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  • @jeanlarson3133
    @jeanlarson3133 Рік тому +1810

    Katherine: "What's your name?"
    Greg: "Greg...?"
    Katherine: "Noooo"
    Greg: "...yes???"
    Katherine *with glee*: "I changed it!!" :D

    • @UsernameyMcUsernameFace
      @UsernameyMcUsernameFace Рік тому +17

      My favourite exchange in all of Taskmaster.

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 Рік тому +18

      Aaaah, back when not everyone had realized yet that the lord-thingy was a scam.

    • @Si74l0rd
      @Si74l0rd Рік тому +13

      @@DrZaius3141 A couple of my mates still haven't realised that, no matter how much I try and tell them. One of them got his driving license details changed to reflect his lordly status, so I'm waiting with baited breath to see what happens next time he gets pulled by the police!

    • @madamemystery4256
      @madamemystery4256 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Si74l0rd how bad a driver is your friend for you to be certain he will get pulled over by the police?

    • @Si74l0rd
      @Si74l0rd 11 місяців тому +4

      @@madamemystery4256 Not so much that he's a bad driver as he lives in an area where there's a lot of police activity.

  • @LucyGem98
    @LucyGem98 Рік тому +723

    "Do we strike you?" is still one of the funniest questions to ever be asked unprovoked

    • @Si74l0rd
      @Si74l0rd Рік тому +47

      Rosalind didn't have any sense of humour at all, that was what made the whole task so cripplingly funny for me.
      I mean, I can understand not liking the Bob, Sally and Aisling song, given the contents and chorus especially lol, but Nish and Mark did the sweetest performance I think I've ever seen and she didn't even smile at that one either!

    • @iluvdissheet
      @iluvdissheet Рік тому +25

      Do we strike you?
      What's your favorite meat?
      Do you wanna fly?
      😂😂 Bob is precious

    • @RhombusObstacle
      @RhombusObstacle Рік тому +34

      "Are you a child of divorce?" is a strong contender for the podium as well.

    • @cuckoobrain7999
      @cuckoobrain7999 11 місяців тому +13

      @@Si74l0rd Just because they didn't react facially doesn't mean they didn't enjoy it

    • @JonesyBoy19994
      @JonesyBoy19994 4 місяці тому

      Not Bob immediately turning to violence 🤣🤣💀💀

  • @mickeygray1955
    @mickeygray1955 Рік тому +477

    One of my favs is “No I’m not going to disqualify Nish, because let’s face it, the guy’s broken.”

    • @lelpato3327
      @lelpato3327 7 місяців тому +5

      AH GOD I HATE THIS PROGRAM. I HATE IT I WISH I'D GONE TO LAW SCHOOL

  • @potterpotty01
    @potterpotty01 Рік тому +1702

    I refuse to believe nobody tweeted "it's like a casserole down there"

    • @ApolloHeliosPhoebus
      @ApolloHeliosPhoebus Рік тому +66

      An ABSOLUTE casserole

    • @kaskaus
      @kaskaus Рік тому +91

      Or "you've got no chutzpah, and your timekeeping is abysmal"

    • @Miroslava_Ivanova
      @Miroslava_Ivanova Рік тому +9

      It got to Mike and I was waiting for it...and it wasn't there 😭😅
      P.s. And him actually taking the hat off to reveal the mohawk, too

    • @lunarixis9957
      @lunarixis9957 Рік тому +6

      Also Liza cackling like a gremlin, or 'I was *open*'

  • @americascreepyuncle
    @americascreepyuncle Рік тому +389

    James Acaster: "You know- I really wanted to be put on the girl's team,"

  • @real_penguin16
    @real_penguin16 Рік тому +309

    Alex: And here comes the noise…
    Alan Davies: WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
    Everyone: 😂😂😂

  • @imperiallegionnaire8344
    @imperiallegionnaire8344 Рік тому +264

    Alex: Is there some pineapple hidden in your arse
    Joe: Yes

  • @estherowl8075
    @estherowl8075 3 роки тому +724

    Love that this is in roughly chronological order haha

    • @bethc6047
      @bethc6047  3 роки тому +145

      That’s all the intense admin, notes and folders coming into play

    • @estherowl8075
      @estherowl8075 3 роки тому +15

      @@bethc6047 Well I noticed, so it was worth it! This is so good well doneeee

  • @taniskowalik5562
    @taniskowalik5562 Рік тому +94

    I'm kind of surprised that Johnny's "III AM NOT A CROOK!" didn't make the list. That one was hilariously.

    • @ericaheap
      @ericaheap 6 місяців тому

      don't forget "get in the back of the van!!"

  • @lucyicanel
    @lucyicanel Рік тому +94

    "I'm sorry. I thought we'd been grouped together as equal failures but it turns out I just found yet a new depth"

  • @sarah.bea.
    @sarah.bea. Рік тому +50

    “There has been another revelation” (Guz) //
    “The only one I care about getting right is Victoria!” - “And the only one you got right was Victoria.” (Greg/Alex) //
    “Wait what? What? Wait!” (Dara)
    “Whoa!”, “It’s me, Fern Brady, me Fern Brady!” (Fern)

  • @SirPrizeMF
    @SirPrizeMF Рік тому +230

    John: "I've brought in, unm..."
    Greg: "Oh here we go"
    John: "a sailor hat"
    Greg: "Yep"

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 7 місяців тому +11

    It's only when you see it in a compilation like this, that you realise how unhinged it is.

  • @Eddiember
    @Eddiember Рік тому +32

    "Whisper 3 words starting with D, and ending with G."
    "Dog"
    "Guantanamo Bay"

  • @wiket728
    @wiket728 Рік тому +49

    Daisy’s “it’s a fucking hippo”.

  • @homeiswonderland
    @homeiswonderland 11 місяців тому +26

    I need a million more minutes of Mel and Hugh making French noises.
    Thanks for this comp.

  • @hecticscone
    @hecticscone Рік тому +21

    sometimes i just remember "her majesty the cream" and have a little giggle to myself

  • @mxmschae
    @mxmschae Рік тому +19

    A more recent one would have to be "Brace, Brace!" "I'm Bracing..." from Jenny and Alex in Series 15 that they ended up using for the very beginning of the intro for that series.
    I love Jenny. 😂

  • @felinetherapy4782
    @felinetherapy4782 Рік тому +56

    I cannot see a lime without going A limmmeee! in my head.

  • @PaintSplashProductions
    @PaintSplashProductions 4 місяці тому +5

    My favourite moment in Taskmaster history is ‘1..2…3… Laminator!’

  • @qwertyTRiG
    @qwertyTRiG Рік тому +314

    Excellent selection, though I would have included Rose's 26" tower, and also Ed's despair at being put on a team with David.

    • @benglaser1345
      @benglaser1345 Рік тому +48

      His "what in the living fuck have you done!" Killed me

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG Рік тому +46

      @@benglaser1345 "Just to check, have I been put on a team with David Baddiel?"

    • @benglaser1345
      @benglaser1345 Рік тому +24

      @@qwertyTRiG well the other team had to pass it between three of them, so to make it fair you're on a team with david

  • @americascreepyuncle
    @americascreepyuncle Рік тому +68

    "You can't sit on Father Christmas' Face!"
    "Oh yes you can 😉🥵"

  • @jimmyoutlaw9384
    @jimmyoutlaw9384 Рік тому +74

    I AM NOT A CROOK
    I AM NOT A CROOK

  • @lucyicanel
    @lucyicanel Рік тому +35

    From the series 15 spoon task: "Are you blind Ivo?" "They've blinded me Frankie. Only you can guide me" "Look down...do a 360" "I'm going to lead you into a situation of some danger" "IT'S A TWOER!" "oh it's the spoon hub...Frankie...we've had an absolute shocker"

  • @AnnabelNielsen
    @AnnabelNielsen Рік тому +31

    Amazing! Can't believe no-one tweeted the 'Awwwwwww gang...' before the epic exotic sandwich eating 😂

  • @phormidable
    @phormidable Рік тому +11

    Two additions to this excellent compilation: Aisling's "Look how I found! It's little old Bob! Sallyyy!" and Jo Brand's "Oh Good God, it's David Baddiel."

  • @phodosanatka
    @phodosanatka Рік тому +76

    Where is "you've got no CHUZPHA!!!"😂

  • @jonathanrobles7377
    @jonathanrobles7377 Рік тому +37

    S7 Alex: (estatically) Do you want to see a team with an impressively even number of ribs?
    Greg: *looks at alex like wtf are you talking about anymore*

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 7 місяців тому +2

      It's like the point in about series 12 where the Top Gear introductions turn into "Richard wears a hat, James wears a different hat, and I wear a hat"

  • @Adrianovaz2007
    @Adrianovaz2007 11 місяців тому +4

    Series 6 has been done dirty! Only two quotes!? And nothing from the Have fun task to boot!

  • @LouMua-wh5kc
    @LouMua-wh5kc 4 місяці тому +2

    I think about "I'd better activate Jamali!" quite a lot

  • @gariden
    @gariden Рік тому +26

    i watch taskmaster when stressed and this is reminding me why. you get such hilarity from groups of british comedians. i don’t know if i’d survive being american

    • @koira163
      @koira163 Рік тому +1

      taskmaster never fails to make my day just a bit better

  • @mollymcdade4031
    @mollymcdade4031 10 місяців тому +4

    This made me realise that the phrase ‘filthy little ferret’ that Greg enjoyed Alex saying (reading from the fanfic titles) is his own phrase that he forgot 😂

  • @LivelyLinnea
    @LivelyLinnea Рік тому +40

    Fantastic. Only missing NO WAY!

  • @QuinnStowers
    @QuinnStowers 4 місяці тому +2

    Nish is the entire reason "Piss and Shit" has been my go to frustration phrase for several years

  • @mablaba3629
    @mablaba3629 Рік тому +19

    Okay now you need to do part 2 with all the suggestions from the comments. My suggestion is "I've been looking for an excuse to get into my car boot"😂

  • @pinkgirl294
    @pinkgirl294 10 місяців тому +3

    Alex: Are you wearing your earpiece, Morgana? 🤨
    Morgana: Are you wearing your earpiece, Morgana? 😊
    Alex: I haven't started the actions yet. 😑
    Morgana: Oh, sorry! 😅

  • @albertobellido95
    @albertobellido95 Рік тому +55

    If this continues with the newer series, that time Morgana literally called Alex a f*cking w*nker has to be on it.

  • @benglaser1345
    @benglaser1345 Рік тому +34

    It's an absolute casserole down there!

  • @acookie7548
    @acookie7548 Рік тому +23

    (grandma voice) YOUVE BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY

  • @erinadams7556
    @erinadams7556 Рік тому +18

    A LAMINATOR!!!!

  • @devilsivy777
    @devilsivy777 Рік тому +12

    as a lesbian I do love the test your strength machines

  • @joshuagrahambrown
    @joshuagrahambrown 5 місяців тому +1

    Alex asking Johnny Vegas after the Paint In A Mirror task if he’s alright, with Johnny defeatedly responding “No…”

  • @Fenksta
    @Fenksta Рік тому +7

    I am amazed that people remember all of these. I watched all seasons (basically binging) and can't remember any specific quote hahah

    • @Si74l0rd
      @Si74l0rd Рік тому +3

      I suspect that a fair few of the commenters have watched each season numerous times, I know I have. It's one of those rare programmes where it's eminently rewatchable even if you remember the outcome. It's the way each person deals with the task that I can watch over and over, plus the banter in the studio section.

  • @amanul_2474
    @amanul_2474 4 місяці тому +2

    I love how Alex refers to the stage as "Knapett" after Jessica Knapett fell off the stage 😭

  • @sveniusz
    @sveniusz Рік тому +10

    Liza Tarbuck "Thank you! Woohohoo, ahahahaha!" (as she runs away)

  • @threeleggedcat
    @threeleggedcat Рік тому +11

    oh my god the Nish Kumar white stripes joke hhh, I didn’t get that when I originally watched it but now I do lmao Nish nooo

  • @usmanwaheed3824
    @usmanwaheed3824 11 місяців тому +5

    It is quite something that Taksmaster shaped Joe Lycett in to the advocate for justice he has become

  • @MadcapShambleton
    @MadcapShambleton Рік тому +12

    "Eat your exotic sandwich"
    "Ahhh, the perfect stuff!"
    "I better activate Jamali"
    Great upload - five points!

  • @LJComposer
    @LJComposer Рік тому +5

    "Someone will be going home with a teabag and a crumpet!"

  • @juliedunagan7340
    @juliedunagan7340 Рік тому +14

    I love this! 😂❤😂 Thank you for creating it.

  • @lucysmith9064
    @lucysmith9064 Рік тому +13

    I can't believe nobody thought to put Bob Mortimers toilet habits, or that as a child someone took a poo on the sand pit 😂

  • @treehousekohtao
    @treehousekohtao Рік тому +9

    I don't think we should be laughing at Paul anymore
    Sarah Pascoe

  • @bloodysloths
    @bloodysloths Рік тому +7

    The kiss is forever my favourite

  • @samakafrisco1759
    @samakafrisco1759 Рік тому +10

    No "Ah. The Perfect Stuff"???

  • @A2ne
    @A2ne 7 місяців тому +4

    "are you a child of divorce?"

  • @kurtsudheim825
    @kurtsudheim825 7 місяців тому +1

    Ed: I've got 3 sensitivity levels! & I'm on the top ducking one rn!

  • @gabbaghouly
    @gabbaghouly Рік тому +7

    "You've got no Chutzpah!!"

  • @Max-Taylor
    @Max-Taylor 11 місяців тому +1

    What the heck that is absolutely ludicrous

  • @SamTaylorsVersion
    @SamTaylorsVersion 5 місяців тому +2

    I'm quite surprised that we didn't have a 'what's the situation' or another one of Charlotte's children's TV show phrases

  • @ld4491
    @ld4491 Рік тому +3

    “Its a track suit.”

  • @SlothBird
    @SlothBird 3 роки тому +20

    so true. so so true.

  • @Siennarchist
    @Siennarchist Рік тому +3

    Cannot forget:
    "Mmmm get together"

  • @tadesubaru1383
    @tadesubaru1383 Рік тому +1

    and this is why taskmaster is my favourite show on television

  • @gregorstamejcic2355
    @gregorstamejcic2355 Рік тому +12

    What, no undermining the vole?!

  • @KeeleyMoriarty
    @KeeleyMoriarty 16 годин тому

    11:15
    I can’t believe how much “IM PICNIC GIRL!?” Had me laughing for 😂

  • @ausomeaspie
    @ausomeaspie 7 місяців тому

    I LOVE the fact that Greg immediately ran over to help Jessica after falling off the stage.

  • @JB-qf5ep
    @JB-qf5ep Рік тому +16

    Quisps 😂

  • @jamesdignanmusic2765
    @jamesdignanmusic2765 Місяць тому

    Missed my favourite: Jessica Knappett's air-horn impersonation: "HYUUURN-HYUUURN!"

  • @georgeh5075
    @georgeh5075 7 місяців тому

    "it's not tension, we're very happy"

  • @mikewazowksi7938
    @mikewazowksi7938 Рік тому +4

    i love this show so much

  • @ladambell
    @ladambell Рік тому +4

    When you get a task, you *do the task*

  • @goodguykonrad3701
    @goodguykonrad3701 2 місяці тому +1

    10:30 I want to counteract some of the brainrot by telling zoomers that TikTok is the name of the app. If you are referring to the onomatopoeic sounds of a clock, it is "tick tock"

  • @nobodycares5050
    @nobodycares5050 Рік тому +2

    Tree Wizard is legendary in my family

  • @silverfritzreah5598
    @silverfritzreah5598 Рік тому +2

    I NEED PART 2 !!!

  • @romainsavioz5466
    @romainsavioz5466 Рік тому +2

    all the information is on the task

  • @Gwennan
    @Gwennan 7 місяців тому

    I want romesh’s tree wizard song to be played at my funeral

  • @Prophetic_Piano
    @Prophetic_Piano Рік тому +4

    LAMINATOR!!! 😁

  • @yourpsychicfriendfredbear
    @yourpsychicfriendfredbear Рік тому +2

    I do slightly wish there was just
    phoenix

  • @samitdavid995
    @samitdavid995 Рік тому +2

    You’ve got no Hutzpah

  • @helenbotha2050
    @helenbotha2050 10 місяців тому

    Not a vent puppet not a vent puppet not a vent puppet VENT PUPPET

  • @DMGamer_PC
    @DMGamer_PC 9 місяців тому

    "You've got no chutzpah!"

  • @LoveSmerch
    @LoveSmerch 11 місяців тому

    STAPLE GUN!
    Is missing 😂

  • @elizabethquinn7660
    @elizabethquinn7660 6 місяців тому

    do we strike you
    thats the best one i love bob

  • @LoneKharnivore
    @LoneKharnivore 2 місяці тому +1

    Taskmaster once said... they/them for a whole series without slipping up. Powerful.

  • @Pagliacci_Rex
    @Pagliacci_Rex Рік тому +12

    Tree Wizard is underrated.

    • @oldvlognewtricks
      @oldvlognewtricks 11 місяців тому

      Yes. One of the most widely acclaimed Taskmaster moments is underrated. Good one.

  • @snehaldas7968
    @snehaldas7968 Рік тому

    Joe Thomas - Soap

  • @TigerBlackTigerBlackTigerBlack

    The kiss ✨

  • @dylansickinger545
    @dylansickinger545 Рік тому +1

    Okay so I *thought* I knew what this show was about… but now I’m not so sure

  • @Sky-ht6tv
    @Sky-ht6tv 5 місяців тому

    “You used a remote control rat” - Greg
    “I am stepping! Step, step, step, step” - Bridget
    “I don’t want to do this (attempts to walk) for twenty minutes” - Bridget
    “But you haven’t taken any normal steps …. That’s it” - Alex
    “If you say it’s 139 … I actually don’t care I’m just really happy in life” - Bridget
    “Have you ever walked!” - Greg
    From the pedometer episode 😂

  • @Liltinasmile
    @Liltinasmile Рік тому

    please come back

  • @isthatrubble
    @isthatrubble Рік тому +1

    why is there a red youtube loading bar at the bottom of this video?

  • @_danfiz
    @_danfiz 5 місяців тому

    "NO WAY!"

  • @HatterDave
    @HatterDave 6 місяців тому

    Roisin could have had a whole video to herself

  • @VoidishFox
    @VoidishFox 4 місяці тому

    . . . I really have to wonder what you cut out from the beginning and the end, based on the youtube timebar at the very bottom of the video.

  • @matichagak548
    @matichagak548 4 місяці тому

    Its so clear season 16 wasnt out when this was made 😂 otherwise we would have the classic We know theres a mammoth and a neverending stream of Sue Perkins cursing

  • @heffalumpatemyhoney
    @heffalumpatemyhoney Рік тому +4

    Can someone remind me where on earth xetsshaclet is from and what greg is even saying haha

    • @bethc6047
      @bethc6047  Рік тому +10

      Series 11 prize task. Alex asks if Greg knows what Twix means. Greg says “two wonderful individual… xchaklet”

    • @tickital4464
      @tickital4464 Рік тому

      @@bethc6047much appreciated... but do you know you sent it 14 times?

  • @ste_phex
    @ste_phex 6 місяців тому

    wait rhod in greg's closet when was this?

  • @hillbillysamurai
    @hillbillysamurai Рік тому

    Paul chaudry deserves his own video

  • @upbntnfbe7204
    @upbntnfbe7204 5 місяців тому

    Seriously no bullying Rose Matafeo about SHID

  • @RealJoBoGamer
    @RealJoBoGamer 4 місяці тому

    Fiddly