Jim Breuer Didn't Live Up to Lars Ulrich's “Partying Standard” (2009)

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  • Опубліковано 7 гру 2019
  • Comedian Jim Breuer recounts the events of his wild night out with the Metallica drummer.
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  • @kenlowiii
    @kenlowiii 4 роки тому +2157

    I love he starts the story with "Lars is a great guy" and then tells a wicked story explaining just how terrible of a guy Lars is 😂😂

    • @Lopez-my1bo
      @Lopez-my1bo 4 роки тому +28

      Lars is god

    • @minners71
      @minners71 4 роки тому +72

      Terrible how? Seems like a fucking great guy to hang out with :) Jim on the other hand sounds like a real lightweight.

  • @ivanstevenson_
    @ivanstevenson_ 4 роки тому +2719

    Best ulrich impression yet👌

    • @RickyMackie
      @RickyMackie 4 роки тому +42

      Riversmallies right?! First one I’ve heard of him.

    • @95ZR580
      @95ZR580 4 роки тому +17

      Oh yes, that was fantastic 😂

    • @insanebrain213
      @insanebrain213 4 роки тому +14

      He must practice alot

  • @GarrettLoganGriffin
    @GarrettLoganGriffin 4 роки тому +785

    Bro that Lars impression is so on point it’s insane🤣

  • @deadeyes2803
    @deadeyes2803 4 роки тому +480

    i think the word knapsack reminded him of napster. thats why he was so mad.

  • @crimsonshadow7459
    @crimsonshadow7459 4 роки тому +814

    So that's what happend to my knapsack 😤

    • @Balin93
      @Balin93 4 роки тому +6

      Very nice.

    • @RyanJerdon
      @RyanJerdon 4 роки тому +30

      Crimson Shadow745 well your irresponsible and left it on the bus.

    • @guitaroholic4365
      @guitaroholic4365 4 роки тому +16

      Fucking irresponsible kid! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kensfestoolchannel7916
      @kensfestoolchannel7916 4 роки тому +4

      Be more responsible next time.

    • @scottudell7202
      @scottudell7202 4 роки тому +15

      Fuk yer fukin knapsack, huh! Yer fukin irresponsible leaving yer fukin knapsack!

  • @cjlive5182
    @cjlive5182 4 роки тому +833

    I’d like Breuer to explain the Napster story doing Lars.

    • @HarmlessComment
      @HarmlessComment 4 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @tested123
      @tested123 4 роки тому +23

      I think the cigarette part was a sneaky reference to that

    • @Georgecostanza7
      @Georgecostanza7 4 роки тому +14

      his impersonation is perfect

    • @stephent904
      @stephent904 4 роки тому +2

      cmon obviously the way he says it. Get lars to back up the statement

    • @Lopez-my1bo
      @Lopez-my1bo 4 роки тому +7

      Not much to explain. People where stealing his music and he shut that shit down. Lars was right

  • @Sopphopper
    @Sopphopper 4 роки тому +160

    I've never heard Howard Stern this quiet during an interview. But then again it's a great story!

  • @kalebpost20
    @kalebpost20 4 роки тому +100

    People who don’t know who Lars is don’t know how good of an impression this is. It’s incredible

  • @highcurrent1125
    @highcurrent1125 4 роки тому +174

    A guy that goes home to wife despite the killer party scene....class.

  • @vinrando62
    @vinrando62 4 роки тому +622

    Jim is great at story telling. 🤘

    • @rrguitar1
      @rrguitar1 4 роки тому +10

      That was funny as shit. He's good.

    • @slamb9951
      @slamb9951 4 роки тому +5

      Yes 👍 👍

    • @valueinvestor77
      @valueinvestor77 4 роки тому +5

      he’s up there with Charlie Murphy

  • @chris_redd2453
    @chris_redd2453 4 роки тому +155

    He fkn left the club

  • @richardbently7236
    @richardbently7236 4 роки тому +786

    This story doesn't surprise me.

    • @thescriptwriter824
      @thescriptwriter824 4 роки тому +26

      Lars has and will always be a total prick. Great drummer tho.

    • @jimmyfreeman5714
      @jimmyfreeman5714 4 роки тому +4

      Can't ya just see it?!

    • @chimpo6437
      @chimpo6437 4 роки тому +16

      he would have still been on coke back then anyways.. he only quit in 2009 i believe.

    • @DisposableSanitarium
      @DisposableSanitarium 4 роки тому +4

      Lars isn’t a prick. He’s super friendly.

    • @rickg8015
      @rickg8015 4 роки тому +1

      The Washington Post Is that you Jason? Lol

  • @ModernPlague
    @ModernPlague 4 роки тому +193

    So Lars complains about how irresponsible it is to lose a backpack or not by cigarettes ahead of time, but then crosses busy city streets in front of oncoming traffic. Class act.

  • @fotog04
    @fotog04 4 роки тому +232

    I’d hang with Jim before hanging with Lars any day.

  • @d.ferrell9978
    @d.ferrell9978 4 роки тому +167

    I'm guessing Lars has never lost a thing in his life (except maybe his manners) If that is the case, kudos for keeping track of all your stuff. To the rest of us irresponsible dummies out here, I'm not sure about you, but I am extremely thankful for all the kind souls out there, who have returned my lost processions - and trust me, there has been a few. I hope the kid got his books back. Thanks for trying Jim.

  • @KillSwitchNY
    @KillSwitchNY 4 роки тому +573

    Amazing that Hetfield has tolerated Lars since the beginning. James comes off as such a chill dude.

    • @CrOosBiE
      @CrOosBiE 4 роки тому +73

      Unbelievable man ahaha
      They both know they have a one in a billion chemistry for writing songs

    • @LuisLopez-om8zr
      @LuisLopez-om8zr 4 роки тому +24

      $, and it's fun to create music. Might as well put up with it

    • @iggypopisgod9
      @iggypopisgod9 4 роки тому +40

      KillSwitchNY thinking the same thing. Drummers can easily be replaced. I am curious the attachment James has.

    • @nosferatuzodd6227
      @nosferatuzodd6227 4 роки тому +51

      @@iggypopisgod9Not all drummers are easy to replace, although i have to agree on lars

  • @shawnmcvey7789
    @shawnmcvey7789 4 роки тому +219

    Bruer is the type of guy that could make doing nothing seem better than most parties.

  • @MrSpeedyAce
    @MrSpeedyAce 4 роки тому +94

    “THERE’S YOUR FOOKIN’ KNAPSACK!!!”

  • @TRJ2241987
    @TRJ2241987 4 роки тому +134

    "If they wrote the scene in a movie you'd go, 'This is a little over the top....'"
    lol I love those moments in life

  • @kevinmaund9515
    @kevinmaund9515 4 роки тому +160

    Lmao his Lars impression is spot on

  • @robtoc
    @robtoc 3 роки тому +109

    Breuer is a top notch story teller...I could listen to him all day, and his impressions are off the chart. HIs standup bit of AC/DC doing the "Hokey Pokey" is classic, as well as him talking about his parents! Seems like a good dude to hang and have a beer with! Big fan Jim!!!

  • @trentsmith8531
    @trentsmith8531 4 роки тому +33

    That's the best Lars impression I've ever heard

  • @evilduotv
    @evilduotv 4 роки тому +68

    Imagine having Lars Ulrich just casually walk over your car. and thinking "bro did the fucking drummer of Metallica just walk over my car?"

  • @KabutungKabayo
    @KabutungKabayo 4 роки тому +116

    Frigging spot on impression of Lars! Had me laughing so hard!

  • @mwhitelaw8569
    @mwhitelaw8569 4 роки тому +197

    I'd say Lars is lucky
    Lucky he didn't get the shit knocked out of him for walking on somebody's car.

  • @peterjackson4517
    @peterjackson4517 4 роки тому +50

    Best Lars impression ever.

  • @Nay-kp6uu
    @Nay-kp6uu 4 роки тому +163

    Jim is hilarious

  • @eltravo2112
    @eltravo2112 4 роки тому +40

    If I ever get to meet Lars Ulrich in person the first thing I’m gonna tell him is “Dude you sound just like Jim Breuer!”

  • @yourthebest7942
    @yourthebest7942 4 роки тому +107

    That’s a great Lars impersonation

  • @anduin1
    @anduin1 4 роки тому +32

    I was a 2 AM partier as well. I would always sneak away and go home before things tend to go downhill

  • @kmcewenguitar
    @kmcewenguitar 4 роки тому +33

    Best Lars impression ever... And when Jim laughed Goat Boy came out for just a sec 🤣

  • @justinhayes6665
    @justinhayes6665 4 роки тому +46

    I never realized how much Lars and Woody Allen sound alike until I heard Jim's impression. Now I can't unhear it lol.

    • @billpeart
      @billpeart 4 роки тому +2

      Sounds a bit like Bernie Sanders too!

  • @palestar828
    @palestar828 4 роки тому +18

    I love Jim breuer. Just saw him Thursday Feb 6 2020 at del Lago casino in Waterloo ny and I was laughing my ass off! He's 52 and he's still got it! Love you Jim!!!

  • @whoami7721
    @whoami7721 4 роки тому +43

    I had "f**kin' knapsack" from the Lars impression for days after hearing this.

  • @juangambrinus3637
    @juangambrinus3637 4 роки тому +15

    Dude that Lars impression is fucking spot on

  • @oiddio69
    @oiddio69 3 роки тому +20

    I’d love to party with Jim. One of the most underrated comedian there is. One of the best!!!!

  • @dang5217
    @dang5217 4 роки тому +143

    I’m not gonna dooooo
    What everyone thinks I’m gonna doooo
    And FREAK OUT MAN!!

  • @sebboss3277
    @sebboss3277 4 роки тому +434

    I thought this dude was wasted until he did his wasted impersonation.

    • @rowdy1467
      @rowdy1467 4 роки тому +41

      Breuer always sounds fucked up. Even when he isn't.

    • @jodyssey9921
      @jodyssey9921 4 роки тому +17

      He always looks drunk.

    • @dennisjr77
      @dennisjr77 4 роки тому +30

      He has...... resting wasted face.

  • @tjnaples
    @tjnaples 4 роки тому +159

    You haven’t lived until you’ve heard Jim’s AC/DC Hokey Pokey!

    • @honestjohn3865
      @honestjohn3865 4 роки тому +3

      tjnaples You ready? 1 2 3 HOKEY POKEY! (HOKEY POKEY!) Ooo

    • @SonnyGTA
      @SonnyGTA 4 роки тому +1

      tjnaples that is SOOOOO funny!

    • @ripper2087
      @ripper2087 4 роки тому +3

      I used to despise Jim Breuer because of his Goat Boy character on SNL. I didn't think it was funny at all. Then I saw Jim doing AC/DC, specifically the Hokey Pokey and gave him another chance. He's funny as hell. He does awesome musical impressions and is spot on for Brian Johnson.

    • @davidambrose9824
      @davidambrose9824 4 роки тому +2

      This is definitely a hokey pokey crowd! 😂

    • @jharju2352
      @jharju2352 4 роки тому +3

      @@ripper2087 The first time I saw Brewer was in Half Baked. His dopey, always-spaced-always-baked character in the movie was a little annoying but it was a good gateway to his stand-up material.

  • @scott9107
    @scott9107 4 роки тому +23

    What a great story! Hell of an impression!

  • @zp6097
    @zp6097 4 роки тому +32

    Great friggin story! I love hearing about how he was star struck partying, but still down home enough to say, It’s late, Ima head home and take care of mama. Respect Jim

  • @radiolocke
    @radiolocke 4 роки тому +31

    For anyone that knows anything about Lars Ulrich, this story sounds too true to not be able to believe.

  • @PaulThompsonGB
    @PaulThompsonGB 4 роки тому +917

    South Park tells it best....Lars can’t have his gold plated shark tank because you illegally downloaded his music.

    • @kevinrutkowski3034
      @kevinrutkowski3034 4 роки тому +56

      Why do you think ANYONE should work for free? Metallicas success is a direct result of being one of the hardest working bands of the last 40 years....again i ask...why do you think ANYONE should work for free?

    • @hinjurock70
      @hinjurock70 4 роки тому +78

      Lars was standing up for all musicians when he spoke out against Napster, not just the wealthy ones. And he was right.

    • @johnbraucher1499
      @johnbraucher1499 4 роки тому +36

      From the look of your avetar it looks like you probably think you deserve or are somehow entitled to Lars' music. They WRITE the songs and worked their asses off to get where they are. Pirating other people's art is wrong. Do you think if you were a painter, you would LOVE it if people started stealing them, and then make it out like You're the bad guy?

    • @hardluck8732
      @hardluck8732 4 роки тому +25

      Lars is nuts...but to be fair.....there was better music around when we still had to buy albums.

    • @Skelly5962
      @Skelly5962 4 роки тому +7

      @@kevinrutkowski3034 So I can have free music. Duh.

  • @JohnPedder
    @JohnPedder 4 роки тому +8

    Good on him for calling it a night. I know so many men that couldn’t do this. Never been a problem for me.

  • @zdub8438
    @zdub8438 4 роки тому +39

    In Jim's defense, his resting face is higher than most people can get.

  • @deengew
    @deengew 4 роки тому +16

    As someone whos horrible at telling stories, Breuer is an underrated story teller

  • @DaMainDude
    @DaMainDude 2 роки тому +21

    You know the story is true since everyone can 100% see him saying every word 😂

  • @todessehnsucht
    @todessehnsucht 4 роки тому +12

    best lars impersonation i've seen lmfao spot on

  • @KillWilbur02
    @KillWilbur02 4 роки тому +10

    What a great story teller! I loved this!

  • @thedude4672
    @thedude4672 3 роки тому +6

    I love this story. I've listened to it many times.
    Cracks me up!

  • @CursedFortune
    @CursedFortune 4 роки тому +6

    I heard of good lars impressions before but nothing beats this one.

  • @danielguest7841
    @danielguest7841 3 роки тому +10

    That cigarette story is awesome! I've totally felt that way. I can't wait until the next time someone wants to bum a smoke from me. I've got that line in the chamber.

  • @cojakwheatmon817
    @cojakwheatmon817 4 роки тому +2

    What a story teller!

  • @ahyaok100
    @ahyaok100 3 роки тому +18

    There two types of people in the world: Those that will try to give back something that somebody lost and then there's guys like Lars.

  • @JM-co6rf
    @JM-co6rf 4 роки тому +9

    His Lars impression is perfect

  • @otispileowhalespeabody3121
    @otispileowhalespeabody3121 2 роки тому +10

    Jim Breuer is a legend. Freaking hilarious

  • @tested123
    @tested123 4 роки тому +10

    I watched this clip 5 times. Ive never heard anyone do lars before. Its perfection.

  • @toms3142
    @toms3142 4 роки тому +78

    Master of napsacks

    • @adamski101
      @adamski101 4 роки тому +3

      For whom the napsack tolls.

  • @tbone5757
    @tbone5757 4 роки тому +6

    I remember listening to this live. Great story!

  • @joycampi7233
    @joycampi7233 4 роки тому +12

    This interview is fckn great!!!😂😂

  • @BeardedSniper82
    @BeardedSniper82 4 роки тому +5

    Love Breuer. Great impressions

  • @johnwisniewski8712
    @johnwisniewski8712 4 роки тому +7

    What a great storyteller Jim is

  • @PSNmemoryismisery
    @PSNmemoryismisery 4 роки тому +4

    I love Jim. a purely nice genuine guy.

  • @seanthebaptist6757
    @seanthebaptist6757 4 роки тому +10

    Man that Lars impression is amazing

  • @Andy-kw5nw
    @Andy-kw5nw 3 роки тому +6

    This is a top 10 story UA-cam!

  • @ryanbrown2348
    @ryanbrown2348 4 роки тому +12

    I never really noticed Lars’ accent after all these years until Jim impersonated it

  • @MustangFord
    @MustangFord 4 роки тому +17

    Jim is the best man. Always a great entertainer and looks like a good dude overall.

  • @jefffraley7094
    @jefffraley7094 4 роки тому +5

    Oh man! Napster first came out late 90's?? Here I am downloading a few old little known 70's songs.
    I'd listen and dance every night.
    A guest of mine got on and downloaded 1 Metallica song.
    I was all but locked out of my house for life.
    Lars

  • @MikeAldercreative
    @MikeAldercreative 4 роки тому +8

    That was a hilarious story!! Jim is the man!!

  • @joeymonster5217
    @joeymonster5217 3 роки тому +3

    "He left the fooking party!"

  • @TheNoSuchThingPodcast
    @TheNoSuchThingPodcast 2 роки тому +4

    Jim’s got some funny ass stories

  • @dba4292
    @dba4292 4 роки тому +15

    He is so freaking funny. I couldn't help laughing the whole time

  • @TheHehe1223
    @TheHehe1223 4 роки тому +9

    Jim is always a great guest. Such a good storyteller

  • @alpinebandages3660
    @alpinebandages3660 4 роки тому +37

    2:47 that was it?
    Oh No No No...
    Lol

  • @DisrespectfulRob
    @DisrespectfulRob 4 роки тому +4

    That Lars impression is on point. Jim is a HELL of a story teller.

  • @jf5618
    @jf5618 4 роки тому +2

    Jim is ALWAYS A PHENOMENAL guest!

  • @turnintoo7887
    @turnintoo7887 4 роки тому +1

    wow, awesome impression and great story

  • @robertwalls5794
    @robertwalls5794 4 роки тому +16

    Great story and Lars impersonation but his "star struck" bit at 4:20 is greatness.

  • @jaco5187
    @jaco5187 4 роки тому +6

    I love his Lars impressions. Sounds just like Lars!!

  • @ITMeCE
    @ITMeCE 4 роки тому +7

    I can’t believe how spot on he was when he did Lars xD

  • @erock1779
    @erock1779 4 роки тому +4

    Wow! Amazing, hilarious story!

  • @Doomzdayxx
    @Doomzdayxx 4 роки тому +7

    gonna be honest. I was getting ready to leave an insulting comment about Jim Breuer, but he totally just won me over with that story. Brilliant impersonation lol

  • @wheresmycheese8511
    @wheresmycheese8511 4 роки тому +4

    I love how this guy can be a comedian, coach Deontay Wilder and host overhaulin’ such an inspiration

  • @syLntscream
    @syLntscream 4 роки тому +7

    this dudes impressions are so funny

  • @seantaylor537
    @seantaylor537 4 роки тому +1

    One of the best Breuer segments

  • @michaelkline646
    @michaelkline646 4 роки тому

    Masterful storyteller

  • @catfailla5881
    @catfailla5881 4 роки тому +1

    Perfect!!!

  • @LittleDinkens
    @LittleDinkens 4 роки тому

    excellent content, Stern keep it coming

  • @KCDW83
    @KCDW83 4 роки тому +5

    It's amazing how much he can sound like Lars.

  • @bmillerdrums
    @bmillerdrums 4 роки тому +2

    Best Lars impression I’ve ever heard

  • @seashley8931
    @seashley8931 3 роки тому +2

    this is legendary, now Im gonna try to have Lars sign my knapsack..

  • @goranhrastovik5364
    @goranhrastovik5364 4 роки тому +4

    Breur...great comic and impressionist

  • @Kevil911
    @Kevil911 4 роки тому +1

    Jim tells the best stories.

  • @ErndawormsGamingAndToys
    @ErndawormsGamingAndToys 4 роки тому +6

    Oh man I could listen to Jim tell stories all day, HUH !!! 😂

  • @Jim70924
    @Jim70924 4 роки тому +4

    I remember seeing this when it came out and laughing my ass off-still the same after all this time.

  • @bidask123
    @bidask123 3 роки тому +1

    After all that and then he brings me to this little club.

  • @danielrogers9037
    @danielrogers9037 4 роки тому

    I love this guy

  • @PatrickWhatUp
    @PatrickWhatUp 4 роки тому

    That was an epic clip.

  • @bullish1920
    @bullish1920 4 роки тому +5

    I believe every word of this story.

  • @bellmeisterful
    @bellmeisterful 4 роки тому +2

    That was an awesome Lars impression