former mcdonalds employee here: the mcflurry spoon hole does indeed get filled with a metal rod that then spins really fast and mixes the mcflurry better than a human could
0:00 - emil’s nail clipper intro 5:35 - hunter biden praise 18:00 - ben’s unwashed pants 19:46 - hunter biden’s taxes and various women 28:20 - ben visits a strip club 30:50 - hunter biden’s defense 37:55 - smile direct club 44:37 - lemonade at panera that kills you 53:40 - CosMc’s 56:00 - krispy kreme in paris 59:30 - McFlurry outro
29:24 Sex workers use fake names for their safety! Its (disgustingly) common for regular clients to try to find and/or stalk their preferred sex workers IRL. This can be anything from social media sleuthing, to following them home, to assault. There have been cases where (typically a man) will delude themselves into thinking they're in a 'real' relationship with a sex worker providing them services and stalk their every move. Additionally, because of the stigma of sex work, being 'outted' can have drastic consequences on a sex worker's future work opportunities if they want to get out, and their interpersonal relationships esp if their family doesn't know. All to say, of course she gave you a fake name :P
Hi pigs, I feel I must confess my absolute gratitude to the existence of this podcast. As well as the “Ben & Emil on:” series. Now let me tell you about my viewership journey… I was a wee young buck, 18 years old. Senior year of high school. the first time I saw these two strapping fellows sitting in a shitty office set. Short hair Emil, glasses Ben 🥸. It was a hit. Me: an ambitious options trader who just $AMC’ed himself some tendies. Ben a mild autist: extremely well versed in the world I so wanted to explore. Emil: The conductor, making music of the madness that was the early days of Trill. Before there was Trill, I watched the two little men who cringed, and I owe those gentlemen a lot. But now, as an adult with a j-o-b time is of the essence. I had to choose. Option A: The little men that always were there when I needed them most, almost like a strong mother or Option B: The tall men that I haven’t known as long but have grown to love??? I choose B(en & Emil)
if i'm not mistaken, Panera has a free refills subscription thing (Sip Club)... the whole thing feels v much like they wanted to hook customers onto an addicting product to get them to pay for a subscription to the restaurant, resulting in additional spending on other food items as well. either way, they need to exclude charged lemonades from the sip club (if they haven't already) or pull the product entirely.
thank you for speaking about the smile direct club mess, former employee here from costa rica and they truly fucked us up and owe us our severance and Christmas bonus it fucking sucks!!!
Just saw a Lex Friedman clip of Jeff Bezos interview and could not believe how accurate Ben's impression of Jeff is , I didn't realize it was THAT good
I, too, had the mouth pistons. They'd get stuck sometimes if I opened too wide so my jaw would be like stuck at its widest point until I fiddled around in there w my hands
Used to go daily to Panera Bread for a charged lemonade as apart of my sip club thing. Skill issue, I drank coffee and energy drinks onto of that. Just get good with you caffeine tolerance
The tax guy I had while I lived in Calgary had also experienced a stroke, he would move very slowly doing stuff and I honestly am not sure if I got all my tax money from him, I know what Ben means lmao
don’t quite agree with Emil’s take on the caffeine labeling vis-a-vis the milligram amount. There’s not really another way to say how much caffeine is in it, and if you want some sort of reference it’s an easy thing to look up
You can absolutely get apple cider donuts in the PNW, and they are better on average than the East Coast. PNW has the best apples. Best cider. Best cider donuts. Apple cider donuts do fuck though and Ben should have one.
I’ve had the lemonade multiple times I didn’t feel anything because I was driving Uber for 12-14 hours a day when I was drinking it regularly Main thing is Uber doesn’t pay enough And that lemonade keeps you going and going and going
Never do that disgusting thing from the beginning again. Ben on the right? Emil on the left? Who do you think you are Emil and Ben? No that sounds weird. Theres no hierarchy here but DISGUSTING
the beginning was a jump scare. never realized how comfortable i am with the sides they sit on
Legit threw me off
why would they do this to us 😔
Truly evil
Ben is left baby boi. Emil is right baby boi.
I threw my drink at the screen I feel violated .
God gives his toughest soldiers his strongest crack
watching in 0.5x speed this week to really prolong my pay pig experience ❤
"the foremost podcast on everything that's going on" is kinda a hard tagline
wow emil was the first one to bring up the toilet today, the pod is evolving
Probably cause they switched sides
former mcdonalds employee here: the mcflurry spoon hole does indeed get filled with a metal rod that then spins really fast and mixes the mcflurry better than a human could
0:00 - emil’s nail clipper intro
5:35 - hunter biden praise
18:00 - ben’s unwashed pants
19:46 - hunter biden’s taxes and various women
28:20 - ben visits a strip club
30:50 - hunter biden’s defense
37:55 - smile direct club
44:37 - lemonade at panera that kills you
53:40 - CosMc’s
56:00 - krispy kreme in paris
59:30 - McFlurry outro
I feel like Ben’s laptop is comically bigger than Emil’s
I got a UA-cam AD saying Joe Biden is working for the middle class family during this episode. Amazing.
With all the politics and other controversy in the news, it’s important that we remember that crocs got boots
Put the boys back in their correct seats!!
Oh thank god
29:24 Sex workers use fake names for their safety! Its (disgustingly) common for regular clients to try to find and/or stalk their preferred sex workers IRL. This can be anything from social media sleuthing, to following them home, to assault. There have been cases where (typically a man) will delude themselves into thinking they're in a 'real' relationship with a sex worker providing them services and stalk their every move. Additionally, because of the stigma of sex work, being 'outted' can have drastic consequences on a sex worker's future work opportunities if they want to get out, and their interpersonal relationships esp if their family doesn't know. All to say, of course she gave you a fake name :P
Ben's strip club story is absolutely something I see Ben being able to do
I play each episode on repeat until the next one comes out. Start to memorize them. Keep it up
this episode had great vibes
Mr.Meaner showing up right when I realized what I heard was perfect lol
What a perfect intro to highlight the exaggerated swagger of a crackhead
Oh my gosh 48:24 I have compared Panera to hospital food for years I feel so seen
That McFlurry bit was one of the funniest bits I've seen in a while
Hi pigs, I feel I must confess my absolute gratitude to the existence of this podcast. As well as the “Ben & Emil on:” series. Now let me tell you about my viewership journey…
I was a wee young buck, 18 years old. Senior year of high school. the first time I saw these two strapping fellows sitting in a shitty office set. Short hair Emil, glasses Ben 🥸. It was a hit. Me: an ambitious options trader who just $AMC’ed himself some tendies. Ben a mild autist: extremely well versed in the world I so wanted to explore. Emil: The conductor, making music of the madness that was the early days of Trill.
Before there was Trill, I watched the two little men who cringed, and I owe those gentlemen a lot. But now, as an adult with a j-o-b time is of the essence. I had to choose. Option A: The little men that always were there when I needed them most, almost like a strong mother or Option B: The tall men that I haven’t known as long but have grown to love???
I choose B(en & Emil)
holy shit dude
if i'm not mistaken, Panera has a free refills subscription thing (Sip Club)... the whole thing feels v much like they wanted to hook customers onto an addicting product to get them to pay for a subscription to the restaurant, resulting in additional spending on other food items as well. either way, they need to exclude charged lemonades from the sip club (if they haven't already) or pull the product entirely.
screaming yeast donuts at the screen like they can hear me
thank you for speaking about the smile direct club mess, former employee here from costa rica and they truly fucked us up and owe us our severance and Christmas bonus it fucking sucks!!!
Fuck. That sucks.
I love this podcast, this was a phenomenal episode 🔥
Thirsty Thursday with my pay piggies 🤩
if hunter biden has no fans, i am dead
Another classic from the boys. Best podcast, hands down. Also just another gem of a story from Ben's visit to the strip club.
Just saw a Lex Friedman clip of Jeff Bezos interview and could not believe how accurate Ben's impression of Jeff is , I didn't realize it was THAT good
Emil is right on the money Apple cider donut, fall classic, big East Coast and Midwest vibe for sure 👌
This truly is the foremost podcast on everything that’s going on.
here for the first thumbnail and title, life is good
i used to drink like 3 cups of the charged lemonade earlier this year and survived.
The Panera slander. I get the lemonade criticism but the food is Not That Bad, Ben and Emil. lol
Damn I’m craving something with Oreo dirt on it
Emil you can get apple cider donuts at every apple orchard in the midwest lol
the thumbnail is so dire 😭
hey who the fuck lifts their leg up onto the sink to trim their toenails. guys?
Hunter? I hardly know her
great epi, thanks fellas 🎉
I, too, had the mouth pistons. They'd get stuck sometimes if I opened too wide so my jaw would be like stuck at its widest point until I fiddled around in there w my hands
I thought this was a Soft White Underbelly episode for a minute
I NEED the bonus, I NEED to know what ben thought of saltburn
Go to Patreon!
They also have multiple locations in Portland now too.
Emil has piss piggies
It’s pay pigs Thursday baby
This made me giggle very hard so much so that I slapped my belly😍
Wow! Thank you for sharing! Do not do it again!
this is my fav pod ever
apple cinder donuts are elite
I had a charged lemonade at work on accident earlier this year and i was so fucking wired all day and had no idea why
this is one the episodes definitely
I look forward to when you guys release new content so I can go and do manual labor in my basement and listen to your sexy voices.
You can get grease out with scrubbing dawn into it
Priceless.
I was here to witness two title changes
Used to go daily to Panera Bread for a charged lemonade as apart of my sip club thing. Skill issue, I drank coffee and energy drinks onto of that. Just get good with you caffeine tolerance
G-u-u-l
-Emil
The tax guy I had while I lived in Calgary had also experienced a stroke, he would move very slowly doing stuff and I honestly am not sure if I got all my tax money from him, I know what Ben means lmao
WOW camera quality is looking crisp
emil have you tried Terhune Orchard’s apple cider donuts in NJ?
don’t quite agree with Emil’s take on the caffeine labeling vis-a-vis the milligram amount. There’s not really another way to say how much caffeine is in it, and if you want some sort of reference it’s an easy thing to look up
You can absolutely get apple cider donuts in the PNW, and they are better on average than the East Coast. PNW has the best apples. Best cider. Best cider donuts.
Apple cider donuts do fuck though and Ben should have one.
aye yo....whoooooooooo has been teaching Emil about Hailey Bieber and skincare tik tok???
Voodoo sucks, way overrated. Thanks for saying it Ben.
fucking love this podcast
I got caught by the IRS, not a good feeling.
Canada has McCafe right now and their muffins are great. Coffee is okay, depends on the bean deal they have
Chocolate Ben
I’ve had the lemonade multiple times
I didn’t feel anything because I was driving Uber for 12-14 hours a day when I was drinking it regularly
Main thing is Uber doesn’t pay enough
And that lemonade keeps you going and going and going
another banger
ESTONIA MENTIONED WTF
Controversial probably - think about what you're putting in your body. Charge lemonade ingredients = ???. Ok. DYOR.
Apple cider donuts are not just an “east coast thing,” Email 🙄
Love Ben always complaining about how much money he missed out and how he only made a couple grand
Umm I literally live in Fleming island FL wtf
McDonald’s coffee ☕️ is my favorite coffee in the whole world 🌎
Dudes rock
W thumbnail
I love ❤️ Ben and email
Never do that disgusting thing from the beginning again. Ben on the right? Emil on the left? Who do you think you are
Emil and Ben? No that sounds weird. Theres no hierarchy here but DISGUSTING
love you boys
You guys thought you could switch seats, huh?
YEAST Y E A S T DONUTS !!!!!!!
Yeast donut
Hunter seems like he'd be fun to party with until he got too drunk or too high on coke and then you pawn him off on someone else and go home
Won’t stand for the Panera slander
they're murderers
hell yeah
nice
hi
Adult entertainment could also be sex toys/paraphernalia
LETS GO
shouldn’t have changed the thumbnail🥺
zen-DIE-ya made me cringe
ben is old
Thumbnail change merry Christmas Ben