@@luckyducky5994I don’t think he has a choice. Last time I heard Gnome suggested Tomato stopped playing Urge for a bit during that Accursed Week and Tamtam proceeded to bash his head on the counter before shouting - and I quote - “I PEE FOR ME AND NOT FOR THEE” and scampering away.
I GENUINELY would rather dive into a pool of hungry sharks while slathered in chum than enter "The Apparatus". Tomato really earned his brand risk tag this stream.
No no, I'm with him, anyone who's worked in public service and seen what the average person does to a public washroom, I'd really rather they all have to use the apparatus.
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my bladder, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of porcelain. I aspired to the purity of the blessed apparatus. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Piss Apparatus is immortal." - Tomato "Brand Risk" Gaming
In a smithy dark, where sparks should fly, There's a figure who tries, though the metals just cry. His sword’s a bent noodle, his armor’s a mess, Who is this blacksmith causing such stress?
the piss smith gazes, forth in the night he hails from far, a slayer of flies though the disc he slay, failed to splice The piss that he casts, will sparkle and glide - shaeksphere
It's simple. The apparatus will just use the "Three Seashells" method and we're good. What? you don't know about the "Three Seashells" method? What, are you a caveman?
This game looks like shit god damn. Why do people make these dumb games where there are a ton of dialogue options and almost all of them instantly kill you
you know it's a good one when the title for a normal game highlight is more vile than one found on an Urge video
Immediately started by the Elephant V-tuber rigging bit, amazing
Better be careful with the piss games and titles or you’re gonna be known as the piss editor guy
@@luckyducky5994 Only the piss master can control all of the piss-related titles
@@luckyducky5994I don’t think he has a choice. Last time I heard Gnome suggested Tomato stopped playing Urge for a bit during that Accursed Week and Tamtam proceeded to bash his head on the counter before shouting - and I quote - “I PEE FOR ME AND NOT FOR THEE” and scampering away.
Urge supercut. The people want it.
The apparatus…
The doodad...
The thingamajig...
The contraption…
The doohickey…
The Macguffin...
I GENUINELY would rather dive into a pool of hungry sharks while slathered in chum than enter "The Apparatus". Tomato really earned his brand risk tag this stream.
No no, I'm with him, anyone who's worked in public service and seen what the average person does to a public washroom, I'd really rather they all have to use the apparatus.
I love Gnome using his bulky shoulders to hold up Tomato
Atlas holding the world on their shoulders
5:21 always funny watching tomato haunted by his past ghosts at the left side
I haven't laughed this hard in a while, lol.
"You'll fucking pay for this!!"
"Nuh uh!"
Sides went to orbit
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my bladder, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of porcelain. I aspired to the purity of the blessed apparatus. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved. For the Piss Apparatus is immortal."
- Tomato "Brand Risk" Gaming
Tomato Gaming's personal spin on Junji Ito's Amigara Fault. This shithole was made for ME.
In a smithy dark, where sparks should fly,
There's a figure who tries, though the metals just cry.
His sword’s a bent noodle, his armor’s a mess,
Who is this blacksmith causing such stress?
keep the limericks coming bud 👍
Did tamto doom this guy to an eternity of rhyming?
the piss smith gazes, forth in the night
he hails from far, a slayer of flies
though the disc he slay, failed to splice
The piss that he casts, will sparkle and glide - shaeksphere
Imagine going to the bathroom and exiting only to find out society collapsed fifty times during your shit.
the ratio of intro to gameplay being close to 1 to 1 is always a guarantee of a high comedy stream
I fear what the twisted minds of this Piss "Tomato Gaming" Apparatus could come up with if it were to ever meet "Jerma"
Tomato scares me at times with his piss filled mind....
how sure are we that the "cold brew" he's cracking open is coffee and not piss ?
@@giu4295 drinking piss out of a "cold can". He probably drinks it warm at times for all we know 😨
Tomato "The beatings will continue until you buy my shit" blacksmithy gaming ™️
The apparatus is gonna cause the Urge apocalypse
Everyday we are one step closer to understanding what goes on in Tomato's brain.
Gonna be real, didn't even see this was a Tomato/Gnome video, I saw the titel in my side recommended feed, and clicked.
one and the same nowadays, they got hired as the editor if I remember right
@@krelekari Yep. I know, just want to give Gnome credit
you know you are the legendary black smith if you made like two weapons and was sent to jail
"How quick is the piss apparatus?"
"Its longer then you think..."
8:49 W-Corp/T-Corp collaboration toilet
Hopefully he plays more of this. Enjoyed it and can't find anyone else who plays it.
I saw it at 5:21 if you look carefully
He's gonna come back next stream a fucking iron-lung equivalent of people with colons that have been through the layers of hell.
I forgot this was a gameabout blacksmithing
Already fearful
Another chapter closes in the fabled colon streamers saga.
Praise be to the gnome
Tomato's apparatus sounds like it was designed by Junji Ito...
The way he describes a side effect of it later on is basically the side effects of the titular Jaunt in the Stephen King short story.
nasty mid wit creates the first bad dragon, ribbed for his pleasure:
did that statue just quote TOOL
once again defending his brand as THE premier pisstuber
AM wishes it could come up with The Apparatus
It's simple. The apparatus will just use the "Three Seashells" method and we're good. What? you don't know about the "Three Seashells" method? What, are you a caveman?
Man being a cock tuber has to be the riskiest thing. If the tracking ever fails for a second and does an accidental reveal, oof.
You know its a good tomato video when it spends almost half the video in the pre-stream
It's nice to see Tomato get punished for his psycho behavior for once in a game.
Another banger by Tomato "childbeater" Gaming
BIG SLAP 13:52
The rest of the gameplay is just him making the “apparatus”
The thumbnail reminded me of classic tomato from his ttt vids or something lol
HELL YEAH, 50% intro is back on the menu
Thank you Gnome for your service. o7
Tomato "Terminally average" Gaming once again proving why people click on him when seeing "unhinged"
I don't need drugs when I have these vids
This really was the FinalStream
Gnome's comment was 5 minutes late on the channel he basically runs.... rip vacation time.
We are in the apparatus right now
Sinji, Get into the apparatus
The curse...
Tomato making Klingon weapons...
The Tool references were cringe
Tool reference
🗣🗣REMEMBER WE ARE ETERNAL ALL THIS PAIN IS AN ELUSION‼️‼️ TOOL MENTIONED WTF IS A NORMAL FAN BASE
oh no?
I thought this was another urge stream with that title
but what is clorking?
LONG INTRO BOYS ITS PEAK
who climbing into the apparatus with me?
What am I looking at in the thumbnail? Is that a CBT vice?
Some GOOD... LONG intros
God, elephant V-tuber is my favorite bit
hehe haha!
I never clicked so hard before after reading that title
7/10 grip n rip
Bankruptcy any percent lol
Painful laughing fit.
i saw
DONG...rigged.
This game looks like shit god damn. Why do people make these dumb games where there are a ton of dialogue options and almost all of them instantly kill you
Grimdark toilet
Unrealistic game. There isnt much Kid Slapping and Women beating to be an Western European Medieval sim
21:26 Tomato's decent into questionable smithing practices. (it gets worse the longer you watch).