I was Ethan's Uber driver on Monday. To his credit, he did not get any puke in the car as he projectile vomited out the door like a fire hose. He did, however, fart so consistently and so heinously that I nearly puked myself. Worse enough, he wouldn't let me roll down my windows because he claimed it was too cold. It was 91 degrees out. Then, while he did tip me a large amount, it was all in Denny's gift cards. I guess they have a discount if you buy $100+ worth of gift cards during the holidays and he told me he bought over $10k worth. He had them in a money clip, but took some out and was fanning himself with Denny's gift cards the rest of the way home after he puked. Really nice fare besides the fart thing and the windows.
Bc no Ian today too. The show can run without one of the two but not without both- seems like Ian has been out a lot recently, along with sam. I hope everything is alright in his personal life
THIS episode itself showed everyone that DAN IS THE GLUE OF THE SHOW, i’m sorry i love the whole crew and ethan but DAN?! WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT DAN
He did kind of get pissed after realizing he messed up his answers. I mean it wasn't the crew's fault they couldn't keep track of his answers, it was incoherent.
It’s been confirmed Jennette McCurdy was offered a 300,000 NDA to never talk about her Nickelodeon experience. She didn’t take it, makes me wonder how much they offered Amanda Bynes Etc, Any stars who aren’t talking about this probably took the deal.
As a girl gamer I NEVER disclose my gender or use voice chat for this exact reason. It's really sad. They treat you with a lot more respect if they assume you're a guy.
One time I was on voice chat with a girl but I thought it was a little boy so I was talking to them like a young boy and I was so embarrassed at the end when I finally realized 😭
yuppp ive basically only played league for the majority of my time gaming since theres no voice comms and its easier to just mute text chat without losing as much info
the picture of boogie interviewing dan schneider was funny enough on its own but zack losing it is the icing on the cake 😭 and AB’s “the empty seat is for EDP”
When Dan got upset and gave up at the end, it was like when the cool manager finally goes off at work and you remember it’s actually work and you messed up 🤣😩😭 Dannn they tried 😩
Watching the chat turn on Dan for thinking he told Olivia to stop talking to being cool with him again was so funny, the comments went from "Dan is so rude!" To "Dan is so nice" so quickly 😂😂
Dan just looking over at Ethan in disbelief as the crew said AGAIN that his guess was correct when it wasn’t was so funny lol “alright thanks so much everybody that was great” lmfao
Dans usually the parent watching the kids play and today he decided to join the kids for the memories and ended up telling them to shut up 😂😂😂 very mom coded. But DAN IS THE QUEEN HE CAN DO NO WRONG😍
I would have loved if Lena took lead in the discussion/summary of the doc. Seems like she has the most understanding and really paid attention to the details that others missed
Everything falls apart without Dan and that's kinda frustrating but it's understandable when there's so many people there that they all kinda trip over each other. They need to elect like who's the fill-in when Dan's doing other things.
I was getting pissed off too lol, love them all tho, my anxiety just manifests into frustration real quick and it seemed like that's what might have happened
i appreciate the Dan Schneider talk not being done via powerpoint. it’s a serious topic and i’m glad they got to have an open discussion for a good chunk of time
@@crybaby0999A lot of stuff has been made into PowerPoints thru Olivia and yeah… not crazy to think that was a possibility but also not crazy to think it wouldn’t be🤷🏻♀️
The way Ethan types prompts into AI generators is exactly like my 62 y/o boomer parents: “Dear Google, If it wouldn’t be too much of a bother, could you show me movie times for Dune 2?”
@@brittnay279 I had seriously prepared myself to hear Drake talk but listening to his dad and seeing how much it weighs on him to this day absolutely devastated me. Getting insight into how predators groom parents or destroy the kid’s trust in their parent(s) if that doesn’t work is so sickening. And knowing Drake almost definitely wasn’t his first and probably wasn’t his last victim is so upsetting. I’ve seen that video of him with Leo before and it makes me nauseous every time. I can’t even describe the anger and despair I felt finding out he got hired onto the Suite Life production. And hearing about his obsession with John Wayne Gacy made my heart drop. I truly don’t think a person like that can ever be rehabilitated and absolutely not in 16 months and with seemingly no consequences to his career immediately after his release??? Kids have been exploited and abused in Hollywood for well over a century, the culture is corrupted to the root. I don’t know if it can ever be fixed. At least there were a few alert and observant parents in the doc, but that still wasn’t enough to protect the kids. I hope anybody considering letting their kids do anything in the entertainment industry watch that doc and take every single measure possible to protect their kids or even decide against it entirely. Even if the SA wasn’t such a big part of it the culture and treatment is still horrible so often.
Shucks here goes. It has been 40 years and I am still not normal. I spent over a decade in therapy and been 5150 several times. I cry every dam day and the only relationship I can maintain is with my support puppy (she is getting old, god help me when she passes). 16 years is not justice. I was not able to get any justice at all. I don't go outside often. I literally am scared every time I need to leave the house. I can't hold a job anymore because CPTSD rears its head even if someone just walks behind me. I will be messed up until the day I die. I have done everything that I can to try to make sure that death is not of my own hand. 16 years is not enough prison time compared to how long victims have to live with the results of some sicko trying to get a nut. Why do I feel the shame and guilt? What did I do wrong? I'm lucky though. My big brother has spent hundreds of thousands to make sure I got everything he could do to keep me alive. I'm almost 50 and I am still not ok. Maybe I'm just a weak person but I think 16 years is a dam joke. Please don't send hate my way I just NEEDED to share.
You are valid, thanks for trusting us with your story. 💜 It’s a lifelong wound but your new self is just as beautiful and good and valid as the you before. What happened was never your fault, I’m so glad your brother has been by your side. Peace and love. ☮️💕
How long victims have to live with the results of some sicko trying to get a nut~ I feel like that a lot, for victims, sex sometimes just feels like the root of evil
I'm glad they specified more people were talking, because hearing only Olivia's voice followed by a stern "Stop talking" gave me such horrible second social anxiety.
Amanda Bynes will be discredited because of all the weird stuff she said in the past and because of he mental health diagnoses but Ariana Grande wouldn't. The internet would break if she sat down and spoke about it.
Speaking of inadequate punishment: there was a dude who got sentenced to 6 years for molesting 57(!) children. He was in the news today, because after his release he went to Germany and did the same thing... they gave him 9 years. This wasn't some fancy executive either, or anyone with power, but just a simple swimming teacher.
The image of Ethan getting too drunk and puking out of an uber on the side of a major LA highway is hilarious... Ethan is one of those people who turns into a silly uncontrollable goose when he gets drunk😂
I did that before (not in an uber omg my sober friend was driving) but it was out the window as the car was moving and it slid along the side of the car 😭😭😭 I only had like frozen berry cocktails so it was pink / red and looked like human tissue. My darkest time.
@@RealElongatedMuskrat Don't feel too bad... I've puked out of a moving car too lmao. Same thing happened where it went all over the side of the car. Sometimes you party too hard🤷♂
@RealElongatedMuskrat Truly one of the worst ways for it to happen. You are not alone in your trauma.. I did the exact same thing in my friends car on the freeway. Then proceeded to drunkenly attempt to clean it off with the scarf I was wearing. Effectively spreading it around more and covering myself. 🤦♀️ Got home and immediately into the shower clothes and all. Forever haunted by that night.
@@whatintheworld7624 there's something about how cartoonishly it slides along that's so funny but harrowing at the same time 😂 bless you friend, I feel less alone lmao 💖
Imagine that infamous Boogie interview but it's just a segment on iCarly's webshow, not acknowledged at all, and followed up with "random dancing" or something
it’s actually insane when you check the registered offenders in your area & see exactly what they were sentenced. a lot of them don’t serve time & to top it off they live together in communities. check the registered in ur area !!!
I was trying to check my area yesterday and found out my country doesn't make the sex offenders register public?! The fuck is the point of having one then?!?! It made me so mad 😡
Honestly Ethan trying to guess which soda each one is without knowing his options and them ALL being different varieties of Coke and Pepsi is crazy hard. When I saw which sodas they chose I was like wtf how?? 🤣
It’s not that crazy that Ethan gets drunk quickly on the drinking eps because he’s on anti depressants!! Idk why no one mentioned this but they’re saying his weight loss is why he’s a “lightweight” but when I was on lexapro and Wellbutrin one drink made me feel like I had 3! It makes alcohol hit you way faster
i was thinking that too!! kinda actually made me think about myself bc i’ve been on lexapro for a month now and im scared to pick up a drink for the same reason haha 🥲😂
@@spookeymo Agreed. It makes me so angry. This shit has been happening over and over again nonstop since the inception of the industry. The culture is vile and cruel and exploitative to the root. Idk if any amount of legislation or oversight could ever protect kids in entertainment with how corrupt it is. Even shit that should be easy to track like the Coogan account stuff doesn’t seem to get all that much oversight considering how Jennette’s mom was able to just Not set one up for her. It’s insane how easy it was for Dan to just break the child labor laws and keep kids on set forever and cut into their already short school time. Even the few diligent parents in the doc weren’t able to protect their kids or the other kids. People who push back “too much” are cut out. It’s sickening, it’s all so calculated and nefarious. And then there’s the psycho extreme “stage mom” type parents who will literally facilitate the abuse if they think it’ll bring them more money or bring their kid more “opportunities” or fame, and those kids can’t speak out until they’re old enough to see what is happening and by then it’s too late to protect them. I feel extra despair thinking about those kids, they don’t have any safe adults, nobody to turn to. I see those parents echoed in family channels and in the parents running accounts for their child influencers. Kids are so fucking vulnerable and we don’t do enough to keep them safe. Red states have even been loosening REGULAR child labor laws the last few years, to the point the federal DOL had to remind states that federal law applies if state law has less regulations bc it’s been getting so bad. I can’t stand it.
They for sure made Dan into a hater in this video because how do you have 3+ people keeping track of the score and none of them had a conclusive answer 🤣
I'm sorry but what truly are the crew members that were hired specifically for intensive research doing.. the last segment was brutal but mostly bc all of ethan's questions could have easily been answered if the crew did their due diligence. The series alone answered all his doubts but they obviously didn't watch all 4 episodes. The lack of info was way over the top it sucked. I think Dan may be noticing it too.
Been noticing this for a while. Very disappointing. Often, nobody can answer the basic questions Ethan asks. To me, it feels irresponsible to discuss these topics without adequate research.
@keenban you're spot on. Frankly, I know the sodie game was just a game but Dan's frustration is completely warranted. All he expects is for those who aren't doing much at the moment to simply tally and count, keep up with the game, stay engaged, etc. But to our point, where's the care factor? You don't have to be the producer of a show to care about your effort.
Does Olivia not watch the shows/movies before reviewing? I know nobody really does but at least they give a disclaimer. She sounds so confident when she’s so wrong about little details…pisses me off.
Loved the discussion about Nickelodeon. I wish Ethan would watch the docs before having huge discussions about the contents, but I know he's busy. Just a suggestion!
Forget influencer guests, let's get the crew's parents on. I wanna hear about real estate agent dad Zach, AB's Mom, Olivia's Dad, etc. (ofc only if they wanna put themselves out there haha)
Wish they would've had Alexa Nikolas on during the Dan Schneider, Nickelodeon segment. Power to Survivors. Eat Predators Edit: I saw the episode she was on. I just wished they had her on since she was in chat answering some of Ethan's questions before the crew did.
As a survivor of child grooming, the whole story is sadly so common. The man who tried to groom me for R wording got away with everything bc SC and the cops didnt take it seriously enough to help me get justice
I know Dan can be sassy but also remember he had to babysit them while they drank on Monday too and then the sodie challenge probably sent him over the edge 😂
Character witnesses shouldn't even be allowed for child sexual abuse cases. Of course they weren't inappropriate around you, you are an ADULT. You think they're going to assault them in public? Same shit happens for convicted abusers who get released early for good behavior. There are no kids in prison so they literally have an incentive to "behave"
Honestly they needed to actually watch the full documentary of Quiet on Set and the Drake Bell's case of texting a minor. For them to say what happened to him made him talk to minors. The minor lied about the age and got blocked as soon as he found out her age. And plus you guys dont seem confident speaking the facts that you guys took from the documentary. Like an example, Olivia not being able to say who was with drake in the courtroom against Brian Peck, she couldnt confidently say it was his mom and brother. He clearly says it in the documentary but yet she says maybe sister or brother but she just know ot was a siblings. But a great discovery was that Dan posted his interview on his channel, now that was a shocker.
It wasn't long ago that I saw a video from TheQuartering about Ethan Klein. Shortly afterwards I saw a video from “h3 Productions”, namely the “content court” for TheQuartering. Since then I've been a fan of what Ethan Klein and his staff do ❤️
Getting evicted from my apartment and so stressed but I’m so glad to have this podcast and for the family thank you guys for helping me laugh and feel some comfort during this horrible time
I'm so so sorry, that is horrific. I once had to leave a shared lease due to an unsafe situation and it was so stressful that I think I'm still recovering honestly, getting evicted sounds so so awful. We're sending lots of love and hugs ❤
@@RealElongatedMuskrat thanks for the support at least we can find comfort in the fact that none of us are alone we all fall on hard times and all struggle but we are fighters lol
Zach needs more recognition for his musical talent, it will be sad to see him go but I can't wait till someone hears him (like creed lol) and wants to take him on tour. Rock on zachy boy! 🎶
Zach has such a specific sense of humor. I hope this isn’t offensive but there are very rarely times where he says something that makes me laugh. But his choice of soundbites and timing with it is fucking hilarious
Dan yelling during the sodie challenge is giving "I'll turn this car around" vibes. 😂
@@xjoely you don’t clean your ears out? cause they clarified that it wasn’t towards Olivia and he apologized. You’re fucked up
I was looking for this… I got so serious!
Yes 100%😂
Dan sounded like Hasan yelling at Kaya for doing something she shouldn’t be doing
1:04:00 I got scared at the "Stop talking" 😶
I was Ethan's Uber driver on Monday. To his credit, he did not get any puke in the car as he projectile vomited out the door like a fire hose. He did, however, fart so consistently and so heinously that I nearly puked myself. Worse enough, he wouldn't let me roll down my windows because he claimed it was too cold. It was 91 degrees out. Then, while he did tip me a large amount, it was all in Denny's gift cards. I guess they have a discount if you buy $100+ worth of gift cards during the holidays and he told me he bought over $10k worth. He had them in a money clip, but took some out and was fanning himself with Denny's gift cards the rest of the way home after he puked.
Really nice fare besides the fart thing and the windows.
Why are we upvoting this 😭
Bro you are literally the strongest soldier lmaoo I don't know how you powered through it 🫡
Ethan did so good with the sodie challenge that no one even bothered to figure out a scoring system for Dan lmao
to be fair, Dan’s method was indecipherable 😂 I even tried to rewind and keep track of his scores, damn near impossible
@@CantTellYou lol i think he just wasn't as confident is all
Calling the full sugar cokes ‘full bodied’ like they’re a fine wine is everything
Or like they’re a full flavor cigarette 😂
Poor Dan trying to have fun and the whole show falls apart lmaooo this is why Dan is a hater
They make him that way.
Hahahhaha it’ll all makes sense now 🤣
@@rebexyythat is a horrible excuse to give anyone lol
@@Freetheebeeshuh???
Dan's not that bad.
the fact no one acknowledged “a second Pepsi has hit the tower” is criminal, that was HILARIOUS
"A second Pepsi hit the tower." 🤣🤣🤣
Came here to immediately comment this too🤣💀 57:37
lol ditto and ditto lol I laughed entirely too hard at that lol
lol 😂 😂
That was low key great 😂
He only got a half chuckle from one of the crew too. Think it flew right over Zach’s head lol
@@deang8910to be fair I think everything flies over Zach’s head lol. Which is why he’s a king at soundbites and that’s all we need
3:07:37 AB: “he’s the dirty Dom to Dan being David Dobrick”
Ethan: “thank you for putting it in terms I can understand”
Michael Scott vibes
It’s Britney Bitch! 😎
Honestly though... that helped me
Can you explain in UA-cam terms? 🤔
It's Durte Dom
I really believe if Dan ever quits the show will implode based on his momentary leaving his post to try to sodies 😂
Bc no Ian today too. The show can run without one of the two but not without both- seems like Ian has been out a lot recently, along with sam. I hope everything is alright in his personal life
@@user-xz9yg6nb2l Surely he’s just doing prep work for when Ethan’s on paternity leave and Ian & Dan’s Scooby Doo Show takes over
@@user-xz9yg6nb2lI think it is for the bachelor dates ?
@@user-xz9yg6nb2ltheyre doing the h3 bachelor
@@user-xz9yg6nb2lI think Iand and Sam are working on the Bach3lor episodes and this is why they are out so much. But I don’t know for sure, of course
THIS episode itself showed everyone that DAN IS THE GLUE OF THE SHOW, i’m sorry i love the whole crew and ethan but DAN?! WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT DAN
I’m a Dan Stan!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰
DAN IS A GOOD MAN
Dan is the queeeen
👸🏼👸🏼👸🏼
Literally that sodie clip should be submitted as supporting evidence for his next raise
All dan did was join the segment and the whole show couldn’t function lol. This is why we need dan he runs everything
Dan is the queen
dad*
He did kind of get pissed after realizing he messed up his answers. I mean it wasn't the crew's fault they couldn't keep track of his answers, it was incoherent.
DAN is annoying AF
@@vanelluspierrotthat portion of the show made it seem like AB has a learning disability
It’s been confirmed Jennette McCurdy was offered a 300,000 NDA to never talk about her Nickelodeon experience. She didn’t take it, makes me wonder how much they offered Amanda Bynes Etc, Any stars who aren’t talking about this probably took the deal.
NDAs don't really protect them from being exposed for abuse. It's kinda null at that point.
Amanda talked about it on Twitter years ago
Josh Peck probably got something too
Olivia’s dad is in Ethan’s 15%!
He takes that 5%
@@MysticHannahwho has the other 10????
Me@@emossard
“Why are u gae? Who is gae!?”
There’s no such thing as a percentage (without a 5% reference coming through strong)
As a girl gamer I NEVER disclose my gender or use voice chat for this exact reason. It's really sad. They treat you with a lot more respect if they assume you're a guy.
or every word spoken to you has to do with the fact that your a girl. and they laugh to each other like you cant hear lmao like hello
As a girl who only games alone if ever…I knew it was bad but oh my god! It’s actually way worse than I thought.
same as a gay guy who sounds obviously gay, whenever i use my mic there's like a 99% chance a teammate will lose their shit
One time I was on voice chat with a girl but I thought it was a little boy so I was talking to them like a young boy and I was so embarrassed at the end when I finally realized 😭
yuppp ive basically only played league for the majority of my time gaming since theres no voice comms and its easier to just mute text chat without losing as much info
Dan's Pepsi catastrophe of 2024
Add this to the reoccuring calendar events.
SODA!!!!!!
I rewatched and still don’t know how many he got 😂
Pepsi Gate
the Cola Calamity
the picture of boogie interviewing dan schneider was funny enough on its own but zack losing it is the icing on the cake 😭 and AB’s “the empty seat is for EDP”
Omg I literally just commented about his laugh it's taking me out 🤣
Cam fkn legendary
Was reading comments before that part and i thought boogie2988 interviewed dan schneider 😭😭
It is like the empty seat in the Last Supper painting.
I was promised a 99% guaranteed Bobby Lee appearance. He takes that one percent
literally when Dan said its 99% chance he's coming i knew something might go wrong lol
I had a feeling something would happen bobby has a track record of not showing he did that recently on howies podcast
“I’m Bobby Lee, of course I’m gunna schedule a podcast then blow it off”
Oh yikes I thought it was Friday 😢
Jeff is Friday 😊@@Adultishgambino42069
I know Ethan will never go on a hike with Philly D. But what he should do... is take hockey lessons from Olivia's dad for a show skit
I would love to see Ethan on ice skates
I wanna see Ethan fall over dressed as a hockey player, SO bad
If he's unwilling to walk, you think he'll be willing to fucking ice skate?
ethin klein: confirmed sodie king
Bow down to the master ❤
Lisan al Sodie’b
@@moyniham??? The translate button doesn’t translate 🤔
I never imagined I could be this entertained by a couple guys just quietly sipping out of straws but here we are
@@moyniham 😭😭😭😭
The 15% came out when Ethan was talking about Olivia’s dad
Its sad that the AI generated music is still better than bignik's music
he blames the devil 🤣
it had a bit of bignik vibes with the high notes
I think Bignik might be AI generated
It says a lot about our society😔
@@Archivist42 If that’s true, all of his fans (all of his fan?) will turn on him for being created by “the matrix”
When Dan got upset and gave up at the end, it was like when the cool manager finally goes off at work and you remember it’s actually work and you messed up 🤣😩😭 Dannn they tried 😩
Lmao that‘s so true
I never felt more stress than when Dan was doing the taste test 😂
Yeah bro needed to chill
If Brian is the dirty Dom to Dan's David Dobrick, then Josh Peck is the Josh Peck.
This comment is underrated
Dan getting overwhelmed during the sodie pop challenge was a vibe.
Ethan hating on Diet Pepsi when we all watched him guzzle down that KFC Beverage Bucket full of it
he was nursing that thing
@@skullpixiedustSuckling on it like a mother's bosom
Watching the chat turn on Dan for thinking he told Olivia to stop talking to being cool with him again was so funny, the comments went from "Dan is so rude!" To "Dan is so nice" so quickly 😂😂
Lmaoooo pretty much sums up the chat 😂
I was so taken aback when I thought he yelled at Olivia 🥲
Ah but it was so satisfying to think he told her to shush. 😆
@@rebexyy why are you here
It was wild! But Dan is the queen!!
Dan just looking over at Ethan in disbelief as the crew said AGAIN that his guess was correct when it wasn’t was so funny lol “alright thanks so much everybody that was great” lmfao
Dans usually the parent watching the kids play and today he decided to join the kids for the memories and ended up telling them to shut up 😂😂😂 very mom coded. But DAN IS THE QUEEN HE CAN DO NO WRONG😍
Literally SO mom coded. Dan is MOTHER
Oh my god, perfect analogy for the situation. I laughed so hard. The chaos was incredible! 😂😂
or! maybe he has anger issues, and his true colors are starting to show. Remember you thought Nickelodeon was cool when you were a kid too.
I would have loved if Lena took lead in the discussion/summary of the doc. Seems like she has the most understanding and really paid attention to the details that others missed
ethan being completely enamored by olivia’s dad is one of my favorite moments ever on the show
Ethan’s face after “Pepsis bullshit” hahahahha
KATHLEEN pls go on the pod!!! (I use ur zodiac colourpop pallet everyday ily)
KathleenLights x H3 podcast palette?! 💜
Timestamp?
Lights Lacquer and Teddy Fresh collab queen????
@@annatria2130 54:10
Everything falls apart without Dan and that's kinda frustrating but it's understandable when there's so many people there that they all kinda trip over each other. They need to elect like who's the fill-in when Dan's doing other things.
it’s usually AB but it was just a lot of miscommunication I feel
I think Love should take some initiative since he looks like he’s always just sitting back reading chat
@@angelo2751 he does timestamps during the show
AB IS SECOND IN COMMAND AND OLIVIA AND LOVE CANT STOP TRYING TO DO THE MOST BUT LOVE THEM ALL
@@caitlinpowell8855 mmm i feel like also ian does a lot
Who knew the sodie pop taste test would provide such an emotional rollercoaster
And Dan getting six right is generous but at one point he did have six right so I think it counts, Dan is the queen he can do no wrong.
Dan being pissed at the sodie results had me rolling
not gonna judge since i also lag a lot especially when nervous or under pressure, but i kinda understood dan’s annoyance at that moment lol
@@alexa982especially when they all started talking and saying different stuff, I would have so overwhelmed. I woulda snapped too honestly
Dan was already overwhelmed when he couldn't keep track of what he picked lol
I was getting pissed off too lol, love them all tho, my anxiety just manifests into frustration real quick and it seemed like that's what might have happened
@@annielanier5546 for sure, I also think that he felt that it was going for too long and tried to hurry up, which led to additional pressure
Dan’s sodie challenege was so aggravating to watch. Everyone writing down his answers wrong and then telling him he was correct when he was wrong. 😭
i appreciate the Dan Schneider talk not being done via powerpoint. it’s a serious topic and i’m glad they got to have an open discussion for a good chunk of time
I agree.
Lmfao would it have hurt your feelings to see it put into a comprehensive PowerPoint for people who aren’t up to date? you’re acting like a glass cup
Why would you assume it would be a power point? They talk about so much stuff without using power
@@Luxioy0no i just prefer the way their conversation flows when it’s an open discussion vs. slide by slide. no biggie haha
@@crybaby0999A lot of stuff has been made into PowerPoints thru Olivia and yeah… not crazy to think that was a possibility but also not crazy to think it wouldn’t be🤷🏻♀️
The way Ethan types prompts into AI generators is exactly like my 62 y/o boomer parents:
“Dear Google,
If it wouldn’t be too much of a bother, could you show me movie times for Dune 2?”
My heart hurts for those kids. So disgusting that so many adults seem to have known what was going on and no one protected them.
I just started watching and THERES an omen if I've ever seen one
I’m a third through the episode and decided to check the comments. I’m scared now!
Drake bells dads story made me cry so hard
@@brittnay279 I had seriously prepared myself to hear Drake talk but listening to his dad and seeing how much it weighs on him to this day absolutely devastated me.
Getting insight into how predators groom parents or destroy the kid’s trust in their parent(s) if that doesn’t work is so sickening.
And knowing Drake almost definitely wasn’t his first and probably wasn’t his last victim is so upsetting. I’ve seen that video of him with Leo before and it makes me nauseous every time. I can’t even describe the anger and despair I felt finding out he got hired onto the Suite Life production.
And hearing about his obsession with John Wayne Gacy made my heart drop. I truly don’t think a person like that can ever be rehabilitated and absolutely not in 16 months and with seemingly no consequences to his career immediately after his release???
Kids have been exploited and abused in Hollywood for well over a century, the culture is corrupted to the root. I don’t know if it can ever be fixed. At least there were a few alert and observant parents in the doc, but that still wasn’t enough to protect the kids. I hope anybody considering letting their kids do anything in the entertainment industry watch that doc and take every single measure possible to protect their kids or even decide against it entirely. Even if the SA wasn’t such a big part of it the culture and treatment is still horrible so often.
They were all in on it
You know Link is going to see that clip and be stoked he instinctually said "Link and Rhett"
Dan got 5 wrong FYI.
Lmao. I think it got moved and whoever was keeping score was looking at the wrong scoresheet
He got 4 wrong.
Yeah he even said regilar pepsi was cherry zero
Yeah he didn’t do well at all 😂
he went 4/8. He probably could have got more with more
patience though
As a kid who grew up on Nickelodeon finding out just how awful some of the experiences of the actors of my favourite shows as a kid is devastating
Everyone afraid of Dan during the soda competition
Dan: I can be your angel or your devil
Scary, intimidating… hot if i say so myself 💀🌚
@@Freetheebeeswrap it up damaged goods
Not that hot to me… really emotionally immature
@@mollyboris7210 agree, biggest turnoff ever is a dude who can’t handle their emotions
i was so frustrated by dan’s soda tasting results portion of the stream 💀 legit screaming at my tv NO THATS REGULAR PEPSI 🗣🗣🗣
Ethan during the sodi challenge "Dan is jealous of me" 👑
I missed going to Disney land because of his soda tantrum. Dan is the queen
Dan absolutely needed to tell everyone to stop talking 😂😂
They LIED about one fish
They LIED about two fish
They LIED about Red Fish
They LIED about Blue Fish
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-Jay Shetty
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Eel*
Who's "they"
@@GuyPerson-jt9tv thing number 1 and number 2
I was as frustrated as Dan during the sodie taste test. How could the crew get so mixed up for something so simple??
He changed his answers so many times lmao
Love was seemingly on track but AB got everybody confused lmao
Probably because Dan has anger issues and they were nervous and messed up
All the AI songs were giving Christian rock vibes
New Creed album sounds 🔥
I thought exactly that.
Omg thought the same thing!
I get Howie OCD ads on every H3 vid lately lol
lol me toooo
"That's for sure pepsi" while sipping cherry coke had me rolling!
Shucks here goes. It has been 40 years and I am still not normal. I spent over a decade in therapy and been 5150 several times. I cry every dam day and the only relationship I can maintain is with my support puppy (she is getting old, god help me when she passes). 16 years is not justice. I was not able to get any justice at all. I don't go outside often. I literally am scared every time I need to leave the house. I can't hold a job anymore because CPTSD rears its head even if someone just walks behind me. I will be messed up until the day I die. I have done everything that I can to try to make sure that death is not of my own hand. 16 years is not enough prison time compared to how long victims have to live with the results of some sicko trying to get a nut. Why do I feel the shame and guilt? What did I do wrong? I'm lucky though. My big brother has spent hundreds of thousands to make sure I got everything he could do to keep me alive. I'm almost 50 and I am still not ok. Maybe I'm just a weak person but I think 16 years is a dam joke. Please don't send hate my way I just NEEDED to share.
You are valid, thanks for trusting us with your story. 💜 It’s a lifelong wound but your new self is just as beautiful and good and valid as the you before. What happened was never your fault, I’m so glad your brother has been by your side. Peace and love. ☮️💕
sending peace and love
How long victims have to live with the results of some sicko trying to get a nut~ I feel like that a lot, for victims, sex sometimes just feels like the root of evil
16 MONTHS… less than a year and a half
You are brave and thank you for sharing your story. I’m sorry that you and anyone else has had to have this experience
I'm glad they specified more people were talking, because hearing only Olivia's voice followed by a stern "Stop talking" gave me such horrible second social anxiety.
i think AB and Lena have a crush on eachother 👉👈
……uhhh anyway
@@CherryAkumaI think it was sarcasm …
more like ab and olivia
@@elanorrigby4162I’ve been thinking this for a minute
@@elanorrigby4162 definitely not 😅
Amanda Bynes will be discredited because of all the weird stuff she said in the past and because of he mental health diagnoses but Ariana Grande wouldn't. The internet would break if she sat down and spoke about it.
Who is discrediting Amanda Bynes?
@@bryanbraun6419 Everyone. She hasn't been taken seriously since 2010.
I would believe her about things > Grande
Speaking of inadequate punishment: there was a dude who got sentenced to 6 years for molesting 57(!) children. He was in the news today, because after his release he went to Germany and did the same thing... they gave him 9 years.
This wasn't some fancy executive either, or anyone with power, but just a simple swimming teacher.
The image of Ethan getting too drunk and puking out of an uber on the side of a major LA highway is hilarious... Ethan is one of those people who turns into a silly uncontrollable goose when he gets drunk😂
I did that before (not in an uber omg my sober friend was driving) but it was out the window as the car was moving and it slid along the side of the car 😭😭😭 I only had like frozen berry cocktails so it was pink / red and looked like human tissue. My darkest time.
@@RealElongatedMuskrat Don't feel too bad... I've puked out of a moving car too lmao. Same thing happened where it went all over the side of the car. Sometimes you party too hard🤷♂
@RealElongatedMuskrat Truly one of the worst ways for it to happen. You are not alone in your trauma.. I did the exact same thing in my friends car on the freeway. Then proceeded to drunkenly attempt to clean it off with the scarf I was wearing. Effectively spreading it around more and covering myself. 🤦♀️ Got home and immediately into the shower clothes and all. Forever haunted by that night.
@@whatintheworld7624 there's something about how cartoonishly it slides along that's so funny but harrowing at the same time 😂 bless you friend, I feel less alone lmao 💖
@@ExOhKt NOT THE SCARF 💀 omg I can picture it so clearly, horrifying. Ah we live and we learn 😌🙏❤️
They said “BOOGIE HAD A ROLE IN ICARLY?!” & I genuinely thought they meant OUR boogie 😂💀
This was exactly my thoughts 😂😂
Jack Harlow: Our Boogie?
Imagine that infamous Boogie interview but it's just a segment on iCarly's webshow, not acknowledged at all, and followed up with "random dancing" or something
The Boogie we know?
our boogie 😭
the moment Dan said "stop talking" I knew the degenerate chat and subreddit will be making posts about nothing yet again
Dan got sodie pop stolen valor. Justice for Ethan, the ONE and TRUE sodie pop King.👑
Whatever Dan is being paid, he deserves a raise bc the show could not function lol
it’s actually insane when you check the registered offenders in your area & see exactly what they were sentenced. a lot of them don’t serve time & to top it off they live together in communities. check the registered in ur area !!!
I was trying to check my area yesterday and found out my country doesn't make the sex offenders register public?! The fuck is the point of having one then?!?! It made me so mad 😡
there are 6k registered in my county, and 6k registered in the next county over
Honestly Ethan trying to guess which soda each one is without knowing his options and them ALL being different varieties of Coke and Pepsi is crazy hard. When I saw which sodas they chose I was like wtf how?? 🤣
You _know_ he would've gotten that RC first try 🙏
Ethan looks really good in that shirt.
We need a counter for how many times I hear AB say “ mhmm”. It only stands out to me because I think of the Pearl sound bite every time 😂
Bobby Lee and Khalyla killed it this episode
They were 99% there!!!🎉🎉
Zach cackling at Cam’s meme has gotta be the best thing I’ve seen here in a while
It’s not that crazy that Ethan gets drunk quickly on the drinking eps because he’s on anti depressants!! Idk why no one mentioned this but they’re saying his weight loss is why he’s a “lightweight” but when I was on lexapro and Wellbutrin one drink made me feel like I had 3! It makes alcohol hit you way faster
he also never drinks so he has no tolerance
Yeah he had like 20 drinks in him functionally
i was thinking that too!! kinda actually made me think about myself bc i’ve been on lexapro for a month now and im scared to pick up a drink for the same reason haha 🥲😂
that’s uhhh definitely not true for everyone on antidepressants
He was also doing a ton of shots
If Martin comes back on, they need to do a blind taste test with him but with water
DAN got way more than 2 wrong, what are yall on about 😅😭
he also knew what flavors there were ethan went in blind 😅
Dan is a queen, he can't do nothing wrong! 😭
They should have dan do guess the potato chips
It's a revolving door of child predators between Nickelodeon and Disney. Horrible.
@@spookeymo Agreed. It makes me so angry.
This shit has been happening over and over again nonstop since the inception of the industry. The culture is vile and cruel and exploitative to the root. Idk if any amount of legislation or oversight could ever protect kids in entertainment with how corrupt it is.
Even shit that should be easy to track like the Coogan account stuff doesn’t seem to get all that much oversight considering how Jennette’s mom was able to just Not set one up for her.
It’s insane how easy it was for Dan to just break the child labor laws and keep kids on set forever and cut into their already short school time.
Even the few diligent parents in the doc weren’t able to protect their kids or the other kids. People who push back “too much” are cut out. It’s sickening, it’s all so calculated and nefarious.
And then there’s the psycho extreme “stage mom” type parents who will literally facilitate the abuse if they think it’ll bring them more money or bring their kid more “opportunities” or fame, and those kids can’t speak out until they’re old enough to see what is happening and by then it’s too late to protect them.
I feel extra despair thinking about those kids, they don’t have any safe adults, nobody to turn to. I see those parents echoed in family channels and in the parents running accounts for their child influencers.
Kids are so fucking vulnerable and we don’t do enough to keep them safe. Red states have even been loosening REGULAR child labor laws the last few years, to the point the federal DOL had to remind states that federal law applies if state law has less regulations bc it’s been getting so bad. I can’t stand it.
They for sure made Dan into a hater in this video because how do you have 3+ people keeping track of the score and none of them had a conclusive answer 🤣
I'm sorry but what truly are the crew members that were hired specifically for intensive research doing.. the last segment was brutal but mostly bc all of ethan's questions could have easily been answered if the crew did their due diligence. The series alone answered all his doubts but they obviously didn't watch all 4 episodes. The lack of info was way over the top it sucked. I think Dan may be noticing it too.
Been noticing this for a while. Very disappointing. Often, nobody can answer the basic questions Ethan asks. To me, it feels irresponsible to discuss these topics without adequate research.
@keenban you're spot on. Frankly, I know the sodie game was just a game but Dan's frustration is completely warranted. All he expects is for those who aren't doing much at the moment to simply tally and count, keep up with the game, stay engaged, etc. But to our point, where's the care factor? You don't have to be the producer of a show to care about your effort.
Does Olivia not watch the shows/movies before reviewing? I know nobody really does but at least they give a disclaimer. She sounds so confident when she’s so wrong about little details…pisses me off.
Literally
Love her, but it made me feel like she only skimmed it or watched certain clips
Loved the discussion about Nickelodeon. I wish Ethan would watch the docs before having huge discussions about the contents, but I know he's busy. Just a suggestion!
yes! there's so many questions and details that could've be cleared up to him, and everyone watching the pod!
To be fair, he pays his crew for the information. They could be better prepared for him
@@Knurek007 it was all over the place and lacked so many details that could have cleared things up.
Yeah I felt bad for Zach when people just started talking over his theme song. I’m glad they played it again
I blame AB, he just started asking everyone questions.
It’s just not that good. Sorry.
I can’t believe how well Ethan did at the soda challenge
Ethan doing a southern county voice for Maine and Vermont LMAO. Didn't know they spoke that way in the north east
Forget influencer guests, let's get the crew's parents on. I wanna hear about real estate agent dad Zach, AB's Mom, Olivia's Dad, etc. (ofc only if they wanna put themselves out there haha)
I loved the taste testing segment until the crew kept fucking up Dan's reveal, good god that was a huge test of patience.
Yes was such a vibe killer lol
Word.
that power ranger classic rock celibacy banger restored my hymen 👊💥💃🏻
Omg 😂😂😂😂
Same!
regrew my virginity girl 💅💖
I'm so fucking pumped to not have sex, HELL YEAH, let's GO! 🙏
Dan is the queen 👑 He’s the only one that can control this show 😭
"This is what Link and Rhett do right?" 1:00:33
Pretty much 😅
Zach's soda theme song was a hit, so talented. Gave me 70's prog rock vibes.
I can thank this channel for adding sodie pop to my vocabulary
Dan getting stressed from the pepsi segment is so funny lmao
Wish they would've had Alexa Nikolas on during the Dan Schneider, Nickelodeon segment. Power to Survivors. Eat Predators
Edit: I saw the episode she was on. I just wished they had her on since she was in chat answering some of Ethan's questions before the crew did.
Me too! She would make an amazing call-in segment for updates on info and protests in LA and streaming. ❤
They’ve had her on before it was a great interview :)
Yeah they've had her on before for the majority of the show, you should check it out. It was good
As a survivor of child grooming, the whole story is sadly so common. The man who tried to groom me for R wording got away with everything bc SC and the cops didnt take it seriously enough to help me get justice
Dan got so pissy towards the end of his sodie guessing 😅
cant say i blame him. the whole show fell apart the second he wasn’t at his computer. 😂 dan the haaattteerrrrr
@@cursedcreationsbygoosethe fact that no one could accurately note his choices is so telling.
@@risenjoker923big time
I know Dan can be sassy but also remember he had to babysit them while they drank on Monday too and then the sodie challenge probably sent him over the edge 😂
This is all assumptions, but the facts are that he did lash out unprofessionally
@@shootie5764 judging from ur other comments in the past you’re a certified fake fan. Be gone troll
Character witnesses shouldn't even be allowed for child sexual abuse cases. Of course they weren't inappropriate around you, you are an ADULT. You think they're going to assault them in public? Same shit happens for convicted abusers who get released early for good behavior. There are no kids in prison so they literally have an incentive to "behave"
Exactly 😭 wow they didn't sa you??? A grown thirty year old man who they had no power over???? Istg these people make me sick to my stomach
the crew arguing during dans sodie taste test had me so frustrated i felt so bad for dan and nobody listened to love
When clifford was suggested 😂😂😂 I was crying with laughter! I can’t remember what they were talking about to put a timestamp lol
1:13:33
Omg thank you 😂😂😂😂 god so fucking funny
Dan saying Emily Elizabeth is the dude with the big dog 💀
Honestly they needed to actually watch the full documentary of Quiet on Set and the Drake Bell's case of texting a minor. For them to say what happened to him made him talk to minors. The minor lied about the age and got blocked as soon as he found out her age. And plus you guys dont seem confident speaking the facts that you guys took from the documentary. Like an example, Olivia not being able to say who was with drake in the courtroom against Brian Peck, she couldnt confidently say it was his mom and brother. He clearly says it in the documentary but yet she says maybe sister or brother but she just know ot was a siblings.
But a great discovery was that Dan posted his interview on his channel, now that was a shocker.
It wasn't long ago that I saw a video from TheQuartering about Ethan Klein. Shortly afterwards I saw a video from “h3 Productions”, namely the “content court” for TheQuartering. Since then I've been a fan of what Ethan Klein and his staff do ❤️
Welcome to the family glad you stopped watching that guy lmao
Getting evicted from my apartment and so stressed but I’m so glad to have this podcast and for the family thank you guys for helping me laugh and feel some comfort during this horrible time
That sucks so bad 😕😕 wishing you all the best
I’m so sorry, i hope everything turns out okay 🙏🏻 🤍
I'm so so sorry, that is horrific. I once had to leave a shared lease due to an unsafe situation and it was so stressful that I think I'm still recovering honestly, getting evicted sounds so so awful. We're sending lots of love and hugs ❤
@@RealElongatedMuskrat thanks for the support at least we can find comfort in the fact that none of us are alone we all fall on hard times and all struggle but we are fighters lol
Zach needs more recognition for his musical talent, it will be sad to see him go but I can't wait till someone hears him (like creed lol) and wants to take him on tour. Rock on zachy boy! 🎶
Zach has such a specific sense of humor. I hope this isn’t offensive but there are very rarely times where he says something that makes me laugh. But his choice of soundbites and timing with it is fucking hilarious
Everyone talking over Zach's beautiful lyrics
Yeah, that was just very rude