What the Hell Happened This Week? - Week Of 11/15/21 | The Daily Show
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- Опубліковано 10 чер 2024
- Stopping drunk driving with new technology. John Mayer gets death threats. Gas prices soar. Here’s what happened this week. #DailyShow
0:00 - WHY GAS PRICES ARE SO DAMN HIGH
5:59 - FLU SHOT DEBATES, RUSSIA’S MISSILE TEST MESS, THE AHMAUD ARBERY TRIAL & STOPPING DRUNK DRIVING
17:49 - STAPLES CENTER IS NOW CRYPTO.COM ARENA & A TAYLOR SWIFT FAN THREATENS
JOHN MAYER
22:44 - CHINESE TENNIS STAR VANISHES & RUSSIA IS BACK ON ITS BULLS**T
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😂😂he wrote that “no more black pastors” speech, practiced it, and still decided say it out loud 😂😂
@A P Reach harder and cope, I hope you have a happier life.
I say every pastor, priest, rabbi or imam in that entire state should come and sit in that gallery! Black, White, Asian, Latino, Christian, Muslim, Hindu, EVERYONE!!!
Pack that gallery with the Lord’s people!!!
That would actually be awesome, lol
But they all have different gods and understandings of religion
hard nowadays to discern Who is real, tho
@@kingloui9819 All understand Love.
humph…now where have I read a similar suggestion 🤔😏
😂 at 0:18 "Hanging out the passenger seat of their best friend's ride tryin' to hollar at me." I wonder how many people caught that reference 😁
😁 my homie hated flirting from my co-pilot's seat when this was fresh.
Girls clowning and he's frowning.😂
made me smile.
NoOO scruUUUbs
Probably quite a few. Especially with the rhythmic way he said it. Also, *holler
🚔 look out! ⚠🚨Spell patrol alert! 🚓
😀
"This is not my floor but I'm getting out"
Pretty much how I feel 24/7
Me too, just want to never go outside and associate with people anymore. Too much hate, and ignorant, just too much to deal with and harder to stay sober.
my internal monologue
4:10 food
@@marisolaquino719 that sounds like a *YOU* issue
Glad to see I'm not the only one.
Lol 😂
In India Farmers protest has got its victory.All three farm laws will be repealed,govt announced yesterday.Thank you trevor for talking about it
Who is hurting who I don't get it Belarus or Poland 🤔
College is too expensive
Conservatives: "That's the free market!"
Healthcare is too expensive
Conservatives: "That's the free market!"
Gas is too expensive
Conservatives: "tHiS iS cOmMuNiSm!!"
My brother had to learn Russian for his physics degree. He went to Ukraine for a month long intensive language course to brush up after decades out of use. Ukraine has a rich and beautiful culture.
And accent. I love their accent in Russian. lol
The sad thing is that the general public doesn't understand what is causing rising gas prices and will make politically idiotic decisions that will continue to make things worse.
Like voting for a half dead man who likes to smell young people a little too much haha!
Agree! Putin has the ability to manipulate prices not only for gas. I'm pretty sure he's not alone. Trump you got from him!
@@izabellahartz3384Not sure anyone understands what you're trying to say here.
@@michaelairley2015 Firstly, you cannot argue for everyone, only for yourself, and secondly, you are simply too lazy to check my information about gas pipes in Germany and also find out how some world leaders make their living. Speak for yourself, not others.
@@izabellahartz3384 Can't you understand sarcasm?
This is total BS….When we talk about green power & green energy it’s like the price goes up. No if it goes higher we just stay home like in 2007. In 2007 gas prices were near $5 a gallon. President Clinton did go into the national reserves in 1998 and our gas prices fell to.88 cents a gallon. The last thing the oil producers want is that.
Truth. They all bank on reckless spending by consumers, not frugality. They think everyone is a Black Friday shopper, think pulling strings and market manipulation will go unnoticed, and that just because Captain Freedom the Q guy is rollin' coal, that the rest of us, the MAJORITY, won't just drive less or think even harder about trading up for an EV.
They forgot the lesson of 80's cars during the oil crisis.
I'm old and have had all the vaccinations that have ever been available. No mumps, measles, polio, whooping cough, smallpox, flu, tetanus, all the hepatitis's, covid........for me. Having vaccines gives me a head start against all of these. Like having to run a 10k race with a 9.999 k head start. I may never have run the race but I'm pretty sure I can get to the finish line 10 meters away...
That's the only about 30 feet dude
What anti-vac's don't realize is how a 🐍 Snake Charmer can get bit by a cobra and not die.
Anyone that has spoke to a snake charmer and asked would tell you that they had take micro doses of the Venom and slowly work their way up to a full bite worth over x amount of time.
They build a tolerance to the venom with the goal to ultimately become immune.
Sound familiar?
@@edwardroche2480 30 ft is 29.999 feet more to be closer to a win. I would call that a decent advantage.
This is consistent with the scenario of me kicking Drumpf in the egg basket
Vs.
Drumpf kicking a Monk in the same way.
I am willing to bet that I would be walking away painlessly laughing with the Monk.
DRONE;ж;DOME 三FPV三 : my math may be off but you get the idea. Maybe about 3ft instead of 30ft but a whole lot less than 30,000 ft
"I think it's the edibles kicking in" Well if I didn't already love Desi I would now lol
That exactly what I thought! High gas prices are due to having to pay for the gas we didn’t use when we were not driving.
Lol what? 🤣 🤣
It's because the bozo in the white house has reduced production nation wide for energy sources. Plus add the fact that so many workers have been fired for not taking the jab that work in the supply chain and you get a disaster.
Plus signing that couple trillion dollar bill sure isn't going to help with the inflation part.
@@UserRobot215 how did he reduce production?
How many workers have been fired?
It isn't even 2 trillion, a quarter of it isnt new spending and its over ten years.
@@panpluto13 Yea he has nothing to do with it, it is not like shutting down all incentives for oil and putting in green energy had an impact at all.
Why would companies invest money raising production if all the oil market has a target on their backs?
@@lilosch He has everything to do with it! He shut down our main pipeline before it was finished how do people forget about this???
@@davidduitsman4916uuuhhhh where does oil come from though?
Best thing to come out of this pandemic is Trevor's afro ❤
Yes!! I 🖤 it!
His hair is stunning. Love the more casual vibe too. He nailed it filming from home.
Yeah. I like that high hair. I enjoyed Trevor's covid episodes.
Trevor Noah is the best reporter in news these days
Try Ben Shapiro. He‘s next level
@@marcustsenov853 - Ben Shapiro?? Hahahaaaaaa -- no, wait, you're *serious??*
@@marcustsenov853 Excellent (or terrible?) trolling
Trevor kept me informed without going insane especially through the Pandemic! The magic of having relevant important facts mixed with humor is EVERYTHING! 🙏🏼❤️
Besides this report because America has blown up satellites with rockets
0:19 lol NO SCRUBS!!!!!
😂😂😂
Love that song!
I’m Russian and Travis your Russian accent is 10/10🤣🤣❤️
They persued Amaud Arbery because he entered a house under construction. My father used to work in construction back in the 80's. I loved seeing how the construction progressed. We used to go tour the new houses and critique colors, design and quality. I never thought it was a crime. We were never made to feel like criminals just for touring a house. Years later because of vandalism they started to lock the hoses as soon as it was possible. Why didn't these guys put a lock on the house instead of hunting Amaud down. If I remember correctly, he went in there to get a drink of water. Something we did all the time. If there was a house under construction with running water and the house we working on didn't, we would go next door or few houses down to fill our water bottles and use the restroom since some new communities didn't have convenient stores nearby. So sad that if you're white you can do so many things amd nobody thinks nothing of it. But if your black, it's a big no no even as simple as getting a drink of water. Very sad state this country is in. You would think these things didn't happen anymore but they do. Amaud Aurbery did not even vandalize the property. He just entered it and got some water. I hope these guys get indicted like the evil monsters that they are.
You are correct. People are most always curious about construction projects. The want to see what's being built. Just like For Sale flyers attract people who aren't buying a house
@@mayc8674 dude the man who owns the property literally provided video that he didn't do anything but look. Try another one troll.
@@JRoss-zxzx definitely. Especially people considering purchasing a particular house by a particular contractor or considering hiring a contractor to for a build or remodel. Turing open sites can give a clear idea of the contractors work, skill and help a potential customer know if they are worth hiring.
@@JRoss-zxzx As a kid in the 50' s,we all used to play in the new construction sites, and would take materials from the scrap piles to build forts and Play houses. Being girls, we tried cigarettes, lipstick,looked at our older brothers Playboy's and giggled like crazy. To Of course we learned what would happen in our periods. Nobody ever came after us or said we were wrong cause the boys were doing the same thing!!
So, is the Lawyer upset that there is more than one religious person present or too many black people? I would love to hear the Lawyer explain why he doesn't want more than 1 Reverend present during an open to the public court hearing.
At one point he basically said “how many pastors does the Arbery family need?” and implied that they’d received enough comfort already. He’s an absolute lunatic, I keep wondering how he got accepted to the Bar! (Turns out he was Chairman of his local Republican Party too and has made questionable comments in the past).
Too many reverends that are black
how many jimminy crickets does America need ?? we are up to 45% sinvergüenza virus in the brains.
No…its just they have an issue against pastors who are CORRUPT and CROOKED
Can we just not use fossil fuels anymore. Let's wrk on doing that.
Ok Einstein what do you suggest, you do know electricity for vast populations needs to run on fossil fuels.
@@kyledupont7711 He wants electric cars but i do see how long it takes to charge a car whose power runs out. Approx. 20 minutes. Imagine being on a long road trip, imagine being caught in middle of highway with no charge station nearby, etc., etc..
@@kyledupont7711 We create more damage in the search for lithium than we do oil.
There isn’t a fuel shortage
Gas companies simply realised they can charge way more! It’s not a uniquely American problem
Gas in the uk is $5.12 a gallon!
6 Dollar per gallon. :D That's what we dream of in Germany. Here we pay the equivalent of $7.27 per gallon
Yikes
Italy: €1.76 per liter
😲
Dulce rants are best rants.
She seems like she'd be the most amazing best friend. XD
Ikr!
Also, to get a hug from her type is pure bliss.
I hope they have a new Pastor in that court room every day...or fill the whole room with spiritual leaders. Thag was An Unbelievable & Repulisive display of bigotry....& sad reality. 😔
The lady sitting in front of Reverend Jackson rolled her eyes... the lawyer was bored and wasted his time on the speech
"Well then there's tomorrow"
"No"
lol!
Dulce is a fkn gem ! Lol ...her reactions in the background should be permanent
She’s a goddess!
@@maryrosekent8223 you got some fabulous eyesight there Mrs Kent
@@sagebiddi
Mrs. Kent is my mother; Ms. Kent or Ms. Mary Rose works just fine for me, TMS!
OPEC says, "No." The US should have said, "Transfer all oil and gas subsidies to electric power."
Yea like why do we have to be salves to other oil corporations. We have our own oil first of all! Secondly, yes, electric.
For real, man!!! The US could be gangsta, but they're so so weeeeaaaaaaaak!!!! It drives me nuts. Both sides bow down! I'm hating them.
That would make too much sense.
died laughing Biden trying to cast a spell with magic wand 😆
They should make it a law that IF you pursue someone with the intentions of confronting them, you LOSE the right to claim self defense. These criminals claiming self defense after they were the ones pursuing the victims and getting off the hook by claiming self defense is BS!
I agree
Are all you guys blind? Did you watch the videos? Did you hear he inspired to be a medic? Since when having a sense of being a decent citizen is a crime? The PRESIDENT called him a supremacist ! Based on WHAT. Our society is doomed
Dulce looks oooo sooo sweet 😍. That brown against her skin is everything!
Thank you for explaining so clearly why the gas prices are so high! You really make everything so easy to understand and do it with charm and humor. Thank you!
"You don't want the lawd .. in the room?"
Laughed so much…. Dulce’s comments and Dry cleaning a rat 🤣🤣
I was always was wondering when is he going to mention Ethiopia. Glad you did and your understanding of the complexity of African conflicts.
Jah herb Jah love Jah rastafari adds Ababa Tucson Arizona Sonoran desert 🏜🌍🇧🇴🍄🫒🍄🌶🐳🍄🌵
You do know he’s South African, right?
Brilliant solution Dulce. “ we will let you all in for the chaos but you have to line up single file”. Like Blazing Saddles 😝
Always make me chuckle when American's complain about "high" fuel prices.
8:07 To the person snickering off camera, you have more restraint than I.
Edit: It was Dulcé.
Petition to always have Dulce in the studio 📝
The vaccine turf war is *too* real!
Actual international news!! 💜💜💜
LOVED her idea of having police officers with shots at the Capitol to prevent another insurrection!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉
yes, it is a bioweapon!
Here is an idea: Invest in public transport, make routes for cars longer and for bikes and public transport shorter. Make bike rides save. Make home office a recommendation or better make it a tax saving model. Decentralize.
Our community just built a grocery center. Across the road is a hotel, hospital and neighborhood. No walking or biking path was built for pedestrian to cross the 4 Lane road. Really poor planning!
@@annwarneka868 Mexico builds frequent pedestrian overpasses over major roads. Pedestrians really DO have the right of way here. I do not understand why the USA is such a backward country when it comes to taking care of anyone but the rich.
No no no that makes too much sense
Heres an idea, Elon Musk make Tesla cheaper, other billionaires invent electric cars so everyone uses electricity instead of gas.
This is amazing and I love Dulcé's laugh :)
"11 white guys and 1 black guy?" That is priceless, Mr. Noah!
“Trying to holler at me” 😂 the delivery 👌🏻😂
Let’s see, the oil companies are keeping up with demand that’s been slowing raising since January, and the prices are still raising. Sounds more like super profit recovery.
@Dmon ! Been from CA to NY, wasn’t a closed gas station or line anywhere. The roads are packed!
Of course if you’re town is experiencing shortages, guess that’s your experience and there may be shortages somewhere.
@@freshencounter it is not a shortage of open gas station but a shortage of supplies I.e. the oil to make the gas. OPEC is pulling less oil out of their rigs, so supply and demand takes affect they have less to offer and all those gas stations you are talking about will have to pay more to supply all those cars you see packing the roads. Think about the price of things when they are rare.
2:12 "welcOME TO THE ELEVATOR, DO U REMEMBER WEATHER?"
So, gas prices are high Bcs it’s not EASY to make more gas , since the shut down???? Or are the oil companies trying to recoup money Lost during the shut down
I know crazy right?! The profit margin was only 100 million instead of 500 million. F* them!
💯
They have a reserve. This is just making up for what was lost due to the pandemic. This could cause even more damage due to senior stop driving so much due to rise in prices. Large car sells will drop, so the people will adjust this. We already have a generation that ride bikes and scooters more just like the got a raise in wages by not working for the greedy.
Gen Z has a real knack for passive aggressive behavior. They have learned how to circumvent the systems. Just like they bought out all the tix to Trumps rally and then nobody showed up...lol. They don't like to drive. They refuse to work for peanuts. I love this new Gen Z! They are ruthless!
"Sir, are you a Diamond Medallion Member? Ok, Please step aside." 😂 Hillarious!
I got my flu shot with my second Covid shot.
Just another day in the United States of Hypocrisy.
it's just a byproduct of stupidity, don't have to mention it, just call out the real problem straight away
When price of oil dropped to Zero, why did gas stay above Zero, huh?
Cuz that's the profit and tax margin?
Because transport cost, processing cost and other costs.
Because of Federal taxes on petroleum, The Government has to get their cut no matter what.
Liquidation and transport cost of gas and house heating
@@magoo5.0johnson45 Correct, but those taxes help pay for roads and bridges
Time to get more electric cars on the road
Nah
Y'all if we make a debris field in space, the likelihood of having a chain reaction turning all of space into a no go zone increases. You'll all care when we're taken back the days of 2g internet:/
Please tell me that lady is going to be a permanent addition to the show, I like her!
Just got my booster in my left arm and the flu in my right arm. It’s now 2 weeks later and I still feel great. Get the shot
No. 🖕
You are not alone in the struggles of life. Entire cosmos is with you. It evolves through the way you face and overcome challenges of life. Use everything in your advantage. Let's help everyone hit hard in this pandemic 😍
A.I. intelligent oil drilling and rig management would fix this issue. They wouldn't need to shut down wells if they could constantly be manned.
Bruh it's a trial of your peers (which I believe is an amendment, the 5th?) so uh yeah them being there should be completely fine. Also isn't it a PUBLIC gallery? As long as they're not interrupting the trial who cares, and as a extra point if you feel guilty from the meer presence of a person maybe it would be wise to think on why you feel that way?
“The black goo from the ground” is only going to rise in price each day forever because supply is limited. And like Trevor said… we’re moving to electric. So they need to get the most bang for their bucks. My recommendation… get hybrid if you can’t get electric.
When we finally get away from oil dependance, OPEC nations are going to suddenly not be so rich anymore. Aaaawww, too bad.
The best topic, "analysis," of the day, thank you.
Thank you Trevor, I am Ukrainian and I live close to the border. Thank you for your words. It is very scary and I don't hope for much support from the worrld if Russia does attack. Also, I have been you fan ever scince you appeared on british comedy scene 🙂
I pray for your and your families safety there. Dangerous times.
Dulce looks amazing!!!
His Biden impression was spot-on. 👌🏽🤣
Even funnier now
I need Dave Chappelle to write a few jokes about Taylor Swift’s break up albums. The swifties would lose their minds🤣🤣🤣
The arena name is awesome... only a matter of time before it's simply called "The Crypt".
No need to fix the gas issue if your a gas seller. Same for the ship yard owners. Work less and charge more; blame the virus/worker shortage. FYI $100 doesn't fill my tank in San Diego. #dolllerbills
Right off the bat, TLC's "No Scrubs" refreence ... Great
That people attacking you with needles:
My fatherinlaw said, that long ago in his mandatory service days,
There was an anouncment about a mandatory shot. He was pretty afraid of needles and went and told the camp doctor, that he can write he got the shot, but he is not getting on.
A day later, he was summoned to the doctor tent, their a few guys tacled him and the doctor gave him the vaccine.
The funny thing is, he was not even mad about it after. 40 plus years later it is a funny story he tells.. a couple of times.
Oh and he is vaccinqted against covid.
Greatings from Hungary
While this was happening TFG had started selling off our oil reserves! He also accused Obama of leaving our reserves empty while he was selling it off & saying he was filling them up to the top!
feels like america is shopping for a war; "lets put all the wars on the news, check which gets more 'likes' and say we'll help there"
I love when the right wing high school diplomas try to discuss global macroeconomics and all they can contribute is "Biden's fault! Biden's fault!"
And So, did the left wing high school diplomas about Trump. 😂 I guess it's all bunch of chicken wings. 😂
This right wing lives in the oil field, the shut down was political and has nothing to do with covid. Nice try 👌🏻
Got the flu shot. Getting the booster!
You know what they should do bring Pastor Roy in that courtroom 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 now that would be a digital exclusive I would die laughing at.
I decided to continue to do what I do this week.
🎼Stevens Point in the middle of a snow spell
Windy drifts pile the white so high
Mama nature blizzard
Now drivin' on the shoulder
The sun is missin' like stolen from the sky
The guy can carve, knows how to grove to Everything
Always carving more, he'll slow your car for shore
Snow Art that makes little kids smile
Snow Art with that frozen northern stye
A new sculpture that'll be some big trees
Snow Art Zone please
Up at Rib Mountain, this winter with a new craz
White blinding, whipping winds drives my style
Blood pumpin'
Heats the heart on every new twirl
Shreddin' a snowbank
Leaves 'em laughin' at the pile
The things I do, the yang to my yin
So free and pure
Always carving more, I'll leave you longing for
Snow Art that makes little kids smile
Snow Art with that frozen northern stye
A new sculpture that'll be some big trees
Snow Art Zone please
Every sculpture I carved I was creating for you
Micro fast, it was done, be carving more soon
What should I do?
Snow art that makes little kids smile
Snow Art with that frozen northern stye
A new sculpture that'll be some big trees
Snow Art if I please
Snow art that makes little kids smile
Snow Art with that frozen northern stye
A new sculpture that'll be some big trees
Snow Art if I please
If I please
If I please
If I please
Noah.. Your humour is so frikin clever.. Love you
Trevor looked exactly like Bruno Mars when he did the nostalgic crypto talk/culture NFTs skit...lol
8:07 volume on max. ,camera man cracking up 😭
Tbh dulce and desi are the best on-set dailyshow co-hosts; idk they just seem to have better chemistry with trevor than the guys do
Add Roy on there he's Killin it
Idk i think Roy is the best but besides him yea the women are the funniest
at 12.13 that woman rolling her eyes at the suggestion there shouldn't be a pastor in the gallery XD
I feel for the brother reporting on flu shots, I tuned him out so fast.
The truth about oil prices comes when they show their yearly profit. When and if that's excessive then the reason is price gouging !
i think the steam vents are away to release methane so the towns don’t randomly explodes from leaks
This is the only time I watch the news, because the other news be depressing 😩😩😩😩
This one's a classic, Trevor!
Hanging out at the passengers in your best friends side trying to halla at me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I am pretty certain that it's ancient plant life that becomes oil, not the dinos. Learned this only 10 years ago, and I'm 60!
Taylor Swift is just trying to recover ownership of her catalog, which was sold out from under her.
If oil was below zero dollars, doesn't that mean you should give it to me for free plus you owe me money?
Thank you, Trevor! I did not know NAHA existed!
Cops with Allen Pan's vaccine gun sounds fun.
Gas prices depends on the amount of storage tanks in the Midwest of the United States of America holding capacity.
Yep and the poorest people will be targeted for driving old cars too. Who’s stoked for future government overreach !
My vehicles are a 95 and an 88. I don't like the new options.
Cash for clunkers was the best thing to combat this.
Don't you take one moment to acknowledge how hilarious this girl is?! Seriously she is so funny she should have her own comedy show! LOL
TLC reference is gold! Lol
Yah, it's silly, but the 'smishing dinosaurs' was funny. Lol
That vaccine report... I couldn't stop looking at the word "Gettting" realizing I've been spelling it wrong my whole life... I mean Fox can't be wrong.... can it? 😭😭🤣
Those sad walks hit DIFFERENT 😂
5:42 that shade of blue looks amazing in that lighting 💯👌🏽💯