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  • Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
  • Have you ever dared to google yourself? For my birthday I decided it would be a wonderful idea to see what the internet really thinks of me!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 42 тис.

  • @failgamergirl642
    @failgamergirl642 6 років тому +5184

    Mark: *types x*
    Everyone: *sweats*

  • @superepicguy
    @superepicguy 7 років тому +8417

    "Markiplier is awful"
    Mark: *subscribes*

    • @superepicguy
      @superepicguy 7 років тому +58

      Devon Bromwell Hopefully this is a joke comment, otherwise I feel bad for the people who have to deal with your blatant idiocy.

    • @extrathicc3915
      @extrathicc3915 7 років тому +15

      stop with the spam

    • @MrBulldozer1000
      @MrBulldozer1000 7 років тому +6

      +Ruben Rojas Wha- What is that picture, its worrying.

    • @superepicguy
      @superepicguy 7 років тому +14

      Lithric Nostrimont You have a problem with Undertale? Do ya bud?

    • @eevaann7606
      @eevaann7606 7 років тому +8

      i only have a problem with undertales fanbase

  • @veenus_exe
    @veenus_exe 7 років тому +4225

    Mark: "I don't know what lemon means... But I'm just gonna back off"
    Me: good choice mark

  • @TapOut1191
    @TapOut1191 4 роки тому +2273

    The high pitch voice guy is most definitely Ethan

  • @aspenatlas1559
    @aspenatlas1559 6 років тому +2260

    "I don't know what lemon means..."
    *oh you sweet summer child*

    • @ilyshawty3039
      @ilyshawty3039 6 років тому +74

      Human of planet earth, do not look it up, save your innocent mind
      DON'T READ IT, TRUST ME ON THAT ONE...

    • @OddballKitten
      @OddballKitten 6 років тому +16

      But... what does it mean? I'm curious.

    • @artsyika
      @artsyika 6 років тому +4

      What does it mean?

    • @ashiri5
      @ashiri5 6 років тому +38

      @@artsyika fanfic sex

    • @kiyahlee4295
      @kiyahlee4295 6 років тому +36

      Chibi Chan AAAAH MY INNOCENT MINDDDDD
      “Not that innocent” mind...
      Okay... I never had an innocent mind

  • @itsmexxie2
    @itsmexxie2 5 років тому +3958

    2:20: "He doesn't care about his followers."
    2019 Markiplier: *I got my wisdom teeth removed.*

    • @someonerandom7315
      @someonerandom7315 5 років тому +120

      "Ess BRIIIIIIIIGHT" - Markiplier 2019

    • @Zeratul795
      @Zeratul795 5 років тому +141

      High Mark is the sweetest man there is

    • @kycic9449
      @kycic9449 5 років тому +9

      Oh
      Roasted...

    • @robloxmyths4451
      @robloxmyths4451 5 років тому +32

      @@Zeratul795 so true! He is so sweet!

    • @rixinrazor205
      @rixinrazor205 5 років тому +37

      "Stephany?.." markiplier 2019
      god i love dis boy

  • @gracyn5922
    @gracyn5922 5 років тому +2344

    Mark: *types x*
    Me: *screeches in corner with cross* NOOOOOOOOOO

    • @briannas177
      @briannas177 4 роки тому +31

      Lmaoooo I'm so happy I'm reading this at 12:52 am 🤣🤣

    • @Lunaontheinternet
      @Lunaontheinternet 4 роки тому +12

      SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @sarahthemagicsquid1605
      @sarahthemagicsquid1605 4 роки тому +23

      THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

    • @joannadzenowski6214
      @joannadzenowski6214 4 роки тому +22

      I. FrEaKeD. Out. When he put the "x" then instantly relaxed when he said he was gonna skip it. *wipes brow*

    • @zizthefirst
      @zizthefirst 4 роки тому +33

      “I don’t know what lemon means”
      *GOOD.*

  • @kuikos2606
    @kuikos2606 4 роки тому +1129

    “Markiplier is short”
    Modern mark: oh really?
    Fan: your so short!
    Old mark: yeah I know!
    Modern mark: *giggles*

    • @noxnox-e9s
      @noxnox-e9s 3 роки тому +5

      It’s funnier for me cause im shorter than him lol

    • @fantixsocool
      @fantixsocool 3 роки тому +1

      squid game number of likes 456

    • @TheCelestialChaosShow
      @TheCelestialChaosShow 3 роки тому +1

      I'm taller than him and I'm not even half his age-

    • @noxnox-e9s
      @noxnox-e9s 2 роки тому +1

      @@TheCelestialChaosShow wish i was taller 😭

    • @TheCelestialChaosShow
      @TheCelestialChaosShow 2 роки тому +1

      @@noxnox-e9s Don't worry. Just try to live through these trying times TvT

  • @kittennature
    @kittennature 6 років тому +1445

    12:14
    *"I dont know what lemon means, but I'm- I'm gonna back off on that one."*
    o h t h a n k g o d

  • @meimei
    @meimei 7 років тому +2952

    Mark: "I don't know what a lemon is-"
    Me: "oh dear everyone, hide the evidence! He must not know!"

  • @sarahduggar2128
    @sarahduggar2128 7 років тому +3141

    Mark: I don't know what lemon means, but I'm gonna back off
    Smart man, smart

  • @durableonion812
    @durableonion812 3 роки тому +196

    “You make bad videos too and nobody say nothing”
    -most supportive mom

  • @mogy6492
    @mogy6492 6 років тому +2607

    I think it’s hilarious that Mark is subscribing to his haters

    • @askewtale7930
      @askewtale7930 6 років тому +88

      Maryann he only subscribes to his haters but not his fans
      Edit-lets all become haters to get subscribed

    • @mogy6492
      @mogy6492 6 років тому +38

      True Blue you know there’s really not a easy way to subscribe to 20 million people. And this is a video, and what he was doing he found a haters UA-cam channel and decided to subscribe to it for laughs

    • @spencerm.8870
      @spencerm.8870 6 років тому +3

      Maryann yep

    • @mogy6492
      @mogy6492 6 років тому +15

      You know someone’s a good person when they don’t bash people who bash them.

    • @LemonRaptorOfficial
      @LemonRaptorOfficial 6 років тому +3

      Maryann I should start making hate videos so he’d sub to me 😂😂

  • @СергийТихомиров-в4н
    @СергийТихомиров-в4н 4 роки тому +810

    Some chanel's name: "Markiplier is awful"
    Markiplier: "Subscribe!"
    I laughed so hard. >_

  • @vuduygiang6276
    @vuduygiang6276 6 років тому +774

    *_”Idk what that means but, Imma just back off..”_*
    *_Me: Good job child, You have been raised well._*

  • @thebrokencr0wn
    @thebrokencr0wn 2 роки тому +252

    Markiplier:
    Half Korean
    Half German
    Born in Hawaii
    Has the best American accent

    • @sabsterYT
      @sabsterYT 2 роки тому +16

      multi-continental guy

    • @chickennuggiez1397
      @chickennuggiez1397 Рік тому +6

      WHERE IN THE WORLD IS MARKIPLIER?

    • @mugguy-5478
      @mugguy-5478 Рік тому +6

      @@chickennuggiez1397 everywhere
      EVERYTHING IS MARKIPLIER

    • @Vicioussnakeboy
      @Vicioussnakeboy Рік тому +1

      ​@@mugguy-5478am i markiplier
      _oh shit_

    • @mugguy-5478
      @mugguy-5478 Рік тому +1

      @@Vicioussnakeboy Yes...
      EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IS MARKIPLIER

  • @spond183
    @spond183 4 роки тому +5667

    Imagine being someone who ACTUALLY hates Mark with every bone in your body so you post a video about it...
    And a little while later you get a notification saying Markiplier is following you

    • @Olkin_
      @Olkin_ 4 роки тому +96

      You know that channel is satire, right?

    • @spiritnxmad
      @spiritnxmad 4 роки тому +229

      @@Olkin_ It's.... a Joke

    • @Olkin_
      @Olkin_ 4 роки тому +56

      @@spiritnxmad ...oh...F

    • @Arkhalizard
      @Arkhalizard 4 роки тому +69

      I’m curious. Do you actually get notified about which account followed you?

    • @muguiwaranoboy2542
      @muguiwaranoboy2542 4 роки тому +27

      @@Arkhalizard yep

  • @Whiteshirt572
    @Whiteshirt572 5 років тому +1620

    “I DONT KNOW WHAT *LEMON* MEANS BUT BUT IM GONNA BACK OFF ON THAT ONE.”
    Got me 😂

  • @nerdygal6133
    @nerdygal6133 6 років тому +658

    “I don’t know what lemon means”
    and I love you for you’re innocence

    • @PhiTheSimp
      @PhiTheSimp 5 років тому +6

      Warriorcat Enthusiast “innocence”🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @luwakdoesart1244
      @luwakdoesart1244 5 років тому +6

      what does lemon mean
      ;--;

    • @x0x_itsbeanie
      @x0x_itsbeanie 5 років тому +21

      As a fanfic reader, I’m glad he didn’t click on that XD

    • @FullmetalDabi
      @FullmetalDabi 5 років тому +3

      One of the many reasons we love you Mark

    • @noble501st4
      @noble501st4 5 років тому +4

      @@x0x_itsbeanie ain't that the truth

  • @witheredbonnie3913
    @witheredbonnie3913 4 роки тому +96

    "Markriplier is awful"
    Mark: I am going to subscribe to this channel it’s quality content

  • @neelurawat2928
    @neelurawat2928 5 років тому +440

    Mark: "I don't know what lemon means..."
    Me: "Believe me, you don't want to..."
    *Gets a flashback of the dream/ nightmare I had after reading it...*

    • @julias.6653
      @julias.6653 5 років тому +17

      Same tho! I freaked out for a solid ten seconds, muttering “nonononononon-besmartdont’tclickit-nonono”

    • @rebelgamer282
      @rebelgamer282 4 роки тому +7

      My first reading of a lemon, i got a nose bleed and got extremely concerned

    • @larniieplayz6285
      @larniieplayz6285 4 роки тому +3

      rebel gamer oh dear

  • @iindigoFern
    @iindigoFern 4 роки тому +396

    “I don’t know what lemon is, but I’m going to back off”
    *crisis averted*

  • @theanimeditor6400
    @theanimeditor6400 5 років тому +549

    That Hater : I got a new mic from my mommy.
    Me: LOL

    • @bassam5666
      @bassam5666 4 роки тому +6

      Sorry I can’t like you have 69 likes

    • @theanimeditor6400
      @theanimeditor6400 4 роки тому +7

      @@bassam5666 then who made it 70 a hour later

    • @totallyoriginalusername1791
      @totallyoriginalusername1791 4 роки тому +3

      @@bassam5666 I liked.
      One more and we'll reach 70 likes
      DO IT PEOPLE

    • @ILikeBirds
      @ILikeBirds 4 роки тому +1

      @@totallyoriginalusername1791 uhh it was supposed to stay at 69

    • @teabird7262
      @teabird7262 4 роки тому +1

      Pretty sure it was satire

  • @-gacha_brook-
    @-gacha_brook- 4 роки тому +58

    5:30 ok is nobody gonna talk about how markiplier is wearing the same shirt as the one in the video?

  • @mossdawolf501
    @mossdawolf501 6 років тому +823

    "I don't know what lemon means, but im just gonna back off." IMAGINE WHAT HE WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF HIS FANS IF HE CLICKED ON IT OMG

    • @Stef_mouz
      @Stef_mouz 5 років тому +10

      😂

    • @Sleepy_Sunshine
      @Sleepy_Sunshine 5 років тому +43

      he would have seen us for the naughty creatures we are

    • @kookiebts1963
      @kookiebts1963 5 років тому +7

      I ꧁༺ XxTheowlsmartsxX ༻꧂ I you don’t wanna know

    • @WitheredBonBonBon
      @WitheredBonBonBon 5 років тому +4

      He would go hulk mode
      Poor mark

    • @TheFunFeet0
      @TheFunFeet0 5 років тому +11

      Alpine I was disturbed when that came up I was like “AAAAA NO BEGONE”. The. He deleted it and I was fine. (Yes I’m a girl NOT a fan girl

  • @markiplier
    @markiplier  7 років тому +5638

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN!! Still not 100% sure this was the best birthday present but HERE WE GO!!

    • @bakedbeans4986
      @bakedbeans4986 7 років тому +66

      Markiplier shit you found the x reader lemon/smut
      RUN!!!!!!

    • @SovietRussia777
      @SovietRussia777 7 років тому +31

      Markiplier I legit almost thought this was spam haha

    • @velachitorz
      @velachitorz 7 років тому +19

      happy birthday mark :D I hope I get to meet u in the future. and enjoy ur day!

    • @lisainferno4026
      @lisainferno4026 7 років тому +8

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARK!!! Wish u well!

    • @nyxprimors
      @nyxprimors 7 років тому +2

      Markiplier 5 MORE YEARS

  • @scratchedcds
    @scratchedcds 6 років тому +627

    “I google myself to see what the internet has to say about my everyday *lives* “
    _w h a t d o e s t h i s m e a n M a r k ? ? ?_

    • @memesshouldstayasdreams9483
      @memesshouldstayasdreams9483 6 років тому +8

      Markiplier is 15 beings of which 1 is video mark another is outside mark and one other one is GOD MARK, the being so powerful that it can stop video mark from entering our (The fandoms) territory.

    • @scratchedcds
      @scratchedcds 6 років тому +5

      @memes should stay as dreams *how long did this take you to think of this?*

    • @ACrossTheKnight
      @ACrossTheKnight 5 років тому +5

      Mark has backup clones

    • @pandatobi5897
      @pandatobi5897 5 років тому +2

      @@scratchedcds wilford warfstache, darkiplier and markiplier

    • @wallis.
      @wallis. 5 років тому +4

      *Matpat intensifies*

  • @rorirose20
    @rorirose20 4 роки тому +126

    when he typed in “x” i think he realized he just hella exposed a hefty portion of the fanbase lmaooo 😂

  • @agoblintrippingonhorrordus145
    @agoblintrippingonhorrordus145 5 років тому +491

    I love how cool Mark is about being shit-talked online, he just laughs and nullifies your will to hate him 😂

    • @_R0N1N
      @_R0N1N 5 років тому +2

      I like how you used the word nullify haha made this comment funnier :)

    • @SpikeyBagel
      @SpikeyBagel 5 років тому +2

      Alyssa Grace nullifies? More like obliterates

  • @aperson6481
    @aperson6481 6 років тому +409

    "Ethan, you cunk. I'm comin'..." -Markiplier (Out of context), 2017

    • @izzzy1977
      @izzzy1977 6 років тому

      Timestamp 6:35

    • @glorymain_01
      @glorymain_01 6 років тому +1

      My name is Et*** (guess the rest of the letters)

    • @humanman2358
      @humanman2358 6 років тому

      Hey that's the Tor Browser logo!

    • @CooL_Dino13
      @CooL_Dino13 6 років тому

      6:35

  • @MikeG-bc1be
    @MikeG-bc1be 5 років тому +439

    12:07
    Mark: *Types X*
    Me: (O-O') Shitshitshitshitshitshit...

    • @BlueCottonSoda
      @BlueCottonSoda 5 років тому +13

      That was me reaction too XD

    • @moomoostardust1837
      @moomoostardust1837 5 років тому +8

      HES GONNA FIND PUT RUN

    • @disquietudedevotion7827
      @disquietudedevotion7827 5 років тому +7

      This is exactly why I'm scared to watch this asdfghjkl I've put this off for so long

    • @captainglitch6450
      @captainglitch6450 5 років тому +3

      _ Galaxy _ OMG BRUH! //// 😂😂😂

    • @smallballadeer
      @smallballadeer 5 років тому +5

      When I saw lemon, the only thing I was thinking was don’tclickonitdontclickonitdontclickonitdontclickonit

  • @wilford_warfstache3468
    @wilford_warfstache3468 4 роки тому +59

    “Try not to cry Markiplier edition.”
    Me who has seen that video: *crying*

  • @imtrash_1734
    @imtrash_1734 5 років тому +500

    Markiplier: I don’t know what lemon means.
    Me who knows what it means: well stay away from that

  • @yamenqasem441
    @yamenqasem441 7 років тому +241

    someone random: "you're so short"
    Markiplier: (no shit tell me something ik but I am going to act funny) "I knooooww"

  • @Corviidei
    @Corviidei 7 років тому +430

    Markiplier: I don't know what lemon means but I'm gonna- I'm gonna back off from that one...
    Me: Wise choice

    • @rolanfitzgerald2580
      @rolanfitzgerald2580 7 років тому +8

      Lizzy Macaroon THE INNOCENCE

    • @Corviidei
      @Corviidei 7 років тому +8

      +Lizzy Macaroon um, when a person loves an OTP very much they uh, write sinful stuff about it.

    • @adamblake7189
      @adamblake7189 7 років тому +1

      Lima Bean agreed

    • @Corviidei
      @Corviidei 7 років тому +3

      holy crap THEY POST JUNK ON WATTPAD ABOUT TWO CHARACTERS HAVING SEX

    • @Corviidei
      @Corviidei 7 років тому +3

      DO YOU GET IT NOW LIZZY? DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS NOW??

  • @moo7035
    @moo7035 3 роки тому +18

    2:43 IM CRYING AT THE OTHER TAB THEY HAVE OPEN

  • @voidexius5389
    @voidexius5389 4 роки тому +853

    This is like years late but I just want to say, I wasn’t paying attention and when I heard him say “I don’t know what lemon means” I choked on my ramen

    • @Hoshiinator
      @Hoshiinator 4 роки тому +7

      @@Jay-gt5pt I don't get xd

    • @sarahthemagicsquid1605
      @sarahthemagicsquid1605 4 роки тому +14

      C a l l i o p e you don’t want to...I promise you -it means porn-

    • @undertalesans9988
      @undertalesans9988 4 роки тому +12

      mmmm......poor poor markimoo when he finds out the hard way

    • @damsie64
      @damsie64 4 роки тому +9

      What does it mean? 🤔😇🙂

    • @foliumviride2547
      @foliumviride2547 4 роки тому +10

      I don't know what lemon means but thanks to the comment section, I'm learning...

  • @KennyNyx
    @KennyNyx 7 років тому +404

    Mark the reason the fan video hasnt come out yet is more personal, james the guy running markiplier FAM has been having tough times in life and hes gone off the grid for youtube and things for a while to take care of himself and family. Just thought you should know, he was really dedicated to this but life got in the way, itd be nice to send him a confidence boost if you happen to somehow see this, i think it would make his day.

    • @So_Appalled
      @So_Appalled 7 років тому +4

      wrong

    • @spartanok7704
      @spartanok7704 7 років тому +2

      I am sorry

    • @dominicwarner4099
      @dominicwarner4099 7 років тому +1

      If you can tell him or her (im not here to judge) that I'm sorry to hear that.

    • @blackcherry6050
      @blackcherry6050 7 років тому

      Kristy C ya it's my first video of him and i like it more then podypy but pewdepie is good

    • @KennyNyx
      @KennyNyx 7 років тому

      Keegan Moore believe what you want, I'm just repeating what I've seen on Twitter.

  • @flashbackfrank8781
    @flashbackfrank8781 4 роки тому +2491

    "Markiplier is short...OH AM I?"
    *immediately after*
    People: "You're so short!"
    Mark:"I KNOW! :D"

  • @kadencecrew5831
    @kadencecrew5831 4 роки тому +44

    Random kid: “YOUR SO SHORT”
    Mark: “I know”

  • @joannadzenowski6214
    @joannadzenowski6214 4 роки тому +662

    Mark: markiplier fanart,that's so nice!
    Me:... he apparently hasn't gone into the dark side of fanart

  • @aphnolia
    @aphnolia 5 років тому +1649

    mark: im 5'10
    me, being 5'1 and knowing he towers over me: hehehe shorty

    • @cooljackster7390
      @cooljackster7390 5 років тому +21

      panda bear think about it, Wade and Bob are taller than him

    • @nothingfordarkness
      @nothingfordarkness 5 років тому +20

      he thinks he’s short i’m like 5’3 or 5’4

    • @zachglossip3127
      @zachglossip3127 5 років тому +11

      I’m 5’2 and I’m barely a teenager

    • @itsjustmemayo
      @itsjustmemayo 5 років тому +6

      I’m 5’0 ft and I’m 11 :/

    • @lezgetit7307
      @lezgetit7307 5 років тому +8

      I'm 4'11 to begin with 💀💀💀

  • @MrGlitchHead
    @MrGlitchHead 7 років тому +616

    Mark: "I don't know what 'lemon' is..."
    Me, aloud: "No! No!"
    Mark: "I'm backing off of that..."
    Me: "Phew!"

    • @dawnforest1506
      @dawnforest1506 7 років тому +29

      MrGlitchHead I was so scared one of my stories would pop up, not that I'm popular or anything, I'm just a shit writer and virgins can't write porn to save their lives.

    • @theantwon
      @theantwon 7 років тому

      Sameeeee

    • @xxtiredofrealityxx5147
      @xxtiredofrealityxx5147 7 років тому

      MrGlitchHead Ohh ok

    • @Kookie_978
      @Kookie_978 7 років тому +1

      I don't get it

    • @No__18
      @No__18 7 років тому +2

      MrGlitchHead Wut is lemon

  • @lucimorningstar812
    @lucimorningstar812 4 роки тому +23

    It's weird coming back to this video and hearing Mark talk about crying on the tour, because in the following February the same thing happened again at the show I went to and the other guys were all being super nice to Mark

  • @rosemilligan4256
    @rosemilligan4256 7 років тому +3225

    *Fans* You're so short! You're so short!
    *Mark* I KNOW!!!!

    • @shiraduke812
      @shiraduke812 7 років тому +41

      cutest smol man

    • @angelcorona4246
      @angelcorona4246 7 років тому +6

      R DIY LOLOLOLOL

    • @maurius1
      @maurius1 7 років тому +7

      Im the same hight and im 13!

    • @ZyxieRumor
      @ZyxieRumor 7 років тому +10

      Glad someone quoted my video. Just to be clear guys, I wasn't the one who was saying he is short. those were people around me. heh

    • @bytutie6361
      @bytutie6361 7 років тому +3

      I am 14 and a half and I am taller than Mark

  • @marlenejohnson1599
    @marlenejohnson1599 5 років тому +181

    Person: he's short, you're short
    Markiplier: I KNOW :'D

    • @kenz3866
      @kenz3866 5 років тому +2

      Also Markiplier: *cries inside*

  • @user-fj7ig2jq6q
    @user-fj7ig2jq6q 6 років тому +120

    “He’s purposefully trying to be funny” Congratulations you have defined the role of an entertainer.

  • @pbandj_thebunnies3115
    @pbandj_thebunnies3115 4 роки тому +46

    I love how mark is laughing at people hating on him. Like honestly Mark your videos make my day!!

  • @caitnicolec1069
    @caitnicolec1069 7 років тому +3754

    *Mark:* "I don't know what a lemon is-"
    *Me:* "you are an innocent smol bean..."

    • @Calytrah
      @Calytrah 7 років тому +83

      CaitieGreen seems like not everybody has dived into the more secluded parts of the online community :-/...
      but seriously, kinda relieved that he isn't aware of the written stuff 'yet'.

    • @JoyaLewisTheMusician
      @JoyaLewisTheMusician 7 років тому +1

      CaitieGreen true

    • @GameGuy667
      @GameGuy667 7 років тому +10

      He does know... He acts like he doesn't. -_-

    • @ruth1605
      @ruth1605 7 років тому +20

      WHAT DOES LEMON????????

    • @FaerieAmira
      @FaerieAmira 7 років тому +7

      What does it mean? O.o

  • @bababaaa7515
    @bababaaa7515 7 років тому +679

    Fans: You’re so short! XD
    Mark: I know! :D
    I choked on my water😂😂

    • @kevinnordin7477
      @kevinnordin7477 7 років тому +1

      Nadia Mesach you have exacly 100 likes!!!!!!:)

    • @MedMed-pf5mg
      @MedMed-pf5mg 7 років тому +1

      I'm drinking water too

    • @zar1090
      @zar1090 7 років тому +7

      You choked on your water? I swallowed 3 M&M's whole

    • @gtaplayer252
      @gtaplayer252 7 років тому

      Nadia Mesach u

    • @LifeofFlik
      @LifeofFlik 7 років тому

      Best part 😂👌

  • @zuzunight4915
    @zuzunight4915 5 років тому +146

    Random person: “you’re short”
    Mark: “I know” *with enthusiasm*
    I love these this is amazing

  • @The-Assassin-From-Hell
    @The-Assassin-From-Hell 4 роки тому +57

    Just came here to celebrate the life of Unus Annus,
    Thanks for the memories Mark.

    • @Wheatcamp
      @Wheatcamp 4 роки тому +2

      Memento Mori, Memento Vivere

  • @kirstenb3845
    @kirstenb3845 7 років тому +2397

    When he subscribed to the hate channel. 😂 I nearly spit out my water. That kid's reaction must've been amazing. (Even if it was a joke)

    • @waitdoineedahandle
      @waitdoineedahandle 7 років тому +6

      KirstenIsStrange ikr

    • @alistairr5823
      @alistairr5823 7 років тому +52

      The kids reaction (if he wasn't lying) would be "#$#@## markiplier #@:!:!$ subed!" Wich he would say in an angry voice

    • @Cinnamoroll-m7f
      @Cinnamoroll-m7f 7 років тому +54

      KirstenIsStrange ikr "what's the name of the Chinese guy with the red hair mom?" I died XDDD

    • @rang4889
      @rang4889 7 років тому +1

      It’s a joke

    • @SuperDiscoPanada
      @SuperDiscoPanada 7 років тому +10

      im actually best friends with the guy who made the channel. its a joke dude 😂😂

  • @RoseLuminescence
    @RoseLuminescence 7 років тому +466

    Lol "I don't know what lemon means". Protect this precious cinnamon roll. XD

    • @gohst7860
      @gohst7860 7 років тому +10

      Ikr

    • @honeyabyss2818
      @honeyabyss2818 7 років тому +17

      I wish I could be that inocennt again xD

    • @bodega.mp3
      @bodega.mp3 7 років тому +21

      No one... no one should ever tell him what lemon means

    • @winnie_the_bleh
      @winnie_the_bleh 7 років тому +6

      Ummmm I don't know what lemon is either...

    • @winnie_the_bleh
      @winnie_the_bleh 7 років тому +9

      Btw I am in no way innocent or a little kid. I'm a dirty minded 14 year old girl. I just have no flipping idea what it is 😂😂😂

  • @AllysSleepClinic
    @AllysSleepClinic 6 років тому +96

    Me: "Please don't see the Septiplier, please don't see the Septiplier, please don't see the Septiplier, please don't see the Septiplier."
    Mark: "let's see markiplier x- OMG!!"
    Me: *Sniffing Intensifies*

  • @yocallahan1973
    @yocallahan1973 3 роки тому +43

    Markiplier: *Type’s X*
    Me and all the shippers: *sweat nervously and hide*

    • @ballorafnaf849
      @ballorafnaf849 3 роки тому

      Mission abort mission abort I say!
      Mark backs out sigh of relief and not panic lmao

  • @madammaddie3946
    @madammaddie3946 7 років тому +228

    "I don't know what lemon means"
    My child....don't. Just. Don't.

    • @FlowerMist7432
      @FlowerMist7432 7 років тому +7

      Madam Maddie
      Dont let him....;-;

    • @spazzmania5798
      @spazzmania5798 4 роки тому +1

      im sorry, im so innocent, but i need.. to knoww..... save me from googling it pleeeease

  • @hxney-moo
    @hxney-moo 4 роки тому +170

    “I don’t know what *lemon* means”
    *oh, you sweet, SWEET not so innocent child*

    • @zevuu_
      @zevuu_ 3 роки тому +3

      *ABO Intensifies*

    • @Aeternus75
      @Aeternus75 3 роки тому +3

      @@zevuu_ lol still watching in 2021 as well.

    • @zevuu_
      @zevuu_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@Aeternus75 oh a jojo fan :))

    • @zevuu_
      @zevuu_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@Aeternus75 I respect u

    • @marshmellowguy586
      @marshmellowguy586 3 роки тому +2

      Ew

  • @battleax6364
    @battleax6364 6 років тому +462

    I love how he never gets angry about the haters

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 6 років тому +21

      Battleax
      Me too, although even if that kid was hating on my channel I don't think I could take him seriously...
      ...And I have an anger problem! XD
      XD

    • @fionawhittaker8411
      @fionawhittaker8411 6 років тому +1

      mhm

    • @jashmic
      @jashmic 6 років тому +1

      Me to!

    • @nra3zehuti781
      @nra3zehuti781 6 років тому +1

      He was burning from the insides

    • @ashm003
      @ashm003 6 років тому

      I still dont understand why theyre hating on him

  • @jenniferalbrecht9106
    @jenniferalbrecht9106 3 роки тому +5

    I think, it's amazing that Mark just laugh at the persons who talked really bad about him. I mean, that just mean he doesn't care about what other people think. Exactly one of the reasons why he's my favorite UA-camr

  • @verticallettuce3140
    @verticallettuce3140 7 років тому +324

    Fan: "You're short!"
    Mark: " I know." **Jogs Away**

    • @SkullCrusher757
      @SkullCrusher757 6 років тому

      im about his height but im considered tall

    • @bloody_pooodlez
      @bloody_pooodlez 6 років тому

      Birdie Breeze yeah...*fast high five runs away*

  • @maryroyale
    @maryroyale 7 років тому +352

    mark giggling at haters is one of the best things ive ever seen

  • @leemebaby
    @leemebaby 7 років тому +743

    Raise your hand if you know what lemon means.
    *raises hand*

    • @soly1203
      @soly1203 7 років тому +28

      Lekyea Eugnyn *Raises hand*
      I've seen too much. 😂👌😅

    • @BK--xj9ud
      @BK--xj9ud 7 років тому +21

      *raises hand*
      i am sorry ._.

    • @soly1203
      @soly1203 7 років тому +11

      khaled5559 gaming No need to be sorry. I feel as if we both are traumatized. 😂

    • @Calytrah
      @Calytrah 7 років тому +7

      *raises hand*
      welp, seems like we're in one boat...

    • @fishiee113
      @fishiee113 7 років тому +9

      *Raises hand* read one yesterday

  • @taraktaras7327
    @taraktaras7327 2 роки тому +2

    13:52
    "is markiplier an engineer? THE ANSWER IS NOOO!!"
    *after the events of in space with markiplier*
    "captain,I didn't mean that."

  • @curtisyun5464
    @curtisyun5464 7 років тому +248

    9:24 notice that the video was uploaded under his mother's youtube account. im dying XD

  • @pacomaybe1545
    @pacomaybe1545 6 років тому +824

    “I don’t know what lemon means, but I’m just gonna back outta that”
    A wise choice mark...

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 6 років тому +19

      I don't blame him. I didn't know what lemon was until a year or 2 of reading fanfiction.

    • @chihirofujisaki1179
      @chihirofujisaki1179 6 років тому +13

      I know what lemon means and I regret everything I’m glad he just decided to leave before something bad happened or he might have found some bad shit that no one wants to see

    • @dawnbroskii6094
      @dawnbroskii6094 6 років тому +4

      @4 nerds one controller Um, it's where two characters do things *sexual*

    • @maygel
      @maygel 6 років тому +4

      A wise choice indeed.

    • @rockinrobin05
      @rockinrobin05 6 років тому +4

      I looked up Foxy x Mangle lemon once.
      *shudders*
      That was a very scary day

  • @potatoplays8205
    @potatoplays8205 6 років тому +767

    2:31 *I FEEL LIKE NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THIS PERSON'S SECOND TAB*

  • @EshTheDUMBO
    @EshTheDUMBO 4 роки тому +16

    8:09 *the mom having regrets*
    Me: ...dis dude has got to be adopted-

    • @trumpetman2529
      @trumpetman2529 3 роки тому +1

      Mom looks like she is stoned on opioids

    • @EshTheDUMBO
      @EshTheDUMBO 3 роки тому +1

      @@trumpetman2529 lmao

  • @starlitpaw
    @starlitpaw 6 років тому +874

    "You’re so short!"
    *types in how tall is markiplier*
    -5"10-
    YOU CALL THAT SHORT
    IM 5"6 FFS

  • @lpsgameslilyanna5294
    @lpsgameslilyanna5294 7 років тому +322

    Fans: Your so short!
    Mark: I knnnooooowwwww!
    *IM DYING XD*

  • @nayas1885
    @nayas1885 4 роки тому +12

    "I peaked with Huniepop and I'm waiting for the sequel to come out so I can peak once more"

    • @maddiet9561
      @maddiet9561 3 роки тому +3

      And now, we wait until he keeps playing the sequel

  • @ryndni
    @ryndni 7 років тому +906

    Fans: "You're so short!!" Mark: "I know" *walks away cutely*

  • @mybrainrunsonaabatteries
    @mybrainrunsonaabatteries 5 років тому +168

    "I don't know what lemon is but-"
    Me: in the simplist way to put it...
    *s* *m* *u* *t*

    • @firefi1960
      @firefi1960 4 роки тому +4

      For some reason, I read *s m u t* in the text-to-speech guy's voice

    • @SCP-SixEightTwo
      @SCP-SixEightTwo 4 роки тому

      Not smut. Anything but smut

  • @rinaldisuryawan4644
    @rinaldisuryawan4644 7 років тому +91

    5:18 THE BACKGROUND
    THE SHIRT
    THE HAIRSTYLE
    HE NEVER CHANGED

    • @arikomorovski9544
      @arikomorovski9544 7 років тому +3

      ALSO THE HEADPHONES!!! ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

    • @thegreatck7088
      @thegreatck7088 7 років тому +1

      rinaldi suryawan when I saw it there were noises coming from my throat that if you herd in the middle of the night you would pray you were not about to be POSSESSED BY A DEMON

    • @milly8934
      @milly8934 7 років тому

      rinaldi suryawan but his hair color change

    • @crazygamers9358
      @crazygamers9358 7 років тому

      rinaldi suryawan I know!!!!

    • @tranq122
      @tranq122 7 років тому +2

      LMFAO THEY'RE TWO YEARS SEPARATE AND EVERYTHING IS THE EXACT SAME

  • @firewolf1041
    @firewolf1041 4 роки тому +9

    5:33 Mark be wearing the same t-shirt as the past mark in that video loll

  • @neighborlytoad-3938
    @neighborlytoad-3938 4 роки тому +172

    mark: *types x*
    me and my septiplier phase when i was like 8: *sweats profusely*

  • @littlewhitebutterflies4586
    @littlewhitebutterflies4586 6 років тому +384

    That kid's spit was making me uncomfortable....

  • @rixinrazor205
    @rixinrazor205 5 років тому +90

    mark: i don't know what lemon means- but i'm just gonna back off...
    me: a wise choice.

  • @jellyarmy1661
    @jellyarmy1661 3 роки тому +1

    2:20 “mark doesn’t care abt his fans”
    Back a while ago “getting wisdom teeth removed” he said so many nice things to us and his girlfriend

  • @decorumkatherine597
    @decorumkatherine597 7 років тому +195

    'I don't know what lemon means but I-I'm gonna...back off that.'
    ~Markiplier 2017
    He made the right choice.

    • @maureen3122
      @maureen3122 7 років тому +17

      Decorum Katherine We brushed past a catastrophic event

    • @garethlamb6923
      @garethlamb6923 7 років тому

      His instincts kept him away from the terror that is CitrusPlier.

    • @annikasell5195
      @annikasell5195 7 років тому

      yeah he did but i kinda want to see his reaction to it xD

    • @user-ez9sp5wr3z
      @user-ez9sp5wr3z 7 років тому +2

      Decorum Katherine He's still way too innocent for the lemons and the smut

    • @maureen3122
      @maureen3122 7 років тому

      kht herogirl Please, he saw a laser butthole

  • @makennapatton3680
    @makennapatton3680 4 роки тому +133

    When he said “I don’t know what lemon is...” I was afraid he was gonna say “let’s check it out” and I got soooooo scared😂😂

  • @Lil_Squink
    @Lil_Squink 7 років тому +73

    Markiplier is Awful is gonna get an email:
    "Markiplier has subscribed to you on UA-cam!"
    And he's gonna be *PISSED*

    • @ingonyama70
      @ingonyama70 7 років тому +1

      I hope there's follow-up on that. PLEASE let there be follow-up on that!!! XD

    • @wolfking7477
      @wolfking7477 7 років тому

      That little kid was hilarious!! 😂😂 "my mommy just got me a new microphone..." 😂😂😂

  • @chillboi6275
    @chillboi6275 4 роки тому +40

    Markiplier searches memes about himself: HERBLORE hErBlOrE HeRbLoRe herblore HERBLORW HERBLORE HERBLORE HERRRRRRRRRRB...LORE HER LOOOOOOOORE
    me: I dOnT kNoW wHaT yOuR tAlKiNg AbOuT

  • @SPcamert
    @SPcamert 7 років тому +396

    That kid posted that hate video on his mother's youtube account. I have no words.

    • @briandeweerdt
      @briandeweerdt 7 років тому +3

      and on sextube XD

    • @Victor-mu6xl
      @Victor-mu6xl 7 років тому

      SPcamert lol that kid thinks he is so cool hut he just gets laughed at

    • @vixam
      @vixam 7 років тому

      pffft hahahahahaha wat lol

    • @t20troveplayer41
      @t20troveplayer41 7 років тому

      SPcamert I know that's what's funny

    • @redkatlyn9482
      @redkatlyn9482 7 років тому +1

      SPcamert wut? Man, this is just soo stupid! 😂😂😅 At least be a man and make your own youtube chanel.

  • @merk1967
    @merk1967 5 років тому +309

    **Mark searches his height**
    **Says he's 5 foot 10 **
    Me: **Realizes I'm only 6 inches shorter than he is**

    • @hexes2253
      @hexes2253 5 років тому

      Narwhal Gaming . 500’ in miller meters
      ⚐︎ the math

    • @Endervulpe
      @Endervulpe 5 років тому

      Lol I’m 9 inches shorter. I’m a tiny little thing. XD

    • @turtlenamedtony680
      @turtlenamedtony680 5 років тому

      I'm 5'5😂😂

    • @TDIL1204
      @TDIL1204 5 років тому

      Turtle named Tony I’m 5’1

    • @arelysnigaglioni5531
      @arelysnigaglioni5531 5 років тому

      Im 5’0

  • @funkyfiberartist3
    @funkyfiberartist3 7 років тому +157

    I started cracking up when the hunie pop tweet was the same time that he peaked 😂😂😂

  • @gho3945
    @gho3945 4 роки тому +13

    7:51 his mom just destroys him

  • @minysho1
    @minysho1 7 років тому +150

    "I don't know what lemon is, but I'm just gonna BACK OFF"
    GOOD IDEA SIR

    • @acetelvanni884
      @acetelvanni884 7 років тому

      The Light Of Dawn please explain to me what a lemon is

    • @minysho1
      @minysho1 7 років тому

      Ace Telvanni YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW IF YOU DON'T KNOW SHIELD YOUR INNOCENT EARS

    • @deadlysnow7242
      @deadlysnow7242 7 років тому

      The Light Of Dawn And now I want to know...

    • @minysho1
      @minysho1 7 років тому

      Deadly Snow CHILD PLEASE, SHIELD THY EARS!! CURIOUSITY DOES KILL THE POOR KITTY

    • @omar-cf9lq
      @omar-cf9lq 7 років тому

      can you tell me what a lemon is good sir i am rather curious

  • @animeisawesome6668
    @animeisawesome6668 7 років тому +129

    Happy Birthday Markiplier!!!!! 🎂🍰🍦🎂🍰🍦🎂🍰🍦🎂🍰🍦🎁🎉🎊🎈🎁🎉🎊🎈🎁🎉🎊🎈🎁🎉🎊🎈

    • @tultur7182
      @tultur7182 7 років тому +5

      🎂🎂Happy🍰birthday🍰mark!!!🎂🎂

    • @celialambert6551
      @celialambert6551 7 років тому +5

      Happy birthday from
      Cananda🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂 love ya

    • @uselesspoyo7726
      @uselesspoyo7726 7 років тому +5

      Happy B-day mark!!! 🎊🎂🎉🎁🎁🎂🎉🎊🎁🎉🎉🎁🎊🎂🎉🎉🎁🎊🎂🎊🎁🎊🎂🎂🎉🎉🎁🎊🎊🎂🎁🎂🎉🎉🎂🎂🎉🎂🎁🎉🎊🎉🎁🎊🎂🎊🎁🎊🎂🎊🎁🎊🎊🎂🎊🎁🎊🎁🎊🎁🎊🎉🎁🎊🎊🎁🎉🎁🎊🎂🎊🎁🎉🎁🎊🎂🎊🎁🎉🎁🎉🎂🎉🎂🎊🎂🎉🎂🎊🎉🎉🎂🎉🎂🎉🎂🎉🎂🎉🎁🎉🎂🎉🎉🎁🎊🎉🎂🎉🎁🎁🎉🎊🎂🎉🎊🎂🎉🎉🎁🎉🎂🎊🎁🎉🎁🎉🎂🎊🎁🎉🎂🎉

    • @thegigasailor7989
      @thegigasailor7989 7 років тому +3

      celia lambert happy birthday from Great Britain 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

  • @okami7125
    @okami7125 7 років тому +1409

    Mark:I don't know what a lemon is
    Me:PROTECT THE SMOL ONE

    • @nurijung9663
      @nurijung9663 7 років тому +12

      Jamless protect sunshine hobi too!!!

    • @sana7630
      @sana7630 7 років тому +5

      HOBI

    • @Rosia4309
      @Rosia4309 7 років тому +10

      Jamless i dont know What a lemon is too ;-;

    • @angelsheavenlygarden1267
      @angelsheavenlygarden1267 7 років тому

      Jamless agreed

    • @sassysydaj6331
      @sassysydaj6331 7 років тому +20

      Rosia
      Another smol bean to protect, save yourself before you are infected like the rest of us

  • @LegendaryMaoMao20
    @LegendaryMaoMao20 2 роки тому +4

    Man, I have to say, Mark is a strong guy, you might be emotional but you're tough at what comes to you, I understand what you're going through and I hope you're having a great day and a great life ahead of you :)✨

  • @sora_fish3392
    @sora_fish3392 5 років тому +118

    Mark: *types a x in front of his name*
    Also mark: ima head out

  • @dreadthorns
    @dreadthorns 7 років тому +166

    "I don't know what lemon is"
    oh but you will mark....soon

    • @arisanakayama9874
      @arisanakayama9874 7 років тому +4

      I love that he doesn't know what lemon is

    • @MrXDAwsome
      @MrXDAwsome 7 років тому +3

      Ah to be innocent again~

  • @davidattenborough1631
    @davidattenborough1631 7 років тому +274

    markiplier subscribing to the markiplier hate channel is by far the funniest thing iv seen all week. I actually had to wait like ten minutes before typing this because I was shaking uncontrollably with laughter

  • @harlieraeextra1931
    @harlieraeextra1931 3 роки тому

    11:59
    IS THAT AN ATTACK ON TITAN FANART? two of my favorite things-
    Markiplier and Attack on Titan- combined. How cool

  • @samanthaj7966
    @samanthaj7966 7 років тому +587

    "I don't know what lemon is.."
    *screams*

  • @AngelicaMakesPlaylists
    @AngelicaMakesPlaylists 6 років тому +271

    5:25 HE'S WEARING THE SAME SHIRT! I JUST REALIZED THAT! T~T XD
    THEY LOOK THE SAME

    • @KennyLastname
      @KennyLastname 5 років тому +1

      Yeah

    • @tira7263
      @tira7263 5 років тому +4

      Pug luver thats what i thought at first but its not i think

    • @K_Best
      @K_Best 5 років тому +6

      Not quite. The shirt in the video he’s watching is a v-neck and the one that he’s wearing while recording isn’t.

    • @kirkbauer3434
      @kirkbauer3434 5 років тому +4

      I thought at first but then for a second there was some type of logo on the one he's wearing in this video and the video he's reacting to has a v neck

    • @Cakes617
      @Cakes617 5 років тому +1

      @@K_Best -_-

  • @danilakkis5719
    @danilakkis5719 7 років тому +219

    "I don't know what lemon means."
    Me:THANK GOD!!!!

    • @beautifulcolorsaj1411
      @beautifulcolorsaj1411 7 років тому +7

      you dont want to know trust me

    • @edwardb.969
      @edwardb.969 7 років тому +1

      +Dylan Guerra In short, it's:
      👌+👈=😏😏😏😏😏😏

    • @AsuraRaver
      @AsuraRaver 7 років тому +3

      Lemon is a term that refers to almost all Sexually-Oriented Fan works, mostly fan fiction

    • @graciemode6904
      @graciemode6904 7 років тому

      Same

    • @diogoayres7953
      @diogoayres7953 7 років тому +9

      So it's another way to say "NFSW" without calling attention?

  • @giacomoswift8919
    @giacomoswift8919 Рік тому

    I like how Mark's draw my life comes up next which is hilarious cuz it proves how Markiplier is grateful to everyone and how they changed his life forever.

  • @qwiznoes
    @qwiznoes 6 років тому +115

    a lemon is a fanfiction that include light to extremely detailed smut (ex. kissing and hugging to the fucc) and can be gay or straight, but the term is mainly used for gay/lesbian stories, as that is your typical wattpad ship story-
    hope I helped
    Edit: I HAVE NEVER RECEIVED SUCH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LIKES HOOOOLY SHIT

    • @sreyasuresh8759
      @sreyasuresh8759 6 років тому +2

      K0rNY K0rN I like how this has 69 likes

    • @daconnatwuk
      @daconnatwuk 6 років тому +1

      nOOO YOU'LL RUIN HIS INNOCENCE

    • @qwiznoes
      @qwiznoes 6 років тому

      @@sreyasuresh8759 hhhhhhhh I didn't notice

    • @qwiznoes
      @qwiznoes 6 років тому +1

      @@daconnatwuk OOOOOOOHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT HAVE I DOOOOONEEE