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  • Опубліковано 16 гру 2024

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  • @sophie7780
    @sophie7780 3 роки тому +2749

    love you including "do we strike you?" as if anything bob mortimer says is made more clear with context lmao

    • @eva.mia.
      @eva.mia. 3 роки тому +88

      YES! i was also just thinking about how half the funny things he says aren't even prompted by the tasks lmao. like the "largest of all the nuts" line as well

    • @icturner23
      @icturner23 3 роки тому +18

      I’ve seen that line a few times in the last few days, but it never gets old. And no one else could have got away with it.

    • @neithere
      @neithere 3 роки тому

      CHEEEZEE

    • @BedriddenRiddims
      @BedriddenRiddims Рік тому +3

      Even in context it didn't make sense

    • @lettuce984
      @lettuce984 Рік тому +1

      “I’ve sinned again man..”

  • @luckyystrikerr
    @luckyystrikerr 3 роки тому +1346

    “stop it. stop it. stop it. stop it.” - alex horne, creator of the show

    • @Tkieron
      @Tkieron 3 роки тому +60

      It's amazing the abuse he puts himself through for our entertainment

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob Рік тому +16

      It's weird to see the extent to which he was involved in S1, he'd never do that nowadays. If Rose and Ed had started a physical altercation one of them would have died before Alex stepped in

  • @CucumberpatchAddict
    @CucumberpatchAddict 3 роки тому +783

    "you're a conscious being"
    "oH, i Am sO sORRY!"

  • @aenamabag
    @aenamabag 3 роки тому +936

    The passion with which Bob sings 'Rosaline's a fucking nightmare', followed by silence through the rest of the song, really shows how committed he is to that line.

  • @DJWildArt
    @DJWildArt 3 роки тому +1600

    Phil’s “they’re very charming, the Irish” is such an underrated quote!

    • @-hayleymc_is_tired-5038
      @-hayleymc_is_tired-5038 3 роки тому +100

      To the Welsh man 👌😂

    • @whatinthesomeguy
      @whatinthesomeguy  3 роки тому +135

      RIGHT phil honestly has so many good lines it was hard deciding which ones to include hsdjsjdk

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 3 роки тому +42

      @@whatinthesomeguy You were wangwishing in your decisions?

    • @bigratman_
      @bigratman_ 3 роки тому +7

      the fact you like taskmaster and have a starkid pfp makes me very happy

    • @lepus9588
      @lepus9588 3 роки тому +1

      @@bigratman_ BRO and unus annus, triple crossover

  • @Not_An_EV
    @Not_An_EV 3 роки тому +685

    Honestly the laminator moment is an underrated gem.

    • @EricTheRea
      @EricTheRea 3 роки тому +17

      I think about it with some frequency. I actually thought of it earlier today.

    • @Not_An_EV
      @Not_An_EV 3 роки тому +31

      @@EricTheRea I introduced a guy at work to Taskmaster and now we'll be stocking the shelves and one us will just start with "3...2...1" then we both exclaim "laminator".
      We look crazy af to everyone else but we chuckle like school kids everytime.

    • @EricTheRea
      @EricTheRea 3 роки тому

      @@Not_An_EV That is fantastic!

    • @Not_An_EV
      @Not_An_EV 3 роки тому +9

      @@EricTheRea we also use the word *BOSH* quite often and when we go to the smoke shed and turn the heater on you can guarantee we say in a god awful accent "I'm going to get warm"
      Man I fucking live Taskmaster

    • @willgaines8575
      @willgaines8575 3 роки тому +11

      What makes it for me is James Acaster's reaction, he looks genuinely horrified and amazed that they both said the same thing

  • @niamhburke4630
    @niamhburke4630 3 роки тому +267

    WHERE IS THE APPRECIATION FOR
    Rhod: *nods wisely* “left banana”

  • @Luigiman-rc9fi
    @Luigiman-rc9fi 3 роки тому +801

    Sometimes I see no context comps that give too much context, this one doesn't though, I love it.

    • @thebigkapowski
      @thebigkapowski 3 роки тому +19

      Right? Exactly! This one was just right. I hope there is a part two! Maybe even with TM NZ!

    • @whatinthesomeguy
      @whatinthesomeguy  3 роки тому +24

      @@thebigkapowski im thinking abt making a part 2 yeah!!! there are tons of other moments i forgot abt when making this/just couldnt find so yk. also i havent watched tm nz yet so ill definitely do that

    • @squeakyelbows
      @squeakyelbows 3 роки тому +3

      @@thebigkapowski That's a fake grape!

  • @danielmckeown3290
    @danielmckeown3290 3 роки тому +504

    I love the absolute chaotic energy of this video to then come to a grinding halt for Hugh and Alex surrounded by bubbles and idillic music to do some really shit ballet and you just let that play out for a while before returning to the screaming and batshit comments

  • @TheRubySpider
    @TheRubySpider 3 роки тому +748

    The pure, unbridled joy Carey and Greg have when they both say “a laminator” simultaneously is the most wholesome thing I’ve seen in a while.

  • @dimensionalremi
    @dimensionalremi 3 роки тому +462

    nish saying "some lesbians are white, chill out bro" is unbelievably hilarious out of context but to be entirely fair it was also hilarious in context and made equally as much sense

    • @Xob_Driesestig
      @Xob_Driesestig Рік тому +1

      What episode was it?

    • @hjt091
      @hjt091 Рік тому

      @@Xob_Driesestig S5E2 The Leprechaun and the Lesbian

    • @eggchomp
      @eggchomp 11 місяців тому +2

      @@hjt091as an irish lesbian that fucking title always makes me laugh

  • @luuketaylor
    @luuketaylor 3 роки тому +135

    "What's your name?
    "Greg."
    "No."
    "Yes?"
    "I chaaaanged it!"

  • @caseyjune4912
    @caseyjune4912 3 роки тому +176

    James' genuine reaction to "a laminator!" is incredible

  • @ZeppelinBigFan
    @ZeppelinBigFan 3 роки тому +537

    To be fair, even if you provide context to Bob Mortimer it still wouldn’t offer much help in understanding his madness.

  • @damnskillz2083
    @damnskillz2083 3 роки тому +224

    4:17 I love how Greg's mind takes a second to process what she said, that "Okay and...-what?" is so funny to me

  • @gloss6969
    @gloss6969 3 роки тому +438

    ‘it’s a shame my hands aren’t my feet’ is still my favourite quote from the show hahahaha

  • @MyNameIsNeutron
    @MyNameIsNeutron 3 роки тому +180

    Phil Wang Sarah Kendall
    🤝
    "A LIME!"

  • @clarefrench6806
    @clarefrench6806 3 роки тому +308

    As far as no context quotes go, Ed's "if I'd known in advance I wouldn't have made a baby" is an absolute gem. I can imagine a lot of people in everyday life feeling that one 😂

  • @procrastination2204
    @procrastination2204 2 роки тому +100

    3:27 is literally my morning alarm so when it started playing, I thought I was waking up from a really bizarre dream that I had been in for the last 3 minutes and 27 seconds

  • @Clapbox1
    @Clapbox1 3 роки тому +131

    Alice Levine saying "don't be sorry" is my go-to pick-me-up line, I literally can't stop smiling for 5 minutes after hearing it

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob Рік тому +3

      Glad someone else feels the same way

  • @overlydramaticpanda
    @overlydramaticpanda Рік тому +76

    We all know that Mark and Nish objectively wrote the better song about Rosalind...but the sheer passion on Bob Mortimer's face as he sings "Rosalind's a fucking nightmare" is truly a thing of wonder in itself.

    • @lawrencecalablaster568
      @lawrencecalablaster568 Рік тому +3

      I genuinely want to know why they landed on the idea she was a “nightmare” when they didn’t have anything else bad to say about her.

  • @hudbabible
    @hudbabible 3 роки тому +386

    What is bad is, I know all the context by heart XD

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 3 роки тому +7

      I'm missing one of them (rub a dub dub), which means I'll need to rewatch that entire series. The sacrifices I make!

    • @amemelia
      @amemelia 3 роки тому +12

      @@qwertyTRiG pretty sure it was make a TV soap

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 3 роки тому

      @@amemelia ah thanks

    • @attahs
      @attahs 3 роки тому +10

      P: "my waters broken"
      J: "my heart is broken"
      R: "Ruba dub dub"

    • @yeetereliter680
      @yeetereliter680 3 роки тому +3

      Everyone’s got feelings

  • @snail4641
    @snail4641 3 роки тому +76

    joe thomas, forever the most relatable taskmaster contestant

  • @jennamoore3169
    @jennamoore3169 3 роки тому +136

    Bicycle my excellent bicycle is a quote I always forget about but it cracks me up everytime

  • @kaelagee3082
    @kaelagee3082 3 роки тому +88

    Robs “GonNa GeT WArM” kills me

  • @AlwaysBolttheBird
    @AlwaysBolttheBird 3 роки тому +147

    Bob Mortimer just looking at a guest going "do.....do we strike her" will always be my favorite thing

  • @alanacastillo90
    @alanacastillo90 3 роки тому +123

    1:17 James getting scared by two middle aged people will never not be funny to me

    • @mariazakutyan7004
      @mariazakutyan7004 3 роки тому

      what was the context for that again?? i don’t remember

    • @alanacastillo90
      @alanacastillo90 3 роки тому +4

      @@mariazakutyan7004 I think the task was to bring the best stationary

    • @TMTM7
      @TMTM7 3 роки тому +19

      @@alanacastillo90 Was he scared? I thought he was so blown away that Greg guessed Kerry's prize

  • @lauracarione9045
    @lauracarione9045 3 роки тому +71

    I'm still angry about Hugh's dance and I never will not be angry.

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 2 роки тому +1

      That and Phil's G key and items in bin task

  • @tohbaboba
    @tohbaboba Рік тому +15

    "One of you must die. Your time starts now." IS SO OMINOUS LMAOOO.

  • @abj6920
    @abj6920 3 роки тому +135

    I really wish I didn't know by heart where each clip is from. This would be a total delight with actually no context

  • @dornian_gray
    @dornian_gray 2 роки тому +41

    I love the little move Alex makes with his hands at 3:02 after seeing Al, like "ah yes, this is most agreeable"

  • @ModestBananana
    @ModestBananana 3 роки тому +43

    This actually makes for an amazing advertisement for the show.

  • @eric_the_egggremlin
    @eric_the_egggremlin 3 роки тому +38

    I expected "hand of the leg" but "A LIME!!!!!!!!!" is far funnier, thank you for this delicious no-context content

  • @reecewharf
    @reecewharf 3 роки тому +21

    "the cheaper the wotsit the greater the adhesion"

    • @lettuce984
      @lettuce984 Рік тому

      “I’ve sinned again man…”

  • @elizaheathen
    @elizaheathen 3 роки тому +18

    *A LIIIIIMMMEEE*
    took me off guard and i cackled

  • @HandDrawnHistory
    @HandDrawnHistory 2 роки тому +9

    "Shown out of context, it looks like we're all having a mental breakdown" - Frank Skinner.

  • @MichelleLalindeNoack
    @MichelleLalindeNoack 3 роки тому +33

    my eyes are circles

  • @pollyflores418
    @pollyflores418 3 роки тому +47

    This is my brain at all times

  • @chinadollsyndrome
    @chinadollsyndrome 3 роки тому +33

    I could not be more pleased to see that I've actually forgotten what's going on in some of these clips, so now I have an excuse to rewatch it all!

  • @pegkitcher6084
    @pegkitcher6084 3 роки тому +27

    'LIME?!' is my favourite moment and nobody ever agrees with me

  • @poppyseed1987
    @poppyseed1987 3 роки тому +49

    I’m not sure context makes bob mortimer more sensical

  • @meadow9220
    @meadow9220 3 роки тому +11

    Don't forget Katherine Parkinson's "Am I the spider?"

  • @schlagie
    @schlagie 3 роки тому +21

    4:35 you should've included him punching the fish mid-air lmao

  • @hotscottrulz
    @hotscottrulz 3 роки тому +18

    Dignity intact! Dignity intact!

  • @hudbabible
    @hudbabible 3 роки тому +55

    YESSSS AND THE BEST RINGTONE DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEGEND. EPIC.

    • @SquirrelNutkins
      @SquirrelNutkins 3 роки тому +1

      No. Censure (not censure) is the best. ;)

  • @yyrael
    @yyrael 3 роки тому +7

    "A naughty boy gotta eat and say 'Wang'!"

  • @stevej1154
    @stevej1154 3 роки тому +74

    The all-knowing algorithm says: People who liked this video also liked Bob Mortimer’s appearance on the Off Menu podcast. Gamble + Acaster + Mortimer is always a winning combination.

  • @lilybird6868
    @lilybird6868 Рік тому +3

    "How d'you find me?"
    "Google Maps" leaves me wheezing every time

  • @katherine650
    @katherine650 Рік тому +1

    I’m not sure I’ve ever noticed James Acaster‘s reaction to the laminator line, but I love it more than anything

  • @that.guy11
    @that.guy11 3 роки тому +18

    4:13 god damn Greg put those glasses on quick

  • @lowwfeh
    @lowwfeh Рік тому +3

    The beauty of taskamster is that half these things make no sense in context either

  • @bleedinell8405
    @bleedinell8405 Рік тому +3

    Since Series 7 I haven’t been able to say the word ‘lime’ without screaming and throwing something and it’ll be like this for the rest of my life.

  • @sp3ci4list
    @sp3ci4list Рік тому +2

    "je ne sais quoi, as they say in italy" is so underrated

  • @icturner23
    @icturner23 3 роки тому +18

    A full hour of this would be amazing. Or ten.

  • @danahthx
    @danahthx Рік тому

    when it cut to mark wozniak leaning down to the little rat saying “you got no chutzpah” it broke me
    i legitimately forgot about that quote and the way he says it is so serious i burst out laughing so hard that i made myself cough

  • @baoboumusic
    @baoboumusic 3 роки тому +13

    It's scary to think I know almost every one of these clips.

  • @Lukesmithbrfc
    @Lukesmithbrfc Рік тому +2

    Find myself sometimes saying "away you go, you sweet little imps!" at work and everyone looks at me like wtf?

  • @noaheaston2147
    @noaheaston2147 3 роки тому +10

    3:30 is the fucking google alarm sound and i panicked

  • @acediaethos4469
    @acediaethos4469 Рік тому +2

    "what's your favourite yogurt. how d'you feel about death." this is one of my favourite things i've ever heard 0:30

  • @shikhar.awasthi
    @shikhar.awasthi 3 роки тому +23

    Well to be fair, Mortimer and Rhod in context also sometimes confuses everyone!🤣🤣
    And always remember, there's strength in arches!

  • @imbyron5356
    @imbyron5356 3 роки тому +5

    Do we strike you was out of context even in the show.

  • @catzkitten4755
    @catzkitten4755 3 роки тому +7

    “Gonna get warrrm” 🤣

  • @rubypitts4558
    @rubypitts4558 11 місяців тому

    “Gonna get waRm” is still one of the funniest moments to me😭😭

  • @xSymphonie
    @xSymphonie Рік тому +3

    Was waiting for Nish Kumar's: "Oh, you BUBBLY F**K!"
    Still laughed my butt off.

  • @bonecharm
    @bonecharm 3 роки тому +25

    thank you for this gift

  • @DEFarnes
    @DEFarnes Рік тому +1

    POV: Watch all of these clips knowing the context.

  • @youngdolo8
    @youngdolo8 3 роки тому +11

    Even with the full context, these clips all make about as much sense. I should know because I know all the context. 😂

  • @franturner6308
    @franturner6308 3 роки тому +22

    I could watch these videos for the rest of my summer holiday and still be fulfilled

  • @piperformerlycassette
    @piperformerlycassette 7 місяців тому

    I forgot how weird "1...2...3... A Lamininator" is out of context

  • @copperdragon9214
    @copperdragon9214 2 роки тому +2

    starting off with the romesh melon bit, you love to see it

  • @piperformerlycassette
    @piperformerlycassette 7 місяців тому

    if you ever make a second one, please add "it's only legal if he consumates the mirrage in hawaii"

  • @Winchent
    @Winchent 3 роки тому +14

    I'm so glad I've barely seen any Taskmaster. I'm fully planning on watching this, but I wanted to see the no context videos beforehand.
    "The ratings are down.
    One of you must die.
    Your time starts now."

    • @TMTM7
      @TMTM7 3 роки тому +8

      Ya they kill a contestant off in one of the series, won't spoil who or what series

  • @tsnap4
    @tsnap4 Рік тому +2

    Good luck to anyone that goes out seeking context, because there's not that much for a lot of these

  • @eclipse-music
    @eclipse-music 11 місяців тому +1

    A few underrated favourites of mine:
    "How'd you find me??" "Google Maps!" [angry stare]
    "The cheaper the whatsit, the greater the hadhesion."
    "Diabetic equipment." "Pardon?" "DiAbEtiC eQUipMeNT!"
    [just loli cosplaying as alex]
    "Aarghh, you... fucking zebra!"
    This is a great show

  • @KitMin211
    @KitMin211 3 роки тому +3

    I love that I wouldn't know what the show is about from this video xD

  • @themindofceline
    @themindofceline 3 роки тому +23

    do we strike you?

  • @GhostlyGrimoire
    @GhostlyGrimoire Рік тому +1

    This show is just pure fucking chaos

  • @Molz333
    @Molz333 Рік тому

    Okay but the watermelon gets me EVERYTIME

  • @yellow6409
    @yellow6409 3 роки тому +3

    this video is perfect!!! please make a part two, i know there is enough content for it

  • @MissValentina125
    @MissValentina125 3 роки тому +2

    ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE. Thank you for this.

    • @MissValentina125
      @MissValentina125 3 роки тому

      (Or Taskmasterpiece?) (That's too much, I'll leave now.)

  • @DMGamer_PC
    @DMGamer_PC 10 місяців тому

    What I love about this is when you watch the actual show, it's still just as unhinged as this is xD

  • @flightlessjade
    @flightlessjade 3 роки тому +4

    i’m not up to season 11 yet but holy shit i’m so excited for mike and lee

    • @Andjelka99
      @Andjelka99 Рік тому

      That season, 13 and 15 might be my favourites.... But then I watch videos like these and I remember everything else and I can't decide anymore

  • @Bree_999
    @Bree_999 Рік тому +1

    Taskmaster is such a great show and I'm so glad it exists

  • @lisa-uj9kt
    @lisa-uj9kt 6 місяців тому

    my favourite thing about taskmaster is that hardly half of these clips make more sense in context

  • @thomme8539
    @thomme8539 3 роки тому +4

    The greater the hhad heaugh jzun

  • @Sharriska
    @Sharriska 2 роки тому +1

    I was not ready to see the water feature out of context 😂

  • @meow-px6kk
    @meow-px6kk 3 роки тому +2

    this makes me want to rewatch all of it again..

  • @Cee944
    @Cee944 3 роки тому +57

    But to be fair, is there ever context even when watching the show? 😅

  • @jgreen7100
    @jgreen7100 Рік тому

    'Do we strike you?' genuinely makes less sense in context than it does out of context.

  • @dariusmartin6012
    @dariusmartin6012 3 роки тому +3

    The title implies that Task master has context to begin with.

  • @morrello2801
    @morrello2801 Рік тому

    Series 7 will always be my favorite and no one will ever change my mind. All of the contestants are great and work really well together comedically but in particular I just think James and rhod are just genius.
    Also, "rubadubDUB!"

  • @jaclynfairhead5848
    @jaclynfairhead5848 3 роки тому +1

    I bought my sister a laminator for Christmas and it was magical.

  • @lelpato3327
    @lelpato3327 2 місяці тому

    FINALLY A COMPILATION WITH ROMESH AND TIM SPINNING AND DISTRESSING ALEX HORNE

  • @n.s.vandanadhanalakshmi5407
    @n.s.vandanadhanalakshmi5407 3 роки тому +3

    My eyes are circles😂😂😂

  • @SimplePeoples
    @SimplePeoples Рік тому +1

    To be fair re: 0:33, it's not as if having the context makes it any less absurd.

  • @cleoarbel
    @cleoarbel 3 роки тому +2

    This is a necessary video

  • @francis7336
    @francis7336 Рік тому

    "How did you find me?! - Google Maps!" is so underrated

  • @Babyteef
    @Babyteef 3 роки тому +1

    I’m suprised there wasnt more of Johnny Vegas in this, i had fuckall idea what he was doing

    • @suri5424
      @suri5424 2 роки тому +4

      I AM NOT A CROOK

  • @PaperT1ger
    @PaperT1ger 3 роки тому +4

    A liiiiiiime! always makes me laugh

  • @rachelknowles5364
    @rachelknowles5364 3 роки тому +1

    This is an excellent video