You left out the Stevie wonder one and the one where he says, “you need to wear white gloves when you eat dark chocolate so you don’t bite your own fingers” 💀💀
The best jokes come from trauma. 11:59!? Under the bed!? This is from a man who didn’t know he was dark skinned until he left Ghana. He knows his origination, so he has the confidence to make fun of himself but still have high confidence.
Yeah in a bunch of podcasts too, I'm also pretty sure ralphie may made the joke about midnight and 11:59 first. Actually I'm pretty sure it was from austintacios which was early 2000s
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When the lights are off “I didn’t see you there” is taken very seriously When he went to the zoo he got the premium pass to the monkey exhibit He’s so black when the Symbiote was looking Venom thought bro was already a host 💀💀💀
Lol “one guy told me I looked like under the bed”
I died at that one n the “no bright 💡 ideas” one 😂
Con said that 😂 From Wild n Out
😭😭
Nigga😂😂😂😂😂
Man! Hearing an African tell black jokes hits harder 🤣🤣
ong bro 😂
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yea cause they black
Foreal bro 😭
Well all y'all black folks are the same 😅
They said “Stevie Wonder see me everyday” lmao
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Bro 🤣
And that MFer dont see shit LOL
"That mf dont see shit"
Now that's dark as f*ck 😂😂😂
I’ve seen over 100,000 people that are darker than him😭
Just Curious, who is the Darkest Person in the World 🌎?
@@jo100probably some Indian guy
11:59 💀
OUT OF TOWN 💀💀💀
Logans laugh got me 🤣 🤣 🤣
Love Logan, Mike and Janko’s fake laughs😂
lol the difference between you and midnight is 11:59 PM
Bro I saw him in a purge movie bro that shit was so funny , love this man he is so funny
Everyone says that to me and also they call me micheal blackson because my name is jackson
Man I first thought he was a shadow but when I looked closer he was a invisible person with a shadow
Funniest video i ever seen 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
This man tells the same damn jokes🙄
Hey you look like how i prefer to have my chocolate
😂
You would be surprised how unracist america is until you go to like Japan or anywhere in Asia really
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@@ezrazentor7725 it’s not you can find videos of black people in Asia it’s chilling and random Asian people screaming the N-word at them
@@theklown8820 you can do that in America too
@@ezrazentor7725 no tf you can’t you woul get shot
"the difference between me and midnight is 11:59" had me dead 💀🤣
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Rip 🙏🙏🎂
That’s wrong !!
When God let there be light i was out of town 🤣🤣
This bit is 12 yrs old but he still rocks it 😂😂
"you look like you have no bright ideas" had me dead
“They said when god said let there be light I was out of” had me dead yo
It's a dark humor😂😂😂
He just kept going😂
There's 5 more
Because it’s literally from his stand up comedy act… I know it may look off the dome but it’s not.. this mf says the same jokes over and over again
You left out the Stevie wonder one and the one where he says, “you need to wear white gloves when you eat dark chocolate so you don’t bite your own fingers” 💀💀
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🔥 You should help write his jokes for him
And "they said when I sh*t i think my d**ck falls off"
@@ChristianRaymondFilmsthose are his jokes
“The difference between me and midnight is 11:59”💀im dead💀
The fact that he's been telling this same joke for 20 years and they are laughing like this is new material is amazing. 👏🏾 🤣😳😑🥱 #gtfoh #shitiscorny
bro it’s the same combo of jokes and it works
Always a hater, why ppl like u gotta hate? U jealous? Get up and go hustle like he did, instead u sit on da phone and hate
I'm surprised you didn't keep the "Stevie Wonder" Sees Me EVERYDAY CLIP🤣🤣🤣 MY FAVORITE
“das dark asf, dat mudda fukka don see shit”
@@jackclay9145 🤣🤣🤣
The darker the better. You go, man!
That blue outfit looks dope with his complexion
I bet if he stood up against a wall he'd look like an alley 🤣
lets bring back to in humanity guys... we must love one another no matter what color of our skin... but this is drop dead hilarious🤣🤣🤣
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He said “shut up mannnnnn😂😂😂😂😂
Bro kept on going 💀
As a super dark skinned man I approve this message
You've probably been roasted more than a couple of times then
.... OK, not the best choice of words, but you get the idea 😅😅
The 11:59 had me rollin
What does it mean?
“When god said let there be light, i was outta town” African Christian here, im laughing my lungs out 🤣🙏🏿
If you look really hard you can see his eyes moving... its funny af
I love dark humour
Just a roast... "Michael Blackson, The One and Only 'King of Poop'."
He blacker than me fo sure 😂 Blackson funny af
Holy shit he’s funny! Next he’ll be quoting “your mama” jokes
Sup Unh Unh I ain't going down there. Day Day, 'Fo Day out there , wearing a car wrap. Miss Me? 4
Proud 👏🏿 of my darkness
I know how it feels
As an adult this is funny, but be a kid and been told this to you? Uhhh
The best jokes come from trauma.
11:59!? Under the bed!? This is from a man who didn’t know he was dark skinned until he left Ghana. He knows his origination, so he has the confidence to make fun of himself but still have high confidence.
Logan was just like"shut up man"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love Michael blackson but this is like the 700th time doing this exact bit, word for word
Yeah in a bunch of podcasts too, I'm also pretty sure ralphie may made the joke about midnight and 11:59 first. Actually I'm pretty sure it was from austintacios which was early 2000s
This guy is killing it 😆👌🏻
Repent and believe the Gospel of the LORD KING JESUS CHRIST and thou shalt be saved!! The Rapture is very very soon, could even be this month, this week, or today! Turn to the LORD JESUS CHRIST and His immense Influence outpouring love, grace, and mercy that He has for you, for judgement must come and we all need salvation found in the LORD JESUS CHRIST to be saved from wrath and judged for your sins. In order to get to Heaven, you have to be born-again, saved, you get saved and become born-again by repenting of your sins and turning to CHRIST JESUS and believing His Gospel and accepting Him as your personal LORD AND SAVIOUR by confessing JESUS CHRIST IS LORD!! KING JESUS CHRIST IS LORD GOD and He loves you so so much, He died for your sins, shed His perfect precious Blood for you, me and every single one of us for all of our sins past, present, and future and rose again for you, me, ALL of us and ALL of our sins, past, present, and future, the LORD JESUS CHRIST loves you very much! The absolutely most incomparably vital and by far the absolutely most important thing in life is to repent and believe the Gospel Of JESUS CHRIST to be saved. If you are reading this right now, it doesn't matter who you are or what you have done in your life, if you are currently reading this, please be saved today, there's no more time to waste, time to waste is up and done! It's the best and by far the absolutely most vital and absolutely most important decision you'll make in your entire life and eternity; accepting CHRIST JESUS as your LORD AND SAVIOUR KING GOD MESSIAH and EVERYTHING! This is the Gospel; The LORD KING JESUS CHRIST loves you so so much that He came down from Heaven, lived the perfect life that we cannot live by ourselves, He died on a cross at Calvary for you, me, and ALL of us and ALL of our sins, and He rose again from the grave 3 days afterwards, conquering death, hell, sin, the devil, all evil, and condemnation. He's waiting for you to accept Him and come to Him with open arms in a genuine personal relationship and there's no other love ever like His since He loves you eternally and infinitely so believe in the LORD GOD KING JESUS CHRIST YESHUA HAMASHIACH, receive His HOLY SPIRIT that will dwell in you, change you, lead you, guide you, and be your absolute best friend as GOD the HOLY SPIRIT just alongside CHRIST JESUS the Son Of GOD, GOD incarnate, also finally GOD the FATHER, which those 3 together make the HOLY TRINITY; GOD THE FATHER YHWH JEHOVAH, GOD THE SON CHRIST JESUS YESHUA HAMASHIACH, AND GOD THE HOLY SPIRIT, the one and only true GOD. I love you but nowhere near as much as GOD. Repent by believing in the LORD GOD KING JESUS CHRIST and thou shalt be saved, and once you tell JESUS that you believe in Him and genuinely trust in Him by inviting Him into your heart, you are sealed unto the Day of Redemption and you cannot lose your salvation in CHRIST JESUS and He will help you live for Him with His HOLY SPIRIT Amen, the Rapture is the Day of Redemption also which is so extremely very soon and He does not want you or anybody to be left behind nor me nor you do. GOD bless you and KING JESUS CHRIST IS LORD GOD. ✝️👑🦁🕍💒🙌🏻🙏🏻❤️❤️🔥💞💯💖
John 3:16 (KJV) - 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
John 14:6 (KJV) - 6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
Romans 10:9-10 (KJV) - 9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. 10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.
Ephesians 2:8-9 (KJV) - 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.
1 Timothy 2:5 (KJV) - 5 For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;
Revelation 1:7-8 (KJV) - 7 Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen. 8 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty.
When the lights are off “I didn’t see you there” is taken very seriously
When he went to the zoo he got the premium pass to the monkey exhibit
He’s so black when the Symbiote was looking Venom thought bro was already a host 💀💀💀
Wesley snipes laughing in the background 😂
All fair enough trying this comedy... but the same race of people get all butthurt about it
I'm from.america and I was told I was ugly and had big lips. They told me don't give me no.lip service.
"u look like u have no bright ideas" man I'm dead laughing on the floor
Low key was waiting for “you look like a 2K character that hasn’t been unlocked yet”
That’s very sad . Black people especially should know their roots their are different shades of black and all shades are beautiful ❤❤
Oh my god
when God said let there be light ‘I was out'a town’ 😂🚼
I have a cousin, we call him midnight. He's darker than Micheal. He's so black he's blue. And he's BEAUTIFUL!!!
Love blackson, can’t stand Logan. Wish Tyson woulda knocked him out. I can’t wait till his next fight, hope he loses
The difference between Chocolate and Dark chocolate
They dirty for those jokes bro 💀💀💀💀
When god said let their be light,i was out of town 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Stop recycling 10 years jokes. It's not funny you ain't funny no more.
Haha haha 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 shut up man shutup I can't keep laughing fake laughing like this
I support Michael Blackson... He is a great person....
Bro is not from Africa his people are
This ninja was born In Philly 🤦♂️
I know Caucasians are enjoying this! They love it when we put ourselves down!
Ive heard these jokes about 20 years ago in the hood. Im still trying to find him funny.
“I look like I have no bright ideas” man 😕
Them shoes was on fire from all that tap dancing.
he has been telling the same dumb jokes for 10 years. youtube gfys.
Don't forget the best part
"Stevie Wonder sees me in his dreams. That motherf***er don't see sh*t"
You came to the united states ......America is the continent not a country
I love him😂😂😂😂😂
The fake laughter is soo noticeble its insane...
Soul Brother ✔️, right on 👍 🖤 😄😄😄😄😄
Hes not black though hes just a real dark brown
I was out of town. 😂😂😂😂
This guy is hilarious lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m weak as hell right now!!!
ngl I this guy confused with acon
This is so funny. I watched it so many times.
That’s right… Keep pandering
One guy told me i look like under the bed😂😂😂😂 you
Hmm...I don't find him funny at alll 😂
Why he wearing tarpaulin?
He has been here since the 80s... Is his accent real or fake
this man got the Rarest insults right in the face he literally got burnt💀
Nahhh 😂🤣🤣😭
When god said let there be light he was out of town
He looks nice imo I love his complexion
He from Pennsylvania
Well .. all of his jokes are 'Dark'.
He uses the same jokes on every show
oh his accent is different lol
The staff in the background laughing so hard!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😆
No bright ideas😂😎
Does he wear sunglasses?
This clip is so overused