Honest Trailers | Batman Returns

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    Honest Trailers | Batman Returns
    Title Design by Robert Holtby
    Epic Voice Guy: Jon Bailey
    Produced by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Joe Starr, & Max Dionne
    Written by Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, Danielle Radford & Lon Harris
    Edited by Kevin Williamsen
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  • @screenjunkies
    @screenjunkies  5 років тому +907

    Who would you cast now if you were to reboot Batman Returns?
    POOL RULES
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    • @findijs3525
      @findijs3525 5 років тому +10

      Hello.

    • @reneeortiz3051
      @reneeortiz3051 5 років тому +10

      Epic Voice man please say "Happy Birthday TOOOOO YEWWWWWWWW!"

    • @Nerdgasm73
      @Nerdgasm73 5 років тому +53

      Karl Urban as Batman. JS, do a Dredd honest trailer.

    • @RobertBurns71405
      @RobertBurns71405 5 років тому +70

      Screen Junkies Robert Pattinson as Batman
      Peter Dinklage as the penguin
      Aubrey plaza as cat women
      My cast for my favorite superhero movie

    • @plotholedetective4166
      @plotholedetective4166 5 років тому +33

      Screen Junkies a sky beam is present in all batman movies its called the bat signal

  • @timetochronicle
    @timetochronicle 5 років тому +1519

    "The Dark Knightmare before Christmas"
    Damn, thats a good one.

    • @talariswatts-el6174
      @talariswatts-el6174 5 років тому +15

      Yeah that's a good title!

    • @PurpleBox89
      @PurpleBox89 5 років тому +12

      Right? Headcanon that's exactly what Tim Burton originally was going to call it...then the studios freaked out so he just called it Batman Returns.

    • @Miyabiko
      @Miyabiko 5 років тому +4

      hits it right on the head, doesn't it

    • @roigergoololo3966
      @roigergoololo3966 5 років тому +2

      Brilliant!

    • @newwavebone4381
      @newwavebone4381 5 років тому

      Uhhuh

  • @girlysword
    @girlysword 5 років тому +2194

    Okay, but the penguins with little rockets strapped to their back were adorable

    • @MrDoBerek
      @MrDoBerek 5 років тому +99

      And their funeral march was so tragic...

    • @VanTheDestroyerer
      @VanTheDestroyerer 5 років тому +57

      @@MrDoBerek ... and adorable. XD

    • @josephlowry4320
      @josephlowry4320 5 років тому +11

      Yeah I agree as well.

    • @generalgrievous4299
      @generalgrievous4299 4 роки тому +5

      I know right.

    • @jbsbrickkiln9254
      @jbsbrickkiln9254 4 роки тому +10

      I have a little cast metal one that I found at a flea market for 25¢! I had no idea what it was from for the longest time. 😂

  • @MegaZeta
    @MegaZeta 5 років тому +503

    Catwoman in _Batman Returns_ has probably the best-presented origin story of any costumed character in any Hollywood superhero movie. We are told absolutely nothing, and we understand absolutely everything.

    • @elfsieben1450
      @elfsieben1450 3 роки тому +14

      Well said!

    • @LeBoomStudios
      @LeBoomStudios 3 роки тому +9

      Don't understand why so many people dislike the Catwoman solo movie.
      I mean, it wasn't a total blockbuster but it was a solid movie and Halle Berry is fucking HOT in that outfit.

    • @elfsieben1450
      @elfsieben1450 3 роки тому +32

      @@LeBoomStudios The best thing about that solo movie was that Halle Berry trained a lot to move really cat like and that they put this into the movie in several scenes including fights. Apart from that it was quite a trashy flick.

    • @LeBoomStudios
      @LeBoomStudios 3 роки тому +27

      @@elfsieben1450 Yeah, sometimes the actors really give it their best but their performance is getting drowned by crappy writing and directing.

    • @elfsieben1450
      @elfsieben1450 3 роки тому +10

      @@LeBoomStudios Or editing during postproduction fucks up anything they tried to express, by breaking/changing/removing character arcs, consistency, context, continuity, pivotal plot points/turning points in a character's defining moments, development or origin. So many things can go wrong in a movie, and only a part of it is really down to the actors, yet they are the face(s) of the movie and catch the biggest part of the blame if things go bad.

  • @sharilshahed6106
    @sharilshahed6106 5 років тому +4545

    No matter the movie, Alfred is always perfectly cast.

    • @karenbaker1979
      @karenbaker1979 5 років тому +108

      Completely agree!

    • @vanyadolly
      @vanyadolly 5 років тому +72

      I don't know, I'm been a bit weirded out by the string of cockney-Alfreds we've had lately.

    • @CassidyShadewing
      @CassidyShadewing 5 років тому +153

      Movie nothing, No matter what adaptation, Alfred is always perfectly cast. I can't think of a singular movie, show, or game that hasn't had an Alfred that wasn't amazing.

    • @omerpockard7212
      @omerpockard7212 5 років тому +41

      Batman vs Superman Alfred was pretty bad. Way too young.

    • @volgax3646
      @volgax3646 5 років тому +78

      Omer Pockard still wasn’t bad. Just not enough screen time

  • @SIKE01
    @SIKE01 5 років тому +1023

    DANNY DEVITO did a spot on impression of a NYC landlord.

  • @danielgomezdelrio8851
    @danielgomezdelrio8851 5 років тому +668

    "Bitten by a radiactive cat or something" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mantistoboggan5171
      @mantistoboggan5171 4 роки тому +14

      radiactive?

    • @rachelpops9239
      @rachelpops9239 4 роки тому +15

      No superpowers just super pyscho; her transformation scene is one of the best acting bits on film.

    • @mariapdr3261
      @mariapdr3261 3 роки тому +6

      @@mantistoboggan5171 It’s a joke because there is really no explanation why ordinary cats licking your corpse would turn her into Catwoman.

    • @mantistoboggan5171
      @mantistoboggan5171 3 роки тому +1

      @@mariapdr3261 I know.

    • @charlespuruncajas9663
      @charlespuruncajas9663 3 роки тому

      @@mariapdr3261 i think maybe it has to do with the radioactive waste on the sewers (the subplot about Max Shrieck of course)

  • @lillyofthenorth8798
    @lillyofthenorth8798 5 років тому +83

    I love watching this movie during Christmas. Everyone talks about Die Hard being a Christmas movie, but Batman Returns also needs to be added to that list.

  • @MrPetso
    @MrPetso 5 років тому +800

    How can he scratch a CD, you wonder? Because he's BATMAN

    • @barbarajoseph-adam8337
      @barbarajoseph-adam8337 5 років тому +11

      I wanna know his secret identity... 🤩

    • @ChadSlampiece
      @ChadSlampiece 5 років тому +6

      @@barbarajoseph-adam8337 If only there were some sort of clue.

    • @exiles_dot_tv
      @exiles_dot_tv 5 років тому +4

      You could actually do this with a CDJ, lol.

    • @romxxii
      @romxxii 5 років тому +15

      The Batman Returns was filmed during a period in time when Hollywood didn't seem to understand the proper care and handling of CDs. The current version of that is Hollywood thinking USB drives solve everything.

    • @themexis
      @themexis 5 років тому +3

      oh, it's definitely scratched after that.

  • @mooncricket0116
    @mooncricket0116 5 років тому +474

    *Christopher Walken Noises*
    Thanks for making me spit my drink everywhere 😂😂😂😂

    • @andrewowens4421
      @andrewowens4421 5 років тому +12

      The most accurate description ever.

    • @thejiggy
      @thejiggy 5 років тому +9

      I appreciated the "c'mahn!" in there too haha

    • @richardadams4928
      @richardadams4928 4 роки тому +6

      IKR, ROFLMAO!!

    • @JB-pu8ik
      @JB-pu8ik 4 роки тому +6

      I was looking for this comment, so glad I wasn't disappointed! 😂

    • @dsbmitchell
      @dsbmitchell 3 роки тому +1

      Seriously!! 🤣🤣

  • @TheRichyrich818
    @TheRichyrich818 5 років тому +1128

    Michelle KILLED this role, I don't see anyone else touching what she did with this character...and the costume is still my favorite!

    • @ShakaZ3D
      @ShakaZ3D 5 років тому +23

      Says something about your character if you prefer a leather licking S&M gymnasts

    • @laurend9829
      @laurend9829 5 років тому +54

      @@ShakaZ3D Here's some pearls to clutch.

    • @crystalbruno3124
      @crystalbruno3124 5 років тому +3

      I agree!!!!

    • @Phaota
      @Phaota 5 років тому +6

      Eh, she was too crazy for the character and that suit was way too stupid IMO (even Michelle didn't like it). Nothing like the proper Selena 1993 comic role as an international thief. Looks more like the makers of the "Batman Returns" took the idea of Selena being a dominatrix from the 1987 "Batman: Year One" comic story.

    • @joshuaxmanuel
      @joshuaxmanuel 5 років тому +5

      Mohd Amerul Aidil Anne was a more comic accurate Selina Kyle/Catwoman though. Both are really great.

  • @guyincognito5320
    @guyincognito5320 5 років тому +362

    "Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?"

    • @harveyjones6419
      @harveyjones6419 5 років тому +12

      Quite possibly the only quote I can never forget. Like I always hear that in Danny DeVitos grumbly voice

    • @alieffiandikawibowo9893
      @alieffiandikawibowo9893 5 років тому +7

      "I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell," ...

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 років тому

      🤟

    • @dragonmagoz
      @dragonmagoz 5 років тому +2

      @@alieffiandikawibowo9893 I use that one quite frequently.

    • @lunacron
      @lunacron 5 років тому +4

      Now they bring milkshakes.

  • @BooEsq04
    @BooEsq04 5 років тому +723

    *in Christopher Walken voice*
    "Selena Kyle...you're fired!"
    "Bruce Wayne, why are you dressed as Batman?"
    Best lines in that movie.

  • @fastbowler
    @fastbowler 5 років тому +64

    Not getting into "best" Batman movie, but best Batman scene is the "mistletoe" segment of this movie - tragic, bittersweet, superbly performed, excellent dialogue. The price of being superheroes, all in a few words.

  • @battleupsaber462
    @battleupsaber462 5 років тому +3630

    This movie still has by far the sexiest villain in movie history.
    ...of course, I'm talking about Danny DeVito.

    • @Nixus237
      @Nixus237 5 років тому +119

      Of course who else

    • @Ishaninja
      @Ishaninja 5 років тому +90

      BattleUp Saber Christopher Walken.

    • @justinhd4804
      @justinhd4804 5 років тому +6

      Are sure about that

    • @andrewheaney4874
      @andrewheaney4874 5 років тому +7

      I see you everywhere Saber.
      And I’m not complaining at all. I love your comments.

    • @Berengier817
      @Berengier817 5 років тому +22

      I mean, Thanos was kinda hot too

  • @no1reallycaresabout2
    @no1reallycaresabout2 5 років тому +146

    3:26 "No clown is safe"
    Wish Batman was around during that spate of clown incidents in 2016.

    • @smaakjeks
      @smaakjeks 4 роки тому

      It has been a yuge incident. Believe me.

  • @bigperk7677
    @bigperk7677 5 років тому +662

    When I was younger that version of penguin use to give me nightmares 😂😂😂

    • @C.L.Hinton
      @C.L.Hinton 5 років тому +29

      Caleb Perkins That was a perfectly reasonable reaction.

    • @ostapbendervan7874
      @ostapbendervan7874 5 років тому +4

      Gave me woody
      Too bad

    • @MeredithMacArthur
      @MeredithMacArthur 5 років тому +2

      Sometimes I find Danny DeVito hit and miss in his performances--pitch perfect in one role, not a serious enough actor in another--and so on. But he is SO GOOD as the penguin! He takes that ABSURD back story and congenital flippers the script gives him chews it right up and spits it back out in our faces with terrifying believability! So many other actors would have ended up looking like fools, but DeVito NAILED IT.

    • @sachinkakkar8948
      @sachinkakkar8948 5 років тому +1

      @@ostapbendervan7874 uh what

    • @MrPimka
      @MrPimka 5 років тому +1

      Ikr :)))

  • @superduperjoi6800
    @superduperjoi6800 5 років тому +604

    Can we have a catwoman movie
    No I TAKE IT BACK

    • @josephlowry4320
      @josephlowry4320 5 років тому +14

      That part killed me 😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

    • @NikonChicFL
      @NikonChicFL 5 років тому +1

      That was awesome!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ashakydd1
      @ashakydd1 4 роки тому +1

      But Honest Trailers needs to do Catmwoman. That movie deserves to be destroyed even more than it destroyed itself.

    • @056Iceking
      @056Iceking 4 роки тому

      @@ashakydd1 Now think about the latest cat themed movie

  • @charlesdwek2751
    @charlesdwek2751 5 років тому +47

    Michelle Pfeiffer should have got an oscar for this performance. She plays 3 different characters so well!

  • @Formallyknownashandle
    @Formallyknownashandle 5 років тому +701

    “Can we get a solo movie?”
    **Halle Berry Catwoman**
    “I take it back! I take it back!”

    • @harveycustodio2625
      @harveycustodio2625 5 років тому +4

      I still like the Coreography of the fights

    • @WellBeSerious12
      @WellBeSerious12 5 років тому +2

      Still has the best Catwoman costume. Unfortunate for the story though.

    • @mariebourgot4949
      @mariebourgot4949 5 років тому +2

      @@WellBeSerious12 What? It was absolutely hideous and had no accuracy at all!

    • @proudpureblood5073
      @proudpureblood5073 5 років тому

      Halle berry sucked!

  • @sadpotato3386
    @sadpotato3386 5 років тому +377

    "Long drawn out gymnastic routines" idk bout yall.. but if I could get around like that, I would do it as much as possible.

    • @barbarajoseph-adam8337
      @barbarajoseph-adam8337 5 років тому +33

      And you’d be happy potato!

    • @slartybartfarst55
      @slartybartfarst55 5 років тому +18

      If I could watch her doing that all day, I would do that as much as possible

    • @sadpotato3386
      @sadpotato3386 5 років тому +3

      @@slartybartfarst55 Same, tbh.

    • @sadpotato3386
      @sadpotato3386 5 років тому +14

      @@barbarajoseph-adam8337 I'd be a very fit potato and probably not single cause abs.

    • @Kim-zf5dp
      @Kim-zf5dp 5 років тому +15

      Barbara Joseph-Adam these are the wholesome UA-cam comments this community needs.

  • @biggeek2256
    @biggeek2256 5 років тому +359

    Michelle Pfeiffer is the BEST Catwoman, NO ONE will be able to top her!!!!

    • @kaizen5023
      @kaizen5023 4 роки тому +12

      "Top her"? I see what you did there.

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 4 роки тому +4

      She can't be topped, so have her top-less?

    • @Marlin123
      @Marlin123 4 роки тому +5

      That is because there can't be better with catwoman

    • @TheODLawson23
      @TheODLawson23 3 роки тому +10

      110% agreed! She successfully surpassed Julie Newmar, Lee Meriweather and Eartha Kitt. Halle Berry and Anne Hathaway still can't surpass Michelle Pfeiffer! She was born to play Catwoman!

    • @M00s3r
      @M00s3r 3 роки тому +6

      Also seems like she had the most fun

  • @HomemadeChemistry
    @HomemadeChemistry 5 років тому +792

    Those *Christopher Walken Noises* really had me

    • @LowbrowDeluxe
      @LowbrowDeluxe 5 років тому +40

      The stinger with 'props to the actor playing Walken's son doing a Walken impression to his face' also got me.

    • @sarahorr6985
      @sarahorr6985 5 років тому +7

      @@LowbrowDeluxe me too 😹

    • @NakAlienEd
      @NakAlienEd 5 років тому +20

      Those were some legit Walken noises. I'm seriously impressed.

    • @markwilken2492
      @markwilken2492 5 років тому +9

      Needed more cowbell...

    • @wikeni9096
      @wikeni9096 5 років тому +4

      Me too, for the Walken noises and Walken's son actor

  • @CausalityLoop
    @CausalityLoop 5 років тому +87

    I'm glad you paid tribute to Bob, who will always be Joker's Number 1 guy.
    #neverforgetBob

    • @Scarecrow_fan
      @Scarecrow_fan 4 роки тому +6

      "Bob. Gun"
      "Gonna need a minute or two alone, boys."
      rip Bob

    • @killwalker
      @killwalker 4 роки тому +6

      "Why Didn't Somebody Tell Me He Had One of Those.............THINGS??!!"

  • @vuechidna
    @vuechidna 5 років тому +75

    WEIRD AL’s “UHF” just turned 30 years old. It deserves an Honest Trailer.

  • @evamyers5009
    @evamyers5009 5 років тому +2124

    Michelle is still the best Catwoman ever.

    • @hiyapal7719
      @hiyapal7719 5 років тому +18

      Eva Myers Absolutely!

    • @FamousWolfe
      @FamousWolfe 5 років тому +173

      As a kid watching Batman Returns, Catwoman used to be my favorite. As I got older I understood why 😂

    • @spartanAXA
      @spartanAXA 5 років тому +23

      @Lying Dutchman agreed, she was much better.

    • @suzawilo
      @suzawilo 5 років тому +79

      @@spartanAXA Nah.
      You're just kids who don't know bettet☝🏽

    • @kps2420
      @kps2420 5 років тому +19

      Julie Newmar, Eartha Kitt, Anne Hathaway, Michelle Pfieffer imo

  • @Borderlines
    @Borderlines 5 років тому +738

    This is the best looking catwoman costume in any batman film ever

    • @ostapbendervan7874
      @ostapbendervan7874 5 років тому +36

      The kink in it
      Thats why

    • @EdwoodCA
      @EdwoodCA 5 років тому +17

      @@alucard624 I respectfully amend that to be of the feature films. For TV, Eartha Kitt from the '60s show was fantastic, as well.

    • @viciousbane569
      @viciousbane569 5 років тому +13

      How about catwomen form the Dark Knight rises

    • @GumaroRVillamil
      @GumaroRVillamil 5 років тому +7

      @@viciousbane569 while we know she's "Catwoman". She's never referred as such in The Dark Knight Rises

    • @cb4life100
      @cb4life100 5 років тому +19

      Also the best looking Catwoman period.

  • @ciaranmcloughlin7165
    @ciaranmcloughlin7165 5 років тому +73

    You know, Michelle Pfeiffer and Sean Young were disappointed that neither of them were cast in the Catwoman spinoff film. Fair to say they dodged a bullet on THAT one.

    • @oscarmccormack1611
      @oscarmccormack1611 5 років тому +11

      That movie was in development hell for a decade. Had they been in a Catwoman solo movie, it's entirely possible it would have been an entirely different movie.

    • @silvervalleystudios2486
      @silvervalleystudios2486 5 років тому +6

      When you give DC material to some weird/abstract European director you're up for a disaster.

    • @ciaranmcloughlin7165
      @ciaranmcloughlin7165 5 років тому

      @@silvervalleystudios2486 very true.

  • @Swaggaccino
    @Swaggaccino 5 років тому +137

    Walken's son actor doing a Walken impression KILLED ME. I love you guys.

    • @ChrisB_517
      @ChrisB_517 5 років тому +5

      TO HIS FACE!

    • @dlairth
      @dlairth 5 років тому +6

      "Christopher Walken Noises" was hilarious, and a very subtle impression of Morgan Freeman that I almost missed

    • @smittyvanbonjohnson
      @smittyvanbonjohnson 5 років тому +1

      The dude who played Walken’s son also played Leatherface in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake.

    • @mrmusickhimself
      @mrmusickhimself 5 років тому +1

      @@smittyvanbonjohnson He also played Zangief in the Street Fighter movie, and would have made a fantastic Lobo -- as the short film on UA-cam proved.

  • @BucklingSwashes
    @BucklingSwashes 5 років тому +394

    DeVito does not get enough credit for his performance in this. There are some genuine moments of pathos, but they are obviously overshadowed by the sheer amount of nasty energy he puts into the role. He's gross in every facet, yet you really just can't not watch him. I can't think of another actor that could have pulled Burton's version of Cobblepot off so well.

    • @jayfeezy9890
      @jayfeezy9890 5 років тому +10

      Yeah he was great

    • @Jim-Mc
      @Jim-Mc 5 років тому +29

      Yeah, easily the most viscerally disturbing comic book villain to this day.

    • @ALifeOfWine
      @ALifeOfWine 5 років тому +2

      Thoroughly agree.

    • @maninchair6648
      @maninchair6648 5 років тому

      preach

    • @SuperSoupy
      @SuperSoupy 5 років тому +17

      BucklingSwashes De Vito was tremendous in this. He's naive, and at the same time a calculating mastermind. He's juvenile, and at the same time incredibly sensitive. He's unashamedly gross, and at the same time infinitely watchable. It's my favourite version of The Penguin and it's acted perfectly.

  • @Arcadio_Castellanoz
    @Arcadio_Castellanoz 5 років тому +59

    Will never not call this The Dark Knightmare Before Christmas now.

  • @cherry-poppins
    @cherry-poppins 5 років тому +591

    My favorite Batman movie. Catwoman is fantastic here, Michelle Pfeiffer doesn't get enough credit for this

    • @RobertBurns71405
      @RobertBurns71405 5 років тому +11

      Sidney Prescott I agree but it’s also my favorite superhero movie

    • @TheLowBrassDude
      @TheLowBrassDude 5 років тому +12

      Watch it every Christmas, it's a classic!

    • @nateblack8669
      @nateblack8669 5 років тому +6

      It's always been my favorite superhero movie.

    • @slartybartfarst55
      @slartybartfarst55 5 років тому +8

      Oh Contraire; I gave her maximum credits and put her at the top of the class 😊

    • @hispanic_individual7523
      @hispanic_individual7523 5 років тому +4

      I feel like this is not better than Batman 1989

  • @DtodaJ
    @DtodaJ 5 років тому +182

    Dark Knightmare Before Christmas:
    Best parody title ever

    • @MandleRoss
      @MandleRoss 5 років тому +3

      Yeah, that was worth the whole thing.

  • @luchboxer
    @luchboxer 5 років тому +357

    Great movie. I think Tim did a great job with the first two. But damn Michelle pfeifer is the best of this.

    • @angieb976
      @angieb976 5 років тому +3

      luchboxer didn’t like penguin why would people elect him after he bit off some guys nose in front of everyone

    • @LittleAriel
      @LittleAriel 5 років тому +2

      @@angieb976 They spinned it somehow..

    • @reoreborn
      @reoreborn 5 років тому +21

      @@angieb976 Lol..Have you met Donald Trump? Racist, Sexist, misogynistic, moronic, takes the piss out of people for their disabilities, says he could shoot people in the street and people would still vote for him days after a mass shooting etc etc etc.. People will vote for ANYTHING!

    • @Ghorda9
      @Ghorda9 5 років тому +1

      @@angieb976 everyone empathised with him, if he didn't do it someone else would.

    • @sbird8675
      @sbird8675 3 роки тому

      I loved Michelle Pfeifer, but I didn't like the changes to her character the script made. I really, really didn't like what they did to Penguin. Not even remotely like his comic book version. Batman TAS, Gotham, heck even Burgess Meredith were all far more accurate.

  • @URBONED
    @URBONED 5 років тому +680

    Fans: Batman doesn't kill people
    Batman: hold my dynamite

    • @lececamara
      @lececamara 5 років тому +27

      @Brandon Spain Hey, he cant kill you but he doesnt have to save you either...LOL

    • @nicemimomisu
      @nicemimomisu 5 років тому +11

      Technically, not his dynamite, right? It's all good.

    • @arthand7672
      @arthand7672 5 років тому +15

      What are you talking about? That goon is just sleeping. Batman doesnt kill

    • @GumaroRVillamil
      @GumaroRVillamil 5 років тому +6

      Or batmobile flamethrower

    • @DSan-kl2yc
      @DSan-kl2yc 5 років тому +11

      He didn't kill him. He just didn't save him from the dynamite he shoved down his pants

  • @awesomeproductions7755
    @awesomeproductions7755 5 років тому +728

    Say: *”TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!”*

    • @screenjunkies
      @screenjunkies  5 років тому +104

      One of the greatest lines that Jeff Bridges absolutely nailed.

    • @John231984
      @John231984 5 років тому +12

      @@screenjunkies do it

    • @mk6rfc1
      @mk6rfc1 5 років тому +1

      *back to Mysterio*

    • @Highbudget
      @Highbudget 5 років тому +2

      I thought I was the only one who loved that scene

    • @SimplyNon_sense
      @SimplyNon_sense 5 років тому +9

      "well sir we don't have a cave."

  • @daianaarazi22
    @daianaarazi22 5 років тому +132

    Michelle Pfeiffer, danny devito and michael keaton just the best batman ever!!! still my fav sooo many cool moments

    • @Shadioactive
      @Shadioactive 5 років тому +2

      daiana pricolo
      Don’t forger Jack! Hang on... Jack Nicholson...? He was... “PARTY MAN! PARTY MAHAN!!!”
      ‘ua-cam.com/video/yjD9X2mPIXY/v-deo.html’

    • @brutusjudas5842
      @brutusjudas5842 5 років тому

      Keaton in this movie started what Stallone & Schwarzenegger call “the Velcro-muscled action hero trend”.

    • @nellyetsesfreres8616
      @nellyetsesfreres8616 4 роки тому

      My two best Batman's movies: this and the dark knight

    • @jamiehartley4218
      @jamiehartley4218 2 роки тому

      and Christopher Walken

  • @greengreeneya2102
    @greengreeneya2102 5 років тому +425

    This was the best version of Catwoman.

    • @suzawilo
      @suzawilo 5 років тому +26

      *is

    • @jackbridges9061
      @jackbridges9061 5 років тому +1

      Agree

    • @themadtitan7603
      @themadtitan7603 5 років тому +5

      She was great in terms of performance but she's not a great Catwoman.

    • @maryeckel9682
      @maryeckel9682 5 років тому +2

      Eartha Kitt for me

    • @doc8013
      @doc8013 4 роки тому +4

      @@themadtitan7603 she absolutely was a great catwoman.

  • @pamelahuerta6222
    @pamelahuerta6222 5 років тому +176

    Mchelle Pfeiffer was amazing , what a powerful Catwoman

    • @DSan-kl2yc
      @DSan-kl2yc 5 років тому +2

      gorgeous too. But her skills came out of nowhere unless she had them all along. Did she learn to use a whip as a hobby and was a gymnast before all this.

    • @lisanm335
      @lisanm335 5 років тому +2

      @@DSan-kl2yc She trained in learning to use the whip & became a whip master. The gymnast stuff, some unnamed stuntwoman. ;-)

    • @TheODLawson23
      @TheODLawson23 3 роки тому +1

      @@lisanm335 Don't forget that she put a live bird in her mouth and it wasn't fake. She admitted she couldn't believe she did it.

  • @billbixby557
    @billbixby557 4 роки тому +66

    You absolutely killed it in under a minute!
    "A violent billionaire who beats up poor people" 😂
    1st Round TKO

    • @nimeshsingh4943
      @nimeshsingh4943 Рік тому +4

      Batman is going to be really horrified when he learns the systemic reason for crime...

  • @sixshooter500
    @sixshooter500 5 років тому +207

    This is my favorite Batman movie, even if it's not pound for pound the best Batman Movie.

    • @andrijavrba
      @andrijavrba 5 років тому +7

      Agree, but try to explain that to generation Z.

    • @jaredtgriffinatyahoo
      @jaredtgriffinatyahoo 5 років тому

      Simon Dewitt Each franchise has its own style & tone. Difficult to compare as a result. Like apples & oranges 🍎 🍊

    • @deezybeibii
      @deezybeibii 5 років тому +10

      This is my favorite live action Batman movie also, but Mask of the Phantasm is my favorite Batman movie period.

    • @ericsbuds
      @ericsbuds 5 років тому

      i cant argue with that. my sisters and i loved this movie when we were kids :D

    • @Fuhrdaddy
      @Fuhrdaddy 5 років тому +2

      @Simon Dewitt Batman Begins is better than TDK. So is Mask of the Phantasm.

  • @Krypton_Risen
    @Krypton_Risen 5 років тому +104

    Danny DeVito grunting for 30 seconds was exactly what I needed in my life

  • @mattd2580
    @mattd2580 5 років тому +68

    Danny DeVito is so damn good in this. Also, Michelle

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh 5 років тому +3

      So good, he got his own franchise: Despicable Me.

    • @CharlesGaines
      @CharlesGaines 4 роки тому +5

      He is just sooo gross and repulsive, and I mean that in a good way

  • @macuna1995
    @macuna1995 5 років тому +126

    I just remembered how amazing Alfred is in this movie.

    • @unknownuser2897
      @unknownuser2897 5 років тому +17

      Has there ever been a bad portrayal of Alfred? Every actor seems to nail him in one way or another.

    • @KidSnivy69
      @KidSnivy69 5 років тому +6

      Alfred is NEVER horrible!

    • @BeefBastard
      @BeefBastard 5 років тому +2

      @@KidSnivy69 Except when he abandons Bruce in the TDKR. Which Alfred would never do.

    • @ss16gokou
      @ss16gokou 5 років тому +1

      Best Alfred. It's like he was born for the role.

    • @walterwishmaster4375
      @walterwishmaster4375 5 років тому

      @@BeefBastard Well, he did in the comics

  • @fantasyaj6510
    @fantasyaj6510 5 років тому +56

    Michelle Pfeiffer was absolutely sensational as Catwoman! ❤👏

  • @russellvitranoiii3504
    @russellvitranoiii3504 10 місяців тому +1

    Man, you really put Even more thought into this one than you usually do, and that is NOT an attempt to accuse you of not putting thought into these videos!! I freaking LOVED this HT!! GREAT job!!!

  • @RudiRuthven
    @RudiRuthven 5 років тому +124

    That Christopher Walken impersonation. Damn. Too good.

  • @Phillyjoe2
    @Phillyjoe2 5 років тому +72

    Loved this film when I was a kid. My favourite scene were the clowns, the clowns on stilts, the clowns with machine guns and the slowly-advancing karate clowns

  • @RichardM-kv4uu
    @RichardM-kv4uu 5 років тому +105

    Won't lie, I love this film primarily for Michelle Pfffffffer's Catwoman!

    • @silvervalleystudios2486
      @silvervalleystudios2486 5 років тому +10

      Hell yeah. She brought an awesome erotic element to the film. Wont see that in today's superhero movies.

  • @9124Nove
    @9124Nove 5 років тому +15

    I always thought that Batman Returns never got the respect it deserves. I can understand some of the complaints from parents about how dark it was; but frankly, it's what made the movie so good. I still wish that we could have gotten to see more of what Burton had in store for franchise.

    • @jamiehartley4218
      @jamiehartley4218 2 роки тому

      my parents loved it. They were more concerned with how obsessed I immediatley became with Chrisopher Walken after watching it
      lol

    • @agathaellajadwiszczok9840
      @agathaellajadwiszczok9840 Рік тому

      That's so weird that you say that.
      Far from finding it "too dark", I was always struck by how wacky and silly and goofy it was. Deliberately so.

  • @JediWookiee151
    @JediWookiee151 5 років тому +88

    Please say: "Michelle Pfeiffer is best Catwoman"

  • @TimeandMonotony
    @TimeandMonotony 5 років тому +18

    Now I've got "Face to Face" by Siouxsie and the Banshees stuck in my head.

  • @tomraspanti2755
    @tomraspanti2755 5 років тому +82

    I LOVE this movie. Its pretty depressing though. Great villains, great acting, great pacing. In the end nobody comes out a winner.

    • @agathaellajadwiszczok9840
      @agathaellajadwiszczok9840 Рік тому

      That's so weird that you say that.
      Far from finding it "too depressing", I was always struck by how deliberately campy and silly it was.

  • @EndellionQT
    @EndellionQT 4 роки тому +17

    "Who thought that Selina had a brain to damage. Bottom line, she tries to blackmail me, I'll drop her from a higher window."

  • @SimoExMachina2
    @SimoExMachina2 5 років тому +5

    The first two Batman movies (by Burton) really do have fantastic lineups for their cast. Michael Keaton as Batman, Jack Nicholson as the Joker, Danny DeVito as the Penguin, Michel Pfeiffer as the Catwoman, Christoper Walken as Max Shreck etc. And they all do such great work. Really helps to bring Tim Burton's unique dark, comic book style to the Gotham City environment of the Batman Universe. For me they will always be the best film adaptations, even surpassing the Christian Bale era trilogy.

  • @troyjeffrey4311
    @troyjeffrey4311 5 років тому +4

    To be fair that slow-dancing scene with Wayne and Kyle is AWESOME. When they realize each other's secret identity... so good!

  • @noctis69something95
    @noctis69something95 5 років тому +22

    “Were penguins always this... Nasty? Did Morgan freeman lie to us?”
    😆😂🤣 I’m so dead

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 5 років тому +45

    You guys never fail to come up with such great parodying titles. "The Dark Knightmare Before Christmas" was genius!

  • @WrestleWhatever
    @WrestleWhatever 5 років тому +40

    This makes me want to watch this masterpiece all over again! Very overlooked film and one of the best Batman films made.

    • @patrickstiadle3857
      @patrickstiadle3857 5 років тому +5

      I may have to watch it again just for Danny DeVito's Penguin--he really was brilliant in this one, even for him! Also, I totally forgot this has Christopher Walken in it.

    • @lockedin6699
      @lockedin6699 5 років тому +1

      Definitely in my top 3 Batman movies.

    • @WrestleWhatever
      @WrestleWhatever 5 років тому

      @@patrickstiadle3857 such a great cast this film.

  • @maccheese3184
    @maccheese3184 5 років тому +24

    "A Posse of Insane Clowns"
    I see what you did there lol

  • @jarhumor
    @jarhumor 5 років тому +79

    "Slowly Advancing Karate Clowns" needs to be a movie.

  • @enzmondo
    @enzmondo 5 років тому +206

    Both Michael Keaton and Michelle Pfeiffer have been in MCU films.

    • @Lamdadelta
      @Lamdadelta 5 років тому +8

      lmao i just realized that it was batman cosplaying as green goblin vs spiderman in spiderman homecoming

    • @cinephan
      @cinephan 5 років тому +20

      But they switched. In the MCU, he played a villain and she played a hero.

    • @Aaron-xo5ud
      @Aaron-xo5ud 5 років тому +9

      Would definitely watch a Marvel movie where Wasp (senor) fights Vulture.

    • @Jptm26
      @Jptm26 5 років тому +6

      Well nowadays, every actor in the world has been in the MCU

    • @christopherhibbert3754
      @christopherhibbert3754 5 років тому +1

      The only other 3 actors who've crossed over into both (I know of) are Halle Berry (technically), Ryan Reynolds and Djimon Hounsou.

  • @smithwesson1896
    @smithwesson1896 5 років тому +245

    Please say "All those moments will be lost in time....like tears in rain....time to die" in honor of the great Rutger Hauer

    • @FamousWolfe
      @FamousWolfe 5 років тому +6

      Smith Wesson yes! Great quote, great actor!

    • @Kolajer
      @Kolajer 5 років тому +2

      Definitely!

    • @cgh7337
      @cgh7337 5 років тому +4

      Awesome quote but the "I want more life....father/fucker" line doesn't get enough credit.

    • @M0rdFustang
      @M0rdFustang 4 роки тому

      😭

  • @matesafranka6110
    @matesafranka6110 5 років тому +119

    I love how you can just write "Christopher Walken noises" and everyone knows what you mean.

    • @JohnDoeKek
      @JohnDoeKek 5 років тому +2

      What do you mean?

    • @estefanolivares4159
      @estefanolivares4159 5 років тому

      @@JohnDoeKek his voice is very iconic

    • @JohnDoeKek
      @JohnDoeKek 5 років тому

      @@estefanolivares4159
      Ever heard of a joke?

    • @HomemadeChemistry
      @HomemadeChemistry 5 років тому +2

      @@estefanolivares4159 I'm sorry but..... *Whooooosh*

  • @brianturek4072
    @brianturek4072 5 років тому +32

    This week's trailer humorously and effectively points out how Batman Returns is a strange, yet oddly alluring combination of many elements present in the heavily (and now tritely) criticized Schumacher era. Although the Schumacher films cranked those elements up to 11 for the worse, it's interesting to see the seeds of where WB was planning on taking the franchise in a film ostensibly considered drastically different than the Schumacher films.
    Question for Honest Commentary : It's clear Burton was given more freedom from the studio on Batman Returns than on Batman '89 which, as you point out in the trailer, results in a kinkier, more violent, and macabre Batman film. Although you say in jest that it "deviates from the source material," do you think Burton's unique auteur take in Returns is an affective deviation or is it too singular and odd to be considered one of the better Batman films of all time?
    Love the work you do. Best film critics on the net.

  • @livclark8154
    @livclark8154 4 роки тому +11

    1:36 I love how Batman and Penguin just stopped fighting and are just looking at Catwoman like "what the hell?"

    • @gameking8809
      @gameking8809 3 роки тому

      they didn´t fight in that scene. they just had a conversation. Their only duel is in the finale.

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 5 років тому +264

    Please say "A powerful rat, named Charles Entertainment Cheese."

    • @sergios.2276
      @sergios.2276 5 років тому +3

      Mgmt congratulations! Hell yeah

    • @lightyearpig12
      @lightyearpig12 5 років тому +2

      How do you do fellow Defunctland fan?

  • @samythekay
    @samythekay 5 років тому +217

    Please do the 1990 version of "Stephen King's IT" before the new part 2 comes out.

    • @LeighMet
      @LeighMet 5 років тому +2

      didn't they already

    • @samythekay
      @samythekay 5 років тому +6

      @@LeighMet No they only did the 2017 version.

    • @tonyzed6831
      @tonyzed6831 5 років тому +2

      Oooh yes would be great!!

  • @benwanada
    @benwanada 4 роки тому +6

    00:59 That “Oof” caused by the explosion is still comedy gold.

  • @JasonTodd971
    @JasonTodd971 5 років тому +25

    Literally my all time favourite Christmas film.
    It’s more of a dark Christmas fable featuring Batman

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 5 років тому +68

    Every Alfred needs this level of snark.

  • @badmotorfinger70
    @badmotorfinger70 5 років тому +30

    The 'Walken impression to his face' part at 5:12 was awesome...lol.

    • @Mibbitmaker
      @Mibbitmaker 4 роки тому +2

      The cast of SNL beat him to it the last time he hosted in the Walken Family Reunion sketch.

  • @whyaddnamehere
    @whyaddnamehere 5 років тому +54

    The guy playing Christopher Walkens son is Andrew Bryniarski. He was Leatherface in the 2003 and 2006 Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

    • @Bulls3ye86
      @Bulls3ye86 5 років тому +11

      And Zangief in Street Fighter the Movie. _"Quick, change the channel!"._

    • @everymoviehasalesson
      @everymoviehasalesson 5 років тому +4

      And Lattimer in The Program. "Staring defense! Seat at the table!"

    • @adamlone5548
      @adamlone5548 5 років тому +1

      AND Knocko in Higher Learning!

    • @macktheripper7454
      @macktheripper7454 5 років тому +2

      Darth Bombad that movie is fucking awesome

    • @mrawesome669
      @mrawesome669 5 років тому +1

      I didn't know that and I quite enjoy that 2003 remake, thanks!

  • @hb6x8
    @hb6x8 5 років тому +29

    I think we have to have you say, "I'm Walken here." In your best Christopher Walken voice.

  • @hunterwilder9665
    @hunterwilder9665 4 роки тому +7

    The Penguin has always been one of Batman’s oldest foes and I could easily see Danny DeVito playing the role again. No one would question it with things like “he’s too old”

    • @jamiehartley4218
      @jamiehartley4218 2 роки тому

      no, but the character being dead might make them question lol

  • @DeccyJ
    @DeccyJ 5 років тому +30

    "Adopt, don't shop"
    Education within humour, perfect

  • @lordioris
    @lordioris 5 років тому +343

    I would cast Michael Keaton as Bruce Wayne in a Batman Beyond movie.

    • @magikot
      @magikot 5 років тому +3

      Keaton as Bruce Wayne and Robert Pattinson as Terry McGinnis

    • @engelbergmunoz3179
      @engelbergmunoz3179 5 років тому +3

      Yess make Tom Holland
      Terry cuz he aint no bruce

    • @samusaran9024
      @samusaran9024 5 років тому +3

      I think everyone would

    • @arcadeassassin7176
      @arcadeassassin7176 5 років тому +2

      @@samusaran9024 not me i'd get Kevin Conroy

    • @MRSceneITALL
      @MRSceneITALL 5 років тому

      I did that too

  • @MaverickVersusEverything
    @MaverickVersusEverything 5 років тому

    Thanks for bringing us along. You are one of the reasons we started MVE. MVE!

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 5 років тому +24

    "I'd like to fill her void" was way funnier than I remembered.

  • @alieffiandikawibowo9893
    @alieffiandikawibowo9893 5 років тому +53

    "I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell,"...

    • @CaptainSurf
      @CaptainSurf 5 років тому +5

      Alief Fiandika Wibowo LIKE A HARP FROM HELL!

  • @lorgrenbenirus
    @lorgrenbenirus 5 років тому +3

    This is a great Batman movie, I like this gothic and epic look and feel of the movie, Gotham looks and all. There was this constant and subtle ominous tone going on all the time which kept you on the edge of your seat, but it never got annoying. Plus it all felt at the same time very classy. Basically I love the style this movie and previous one were made by far more then following ones.

  • @Chrome1100
    @Chrome1100 5 років тому +29

    “Are real penguins this NASTY?” 😂😂😂😂

  • @agap05
    @agap05 5 років тому +11

    I just love this film so much! I must have watched the VHS 100 times and whenever they show it on TV, I watch it again lol

  • @michaelgoodrich2632
    @michaelgoodrich2632 5 років тому +4

    This has to be one of the best "Starring" list in an Honest Trailer.

  • @a.cretr025
    @a.cretr025 5 років тому +152

    This is definitely the most underrated Batman movie, It’s just as good as Batman 1989 in my opinion.

    • @KidSnivy69
      @KidSnivy69 5 років тому +4

      It isn't really a Batman movie as much a Penguin and Catwoman movie. Still fine.

    • @joeljames2683
      @joeljames2683 5 років тому +3

      Anthony Catanzariti Oh so it’s a god awful abomination, like Batman 1989.

    • @DSan-kl2yc
      @DSan-kl2yc 5 років тому +5

      It's better.

    • @joeljames2683
      @joeljames2683 5 років тому +2

      D. San no it’s just as bad as Batman 1989.

    • @MephProduction
      @MephProduction 5 років тому +1

      @@KidSnivy69 that wasn't really Penguin though was it, not the Penguin we know from the comics but then we haven't have a proper Joker since 89 om film either

  • @C.L.Hinton
    @C.L.Hinton 5 років тому +11

    4:24 I had no idea you were so skilled at impressions; your Walken and Freeman are amazing!

  • @-RAZALAS-
    @-RAZALAS- 5 років тому +1

    Batman Returns is one of the best Batman movies ever made. Period.

  • @jlskynetmedia
    @jlskynetmedia 5 років тому +30

    Batman Returns is my favorite Christmas movie!!!!

    • @BlayneRiley
      @BlayneRiley 5 років тому

      You beat me to saying it.

  • @mortwilson7409
    @mortwilson7409 5 років тому +27

    I was terrified of this movie when I was younger

  • @vidahasselburg3841
    @vidahasselburg3841 5 років тому +8

    This is my fave Batman even though I love B&R for Uma and Ahhnolds over the top performances. Michelle Pfeiffer stole the limelight completely in this movie! Thanks for showing it love not deriding it 🙏🙏🙏🙏👍👍👍👍

  • @priv8ejimmy
    @priv8ejimmy 5 років тому +121

    Please do an Honest Trailer for "The Mask".
    Or "Ace Ventura".
    Or any classic Jim Carrey.

  • @Koriian
    @Koriian 5 років тому +12

    I was laughing out loud to this one so much my wife is worried about me. By far one of my favorites. Excellent job and probably my favorite Batman movie but I grew up on reruns of Adam West’s Batman.

  • @benjaminballard996
    @benjaminballard996 5 років тому +65

    “Are penguins this nasty”
    I’m dead

    • @smaakjeks
      @smaakjeks 4 роки тому +1

      Penguins are super nasty, though.

  • @_RT___
    @_RT___ 5 років тому +8

    Commentary topic: how this is one of the last true old Hollywood style backlot/studio blockbusters. At the Christmas lighting in NYC there's maybe 10,000 people or more. Gotham had like 27. And the Monarch Theater is in the background of almost every outdoor street scene.

  • @CevaQ
    @CevaQ 5 років тому +85

    Michelle Pfeiffer at her absolute best. When Superhero movies were stiil pure entertainment.

    • @TheDalitis8
      @TheDalitis8 5 років тому

      There has never been a more perfect casting than Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman!!!

    • @toddsmitts
      @toddsmitts 5 років тому +4

      Dude, have you not seen Endgame?

    • @thesentinel5523
      @thesentinel5523 5 років тому +1

      She deserved an Oscar for that role!!!!

    • @MedievalFantasyTV
      @MedievalFantasyTV 5 років тому +2

      Most movies from this era had the sole purpose of entertainment (besides cash, obviously). Oh, how things have changed...

  • @blragh
    @blragh 5 років тому +20

    "Who will grant a rival billionaire ... Some building permits or something?"

  • @Comtar
    @Comtar 5 років тому +40

    I miss that Alfred, he was great. Other than that, I think you hit just about every note about this movie. Love it.

  • @MikeyJ2306
    @MikeyJ2306 5 років тому +66

    Are real Penguins really this....nasty? Did Morgan Freeman lie to us?
    XD

    • @srstriker6420
      @srstriker6420 5 років тому +1

      Mike well media always gets things wrong

    • @Pyreleaf
      @Pyreleaf 5 років тому +3

      They're actually even nastier. Collegehumor did an educational vid about it a little while ago.

    • @srstriker6420
      @srstriker6420 5 років тому +1

      Pyreleaf so why is DC treating penguin like he's not threatening?

  • @platinumpagoda3079
    @platinumpagoda3079 3 роки тому +1

    "Walken impression to his face"😂.
    Even the way he says "Dad, go!", while the camera is on Christopher Walken, is definitely a reference to his speech cadence.

  • @DC73rr
    @DC73rr 5 років тому +13

    I have only one thing to say. Michelle Pfeiffer in leather. Mic drop. Outta here!