Girls ...going on board with casual relationships in the hopes of it becoming a serious one is the most painful things you can do to yourself ,trust me on this one 😭😭😭
Urjool- I don't know if others saw it but you went on a memory trip while recollecting your failed relationship. More power and resilience to you girl. Love the way you captured the pathos, agony and desperation so succinctly.
Yo I think she died a little on the inside when she said that... That was real, the part when she couldn't turn it into a joke and everyone was just laughing through the internal tears.
@@messibetter7765 well, that's true... I am know a lot of funny women and girls but I have never watched a funny female stand up comedian... All of them are so tedious...
So relatable.... I saved my guy's name " nothingness" yet check his dp everyday.... till now... he hasn't called back... my nalayak brain doesn't wanna understand it... I Googled things too... This is my 3rd year... I guess I know the way it's gonna end... Moral: all girls are the same..😅😅
@@astikakudali7638 oh I get it!! Thnx.... So it's basically like a cuddle buddy, with some feeling attached, but not officially dating yet... Hmm That a weird concept... And what about the physical aspect?
Amazing confidence 🙌🙌🙌 Even when she did not get the response for the "crazy" lady statement she was pretty quick to get back to them.. way to go girl ..
Bohot time pehle Maine yeh video dekha tha, tab laga tha kya bol rhi h, kuch smj nahi aa rha... Lekin abhi katne ke baad... I feel like, she took my heart, literally, felt so relatable!!!
She is so intelligent even though she pretend to be juvenile or silly. She has very distinct style of delivering the punchline. Love her writing, her body language and her facial expressions while she performs. Damn! she is rocking on those jeans. I hope she gets her own talk show on Amazon or Netflix.
@@noobgaming-wy6fn *herself For that u have to follow her in tweeter . This community uses Al-taqiyya very cunningly..u cant predict how they change dr mind
I was also the relationship in the casual relationship😂😂 I also saved his number "don't contact him" and then I faced rejection and me too google "why pain hurts" 😂 before this video I was sad about my scenario but now I can find humour in it🤣🤣🤣
Believe me : I had saved DON'T PICK UP & in the details as company name 'It's a trap'. And I had googled 'Should I feel the pain or follow my dream'. My 1.5 yrs of 2 sided relationship didn't hurt me much but a 2.5 yrs of 1 sided / casual relationship. And Enjoyed it, u r good in delivering the jokes and expressions.
"I mean I could've gone to therapy BUT instead I googled it"
That is so relatable 😂😂
Because therapy is not free🤣🤣🤣
Insta id
Yeah, we all know which guy went to therapy ..... and was advised to drink lots of water 😂😂 ( Hint - Also, a stand up comedian)
3 years later she uploaded a video on therapy,
Hence proved standup mein scope hai
Still cant get over that "Yeh Maulana ji..."
Omg same😂😂
Lol same bruh
IFKR! I keep rewatching that particular part
wait where's this part???
that was good as faq
"Why pain hurt?" Is a proper T-Shirt line. Surprised that it is yet not done!
@@sonal7987 yes
It has to be in her voice though. 😄
Girls ...going on board with casual relationships in the hopes of it becoming a serious one is the most painful things you can do to yourself ,trust me on this one 😭😭😭
I wish more girls would understand that.
we have all been there.
Exactly
what is casual relationship ?
what is casual relationship ?@@yashaswidalal119
"You don't want me?
You can't have me!"
- Urooj 2020 🙈😂
😂😂😂
Reminds me of
"You want my property?"
"You can't have it!"
- Tony Stark
Lawda
ua-cam.com/video/HhUb4tfp35Q/v-deo.html
Superbbbbbbb
The way Urooj's ponytail bounces when she's dropping punchlines is so cute 😂❤️
Where is yours
@@King__of__Darkness tharki
But urs is cute even when it's stable
@@sagenmandi617 haana bc 😂😂😂
😂
someone put "why pain hurt" on a tshirt
i bet she spent a hell lot of time to finalize between "Why Pain hurt?" or "Why Hurt Pains?"😂
Because "pain demands felt" aarna, common We'll know this!
@@tanayk2548 ayeee fault in our stars
Because we think pain exists
That should be on a t-shirt now
watching such a video when you're going through a breakup, actually feels like a therapy!!!
Try hookup simran aa simran simran aa jele apni jindgi😆😆😆😆
@@jkd1705 haha...lol!!
Koi hai jo Trustable hookup partner banega🙃🙃
Hookup
One person is casual hmm...
One person in relationship hmmm... x2
Cool boy Joel 😎
Joel, why are you happy.... She is not going to date you....
@@murtazakarimi007 wtf?
One free advice Joel of you chase Urooj you'll get Aishwarya and if you chase Kaneez you'll get Urooj.😏
Come on man,we guys don't care whether we are CASUAL or RELATIONSHIP as long as we are getting laid.
I am a neurology student, and "vo aapke brain ka candid lete hain" is the best explanation to neuro imaging. 😂😂
🥳🥳🥳
"Don't Text Him" is soooo relatable. It went from "Don't even" to "You have no izzat" and finally the number is off my phone, so yay me. :)
Wow
Do damn true 😂😂
🙋♀me in this list too
you go girl
That's me too! 😂
The ''why pain hurt'' was so adorable but it made my heart cry for her at the same time lol
Last time I had seen so much of Urooj in 5 minutes, I was in Tanmay's vlog.
The difference was she was funny there
@@saheelsangani7985 she's still funny......
@@saheelsangani7985 damn dude you killed her
@@saheelsangani7985 Comedy is subjective, bro.
Bot army is here
"If you don't want me, you can't have me. " That expression tho🤣
I was taken aback when none of the women cheered at 'crazy'
Exactly
I did give a woot and was taken aback when no one in the audience did that lol.
Wait a min. You were present there?
@@blast2686 Nope, just cheering from home watching the video on youtube.
I woo hooed at home, and dipped my head in shame realising no one else shouted.
Urjool- I don't know if others saw it but you went on a memory trip while recollecting your failed relationship. More power and resilience to you girl. Love the way you captured the pathos, agony and desperation so succinctly.
@Log To Khenge yarr ???
*Urooj has a set of facial expressions which can't be explained through the use of normal words* ... 😂
Even her expressions are same as Alia..
Btw do you think she is crazy ?
@@manashdas4808 😂😂😂😂
@@manashdas4808 I think she's crazy, man!!!
Or emojis for that matter 😂
“Why pain hurt?” should be turned into a GIF!
It's a great T-Shirt idea though 😎
@@b0a0b0b0a0n Great idea. I'll gift it to my crush(who has friendzoned me) on his birthday.😂
Create one then ._.
Yo I think she died a little on the inside when she said that... That was real, the part when she couldn't turn it into a joke and everyone was just laughing through the internal tears.
There is still pain in the
'Why pain hurt' or she's just a terrific actor.
& she also looks same like Alia Bhatt.. thumbs up if you thought the same 😉
kalakar ki kala main dard...dil toot jaye toh art achhi nikalty hai...
Bro those expressions were so good even i felt that
Pain hai bc. You can feel it if it has happened with you.
Amazing World because its not sorted.
When she said one person is casual....I felt that❣️
No one:
Urooj at 1:30 AM: Time to upload a video.
VODAFONE RAAT KO ACCHA CHALTA HAI.
👀
@@ginnyweasley5812 👀😃
@@ginnyweasley5812 hello remember 😂
Itni rat tak jag rahi thi ye ladki .... Kya kar rahi thi😝
ONE IS CASUAL AND THE OTHER PERSON IS RELATIONSHIP HITS ME HARD
I showed this to my girlfriend
Now she's real .
Y did u show
@@nishanthkashyap5271 why not
@@aarujtripathi 😂
@@aarujtripathi silly 😂
Congrchulatshion
I watched her for the first time today and subscribed her channel in first 3 minutes.
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please name your child cool, so then he/she would be cool ashfaq.
Hahahahaahah
This comment is underrated Ashfaq
She is savage ash faq
Naa bro uske bacche ka naam uske husband ke surname pe hoga 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
@@360umeshbaing7 bro..dont ruin it
No one:
Nobody:
Not a living soul:
Urooj: Why pain hurt? :D :D :D
Hmm never seen this comment before must be original..
@@howvasy ghanta original...bhare pde h ese comments..."No one nobody...." ..bc pak gye h esase...
@@umeshchoudhary6035 it was sarcastic
Umesh Paliyal r/woosh
@@umeshchoudhary6035 the joke's on you. It was sarcastic.
Last time i was this early, Abhishek upmanyu was still single.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Matlab Urooj ?
Can you explain why there are rumours of them dating?
@@schadenfreudebabe cause he shares her videos...
and possibly no other reason.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
I knew it
Last line "this what I came for " would have killed it in Rihanna's accent
Lmao my thoughts exactly
lolļll yes
"Why pain hurt?" is the best line ever😆😆😆
Me after listening to one Arijit Singh song:
*"Why pain hurt"*
Why ur stand-ups turning into group therapy sessions?
Lol yeah
Cause pain hurts
she is giving Indian Amy Santiago vibes Idk why........ maybe I'm just crazy :)
I am going to get 'why pain hurt?' engraved on my tombstone
Joshi i think is hindu so tombstone....
(Just joking don't take it seriously)
Soham Wagh he’s born a hindu he’ll die as a Christian, who cares 😂
@@gauravmourya529 lol 😂😂
i forgot the name of that comedian. Tell me who said it
@@AbhishekSharma-tg9ke sumit anand
Did mukesh also lost to you?
"Why pain hurt"
-Urooj Ashfaq, 2020
4:55 "Why pain hurt?" that expression 😂😂😂
Urooj literally holds the torch for the women comedians.
Yeah for the unfunniest ones
@@faizakhan6099 your reply hurt me.
@@faizakhan6099 even I don't find it funny 😌 , you girl, you ain't alone on this.. Their English is better than jokes
@@faizakhan6099 good god,there is some women acknowledging she ain’t funny yet misandrist at the same time(i compiled)
"I could've gone to therapy. But instead, I googled it" HAHAHA Same, Urooj. Same.
the way she subtly dissed men and put across major problems girls face in in a sly manner in this standup. i stan this queenn
Army 💜
Army india💜💜💜
💜
Comedy? More like tragedy.
@@messibetter7765 well, that's true... I am know a lot of funny women and girls but I have never watched a funny female stand up comedian... All of them are so tedious...
SHE JUST WENT “WHY PAIN HURT???????” 😂😂 I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
The only comedian i feel like buying a ticket for a show. She is fantastic.
Technically every picture of a brain is a candid because the brain can never actually pose for a photo in any meaningful way.
Bigg Brain right here!! xD
Wow man could you be more r/woosh
In this entire video, more than laughing, I felt sad. I really wanted to go and hug her. ❤️🥺 Toxic b.s. is just there
i was just going to make a similar comment (':
@@zeroXmlbb me : job choddu
But to be honest there are nice guys she's just attracted to those types tbh there are more nice guys than these toxic types
Yes
@@kingk1621 I agree :)
For a second I read that as 'causal relationships', and was like 'did I get here from correlation?'
I thought the same.😂
Exactly
Damn😂😂
Bro don't study too much😅
Typical Engineering students mindset people can only get it😂😂
Mine one started with casual relationship from his side and now we are getting married after 4months😂
Wow man! Congratulations 😂❤️
Corona has really impacted people deeply.
@@ParminderSingh-ns3ox 🤣🤣🤣
Wow congratulations 😇😇
Hope both of you keep falling in love everyday ♥️
Wow I am crying
Ok, at least she remembers that she has an UA-cam account.
Akhilesh Nagdeote she's crazy
@@RaviDubeyentrepreneur 😄
CAN WE GET "WHY PAIN HURT" ON A T-SHIRT ALREADY?
"Why pain hurt" - everyone @ 2020
So relatable.... I saved my guy's name " nothingness" yet check his dp everyday.... till now... he hasn't called back... my nalayak brain doesn't wanna understand it...
I Googled things too...
This is my 3rd year... I guess I know the way it's gonna end...
Moral: all girls are the same..😅😅
I had a similar situation,in this case the girl went AWOL.
Yaa! I deleted his no after getting no interest nd calls from his end.. Soo ya controlling all the emotions
Lotous
Lotous cultivation
@@richardlobo88 happy to see the "HAD" and not "HAVE" in your sentence...😂... I guess ur over it... 🙂
Finally i got the context of the previous 'women are crazy' video by her. i can die peacefully now.
Finally someone got back her UA-cam password 🙏🥺
"Neuroimaging is Basically Brain Candids"
- Urooj
RIP
Dr.House approves
"Don't text him" works😂...it did for me😂
"Sahab ne kuchni kaha, but humaara bhi casual chal raha hai.'
Me: "DAN DAN DAAAAAAN"
PlOt TwiSt
Okay so moment of truth, 75% of the viewers are single here...
Just admit it guys 😂😅
And 100% of the girls are committed to remaining 25% guys🤪
@@rj14053
1 ka 4
Did u conduct survey?
@@hrishikeshrai2931 yeah not even 74 or 76 perfect 75%😂
87.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
urooj has a boyfriend?
hm. okay. good for her. good. im fine with that. never been better actually. good. goodgoodgood. good.
nice.
nevermind
koi bat ni bhai.
Nice nice SIMP nice nice ALERT
Welcome to Gang... i m also fine.... i am finnnnnneeee.
It's been 3 years and I've watched it millions time but still can't get over😂😂
"Why pain hurt" is still in 2nd place..
Nothing can beat "Yee maulaana ji ".. 😂
She acts like she is stupid but I think she is very intelligent
Actually she is she knows what's is life . But she act stupid just to dissolve with each other .
Idk what I said
@@PIXELTRONIX nailed it bro
@@kevingadhiya9658 true
U r wrong bro .. she really stupid even she is worst....
I was never in a relationship but I still get nostalgia while watching this.
Buddy try changing ur name ull get into a relationship
@@rohitshirodkar9365 Hahah
😂😂😂
Bapuji aapki toh biwi hai
😂😂😂😂😂😂
As always very clever material and your timing is impeccable. Keep up the good work!
"The world should know pain"
~Pain of the Akatsuki
*pain music starts*
*Shira tensei intensifies*
Feel pain, know pain, contemplate pain, accept pain.. Those who do not know pain will never know what true peace is.. - Nagato
Ever heard of corona
Pain is not your enemy. Its an ally you grow with.
4:57 WHY PAIN HURT 😆 her expressions 🙈
I'm surprised "why pain hurt" didn't turn into meme template
Understood & experienced casual now, came back to rewatch this gold video❤
ME : Why pain hurt?
GOGGLE : You have Cancer.
😂🤣
It's google
Bing: You're dying in 10 seconds
Internet explorer: You're a fetus
Better google the spelling of google first 😂😂
Idk why she is so underrated. She has a great sense of humor.
Yeah 3 days, half million views... So underrated
The crowd is shit ngl
Not liking your comment it's perfectly sitting on 69 likes..
And ounce of mysandrism in her every body cell
30 seconds into the video.
"Its when one person is casual".
I immediately click "Subscribe".
oh my god sameeee!!!!
Totally relating to a casual relationship as an adult🤣🤣😭🤣
This whole thing is relatable uff😂 and if the outcome is humour like Urooj I don't mind admitting of googling "why pain hurt"
Hey Btw. What exactly is a casual relationship? Is it somewhat like FWBs?
Relatable =stand up comedy this days 🤦♂️
@@devankmittal8311 You could say that, it's like you are dating but not dating but dating but not dating. Do you understand?😂😌
@@astikakudali7638 oh I get it!! Thnx.... So it's basically like a cuddle buddy, with some feeling attached, but not officially dating yet... Hmm That a weird concept... And what about the physical aspect?
You mean this was relatable Ash faq?
the description of urooj's video is funnier than some comedians' entire acts
BOT ARMY LOVES YOU UROOJ A.K.A CLICKBAITTT FOR TANMAY'S VLOG😂😂♥️♥️
This is so nice. very casual performance.
Just like listening to a friend.
First time I am watching any of your videos. let me watch more.
scientist: so neuro-imaging is the process in which...
urooj (interrupts): no no, brain ka candid image lete hain.
Amazing confidence 🙌🙌🙌
Even when she did not get the response for the "crazy" lady statement she was pretty quick to get back to them.. way to go girl ..
What if all of us comment section people attended her show?..
Urooj: cracks a joke
We all: Yeahhhh Maulanaji.. 😂
🤣😅
Bohot time pehle Maine yeh video dekha tha, tab laga tha kya bol rhi h, kuch smj nahi aa rha...
Lekin abhi katne ke baad...
I feel like, she took my heart, literally, felt so relatable!!!
*Urooj : Has anyone here done this thing called CASUAL RELATIONSHIP ?*
*Forever Singles : RELATIONSHIP ?? What’s that ?*
"Ye dukh kaahe khatam nehi hota be" and "Why pain hurt" need to be on a t-shirt ASAP.
GIRL!!!! ,I HAVE DONE THIS! 1:09 I saved his no. As "don't call him" and then i would always text him😂
I've saved her no. as "Yeh con hai"
@@tintinquarantino3645 noice 😉😂
@@tintinquarantino3645 i am inspired😭
Its like she is speaking the language of pain, lol.
I came after seeing Tanmay's story, so Urooj op.
bhaiya aajkal log har sentence me jabardasti " op " kyu ghusa dete hai?
sabko "cool dude" ban ne ki bheed me bhagna hai
Siddhant Kaushik siddu op in chat ho jaye
Op ka matalab kya hotaa hai bhai .. plz batav koi
M also
@@roshanraykar2895 It's Over Powered
She is so intelligent even though she pretend to be juvenile or silly. She has very distinct style of delivering the punchline. Love her writing, her body language and her facial expressions while she performs. Damn! she is rocking on those jeans. I hope she gets her own talk show on Amazon or Netflix.
being a muslim and doing comedy on topic casual relationships 😱😱😱
salute to her guts
enjoying secularism in india
Fyi she is athist.
@@noobgaming-wy6fn
Sorry..no muslims r atheist ..its just the false face
Bri she said himself that she left Islam...and now she is athist
@@noobgaming-wy6fn
*herself
For that u have to follow her in tweeter .
This community uses Al-taqiyya very cunningly..u cant predict how they change dr mind
"Do Not Text Him" 😂😂 I thought I was the only one!
I do the same sis🤣🤣🤣
Even me
Mostly girls are egoistic 😂
Urooj and Abhishek are not just living together.
They are living together in a live in...
They are dating?
Wtf? Is that true
I was also the relationship in the casual relationship😂😂 I also saved his number "don't contact him" and then I faced rejection and me too google "why pain hurts" 😂 before this video I was sad about my scenario but now I can find humour in it🤣🤣🤣
Believe me : I had saved DON'T PICK UP & in the details as company name 'It's a trap'.
And I had googled 'Should I feel the pain or follow my dream'. My 1.5 yrs of 2 sided relationship didn't hurt me much but a 2.5 yrs of 1 sided / casual relationship.
And Enjoyed it, u r good in delivering the jokes and expressions.
I was in a casual relationship with a ponytail girl. Guess what, she used to laugh like you.
Everybody is gangsta until you came relationship with a comedian......
Her "iT’s FiNe gUyS” was so adorable
Amazing, it was awesome, specially the ending🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Everyone is with someone other
than me"
'"UNIVERSAL TRUTH'"
@@SandeepMeena79 yes this applies for everyone
@@SandeepMeena79 i know but who knows
@@SandeepMeena79 plus this is just a thinking.
And a joke
Haha😆🤝
Maxwell didn't said this but he does said learn to say 'no' to the good so you can say 'yes' to the best
I involuntarily gave you a flying kiss when you made that face saying "why pain hurt?" :D :D Soo good, man, this whole clip.
This is an attack on single people with hopes
Urooj ‘stage presence’ n ‘keeping the audience engaged’ - that’s what it all takes…good show!
I see how casual you were when you wrote this. 😂
is she muslim? google says she is atheists
I almost text him back & this video came. Thank you: this is a reminder to stop this casual relationship thingy!!
The energy level of this girl is so so mind-blowing.
A big thums up to the act
Is there anyone dare enough to send this to their casual to watch?
"Hey, this is so funny. Just like our situation" 😅
She is just like Kelly Kapoor from "The Office" 😂😂😂
Dude no. Kelly is the most annoying human being on this planet. Urooj aint bad
Bro the same girl is the writer of the series😂😂