DBZ anime always was crap. As a guy who liked the manga version of it, I tried to sit down through it at least once, just couldn't go over even 30ish episodes. If you were first introduced with the anime version, never read the manga, then I could see someone going through it.
wonder how many people who saw that know it was a reference to yu yu hakusho. most likely, because that scene in question had already been memed by the same guy who famously did the "over 9000" video.
Piccolo: I'M NOT A GODDAMN YOSHI!! Goku: But you said you were! Piccolo: IT'S CALLED "SARCASM"!! Goku: What does that taste like? Piccolo: DAMN IT, GOKU!!! I couldn't breathe 😂😂😂😂
"When I got back to the look out, I saw popo drinking some whiskey. And there was five corpses littered all over the lookout. He laughed when i said 'five'" Best moment.
Zarbon: Lord Frieza! Vegeta is really giving us a pounding! Frieza: I'm coming Zarbon! Quick! Grab my balls! Ginyu Force:......*LMFAO* My thoughts exactly
Man, the voice acting and sound mixing got soooo much better after season 1. I know they aren't making a season 4, but it'd be pretty cool if they remastered the first season.
My absolute favorite line from Goku when he noiticed the Raditz's power level that made me just die of laughter: "HOLY BLACK ON A POPO WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!?!!?"
" I've got a lovely bunch of Dragon balls doo doo. Here they are sitting in bunch doo doo 1 star 2 star all as big as my head, give them toss a planet across that's how vegeta wins bye bye " Am just sayin Waka waka
11:00 Dragon Ball Super made Vegeta’s bad singing ability canon, so I appreciate the nice touch here. At least nobody was around that time to hear (unlike in Super where he was incredibly drunk lol)
Still over a decade and the jokes don't get old. DBZA is like your favorite rom collection that you keep coming back to because it has that unique love that you dont find in today's content.
naaaaaiiill gather the dragon balls and wish for a plasma TV nail:sir that would be a great miss use of there power goru:I'm about to miss use my hand upside your heaad
Nappa:Vegeta look A POKEMON Chiatszu:I AM NOT A POKEMON I AM CHIATSZU I AM CHIATSZU Nappa:LOOK VEGETA IT IS A CHIATSZU NAPPA:THROWS THE BALL AT CHIATSZU NAPPA:hey vegeta it didn't work VEGETA:CAUSE U MUST DAMAGE IT FIRST
Fun to watch compilations of the abridged series sometimes. A good UA-cam classic. I remember finding the earlier episodes as a kid and finding the humor funny.
lmaoo there are so many lol moments in this series but I always cracked up when vegeta kneecaps gohan in the stomach 😂😭...that face he had too before...fucking done rn...that's a real OG vegeta moment.
Choutzu "Don't worry, you can just wish me back with the dragon balls... now goodbye my freinds!" Tien "that won't work choutzu! we already wish you back once with the dragon balls, we can't do it twice!" Choutzu "Wait what??" *BOOM* XD
Funny story, one time my 5 year old cousin said "I need an adult" so of course I had to reply "I am an adult" You know what his response was? "Shit, you're right"
Imagine being a whole species on a different planet, living your life with magic powers, and making your own clothing by hand, just to be taught by the clone of the evil version of your distant cousin that doesn't even know his own name that you can materialize clothing from thin air.
🤣 I coughed out 3 hair balls and have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard, this video has given me such nostalgia and has helped me stave off smoking my last bowl of greenery, thank you
its hard to go back to regular dbz after this
I mean this is funny and the other js like more "serious" wink wink notch notch
No it's legit, I've been doing a re run on anime and watching the whole db series it's literally hard to go back to it 😂
DBZ anime always was crap. As a guy who liked the manga version of it, I tried to sit down through it at least once, just couldn't go over even 30ish episodes. If you were first introduced with the anime version, never read the manga, then I could see someone going through it.
@@dolphwang5063 Kai is pretty much the manga
@@andrewyp6724 same I had problems as well
'CLOTHES BEAM!'
Picolo confirmed greatest fighter ever.
that is easily my most metro attack
Gives you a straight jacket
With that superpower, he can make a massive Fortune selling clothing.
F!@ ing hilarious
Funniest line in season 1.
Zarbon: You see, i've been hiding another side of myself.
Vegeta: Where? In the closet?
Rollin lol
Zarbon best girl
@@zeera7080 zarbon is a guy though
@@thediamondminecrafters4059 Ik, it is a joke you see😁
Zarbon waifu of the year
😂😂😂😂
I laughed so hard when vegeta screamed so hard that everyone could here it including trunks 20 years later
Father?
Daddy?
My partner showed me that, and we were both crying lmao.
Partner? You mean "husband", no?
@@NostalgicGamerRickOShay based
Piccolo's most famous advice: "DODGE!"
That advise is applicable for everyone in DBZ
Neeeeeeeeeeerd
@Justin Nowaczynski agreed. Attacks Dodge Popo not the other way around.
Piccolo’s funniest moment yes yes yes i can win i feel great i can do thisss
The cell saga “I can’t believe he dodged that?” Piccolo glares at Gohan. “What???”
"So, Nudity makes you stronger on this planet" 🤣
uh no we're wearing weighed clothing
“Oh of course, because that would be ridiculous ahahaha”
So that hair does compensate for something...
*unzip
Zarbon: Maybe we could test your theory?
"There's an albino namekian I front of me" lmfao
"Kill it like the rest" lol
"Actually sir, he's an earthling" lol
Man those things make dbz abriged so good
@@camhall1001 kill it like the rest
-Super Kami Guru
lol
"lord freeza, vegeta is really giving us a pounding"
"i'm coming zarbon, quick grab my balls"
genius...
Honestly!! The laugh was brilliant lol
Okay I'm embarrassed to say this but when I first was that abridged episode I thought Freeza meant his actual balls
The running gag of “I need an adult” “ I am an adult” 😂
It must have been so satisfying to Gohan to say "I am an adult"
I like insolent Nappa
“Are you the Saiyans?”
“No” 😂
don't be rude nappa
@@Whitesnake18 "which means your here for the dragonballs?"
@@FoxDyed27 no
@@feristired8092 F*ck you nappa
wonder how many people who saw that know it was a reference to yu yu hakusho. most likely, because that scene in question had already been memed by the same guy who famously did the "over 9000" video.
Piccolo: I'M NOT A GODDAMN YOSHI!!
Goku: But you said you were!
Piccolo: IT'S CALLED "SARCASM"!!
Goku: What does that taste like?
Piccolo: DAMN IT, GOKU!!!
I couldn't breathe 😂😂😂😂
Alyssa to the 100 I think goku thought it was salabi
@Ethan Morofsky you walked right into that one
I was dying when he said😂🗣Naw Goku, I'm a green fucking dinosaur
STOP IGNORING ME
Awe man lol now I'm about to watch it again
"Waka waka"
Heh, I get it... he's gathering balls... like Pac-Man.
pretty sure that was more of a fozzy bear moment
It's a actually a reference to Fozzy Bear. When ever he makes a cheesy joke, he follows it with say "Wakka Wakka"
Or like your mom
My name forces this upon me.
"I've got a love bunch of dragon balls"
David Kirwan
do do da do,
here they are all sitting in a bunch.
"I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head."
Gets me every time 😂
Vegeta : I hated my father
Yajirobe : Than you father was a total dick
Vegeta : How dare you to talk about my father like that
Lol
He said prick not didk
"Did I just get hit by a Bowlcut?" Really sums up Namek Gohan.
“Face down with another man beating your ass! Is it Wednesday already Zarbon?” I laughed so hard.
4:23 “And you’re a Prince?”
“No…”
“F*** you, Nappa.”
This cracked me up 😂
"is that my wife?.. YOU ALREADY TOOK THE KIDS! WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT?!"
Lol
"When I got back to the look out, I saw popo drinking some whiskey. And there was five corpses littered all over the lookout. He laughed when i said 'five'"
Best moment.
The mighty Chessers i nearly pissed my pants when that came up in the episode lol. mind you, this series had that happening a lot
@@EerieBetrayaleven 'a lot' is an understatement
Man I wonder how beerus would've interacted with Mr. Popo.
With terror and reverence
Mr popo makes Zeno bow
They’d probably be best friends, reveling in everyone’s fear.
"Ah, Mr. Popo, old God Of Destruction and master. I didn't know your excellence was living in this planet..."
@@sonicplushcringe364
Popo:ah hello son
Zeno:Papa Popo!
Goku: What?!
Raditz: You were hit on the head when you were a child right?
*flashback of getting hit in the head when a child*
Goku: what?
0:32
I was about to post this and then decided to just browse the comments to find someone else who did
OH FOR GODSAKE
Zarbon: Lord Frieza! Vegeta is really giving us a pounding!
Frieza: I'm coming Zarbon! Quick! Grab my balls!
Ginyu Force:......*LMFAO*
My thoughts exactly
ROLF
@@AzerothLatinoamerica 💀
ROFLMFAOLOL
The ginyu force laughing😂😂😂🤣🤣
I had to rewind that part a few times. It was just funny asf it has my dying!!! 🤣🤣
Vegeta's scream of rage(Gohan taking the Dragonball),King Yema's reaction to hearing it.
Absolutely the best moment thus far!
I think you missed one,
Frieza: Dodoria would never let them out of sight!
Dodoria: *loses sight*
that whole scene is basically Frieza just calling everything Dodoria is about to do by saying he wouldn't
10:00
That albino namekian jokes hits harder when you rewatching
Oh...shit....
Naill I saw a bird
It was pretty
Kick its ass
"So your his brother huh, so that must mean you'll be involved in lots of future event right?" Oh how I wish Krillin
nappa it's a trick!!!
but vegeta tricks are for kids
son gohan you know what on second thought catch it catch with your teeth
trix
@@lonecalzone6901 tricks
Just an aneurism due to pure stupidty
Jeez vegeta, didnt know you were that stupid
"On second thought, catch it, Nappa. Catch it with your teeth."
Man, the voice acting and sound mixing got soooo much better after season 1. I know they aren't making a season 4, but it'd be pretty cool if they remastered the first season.
Yeah the sound mixing during the TFS Sayian arc made it pretty tough to get through that season.
That Vegeta scream is still my favorite bit.
Do you hear that?
@@blacktiger5985 I *feel* that
Leave me alone! You already took the kids!
I still feel the scream today
….daddy?
Popo is so nice in the real show and the most screwed up here!
How dare you disrespect Super Mega Ultra God
That’s **Lord** Popo to you.
You're disrespecting the pecking order. Mr. Popo won't like that
Byyyyyye.
Team fourstar is serously legendary
Yep
Legendary super just saiyan
My absolute favorite line from Goku when he noiticed the Raditz's power level that made me just die of laughter: "HOLY BLACK ON A POPO WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!?!!?"
" I've got a lovely bunch of Dragon balls doo doo. Here they are sitting in bunch doo doo 1 star 2 star all as big as my head, give them toss a planet across that's how vegeta wins bye bye "
Am just sayin
Waka waka
XERXES ROADHOUSE He's just... Saiyan.
Belkace Aeroda whateva
Goku : piccolo, you use weighted clothes training as well?
piccolo : no goku, i just love to get naked when im around you.
omg xD
11:00 Dragon Ball Super made Vegeta’s bad singing ability canon, so I appreciate the nice touch here. At least nobody was around that time to hear (unlike in Super where he was incredibly drunk lol)
Oh my goodness I’m laughing so much on the singing
"holly black on a popo" my new ring tone
That fucked up dude
@@williamjones3945 it was 7 years ago my dude
@William Jones Everything Woke turns to shit. Like Blue Popo!
@@thecumbender1432 the comment was 8 years ago my dude
@@cj.59 the comment was 9 years ago my dude
Still over a decade and the jokes don't get old.
DBZA is like your favorite rom collection that you keep coming back to because it has that unique love that you dont find in today's content.
The random "Ma-HOgany" never gets old.
naaaaaiiill gather the dragon balls and wish for a plasma TV
nail:sir that would be a great miss use of there power
goru:I'm about to miss use my hand upside your heaad
Grammar police: Something's wrong I can feel it
Later in the series, I love when Vegeta is trying to find Dr.Gero and he starts yelling, "Olly olly oxen BITCH!" XDXD I died!
Or when jeice says “well I’m right fucked huh?”
And vegeta says “right in the down under”
"Just an aneurysm from sheer stupidity"
"Wow. I didn't think you were that stupid vegeta"
I'm dying lmao
Rule 1 of the pecking order: Don't question the pecking order.
Nappa:Vegeta look A POKEMON
Chiatszu:I AM NOT A POKEMON I AM CHIATSZU I AM CHIATSZU
Nappa:LOOK VEGETA IT IS A CHIATSZU
NAPPA:THROWS THE BALL AT CHIATSZU
NAPPA:hey vegeta it didn't work
VEGETA:CAUSE U MUST DAMAGE IT FIRST
XD
Wait what 💥💥💥💀😂 5:10
Great. Let's see if I can get it to critical
3:45 "ill tell you where they're not, safe."
This joke makes my brain hurt.
Guru: "Nail! I have a bitch of an itch on my left asscheek".
Nail must have a scary life.
Vegeta's dragonball song is the best thing in the entire series :D
GOKU: AH MY RIBS I THINK YOU BROKE MY......RIBS
HAHAHAHAHA
Fun to watch compilations of the abridged series sometimes. A good UA-cam classic. I remember finding the earlier episodes as a kid and finding the humor funny.
10:59 is my new alarm - a good shock and a laugh is better than a hot cup of coffee.
The dodge gag always gets me 😂❤️
lmaoo there are so many lol moments in this series but I always cracked up when vegeta kneecaps gohan in the stomach 😂😭...that face he had too before...fucking done rn...that's a real OG vegeta moment.
Choutzu "Don't worry, you can just wish me back with the dragon balls... now goodbye my freinds!"
Tien "that won't work choutzu! we already wish you back once with the dragon balls, we can't do it twice!"
Choutzu "Wait what??"
*BOOM* XD
I'm watching this 8 years too late and I don't regret watching it at all.
The funniest moment is the entire series!!
Krillin's voice actor nailed it with the screams
“I need an Adult”
“I am an Adult…”
Is still one of the most awkwardly funny lines I’ve heard 😂😅
Funny story, one time my 5 year old cousin said "I need an adult" so of course I had to reply "I am an adult"
You know what his response was?
"Shit, you're right"
That guitar riff at 6:13 made me screech I love that frickin song
(The song is Coming Undone and it's by the band KoRn)
9:11 we just gonna ignore all the hidden details in the page and that Vegeta is following Freeza? Lol
There's only a few and vegeta just mention he was following freezer
Kid Gohan:Mr Piccolo will be so prou-
YEH YEH YEH YEH YEH YEH YEH YEH YA
DOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDGGGGGGEEEEE!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE
Goku: Eats senzu bean
Goku: NAKED TIME!
Goku: Nimbus?!
Everybody else in the room; WHAT THE F__K
0:11 RADITS JUMPSCARE!!!!
Vegeta:BITCH SLAP
Krillin:OH SNAP
POW
IM CRYING 😂😂
"i am an adult" dat face
The vegeta rage scene is pure legend at this point lol
Dragon ball hand now please is a line I quote at least once a month
The continuity is awesome. Trunks hearing vegeta scream, then later when showing trunks time line they slip the scream in lol
Imagine being a whole species on a different planet, living your life with magic powers, and making your own clothing by hand, just to be taught by the clone of the evil version of your distant cousin that doesn't even know his own name that you can materialize clothing from thin air.
I'm so glad I grew up with dbz to appreciate dbz abridged .
"So, nudity makes you stronger on this planet?!"
Onlyfans creator: "hmmm!"
3:55 after watching Daima and coming back to this knowing he was giving Goku and them 3 wishes just because they were regulars is hilarious lmao
Zarbon: Vegeta's really giving us a pounding
Frieza: Zarbon Quick grab my Balls
The entire Ginyu force:😂
I couldn't breath 😂
10:48
🤣 I coughed out 3 hair balls and have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard, this video has given me such nostalgia and has helped me stave off smoking my last bowl of greenery, thank you
Gohan: "Do you hear that"?
Krillin: "I feel that"!
"Do you feel that?"
"I taste that."
11:53 fell out of my chair laughing
Used the same joke with trunks as well-
Imagine if Piccolo just made very weighted clothing using his clothes beam and defeated anyone
My absolute favorite thing about dbza is the a+ top tier banter between characters, including nail and kami in piccolo's head
The entire TFS is funny
Gonna be showing this to my kids and say this is the REAL DRAGON BALL SEIRES
How could they miss when Vegeta was surrounded by gum drops and ice cream
I can't believe this is 12 years old
Nappa's was the best seriously
Omg Kakarots music to train to is hilarious 😂😂
Not the only Lazy Town reference to boot.
vegeta, piccolo, nappa & krillin are fucking hilarious!
Cell is awesome and so is Frieza
Dillon Haggett Goku's idiocy is hilarious, way better than any of those guys, because HE IS A SUPER SANDWICH
+Navyseal4000 DODGE!!!!!!!!! !
+donisha anderson Also Popo :)
ikr and I also think its goku being an idiot and gohan just being gohan
This show is so darn good. I'm still sad it had to end
Love how Popo still has Kami high on the tier list
I used to have to popo laugh as my morning alarm, to this day when I hear it I instantly wake up. Which, seems to be the intended effect
"Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?"
Tien, Nappa, Radditz, Android 19, Guru, Mr Popo, Kami
DBZ Abridged made these characters awesome.
2:49 he was talking about Beerus's fish friend lol
I like how, after all this time, I still remember Vegeta's little Dragon Ball song
Mr. Piccolo will be so proud of- *electrocution*
DOOOOOOOODGE
If only DBZ has 100% humor just like DBZ Abridged
Legend says he's still working on part 2
Tien: “We already wished you back once with the dragon balls we can’t do it twice!”
Chiaotzu: Wait what????? Boom
The youtube algorithm is a mysterious force that I'll never understand
“Neil! I saw a bird... it was pretty. Kick it’s Ass!”
One of my favorite quotes
"Are you a yoshi??"😭😭🤣🤣😂😂
Zarbon: You see, I’ve been hiding another side of myself.
Vegeta: Where? In the closet?
OOOOOHHHH!
leave me alone! you already got the kids, what more do you want?!?!
😂😂😂😂😂
I want your Mahogany Table
"Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it wednesday already, zarbon?" 🤣