BRO YOU PASSED ON CRYMINI AND JOSH MAN8 and VEROSIKA?! Lol I would have smashed so damn hard on josh but if I were gay I would smash crymini! Still good but oddly funny video good job
As I said to someone else it's because of just how terrible universe-wise Valentino is. He is just an awful awful person and I don't wanna people to take it seriously or read into it wrong. That's all.
Wait… I definitely need explanations for most of these calls. How the heck does someone pass Lilith? Sally Mae? Verosika? Stolas? Most of the other calls were good tho
@@maraudergaming4534 See, I never understood what's so taboo about a 17 year old and an 18 year old. Like at what point does it become problematic, it's a year gap. There's also the 2-3 year gaps which don't make sense as to why they're taboo.
SMASH: My Top 10 1- Sally Mae 2 - Millie 3 - Verosica Mayday 4 - Charlie 5 - Angel 6 - Vaggie 7 - All of the female succubi from verosicas crew.. all at once. 😏 8 - Lilith 9 - The mother whose baby got kicked into oblivion by Loona ( I could see that part 1,000 times, and I still lose it at the sound of that impling getting launched...) 10 - Mrs Mayberry (Both forms)
Maybe characters you'd date or would kiss instead ^^? For AroAce people maybe how much they'd want to hang out, be friends or something? And then it vary from there depending on what part of the Aro or Ace spectrum the person is on!
The butler's name is Pringle, and while it does confuse me on who his initial date was [since the bouncer established the club being couples only] I'm happy for him. I do agree that human and sinner Mrs. Mayberry are both quite beautiful! And of the Cherubs I'd only Smash Collin because from what we know, even one night away from Cletus and Keenie would likely be doing him a favor.
Okay, I’m GENUINELY getting confused now and I just have to say it. Why do people simp for and love Alastor, a murderer and cannibal, but HAAATE Val? Like obviously I know that he’s the absolute worst, but so is Alastor in the sense of him ruining lives just like Val. But I’m assuming that when they were alive people SURVIVED Val, so you know. Can someone please explain this to me iM SO CONFUSED
You’ve got a point- I guess Al is just a charming guy vs Val who just comes of as a major creep (god- even their names are similar lol) Also- Compared to Val’s stuff, being a serial killer (and in some cases, cannibal too) like Alastor hasn’t really been a huge turn off for audiences consuming shit about fictional people. (And in some cases, non fictional people too with all those Jeffrey Dahmer stans and stuff)
@@JimJamJom it's because Val is sexually abusive while alastor's a straight up murderer and a lot of abuse victims (myself included) feel like death would have been kinder cuz it gets it over with. A lot of fans with ptsd can see themselves in angel dust too easily, so it's usually more of a trauma thing than a snowflake thing, while I feel like for many it's easier to disconnect from alastor's violence because it's outright murder not that it's a good thing or any less traumatic for anyone who's been in a life threatening situation, just different.
Because honestly how would that encounter go? We all know Bltizø gets bitches... buuuut You: Z𝓏𝓏𝓏 (and/or ample amounts of snoring you loud fuck) Bltizø: "I got the wallet, I got this fat asses wallet" Bltizø: *Proceeds to either steal your car, or fall out a window in front of your current spouse (Come on we all know Bltizø is a certified rebound bitch... in a good way) (A week later you find your account drained on pony modeling kits and other MLP products)
You got to Valentino and I literally yelled "PASS! NO SMASHING!" 😂 Edit: Honestly you didn't need to explain a thing I understood every single answer. I can't help but play Smash or Pass along with the videos I watch too so that was fun 😂
2:40 shes the character that's in Vivzie's lil Wicked short animation practice. Had no idea she was a hazbin character, I always assumed she was just some Wicked inspired zoophobia character
“Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers. The body I’ve lost… the comrades I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?”
Memories broken the truth goes unspoken I’ve even forgotten my nameeee I don’t know the reason or what is the season I’m standing here holding my blade Desolate place place without any trace trace It’s only the cold wind I feel It’s me that I spite as I stand up and fight, the only thing I know for real There will be blood blood shed shed The man in the mirror nods his head The only one only one left left Will ride upon dragons back Because the mountains don’t give back what they take oh no There will be blood blood shed shed It’s the only thing I’ve ever known (Groovy instrumental)
Idk why people are this surprised for stolas. Like, i get why you'd smash, but i think it can be understandable to say pass; personality can count when making a choice I know i'd personally pass because getting entangled with his family and the likes is, imo, not worth it Plus i think his (one-way-ish) attachement to blitzo is rather sad, i wouldn't want this to happen
I like your funny words magic man- but in all seriousness you're entertaining and you smashed our famous imp showman so I now feel legally obligated to subscribe lol. Love your voice All from app
I mean.. Blitzo is reasonable to a certain degree but at the same time, If some fancy pantsy demon royal wants to fuck him specifically- a lowly imp nonetheless!- than he must be pretty good lmao Stolas- I totally agree- That guy’s awesome.
Bro I kid you not I was watching this and as soon as you got on Angel's father my phone rang and it was set to ring the ultra instinct theme and it was hilarious
No, no, no, no, no... You don't smash Lucifer, the Head Honcho of Hell, you get smashed by him. And that only if he's in the mood. If not, he will do things to you Alastor can not even begin to dream about. And of course, you can kiss your sanity and your soul goodbye after that little adventure...
New Alastor design dropped.
*ahem* Smash.
@@henrynutsy The official Hazbin twitter account! twitter.com/HazbinHotel/status/1504890445112889344?s=20&t=xhX8VaM8V1GlYxrI8t_z-w
@@ReedDonat thanks
the servant imps name is pringles btw
BRO YOU PASSED ON CRYMINI AND JOSH MAN8 and VEROSIKA?! Lol I would have smashed so damn hard on josh but if I were gay I would smash crymini! Still good but oddly funny video good job
sir that is an ace aro icon imma have to fine you for that
Reed: No explanation behind choices
Also Reed: Explains why smash Valentino
As I said to someone else it's because of just how terrible universe-wise Valentino is. He is just an awful awful person and I don't wanna people to take it seriously or read into it wrong. That's all.
@@ReedDonat I understand that, I just like messing around
Yeye I getchu, just wanted to clarify lmao
@@ReedDonat it’s hell; everyone is a piece of shit lol
What smash mean
"Pass. Im not gonna fuck bigwell"
That has me rolling 💀
Same
🤣
4:01
so is bigwell
Diddn´t I hear that Name from a Blue Sky Movie?
Alastor: *Passes everyone*
Except for Charlie
@@zakhifikes4119 Hah!
No!
@@zakhifikes4119 except for himself*
@@leafygreen45 He’s asexual and not omnisexual.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
I like how he passed Verosika probably bc she would completely dominate him
this is bullying and I will not stand for it 😤
@@ReedDonat she would dominate everyone, not just you 🥲
@@ReedDonat Are they lying tho.
i wish to be dominated by a woman 😞
@@Zoxiry yes.
The literal imp that Stella threw around has a *harem-*
*I didn’t frickin know* 💀
Let's be honest: you only passed Blitzo because of what Verosika said.
Not me
what'd she say i forgor
@@waffler-yz3gw Basically, he tapped out after satisyfing himself
@@nuttynutsnutstache I'm pretty sure it was limp dick
@@nuttynutsnutstacheDAMN
I LOVE HOW YOU JUST WENT SMASH ON LUCIFER AND THEN THE ARTTTTTT
I what suck lucifer's dick if he as me to
Reed: *passes on Lilith and Verosika*
Me: Wait, that's illegal
Lucifer would kill him.
@@mancave10369 And Lilith would kill him if he fucked Lucifer
@@neckheadishere if Lucifer liked it, he'd probably stop her tho
@@fizzy69o.0 That's fair
@@neckheadishere the question is.... could Reed actually satisfy the Lord of Hell? Ngl i think he could, that fanart seems... passionate
"im not gonna fuck bigweld" got me wheezing back too 2006
I would smash lol
Damn that brought me back- robots is definitely one of my favourite films of all time
Reed: "There wont be any explanations!"
Meanwhile in 2:21: 😶
The one exception because it's Val. One of the worst characters universe-wise. Need to save myself before people take it wrong LMAO
@@ReedDonat There would be at least one person with questions
@@ReedDonat I can't believe you would smash a rat
Snowflakes would make a big deal out of it if he didnt explain it like he did
@@cantbeaartist A moth, specifically.
*sees Lilith* "oddly enough , pass"
Me: hol up
U seriously wanna mess with the wife of the most powerful demon in Hell?? Besides she's really not *that* hot
@@fizzy69o.0 No, he wants to mess WITH the most powerful demon in Hell. Or more accurately, fu
@@blakberrii1373 yea true lmao
Wait… I definitely need explanations for most of these calls.
How the heck does someone pass Lilith? Sally Mae? Verosika? Stolas?
Most of the other calls were good tho
I forgot about Sally Mae. She's a pass for me.
Its their taste. You cant judge who someone wants to smash or not lmao.
@@applesource8261 yeah, I know that it’s taste. I wasn’t being serious and I’m not judging them.
I’m just gay
@@meldoesntwanttotellyouthei7012 I mean, with Verosika, do you WANT to look like you just got ran over by a steam roller?
This man said pass on Owl Daddy I’m done 5:03 ☹️
even I was surprised, owl daddy looking mighty fiiiine
HE PASSED BLITZØ IM GONNA THROW HANDS🤬🦾
IKR
🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱 Touch it
@@CalvinSteel419 I did
Just: That is a minor. Finally, somebody with standards
That’s what I was thinking as well, even if she may be fictional the character is still a minor
@@johnnyjoestar1909 because 17 is wayyy to far to 18. Apparently.
@@maraudergaming4534 See, I never understood what's so taboo about a 17 year old and an 18 year old. Like at what point does it become problematic, it's a year gap. There's also the 2-3 year gaps which don't make sense as to why they're taboo.
@@maraudergaming4534 yeah, I'd rather it be at 19 or 20 tbh
There’s r34 of her as a 5 year and stolas f’ing her saying I like this game daddy. Yep I’ve seen it
SMASH: My Top 10
1- Sally Mae
2 - Millie
3 - Verosica Mayday
4 - Charlie
5 - Angel
6 - Vaggie
7 - All of the female succubi from verosicas crew.. all at once. 😏
8 - Lilith
9 - The mother whose baby got kicked into oblivion by Loona ( I could see that part 1,000 times, and I still lose it at the sound of that impling getting launched...)
10 - Mrs Mayberry (Both forms)
AYO NUMBER 7?!
Number 2 tho-💀
uhhhhhh where men
@@silvallygamer123 Apparently this person likes women. And I see no problem with cause women
@@silvallygamer123 n. 5 (and technically 1?)
"I'm not gonna fuck bigweld"
Stop I'm dying 💀
Id smash lol
Oh look, a Reference to a Blue Sky Movie
3:12
Reed: "Oh smash"
Me: "Good, good, my young apprentice. Do what must be done"
Pyo. 🤨
There needs to be an ace version of this game, because I'd totally do it for the Hazbin/Helluva cast but I'm a heteroromantic/demiromantic ace..
Maybe characters you'd date or would kiss instead ^^?
For AroAce people maybe how much they'd want to hang out, be friends or something?
And then it vary from there depending on what part of the Aro or Ace spectrum the person is on!
@@vurrkit I'd totally go with a Date or Pass/Kiss or Pass version. I might do that.
Oooo, what if we called the romantic version of it Kiss or Miss?
@@Agelessmaltose I love that idea! That name is perfect!
@@RavenStarMedia :D
The butler's name is Pringle, and while it does confuse me on who his initial date was [since the bouncer established the club being couples only] I'm happy for him.
I do agree that human and sinner Mrs. Mayberry are both quite beautiful!
And of the Cherubs I'd only Smash Collin because from what we know, even one night away from Cletus and Keenie would likely be doing him a favor.
Mabey all of them like a poly relationship?
@@SIRKINGKLOWNFOOLERY or maybe he's like that one shy friend in every group who is just _there..._
Why was Nuggets even on there? 😂
And queef XD
Because pets are connected with human personalities
Listen to me close cause I only say it twice Weird fucking people weird fucking peoplee
Because someone might want to smash.
Not me. But someone.
As much as I love him, I cannot imagine NOT passing on Alastor. It’s apparently canon that he stinks to high heaven and has bad teeth.
I mean hell probably stinks anyway so bad breath doesn’t really mean anything down there
So essentially he’s like Wario in those regards
4:00 "I'm not gonna fuck bigwelled" I died from thar XD
I fucking collapsed and laughed like a hyena for 5 minutes! I watched that movie so many times
I agreed with 90% of your calls here. Def not on the one with stolas though.
HOW DARE YOU PASS ME….
I thought what we had was Special Reed. 💔
I'm sorry, it's nothing personal!! Don't worry, you're still great 😌
He just wouldn’t bang you is all
Yo what?
@@BlooMonkiMan Nothing!
@@popshenroin5797 sure, bud. 😕📸
If I had a time machine, I'd go forward in time a year just to see what kind of fan art we've made of reed-
Turns out Hazbin hotel came out in a year's time-
lets just be honest, literally almost every character is smash
Okay, I’m GENUINELY getting confused now and I just have to say it.
Why do people simp for and love Alastor, a murderer and cannibal, but HAAATE Val? Like obviously I know that he’s the absolute worst, but so is Alastor in the sense of him ruining lives just like Val.
But I’m assuming that when they were alive people SURVIVED Val, so you know.
Can someone please explain this to me iM SO CONFUSED
It's simple: Alastor hasn't hurt spoder boi.
Al at least has morals and I doubt Val does.
You’ve got a point- I guess Al is just a charming guy vs Val who just comes of as a major creep (god- even their names are similar lol)
Also- Compared to Val’s stuff, being a serial killer (and in some cases, cannibal too) like Alastor hasn’t really been a huge turn off for audiences consuming shit about fictional people. (And in some cases, non fictional people too with all those Jeffrey Dahmer stans and stuff)
@@JimJamJom it's because Val is sexually abusive while alastor's a straight up murderer and a lot of abuse victims (myself included) feel like death would have been kinder cuz it gets it over with. A lot of fans with ptsd can see themselves in angel dust too easily, so it's usually more of a trauma thing than a snowflake thing, while I feel like for many it's easier to disconnect from alastor's violence because it's outright murder not that it's a good thing or any less traumatic for anyone who's been in a life threatening situation, just different.
@@CuratrixBriar oh- sorry if I came off as insensitive or ignorant.. I didn’t think of that.
This whole video was an example that *PROFESSIONALS HAVE STANDARDS*
How dare you to pass Blitz0!
'Cous he has taste.
Maybe he’s straight?
He stank
Because honestly how would that encounter go? We all know Bltizø gets bitches... buuuut
You: Z𝓏𝓏𝓏 (and/or ample amounts of snoring you loud fuck)
Bltizø: "I got the wallet, I got this fat asses wallet"
Bltizø: *Proceeds to either steal your car, or fall out a window in front of your current spouse (Come on we all know Bltizø is a certified rebound bitch... in a good way)
(A week later you find your account drained on pony modeling kits and other MLP products)
@@mancave10369 he said smash to a bunch of guys though
THE SIGH OF RELIEF I HAD WHEN YOU DIDNT HAVE OCTAVIA THANK GOD
Stolas would be mad
"Ya know what? F*ck it."
And that's what he did.
Oh Reed hahaha I just got off school finally and at home thank you for this, brighting my night haha❤️
Imagine what fixarolli could do with how flexible he is and angle has hands nuff said
From what I could tell their type seemed to be skinny and tall sweethearts or skinny and tall jokers
You got to Valentino and I literally yelled "PASS! NO SMASHING!" 😂
Edit: Honestly you didn't need to explain a thing I understood every single answer. I can't help but play Smash or Pass along with the videos I watch too so that was fun 😂
Well I didn't. (About understanding Reed's answers for everyone aside from Val)
I love Fizz’s design. It’s so cute :)
He passed Verosika??😭
YES YES !
I say i say finally someone in this World Who Loves me !♡
Verosika: *Exists*
Me: And this is what started makeing my horomones kick in.
4:01 “I’m not gonna fuck Big Weld” IM DEAD.. AGAIN
2:40 shes the character that's in Vivzie's lil Wicked short animation practice. Had no idea she was a hazbin character, I always assumed she was just some Wicked inspired zoophobia character
In that video, she is with Crymini just to let you know
1:57 Definite smash with that pose.
“Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers. The body I’ve lost… the comrades I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?”
4:47 DAMN
Fizz and Ozzie are both such hard smashes it's painful
FUCK YEAH IDK WHO'S IDEA WAS TO MAKE THEM SO DAMN SMASHABLE
well I guess he has a 3 way on his hands
3:29 I totally agree with you man
Finally a soul with culture, I see...
but fr fizz is a big fat huge smash oml
4:02 *"I'm not gonna fuck big weld" had me dying!* 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂 I died of laugher omg
“Ok. Let’s be real, what dat mouth do?” I’m fucking dead
I love your videos I can't wait for more of your videos I might react to your videos actually I think they're pretty funny
Me Passing or Smashing:
Reed Donaat:SMASH !😎
HYPER SMASH !
4:01 LMAO, THAT IS NOW FOREVER IN MY BRAIN!
I love how he did pass on the only two humans.
Mark is that you
He didnt even realize he elaborated on mr.Valentines day
"I'm not going to elaborate"
Valentino: elaborates
Now *_THIS_* is the quality content I’m looking for
YOU.. PASSED ON… STOLAS..?
I go to this video for comfort in my darkest of moments
It's kinda suspicious how you passed most girls and even said "smash, yes please" to a Boy
“There will be no explanations”
*proceeds to explain a few*
When you passed loopty i audiably rose my eyebrows
You mean you're the rock?
1:54 FINALLY SOMEONE WHO PUTS THE VON ELDRITCH FAMILY
I'ma be honest, it was mostly smashes for me
Followup video idea for the smash selections: Top or Bottom. also no elaboration.
Memories broken the truth goes unspoken I’ve even forgotten my nameeee
I don’t know the reason or what is the season I’m standing here holding my blade
Desolate place place without any trace trace
It’s only the cold wind I feel
It’s me that I spite as I stand up and fight, the only thing I know for real
There will be blood blood shed shed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one only one left left
Will ride upon dragons back
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take oh no
There will be blood blood shed shed
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known
(Groovy instrumental)
somehow I fell asleep to this because my tired, sleep deprived ass thought this was some asmr.
thank you Reed.
4:00 this part killed me XD
Him passing verosika fucking Mayday yet smashing Wally Wackford
Honestly, good taste man, respect
1:16 Lucifer:😈🗡️ Say Pass Or Else: 🤣
5:12 SAME BRO
At 5:11 I said what Reed said at the same time, so I played it back and realized he fr went "AWWUGH 😩 yes smash." And that killed me 💀
@the lill fluff ball FINALLY AFTER 4 MONTHS SOME ONE COULD RELATE LMAO
Idk why people are this surprised for stolas. Like, i get why you'd smash, but i think it can be understandable to say pass; personality can count when making a choice
I know i'd personally pass because getting entangled with his family and the likes is, imo, not worth it
Plus i think his (one-way-ish) attachement to blitzo is rather sad, i wouldn't want this to happen
3:36
*NIce.*
I like your funny words magic man- but in all seriousness you're entertaining and you smashed our famous imp showman so I now feel legally obligated to subscribe lol. Love your voice
All from app
Very based list
Edit: except for your pass on blitzo and stolas
This.
I mean.. Blitzo is reasonable to a certain degree but at the same time, If some fancy pantsy demon royal wants to fuck him specifically- a lowly imp nonetheless!- than he must be pretty good lmao
Stolas- I totally agree- That guy’s awesome.
@@JimJamJom He's awesome until he steals your credit card and proceeds to spend it on mlp figurines.
@@paru501 true 😭
Why pass Verosika? She is pure PURE art
She is pure L
@@CalvinSteel419 No U
@@genjibeeps998 she flat
That body guard from ep 7 is looking mighty fine in that picture🤩🤩🤩
1:46
Hold up, you’d smash THAT thing?
Bro I kid you not I was watching this and as soon as you got on Angel's father my phone rang and it was set to ring the ultra instinct theme and it was hilarious
I think Blitz's feelings were hurt. You gonna voice him?
I can’t believe you passed Lilith and verosika mayday
No elaboration needed
"Ok we can cut out all the male characters from the get go"
"Allllll the male characters????"
"WE DO NOT TO ABOUT THE SPIDER!!!!!! "
4:29 smash
By the way, for a future Fizz clip, can we get him doing Beetlejuice's movie line: "NICE FUCKIN' MODEL!" *honk-honk*
5:05 "thats a horse 🤨"
Fr
2:46 he could probably play porn on his tv head
I will not let you hit me with a hammer
I LOVE HOW THE ONLY ART OF QUEEF IS HIM ABOUT TO BE SHOT 😔✋
You/@ReedDonat SMASH big SMASH because of your content and your voices because you could just cosplay as Angel that would be awesome
4:02 Had me dying 🤣
Ikr lmao
No, no, no, no, no... You don't smash Lucifer, the Head Honcho of Hell, you get smashed by him. And that only if he's in the mood. If not, he will do things to you Alastor can not even begin to dream about. And of course, you can kiss your sanity and your soul goodbye after that little adventure...
I'd pass everyone except for Hunter ofc.
Whos Hunter again?
Who is hunter?
@@nureen2942 I meant Striker...
*Skips Stolas*
A piece of my soul has been ripped out
3:12 More like big smash
You dare pass on Stolas?! I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD!
smash blitz and Verosika cuz if Blitz can smash a owl prince and Verosika can smash 17 people at once I’m in 😭😂
I love how preferences line up pretty well XD lol