Ha Josh Isn't real Hlclddgogofofoyfoydyocyo Ewwww you gave me shivers up my spine.... Shivers up my spine....*GASP* SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS AND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE.... Sorry I didn't do Halloween this year I can't get over it AHHHHH
My dad put his hand on the back of my neck to either scare me or whatever and it freaked me out. He was behind me but to the left, so I went to karate chop him in the throat (instinct, not on purpose)...... and ended up making contact with my younger sister. I felt so bad XD. Anyways, long story short, be careful of what you do. If people are touching you you do need to protect yourself, but make sure to not actually make contact. You could seriously hurt someone.
Btw I was at target with my friend and a girl walks past us and says, " oh... your so cute together *rolls eyes* then walks away and no joke, into the walki talki, say " omg Kevin, I just saw the most awkward lesbians ever!"
So I'm a pretty small girl, I'm not even 5 feet yet. I always have the issue of people pointing out that I'm small like I haven't noticed or something and then there are some who take it a step further and just touch me like they will grab my arm and say "wow you're so tiny" or they will pick me up and say "wow you weigh like nothing" generally these people aren't complete strangers though. Once while I was at school I was walking down the hall just minding my own business when an absolute stranger came up and grabbed my stomach pretty hard and screamed "YOURE SO THIN ARE YOU ANOREXIC" and me being the awkward person I am decided I would just scream and run. So yeah, fun times.
Once when I was trying to pick up my bag, this really tall dude tried to step over me as I did but my hand slipped and I accidentally punched him in the butt...
I was walking up the stairs at school next to my girlfriend, when these two girls holding hands were walking towards me. I had to go underneath their arms because they refused to split in that moment, and I accidentally slapped one of their asses. MY HANDS WERE GOING DOWN SO FAST AND IT WAS RIGHT NEXT TO MY GIRLFRIEND SO I SPRINTED AWAY AND YELLED 'OHHH SHIT SORRY' SKFMIFJ
Yeah, I honestly just freeze up whenever my friends try to hug me. Once, for some random reason, I thought it would be a good idea to initiate a group hug. It felt that therapy wouldn't be enough, my friend.
At some point when I was introduced to one of my current friends, instead of saying her name or something she just goes "YOU SMELL N I C E " and i feel like i should've been creeped out but I couldn't stop laughing
omg the other day i was in a public cafeteria for a camp thing and this guy walked up so close behind me that i accidentally hit his crotch but i swear, it was his fault, and i ran away awkwardly
I have the bad habit of being too open, so I hug a lot of people and then I feel sorry about it because I've just invaded that person's personal space and I feel myself slowly feeling unconfortable and I end up not having friends.
I hate people touching my ears also hate being "herded" basically when your walking with some one and they walk closer to you and you feel like there herding you.
Honestly as a fellow Introvert, I typically hate people in my personal space unless I feel safe with them, like my cousin. So I think it's probably something like that.
Shenanigans I feel this same way. I try to act normal and give people pats on the back or something but it’s rly awkward, but with I’m completely fine with my best friend
I'm fine with hugs and kisses and stuff. I would even say I am quite a cuddly person. I like physical contact but if you surprisingly poke me in my sides or sneak up behind me I will yelp or scream while elbowing you in your stomach. It has come to be a reflex because my friends find my reaction really funny.
It's the same with me! XD I love being hugged and cuddled but when people sneak up behind me or poke me I... squeal? XD I don't like being poked/scared lol. Especially when I'm deep in conversation with someone and the other person gets their face really close to mine and then screams... Its happened to me twice but it was my crush so I let it slide XD
I was at the local swimming pool, just walking in the water when I realized I was stepping on something hard and round. So I automatically lifted my foot up to see what I stepped on. Then a persons head came up and yelled "WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING" I am a terrible person
This one girl in my class seems to always have a cold for some reason and she coughs without covering her mouth or does it with her hand then touches me and I just want to tell her 1) I don’t want to be touched whatsoever idc how clean your hands are and 2) oh my god cover your mouth please I’m begging you I don’t want to feel like I have to wipe my face every 10 seconds I spend around you
Dan: i cant handle people touching my neck me:HOW RELATABLE CAN YOU BE?! but seriously tho my friend keeps on touching my neck and i would literally hiss at her like a cat
Shafiyah Salsabila same with me! but I tend to do that at my parents. they've heard so many odd noises and hisses come from me, causing me to receive disturbed looks.
Don't touch my hair, don't touch my neck, or skin, or me, (except close friends.) Don't touch ma butt. Don't breathe on me don't touch my stuff, don't rearrange my stuff, don't go in my room, close the door if you do when you leave, etc. :P
If any stranger or person I don't know too well so much as touches me just walking past, I will try to wipe my sleeve or arm where they touched me because I get the most uncomfortable feeling ever. Of course since I live in Canada everything is made better after the say sorry.
I turned around while mimicking a character from a show and full out punched my twin in the boob... Also my mum has mistaken me for a guy. (I'm a girl) She was buying a necklace for one of her co workers who was leaving and couldnt decide which one to get so she said to me. "'My name' if you were a girl which one would you get?" To which I responded, "sorry if I were a girl?"
No no I'm a girl. Born female, not Transgender or anything. I'm just a tomboy and my mum never thinks before she talks. I think... or more I hope she meant if I were a girly girl not if I was physically female. I'm always mistaken for a dude, I'm not Transgender or anything.
I can't stand people eating or breathing close to me (unless your a really good friend to me that is) it's like could you stfu please it's disturbing.....
Faded Rainbow me everyday. My friends don't get the fact I hate people touching my neck, what do they do? Touch it. Like bitch get away from me no I hate it.
I also have the neck issue. Like, I'm super protective over my neck. No one touches it, because I slap them, on the arm or something, on instinct. As soon as I feel something on my neck, I freak out.
Did anyone else come to this vid after seeing the comment where a girl said SHE was the one who said you smell good (she was saying I love you but they didn't understand)? (On the I mumble vid)
First off, I hate saying goobye to people because I'm not always sure what to do. So I went to say goodbye to a friend of mine once, and we were dropping him off at the airport, so I decided to give him a hug. When I was about ten inches away from him, with my arms out, ready to give the hug, I notice he has his hand out to shake my hand. We both realized at the same time and both switched. I went in for a handshake and he went for a hug. This happened two more times, before we just decided to awkwardly side hug.
when I was in France a while ago I bumped into someone and her dad (I'm assuming) just started blurting out something in french and I just kinda sat there staring at him like "I have NO idea what you're saying but I'm just gonna shrug alot and hope you don't kill me..."
I hate it when someone is sick or something and when they breathe it sounds like their inhaling through a wet cloth. And when they clear their nose by snorting and hacking. I don't think that's just a weird thing I do though, I think that goes for everyone.
I don't like people touching me unless it's a hug. Other wise I feel uncomfortable and I kinda brush my skin as if I'm placing invisible tiny furs back into place.
I HATE PEOPLE TOUCHING MY THINGS ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE REALLY PERSONAL!!! So I brought TABINOF to school to bring it to lunch where I can read it. Then my friend started taking my book away from me and looked at it and I'm like "give it to me NOW" and then she's like "I'm just looking at it". Like that book is precious and nobody should touch it except me! Also when people just TAKE stuff from me. Same situation. She just took the book away from me and didn't give it back.
+Faye Alexander Horan Villagracia yea I don't think they should hit them in the face with the book. It could damage either the front cover the spine or rip a few pages
That's me with my drawing note book because a lot of the drawing are personal but if I leave it in the open people are just like "a note book, with drawings, BONUS!" And I get so mad
Megan M :D Lmao, I saw this post and thought as I scrolled down *especially if they have cold hands* then I read the exact same thing and got confused for a few seconds like I had made a comment using my brain or something 😂
I feel like the only one here who actually likes being touched. That sounds weird lol, not like in a sexual way y'know but I love hugs, cuddling, holding hands, etc.
SAME!!! Like I'll go up to my friend (girl) and we'll be slapping each others arm (yeah...it's our thing xD) and I'll accidently touch her boob, like, "WHAT DA HELL?! Why does this happen SOOOOO many times?!" then we fine out we're shipped together by another friend .-.
And yet i'm always the victim of the curse! I'm friends with people that just cant stop touching me, but i'm fine with it....as long as its accidental and they say sorry^^
Are you in Gryffindor? Or do you just Gryffindor most because the characters are in Gryffindor? Gryffindor is my favorite House, but I took the test on Pottermore.com (the official Harry Potter website) and it said I am Slytherin.
THERE'S THIS GIRL WHO SITS IN FRONT OF ME IN HISTORY CLASS AND SHE SERIOUSLY INVADES MY SPACE ALL THE TIME, SHE ALWAYS STRETCHES HER ARMS BACK, SO SHE LEANS BACK ACROSS MY FUCKING DESK, AND STICKS HER ARMS RIGHT IN MY BLOODY FACE AND IT PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH BUT I HATE CONFRONTATION, SO INSTEAD i'm ranting about it here okay
This one girl does that to me alL THE TIME. AND IM LIKE BISH GET OUT MA FACE! and shes always spraying perfume and hairspray like gURL NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT AT YO HOUSE NOT HERE
Once I was in the movies(cinemas) and it was dark so I placed my hand on the arm rest and I was like "Wow, this arm rest is bigger than the other one." AND I LOOK OVER AND I AM SQUEEZING A GROWN MAN'S LEG.
Madison Brown Lol :'D reminds me when i was swimming in the sea in Italy as a kid... I swam on my back, didn't see where i was going and then bumped into a weird hairy man who gave me this funky look... oh god :DD
I'm autistic so when I'm talking to people I lose the idea of personal space but if people touch my head I flip the fuck off I make I worst sound and say all the time " I like space both outer space and personal space, get the hell outer my bubble "
Once I was standing in line at school. We were were waiting to get into the gym for an assembly, and this huge group of people just surrounds me out of nowhere. And I'm just trying to back away but everywhere I moved there was just MORE PEOPLE. Then, it got even worse because they all started moving and everyone just slammed into all at once. People were actually PUSHING me trying to get me to move and I was just panicking because I CANNOT HANDLE crowds. I was literally started to feel dizzy when I finally got pushed into a wall and I realized we were finally inside the gym. I sat down on the ground right there and covered my head with my arms. I probably looked insane but I was just happy to feel like I could breath again. And that's my embarrassing personal space story.
I have this classmate, she's a great friend I have nothing against her really, who likes to hug people. Thing is I have no idea what to do when people touch me because I'm too awkward for this. When she hugs me I just awkwardly stand there. Or when someone playfully punches my arm I have no idea what to do. What am I supposed to do? Punch them back? Laugh? That's why they just receive silence.
Once on my school bus I put my bags on the empty seats across from me and sat down but when I went to grab my bags, I wasn't looking and a guy was walking past me and my hand went directly between his legs!! I literally died because I had the biggest crush on him and I basically molested him!!
I have this weird thing where if you are someone I hate and you come in any sort of contact with my skin, even just breathing on my arm, I will literally shoo you back and be like, whoa, whoa, whoa dude back the hell up.
same XD i hate it and when people touch my neck and arms oh my god if i get touched by people i dont like its even worse i dont even let my friends touch me XD
She walked off because she was embarrassed. She didn't mean to say that. Even of it didn't seem like she was embarrassed, OH BELIEVE ME SHE WAS. She probably like you. In mean, what is the first thing you think when you meet you crush. 'Man he smells nice'. AND THERE YA GO
my mom slaps me in the butt. she got used doing it to me when I was like 3 because I would laugh but now it's just weird XD (then again it's not like she does it every day or even once a well anymore)
+Basically Suicidle SAME! Its so fucking annoying. I'm like, " Mom what the actual hell are you doing?" but in my head I'm like "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU PERVERT THIS IS NOT OKAY, IM CALLING THE POLICE" My god! my glad I'm not the only one!
My problem is, I don't really like some physichal contacts. If it's someone comforting me or a person really close, hugging is nice, but people around me seem to have a habit to just hug me out of the blue, when before we've had like one conversation. And even with my best friend it's a bit uncomfortable. :(
Not liking people touching your neck is actually quite common, and is often caused by being born with the umbilical cord wrapped around the neck slightly strangling you. It makes you really sensitive to it.
The people that always need to touch my hair. Yes. Even strangers. I get it. My hair is long, kinda nicely curled and flawless as a new born rose. But please. No.
I have super long hair so I went visit my new cousin so I'm playing with him making sure he does not cry then I look over for second he yanks my hair I spin around and have this look on my face like what was that why I couldn't be mad for so long mostly because of puppy eyes
+Smøl Bean people in my school will come up to me say can I braid your hair I say no in my mind I am going back up don't you think about touching my hair
I can't handle it if anyone touches, or even just brushes against my stomach. If someone tries to tickle me there, I start laughing insanely with the craziest laugh I can manage, JUST to scare them off.
Omfffff neck touching is the worst thing ever!! I swear, if someone touch my neck I start to do this turtle thing with my neck, and I start to hiss and squeal like an aggressive hamster on drugs. No kidding.
I do that too and sometimes when I'm in class my friend does it to me then everyone just looks at me while I'm looking like a turtle making weird noises
Agreed to all of the comments. My best friend finds it fun to touch my neck and my shoulders shoot up to my ears so she can't touch it anymore. Yeah. I'm a bit weird.
I was at school and we were walking to a nearby park and this boys hand brushed mine so I totally freaked and cringed and started making weird noises. he just looked at me and ran away
dan the tall lesbian
sNORT
Who is also a perv I guess?
yas
yup
hahaha xDD
“don’t change for anyone”
*rebrands to avoid being made fun of more*
Jessica OOF
Oh dang. Shots fired.
Your profile pic is perfection
Fancy seeing you here
Hello Jessica. Feels like i know you a tad better with every comment of yours.
You are literally on every video with some smart-ass comment,, how
One time I thought my teacher was my mum and as I hugged her bye I kissed her cheek I couldn't stop apologizing that day
Hancake Pancake OMG NOOOOOOOOOOO XD
omygod i would diw
noooooo xD
And I thought my life was embarrassing.
Ha Josh Isn't real
Hlclddgogofofoyfoydyocyo
Ewwww you gave me shivers up my spine....
Shivers up my spine....*GASP*
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS AND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE....
Sorry I didn't do Halloween this year I can't get over it AHHHHH
Why is the salt part so funny?
I fell of my desk chair on that part from laughing to hard
Because he salty. *Cough
Mason Bysy woah woah back tf up yeah
Mason Bysy back the fuck up yeah
666 likes...
is no one going to say anything about him talking about "inserting himself into her"?
I was waiting for someone to mention this XD
Mya Cipparrone were you waiting for 2 years XD
omg i know right
Ya ikr I thought wow too
That would never happen. What a ridiculous thought of dan 'inserting himself into a woman'. He only does that to men.
O my god becky i just saw the tallest lesbian
lol
AmaniBear O my god jessie was it a lesbian slender? LAWL.
I feel offended because I'm lesbian
Skylar Skyveon same
AmaniBear 😂😂😂😂
WATCH OUT FOR THE TALLEST LESBIAN EVER
Great username😂
Love your name and profile pic lol
Nice username
Great user name.
I love your username
Therapy? Psh, nah. I promised Dan I'd stay dysfunctional for him ever since he called us "danisaurs"
Actually same
I flinch a lot and have fast reflexes. So when someone walks near me or tries to touch me I punch them...
Let sister Daniel bless your day Same..
Let sister Daniel bless your day same and if someone sneaks up on my I kick them....................I think I have a problem 😑
SISTER DANYAL
Let sister Daniel bless your day SISTER DANIEL PLZ BLESS US!!!!!! XD
My dad put his hand on the back of my neck to either scare me or whatever and it freaked me out. He was behind me but to the left, so I went to karate chop him in the throat (instinct, not on purpose)...... and ended up making contact with my younger sister. I felt so bad XD.
Anyways, long story short, be careful of what you do. If people are touching you you do need to protect yourself, but make sure to not actually make contact. You could seriously hurt someone.
Btw I was at target with my friend and a girl walks past us and says, " oh... your so cute together *rolls eyes* then walks away and no joke, into the walki talki, say " omg Kevin, I just saw the most awkward lesbians ever!"
me lmfao
I hate it when The teacher is helping another student and you are across from the teacher and they stick there butt in your face
Omg I HATE that sometimes I just want to scream get the freak out of MY SPACE!!!!!
I point and laugh at it sometimes lol I dunno why I just have that impulse
+amber pritchard
TOO TRUE OR WHEN THEYRE LEANING OVER U UR LIKE ARRGH
OMG SAME BUT THIS SUB WAS TALKING TO ANOTHER STUDENT AND MY M FRIEND SAID,"Wow! Look at that ass!"
+jenelle macapaz lol
Here is where i got my username from ;)
OMG Becky i totally thought it was from supernatural
Same with me
Dan The Tall Lesbian Heheheheh
Dan The Tall Lesbian I love your username
i thought it was from supernatural too haha
So I'm a pretty small girl, I'm not even 5 feet yet. I always have the issue of people pointing out that I'm small like I haven't noticed or something and then there are some who take it a step further and just touch me like they will grab my arm and say "wow you're so tiny" or they will pick me up and say "wow you weigh like nothing" generally these people aren't complete strangers though. Once while I was at school I was walking down the hall just minding my own business when an absolute stranger came up and grabbed my stomach pretty hard and screamed "YOURE SO THIN ARE YOU ANOREXIC" and me being the awkward person I am decided I would just scream and run. So yeah, fun times.
IS THIS WHERE THE WHOLE "DAN HAS A G-SPOT ON HIS NECK" THING IN ALL THE FANFICTIONS STARTED
YUP
AND I'VE GIT TO ADMIT, IT'S HOT. LIKE, REALLY HOT.
+MariePockyPanda yeah it is.
+Anna Gibbs it's the back of his neck I'm pretty sure he hates people touching :)
whats a gspot?
Well, in all reality, the neck is an erogenous zone for most people. That's why necking is a thing.
Once when I was trying to pick up my bag, this really tall dude tried to step over me as I did but my hand slipped and I accidentally punched him in the butt...
Lol, that must have been awkward. I'm sorry.
thedestinystar lol he actually just walked away after it happened but I have a feeling he felt as awkward as I felt😅
Jess Stashe you touched the butt
Jess Stashe omg once I tried to slap my really tall friend's leg when he was walking past and I missed and slapped his butt 😖
you touched the booty
omg he looks so smol in this video
I was walking up the stairs at school next to my girlfriend, when these two girls holding hands were walking towards me. I had to go underneath their arms because they refused to split in that moment, and I accidentally slapped one of their asses. MY HANDS WERE GOING DOWN SO FAST AND IT WAS RIGHT NEXT TO MY GIRLFRIEND SO I SPRINTED AWAY AND YELLED 'OHHH SHIT SORRY' SKFMIFJ
shit.. umm.. dude.. i wouldve walked around them or somethin else.. i cant go under ppl or other shit..
I would've subatomized myself breaking a law of physics, and then go between them. If it doesn't work, then,
Plan B: Instant transmission
jadensensation that has happened to me before. Same scenario and everything
I feel the need to stop breathing when I'm near someone because I don't want to breathe on them.I don't like people breathing on me...
Same same same same same 😂😂😂
*gasp* someone relates to this?!?
Omg same
Same
Yeah, I honestly just freeze up whenever my friends try to hug me. Once, for some random reason, I thought it would be a good idea to initiate a group hug. It felt that therapy wouldn't be enough, my friend.
why is no one commenting that phil has touched (and even bitten) his neck in videos before
What? What video?? CodeDarkBlue
In the painting video with bbc1 and another video comes to mind
And in Punk edits IRL
bitten? I'm confused
"g-spot"
At some point when I was introduced to one of my current friends, instead of saying her name or something she just goes "YOU SMELL N I C E " and i feel like i should've been creeped out but I couldn't stop laughing
daria one of my close friends always tells me that whenever she's near me
i always tell my boyfriend that his hair smells nice. it does. he's very fragrant. love you julian
me too dan me too.
the neck thing, omg i cant stand that. it might be a G spot but idk
and lol yes the salt thing too
ikr I'll be like "excuse me I will throat punch you" I get salty
Jellysnøwballs Animations
lol
Bean Animations ěwě a
I can't stand anything touching my feet apart from shoes and socks ;w;
Alphys 2.0 same
I hate it when teachers bend down next to you and you just kinda have to.... slowly lean out of your chair
omg that's the worst one of them all
ikr
JFC I CAN RELATE TO THIS
Yup yup
YH AND THEIR BUT IN UR FACE
Do you ever have that moment where you accidentally touch a butt, and immediatly think, NOOOOOOOOOOO! I DIDN'T MEAN TOOOOOOOO!
Yup
yes!
Yes. I accidentally touched one of my friends butt tree times a row. she probably thinks im some creepy lesbian or something :D
YES someone who understands
omg the other day i was in a public cafeteria for a camp thing and this guy walked up so close behind me that i accidentally hit his crotch but i swear, it was his fault, and i ran away awkwardly
I just can't have anyone touching me at all unless they ask first.
Kai Faulkes hey I like your icon 😊
Holly Faulkes same
Holly Faulkes same
Holly's soulmate: *cuddles with Holly* Holly: get the f**k away before I explode!
Same
"Becky I just saw the tallest lesbian ever and she was such a pervert!"
"Cas, we talked about this. Personal space?"
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES i was waiting for some one to comment this..........................i got way to exited about this..................sorry
I LOVE THIS!!! THANK YOU, HUMAN.
yEES
Y E S
THE DEED IS DONE THANK YOU
I have the bad habit of being too open, so I hug a lot of people and then I feel sorry about it because I've just invaded that person's personal space and I feel myself slowly feeling unconfortable and I end up not having friends.
shadestheshadow same
I hate people touching my ears also hate being "herded" basically when your walking with some one and they walk closer to you and you feel like there herding you.
I hate that so much too!
IKR!?!?!!
Lol I accidentally herd my friends and hey hate it so much 😂😂😂
I RELATE TONTHE EAR THING ON A SPIRITUALL LEVEL
8386charlie I do that all the time to subconsciously tell my friends where I want to go
I HATE it when people touch my hair it's uncomfortable
Carmel Cat yea me too
me too i hate it so much
Carmel Cat IKR AND WHAT HAPPENES IS PEOPLE SAY "YOUR HAIR IS SO PRETTY" AND TOUCHES IT AND IM LIKE GET AWAY NOW
sameeeee
same
Dan:"Woah, woah. Back the fuck up, ya?"
Salt: "What did I ever do to you"
Dan:"You're invading my personal bubble..."
" the concept of personal space"
Warped Tour, "Whats that?"
HOLY SHIT your profile picture has put that extra little amount of faith into my life thank you
Holy fuck yay fellow bvb army member !! Haha glad i could help lmfao i love them so much !! Olivia Mccormack
Cassidy Michelle Did someone say BVB Army?? I have found my people!! 😃😀😍😛
Haha yess bvb is the best Taylor Britt your profile picture is life btw
These are my people this is where I belong 😂😍
No one is mentioning the fact that he has no personal space with Phil.
That's because at this point, Dan is Phil.
Honestly as a fellow Introvert, I typically hate people in my personal space unless I feel safe with them, like my cousin. So I think it's probably something like that.
@@subtleshenanigans5983 same
agreement
Shenanigans I feel this same way. I try to act normal and give people pats on the back or something but it’s rly awkward, but with I’m completely fine with my best friend
I'm fine with hugs and kisses and stuff. I would even say I am quite a cuddly person. I like physical contact but if you surprisingly poke me in my sides or sneak up behind me I will yelp or scream while elbowing you in your stomach. It has come to be a reflex because my friends find my reaction really funny.
It's the same with me! XD I love being hugged and cuddled but when people sneak up behind me or poke me I... squeal? XD I don't like being poked/scared lol.
Especially when I'm deep in conversation with someone and the other person gets their face really close to mine and then screams... Its happened to me twice but it was my crush so I let it slide XD
This is literally my life
That's normal. That's not a "omg I'm so weird and listen to my own story" everyone does that.
meeeee! My friend poked me in the side unexpectedly in class and I screamed
same ... my friend does it on purpose .. along with loud noises
I was at the local swimming pool, just walking in the water when I realized I was stepping on something hard and round. So I automatically lifted my foot up to see what I stepped on. Then a persons head came up and yelled "WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING"
I am a terrible person
I don't usually interact with UA-cam comment sections (for obvious reasons) but this comment just made my damn day.
Hahahahahahahahahha oml I'm dying
Did you step on his head?
Noah Beaumont who?
I died when I read ur comment that made my day thanks dude
There was a time where I accidentally sat on my male teachers lap. We just laughed it off. It was awkward af.
+Agnes Lee That poor Labrador! You could have killed it!
Whot? :')
+Caity Crowder omg she meant male teachers lap lol
Oops... I cant type. 😂 yes I meant laP 😁
OMG
I literally hate people talking too close to my face, I just get so uncomfortable I don't know maybe that's why I never kisses anyone
This one girl in my class seems to always have a cold for some reason and she coughs without covering her mouth or does it with her hand then touches me and I just want to tell her
1) I don’t want to be touched whatsoever idc how clean your hands are and
2) oh my god cover your mouth please I’m begging you I don’t want to feel like I have to wipe my face every 10 seconds I spend around you
Miles has good manners and thats what matters
Al bw Tell her
Dan: i cant handle people touching my neck
me:HOW RELATABLE CAN YOU BE?!
but seriously tho my friend keeps on touching my neck and i would literally hiss at her like a cat
Shafiyah Salsabila same with me! but I tend to do that at my parents. they've heard so many odd noises and hisses come from me, causing me to receive disturbed looks.
ARMY
That's so me! I got this chills in my back That drags me to the ground and I hate it!
nolongernewtobts OMG SAME WITH ME!!!
nolongernewtobts my friend hit my neck and I accidentally hit him in the balls. He is my twins bf
Don't touch my hair, don't touch my neck, or skin, or me, (except close friends.) Don't touch ma butt. Don't breathe on me don't touch my stuff, don't rearrange my stuff, don't go in my room, close the door if you do when you leave, etc. :P
Yas
Yep
haven't you people ever heard of
closing the goddamned door nO
Quintus May I don't have a lock. And yes, no shit.
Omg me existence in a paragraph- XD
If any stranger or person I don't know too well so much as touches me just walking past, I will try to wipe my sleeve or arm where they touched me because I get the most uncomfortable feeling ever. Of course since I live in Canada everything is made better after the say sorry.
But if your one of my good friends, I will literally sleep on your lap.
Ares Dyson why do I relate to this so much?
Same.
Ares Dyson moi
Same
I turned around while mimicking a character from a show and full out punched my twin in the boob...
Also my mum has mistaken me for a guy. (I'm a girl)
She was buying a necklace for one of her co workers who was leaving and couldnt decide which one to get so she said to me. "'My name' if you were a girl which one would you get?"
To which I responded, "sorry if I were a girl?"
How did your own *MOM* confuse you?!?!?!
No no I'm a girl. Born female, not Transgender or anything. I'm just a tomboy and my mum never thinks before she talks. I think... or more I hope she meant if I were a girly girl not if I was physically female. I'm always mistaken for a dude, I'm not Transgender or anything.
At camp I went to the medic for an injury and when I got the sheet to give to the office the doctor had written th
Woops! That I was male
I nearly got in deep shitty for walking into a female cabin.... staff thought I was a guy.
I can't stand people eating or breathing close to me (unless your a really good friend to me that is) it's like could you stfu please it's disturbing.....
JoyceMarilyn so you want the person to just not breath?! XD they would die
LuksterCOD1234 😂 i didn't mean it like that like for example someone's right up your face just like SMELL MY BREATH XD
OtakuTrash I thought I was the only one😂😂😂
Then your not going to like their 3D audio book!
it's just like:
person: *breathes heavily*
you: CAN YOU SHUT THE HELL UP YOU LITTLE SHIT?!
when people touch my neck I become a turtle
Splashpelt Warriors
most relatable comment I've seen so far
literally me
Faded Rainbow me everyday. My friends don't get the fact I hate people touching my neck, what do they do? Touch it. Like bitch get away from me no I hate it.
SAME!
i was ur 100th like
"is it a legal requirement that you can't breach people's personally designated bubble zones?"
2020: well yep pretty much
I also have the neck issue. Like, I'm super protective over my neck. No one touches it, because I slap them, on the arm or something, on instinct. As soon as I feel something on my neck, I freak out.
hot profile you got there
WinterAutumn yes, i know hahah
SAME
+Almera Hosseini SOMEONE GETS MEEEE
Like when somebody whispers, I'm like: GET AWAY FROM MY FACE IF YOU WANT A HEAd BITCH
My neck is extreeeeeemly ticklish, one breath and it gives me shivers down my spine
ikrrrr I hate it when people breathe down my neck. Once someone was breathing down my neck in class and I almost screamed
+Daiken SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE
I'm the same it's an erogenous zone lol
SAME
Same.
-You posted that on my birthday.-
if i were you, dan, i'd say to the woman, "okay" then move forward
When people touch my neck I have a literal seizure
I hate when people touch me without permission irl. like, if a friend grabs my arm i yell "YOU'RE TOUCHING ME WITHOUT PERMISSION GET OFF"
just ask before you touch me
okay then
yus
100% AGREE
sammygirl YUS
Did anyone else come to this vid after seeing the comment where a girl said SHE was the one who said you smell good (she was saying I love you but they didn't understand)? (On the I mumble vid)
YES
Yes haha
Ramona Williams omfg yes
That poor girl!!!! I feel so bad for her, especially that Dan mentioned her in a video
Yea I did.I'm seeing if she commented on this one. 😂
First off, I hate saying goobye to people because I'm not always sure what to do. So I went to say goodbye to a friend of mine once, and we were dropping him off at the airport, so I decided to give him a hug. When I was about ten inches away from him, with my arms out, ready to give the hug, I notice he has his hand out to shake my hand. We both realized at the same time and both switched. I went in for a handshake and he went for a hug. This happened two more times, before we just decided to awkwardly side hug.
i'm sorry but this situation is so damn hilarious 😂😂😂 what a beautiful friendship
Aaron Lock Looking back, it is quite hilarious, but at the moment it was so painfully awkward!
;-; I can dig Elvis...
(Twist and Shout)
+Margret Ships That GO SIT IN A CORNER
"is it a legal requirement that you can't breach people's personally designated bubble zones?"
me in 2020: .......
I was at the beach and lying down and this guy puts his towel down next to me and whispers in my ear "you have nice smelling hair"
Lysi Collins Oh god
that made me laugh. I can just picture it
creepy back away slowly
"Oh my god becky, i just saw the tallest lesbian ever, and she was such a pervert"
when I was in France a while ago I bumped into someone and her dad (I'm assuming) just started blurting out something in french and I just kinda sat there staring at him like "I have NO idea what you're saying but I'm just gonna shrug alot and hope you don't kill me..."
The same thing happened to me in French class, that's what I get for not paying attention
+Aaron Leatherman French people are mean :P
+Blue Light No we aren't!
Eleanor Taylor Yes we are...
+Blue Light Yeah, I'm only half French, but you're right. We kind of are arseholes...
Dan: probably a g spot or something,
Phandom: is that why phil tries to touch it?😏
*WRITES PHANFIC REALLY FUCKING FAST*
OMFG yes
kirin Chan
YOU BETTER BE ACTUALLY WRITING THAT **** AND LINKING IT
Me...
@@kirinchan4263 Aaaay it's been a year, link?
I hate it when someone is sick or something and when they breathe it sounds like their inhaling through a wet cloth. And when they clear their nose by snorting and hacking. I don't think that's just a weird thing I do though, I think that goes for everyone.
Hinikuna is that Micheal mell crying? Is that seriously your profile picture?
You're a monster.
You’d hate me then, lol
Hinikuna omgggg it’s so disgusting I hate it
literally me rn. i have the flu lol
Am i the only one who doesnt like people touching me at all?
Me tooo
Yeah like I don't like people touching my skin just don't touch me
I don't like people touching me unless it's a hug. Other wise I feel uncomfortable and I kinda brush my skin as if I'm placing invisible tiny furs back into place.
Rayray Burrage I hate people touching me.
Nope
"If you touch my neck, I will karate chop you" me = same
this video: **exists**
2020: heyyyyyyy personal space is a legal requirement nowwww
at 1:44 dan, do you feel asSALTed? Eh? No? sorry
That was good but you can get out 👀💨
+Hey It's Cj uh no 'ASs'saulted ;)
+Hey It's Cj LEAVE YOUR FAMILLY
oops, I'll go jump out of the window
+Hey It's Cj LEAVE
I HATE PEOPLE TOUCHING MY THINGS ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE REALLY PERSONAL!!! So I brought TABINOF to school to bring it to lunch where I can read it. Then my friend started taking my book away from me and looked at it and I'm like "give it to me NOW" and then she's like "I'm just looking at it". Like that book is precious and nobody should touch it except me! Also when people just TAKE stuff from me. Same situation. She just took the book away from me and didn't give it back.
Hit her with your lunch
Hit her
you should actually hit her in the face with it but then again tabinof is more precious than her face
no offence
+Faye Alexander Horan Villagracia yea I don't think they should hit them in the face with the book. It could damage either the front cover the spine or rip a few pages
+PhanTrash #1 i like you name and pic!!!
That's me with my drawing note book because a lot of the drawing are personal but if I leave it in the open people are just like "a note book, with drawings, BONUS!" And I get so mad
i dont like people touching my neck either... it doesnt feel nice
heyitsfreyx same. No one should touch my neck.
me too…
heyitsfreyx same with me 😓😓 especially if they have cold hands 😓
Megan M :D Lmao, I saw this post and thought as I scrolled down *especially if they have cold hands* then I read the exact same thing and got confused for a few seconds like I had made a comment using my brain or something 😂
heyitsfreyx me too ugh 😑
I feel like the only one here who actually likes being touched. That sounds weird lol, not like in a sexual way y'know but I love hugs, cuddling, holding hands, etc.
Belle M. Same!
Same
I enjoy that with my girlfriend but not anyone else. I hate people touching me otherwise.
Me too! One of my friends doesn't know what personal space is at ALL but I love it😊
i cant stand hearing people breathing i dont no why its just the sound is so strange
it's like disturbing e-e
Eva Johnston same
all you have to do is make them stop
Eva Johnston and the sound of people eating. I hate that
I don't know, but I am cursed with the accidental boob touch. Dear Jesus please make it stop.
SAME!!! Like I'll go up to my friend (girl) and we'll be slapping each others arm (yeah...it's our thing xD) and I'll accidently touch her boob, like, "WHAT DA HELL?! Why does this happen SOOOOO many times?!" then we fine out we're shipped together by another friend .-.
I feel your pain!
WHY MUST IT BE THIS WAY ;-;
And yet i'm always the victim of the curse! I'm friends with people that just cant stop touching me, but i'm fine with it....as long as its accidental and they say sorry^^
Join the club mate ;)
So this is where the "tell lesbian" joke came from.
Are you in Gryffindor? Or do you just Gryffindor most because the characters are in Gryffindor? Gryffindor is my favorite House, but I took the test on Pottermore.com (the official Harry Potter website) and it said I am Slytherin.
I had to respond to your comment just because I saw your profile picture.
Olivia Rocco No, I'm in hufflepuff I just did gryffindor colours for the lulz
Laura White Ravenclaw! but gryffindor is my favorite house
I was sorted into Gryffindor on pottermore and several other quizzes. I'm pretty sure I'm Gryffindor. Lulz
I cry if someone tickles me. It hurts
Spooky Kooky Cat me to
it makes me so happy to know i'm not the only one who hates when people touch my neck
with the neck touching test at the end, i wouldn't even get that far honestly i would just melt or hit his arm away
Lol I was waiting for someone to say this :)
SAME
I just don't like to be touched AT ALL. Especially my hair 😫
Sunshine _sniffers same
Look up tall lesbian in urban dictionary..
What have you done phandom
What
Have
You
Done
I just laughed so hard jfc my mom told me to shoosh because it's the middle of the night. XD
I wish i could reblog this on tumblr...
coolstar4227 its not true the fandom just dreams
I wish it was ;-;
Omg x'D
1:07 It was at this moment when I noticed that Dan, in the wrong eyes, can look like a girl.
I'm going to show my sister a screenshot I took at that moment and see if she thinks it is a girl.
ikr
yeah
+The LOL Factor it's Jessica
+Princess Current yES
“is it a legal requirement that you can’t breach someone designated bubble zone?”
oh dan, it is in 2020 😅😳🥴😂
THERE'S THIS GIRL WHO SITS IN FRONT OF ME IN HISTORY CLASS AND SHE SERIOUSLY INVADES MY SPACE ALL THE TIME, SHE ALWAYS STRETCHES HER ARMS BACK, SO SHE LEANS BACK ACROSS MY FUCKING DESK, AND STICKS HER ARMS RIGHT IN MY BLOODY FACE AND IT PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH BUT I HATE CONFRONTATION, SO INSTEAD i'm ranting about it here okay
Omfg I hate those people. I have the same problem with a whole bunch of people who sit near me.
This one girl does that to me alL THE TIME. AND IM LIKE BISH GET OUT MA FACE! and shes always spraying perfume and hairspray like gURL NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT AT YO HOUSE NOT HERE
one time someone smacked me in the face mid-stretch, quickly put his hands down and didn't move for the rest of the class
Same but her hair is three feet long and she'll pull it up the brush it onto my desk so im just sitting there with hair on papers.
Lindsey P Holy shit, Theres this fucking prepy ass bitch in my 4th hour who does the exact same thing. I fucking hate her! I feel you man
Once I was in the movies(cinemas) and it was dark so I placed my hand on the arm rest and I was like "Wow, this arm rest is bigger than the other one." AND I LOOK OVER AND I AM SQUEEZING A GROWN MAN'S LEG.
Madison Brown Lol :'D reminds me when i was swimming in the sea in Italy as a kid... I swam on my back, didn't see where i was going and then bumped into a weird hairy man who gave me this funky look... oh god :DD
omg
I'm autistic so when I'm talking to people I lose the idea of personal space but if people touch my head I flip the fuck off I make I worst sound and say all the time " I like space both outer space and personal space, get the hell outer my bubble "
Omg 😹😹 I'm gonna use that line, that's great 😹😹
+Sapphire Herobrine thank you I'm good a one liners
+Button Masher You definitely are :)
Button Masher OMG same when I'm in that situation I will either flip the fuck out or just get up and move
I just make a really weird noise
Once I was standing in line at school. We were were waiting to get into the gym for an assembly, and this huge group of people just surrounds me out of nowhere. And I'm just trying to back away but everywhere I moved there was just MORE PEOPLE. Then, it got even worse because they all started moving and everyone just slammed into all at once. People were actually PUSHING me trying to get me to move and I was just panicking because I CANNOT HANDLE crowds. I was literally started to feel dizzy when I finally got pushed into a wall and I realized we were finally inside the gym. I sat down on the ground right there and covered my head with my arms. I probably looked insane but I was just happy to feel like I could breath again. And that's my embarrassing personal space story.
There's girl at my school who just walked up to me and started licking my jacket. My friend punched her
CherryCapuchino
Da eff
Sounds like something I woul... Never mind.
CherryCapuchino wait..mmmDAFAQ???
What the ever loving fu-
CherryCapuchino what? what? what what fu---
I have this classmate, she's a great friend I have nothing against her really, who likes to hug people. Thing is I have no idea what to do when people touch me because I'm too awkward for this. When she hugs me I just awkwardly stand there. Or when someone playfully punches my arm I have no idea what to do. What am I supposed to do? Punch them back? Laugh? That's why they just receive silence.
Omg, ikr
Janice Tan omg same!
Janice Tan Yes, laugh when someone playfully punches your arm. That's what I would do, anyway. And hug people back. xD
Janice Tan You're welcome xD
Janice Tan When you say punch them back.... TAKE EM DOWN! Alessia Joach
The salt part killed me
milk rattie may u rip
RIP milk rattie~Murdered by That Salt Part
>:3 **tries to poke Dans neck**
I like to live dangerously >:3
Once on my school bus I put my bags on the empty seats across from me and sat down but when I went to grab my bags, I wasn't looking and a guy was walking past me and my hand went directly between his legs!! I literally died because I had the biggest crush on him and I basically molested him!!
"OMG Becky I JUST saw the TALLEST lesbian"
Llama_ _Corner UEH and she was such a prevent
I have this weird thing where if you are someone I hate and you come in any sort of contact with my skin, even just breathing on my arm, I will literally shoo you back and be like, whoa, whoa, whoa dude back the hell up.
same XD i hate it and when people touch my neck and arms oh my god if i get touched by people i dont like its even worse i dont even let my friends touch me XD
+Jaycie 2001 I let my friends touch me but except for that SAMEE
I'm only obsessed with personal space around strangers. If I'm with friends, it's cuddle time!
She walked off because she was embarrassed. She didn't mean to say that. Even of it didn't seem like she was embarrassed, OH BELIEVE ME SHE WAS. She probably like you. In mean, what is the first thing you think when you meet you crush. 'Man he smells nice'. AND THERE YA GO
Is it really the first thing you think when you meet your crush though? xD I mean it is really that much important?
yeah, like its just a thing that i guess all the girls have with their boy/girlfriend that they smell so fucking good like wtf
I hate when people touch my neck, and when people whisper in my ear. It's just REALLY creepy
When you're standing on an escalator
You'd better prepare
Because Dan's gonna sneak up on you and start smelling your hair
+mia_ 2478 HAHAHAHA
+Fenna Leeuwenburgh do you get me 😏
Yes mia_ 2478 & dying of laughter XD
I hope so he's cute and my hair smells great right now
+mia_ 2478 lol! I laughed so hard when I read this!
I have androphobia so going in public, when a man is near me tremble it’s the most embarrassing thing ever 😓
Is it a phobia to be terrified of the most dangerous animal on the planet?
my mum touches me wayyyy toooooo much and I'm like "MUM STOP TOUCHING ME ITS CREEPY AND ANNOYING"
Well I took that the complete wrong wat
my mom slaps me in the butt.
she got used doing it to me when I was like 3 because I would laugh but now it's just weird XD
(then again it's not like she does it every day or even once a well anymore)
+Basically Suicidle SAME! Its so fucking annoying. I'm like, " Mom what the actual hell are you doing?" but in my head I'm like "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU PERVERT THIS IS NOT OKAY, IM CALLING THE POLICE" My god! my glad I'm not the only one!
😂 IKR
but tbh I never say because I care too much and I feel like it'll make her think I'm "growing up" and I don't wanna upset her😧
my mom does it to my dad too it's kinda hilarious cuz he's like "this is abuse"
My problem is, I don't really like some physichal contacts. If it's someone comforting me or a person really close, hugging is nice, but people around me seem to have a habit to just hug me out of the blue, when before we've had like one conversation. And even with my best friend it's a bit uncomfortable. :(
Not liking people touching your neck is actually quite common, and is often caused by being born with the umbilical cord wrapped around the neck slightly strangling you. It makes you really sensitive to it.
THE MORE YOU KNOW
This fucked me up a lil' bit.
That just blew my mind...my weird neck thing makes so much sense now
That's a very logical explanation for my problem.
So I was strangled before I was born?
I hate anyone who touches me
Eva *poke* Irl I would probably get punched.
Bubbly Fish how do u make the Letters bold?
Autism
The people that always need to touch my hair. Yes. Even strangers. I get it. My hair is long, kinda nicely curled and flawless as a new born rose. But please. No.
I know. Our hair. And everybody seems to be pissed when we don't want it to visit everybodys nose. Cheers to us with the burden of beautiful hair!
Same one of the reasons I cut my hair like srsly it feels weird
I have super long hair so I went visit my new cousin so I'm playing with him making sure he does not cry then I look over for second he yanks my hair I spin around and have this look on my face like what was that why I couldn't be mad for so long mostly because of puppy eyes
+Smøl Bean people in my school will come up to me say can I braid your I say no in my I am going back up don't you think about touching my hair
+Smøl Bean people in my school will come up to me say can I braid your hair I say no in my mind I am going back up don't you think about touching my hair
"oh my god, Becky. i just saw the tallest lesbian ever." now that she says it, he does look like one, but at the same time he doesn't.
pxpichulo IKR!
I can't handle it if anyone touches, or even just brushes against my stomach. If someone tries to tickle me there, I start laughing insanely with the craziest laugh I can manage, JUST to scare them off.
i usually commit murders when they tickle me there, is just impossible to contain the rest of my body, i go around jumping kicking punching screaming
You mean
MySpace ;)
I apologize
Panickedbutonbeebos Forehead You are not forgiven!
@@tinkrr_ I think they should be forgiven because if the username
Now I wanna hear what dan said to that lady xD
Omfffff neck touching is the worst thing ever!! I swear, if someone touch my neck I start to do this turtle thing with my neck, and I start to hiss and squeal like an aggressive hamster on drugs. No kidding.
Your comment just made my day
I do that too and sometimes when I'm in class my friend does it to me then everyone just looks at me while I'm looking like a turtle making weird noises
Agreed. I hate when people touch my neck
Agreed to all of the comments. My best friend finds it fun to touch my neck and my shoulders shoot up to my ears so she can't touch it anymore. Yeah. I'm a bit weird.
I do the same thing 😂 I had to quit my martial arts because of the fact we had to do neck grabs! I can't handle people touching my neck!!
every inch of my skin is so sensitive that if u lightly stroke any exposed piece I would cringe.....but if u hit it I can bear the pain idk y
0128rachel BA HAAA! I'm not the only one! Ha! Thank you, 0128rachel for making me feel slightly better.
Someone barely touched my hand and I screamed as loudly as I could and collapsed to the ground… It was a very mild reaction.
I was at school and we were walking to a nearby park and this boys hand brushed mine so I totally freaked and cringed and started making weird noises. he just looked at me and ran away
I think thats called being ticklish?
That salt every single time I mean how did it get so close