The Cell Keeps You Safe From What’s Out There | Hard Time III

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  • @labowski517
    @labowski517 3 місяці тому +825

    MDickie really made one type of game and went "yes, perfect" and never deviated from the original style once, mad respect honestly this mans a visionary.

    • @tamosift1048
      @tamosift1048 3 місяці тому +140

      Ubisoft wishes they were as good at the grift as MDickie.

    • @daranyillh6446
      @daranyillh6446 3 місяці тому +19

      no, he did do some 2D games too

    • @nado1908
      @nado1908 3 місяці тому +8

      Bethesda

    • @Ave_Satana666
      @Ave_Satana666 3 місяці тому +39

      GTA really just rereleased the same game on different engines with less features. Atlest m Dickie is trying to make new experiences with the engine he has instead of jumping around an making the same thing on 3 different engines. Like when the moblie 3d superhero sim drops for mobile shits gonna go hard. What is rock star gonna drop that you even care about? Another GTA with less features them san Andreas. Not to mention they are gonna shoe horn a girl into the story so you know it's gonna be another force awakens. Crap festival

    • @Ave_Satana666
      @Ave_Satana666 3 місяці тому +7

      If y'all think Rey GTA is gonna be better then Cj GTA you're delusional. Embrace good game design. GTA hates us they don't like us that's why they aren't trying to make another Claude another Tommy another Cj. The force is female you know? Don't buy their crap.

  • @TMMQuicksilver
    @TMMQuicksilver 3 місяці тому +192

    "The wolves will eat you alive out there."
    "You mean the gangs?"
    "No, the LITERAL WOLVES."

    • @TheRealRusDaddy
      @TheRealRusDaddy 3 місяці тому +7

      Its like that episode of solar opposites where they get lost in the woods and use scifi to make a city in the woods and korvo goes to do a mob movie reference and is chased down and mauled repeatedly by a pack of wolves much like the chode

  • @friday1764
    @friday1764 3 місяці тому +390

    8:45 this shit had me dying, after all the abuse and torture he experienced at the hands of the guards, he finally escapes and finds freedom and peace, only to be viciously attacked and taken down by a pack of wolves, needing to rely on his abusers to "save" him and drag him back into jail. Truly a grimdark universe The Chode exists in

    • @Hevymin
      @Hevymin 3 місяці тому

      I mean I’m pretty sure the “wolves” are search dogs since they’re always accompanied by cops, who they never attack

    • @TheRealRusDaddy
      @TheRealRusDaddy 3 місяці тому +22

      Wrongfully arrested and convicted then repeatedly rearrested for impersonating the person they think he is is already grimdark enough but it just keeps going

  • @freshglizzy3763
    @freshglizzy3763 3 місяці тому +218

    9:40 he just does a cartwheel while pissing and shitting onto the toilet and knocks themselves unconscious
    You will never find better art in a AAAA game

  • @galacticbrush6720
    @galacticbrush6720 3 місяці тому +303

    The prison is humanity's last bastion of hope against the wolves

  • @supercyc10
    @supercyc10 3 місяці тому +174

    I love that even the NPCs move around like THEY have no control of their camera either

  • @testedhawk
    @testedhawk 3 місяці тому +61

    -Kills 2 people
    -Egregiously wounds several people with a rocket launcher
    -Escaped Prison
    *"Hm, alright, we'll let you off with a warning this time, pal."*

    • @Rivər
      @Rivər Місяць тому +7

      Meanwhile...
      -The Chode gets police brutality treatment several times because the bloodthirsty police won't let him change
      -Argues with an insufferable cop who clearly hates her life over a chair that she can't even use
      -And accidentally breaks a window with a fire extinguisher
      *"DEATH"*

  • @shanecarey9554
    @shanecarey9554 3 місяці тому +146

    I love that every mDickie game has the same map. It gives me hope that some day they can all be combined into an mDickie MMO

    • @hatad321
      @hatad321 3 місяці тому +31

      It would be hilarious if all of the gameplay got combined too, like end up in prison from doing crimes in a wrestling career.

    • @HellishSpoon
      @HellishSpoon 3 місяці тому +8

      ​@@hatad321 and jesus is there too!

    • @keztannis6848
      @keztannis6848 Місяць тому +1

      McPEAKie

  • @HellishSpoon
    @HellishSpoon 3 місяці тому +119

    MDdicke is what peak of gaming looks like

  • @Kruciate
    @Kruciate 3 місяці тому +146

    Harry Weiner ascending to The Chode is my kinda lore.

  • @pixelsnek4819
    @pixelsnek4819 3 місяці тому +43

    I love how he goes outside to explore, but then he suddenly gets attacked by wolves. It's like a cartoon moment 😂

  • @theLV2
    @theLV2 3 місяці тому +86

    Hard Time, a reference to the hard time I had breathing watching this stream

  • @monosophy691
    @monosophy691 3 місяці тому +57

    Nothing is funnier to me than the fact that this is Hard Time III; previously, there was Hard Time 3d and Hard Time 2d.

    • @TheRealRusDaddy
      @TheRealRusDaddy 3 місяці тому +11

      Yeah the 2d version is the sequel and 3 is basically the 2d version in 3d

  • @DuyNguyen-h8c9m
    @DuyNguyen-h8c9m 3 місяці тому +128

    its like Matt purposely made NPC to be extra annoying (annoyning NPC is a THEME in Mcdickie games but this is next level) just to fuck with us

    • @williammurderface2377
      @williammurderface2377 3 місяці тому

      that and in the original your character can randomly get sick and start dying

    • @Rivər
      @Rivər Місяць тому +1

      Nahh the npcs in Extra lives make me indescribably angry, I can't walk anywhere without every npc becoming my enemy or trying to kill me on sight without giving me a chance to fight back. They make the hard time ones tolerable.

    • @Rivər
      @Rivər Місяць тому +1

      And oh my god don't get me started with how they all be acting when you kill someone, even if they were a zombie. Cause one death and it's like a domino effect. Even the people who shouldn't care want you dead for it! Yep, i'm still mad XD

  • @skrug_leader_of_oogchak
    @skrug_leader_of_oogchak 3 місяці тому +106

    The distant gurgles of a long dead ancient spirit resonates from the pit. Remembrances of the accursed one plague our people, Bombo Crusty.

  • @rickyrigatoni
    @rickyrigatoni 3 місяці тому +40

    4:45 What kind of prison is this jesus

  • @maceron4444
    @maceron4444 3 місяці тому +21

    "Everythings gonna be alright"
    *everything was NOT alright*

  • @sirrealism7300
    @sirrealism7300 3 місяці тому +48

    Hard times is immortilized through its sheer insanity.

  • @joseveloz388
    @joseveloz388 3 місяці тому +42

    "Sea biscuit get up" sent me

  • @LanHikari
    @LanHikari 3 місяці тому +72

    played this yesterday the horses and wolves broke down the fence, a horse got into my cell block at night my door opened and the horse came in and broke my toilet and kicked me then left. i then shat myself

  • @wowiexist9875
    @wowiexist9875 3 місяці тому +77

    I love that all these games are just the exact same thing with minor variations. The fact that NOTHING has changed since the first one is hilarious.

    • @vodkawhisperer3923
      @vodkawhisperer3923 3 місяці тому +8

      You cant improve perfection

    • @thephonelad992
      @thephonelad992 3 місяці тому +5

      that is a big reach

    • @TheRealRusDaddy
      @TheRealRusDaddy 3 місяці тому +2

      @@vodkawhisperer3923all you can do is dress it up differently for peoples preferences and personally i dont know who needs more then prison, bibble times, wrastlin, and the spiritual successor to rockstars hit game bully

  • @LeudieBlues
    @LeudieBlues 3 місяці тому +27

    Gonna miss The Chode, constantly getting harrassed and accused for not being in prison uniform. To a death sentence for breaking a window, the justice system truly is fucked...

  • @plugshirt1762
    @plugshirt1762 2 місяці тому +5

    MDickie is such a visionary. His games are in a way genuinely terrible yet through their jank they loop around to being absurdly fun making them perfectly designed. I have spent at least a hundred hours playing Hard Times and I regret nothing

    • @keztannis6848
      @keztannis6848 Місяць тому

      McDickie's a true visionary, right up there with Miyazaki and Kojima.

  • @MKCyborg
    @MKCyborg 3 місяці тому +28

    This stream should've been called 'The Chode Is Wanted for Impersonation'

  • @xann2681
    @xann2681 3 місяці тому +32

    The map of these games are incresingly getting bigger, it wont be so long until we get gta by mdickie

  • @slackingstacker
    @slackingstacker 3 місяці тому +11

    10:07 Tony Hawk's North Korean Tour

  • @aila6814
    @aila6814 2 дні тому

    I love that the wolf just keeps showing up to help return him to prison. i havent laughed this hard in a while.

  • @bradenmitchell5565
    @bradenmitchell5565 3 місяці тому +35

    8:54
    "Are those wild wolves?"
    No… they're the canine unit!

    • @robertwildschwein7207
      @robertwildschwein7207 3 місяці тому +11

      Actzually think this is true because the same dogs can be found in front of the police station.
      But you can also eat them.

  • @B1G_Qu4cK
    @B1G_Qu4cK 3 місяці тому +24

    Now watch this drive - Bush

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond 2 місяці тому +1

    I really hope MDickie makes a new Popscene or Popcorn game. That style of game with the modern demented MDickie sensibility would be... *glorious.*

  • @SteadyByte
    @SteadyByte 3 місяці тому +17

    I knew all that horse related money laundering would catch up to him one day

  • @Oilupimtherein5
    @Oilupimtherein5 2 місяці тому +1

    5:20 im crying

  • @internallyinteral
    @internallyinteral Місяць тому

    Getting arrested 5 times and then escaping only to get mauled by wolves and arrested again is peak comedy

  • @savagel1fezay733
    @savagel1fezay733 3 місяці тому +2

    This is the funniest Hard Times 3 video I have seen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Columbine621
    @Columbine621 3 місяці тому +6

    "the chode" may be the most egregious name yet. Though "the grunch" was pretty bad.

  • @bradenmitchell5565
    @bradenmitchell5565 3 місяці тому +15

    Finally, a game that punishes you for going TOO far into character customization.

    • @emmettbrown3463
      @emmettbrown3463 3 місяці тому +7

      it's like the pearly gates meme lmao

  • @TheRealRusDaddy
    @TheRealRusDaddy 3 місяці тому +5

    “Im uninstalling my gpu i dont need it for this game”

  • @mattsopiratoso790
    @mattsopiratoso790 3 місяці тому +1

    This guy is so full of personality.
    I love this guy.

  • @Tufukins
    @Tufukins 3 місяці тому +1

    The Chode went through some project moon tier shit

  • @thedoge7743
    @thedoge7743 3 місяці тому +13

    tamto is soft, like old yogurt. wouldn't last a day in the cells unlike, ol' Chode

    • @cjdecelle
      @cjdecelle 3 місяці тому +3

      He's also full of bacteria, like old yogurt.

  • @firedemon43
    @firedemon43 3 місяці тому +30

    Mdickie has made 89 games most of which is the same game

    • @MineSlimeTV
      @MineSlimeTV 3 місяці тому +3

      But from the looks of this one is an update/continuation so it's still a small but constant advancement.
      I 'try' one of them abdit was honestly so stupidly fun.

    • @shuggieintwo5063
      @shuggieintwo5063 3 місяці тому

      Very Kino

  • @TheSUPERWIND2023
    @TheSUPERWIND2023 3 місяці тому +2

    Apparently...
    Fire extinguisher+ Valdalism = Death Sentence
    Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

  • @truegamercroatia
    @truegamercroatia 3 місяці тому +7

    only five minutes in and it's already hysterical

  • @TryingNotToPanic
    @TryingNotToPanic 3 місяці тому +11

    Lmao when I got the key and tried to leave there was literally like 27 cops an 5 dogs rught outside the door. How'd you get so lucky!! Hahhaa I was pummeled in 0.5 second 😢

  • @jimmybean420
    @jimmybean420 3 місяці тому +5

    jesus christ i almost pissed laughing the first 10 minutes was absurd

  • @samdam300
    @samdam300 3 місяці тому +1

    0:04 Huh ☠️

  • @user-iz8qk5lt2h
    @user-iz8qk5lt2h 3 місяці тому +4

    This guy reminds me of charborg

    • @cjrecio5702
      @cjrecio5702 3 місяці тому +3

      Funny that you mentioned that, because he's also friends with Charborg xD

    • @TheRealRusDaddy
      @TheRealRusDaddy 3 місяці тому +1

      This guy reminds me of criken

  • @105lbproblem6
    @105lbproblem6 2 місяці тому

    I strained a muscle laughing to this. Worth it tho

  • @GoblinoAlaMode
    @GoblinoAlaMode 3 місяці тому +1

    Tamto needs to play more MDickie games

  • @VortexKiller2
    @VortexKiller2 3 місяці тому +4

    *sees thumbnail*
    -horse walks in 🐎

  • @macapple2697
    @macapple2697 3 місяці тому +8

    Obamna

  • @daddyvader9792
    @daddyvader9792 3 місяці тому +1

    how do you even switch cloth to prisoner cloth i dont get it i kinda went with same shirt as you aswell and such

    • @Huaijianbing
      @Huaijianbing 3 місяці тому +1

      You need to use white shirt then it automatically turns to your prison shirt

  • @TheDoomlord7
    @TheDoomlord7 3 місяці тому

    These are always funny

  • @NicholasMusick
    @NicholasMusick 2 місяці тому

    great

  • @hurrweasel932
    @hurrweasel932 2 місяці тому

    wooohooohooohoo everything is gonnaa beeeheeeheeeeeeeee

  • @ogkushmontana
    @ogkushmontana 3 місяці тому

    😂😂😂Who sent Peter to jail this sum family guy shit

  • @zxcvqwer3424
    @zxcvqwer3424 3 місяці тому +3

    hehe haha!

  • @BakedBanana
    @BakedBanana 3 місяці тому +1

    oh

  • @janaxelblomberg7768
    @janaxelblomberg7768 2 місяці тому

    Part 2 when

  • @austinclements8010
    @austinclements8010 3 місяці тому +1

    you cant stop the brainrot of our streamer 😎 they shoulda known better

  • @lilscooter86
    @lilscooter86 3 місяці тому

    😂😂😂😂😂 brooo!!

  • @Smashaholic
    @Smashaholic 3 місяці тому

    Why did I assume this was a poofesure video lol

  • @Astro_Guy_1
    @Astro_Guy_1 3 місяці тому

    why he aint using his old channel

  • @Goku2449-y9h
    @Goku2449-y9h 3 місяці тому

    Lmao funny stream

  • @ogkushmontana
    @ogkushmontana 3 місяці тому

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @slayer4501
    @slayer4501 3 місяці тому +1

    Did a schizophrenic make this game 😂😂😂

  • @doshkidfg5854
    @doshkidfg5854 3 місяці тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @drkoktail6054
    @drkoktail6054 3 місяці тому +4

    obama

  • @ScumTuber
    @ScumTuber 3 місяці тому +5

    8:45 He asked the question too late.