Its very fitting that accidentally blasting the door guard with fire is what gets you in to the college. They're very shenanigans positive, those wizards.
Recently got into this channel and i gotta say I'm loving the adventures of Captain Fannybones. I wish Skyrim had a scottish-accented follower like you who just slagged off other npc's all the time
I’m genuinely so happy that Captain Fannybones is back. I’ve watched each of these videos about five times, including the big videos with all of them. You’re one of my favorite creators ❤
I think my Captain may have awakened some warm feelings in Faralda....you know, Captain, she is better looking than a Hargraven. And she's still alive. Might this be the beginning of something wonderful for you? 😊 Oh, and we have already decided that Cannabalism is *definitely* Vegan. 👍
This series inspired me to return to skyrim and build my own adventuring crew. It’s going well, although sometimes two of the three will just start wailing on each other for no reason. It seems to be random who but somehow Lydia is almost always involved
Five followers? Cute. My current Laughing Crew-style roster (the game is running surprisingly smooth with very rare crashes on console): - Brelyna Maryon - Gogh (official CCC goblin) - Katja the Thief - Inigo - Kaidan - Flint the Minotaur - Aronel - Bula - Hilda the goat/my packmule
@@TheWorstPartyMemberI’ve had to Fus Roh Dah my way out of many a tight squeeze. Also found that just nudging them (walking into one and then stopping, rinse and repeat) gets them to move to the side, despite their complaints lmao
I don't know about this incoherent monicker, for i understand what is going on even tho i have no clue why. There are some freudian things happening - first Captain inserts his lets call it graciously sword into the elven fanny, than he pets her mamal glands. somehow hes yet again roped into being underling of someone and than gets shot in the bumbones by Darkthetis (or whatever his name is, i dont own and never played Skyrim enough to know), most chests were replaced by trash bins in shape of chests because someone raided the wealth of the land too much i guess .) oh right and dungeon combination locks have 1-2-3-4 equivalent to unlock. And apparently Captain is part cat - wanting to play with big ball immediatley upon seeing it. yep good times were had by most all on the crew, and anyone who happened to watch this retalling.
I do love the tiny room absolutely lighting up with spells and attacks the moment a hostile creature appears. There are waaay too many cooks in that kitchen, hahaha
I had to put down my very old and sick hamster today so comeback of Captain Funnybones is something that can put a smile on my face for some time. Sven really has some moves BTW
As an American, when we say "fanny," it refers to the butt instead of a woman's private area. I was confused of a minute, then I remembered the cultural difference. It's why we refer to what you'd call a "butt bag" a "fanny pack." So, I guess you're Captain Buttbones to us. 😅
Overall, I'd give my experience with the College of Winterhold a 4/10. They wouldn't give me the ball, but I got a free apartment for some reason. Still had no idea why I was there by the end of it tho.
now dont forget about leaving Lidia there with the big magic ball. ive left one too many followers standing around and then forgetting where I put them hehe
I feel like the captain should marry faralda. Despite all the stabbing, burning, inappropriate touching. She still sticks around and is always giving the captain the eye and a smile. I think she likes him.
And yet we still have no khajit or mage in the crew. Or a Moira - I want to be clear I am referring to the Hagraven Moira, not Moira Brown here. I am assuming the moral support of the crew of Mrs Brown implicitly. No I don't mean the Megaton vendor in Fallout 3 I mean the Tartan Army supporter of 90 years of age. I really would have liked a khajit, and a hagraven, in our wee bit of hill and glen. And seeing your tremendous affection and tenderness for elderly women Simon, in all games and even when playing the unmitigated villain (sole exception being your repeated attempts at fiendishly murdering Mama Murphy) - you should have some space on your ship for Moira too. The Hagraven I mean, the captain's lawfully wedded wife and so far his one and only love in life. Death. You know what i mean.
Although.... I did have some problems interpreting the captains relation to Bjartur. I did. Like so many marriages it ranged from lethal enemies to the most implicit of friends. Ultimately it grew cold nonetheless. Whatever they were, is no more. We are left with the knowledge that she was there, and not nothing to the captain, in yesteryear that is forgotten.
What grade would you give the crew for their first assignment?
A for effort
A+
B+
You get 3 Sven Pluses
Good job!
Sven/ 10
Its very fitting that accidentally blasting the door guard with fire is what gets you in to the college. They're very shenanigans positive, those wizards.
"Shenanigans positive" might be my new favorite term, well done!
Of course you ate bonemeal! It's a meal for bones!
That makes sense to me.
@@TheLaughingSimon it is definitely still cannibalism tho...
you've become the very thing you swore to destroy 😭 You either die a pirate or live long enough to see yourself become a student
😭
Well, he is a skeleton
How can he see, if he has no eyes in his eye sockets YOHOHO- oh wait wrong umm... wrong guy(?)
J'zargo absolutely needs to be on the Laughing Crew
He surely has the unapologetic personality for it.
Jizzargo is my homie
"The captain's speciality *skewers NPC*
I can't breathe from laughing
Captain complains about getting a higher education while in the hunt for… elder knowledge
"You know there might be gold somewhere in here"
"He's one of us."
Recently got into this channel and i gotta say I'm loving the adventures of Captain Fannybones. I wish Skyrim had a scottish-accented follower like you who just slagged off other npc's all the time
The bound daggers will never get old XD
Sven being Sven will also never get old
What happens in college stays in college indeed
Yayy more Captain Fannybones! Ill be so excited if J'Zargo could join the crew, he'd fit in so well
j'zargo would be the perfect fit for the crew tbh. after all, every ship needs a good mouser!
The Captain goes to school? Sounds like it's going to be Straight A chaos and mayhem. Now where's my popcorn and a glass of good mead...
Was watching another youtuber, Immideately clicked off for this masterpiece xD
Meee Toooo !!!
It's me, the Apprentice, your apprentice, Apprentice Fannybones.
Really doesn't have the same ring to it but I think you could pull it off
Education is very important to know what booty to plunder or not!
I'll give you a hint: If it isn't attached to legs, it's for plundering. If it is, ask for consent.
: l UA-cam comments be more wild then the Sven.
I’m genuinely so happy that Captain Fannybones is back. I’ve watched each of these videos about five times, including the big videos with all of them. You’re one of my favorite creators ❤
I think my Captain may have awakened some warm feelings in Faralda....you know, Captain, she is better looking than a Hargraven. And she's still alive. Might this be the beginning of something wonderful for you?
😊
Oh, and we have already decided that Cannabalism is *definitely* Vegan. 👍
Faralda to the Laughing Crew? Aye!
This series inspired me to return to skyrim and build my own adventuring crew. It’s going well, although sometimes two of the three will just start wailing on each other for no reason. It seems to be random who but somehow Lydia is almost always involved
Classic Lydia banter.
All right, more Captain Fannybones!! 👍👍👍
How to describe The Laughing Simon in 2 words: criminally underrated
Stab me, roast me, fling me backwards, but get the task right once, and you get in with no consequences
Yet another amazingly hilarious masterpiece
I had a pretty shitty day and this made me laugh so much. Thank you very much
Come for the scotsman, stay for the grandia music
Best start to my Friday!! 😂
Love the googly eyes thumbnail 😂
Releasing this right before my lunch break was a wonderful gift, thanks captain
Five followers? Cute.
My current Laughing Crew-style roster (the game is running surprisingly smooth with very rare crashes on console):
- Brelyna Maryon
- Gogh (official CCC goblin)
- Katja the Thief
- Inigo
- Kaidan
- Flint the Minotaur
- Aronel
- Bula
- Hilda the goat/my packmule
As someone who also travels with a crew I can only imagine what a trial narrow hallways are for you.
@@TheWorstPartyMemberI’ve had to Fus Roh Dah my way out of many a tight squeeze. Also found that just nudging them (walking into one and then stopping, rinse and repeat) gets them to move to the side, despite their complaints lmao
I don't know about this incoherent monicker, for i understand what is going on even tho i have no clue why.
There are some freudian things happening - first Captain inserts his lets call it graciously sword into the elven fanny, than he pets her mamal glands. somehow hes yet again roped into being underling of someone and than gets shot in the bumbones by Darkthetis (or whatever his name is, i dont own and never played Skyrim enough to know), most chests were replaced by trash bins in shape of chests because someone raided the wealth of the land too much i guess .)
oh right and dungeon combination locks have 1-2-3-4 equivalent to unlock.
And apparently Captain is part cat - wanting to play with big ball immediatley upon seeing it.
yep good times were had by most all on the crew, and anyone who happened to watch this retalling.
I think Faralda was quite taken with you even with the occasional wee bap-tap.
I do love the tiny room absolutely lighting up with spells and attacks the moment a hostile creature appears. There are waaay too many cooks in that kitchen, hahaha
Ah, the anime is going through its school arc, I see
next wee need the spa or beach episodes.
Captain Fannybones, Student of Life begins his re-education. Love to see it!
Five companions v dragon is really the only sensible way to deal with them 😂 Always a good Friday evening to see the captain 😁
2:12 Part of me desperately wants healing spells rubbed on the face to be Elder Scrolls canon.
Bollocks, Simon and VR. Great combination!
I am absolutely a huge fan of your episodes. I am willing to join the Captain's crew. Great stuff so definitely keep it coming.
They dont call him FANNYbones for nothin LMAO
Did I hear some Tales of Symphonia tracks being used in this episode?!
I see you are also a person of culture.
I had to put down my very old and sick hamster today so comeback of Captain Funnybones is something that can put a smile on my face for some time.
Sven really has some moves BTW
As an American, when we say "fanny," it refers to the butt instead of a woman's private area. I was confused of a minute, then I remembered the cultural difference. It's why we refer to what you'd call a "butt bag" a "fanny pack." So, I guess you're Captain Buttbones to us. 😅
i was not ready to see teacher and student behind the gate man Had to rewatch it like 5 times to be sure stg
I appreciate your videos alot Simon! Theyre always so entertaining😂
"All the mages come out after the job is done"
Yeah, collage of winterhold in a nutshell
Just good ol' parley with Faralda for 4 minutes and she's convinced that he's a superb addition to the college. It's the argument about the dog for me
Captain Apprenticebones arc...
A bound dagger to the fanny sent Faralda a stronger message than we ever knew. That's the power of the Captain.
Can you drag Lord Harkan to Fort Dawnguard?? lol, that would be sheer madness!! 🤣
Oh I can see it now.. "Where's L:ydia?"
When he told her to wait in the cave? Omg I had a mini heart attack too
Of course, the only way the captain takes a class is by accident.
19:31
And Sven proudly follows their ways 😅
The captain missed the unique staff in the room with the ball
"What happens in college stays in college."
Immediately gets cornered and pressed up against a wall by a teacher
2am in Australia be damned, this is the only channel I have notifications on for and I will always watch them immediately 🫡
You Aussies are aff yer heed. GET TO BED
@@TheLaughingSimon LMAO 26 years old also be damned, i’ll go to bed when told 😔🚶♀️➡️🧎♀️➡️
This is the earliest I’ve caught a video
Adopt both jzargo and faralda, she’s earned a spot
so glad these are back
This college turned out to be a lot more salacious than the one I went to
I was rewatching another of your vudeos when this popped up. What a good day
Making me nostalgic for a certain lad’s first day at college
I forgot all about that! That takes me back.
Captain, great work as always.
"I apologize for interrupting but I'm not sorry" underrated line
Overall, I'd give my experience with the College of Winterhold a 4/10. They wouldn't give me the ball, but I got a free apartment for some reason. Still had no idea why I was there by the end of it tho.
Faralda and Fannybones, the perfect couple...Faraldybones....
I love how often the crew don’t follow considering they will merrily follow the captain to places they absolutely aren’t meant to go
now dont forget about leaving Lidia there with the big magic ball. ive left one too many followers standing around and then forgetting where I put them hehe
Don't worry I've never forgotten a single thing in my life.
I feel like the captain should marry faralda.
Despite all the stabbing, burning, inappropriate touching. She still sticks around and is always giving the captain the eye and a smile. I think she likes him.
Yay! The Smiling Crew is back!
aww I always end up laughing with these videos from you Simon XD
Keep up with the amazing and funny content
Ah, welcome back capn fannybones
"Ya big overeducated disaster apologist" killed me lmao
You know what would go with well with Fannybones.
The Badly Translated Skyrim Mod that Formally Blue made.
I feel like it just fits.
You did say that you wanted a cat in the crew few episodes ago if I recall
And yet we still have no khajit or mage in the crew. Or a Moira - I want to be clear I am referring to the Hagraven Moira, not Moira Brown here. I am assuming the moral support of the crew of Mrs Brown implicitly. No I don't mean the Megaton vendor in Fallout 3 I mean the Tartan Army supporter of 90 years of age. I really would have liked a khajit, and a hagraven, in our wee bit of hill and glen. And seeing your tremendous affection and tenderness for elderly women Simon, in all games and even when playing the unmitigated villain (sole exception being your repeated attempts at fiendishly murdering Mama Murphy) - you should have some space on your ship for Moira too. The Hagraven I mean, the captain's lawfully wedded wife and so far his one and only love in life. Death. You know what i mean.
Although.... I did have some problems interpreting the captains relation to Bjartur. I did. Like so many marriages it ranged from lethal enemies to the most implicit of friends. Ultimately it grew cold nonetheless. Whatever they were, is no more. We are left with the knowledge that she was there, and not nothing to the captain, in yesteryear that is forgotten.
life is good today thank you
That encounter at 5:57 is cool 😄
I've been debating with myself about whether or not i should send Simon a friend request on steam, just for the hell of it. What should i do?
Professor T wants to pick your bones
Babe, wake up! Simon has posted!
Captain Fannybones, Apprentice maybe?
How many gems would the Captain take to usurp the Jarl of Winterhold while you’re in the area? Just out of curiosity hehe
It's the Captain's ba and naebody else is playin' wi it. Got that? 😁
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This just made my day ❤🔥❤
New title: Captain Fannybones Gets Schooled on Sexual Harassment
The Captain has learned more and paid less in wizard college than I did in real college
there is no dragonborn, because It's the DRAGONBONE!!
Why would it be called bone meal if it isn't meant to be eaten by skeletons?
_True._
Less than 10mins let's goooooooo
I didn't know being pegged by Faralda was an option in this game. Is it just the VR version? XD
Only if you buy the third party accessories for it.
Captain FannyBlades at it again xx
I think Feralda fell for you when you touched her bosom, you take reresponsibility and marry her.
😂😂😂 I. Can't. BREATHE!!! 😂😂😂😂
more Fannybones!!!!
J'zargo for the healer!
Something tells me J'zargo is more of an illusion magic sorta guy.
I’m in love
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Comment for the algorithm.
Lol 1 hour ago with 600 views actually more but anyway. That means one view per second