID NOT get enough laughs!!! 😤 That was a great joke. Never heard it before. 👏🏼 🔥 ❤M
9:12 😂😂 2020 proved that
Wow, I just watched this randomly, and this guy is fuckin' terrific.
I like the slower, measured style of the jokes. His style is unique, and dare I say a little bit sexy, eh?
I watch a lot of comedy, so that I can go badly do a "tight 5" every weekend lol, but this one kinda stuck out to me. James has his own style, and hey, I'm fuckin' about it, man. I'd like to see more of this guy.
There is a George Carlin vibe
54:36 😂😂😂😂
Great set.
Good dark comedy.
.. And yes i agree, he would definitely make a Great mass murderer, i just know it in my bones.
Brilliant!
Very entertaining.
Is he related to the philosopher Doug Patterson?
Look similar, voice similar, and philosophical diction is uncommon, even among enthusiastic, elite undergraduates. (“logical qualifiers”; they are symbols denoting numbers of objects 0 to All)
Ok,
I will email Doug.
brilliant commentary on the ineptitude of terrorists lol
I'm only at 5 min 10 sec and I'm like😂😂😂😂😂😂 ❤fkn awesome
Hilarious
You merely adopted the darkness.... 🐙
Why do you say that?
@@romelleabdulaleem283 playing on his joke about darkness in reference to Batman
SO FUNNY!
ok, the fire is not trying to shoot the fireman let alone push for country wide hatred of firemen.
in fact when the fireman shows up, people are always happy to see them
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They -- Are -- Called -- " " J o k e s " " .
Your Self - Righteous -- Indignation . . .
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Prolly cuz their not lighting people on fire.
So so good, this made my long shitty night at work disappear.
69th comment (nice)
Got here from Facebook reels man you are a genius, watching the special now.
What year is this from? I've heard it before
Funny guy. But re cryptobiology, gorillas were once dismissed as imaginary folklore.
It was uncovered in communications between the people involved that they actually intended to fly the planes into the buildings at a point which would cause them to "topple" over onto the streets below. They also intended to do it during morning rush hour when the streets would be filled with people. Flights got delayed things didn't go to plan. But their plan was actually much much worse than what happened. Another plane was intended for the white house and never made it. People don't realize how unlucky and lucky we were in the same day. It was a good joke though it works
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Calling the police. Brb
😄👏☺️
cut a couple jokes to make room for some segways between jokes and this special goes from good to great
Don't at all do this. Don't dumb your humor down one bit with unnecessary *segues*.
@@ZZ-sb8os its not dumbing down anything to smooth out the flow of a set. its just better story telling and improves engagement with the audience
@@Delta-gr2gq I hate to be blunt about it, but some people are intelligent enough not to need segues...and some people aren't. Have a wonderful day!
@@ZZ-sb8os this has nothing to do with intelligence its about better story telling. but go ahead tell yourself whatever u need to to help u sleep at night
This guys wickedly funny!
Names too long though.
Ill call him jimbo patterson 🤣🤣
When you order an Anthony Jeselnik from Wish
Their styles couldn't be more different. What are you on about?
Didn't this guy-person rite a book to?
That James Patterson is 76 yrs old.
I give up. Too mant ads.
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James Scott Patterson ♥️ . Who are the folks
whom . . . m a y N O T . . . find this guy to be
funny ? ? ? ? Conspiracists who will S W E A R
on the Holy Bible that the mass transit bus that
they were riding on . . . in route to a wet t - shirt
contest . . . was being driven by Sasquatch .
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Is his extended family in the crowd giving support laughes.... either that or random people on mushrooms.laugjs are over the top to mediocre punches.dont get me wrong hes pretty damn funny.peeps even laughing before the punch. I get a straggling laugh from the last joke but people be bursting out at his pauses before the punch.i dont know y i care
NXKRCD 🙁
Very strange comedian. He has a remarkably slow paced delivery and waits a long time for laughter. I was not remotely amused by his routine on mass murder. Not funny. I only watched his full video because I was bored and had nothing better to do than just go to bed. I did not feel compelled to laugh at any point. Now I’m heading for bed while wondering why I watched the whole video.
This sounds like the yelp review of an angry, right-wing, 40 somethin' housewife who didn't like the waiter taking a cigarette break during his 16 hour shift while you were there wanting more lemons. Lady, I hope all you get in life is lemons. You are a lemon.
but di earth is flat mr. 80s retrō
The audience ruined this for me
an ad every 45 seconds is disgustimg
M
stopped watching when he used twisted logic on police shootings. "police got nervous shouldnt be a defense"? when someone is threatening a sane person, the correct response is to become nervous. Otherwise, you are a psychopath without emotion. That's this guys naive solution?? Hire psychopaths as police officers? How about NOT resisting arrest or acting threatening??? Sure there is a rare unjustified shooting but we as a society must be tolerant of this. MEANING, dont blame 10 million officers on the action of a number in the single digits. Or do away with police. Its Utilitarianism versus Kantianism. Or, you think the US would be better without the imperfect police??? Or are we better with the police system that we have?? ...and I dont particularly like police officers. I'm a fairly large and I think I intimidate police officers. I'm probably not too large for them to concede to, and not small enough for them to pity. Whatever the case, I dread any interaction with police. ...but I detest illogical liberals misinterpreting statistics and making everything out to be about race. You dont solve any problems. You make them worse, by influencing others who dont think logically and helping create angry mobs.
Lost me when joking about 9/11, and the rest. Just not funny
Pretty solid set. Hope he carries on
Wrote a letter begging for money....yawn
Not listening to more yt ignorance