side note - seems like you were mentioned in a Jordan Peterson video - ua-cam.com/video/laSK7Pxh0_8/v-deo.html (maybe this is common knowledge??) do you have that video on your channel? the Jordan Peterson one, that would be funny.
I’d love to see more of the audiences reaction after the rap. I’ll never get back that first time realising you are a wizard with words but I could watch so many other people have that first time. If I didn’t have UA-cam premium I’d even watch an ad to see it.
I thought for sure with that Pinnochio Tinder matter he was gonna drop a line in there about facesitting much to my chagrin. But that was probably the best one I've seen.
The illiterate Harry Potter bit is unbelievably good. "win this war" as in the war against illiteracy is so clever. However, rhyming "Stephen Fry" with "Erudite British guy" is my favorite line. Thank you so much for uploading these!
That’s standard for the brain. It’s the reason you can walk, talk, and why tongue twisters are difficult. You have to make another sound in the next word but make it in the word before, too early. He’s perfected it and with rap, but it would be hilarious to go about your day if the brain wasn’t planning anything beforehand.
This one might be your best work so far. And this time you included the entire crowd reaction right up to the bit where the host comes back on the stage. No more stopping at the vinegar strokes, but a most explosive release of spaff. What a tremendous relief.
I’ve been saying this for years,this guy is so clever and talented. How on earth can his brain think this fast? If I had 24 hours I still couldn’t come up with any content. 👍 🇬🇧
Your work is always good, but this was definitely top notch. I wish you were performing anywhere near San Diego :( We used to have a club called "The Comedy Palace" and I was going to try and sell you on performing there with "something something British guy something something The Monarchy something something palace"...but they closed in 2021 and now it's called Mic Drop.
Aww I get real emotional when I read all the great comments (I was gonna say "dead" instead of "real") but you would have easily guessed where I was from) 😊😊
Why do so many people mention Harry Mack? Intellectually, he's not even on the same playing field as Chris. Just drop it. They will never do a show together.
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side note - seems like you were mentioned in a Jordan Peterson video - ua-cam.com/video/laSK7Pxh0_8/v-deo.html (maybe this is common knowledge??) do you have that video on your channel? the Jordan Peterson one, that would be funny.
Pinocchio and Tinder was only going to go in one direction 😂
I thought he was going to rub his wood on tinder and make a fire 😂
This guy nose what's up.
@@OverkillSD “Nose” I see what you did there! 😂
@@briondalion someone will ruin it
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how to grand slam the final bar of a freestyle rap. That one went hard, Chris. It’s just gets better every time.
I’d love to see more of the audiences reaction after the rap. I’ll never get back that first time realising you are a wizard with words but I could watch so many other people have that first time.
If I didn’t have UA-cam premium I’d even watch an ad to see it.
Love that you're laughing at the end of the rap 😂
Ace as always Chris!
Why don't you have millions of subscribers!! I've been following you couple of years now, I don't get it. You're genius.
That was fantastic!!! Well done and cheers for sharing!!
one of the best so far!!
Speechless.
Stop making me fill up my playlists with your videos! I haven’t laughed like that in a while, thanks for that! ❤
the joins were seamless....brilliant!
One of the best I’ve seen - that was phenomenal!
By far the best, again
This dude is awsome😂
That was incredible! 😂
I thought for sure with that Pinnochio Tinder matter he was gonna drop a line in there about facesitting much to my chagrin. But that was probably the best one I've seen.
This is the best he’s done 🎉
One of your best.
Its crazy how I am amazed by these vids every week. The combination of freestyle and comedy talent is so unique !!! Any shows planned in Tokyo?
The illiterate Harry Potter bit is unbelievably good.
"win this war" as in the war against illiteracy is so clever. However, rhyming "Stephen Fry" with "Erudite British guy" is my favorite line.
Thank you so much for uploading these!
amazing
Best one in a while, mate!
Where have they been hiding this dude?! 😂❤ dope.
Hahahahaha: Damn Chris you go HARD, NASTY and FUNNY as hell!
Kudos for the wooden ending
When you heard pinnochio and tinder i know what you were thinking.😂
Smoked that shit as usual 😂
hahah hes fun
Always Toasted White Bread.🐨👍
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Some of the worst suggestions in forever, ugh. But Chris kills it as usual.
I wonder what his IQ is ? It must be in the genius bracket. He is amazing.
the North Carolina woman was hot, I hope she gave Chris her number xD
I really don't understand how do you don't have more views. Like you offended someone who's blocking your content or something 😅
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Love how he laughs at his own joke before he says it, because his brain's already two steps in front.
That’s standard for the brain. It’s the reason you can walk, talk, and why tongue twisters are difficult. You have to make another sound in the next word but make it in the word before, too early. He’s perfected it and with rap, but it would be hilarious to go about your day if the brain wasn’t planning anything beforehand.
You'd think with time one would get used to his talent, but my god this was brilliant
This one might be your best work so far. And this time you included the entire crowd reaction right up to the bit where the host comes back on the stage. No more stopping at the vinegar strokes, but a most explosive release of spaff. What a tremendous relief.
Probably the best one Ive heard him do. Nailed the hell out of that.
Just about every one is better than the previous, he's crazy!
The part about the Mexicans in Texas was fire
today i have decided that eminem is not the rap god. chris turner is!!
My man's confused, but he's got the spirit
I’ve been saying this for years,this guy is so clever and talented. How on earth can his brain think this fast? If I had 24 hours I still couldn’t come up with any content. 👍 🇬🇧
"Jesus Christ depravity, I cant bellieve the cats, oh, yes is macavity. " love it
Unbelievable! Any co-starring comedians must feel hopelessly inadequate following that.
Love this guy!
Holy shit this one was so fire 🔥
Everytime fire
Erudite…great word! Love the word, but I don’t use it in crowds. Helluva word to rap! Great as always!
Your work is always good, but this was definitely top notch. I wish you were performing anywhere near San Diego :(
We used to have a club called "The Comedy Palace" and I was going to try and sell you on performing there with "something something British guy something something The Monarchy something something palace"...but they closed in 2021 and now it's called Mic Drop.
This is in my top 10 easy!😊
That reading section was hilarious XD
Tremendous! 2024 is the year Chris surpasses 1M subs, I can sense it. Come on guys, let's make it happen!
Amazing any rap Chris does with Pinocchio is goated for some reason
Rapgod!
This dude knows so many things...how does he think Pastor is beef?
I wanna see you and Harry Mack trade freestyles indefinitely
Lol U had me in stitches my fav was the Al Pacino one until this
why isnt there a tripple like button
Awesome, one of the very best!
Aww I get real emotional when I read all the great comments (I was gonna say "dead" instead of "real") but you would have easily guessed where I was from) 😊😊
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gaaadd damn!!!!!!! 😂😂😂
It would be so fun to see you and hmack collab
hmack is lame in comparison. All he does is say his own name.
@@andershall6774i take it you havent seen harry mack in ages.
Why do so many people mention Harry Mack? Intellectually, he's not even on the same playing field as Chris. Just drop it. They will never do a show together.
@@PhatChinLol. You truly have no clue what you are talking about.
@@andershall6774You’re clearly trolling