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    Dragon Ball Z Abridged Episode 59: The Hard Cell
    Blink and you'll miss the action as Goku and Cell turn up the heat! But Goku's got a surprise... for everyone!
    TeamFourStar is a group of voice actors, sound designers, musicians entertainers and Anime lovers based out of Texas. Most noted for the series Dragon Ball Z Abridged, TFS loves to make comedy and specifically parody.
    Cast:
    MasakoX - Goku, Gohan
    Hnilmik - Chichi
    Antfish - Mister Satan
    Lanipator - Krillin, Vegeta, Piccolo, Mr. Popo
    Takahata101 - Cell
    Remix - Android 16
    Ganxingba - Tenshinhan
    Faulerro - Yamcha
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    Featuring:
    Sarah Anne Williams as Videl
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 33 тис.

  • @invictus127
    @invictus127 5 років тому +12621

    I never realized before, but when Cell is angry, he not only says the same words as Vegeta, but then calls Goku Kakarot.
    His Vegeta was showing.

  • @josephbullock8486
    @josephbullock8486 4 роки тому +9209

    "P l e a s e, tell me it's Tienshinhan"
    Cell was really hoping for a rematch

    • @mr.freedom3068
      @mr.freedom3068 4 роки тому +195

      Kikoho

    • @brianconnolly9603
      @brianconnolly9603 3 роки тому +280

      Serious hateboner

    • @BanditOfBandwidth
      @BanditOfBandwidth 3 роки тому +190

      He'd prolly kill him with Kikoho out of spite.

    • @officialparrishpage4
      @officialparrishpage4 3 роки тому +115

      @@BanditOfBandwidth LMFAO probably actually.

    • @VP5555
      @VP5555 3 роки тому +222

      Cell really hates triangles and squares now. Tien is the reason for that.

  • @trapmaster3dogiamnikomaste310
    @trapmaster3dogiamnikomaste310 5 років тому +5407

    “You knew what this was, just a fight. Nothing more”
    Dude goku legit just slept with cell, told him this wasn’t a real relationship, and left. My man’s a real dog.

    • @von1trice
      @von1trice 4 роки тому +477

      I laughed so hard when Cell said, "You bitch." I real deal felt that 😂😂😂

    • @cameronjohnson3057
      @cameronjohnson3057 4 роки тому +181

      Belongs to the street

    • @harrisonlichtenberg3162
      @harrisonlichtenberg3162 4 роки тому +217

      Goku wanted a Fight. Cell wanted a Deathmatch.

    • @harrisonlichtenberg3162
      @harrisonlichtenberg3162 4 роки тому +225

      @@cameronjohnson3057 Kame School in the streets. Kaio-Ken in the sheets.

    • @abduljah9355
      @abduljah9355 4 роки тому +183

      trapmaster3dog iamnikomaster to be fair, Goku was pretty upfront about his feelings.
      Cell said that he gave Goku a ring, and Goku flat out said, "you didn't have to go this far, I'm just here for a fight."

  • @Deverik1981
    @Deverik1981 2 роки тому +2020

    I love that joke...
    "Can you make heads or tails out of this? Because I'm as confused as a homeless person placed under house arrest."
    I swear that's pure gold.

    • @jessicaberry5596
      @jessicaberry5596 Рік тому +77

      What I love most about it is it really does hint to Mr Satan's history, him finding it offensive. Gotta respect him, he went from being a homeless bum to the world champion.

    • @ShadowKamehameha32
      @ShadowKamehameha32 Рік тому +39

      Mr. Satan: First of all, I find that offensive!
      Jimmy: ...Why?

    • @kekero540
      @kekero540 Місяць тому

      Happens more often than you’d think…

  • @TheLittlekuribohfan
    @TheLittlekuribohfan 5 років тому +4162

    "If you're bothered by cheating, either loosen your moral code or stop hinging the gate of the world on deathmatches!"
    I love this line

    • @Nelyak_07
      @Nelyak_07 4 роки тому +112

      *fate of the world.

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 4 роки тому +59

      @@Nelyak_07 clearly a typo dude, not a grammatical error.

    • @vlitragaia5969
      @vlitragaia5969 4 роки тому +58

      The fact that Trunks says it just makes it funnier

    • @helton3425
      @helton3425 4 роки тому +26

      And Goku did a group deathmatch for the sake of the universe

    • @Tootbook
      @Tootbook 4 роки тому +21

      I'm actually happy you haven't fixed the typo. This deserves more likes

  • @Masutora
    @Masutora 5 років тому +5460

    "He's 11 years old" says the guy who tossed a five year old into the wild and made him fight aliens. :0

    • @kidkc1jr
      @kidkc1jr 5 років тому +129

      Thank you!!

    • @armandogocaj5613
      @armandogocaj5613 5 років тому +73

      he is also what i believe to be a alien

    • @willow7610
      @willow7610 5 років тому +272

      Piccolo was only 14 at the time

    • @ElectricDrago1996
      @ElectricDrago1996 5 років тому +236

      At first. Gohan was 5 years old and Piccolo 9 years old.
      Right now Gohan is 11 and Piccolo is 15

    • @lolcall5295
      @lolcall5295 5 років тому +32

      +Masutora and is he gohan's biological father? Also, he's evil at that time.

  • @danielcousin6987
    @danielcousin6987 4 роки тому +4190

    "Cell, you knew what this was. a fight and nothing more."
    "You bitch." This is better than Jerry Springer.

    • @jordangarcia3635
      @jordangarcia3635 2 роки тому +41

      I want a Cell vs Jerry Springer with this as the plot...

    • @DParkerNunya
      @DParkerNunya 2 роки тому +7

      What, like that's hard?

    • @soradarknessTv
      @soradarknessTv 2 роки тому +1

      Goku treated cell like a slut bruh 😂😂

    • @eno760
      @eno760 Рік тому

      😂

  • @noahrobinson8253
    @noahrobinson8253 2 роки тому +2539

    "HE WASN'T EVEN ON THE LIST! YAMCHA WAS ON THE LIST!"
    "Wait why was I-"
    "HALF-TIME ENTERTAINMENT"

    • @cristopherrose9356
      @cristopherrose9356 Рік тому +121

      Krillin was DEFINITELY on the list

    • @kahdin
      @kahdin Рік тому +92

      frankly i'm just happy to be included...

    • @thessop9439
      @thessop9439 Рік тому +26

      Its because of the cat loves food yeyeye

    • @philipcurlin4142
      @philipcurlin4142 9 місяців тому +11

      Frankly I’m just happy to be included

    • @ravercurtison8183
      @ravercurtison8183 7 місяців тому

      @@philipcurlin4142

  • @bn-tc2tk
    @bn-tc2tk 4 роки тому +10804

    I love how cell went from “oh my god, it’s Tien” to the formal “Tenshinhan”. Mans got learnt a lesson and put some fucking respect on his name

    • @elliotthannam8374
      @elliotthannam8374 3 роки тому +821

      You know, it may actually make sense that deep down Cell has some respect for him

    • @Frost-fu7ec
      @Frost-fu7ec 3 роки тому +111

      Tienshinhan?

    • @sylasexd
      @sylasexd 3 роки тому +351

      @@Frost-fu7ec no, it's Tenshenhan, Tien and Tienshenhan is mistranslation.

    • @letsrank9349
      @letsrank9349 3 роки тому +106

      What was Krillin busy?!

    • @alexreilly6121
      @alexreilly6121 3 роки тому +81

      stop pretending tien is somehow a hero when he coulda blown up 18 just fine himself

  • @the_beans_man1524
    @the_beans_man1524 4 роки тому +4974

    7:20 Cell: "I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN, DADS!"

    • @SasukeUchiha-sd1mw
      @SasukeUchiha-sd1mw 4 роки тому +104

      Best joke of all

    • @MrTheheadlez
      @MrTheheadlez 4 роки тому +57

      Cracked me up so hard

    • @judgment5090
      @judgment5090 4 роки тому +111

      When you realize that goku is an even shittier father since he ripped off the top side of his son... and also is extremely attracted to him

    • @8642218
      @8642218 3 роки тому +21

      That told me so much about cells complex. Hahahha

    • @officialparrishpage4
      @officialparrishpage4 3 роки тому +14

      @@judgment5090 wtf

  • @alexsantebla2480
    @alexsantebla2480 7 років тому +8313

    "This was just a fight, nothing more"
    D-Did Cell just get fightzoned?

    • @SupaDupaNate
      @SupaDupaNate 7 років тому +417

      Alex Santebla absolutely

    • @davidstevens8065
      @davidstevens8065 7 років тому +90

      Alex Santebla Fuck yeah! You deserve a brownie!!

    • @Dragonpit
      @Dragonpit 7 років тому +358

      We all know it's only because Goku loves to fight around. He's such a slut that way...

    • @michaelc.4625
      @michaelc.4625 7 років тому +7

      Alex Santebla goku is a women?

    • @BlackBlood297
      @BlackBlood297 7 років тому +167

      "You Bitch."

  • @198EE4
    @198EE4 2 роки тому +3727

    “I am…. 90% sure I can’t do that.”
    “We’ll figure that out later!!”
    Still gets me.😂

    • @YouthRightsRadical
      @YouthRightsRadical 2 роки тому +213

      It goes well with the earlier "How durable is he? How durable am I? Questions for later."

    • @nathanmarshall745
      @nathanmarshall745 2 роки тому +172

      I like to think it was setting up a joke for when piccolo regenerates himself after trunks breaks his dabura spit statue into pieces
      He would've been like "huh...guess i CAN do that..."

    • @nu3971
      @nu3971 Рік тому +13

      @@YouthRightsRadical after all these years that has still always been one of my lines.

    • @justinoxton6790
      @justinoxton6790 Рік тому +5

      I didn't ask to be born dads

    • @magicalThinktank
      @magicalThinktank Рік тому +8

      Fast forward to being turned to stone, broken to pieces, turned back to flesh off-screen and appearing whole in the next scene like the pieces just magically came together T1000 style.

  • @user-N20
    @user-N20 5 років тому +13784

    "I spent a whole year training him last week" is easily the most confusing yet completely understood phrase I've heard from this series in its entirety.

  • @jackiechan6460
    @jackiechan6460 3 роки тому +5793

    "Or a grill without a burger!"
    "YES! You get it Goku!"
    Sure, Goku gets it, but Cell gets him. It's beautiful.

    • @jordangarcia3635
      @jordangarcia3635 2 роки тому +162

      To be fair Cell is part Goku...

    • @xanderfulton3186
      @xanderfulton3186 2 роки тому +146

      It’s the opposite of Goku and Frieza, and I love it

    • @Asch519
      @Asch519 2 роки тому +67

      It's not beautiful, it's PERFECT. 🤣

    • @chubbyanimalenthusiast70
      @chubbyanimalenthusiast70 2 роки тому +13

      Fight fight fight
      Kiss kiss kiss

    • @Lunarcheese72
      @Lunarcheese72 Рік тому +14

      @@jordangarcia3635 The "Oh Crap baskets!" didn't come from nowhere.

  • @highspeed8479
    @highspeed8479 4 роки тому +3611

    Krillin: "Look, we're not gonna tell you how to be a parent"
    Piccolo: "I AM!!!"

    • @meeyingbrown2409
      @meeyingbrown2409 3 роки тому +75

      I have been searching for this thank you, This is by far the BEST LINE EVER.

    • @Thomas_Name
      @Thomas_Name 3 роки тому +65

      Says the guy who planned to take over the world over the dead bodies of anyone volunteering.
      I love the development Piccolo got.

    • @MattBnl2ih
      @MattBnl2ih 3 роки тому +41

      Piccolo: Alright step one: kill the kids parwnt, kidnap them, and abandon them in the wilderness
      Goku:.....but that’s 3

    • @Chucky_Martinez
      @Chucky_Martinez 3 роки тому +13

      11:56

    • @elnombredelarosa3167
      @elnombredelarosa3167 3 роки тому +7

      I suppose their admiring his paternal ability isn't exactly the reason they hang out with him

  • @technoe02
    @technoe02 Рік тому +2127

    Whoever does Chi-Chi's voice lines deserves all the awards

    • @SugarandSarcasm
      @SugarandSarcasm Рік тому +84

      I was scrolling for something about Chi-Chi’s lines. 🏆🏆🏆🏆

    • @brandonrepo4
      @brandonrepo4 Рік тому +62

      That was well acted, toucht line and I really felt it.
      But whole serie is full of god like voice acting

    • @nu3971
      @nu3971 Рік тому +78

      The, "WHERES MY BABY?!" line from when they returned from Namek is still my favorite ChiChi moment, also when she was telling Gohan how Goku thought she had cinnabuns up her shirt while she was pregnant 🤣

    • @johnlewis8934
      @johnlewis8934 Рік тому +2

      ​@brandonrepo482 I believe the original creators are all voice actors

    • @dinglebergs
      @dinglebergs Рік тому +4

      Isn’t she the same person who voiced gumballs mom😂

  • @leebiddick3982
    @leebiddick3982 3 роки тому +4960

    I just love how Dende is basically the only living being in existence that Mr Popo respects enough to not belittle or treat him like a lesser thing.

    • @504gucci4
      @504gucci4 2 роки тому +645

      Dende : it's your funeral
      *Popo smiles creepily*
      Popo: I like you

    • @iconicspot6787
      @iconicspot6787 2 роки тому +235

      Pecking Order

    • @PaleCentaur
      @PaleCentaur 2 роки тому +471

      He even shares his weed with him. Now THAT is some respect.

    • @OhHeyItsLeeGaming
      @OhHeyItsLeeGaming 2 роки тому +159

      @@PaleCentaur I can attest to that. Nobody shares my weed but that's mostly because I don't have friends to share it with.

    • @PaleCentaur
      @PaleCentaur 2 роки тому +32

      @@OhHeyItsLeeGaming same, man. Same.

  • @haroldvillegas17
    @haroldvillegas17 4 роки тому +9197

    Cell's dialogues is so perfectly blend between the personalities of frieza, goku and vegeta. So so good

    • @casualcyberguy1314
      @casualcyberguy1314 4 роки тому +203

      Which part is overly horny for Goku

    • @daraflaherty245
      @daraflaherty245 4 роки тому +321

      @@casualcyberguy1314 vegeta and frieze have hate boners for him, if that counts

    • @blackwidow5120
      @blackwidow5120 4 роки тому +234

      Chichi was one of goku’s fight, maybe she had some dna stolen?

    • @ometta7
      @ometta7 3 роки тому +24

      @@blackwidow5120 Which part is horny for Gohan?

    • @SnailSnail-lo4pm
      @SnailSnail-lo4pm 3 роки тому +92

      @@ometta7 probably frieza. He had his moments in his 2nd and 3rd form.

  • @user-cu8sc5nu9l
    @user-cu8sc5nu9l 5 років тому +3593

    "I DIDN'T ASKED TO BE BORN DADS"
    I wish Cell actually said that in the original Dragon Ball

    • @summer-rosemariedehart2203
      @summer-rosemariedehart2203 5 років тому +51

      Cell is a mega ship child

    • @stormbringer2840
      @stormbringer2840 5 років тому +85

      I actually like him more like that because it shows that he is absolutely aware of what is right or wrong but can't overwrite what he like to do .

    • @EdibleBacon
      @EdibleBacon 5 років тому +12

      It's actually the original Z, not the original Dragon Ball

    • @namee7304
      @namee7304 5 років тому +18

      EdibleBacon technically its still the "dragon ball" franchise
      .....oh god........imma smart ass........im going to go die in a ditch now..BYE

    • @mEhLord19
      @mEhLord19 5 років тому +2

      He did

  • @dantaylor8197
    @dantaylor8197 2 роки тому +706

    *”OH GREAT, NOW I’M AGREEING WITH CELL! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!”*
    Such fantastic writing.

    • @notmakingcontent
      @notmakingcontent Рік тому +29

      If you listen carefully, you'd also hear
      "OH GREAT, NOW I'M AGREEING WITH VEGETA! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!"

    • @ATBatmanMALS31
      @ATBatmanMALS31 Рік тому +11

      I didn't notice he and Vegeta were saying the exact same thing, that makes it sooo much better

    • @TheOnlyBlankk
      @TheOnlyBlankk 3 місяці тому +1

      *"OH GREAT, NOW I'M AGREEING WITH THESE TWO, LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!"* - Canada subtitles

  • @devilfromhell8546
    @devilfromhell8546 4 роки тому +4474

    i really like that tfs respected trunks character and TRUNKS IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CARED ABOUT THE PLANET AND KILLING THE FUCKIN DAMN VILLAIN

    • @siegfried8644
      @siegfried8644 4 роки тому +262

      @Wilson Nascimento This is actually a pretty neat synopsis of TFS Trunks. I also like how this changes him when he gets back to the future. He learns from Goku, Gohan and Vegeta's failures in a natural way. It's really subtle, but you notice the little changes from him becoming less optimistic and openly heroic to a more down to business attitude.

    • @thegreenreaper6660
      @thegreenreaper6660 4 роки тому +77

      Nah, ur just jealous of Vegeta's Super-Saiyan Swagger!

    • @takeshikujo2909
      @takeshikujo2909 3 роки тому +38

      @The Green Reaper oh for f*ck’s sake.

    • @padriandusk7107
      @padriandusk7107 3 роки тому +17

      @Wilson Nascimento The purest motives of, possibly, all TFS DB*

    • @AmisAngelstreams
      @AmisAngelstreams 3 роки тому +41

      @Wilson Nascimento and he grew up in a world without Dragon Balls where death is permanent

  • @snapclub8751
    @snapclub8751 4 роки тому +2521

    Vegeta: He’ll see this fight to the end without any of our help. Even if it kills him.”
    Goku: “I give up.”
    Vegeta: “I’ll kill him!”

    • @yonathanvalensia3480
      @yonathanvalensia3480 4 роки тому +22

      Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shinigami1178
      @shinigami1178 3 роки тому +15

      LMFAO IK RIGHT!!!!

    • @Powerlip11
      @Powerlip11 3 роки тому +18

      EVERY WORD YOU JUST SAID TO ME HAS MADE ME VIOLENTLY ANGRY!! OH GREAT, NOW IM AGREEING WITH CELL/VEGETA!!! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!!! the fact tfs fades in the correct voices during that line is just. Hollywood quality.

    • @xxslothxxzskell
      @xxslothxxzskell 3 роки тому +13

      How fast he said "I'll kill him!"

    • @jamesmonorow574
      @jamesmonorow574 3 роки тому +5

      I’ll shall give this it’s 1 thousandth like

  • @EPWillard
    @EPWillard 4 роки тому +5620

    Master roshi living in the middle of the ocean makes alot of sense now

    • @jermaineartis4323
      @jermaineartis4323 4 роки тому +334

      Lol! Yeah...he’s on that list! 😂😂😂

    • @Hydra-jo8bq
      @Hydra-jo8bq 4 роки тому +133

      I almost liked but 69 also that fits to well

    • @kingdariusb1332
      @kingdariusb1332 4 роки тому +64

      I dont get it

    • @Carlo-qj5jl
      @Carlo-qj5jl 4 роки тому +89

      I bet he once used kameha 10 times per day

    • @chriselliott484
      @chriselliott484 4 роки тому +281

      The cities have a restraining order on him

  • @EandIclub
    @EandIclub Рік тому +932

    I love how despite loving Goku more than arguably anyone else in the series, whenever he gets pissed at him, Cell's inner Vegeta comes out and starts calling him Kakarot. 10:05

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 Рік тому +17

      I just caught that! Hahaha

    • @bigmike2896
      @bigmike2896 Рік тому +54

      and at 5:30 when he says "crapbaskets" when getting blasted, he's channeling gohan. there are so many great subtle blends in these last few episodes of everyone in cells dialogue.

    • @jonathanblair5920
      @jonathanblair5920 Рік тому +21

      6 years and dozens of times spent rewatching this whole series, and I have never noticed that Cell called him Kakarot here... HOW DID I MISS THAT?!?!?!?

    • @Bonfire18
      @Bonfire18 Рік тому +3

      That is such a cool detail

    • @boywiththebox11
      @boywiththebox11 Рік тому +3

      How did I never catch that 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @strongwarrior1449
    @strongwarrior1449 7 років тому +2910

    Gohan turns ss2 - starts to fight
    Piccolo: *breaks down crying*
    Tien: what's wrong?
    Piccolo: he learned to dodge!

    • @n8taka785
      @n8taka785 7 років тому +43

      Strong Warrior14 this is beutiful.

    • @dawgalova
      @dawgalova 7 років тому +38

      I hope they do tbis

    • @BlueX-Ray
      @BlueX-Ray 7 років тому +7

      Strong Warrior14: LOL, That would be so funny! I agree with you. Btw, SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL PLEASE!!!

    • @lostsoul5602
      @lostsoul5602 7 років тому +4

      Strong Warrior14 I hope this happens

    • @bluecraftsandgarden5130
      @bluecraftsandgarden5130 7 років тому +6

      Please let them do this! It's the climax we need!

  • @zanderwaddell3990
    @zanderwaddell3990 3 роки тому +2474

    “I didn’t ask to be born, DADS”
    Love that line

    • @pajwubx1809
      @pajwubx1809 Рік тому +18

      And if I remember right, Gohan is as well, meaning and 11 year old is a dad

    • @Karhall
      @Karhall Рік тому +25

      @@pajwubx1809 Fun Fact in the manga Cell doesn't have any of Gohan's DNA.

    • @pajwubx1809
      @pajwubx1809 Рік тому +7

      @@Karhall then Gohan's the step dad

    • @Karhall
      @Karhall Рік тому +25

      @@pajwubx1809 half-brother. Since he has Goku's DNA.

    • @pajwubx1809
      @pajwubx1809 Рік тому +2

      @@Karhall then Gohan is the step dad to his half brother.
      Insert music sheet off well known stinger from the Canada made website, EVERYONE visited at least once

  • @thomasinlockwood_
    @thomasinlockwood_ 7 років тому +4253

    "Goku, we're not telling you how to be a father..."
    "I AM!"
    Lol I love Green Dad.

    • @Ramakilove
      @Ramakilove 7 років тому +29

      Thomasin Lockwood We all don't know but gohan is 15% namakian

    • @ohmphelgm
      @ohmphelgm 7 років тому +70

      Big Green
      Little Green
      Dad Green

    • @drangrycarrot5377
      @drangrycarrot5377 7 років тому +5

      Thomasin Lockwood _Oooooooooh

    • @lupin2589
      @lupin2589 7 років тому +81

      I'm just patiently waiting for the Father-Son Kamehameha with Gohan and his dad Piccolo

    • @mrshitlord6593
      @mrshitlord6593 7 років тому +7

      big green

  • @MicahBuzanANIMATION
    @MicahBuzanANIMATION 2 роки тому +746

    I love how Tien, Dende, and Popo are OP in this abridged series.

    • @jenji6658
      @jenji6658 2 роки тому +4

      Hey Thérè ! Sorry to bother you but could you explain to me thé joke about thé hairs in thé eyes ?

    • @Kidd698
      @Kidd698 2 роки тому +3

      @@jenji6658nice

    • @MicahBuzanANIMATION
      @MicahBuzanANIMATION 2 роки тому +1

      @@jenji6658 What?

    • @niserresin2006
      @niserresin2006 2 роки тому +34

      ...Actually Popo's the only OP one.

    • @suckswithpivot
      @suckswithpivot Рік тому +58

      @@jenji6658 cell said he destroyed the ring so they could fight "unabated", which means basically with no restriction. Goku, being dumb, confused "unabated" with "masturbated", which, it's an old legend to scare kids from masturbating, that it makes you grow hair on your hands or eyes.

  • @hardroxas7580
    @hardroxas7580 6 років тому +2707

    Man, I love how Cell still mad at Tien for the Kikoho scene.

    • @jesseslack2089
      @jesseslack2089 6 років тому +78

      What I was gonna say, Tien is one of my favorites especially what he did to Imperfect Cell, and that Cell just hates him for it lol.

    • @Silverado-pq6xe
      @Silverado-pq6xe 6 років тому +27

      Jesse Slack semi-perfect*

    • @bastardjustice
      @bastardjustice 6 років тому +37

      Cell should give Tien a slack. If not for his technique the solar flare he wouldn't have gotten his perfect form. Lol

    • @Khazuki_
      @Khazuki_ 6 років тому +9

      He also would never have escaped from his first meeting with Piccolo.

    • @hypercumstone44
      @hypercumstone44 5 років тому

      Hard Roxas same

  • @dkhan9503
    @dkhan9503 6 років тому +5302

    Saw a comment about watching buu saga with grandchildren... But since this started, I have literally gone from being a broke university student to having 2 kids and becoming financially stable. You're actually not too far off dude ^^

    • @broo4865
      @broo4865 6 років тому +96

      Dawud Khan wow that's crazy haha! 😂

    • @justant4863
      @justant4863 6 років тому +49

      Dawud Khan the comment you are talking about is literally on top of your comment, WTF!!

    • @TheTheThe_
      @TheTheThe_ 6 років тому

      @@justant4863
      Same for me.

    • @rhysbailey6827
      @rhysbailey6827 6 років тому +19

      Sounds like you need a Hyperbolic Time Chamber

    • @novastar3990
      @novastar3990 6 років тому +7

      Congratulations!!

  • @JuanMorales-lu8on
    @JuanMorales-lu8on 7 років тому +4160

    I wish I could find a girl that looks at me the way Cell looks at Goku.....

    • @luisaleman7337
      @luisaleman7337 7 років тому +290

      if not, at least you have krillin... everybodies friend

    • @teengamingx5961
      @teengamingx5961 7 років тому +40

      yooooooo preeeeaaaaaach

    • @MrJobelp
      @MrJobelp 7 років тому +13

      Juan Morales that made me laugh!!

    • @tropicalstar6356
      @tropicalstar6356 7 років тому +26

      Juan Morales I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who desires a dbz abridged relationship

    • @JuanMorales-lu8on
      @JuanMorales-lu8on 7 років тому +10

      WDKaze that is the funniest thing I've ever heard someone say

  • @warequacksdomain6654
    @warequacksdomain6654 2 роки тому +1066

    "yeah fuck Goku" had me laughing more than it should.

  • @arthurdurham
    @arthurdurham 3 роки тому +2843

    TFS did such a good job giving Cell a distinct personality. In the original he's kind of just a cockier Frieza but even how Cell finds Goku's stupidity endearing while Frieza found it irritating is such a great character contrast. .
    In both the original and TFS Cell loves to fight and but here they really expand on his personal connection to the Z fighters bc he's made of them while Frieza saw them as just another obstacle and nuisance to crush

    • @emperorthylord
      @emperorthylord 3 роки тому +128

      Yeah, cell feel more like a challenger and frieza is a realistic tyrant.

    • @Nomad7222
      @Nomad7222 2 роки тому +99

      The dub of DBZ Kai improved cells dialogue a lot to where he's what you just described. Actually, the dub dialogue and delivery in Kai is way way better.

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. Рік тому +2

      Exactly

    • @TMmodify
      @TMmodify Рік тому +37

      NGL, I don't care much for Manga Cell. But TFS Cell is my favourite DB villain ever.
      He's incredibly self aware, and I'm not sure he's really all that villainous ? Like, he's really only here because of them and he keeps telling/showing them that

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. Рік тому +7

      @@TMmodify That's *Perfect* Cell to you...

  • @GilroyIronheart
    @GilroyIronheart 7 років тому +2924

    Trunks: "Gettin' dad flashbacks here!" Could they be... Final Flashbacks?

  • @spdutahraptor777
    @spdutahraptor777 5 років тому +1832

    "oh! could it be Tenshinhan?? *PLEASE TELL ME IT'S TENSHINHAN* "

    • @kraymerfoxbennett381
      @kraymerfoxbennett381 5 років тому +129

      "Man it's like a hate boner triangle"

    • @Shermy203
      @Shermy203 5 років тому +89

      @Ao Chen well...at this point it's a game. If they give in, Tien wins...and they know that

    • @chilledge7637
      @chilledge7637 4 роки тому +2

      Took me a while but I just got it

    • @johnnycee9325
      @johnnycee9325 4 роки тому +4

      @@Shermy203 you are the GOAT!
      🔥💪🏾🤣

    • @Mattschannelism
      @Mattschannelism 4 роки тому +8

      Love how Cell has a grudge against, Tien.

  • @matthewjones9237
    @matthewjones9237 2 роки тому +346

    "That's that GOOD SH*T!" -Cell.
    Priceless. 🤣

    • @Dead_Guy_Bob
      @Dead_Guy_Bob 2 роки тому

      Suck it kale, you bush-league superfood.
      🤣

    • @vados8500
      @vados8500 Рік тому +5

      @matthewjones9237 And immediately after that line, Cell actually mentioned Kale from Dragon Ball Super !! WTF ???? Foreshadowing ?? 😮😯😧😨😱

    • @solascriptura-e7t
      @solascriptura-e7t Рік тому

      Makes me reallllllly want a senzu*, right now.

    • @ivanreyes9836
      @ivanreyes9836 7 місяців тому

      Don't you mean....PERFECT 😎

  • @matiidesign
    @matiidesign 7 років тому +2005

    *Gohan transforms
    Vegeta: you see cell, you are not dealing with the average sayian warrior anymore...

    • @MKiperVods
      @MKiperVods 7 років тому +92

      Soko
      more like
      *Gohan transforms*
      Gohan:"you see cell, your not dealing with
      the average saiyan anymore..."
      Vegeta:"AGRRSMVE!"
      *Cell blows himself up but then comes back*
      *Cell kills trunks*
      Cell:"So I see you've become much stronger tha the prince..."
      Veteta:"HOW-HOW DARE YOU! RAAAAAA!!"

    • @trod146
      @trod146 7 років тому +3

      Missing Lazuli you clearly don't know vegeta

    • @MrHarleyquinnlover
      @MrHarleyquinnlover 7 років тому +10

      Freeza comes back just to shoot vegeta in the chest, again...

    • @davidalvarezosorio2171
      @davidalvarezosorio2171 7 років тому +1

      Timothy Rodowicz he did say it in the Broly movie

    • @idgaf2111
      @idgaf2111 7 років тому

      Gohan be like i dont an adult anymore

  • @TheGrayMysterious
    @TheGrayMysterious 4 роки тому +2446

    God, the way these guys write Cell like an abusive romantic partner who's always creepy and possessive and then gets pissed and starts threatening his other when they don't do what he likes is the greatest tiptoe between hilarious and creepy that I've ever seen

    • @edhayachandranelango2156
      @edhayachandranelango2156 3 роки тому +89

      Well that is oddly specific

    • @heyitsgremmy
      @heyitsgremmy 3 роки тому +72

      @@edhayachandranelango2156 creepily specific

    • @chozenboi
      @chozenboi 3 роки тому +72

      @@edhayachandranelango2156 also accurate

    • @kidricoflynn5813
      @kidricoflynn5813 3 роки тому +59

      Imperfect cell sorta reminded me of an evil and more creepy version of deadpool.
      "You See when I drank that guy?! That was weird!"

    • @chemical_hex_beware3106
      @chemical_hex_beware3106 3 роки тому +15

      That's what makes him perfect.

  • @shitgunt1234
    @shitgunt1234 6 років тому +15810

    I can't wait to watch the Buu saga with my grandchildren

    • @_Notmajestic
      @_Notmajestic 6 років тому +453

      shitgunt1234 LMAO

    • @Doggo4520
      @Doggo4520 6 років тому +306

      Sire Azmodan WOW that’s not what I expected when reading your comment.

    • @popeyesbiscuitsnobev
      @popeyesbiscuitsnobev 6 років тому +233

      Imma watch it when 80 years old and a that will be my last motivation to live

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae 6 років тому +244

      shitgunt1234 They're gonna quit after Cell saga.

    • @toromaxcena5892
      @toromaxcena5892 6 років тому +42

      Gyrbae really? Whyyyyyyy?

  • @sara-9015
    @sara-9015 2 роки тому +663

    How do I end up re-laughing at jokes I've forgotten like they were new again

    • @dillonmoore9810
      @dillonmoore9810 2 роки тому +20

      I've watched this over like 5 times since full release and rewatched older videos as they came and I swear I still find new jokes I either didn't get or missed. I'd rather a remaster of the Saiyan saga to flesh out the production quality.

    • @Lunarcheese72
      @Lunarcheese72 Рік тому +10

      @@dillonmoore9810 It's endless witty remarks, so it's hard to digest all the banter in one sitting. I too have watched it several times and enjoyed them each time. Like Pitch Meetings. Excellent writing is excellently re-watchable.

    • @chb2551
      @chb2551 Рік тому +1

      Did you remember to watch it with the subtitles on? If not, you missed a ton of jokes. Especially if you watch the English version of the subtitles first. At the end it continues on in the video and says that you should have watched "the English (Canada) subtitles instead, it's funnier." lol
      So, you watch it again, but with the English (Canada) subtitles and get a ton more jokes added in. Such as when Mr. Popo (Or as the subtitles call him, "The Black Devil") says, "I'm going to assume those are similar to cats" the subtitles continue on with "(Why would you assume that?) [Cause he's Popo]." rofl

    • @vanafsossfigokolarios5181
      @vanafsossfigokolarios5181 Рік тому

      What jokes?

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 Рік тому

      @@Lunarcheese72 Hell yeah I love Pitch Meetings!

  • @jaxon3333
    @jaxon3333 7 років тому +7942

    That moment when you realize this arc has been going on for 5 years.

    • @PlanetDiablo16967
      @PlanetDiablo16967 7 років тому +432

      No it hasn't. This is the Cell Games Saga. It's only been going on for like 10 months. You're lumping like 4 separate sagas together. (The Android Saga, Imperfect Cell Saga, Perfect Cell Saga, and the Cell Games Saga.) Technically speaking, these aren't one story arc.

    • @TeleBlur
      @TeleBlur 7 років тому +78

      Still feels like yesterday

    • @JokerShiranui
      @JokerShiranui 7 років тому +205

      Well they're all different arcs in one big saga I think. DBZ has 4 sagas (Saiyan, Frieza, Cell and Buu) which are all comprised of multiple arcs (like in this case the Android arc, Imperfect Cell arc, etc.). That's why they only do large 3 part season finales at the very end of the saga (Vegeta and Frieza so far and Cell is gonna be the next probably next episode).
      I think that's how it works with arcs and sagas, with one big saga being made up of multiple smaller arcs (at least that's also how it seems to work for One Piece).

    • @stylorenvgc
      @stylorenvgc 7 років тому +26

      No, they're all different sagas.. lol thats how the creators of the show seperate it. Saiyan, Namek, Ginyu, Freiza, Androids, Imperfect Cell, Perfect Cell, and then Cell games respectively.

    • @itspuffle8047
      @itspuffle8047 7 років тому +103

      You guys don't seem to understand this. DBZ is split up into four main *arcs,* which are comprised of multiple *sagas.* The Saiyan Arc is comprised of the Raditz Saga and the Saiyan Saga. The Frieza Arc is composed of the Namek Saga, the Ginyu Force/Captain Ginyu Saga, and the Frieza Saga. The Cell Arc is composed of the Garlic Jr Saga (in the anime only), the Trunks Saga, the Android Saga, the Imperfect Cell Saga, the Perfect Cell Saga, and the Cell Games Saga. The Buu Arc consists of the Other World Saga (in the anime only), the Great Saiyaman Saga, the World Tournament Saga, the Babidi Saga, the Majin Buu Saga, the Fusion Saga, the Kid Buu Saga, and the Peaceful World Saga.

  • @TK-iu8nj
    @TK-iu8nj 7 років тому +1582

    Obi-Wan: It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!
    Anakin: You underestimate my power!
    Obi-Wan: I'm sorry. I'm a little high up here. What did you just say?

  • @OvAeons
    @OvAeons 7 років тому +564

    "i spent a whole year training him last week" when goku says it, it is pure fucking gold.

  • @KrawmKruach
    @KrawmKruach 2 роки тому +223

    "Turtle, I've watched her poop she knows what I'm about." 5 years later still fucking hilarious.

    • @niserresin2006
      @niserresin2006 Рік тому +15

      Y'know, I didn't even remember that Roshi had watched Bulma poop, but I was not surprised. At all.

    • @solascriptura-e7t
      @solascriptura-e7t Рік тому +5

      @@niserresin2006 ,
      I just went back, because I didn't catch the joke, the first time.
      Adults-- that are not "attracted to minors"-- normally say: "I've SEEN her poop".
      Not, "I've WATCHED her poop"; which, I think Master Roshi was referring to the act of pooping.

    • @Phoenix-pm2qr
      @Phoenix-pm2qr Рік тому

      ​@@solascriptura-e7tGo watch dragon ball. Roshi shrinks himself down, and sneaks into the bathroom to watch Bulma on the toilet

    • @alphonseblackwood2930
      @alphonseblackwood2930 6 місяців тому

      ​@@solascriptura-e7tsounds pretty poopy imo, well atleast the parts about the poop. The other stuff you said totally wasn't poopy because you didn't say poop in the other parts

  • @ayelmao1224
    @ayelmao1224 4 роки тому +623

    “Could it be Tenshinhan? *Please tell me it’s Tenshinhan.* “
    Never gets old.

    • @oleschmidt2844
      @oleschmidt2844 2 роки тому +1

      One of my favourite lines lines ever
      The pronounciation is just 👌

  • @drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094
    @drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094 4 роки тому +2825

    "Suck it Kale, you bush league superfood!"
    *Meanwhile, in universe 6...*

  • @shayan_idk
    @shayan_idk 6 років тому +1112

    10:07 just realized he says kakarot cuz his vegeta mode was on

  • @RAKhayat
    @RAKhayat 2 роки тому +171

    Cell calling Goku Kakarot while he was expressing vegeta fighting anger was a beautiful line

  • @MaxTHC321
    @MaxTHC321 7 років тому +905

    I'm not the only one expecting tears of joy from Piccolo when Gohan starts dodging, right??

    • @Yashieyama
      @Yashieyama 7 років тому +26

      Salty McSlim wait until he gets angry and dodge like a pro, I'm happily waiting for piccolos response

    • @DoctorJaguarChannel
      @DoctorJaguarChannel 7 років тому +23

      TEAMFOURSTAR, did you read THAT statement?
      Also, cant wait to see what's done with SSJ2 Gohan...make him a total douchebag that pisses everyone off!

    • @GreighThunda
      @GreighThunda 7 років тому +20

      Piccolo better have tears of joy and a high pitch voice for the entire episode

    • @MindOfGenius
      @MindOfGenius 7 років тому +2

      I thought Cell was going to attack during Gohan's inner monologue.

    • @solblackguy
      @solblackguy 7 років тому +18

      That joke has been set up since day 1

  • @olimnivram3003
    @olimnivram3003 7 років тому +2150

    "I spent a whole year training him last week" basically tfs' release schedule.

    • @zebop8396
      @zebop8396 7 років тому +13

      Olim Nivram lol

    • @joeschook792
      @joeschook792 7 років тому +16

      Olim Nivram lol Savage

    • @LuckyHighlandMu
      @LuckyHighlandMu 7 років тому +8

      i mean you're not wrong lmao

    • @jadonarthur5470
      @jadonarthur5470 7 років тому +1

      Olim Nivram

    • @1nf1nn1te
      @1nf1nn1te 7 років тому +42

      *laughs in Hellsing Abridged*
      *Cries in Hellsing Abridged*

  • @mitomidou
    @mitomidou 4 роки тому +1441

    "I'm more confused than a homeless man under house arrest."
    Never should have waited so long to watch these. Some gold in them thar abridged. 🤣

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 3 роки тому +10

      Mel Brooks actually made a movie with that plotline just about.

    • @tanishshrivastava2442
      @tanishshrivastava2442 2 роки тому +4

      First of all, I find that ofensive.

    • @sylvrwolflol
      @sylvrwolflol 2 роки тому +4

      @@tanishshrivastava2442 Second of all, you should learn how to spell "offensive". XP

    • @tanishshrivastava2442
      @tanishshrivastava2442 2 роки тому +2

      @@sylvrwolflol Third of all, mistakes happen.

    • @Gfish17
      @Gfish17 2 роки тому +3

      @@tanishshrivastava2442 Fourth of all as a person currently living under someone else's Roof and doesn't currently own or rent a home of my own in my early 30s
      What exactly does it mean if a homeless person gets puts on house arrest?
      Does it mean what I hope it does?
      Federal Housing assistants and socialism?
      In America? 🥺 PLEASE

  • @CLuB_Z
    @CLuB_Z 2 роки тому +186

    7:20 "I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN DADS"
    Best line ever

    • @mfrebel7831
      @mfrebel7831 Рік тому +1

      Not even comedy Gold, more like Comedy PLATINUM

  • @C3Squared
    @C3Squared 6 років тому +879

    It is a year later, and I just noticed at 10:08 when cell is really pissed at Goku he calls him Kakarot, where as in every other moment he calls him Goku. I like the idea that when Cell gets really mad his Vegeta DNA starts to show and he subconsciously starts saying Kakarot instead of Goku.

    • @malefictoonmaster510
      @malefictoonmaster510 6 років тому +34

      Holy sh*t! Dude! Niceeee! I didnt realize that. You just lowkey blew my mind!! I was wondering why he said that

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 6 років тому +4

      I know, right?!

    • @gratuitouslurking8610
      @gratuitouslurking8610 6 років тому +7

      ...Broly DNA?

    • @joserecinos1269
      @joserecinos1269 6 років тому +18

      I think it might instead be because up until now cell has been "flirting" with goku sort of like a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship. So like when a couple are in good terms they talk to each other kindly and with cute nicknames and what not. But when he called him kakarot he was angry. So I think it might be supposed to reference how a girlfriend/boyfriend stop with the sweet talk and use the other's real name when they are fighting

    • @mitchsorenstein2242
      @mitchsorenstein2242 6 років тому +2

      @@malefictoonmaster510 hows't the friCC did you not notice that

  • @Bobby_boucher31
    @Bobby_boucher31 7 років тому +1679

    "I spent a whole year training with him last week!" Only in Dragon Ball.

  • @darriangarcia5247
    @darriangarcia5247 7 років тому +1604

    Vegeta: Even if it kills him.
    Goku: I give up.
    Vegeta: I'LL KILL HIM!

  • @hypno-scream5652
    @hypno-scream5652 Рік тому +61

    I read that Cell’s “Half-time entertainment“ probably wasn’t him fighting Yamcha and probably would’ve been him making Yamcha sing his cat food song on live television

  • @loisjohnson_0735
    @loisjohnson_0735 6 років тому +2374

    VEGETA: "...He'll see this fight to the end, without our help, even if it kills him"
    GOKU: "I give up"
    VEGETA: "I'll kill him"
    I died.

    • @michaelkowal3230
      @michaelkowal3230 5 років тому +32

      Cell: "I'm sorry, I'm a little high up here, what did you say?"

    • @abinashlaik
      @abinashlaik 5 років тому +12

      @@michaelkowal3230 I give up. Greaaaaat Fight.

    • @michaelkowal3230
      @michaelkowal3230 5 років тому +15

      @@abinashlaik This isn't a victory, this is. I don't even know what this is

    • @jokkemara5470
      @jokkemara5470 5 років тому +7

      @@abinashlaik you b!tch 😁

    • @gravity111587
      @gravity111587 5 років тому +5

      Best part about this joke is it happened just like that in the real show.

  • @dylankornberg4892
    @dylankornberg4892 4 роки тому +429

    “Gohan, before you go: you’re so much stronger than you think you are.”
    This is genuinely such a touching line. And one I think many people need to hear.”

    • @andrewcabral963
      @andrewcabral963 2 роки тому

      He ain't so strong anymore after the Cell Saga he's just a fucking dork now.

  • @thirdshiftmillionaire6574
    @thirdshiftmillionaire6574 6 років тому +2271

    " I'm more confuse more than a homeless man under house arrest" Man what a great line

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 6 років тому +16

      Third Shift Millionaire
      It sure is

    • @ChocorocK
      @ChocorocK 6 років тому +21

      Spat out my coffee on that one.

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 6 років тому +13

      chocoman45
      If I’d been drinking anything, I would have too

    • @AMan-xz7tx
      @AMan-xz7tx 6 років тому +39

      "First of all jimmy, i find that offensive"

    • @j.ronnygibson
      @j.ronnygibson 6 років тому +2

      @@AMan-xz7tx Why.

  • @VitorAugusto-iy2yt
    @VitorAugusto-iy2yt Рік тому +53

    The “thinking of you goku!” at the end as Cell beats the super sayian out of gohan made me spit out my water through my nose 😭😭😭

  • @kamenriderkfp6684
    @kamenriderkfp6684 3 роки тому +479

    Just noticed Gohan asking Piccolo what Goku said because of his super hearing. The attention to detail they put into these is always fascinating

    • @kreatona4219
      @kreatona4219 Рік тому +8

      But it is still weird how those normal people were able to yell and hear semi-perfect cell in the part where he was looking for 18, but Gohan can't hear Goku who's not too far away. I don't care that much, still love dbza, but that's like the only weird thing I noticed

    • @feliciab5019
      @feliciab5019 Рік тому +2

      I think it was for clarification as well lol

    • @ja1295
      @ja1295 Рік тому +8

      ​@@kreatona4219tbf cell is screaming his lungs out about blowing up their homes

  • @Thetrue777luck777
    @Thetrue777luck777 7 років тому +1175

    Frieza: "The next episode will be ready in 5 minutes!"

  • @phillipcarson2544
    @phillipcarson2544 7 років тому +258

    GOHAN: "Wait, what is he doing?"
    PICCOLO: "Well, this is your father. So he's either saving all of our lives or dooming us all."
    Excellent Summation.

  • @danky37
    @danky37 2 роки тому +63

    “I’ve spent an entire year training him last week” is something I never thought I wanted to hear.

  • @invictus127
    @invictus127 5 років тому +838

    "Turtle, I've watched her poop, she knows what I'm about"
    I'm not sure, but I think this Roshi is STILL less perverted than canon Roshi

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 5 років тому +100

      Mostly because they have him as a stoner who can still fight, but doesn't do it much because his best days are behind him. Also, it would have been too predictable to make him more perverted than in canon (though they still had moments where he was perverted, like when he said, "Can you speak up? I'm not wearing pants," or naming the submarine the M'Dick just so he can make a "grab M'Dick" joke or watching an exercise program with spandex-clad women because it's better than Internet porn).

    • @LuizFelipe-jf9wf
      @LuizFelipe-jf9wf 5 років тому +2

      Not native in english language, i don't get the joke

    • @joseurena3640
      @joseurena3640 5 років тому +5

      @@LuizFelipe-jf9wf ¿Quieres decir la broma del Master Roshi siendo obligado a informarle a Bulma?

    • @LuizFelipe-jf9wf
      @LuizFelipe-jf9wf 5 років тому +10

      @@joseurena3640 Actualy i have seem the Dragon ball episode that Roshi gets inside the bathroom, i never had seem this episode, so the "see her poop" does'nt make sense to me
      Btw not spanish, i speak portuguese, but that a Common mistake, thanks for the help

    • @joseurena3640
      @joseurena3640 5 років тому +45

      @@LuizFelipe-jf9wfGotcha! In the US people convicted of sexual abuse have to "register" as sex offenders and notify parents whenever they're around children. I didn't know about the Dragon Ball scene until now, but that's why Roshi cuts off Turtle's legal disclaimer. Bulma is the last person who needs to be notified that Master Roshi is a sick old man

  • @BroomPusher2024
    @BroomPusher2024 3 роки тому +680

    7:05 I like how Goku went from Learning Instant Transmisson on Yardrat to getting it from Eating Yardratians in the Abridged version.

    • @ilovewritingessays2017
      @ilovewritingessays2017 2 роки тому +52

      It explains why nobody bothers wanting to learn it

    • @purepatient9559
      @purepatient9559 2 роки тому +26

      This isnt actually true. Goku misspoke. He got it from eating the aliens sick. Not eating sick aliens

    • @A-Microwave
      @A-Microwave Рік тому +37

      @@purepatient9559 no in the americas, "their sick" doesn't mean vomit, it means sick people

    • @benjaminbrock684
      @benjaminbrock684 Рік тому +8

      Did the doctors from Trunk's timeline mistake the yardrat meat for bacon, as to what gave him a heart attack?

    • @aratherlargerodent
      @aratherlargerodent Рік тому

      @@purepatient9559 they mean the same thing

  • @jukesdtj656
    @jukesdtj656 3 роки тому +913

    You know what I love about this series? The fact that I know for a fact if it had continued that they totally would have followed through on Mr. Satan saying that Videl was a fan of Harry Potter.

    • @Foxpawed
      @Foxpawed 3 роки тому +17

      And probably have been like "actually no, fuck that TERF" depending on how much longer it took for the follow-up to follow.

    • @BishtrainerTai16
      @BishtrainerTai16 3 роки тому +33

      You don't have a problem with all the gay jokes in TAS, but you have a problem with JKR saying biological sex is real.
      Freaky alien genotypes, these days.

    • @jukesdtj656
      @jukesdtj656 3 роки тому +4

      @@BishtrainerTai16 I don't, what, who even... What the hell are you talking about? No one mentioned any of that, are you just some stupid UA-cam bot who puts this response under any comment that mentions Harry Potter?

    • @Foxpawed
      @Foxpawed 3 роки тому +17

      @@BishtrainerTai16 TFS admitted the jokes aren't okay, JKR doubled down.
      Also stop parroting the TERF bullshit, no one denies that biological sex exists, transphobes just try to ignore all the science and actual humans who show that there's more to sex than a simple binary attached to what you were born with, hence why you have to attach "biological" to it to even try to pretend to make a point.

    • @BishtrainerTai16
      @BishtrainerTai16 3 роки тому +20

      @@Foxpawed JKR made jokes and called people slurs? There's "transphobia" in Harry Potter books? Is that why you want to cancel her books? Its comparable to TFS who has a lot of gay jokes and slurs? I though content that promotes homophobia literally causes death to gay people just for existing? Shouldnt their vidoes be taken down for being dangerous? Or is offensive shit allowed as long as it isnt making fun of you?
      Would you be happy if Dave Chappelle apologized but Netflix kept his videos up?
      Saying every human was born from a woman is not evil terf ideology. Its a goddamn fact that everyone in the world knows is true. Everyone knows that you need a man and a woman to make a human baby. Screaming that's fake news and bigotry is costing you support.

  • @JosephStewart1003
    @JosephStewart1003 Рік тому +100

    In the heat of the moment I actually forgot Goku had Instant Transmission up his sleeve 😅

  • @kyleat126
    @kyleat126 7 років тому +1242

    "even if it kills him..." - Vegeta
    "I give up" - Goku
    "ILL KILL HIM!" - Vegeta

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 6 років тому +749

    Cell is way crazier in TFS than in canon. What's with "looking forward to death with your beloved enemy" thing?
    Also, "I'm more confused than a homeless man under house arrest." That deserves way more love than it got.

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 6 років тому +7

      Michael Song
      I know, right?
      Agreed

    • @nameless6741
      @nameless6741 6 років тому +45

      He literally believes himself to be perfect. When one reaches the pinnacle of something, the zenith of a given thing, they find themselves faced with boredom as time goes on. As they have reached the ultimate, they have nothing else to challenge them, and thus they begin to crave that challenge. With Cell, in this situation, it is his fighting ability. He believes that he is a perfect fighter, and his power backs up his claims, serving to make most fights easy for him, a bore really. Thus, he craves a fight that challenges him. Moreso, as he believes himself to be perfect, he believes that there exists no higher level of anything for him to reach, that he has nothing left to strive for, save the challenge he so desperately now craves. Thus, these combine to form his mentality, that of one that craves a momentous fight to the death, a fight to his own death. Honestly, this is quite simply and easy to understand.

    • @omonaijaj
      @omonaijaj 5 років тому +1

      @@nameless6741 Mmm yes. Love that analysis

    • @LarathainStarlight
      @LarathainStarlight 5 років тому

      Michael Song you know that is a joke someone else made and that teamfourstar stole, right?

    • @ricksanchez9277
      @ricksanchez9277 5 років тому

      @@LarathainStarlight
      Give them some love, I'm sure dubbing this took a lot of work

  • @zsu-23-4shilka2
    @zsu-23-4shilka2 3 роки тому +677

    “Oh, Gohan, you’re just being insincere.”
    “Insecure; & no, he’s not! *_HE’S 11 YEARS OLD!!!”_*

    • @Artemus973
      @Artemus973 2 роки тому +33

      Says the 8 year old who forced him into the exact same situation when he was *4*

    • @Kruppuchino
      @Kruppuchino 2 роки тому +30

      ​@@Artemus973 Difference is that that 8 year old has more responsibility over the 11 year old that the 30+ year old neglects

    • @Artemus973
      @Artemus973 2 роки тому +18

      @@Kruppuchino Neglects? Goku was there during Gohan's entire childhood up to that point, died trying to save him, came back to life only to get all his bones busted saving him *again*, saved him AGAIN after being healed, was training with him during the three year period before the androids, and trained with him for yet another year before fighting Cell. How is that neglect?

    • @you_ma2458
      @you_ma2458 2 роки тому +7

      @@Artemus973 no he wasn’t first 5 years Yh and then saiyan saga he died stayed for a year came back then went to namek and stayed in alone planet for 1 year missing 2 years of gohan childhood he came back trained for 3 years making gohan 10 at the android saga and then cell he was 11 years old and then goku made his 11 year old son fight the strongest monster the earth has seen and then stayed dead for 7 years

    • @deadline6149
      @deadline6149 2 роки тому +3

      @@you_ma2458 being fair, that more the editor fault since db was not planned after frieza, and once more was not planned after cell. To end it, he s 11 sure, but the options are 2: 1-he fights 2-everyone dies. Cuz gohan is the only one that can beat cell

  • @NerdyOverThirty
    @NerdyOverThirty Місяць тому +23

    I'm guessing something happened with the copyrights on the music recently, because a lot of this is silent now that didn't used to be.

  • @pravingaikwad385
    @pravingaikwad385 5 років тому +611

    Cell: Yes. I am a monster.
    Gohan: Yah...a monster with our stolen DNA.
    Cell: "I DIDN'T ASKED TO BE BORN DADS!!!!"

  • @gramps3351
    @gramps3351 6 років тому +720

    5:03“I see! Yes goku, your absolutely *right!* this is the only way it can end! The tournament! These fools! This planet! They mean nothing to men like you and i! *_WE WILL GO OUT TOGETHER IN A BALL OF MOLTEN ROCK AND DEATH!_* ” God damn! The dialogue in this series is absolutely brilliant! Major props to the writers lmao

    • @lightice9275
      @lightice9275 5 років тому +7

      Goku: *MEEEEEEEE...*

    • @full8764
      @full8764 5 років тому +8

      Krillin:GOKU NO!!

    • @lightice9275
      @lightice9275 5 років тому +12

      @@full8764 Perfect Cell: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!

    • @tpsplatinum3562
      @tpsplatinum3562 5 років тому +4

      Goku: *Instant transmissions below Cell.*

    • @lightice9275
      @lightice9275 5 років тому +6

      @@tpsplatinum3562 Perfect Cell: Oh.... crapBaSkEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

  • @Deoxys_Used_Mimic
    @Deoxys_Used_Mimic 4 роки тому +591

    15:00 'Twas the first and last time we'll ever hear Videl.
    Rest in Pizzas DBZA.

    • @tyrone2423
      @tyrone2423 4 роки тому +9

      No it wasn't

    • @papapapa2856
      @papapapa2856 3 роки тому +5

      @@tyrone2423 elaborate

    • @tyrone2423
      @tyrone2423 3 роки тому +3

      @@papapapa2856 It was not the first we heared her

    • @kingonthemoon5183
      @kingonthemoon5183 3 роки тому +10

      @@tyrone2423 heard her voice, dum dum

    • @3lectronX
      @3lectronX 3 роки тому +15

      @@tyrone2423 when was the other time?

  • @MidnightMilkMan
    @MidnightMilkMan 7 місяців тому +115

    It sucks how the music gets muted after all these years

    • @alphonseblackwood2930
      @alphonseblackwood2930 6 місяців тому +10

      Yeah copyright laws ruin so much awesome shit. Sad, I hear ya

    • @roberttaylor5787
      @roberttaylor5787 6 місяців тому +8

      I think it happened aftet toriama died.

    • @alphonseblackwood2930
      @alphonseblackwood2930 6 місяців тому +7

      @@roberttaylor5787 it was muted before he passed, so something else happened

    • @dy.o.l.o5580
      @dy.o.l.o5580 5 місяців тому +8

      It really does i thought my phone was acting up this whole time

    • @justinguthro1002
      @justinguthro1002 3 місяці тому

      Prob cuz Tori died!! 😅

  • @choconatic
    @choconatic 4 роки тому +371

    "Which one was it, Goku? Which concussion did you suffer that made you think ANY of this was a good idea?!?"
    TFS's writers are brilliant! XD

  • @NA-qd1rl
    @NA-qd1rl 6 років тому +420

    12:10 "I spent a whole year training him last week."
    Truer words have never been spoken.

  • @fangsabre
    @fangsabre 6 років тому +795

    "What did you do to him?"
    "What didn't I do to him"
    Chichi getting freaky

    • @DrKFC69
      @DrKFC69 6 років тому +40

      Done one of every form of sex positions with Goku, in probably one night

    • @Daveonimus
      @Daveonimus 6 років тому +37

      Coldfacekiller ColdFire I think she meant *more* then that

    • @DrKFC69
      @DrKFC69 6 років тому +15

      Oh shit

    • @psychowordsmith
      @psychowordsmith 6 років тому +27

      Just like her mother.

    • @johnfranklin87
      @johnfranklin87 6 років тому +4

      Chi-chi getting freaky?? She's always been a freak, it's the quiet ones you gotta look out for

  • @princessaur
    @princessaur 2 роки тому +61

    The way that Cell is the only person in this series that ever understood Goku. He's definitely made from him, alright.

  • @pj_spirit
    @pj_spirit 7 років тому +489

    I like the fact that when Cell got pissed at Goku he called him Kakarott, letting out his inner angry Vegeta

    • @Tahkaullus01
      @Tahkaullus01 7 років тому +24

      Honestly I'm just happy to see that there's some Gohan in him.

    • @arceuslordofcreation8824
      @arceuslordofcreation8824 7 років тому +4

      Tahkaullus01 there isn't

    • @frednino71
      @frednino71 7 років тому +3

      how and why?

    • @Lilpenguino1028
      @Lilpenguino1028 7 років тому +15

      Assuming your reply is aimed at Tahkaullus01, "Crap Baskets". Right when Goku Instant Kamehameha's Cell.

    • @pj_spirit
      @pj_spirit 7 років тому +5

      Jacob McDonnell Gohan isn't the only one to say that. Goku does and so does Trunks

  • @KaiZenAmen
    @KaiZenAmen 7 років тому +1086

    "Out of the entire list, you pick HIM?! He wasn't even on the list!!! YAMCHA WAS ON THE LIST!!!"
    I HAVE NOT LAUGHED SO HARD AT A TFS JOKE IN A LONG TIME lol

    • @Kai-ow9gi
      @Kai-ow9gi 7 років тому +9

      Blazerak For Entertainment

    • @rogerlopez9886
      @rogerlopez9886 7 років тому +11

      At least Yamcha was on the list

    • @blaw500
      @blaw500 7 років тому +12

      I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw this in my recommends. I was thinking the next episode would come out like in October, but it only took like a month. That's what I'm talking about, and this video is 15 minutes! Hell yeah! Btw I do video essays on hidden messages in movies. Check out and sub to my channel, I promise you won't regret it!

    • @DeltaGreen03
      @DeltaGreen03 7 років тому +2

      Blazerak I know

    • @LankyGold
      @LankyGold 7 років тому +6

      Blazerak As the "Half-time entertainment" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @timejumpingfox3528
    @timejumpingfox3528 6 років тому +1061

    *watches 59 over and over* THINKIN OF YOU, 60

    • @daksh8747
      @daksh8747 6 років тому +14

      You know it

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 6 років тому +4

      Then keep on thinking we're past the one year mark by a few months it will probably take a lot longer still

    • @AMan-xz7tx
      @AMan-xz7tx 6 років тому

      Who Knows -same

    • @anthonymuc
      @anthonymuc 6 років тому +1

      I get it

    • @LightDriveGaming
      @LightDriveGaming 6 років тому +5

      Who Knows it’s out tonihht

  • @dompowell2537
    @dompowell2537 Рік тому +29

    I work an office job. I've seen this series so many times that I can literally listen to it like a podcast. The other staff don't know what the grin across my face is from.

    • @WhatHappenedIn-vt3vq
      @WhatHappenedIn-vt3vq Рік тому +1

      I own the series on disk and I pick up new booklets to replace disks that wear put whenever I can. I still sleep to this

  • @onedeadsaint
    @onedeadsaint 7 років тому +1199

    "I'm more confused than a homeless man under house arrest." brilliant!

  • @dillongeorge5866
    @dillongeorge5866 4 роки тому +1149

    Goku: “Mr Satan! Get out here you!”
    Champ: “ *DIARRHEA!* “

    • @Meklord-M7
      @Meklord-M7 3 роки тому +28

      I died when he said Mr Satan 😂😂😂

    • @mcmarkmarkson7115
      @mcmarkmarkson7115 3 роки тому +11

      It's actual lore even, tfs doing it just makes it funner!

    • @cesarvictoriano8072
      @cesarvictoriano8072 3 роки тому +7

      Well shoot, original plan then.

    • @BannerProxy
      @BannerProxy 2 роки тому +4

      Thank god you quoted this! 🤣 I was hoping to find this comment to know what Mr. Satan said. I’m in tears 😭

    • @darthlazurus4382
      @darthlazurus4382 2 роки тому +2

      For the record, Mr Satan did the right thing.

  • @TheSoullessWanderer
    @TheSoullessWanderer 7 років тому +591

    I like that they are consistent with the Instant Transmission "Pop" effect.

    • @turnwell9530
      @turnwell9530 7 років тому +9

      Soulless Wanderer i wish it was the original sound, the original is so satisfying.

    • @GIRru11
      @GIRru11 7 років тому +6

      It's both funny and satisfying

    • @Jeffk1
      @Jeffk1 7 років тому +3

      Like Pringles!

    • @fsfaith
      @fsfaith 7 років тому +40

      Personally I like the Goku as a squeaky toy effect.

    • @Dizastermaster.
      @Dizastermaster. 7 років тому +17

      AmadeusL Hopefully next episode Gohan gets it, too.

  • @Aquillion
    @Aquillion 2 роки тому +142

    "What's amazing about watching your 11-year old son get murdered?"

    • @banano2210
      @banano2210 Рік тому

      this gotta be the dumbest comment ive seen

    • @Aquillion
      @Aquillion Рік тому +21

      @Marlon Brando’s Grandson In the context of TFS version of their relationship Piccolo is low key acting the father role to Gohan a lot of the time (e.g. in Broly when he appears and asks if he is hurt, got into that school he wanted, etc). Its a running joke that he cares for him in a fatherly way moreso than Goku. No need to take it so seriously bro 🙃.

  • @Shakespeare954
    @Shakespeare954 7 років тому +1275

    Ssj2 gohan: I'm gonna break you
    Cell: what?
    Ssj2 gohan: like a kit kat bar
    Cell: what?!

    • @t-greenrock404
      @t-greenrock404 7 років тому +74

      *brutal* *punch*
      Cell: WHAT!?

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 7 років тому +136

      Gohan: I'm going to reverse the polarity currently holding together the atomic structure of your body!!!
      Everyone else: what?
      Piccolo and Cell: NERD!

    • @gabrieldennery9488
      @gabrieldennery9488 7 років тому +130

      Ssj2 gohan: I'm gonna break you. . .
      Cell: no no wait--lemme guess: like a kit kat bar?
      ssj2 gohan: like an ionic compound in water
      Cell: what?
      *brutal punch*

    • @BaliUchiha
      @BaliUchiha 7 років тому +7

      Gabriel Dennery 😭😭👌🏽

    • @axecraft5022
      @axecraft5022 7 років тому +15

      Cell: Please don't break my butt
      SSJ 2 Gohan: No. *punch in the gut*

  • @axcelleria
    @axcelleria 5 років тому +554

    Perf. Cell: Yamcha was on the list
    Yamcha: wh-why i was on the list?
    Perf. Cell: Half time entertainment

    • @TorraShinjiro17
      @TorraShinjiro17 5 років тому +5

      Goku: alright gohan, he's all yours, have fun!

    • @zeatu7949
      @zeatu7949 5 років тому +4

      *dad, im gonna have to politely ask you to back the hiffle up what. In dende's name. Are you doing?!*

    • @DanielBohnen
      @DanielBohnen 5 років тому +3

      I'm sending in the strongest fighter we've got this is what you've trained for.

    • @gzaquila
      @gzaquila 5 років тому +1

      Yamcha: Frankly I'm just happy to be included 😂😂😂

    • @ramonvargas6865
      @ramonvargas6865 4 роки тому +2

      SSJ Fan Girl 88 “ oh is it ten chin Han? Please tell me it’s ten chin Han !

  • @tatiaromero
    @tatiaromero 5 років тому +384

    10:55
    Goku: "the fighter I selected, the fighter who will put your terror to an end issss.. MISTER SATAN! get out here you!"
    I agree with Piccolo a couple of episodes back, "I can't tell if he is serious, and that's very concerning"

    • @anthonybaratta968
      @anthonybaratta968 4 роки тому +3

      Tatia Romero Gueller Diarrhea!!!

    • @imnimbusy2885
      @imnimbusy2885 4 роки тому +16

      Tatia Romero Gueller he said “well shoot, original plan then.” But your right, I have no f*ckin idea.

    • @chadebar
      @chadebar 4 роки тому +15

      "He's either savings us, or dooming us" is also fitting

  • @jyousemorenoeng
    @jyousemorenoeng 2 роки тому +267

    "Oh, you're just being insincere"
    "Insecure, and he's ELEVEN YEARS OLD!"
    This exchange has many layers, because Gohan is being insecure, but Goku genuinely thinks he's being insincere because he knows Gohan is stronger than him.

  • @RuralNanobot287
    @RuralNanobot287 4 роки тому +1169

    "Did you die? If so, then you have officially beaten Jesus's respawn time!"

    • @HT_Tony
      @HT_Tony 3 роки тому +9

      Lol

    • @oceanman7336
      @oceanman7336 3 роки тому +19

      that was such a good ass line

    • @indepth9930
      @indepth9930 2 роки тому +2

      Time stamp?

    • @cologist
      @cologist 2 роки тому

      Hahaha now you're thinking like a Satanist! ^_^

    • @straightfacebuddha
      @straightfacebuddha 2 роки тому

      I’ll be honest…I didn’t get it. Could someone plz explain?

  • @fellow9939
    @fellow9939 7 років тому +278

    the original instant transmission Kamehameha scene was beautiful, this. this is art.

    • @dlc2139
      @dlc2139 7 років тому +8

      STATRAK™ FEDORA krillin did it first

    • @abeselomalene5471
      @abeselomalene5471 7 років тому

      STATRAK™ FEDORA 😂

  • @galaaxcy
    @galaaxcy 5 років тому +548

    12:20 “that’s not a choice, that’s an ultimatum”
    “Gohan we both know idk what that word means”

    • @jowanael-dalil5781
      @jowanael-dalil5781 5 років тому +7

      GalaxyProductions am I goku then?

    • @galaaxcy
      @galaaxcy 5 років тому +6

      Jowana El-Dalil we’re both Goku

    • @supersaiyanverse141
      @supersaiyanverse141 5 років тому +5

      I'm goku too boiii

    • @slothful2039
      @slothful2039 5 років тому +15

      @@supersaiyanverse141 Oof, it basically just means a "final choice" someone gives you. This final choice is non negotiable and decline or alteration in said choice will lead to some sort of finality.

    • @dakotasimms7270
      @dakotasimms7270 5 років тому +1

      the guy that gave the definition used Google

  • @Adamax93
    @Adamax93 2 роки тому +51

    Why is all of the voice acting in this series the best ever.

  • @roytonka2517
    @roytonka2517 7 років тому +702

    It's been 4 1/2 years since they started the android saga.
    4 1/2 years leading up to this fight.
    And it was worth every second.
    We love you TFS. Never change

    • @djdownsyndrome1522
      @djdownsyndrome1522 7 років тому +24

      Are you fucking serious?! *counts on fingers* My god!!

    • @1evo1
      @1evo1 7 років тому +12

      Omg has it really been that long?! :O

    • @mozardthebest
      @mozardthebest 7 років тому +26

      Roy Tonka Jesus, I remember watching Android 18 kick Vegeta's ass like it was yesterday.

    • @KingMagenta
      @KingMagenta 7 років тому +11

      I mean technically they started at episode 35 which was almost exactly 4 years ago. 24 episodes between that time. About an episode every two months with a couple of movies in the middle. Not bad if you ask me.

    • @benewart59
      @benewart59 7 років тому +9

      Roy Tonka Oh god. Hoe long will the Buu Saga last!?

  • @ThomK-TBF-IRL
    @ThomK-TBF-IRL 3 роки тому +343

    "How did you...?"
    "You weren't here for this but, tl;dr, Piccolo cells"
    "Ok, I'm...90% sure I can't do that"
    "We'll figure THAT out later"
    Me: Actually, I'm gonna guess Dr Gero figured out a way to enhance the regenerative capability of the cells.

    • @MadnessDrummerA7x
      @MadnessDrummerA7x 3 роки тому +49

      Piccolo tends to die from the kinds of injuries cell sustains, but he can regrow limbs. Frieze can survive all kinds of environments and didn't seem TOO fazed when cut in half, so I think it's a combination of the two, I honestly think piccolo would be able to regrow larger parts of his body if the injury didn't kill him first

    • @ANMLRT
      @ANMLRT 2 роки тому +1

      What does TLDR mean tho?

    • @Goodbutevilgenius
      @Goodbutevilgenius 2 роки тому +5

      @@ANMLRT too long, didn't read

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 2 роки тому +1

      @@MadnessDrummerA7x being monstrously more powerfull than piccolo also helps i guess

    • @hiroshiramasendjews9539
      @hiroshiramasendjews9539 Рік тому +1

      ​@@MadnessDrummerA7x You know that makes a lot of sense. Frieza's endurance combined with Piccolos regeneration is actually extremely broken.

  • @justkeen5191
    @justkeen5191 4 роки тому +360

    "Trust me guys, I spent a whole year training him last week" 😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @playlistss4953
    @playlistss4953 Рік тому +14

    "The boy? Hardly; he looks like he's about ready to crush coal into diamonds with his sphincter." God the show just occasionally throwing absolutely hilarious phrases gets me every time.