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  • @Alex-yz6uw
    @Alex-yz6uw 4 роки тому +2300

    "stop being a baby, you don't need a headphone jack"
    *cries in barely enough money to pay the rent let alone some bluetooth headphones*

    • @cheeto.burrito
      @cheeto.burrito 4 роки тому +33

      You don't have the funds for Apple phones either, then, my dude

    • @_Zekken
      @_Zekken 4 роки тому +122

      @@cheeto.burrito apple isnt the only one removing the headphone jack...

    • @zombie_6555
      @zombie_6555 4 роки тому +43

      Von Pumpkin yeah lots of damn phone companies are doing it no ones safe

    • @lia5911
      @lia5911 4 роки тому +8

      Alex Cool Dude well, I did get mine for $15 they’re pretty good.
      Ik this is a joke, chill. Just wanted to point that out.

    • @iamaspaceman8533
      @iamaspaceman8533 4 роки тому +26

      Von Pumpkin it’s still a scam to get people. To buy AirPods

  • @wyverntail
    @wyverntail 4 роки тому +826

    Bruh, I'm deaf and use a special device as my headphones. I can ONLY use it with a headphone jack.

    • @InnerEagle
      @InnerEagle 4 роки тому +19

      They will or maybe already exists a converter device that will make your jack compatible in a bluetooth way. Just checked. It exists and in italy costs 15 bucks that adapter

    • @frickman8065
      @frickman8065 4 роки тому +27

      *iPhone X intensifies*

    • @itsmrdante6274
      @itsmrdante6274 4 роки тому +36

      That's why you use an android. You can also hook it up with Bluetooth

    • @7omahawkChop
      @7omahawkChop 4 роки тому +2

      That sucks

    • @stoictraceur4794
      @stoictraceur4794 4 роки тому +2

      That's terrible

  • @drolnogardgames4335
    @drolnogardgames4335 4 роки тому +991

    "Just be an adult and buy bluetooth headphones"
    Or maybe just don't buy a $1000 phone that lacks features you can get on one a third of the price?

    • @alexpiatt1282
      @alexpiatt1282 4 роки тому +69

      I have to agree with you there. I’m using an iPhone 6s, have seen other newer iPhones, gotta say every new version is a expensive downgrade

    • @TheRealEncy
      @TheRealEncy 4 роки тому +26

      Buy Air pod
      NO
      Buy Phone And get Free headphone
      yes

    • @reputationtaylorsversion
      @reputationtaylorsversion 4 роки тому +2

      or maybe go cry in the corner with your pixel 3a?

    • @bigyoshi2731
      @bigyoshi2731 4 роки тому +46

      @@reputationtaylorsversion epici sheep? More like apple sheep

    • @Purple_Sloth
      @Purple_Sloth 4 роки тому +51

      Yes, because Bluetooth is a flawless system that works 100% of the time and doesn’t try to connect to my speakers or just fail to work sometimes, compared to cords where you put the thing in the thing. and “All devices support it” so you can keep one set (oh wait, there are like hundreds of that don’t)
      I’m not knocking Bluetooth users, I understand wires might not be your thing, but just flat out saying “yeah, lol, just buy bloo teeth headphones” is just ignorant.

  • @takemehome5749
    @takemehome5749 4 роки тому +850

    "You dont need a headphone jack, stop being a baby"
    *_Nobody liked that._*

    • @nappygrimm6411
      @nappygrimm6411 4 роки тому +24

      I kinda want to think he was imitating apple when they didn't make a headphone jack but at the same time im pretty sure he meant it at us

    • @amvymavy
      @amvymavy 4 роки тому +13

      Meanwhile me with my $113 phone with headphone jack, big battery and IR blaster

    • @nappygrimm6411
      @nappygrimm6411 4 роки тому +5

      @@amvymavy dang nice phone

    • @amvymavy
      @amvymavy 4 роки тому +5

      @@nappygrimm6411 _thanks_

    • @nappygrimm6411
      @nappygrimm6411 4 роки тому +4

      @@amvymavy no prob bro

  • @Klekowksii
    @Klekowksii 4 роки тому +502

    "Sites not letting you use adblock is not arsehole design." It is when they make you disable it and then have pop up ads every time you click.

    • @wolfwing1
      @wolfwing1 4 роки тому +33

      what I love is when sites that have tons of viruses and stuff get pissy at you heh.

    • @BlackwolfAnthony
      @BlackwolfAnthony 4 роки тому +12

      *Turns off ad block*
      CUNT WARS

    • @Gakvu
      @Gakvu 4 роки тому +5

      @Haku infinite EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK ADS WITH SOUND?

    • @Gakvu
      @Gakvu 4 роки тому +9

      @Haku infinite imagine fucking browsing the internet at 3 am while your family is sleeping in your room and then all of a sudden
      "GET THE CAR NOW! DOWNLOAD HERE"

    • @scritch8833
      @scritch8833 4 роки тому

      like news articles

  • @earth1883
    @earth1883 4 роки тому +3693

    "You don't need a headphone jack, stop being a baby"
    Apple really got y'all indoctrinated huh.

    • @hakont.4960
      @hakont.4960 4 роки тому +207

      I don't use wired headphones these days so the headphone jack isn't needed for my headphones, but it still convenient to have the headphone jack in case you need to connect an analog sound device. Also, the new comment section design is awful, why are designers so afraid of borders these days. :/

    • @valtteripallari4961
      @valtteripallari4961 4 роки тому +14

      @@hakont.4960 yeah nah yeah mah nah yeah nah yeah yeah nah yeah theyre kinda dumb

    • @hakont.4960
      @hakont.4960 4 роки тому +98

      @@valtteripallari4961 What in tarnation...

    • @negativ7851
      @negativ7851 4 роки тому +127

      Some people DO need headphone jack. What if some people buy a phone once every 5 years, and spent their last savings on headphones they're gonna use for all their devices (probably like me, though I replace my phone every 2-3 years)

    • @TheOPtmal
      @TheOPtmal 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah. "Courage"

  • @P1nkgrim
    @P1nkgrim 4 роки тому +441

    I have a Android phone and it doesn't have "built in ads" unless you've got a virus,
    Also headphones jack's are useful and needed for some phones.

    • @adanvargas6232
      @adanvargas6232 4 роки тому +24

      I also have one, and i also don't see built in ads anytime I do anything.

    • @sharasarah3026
      @sharasarah3026 4 роки тому +36

      you only get these "built in ads" if you bought a fake product you installed a wallpaper app or something along those line

    • @P1nkgrim
      @P1nkgrim 4 роки тому +3

      @@sharasarah3026 I know

    • @kiwibanana7590
      @kiwibanana7590 4 роки тому +2

      I'm pretty sure the only built in ads are from when a new phone from that brand comes out and they give you a notification, but anything else is most likely, a virus.

    • @bromanned7069
      @bromanned7069 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah when I was like 9 I installed a bunch of weird apps on my tablet and I couldn't do anything without it giving me 3 ads

  • @mod3no
    @mod3no 4 роки тому +475

    "Stop being a baby. You don't need a headphone jack"
    *YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! IT WAS SAID THAT YOU WOULD DESTROY THE SITH, NOT JOIN THEM*

    • @Myranmia83
      @Myranmia83 4 роки тому

      Mod3no just use wish

    • @AreHorsesReal
      @AreHorsesReal 4 роки тому +17

      @@Myranmia83 wish is kinda bad tho

    • @Myranmia83
      @Myranmia83 4 роки тому +3

      k I got a pair for a little over 9 bucks whit like each for 12 or a little less or more hours and waterproof

    • @AreHorsesReal
      @AreHorsesReal 4 роки тому +4

      @@Myranmia83 how long did shipping take?

    • @Myranmia83
      @Myranmia83 4 роки тому

      k like 2 weeks

  • @stillo2842
    @stillo2842 4 роки тому +1584

    "stop being a baby and get bluetooth headphones"
    *that sin cannot be forgiven*

    • @emilydelamar4557
      @emilydelamar4557 4 роки тому +49

      GhostFaceM8 Bro bluetooth stuff never works with all my devices and sometimes just doesn't work at all bc "device can't be found" or some bullshit. I always buy with headphone jacks, always works, no problems. I'm not paying Apple more money to give me LESS opportunities

    • @cherrypaw597
      @cherrypaw597 4 роки тому +36

      damien is a fucking bootlickerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    • @morgankasper5227
      @morgankasper5227 4 роки тому +32

      Cord headphones have higher quality!

    • @QuadPowerful
      @QuadPowerful 4 роки тому +32

      Apple has possessed his soul in their quest of legitimizing the removal of the $0.10 headphone jack

    • @scunts
      @scunts 4 роки тому +6

      @@morgankasper5227 Apple doesn't get shit from me because I don't use them, but I have a pair of mid range JBL bluetooth headphones and they play beautifully.

  • @wickermind6668
    @wickermind6668 4 роки тому +223

    5:19
    Basically, Damien, The owl (named Kaepora/Gaepora, from ocarina of time) Spews a ton of useless information to the player. The default ordering for Yes and No is with Yes at the top, and No at the bottom, but this is basically the only point in the whole game where the order is reversed. Knowing players are going to spam A to skip through his dialogue, this switching of the choices means they will be tricked into making Kaepora/Gaepora spew out the information again

    • @tehesprite502
      @tehesprite502 4 роки тому +17

      The Asshole design, to be specific, is that you're mashing a to get through his text, but since No is the first response, if you mash too hard you have to go through it again.

    • @spaghetti5914
      @spaghetti5914 4 роки тому +3

      Lmao I love this

    • @IMakePeopleSaltyApparently
      @IMakePeopleSaltyApparently 4 роки тому +6

      @@spaghetti5914 until it happens to you i bet lmaooo
      I never got caught with it though unless I wasn'twant paying attention in the first place

    • @Seantendo
      @Seantendo 4 роки тому +6

      Don't know if I should pity him for never having played it or envy him for getting to play it for the first time.

    • @sicko033
      @sicko033 4 роки тому +3

      It’s both funny and shitty

  • @lunnihyre4215
    @lunnihyre4215 4 роки тому +333

    "That's what you get for buying android"
    Don't make me unsubscribe emkay!

    • @mateenq7593
      @mateenq7593 4 роки тому +2

      Well he's not wrong, its currently the low point of android phones.

    • @IndellableHatesHandles
      @IndellableHatesHandles 4 роки тому +40

      @@mateenq7593 It's not the "low point" when you can buy a smartphone for $300

    • @mateenq7593
      @mateenq7593 4 роки тому +3

      @@IndellableHatesHandles price isn't the only determiner, but the overall general attitude Google is keeping over android, locking some features and making it more constricted they are lashing and closing everything because it's a cheap way to add security to a device

    • @IndellableHatesHandles
      @IndellableHatesHandles 4 роки тому +41

      @@mateenq7593 Apple has been doing that since its inception lmao

    • @nod-
      @nod- 4 роки тому +25

      @@mateenq7593 yeah? Paying 2000 dollars for a laptop that can barely run roblox at 90 fps in the website?

  • @orcalord8166
    @orcalord8166 4 роки тому +461

    His headphone jack comment is basically "Stop being a baby by having a preference"

    • @orcalord8166
      @orcalord8166 4 роки тому +3

      @Haku infinite Uh, was that against me or Damien? I can't tell.

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 4 роки тому +9

      To Damien - Sorry that I'm HoH and have no choice for preference on how I can listen to things without a bluetooth hearing-aid when regular digital 'aids break multiple times a year, and hospitals forget to add on the function that connects me to a machine plugged into a headphone socket and transmits the sound to me....!
      Because they'll forget to add on the bluetooth function even when it's taken them two weeks to get a new 'aid, set it up with my hearing settings and send it my way, multiple times. I know they will.

    • @Alex-sm1dx
      @Alex-sm1dx 4 роки тому +5

      Roadent1241 then just don’t have a hearing aid simple fix! Lol

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 4 роки тому +5

      @@Alex-sm1dx OK then, you wanna live my life because it involves being able to hear people and cars because I can't live it safely without an 'aid? Have fun basically being a slave.
      But honestly, that's a yearly occurence not by choice.
      Doesn't help with anything as the silence makes me go crazy whenever I literally don't have a hearing-aid because the current one broke and it's 2-3 weeks of not being able to hear anything that's not right next to my ear.
      And my parents get annoyed because I can't hear them when they call me, for some mysterious reason, as that's the only system we have to communicate. They've known me my whole life and know I can't hear for shit without it.

    • @Alex-sm1dx
      @Alex-sm1dx 4 роки тому +7

      @@Roadent1241 r/woooosh

  • @azelfdaboi5265
    @azelfdaboi5265 4 роки тому +49

    "You don't need a headphone jack, stop being a baby"
    Thomas had never seen such bullshit before

    • @brooklynsmith2721
      @brooklynsmith2721 4 роки тому

      Well, I mean... it is kind of obsolete, but you do you.

    • @Punttipate62
      @Punttipate62 4 роки тому

      @@brooklynsmith2721 nahh, removing the headphone jack was fucking stupid

    • @TaxiYoshi64
      @TaxiYoshi64 4 роки тому

      @@Punttipate62 i mean every company removed it so

    • @Punttipate62
      @Punttipate62 4 роки тому

      @@TaxiYoshi64 yeah, but just because alot of companies did it doesn't mean its a good thing

    • @TaxiYoshi64
      @TaxiYoshi64 4 роки тому

      @@Punttipate62 well you are kinda 3 years late to say that, also every company bundles a headphone jack dongle also you can buy a headphone jack to bluetooth receiver to use with a bluetooth compatible device like a phone

  • @jeiku5041
    @jeiku5041 4 роки тому +588

    "Stop being a baby and go buy an iPhone and air pods to go with it."
    "This message was definitely not paid for by Apple whatsoever."
    "CONSUME PRODUCT. WAIT FOR NEXT PRODUCT. CONSUME MORE. BUY. BUY. BUY. SPEND. SPEND. SPEND."

    • @jadenjackson183
      @jadenjackson183 4 роки тому +2

      i own an android but prefer apple ive used both and that’s what you do with android just not as rapidly or expensively
      but lower quality imo

    • @jeiku5041
      @jeiku5041 4 роки тому +6

      @@jadenjackson183 Boy, Samsung flagships cost about as much as the new iPhones.

    • @jadenjackson183
      @jadenjackson183 4 роки тому +7

      Jeiku Furame imma not start a war but personal preference iphone stick with your android idrc whatever makes you happy

    • @jeiku5041
      @jeiku5041 4 роки тому +3

      @@jadenjackson183 Personal preferences are okay to have.

    • @zerotwo_.002
      @zerotwo_.002 4 роки тому

      @@jadenjackson183 why do you like apple better ?

  • @tonk6154
    @tonk6154 4 роки тому +52

    5:20 no that hecking bird talks for 3 whole hours than when you go to end it, after you've been spamming through it and its auto puts the option to, "no" he repeats himself because you were spamming through it

    • @masmurdermonkey9233
      @masmurdermonkey9233 4 роки тому +4

      Exactly! He just doesn't know the pain!

    • @coaldrivr
      @coaldrivr 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah I swear like he talks for about 89 hours and 27 minutes and the NO is on top and I have to listen to him talking again

    • @tonk6154
      @tonk6154 3 роки тому

      @@coaldrivr dude this comment is like a year old lol

    • @coaldrivr
      @coaldrivr 3 роки тому

      @@tonk6154 lol

  • @MrMKFreak
    @MrMKFreak 4 роки тому +175

    Damien: "Just buy bluetooth headphones"
    a) Good Bluetooth headphones are still not cheap
    b) What if my car only has aux? Having a new phone might not be that expensive, but owning a new car is.

    • @Punttipate62
      @Punttipate62 4 роки тому

      You can get good bluetooth headphones for 25-40 dollars my man

    • @AngryK1tty
      @AngryK1tty 4 роки тому +14

      epin pelaja You kinda missed the whole car not having Bluetooth thing. Also, you can get decent enough headphones with a jack for 10 bucks and they’ll last longer than 40$ Bluetooth ones.

    • @Punttipate62
      @Punttipate62 4 роки тому

      @@AngryK1tty Yeah I was talking about the first thing he said and not the second one

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 4 роки тому +4

      c) I wear a hearing-aid in my 'hearing' ear, that has a radio-aid/multi-mic transmitter. The hearing-aid is free, the transmitter was not. Point being, the transmitter plugs into headphone sockets and sends the audio to me in mono (L&R).
      ~
      I would have to specifically ask for a bluetooth hearing-aid, and these digital things break multiple times a year just existing so thank frick they're free, but the waiting two weeks (if I'm lucky) for a new one, or going an hour to the specific hospital that does my hearing-aids is bad. Because I need the 'aid for my survival.
      And I've had multiple occasions where I've been sent new 'aids WITHOUT the radio-aid setting, so imagine how many times they'd forget to add the bluetooth function leaving me for ANOTHER two-ish week with nothing to listen to because I have to send it back for Being Unusable. (It's a trade system, old for new.)
      ~
      And if things stop having headphone sockets, I can't even just use regular earphones with a stero-mono adapter just to not be in basically dead silence for the time I'm waiting for a new 'aid. I won't even be able to use bluetooth earphones I bet because uh no wires to use the adapter with and I haven't seen anything out but machines outside of i-devices and in-game settings have a Mono setting.

    • @dadude001
      @dadude001 4 роки тому +1

      _laughs in hearing aid_

  • @thedakkafex2148
    @thedakkafex2148 4 роки тому +425

    “Live without a headphone jack” I got 200 dollars worth of regular headsets that produce better quality sound

    • @crayfishfuture
      @crayfishfuture 4 роки тому +53

      I know right? I have multiple pairs of really good headphones that weren't even as expensive as airpods but sound infinitely better. Earbuds sound like shit, and even bluetooth headphones don't sound as good as wired ones. Why would I ever want a phone without a headphone jack?

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 роки тому +38

      @@crayfishfuture It's absolutely retarded why people think losing a HP Jack is a good thing. They should be culled from the population to keep their stupidity from spreading.

    • @lapeez2277
      @lapeez2277 4 роки тому +5

      kabob 007 we should stop people like that from breeding

    • @crayfishfuture
      @crayfishfuture 4 роки тому +14

      I don't know if I'd go as far as separating them from the mortal coil, but they seriously need to think for a second. How is it at all okay to remove a feature like that, let alone a good thing? People need to get a grip and stop getting screwed by these companies for literally no purpose.

    • @sgtruru
      @sgtruru 4 роки тому

      That’s why I use old iPhones/iPads. They actually have headphone jacks.

  • @KN4YYJ
    @KN4YYJ 4 роки тому +16

    Any time someone says "be an adult and..." then tells you to follow their lead is clearly not actually an adult.

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 роки тому

      I do wonder how old he is anyway. Doesn't sound much more than 20.

  • @volticksyt6596
    @volticksyt6596 4 роки тому +89

    Is it just me or I read the title like this.
    “A shole design.”

    • @bobross7744
      @bobross7744 4 роки тому +6

      Thank god I'm not the only one

    • @yoro__33
      @yoro__33 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @volticksyt6596
      @volticksyt6596 4 роки тому +3

      How did this comment section turn into Harry Potter so fast and unexpectedly

    • @volticksyt6596
      @volticksyt6596 4 роки тому +3

      Guess that explains it

    • @bloomingnight2731
      @bloomingnight2731 4 роки тому

      Finally Someone I Can Relate

  • @foxlycan
    @foxlycan 4 роки тому +201

    "See, there's your problem, you got an android, just get an iPhone."
    "You don't need a headphone jack, get bluetooth."
    later...
    "Oh god, Zedge and 300+$ bluetooth headset not being compatible with all devices, if only there were ways to avoid this!"
    Honestly not sure if shill or just stupid on this one...

    • @sirhoneybadger5875
      @sirhoneybadger5875 4 роки тому +49

      A lot of Apple users are ignorant as fuck and don't know what they're taking about when trying to justify Apple's practices

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx 4 роки тому +12

      Samsung is best, try to change my mind.

    • @standardheat-fs8159
      @standardheat-fs8159 4 роки тому +6

      Icy Fleckz I have a S10+ AND I LOVE IT!

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx 4 роки тому +6

      @@standardheat-fs8159 That's great! Mine is a j6 (Samsung) or something. Works fine, just sometimes when I try to write, it goes slow when usually it goes as fast as me. I think it's when I've used it for long and turned it off while still on UA-cam or the messages app.

    • @standardheat-fs8159
      @standardheat-fs8159 4 роки тому +5

      Icy Fleckz Great! My phone beats my friends iPhone XS in everything! He said he is disappointed in Apple, he was a fan of it for years! He complains about Apple saying „innovation“ to every bullshit that Samsung and Huawei and other companies have for common!

  • @ioratv
    @ioratv 4 роки тому +639

    You don't need a rechargable battery, just be a man and buy your phone again
    -Apple in the near future

    • @flamingblade5271
      @flamingblade5271 4 роки тому +15

      i mean, they do it anyway

    • @Mars_555.
      @Mars_555. 4 роки тому +16

      Who needs a screen? Hah! You need to buy our $999 dollar phone plus the $750 screen

    • @CardZed
      @CardZed 4 роки тому +12

      @Anon Y. Mous like samsung would copy apple's shit lol

    • @russellvanwagner8864
      @russellvanwagner8864 4 роки тому +5

      1k for a laptop stand

    • @thelanktheist2626
      @thelanktheist2626 4 роки тому

      CardZ you overestimate Samsung

  • @bootsdotexe
    @bootsdotexe 4 роки тому +708

    bruh "be an adult, stop being a baby, grow up and get bluetooth speakers" ain't it chief, _please_ tell me you're joking lol.

    • @gnomilius
      @gnomilius 4 роки тому +45

      I'm starting to slowly dislike Damien...

    • @L11_Restart
      @L11_Restart 4 роки тому +10

      NOOOOO HES TALKING SERIOUSLY ARENT HE?

    • @shalice7784
      @shalice7784 4 роки тому +20

      Heinz Kunz people don’t wanna pay extra for special apple headphones Or Bluetooth headphones

    • @spleens4200
      @spleens4200 4 роки тому +1

      Nuclear Phaze Bluetooth isn’t that bad tho
      It’s a worthy investment if you’re like me and break the cord on headphones with how often you accidents drop your phone

    • @nevermore7285
      @nevermore7285 4 роки тому +1

      What’s the problem with them? There so much better than chord ones

  • @ramsundarradhakrishnan258
    @ramsundarradhakrishnan258 3 роки тому +50

    It's okay, Damien's gonna buy us all bluetooth headphones with the UA-cam money that he is swimming in.

  • @thiesvanderkooij8421
    @thiesvanderkooij8421 4 роки тому +29

    10:06 that is why bluetooth is bad. Use solid connections to your headphones, or just use speakers and a microphone.
    Wireless stuff just runs out of power and breaks charging ports.

    • @liwo8998
      @liwo8998 3 роки тому

      T. Van der kooij what, how does it break charging ports.

  • @willowids369
    @willowids369 4 роки тому +160

    "No or yes" is a-hole design because it makes the guy repeat the whole thing again. He does it for every tutorial he's in.

    • @noberoke3352
      @noberoke3352 4 роки тому +7

      That's why I immediately read all of the comments once I heard that. Didn't think that there are other complains here lol XD.

    • @willowids369
      @willowids369 4 роки тому +11

      @@noberoke3352 yeah most of them are talking about the headphone jack thing (which is also a-hole design. Apple's products are built to destroy themselves after maybe a year for some of their pricier things, and Air Pods break after 3 months from what I've heard. They pull this stuff often, and get away with it every time from what I've seen.)

    • @stupidandunnecessary6710
      @stupidandunnecessary6710 4 роки тому +3

      Imagine doing a Zelda speedrun and forgetting to pull the analog down while skipping his dialogue .__.

    • @nappygrimm6411
      @nappygrimm6411 4 роки тому +1

      @@willowids369 lads we did there are bluetooth ear phones or whatever there cslled that are lik 45$ for a nice pair compared to rotten apple wich break fast than i can say fu- there goes another one

    • @willowids369
      @willowids369 4 роки тому

      @@nappygrimm6411 I know, I have a pair of earbuds that are alright.

  • @DaisyPhoxtrot
    @DaisyPhoxtrot 4 роки тому +216

    "You don't need a headphone jack." I mean, I don't need teeth either, but it's, like, a personal choice of mine to have them.

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 4 роки тому +4

      Delta Phoxtrot ... I mean you kinda do need teeth unless you want to survive on smoothies for the rest of your life. And BT headphones are honestly better.

    • @tuketound7944
      @tuketound7944 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheWashableBomb that's mean, they are more comfortable, and more useful on a job, you don't need to care about the stupid cable

    • @shamefurdispray859
      @shamefurdispray859 4 роки тому +13

      @@mr.stuffdoer8483 Sounds like commie propaganda, but ok

    • @kaltross9351
      @kaltross9351 4 роки тому +10

      @@tuketound7944 I'd rather be able to use my jack headphones on everything

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 4 роки тому

      The Washable Bomb My $40 BT headphones work better than any wired headphones I’ve ever had, have lasted longer, and are still working great. I’ll wait to hear your justification for thinking wired is better when you finish untangling the cord.

  • @ruler_of_everything
    @ruler_of_everything 4 роки тому +212

    damien in
    other videos: hey guys i'm a reddit man
    damien in this video and irl: time to flex my rolex and my
    airpods, first i gotta
    drink some
    bling water tho

    • @th3gov3rnm3nt
      @th3gov3rnm3nt 4 роки тому +7

      man drinks diamond carbonated water

    • @smeebsmob
      @smeebsmob 4 роки тому +11

      Normal people: I can write full sentences and I don’t have to start a new line every 3 words.
      You: I don’t
      know how to
      finish a sentence in
      one line

    • @ruler_of_everything
      @ruler_of_everything 4 роки тому +13

      @smeeb
      i have
      no idea what
      you're talking
      about
      tho...

    • @dadude001
      @dadude001 4 роки тому +6

      _laughs in bluetooth hearing aids_

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 роки тому +1

      🤷‍♂️lollllll

  • @masmurdermonkey9233
    @masmurdermonkey9233 4 роки тому +29

    5:15 Clearly you haven't accidentally pressed no while trying to skip through multiple times.

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 3 роки тому

      The no above the yes isn’t bad, it’s not having the option to skip those that is bad.

  • @Gangus450
    @Gangus450 4 роки тому +779

    Imagine not even having a headphone jack.
    -this post was made by android gang

    • @River_Basset
      @River_Basset 4 роки тому +3

      *coughs* there was a phone made for android that had dongles too *cough*

    • @andybutler4532
      @andybutler4532 4 роки тому +6

      @@River_Basset yeah shame their is more than one Android phone

    • @River_Basset
      @River_Basset 4 роки тому +1

      @@andybutler4532 -_- I get that but I'm saying that there was a generation of android that was like that, ya dingus. That is all I'm saying, NOTHING MORE ABOUT GETTING A DIFFERENT ONE!!!

    • @rus778
      @rus778 4 роки тому +2

      My razor phone 2 doesn’t have a headphone jack :(

    • @OpalyzedYT
      @OpalyzedYT 4 роки тому +4

      Mystic_Onion this is one of those moments where you want that twitter function where it says “sent from ______” if he’s secretly an apple user.

  • @PollexTheCat
    @PollexTheCat 4 роки тому +648

    "be an adult and buy bluetooth headphones" oh yeah I love finicky connectivity, non existent battery life, and half the audio quality for double the price

    • @cheeto.burrito
      @cheeto.burrito 4 роки тому +62

      Don't forget the static noise they eventually start spewing as they get old.

    • @LockMatch
      @LockMatch 4 роки тому +32

      Well, good Bluetooth headphones have a battery for 20-24 hour nonstop playtime. Charge that shit ones a Day and you'll be fine

    • @cedrikw4972
      @cedrikw4972 4 роки тому +5

      Ivan Sozontov yeah but that don’t eliminate the other things

    • @LockMatch
      @LockMatch 4 роки тому +8

      @@cedrikw4972well, I didn't said anything about other issues) Wires ftw.

    • @entropic-decay
      @entropic-decay 4 роки тому +28

      @@LockMatch not to mention, people like me exist, where every size of earbud or pod or what have you is either barely too big so it pushes itself out of my ear or barely too small so it just falls out. I literally only use headsets because no earbuds exist that fit me

  • @hyper-night-parade6220
    @hyper-night-parade6220 4 роки тому +136

    "Suck it up, buy a Bluetooth headphone pair" I don't want wireless headphones man, those things suck, If I can have it wired I get it wired. Headphones, computer mouse and keyboard, controllers ,etc less shaz to charge every like 2 hours.

    • @Purple_Sloth
      @Purple_Sloth 4 роки тому +12

      Not to mention how you’d have to lug around two pairs of headphones if one older device doesn’t support Bluetooth.
      Or how sometimes Bluetooth just doesn’t work after a while, my tablet and phone lost it’s connectivity to Bluetooth for some reason and I can’t connect anything to them. Wires are more durable and interchangeable, drop a Bluetooth 3 times and it’s clinging on to dear life if not already broken.

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 3 роки тому

      Then get the dongle

    • @GirlInATesttube
      @GirlInATesttube 3 роки тому

      My phones jack doesn't work either, so I have to buy bluetooth. Didn't know it until I bought my first headset, and now I'm stuck with bluetooth for eternity. Also my dad's earpods won't let him plug his phone in and listen to music at the same time so he bought new ones too. Companies just can't get anything right these days

    • @bluemaster75
      @bluemaster75 3 роки тому

      I don't know man, my wireless battery powered mouse functions for like over half a year. and i use it... honestly way too much.
      Edit cause it posted early: I get what you're saying though, recharging every 2 hours sucks.

    • @beanmasterz
      @beanmasterz 2 роки тому

      Poor person moment

  • @stefanbrony7905
    @stefanbrony7905 4 роки тому +81

    "stop being a baby, you don't need a headphone jack"
    Wired sounds way better then wireless

    • @badog986
      @badog986 4 роки тому

      And optical audio/digital audio? Hell yeah brother say bye to headphone whine

    • @rrei_.
      @rrei_. 4 роки тому +1

      Eh I don’t know about that. Well atleast for me all of my wired headphones would get all screwed up and I’d have to twist the wire. So atleast for me bluetooth headphones are better.

    • @circuit10
      @circuit10 3 роки тому +7

      And you have to pay 100x more for something you'll lose more quickly

    • @false3695
      @false3695 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah with latency and the fact that no one makes (good) audiophile grade Bluetooth headphones

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 3 роки тому

      K then get the dongle

  • @Weldedhodag
    @Weldedhodag 4 роки тому +833

    imagine actually shilling for apple, the company that would actually bring updates to make your older phone slower so you'd buy a newer one

    • @mrono1910
      @mrono1910 4 роки тому +18

      Sirinterweb every phone company does that

    • @ikeilledaguy4349
      @ikeilledaguy4349 4 роки тому +21

      Nah my phone still works after updating it

    • @Ssj_tainaka
      @Ssj_tainaka 4 роки тому +7

      That’s why I never update my phone, and even when I want to I never have enough storage

    • @zerotwo_.002
      @zerotwo_.002 4 роки тому +12

      @@mrono1910 na none do that

    • @xxbeans93xx76
      @xxbeans93xx76 4 роки тому +13

      They slow it down so the crappy battery doesn’t get ruined.

  • @jowhy7243
    @jowhy7243 4 роки тому +1380

    Damien’s laugh should be my ringtone - I’d never answer my phone

    • @sleepynick_
      @sleepynick_ 4 роки тому +8

      Can you sent me a link

    • @jowhy7243
      @jowhy7243 4 роки тому +6

      Nick Middel geme haven’t really got one tbh

    • @revalanims5017
      @revalanims5017 4 роки тому +17

      Gerrit Rookworst ive just been _________’d in 2019.
      My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

    • @jerrymcdonald2999
      @jerrymcdonald2999 4 роки тому +8

      @@ifyouwoooshmeyouhavesmallp7603 YOU SNEAKY FRENCHMAN YOU GOT ME.

    • @amalawawaw2
      @amalawawaw2 4 роки тому +7

      @@ifyouwoooshmeyouhavesmallp7603 you glorious bastard youve got me with that

  • @whitecreamsicle
    @whitecreamsicle 4 роки тому +7

    "buy bluetooth headphones"
    Well, some of us play rhythm games, and bluetooth headphones are usually bad because of this thing called "input latency"

  • @nahguy
    @nahguy 4 роки тому +56

    8:20
    Damien, I didn't go here to watch an apple ad. Bluetooth headphones are highly inconsistent and have poor sound quality, android is good for people who don't want to pay 1,000 dollars for a phone that will probably be old in about 2 years.

    • @Punttipate62
      @Punttipate62 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah, I still use a 5 year old phone and it works just fine

    • @thehamburgergamer7871
      @thehamburgergamer7871 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah iPhone is really for if you wanna flex and if you want an easy to use phone, Android is for being cheap yet amazing quality and tons of features (plus androids have emulators so..)

    • @scritch8833
      @scritch8833 4 роки тому

      @@thehamburgergamer7871 let's be honest, when are you going to use Bluestacks?

    • @thehamburgergamer7871
      @thehamburgergamer7871 4 роки тому

      Gabe Plays I wouldn’t, I would just get an Android phone.

    • @parzy_osu
      @parzy_osu 3 роки тому +1

      You're making your sound like the only reason people would buy an android is because they can't afford the things needed
      I personally just prefer android

  • @Tielormus
    @Tielormus 4 роки тому +64

    I wanna make an app where it’s like
    “Do you like the game”
    “it’s ok”
    “no it not ok”
    Then when you pick no, it responds with:
    “bruh moment what can i do now”

  • @soulflowerstuff
    @soulflowerstuff 4 роки тому +262

    I’m so glad people have the same thoughts on Damien’s “you don’t need a headphone jack” bs, I went down to the comments as soon as he said that to see if people thought what I was thinking

    • @roi8772
      @roi8772 4 роки тому +1

      same

    • @anvildragon7927
      @anvildragon7927 4 роки тому +1

      same

    • @kristophesiem5336
      @kristophesiem5336 4 роки тому +4

      You do if you dont wanna buy those tiny, more expensive and easy-to-lose Bluetooth craps

    • @christopherballard1348
      @christopherballard1348 4 роки тому

      I mean, you don't need air pods. There are much more cost effective bluetooth earbuds out there, and if that's still not your taste, there is always the dongle.

    • @stargazer_and_co
      @stargazer_and_co 4 роки тому

      Same

  • @dadude001
    @dadude001 4 роки тому +18

    Everyone’s mad about how Damien said that you don’t need a headphone jack and you should get bluetooth headphones.
    _laughs in bluetooth hearing aids_

  • @therustynickle4772
    @therustynickle4772 4 роки тому +61

    I get many annoying ads that have barely visible x’s or just no x at all. How do I fix that?
    *Back button* Yay Samsung-

    • @arcanusvtuber
      @arcanusvtuber 4 роки тому +10

      Android in general, my htc lets me just leave ads as well 😂 its awesome lol

    • @dallasjones4062
      @dallasjones4062 4 роки тому +9

      Some ads are immune to the back button, fuck those!

    • @franchufranchu119
      @franchufranchu119 4 роки тому

      Adblock.

    • @martinpurrmann5063
      @martinpurrmann5063 4 роки тому +1

      @@franchufranchu119 For mobile games?

  • @bananatorpedo275
    @bananatorpedo275 4 роки тому +458

    Damien: lol appul gud androyd bahd
    Comment section: *[anger]*

    • @JellyMyst
      @JellyMyst 4 роки тому +72

      That's what tends to happen when someone's wrong.

    • @ultralanpasalan4712
      @ultralanpasalan4712 4 роки тому +27

      Android is better tho just stating a fact

    • @Camazotzer
      @Camazotzer 4 роки тому +15

      @@ultralanpasalan4712 Android isn`t better you just get the same quality phones with way better prices. Apple is the EA of phones. Buy a phone for 2000$? Yeah headphone jack 500$ "DLC". Oh and if you break your charger you have to pay 250$ for a new one because the charger hole is a different shape than other phone`s.
      If you want to pay a lot of money for a phone buy something actually worth it: Razer Phone 2 Bruh it`s not even that expensive. It`s a gaming focused phone nearly a cheaper level gaming laptop stats and only for 800$. It does have some "DLC`s" but they are not that essential like a controller where you can put your phone in and use it as a controller for mobile games or just a wireless charger but it`s 100$ so I don`t think it`s worth it.

    • @Camazotzer
      @Camazotzer 4 роки тому +10

      Bruh my comment turned into an ad real fast. Just wanted to give a comparison

    • @bananatorpedo275
      @bananatorpedo275 4 роки тому +13

      Im an apple fan but I dont hate andriod

  • @ConejitoPequenito
    @ConejitoPequenito 4 роки тому +352

    "stop being a baby, just buy (apple) bluetooth headphones" yea bud have fun paying over a hundred bucks and charging your headphones because a brand told you it's somehow better

    • @jacklane734
      @jacklane734 4 роки тому +9

      It was a stupid thing to say, but charging your headphones is really not much of a hassle. I personally find a wire more annoying than having to charge your headphones on occasion. I own the Skullcandy Crusher Wireless and they have a solid 40 hours of battery life.

    • @LLLadySSS
      @LLLadySSS 4 роки тому +3

      You know... There's also samsung ear buds lmao you guys are dumbasses

    • @jacklane734
      @jacklane734 4 роки тому +5

      Lady.Whatever “dumnasses”

    • @graydoesdestiny8399
      @graydoesdestiny8399 4 роки тому +4

      He didn’t even say Apple Bluetooth Headphones

    • @ajaxthegem3301
      @ajaxthegem3301 4 роки тому +3

      I have Bluetooth headphones I bought at Walmart for 20$ and they work amazing

  • @gsp7671
    @gsp7671 4 роки тому +11

    I like how no one talks about how apple made a laptop that melts it own face then the people who made the laptop made a iPhone

  • @victorhugo-wo2ci
    @victorhugo-wo2ci 3 роки тому +3

    "Just use bluetooth" ah yes i love running out of power and having no other way to listen to music because im not at home/dont have outlets nearby

  • @onyxcrimson
    @onyxcrimson 4 роки тому +190

    And yet, the biggest a*s hole design is awarded to UA-cam with their double ads.

    • @gestapo1401
      @gestapo1401 4 роки тому +1

      [ Rock Pock ]ロックポック it’s not ass hole design if you dislike it buy UA-cam red not everything is feee regard

    • @kodicraft
      @kodicraft 4 роки тому +8

      30 Seconds ads:
      29 seconds unskippable ads: 2 Take it or Take it

    • @IMakePeopleSaltyApparently
      @IMakePeopleSaltyApparently 4 роки тому +11

      @@gestapo1401 the thing is
      ORIGINALLY UA-cam didn't force ads onto everyone this way. It was just a pop up at the bottom of the video and it didn't disturbe the video.
      Anyway, I don't need UA-cam red. The truck is to IMMEDIATELY skip to the end of the video and hit reply. IMMEDIATELY skips all ads. For free
      Or if I wanna get UA-cam red, I can get an unlocked apk. For free.

    • @flamingexhaust5725
      @flamingexhaust5725 4 роки тому +2

      UA-cam Vanced is the way to go. Don't buy YT red.

    • @dressedmaniac
      @dressedmaniac 4 роки тому +1

      @mom's spaghetti
      Jailbreak it

  • @otaking3582
    @otaking3582 4 роки тому +568

    10:03 And this, Damian, is why Bluetooth headphones are a bad idea, you Apple apologist

    • @Binglechange
      @Binglechange 4 роки тому +3

      ur just trying to save urself cuz u don’t got airpods

    • @zirenitamon
      @zirenitamon 4 роки тому +37

      shrimp Airpods Suck. They are way to expensive and have low quality sound.
      And don’t come whit the “Lol yOuR POoOor AnDrOid UzEr”, because I am an Apple user. 😒

    • @JP12345
      @JP12345 4 роки тому +18

      @@Binglechange I hope this is just a meme comment... I really... Really do.....

    • @ll-WOW-ll
      @ll-WOW-ll 4 роки тому +3

      @@zirenitamon your not an apple user if you dont have airpods you pleb

    • @zirenitamon
      @zirenitamon 4 роки тому +8

      - Crackhead - Here comes another ONE!!! 🎶🎶🎶
      Also, *You’re. :v

  • @zacharyk7225
    @zacharyk7225 4 роки тому +41

    90% percent of this comment section is just "HEADPHONE JACK *REEEEEEEEE*"
    I mean, I agree but, jesus.

    • @Jamesthe1
      @Jamesthe1 3 роки тому +3

      Ikr
      Let me look at the funny comments for sakes

  • @silvrnightingale
    @silvrnightingale 3 роки тому +5

    8:30
    Me, watching this with wire headphones: At least I wont drop my phone in the toilet...
    (Also, you have to charge wireless headphones, which sucks if you're in a hurry and your headphones are dead. With wire headphones, you never have to charge them)

  • @xXTheKingEmothXx
    @xXTheKingEmothXx 4 роки тому +432

    'Buy bluetooth headphones.'
    Yep okay. Nobody liked that.

    • @Kiwi_Tea
      @Kiwi_Tea 4 роки тому +4

      Buy the headphones. Bluedios aren't expensive.

    • @Untexture
      @Untexture 4 роки тому

      buy them no fear

    • @mfs96
      @mfs96 4 роки тому +27

      @@Kiwi_Tea it's not expensive, but the sound quality is lower than the wired one, and not many people want to buy new headphone if they already have a better one.

    • @hettygram664
      @hettygram664 4 роки тому +3

      JBL headphones, they are good, ps i have one on rn

    • @Andreitolca1
      @Andreitolca1 4 роки тому +2

      @@hihihihihihihihihihihey and they are more expensive, so why pay more for less of a quality?
      (Just like apple products)

  • @entity42
    @entity42 4 роки тому +3273

    _No one wants to by extra headphones for a crappy phone, damien_
    Edit: Jesus fucking Chris this has become a warzone of mass destruction, beware (oh and likes I guess)

    • @juulian_6373
      @juulian_6373 4 роки тому +41

      Entity420 Last time I checked iPhones don't explode

    • @ejss
      @ejss 4 роки тому +49

      And the quality isnt even as good

    • @valtteripallari4961
      @valtteripallari4961 4 роки тому +197

      @@juulian_6373 Last I checked no one's going to buy a shitty 1700€ iPhone. Like what the fuck kind of an idea is that?

    • @Oceanrex
      @Oceanrex 4 роки тому +148

      Lat time I checked I don't have a few hundred spare Dollars for a pair of wireless headphones because I'm not the upper-middle class and above. Plus, Samsung and iPhones have the same high quality.

    • @Kayne-tz7nq
      @Kayne-tz7nq 4 роки тому +2

      i wonder if you're reading this ‘Samgsum’

  • @jessicabaca6192
    @jessicabaca6192 3 роки тому +6

    I love how he didn't Understood the Ocarina of Time one-
    If you ever see this, we usually skip the entire thing (it's a DAMN LOT) just by pressing A lots of times, and when that happends we accidentally press "No" on the explanation and here it goes again-

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 3 роки тому

      If there’s no option to skip, then that’s the problem.

  • @Purple_Sloth
    @Purple_Sloth 4 роки тому +9

    “Guys, we don’t need those pedestrian crossing buttons at intersections, just buy a car, stop being a baby.”

  • @darksentinel082
    @darksentinel082 4 роки тому +418

    Im sorry, Damien, my professional music production headphones aren't bluetooth

  • @Xiellion
    @Xiellion 4 роки тому +451

    "Just be an adult and pay more money to use something that already costs $1000"

    • @anarchyandempires5452
      @anarchyandempires5452 4 роки тому +44

      Yeah Be an adult and trust everything aple tells you like a good little boy.

    • @FirstNameLastName-il8ev
      @FirstNameLastName-il8ev 4 роки тому +36

      College debts? What's that? I can't hear you over my *1k phone and airpods*

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 4 роки тому +1

      Sound advice.

    • @peabrain6872
      @peabrain6872 4 роки тому

      Anarchy Empire hey Samsung the galaxy fold would be good for almost $2000 but if you fold it too much it doesn’t work

    • @anarchyandempires5452
      @anarchyandempires5452 4 роки тому +2

      @@peabrain6872 the fold is just as dumb an idea as no Headphone jack.

  • @TailsTheFoxYT
    @TailsTheFoxYT 4 роки тому +3

    "That's what ya get for getting an Android"
    Ahem, from Apple you get expensive phones lacking in features with updates to slow down older phones and new ones getting litterally nothing useful in features at all besides looking fancy, and a dumb customer base who will shill out thousands of dollars for this crap. Bluetooth quality is worse than wire from my experience." This is opposed to "Download litterally anything on the play store including stuff like dreamcast emulators, you have jacks for external storage and headphones, cheap price, and more. Oh and, did i mention Apple does this with LITTERALLY EVERYTHING THEY MAKE. Androids also have higher end options that give you more for the price. Basically, Apple is a basically a garbage company with the only pro being THE NAME BRAND! I do not give a shit that this is a year old it still somehow pisses me off.

  • @sentheshen1965
    @sentheshen1965 4 роки тому +5

    5:18 The reason why people think this is mildly infuriating is because the owl's instructions/tutorial is kinda long and boring so usually people mash through it. The problem is because no is on the top if you mash, you are prone to clicking no and repeating his dialogue.

  • @soulfox32
    @soulfox32 4 роки тому +364

    5:17 Damien....damien....there is a HUGE reason why "No" being on top instead of yes is a major issue

    • @Meteorite_Shower
      @Meteorite_Shower 4 роки тому +79

      It's not so much it being on top, it's that 'No' is the default resting point for the cursor, so rapidly pressing 'A' to skip all the dialogue makes you go through it all again. But you knew that.

    • @crayfishfuture
      @crayfishfuture 4 роки тому +15

      @@Meteorite_Shower Yeah, it wants you to pay attention.

    • @contentdeleted1621
      @contentdeleted1621 4 роки тому +19

      *H O O T H O O T*
      Stop mashing the buttons! Or else you have to sit through the dialogue all over again!

    • @someonessidechannel1485
      @someonessidechannel1485 4 роки тому +11

      Still asshole design

    • @akayame39
      @akayame39 4 роки тому +6

      When it's 1999 and you're playing this game from the beginning for the 10th time because you have no friends and you don't understand how the internet works yet, this owl can be a little frustrating.

  • @user-ql2fh2mq1d
    @user-ql2fh2mq1d 4 роки тому +387

    "A headphone jack is childish,"
    WHERE IS THE REAL DAMIEN
    WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM

    • @evavonblon2151
      @evavonblon2151 4 роки тому

      Baby?

    • @stiky5972
      @stiky5972 4 роки тому

      They ate him

    • @roombaslug
      @roombaslug 4 роки тому +1

      Apple has a gun to his head

    • @stiky5972
      @stiky5972 4 роки тому

      @@roombaslug Nah man it has a squirt gun to it's head (gun emoji was changed to: 🔫)

  • @beeswall1291
    @beeswall1291 4 роки тому +6

    5:17 you cannot talk for you seem to have never played lozoot before his text takes so long to go through even while pressing A a tone then you click no and it STARTS ALL OVER AGAIN

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 3 роки тому

      The no being on top is not the problem. The problem is there is no option to skip.

    • @beeswall1291
      @beeswall1291 3 роки тому

      @@Owen_loves_Butters no

  • @TrappedBowyer9684
    @TrappedBowyer9684 4 роки тому +5

    1:06
    That impression was amazing

  • @frostaminimations1785
    @frostaminimations1785 4 роки тому +268

    Nobody wants extra headphones for a shittily designed phone fam.

    • @sumorley7267
      @sumorley7267 4 роки тому +1

      i don't know what you're on about im amusing you don't like iPhone unless

    • @aprilnya
      @aprilnya 4 роки тому

      Bitch if that headphone jack was still there you'd have 5 notches on the iphone

    • @criscat1750
      @criscat1750 4 роки тому +2

      @@sumorley7267 amusing?

    • @Mars_555.
      @Mars_555. 4 роки тому

      Agreed, my phone (Samsung galaxy Luna j pro or some shit) has fallen many, many, many times and my screen is fine besides one small crack. And all the Apple phones or products I've seen are cracked to no end. And mine has a headphone jack so-

    • @josephbraswell2205
      @josephbraswell2205 4 роки тому

      @@aprilnya so?

  • @isabellajustice2910
    @isabellajustice2910 4 роки тому +86

    Bluetooth headphones are more expensive and force us to deal with another charger

    • @gunfuego
      @gunfuego 4 роки тому

      and too much electromagnetic radiation adsorption can be harmful. It's bad enough 5g is forced on us......

    • @astroyeaster9464
      @astroyeaster9464 4 роки тому

      @@gunfuego lol 5g is basically WiFi

    • @gunfuego
      @gunfuego 4 роки тому +3

      @@astroyeaster9464 No. It operates at about 6-300Ghz WiFi is at 2.4 to5Ghz. That alone is a big difference. Low doses of RF radiation over a long period time are linked to cancer, headaches, depression, anxiety, sleep issues and other ailments. 5g is adding more RF to the airwaves...

    • @MichaelSwartz-bf6we
      @MichaelSwartz-bf6we 4 роки тому +1

      What has this post turned into

    • @SugmaDick
      @SugmaDick 4 роки тому +2

      @@gunfuego go get some proper research from a reliable resource, not conspiracy theorist forums.

  • @mtgmason1551
    @mtgmason1551 4 роки тому +2

    2:08 this is even worse in Magic the Gathering, because there is a format called “cube” that people love to play, but is very expensive, and “power cubes” are often referred to as powerful because they contain very expensive and powerful cards “mox opal, Lilliana of the Veil, Jace, etc”

  • @aj.1792
    @aj.1792 4 роки тому +3

    ''Yeah sure!'' ''Umm sure''
    me: rapidly pressing back button on phone-

  • @KR_Kosmik
    @KR_Kosmik 4 роки тому +72

    Just be an adult and buy Bluetooth headphones
    I'm sorry but I am not an adult AND I CANT AFFORD THEM

    • @hansdietrich83
      @hansdietrich83 4 роки тому

      I got a V30 and some 130€ Beyerdynamics. If I now get a phone without a HJ i have a 130€ pair of Headphones lying around...

    • @eevee2962
      @eevee2962 4 роки тому

      Supercat 11 I’m not an adult and I have one lol

    • @KR_Kosmik
      @KR_Kosmik 4 роки тому

      @@eevee2962 wow look at you not all of us can be as spoiled as you

  • @LordTyph
    @LordTyph 4 роки тому +20

    to clarify on the Owl, hitting No makes you go through his whole, long spiel again.
    In other words, it's designed so that if you're constantly tapping A to get through it all, you might accidentally have him do it all over again.

  • @tarkynh1685
    @tarkynh1685 4 роки тому +4

    5:20
    Well it's an Orcarina of time thing that that owls message is so bloody ling-

  • @DrSarcasmable
    @DrSarcasmable 4 роки тому +2

    8:43 The size of the plastic packaging is so that it is too big to fit into pockets, reducing loss from theft.

  • @sandtrap175
    @sandtrap175 4 роки тому +155

    Not every one can buy a $1000 phone, plus an extra $100 for low audio quality airpods.

    • @92camarors98
      @92camarors98 4 роки тому +4

      Sandtrap 175 there’s bluetooth earphones at Best Buy that have great quality for $15

    • @evanadams1781
      @evanadams1781 4 роки тому +11

      @@92camarors98 those stop working in like a day

    • @anarchyandempires5452
      @anarchyandempires5452 4 роки тому +5

      @@evanadams1781 yeah those ain't water nor impact resistant so they get pretty fucked up really quickly if you use them in like the gym....or you know if you live in the south part of the country in Sumer.

    • @jacksonepperly2804
      @jacksonepperly2804 4 роки тому

      Anarchy Empire ive dropped my airpods multiple times in one day from around waist height. im also 6 feet. dont see where your getting this from

    • @Eggsactly
      @Eggsactly 4 роки тому +2

      @@jacksonepperly2804 airpods are too light to be damaged by dropping them lol... if you drop a pencil from 6ft will it break? Worse case scenario is a scratch.

  • @taytay1030
    @taytay1030 4 роки тому +316

    Okay but Android doesn't mean ads on the screen. He either has an app with popups or a virus...

    • @teubert2
      @teubert2 4 роки тому +37

      Agree. I have used Android for years, and I have never had any ads. He probably has the latter as not a lot of people use anti-virus on their smartphones.

    • @banaanzxcvbnm
      @banaanzxcvbnm 4 роки тому +20

      Probably a launcher with adds.

    • @azkera
      @azkera 4 роки тому +13

      he prolly installed one of those "invisible app" that hide itself from the phone
      then it lunches ads
      seen it before

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 4 роки тому +6

      Probably just downloaded an a**hole app that makes ad pop up all over the phone. Thing is it's hard to find out which one.

    • @okguy167
      @okguy167 4 роки тому +2

      I think the problem is that it's a Google Pixel 3... I heard that my grandmother, who usually knows what she's doing, has been getting ads like that. And no, kids don't go over to play at her house or with her phone. All of her family live in another state except for her husband.

  • @Kyoobur9000
    @Kyoobur9000 3 роки тому +1

    2:07 “Mystery power cube, but there’s no cube!”
    *IT WAS ME ALL ALONG AUSTIN*

  • @waterwolf982
    @waterwolf982 4 роки тому +4

    6:27
    Nah nah nah, it meant “A larger amount of air”

  • @theopenrift
    @theopenrift 4 роки тому +629

    8:18 can we just talk about the fact that Damien thinks wanting a headphone jack is childish?? I hope to God he's joking.

  • @willowokami9006
    @willowokami9006 4 роки тому +262

    "It's not actually a amazon giftcard"
    This should be theft at its finest

  • @ceoofsocialanxiety6658
    @ceoofsocialanxiety6658 4 роки тому +65

    8:25 Damien, just letting you know, it has been proven that wireless headphones are technically inferior to wired ones. In addition, with wired headphones, you don't need to charge them up, and you don't need to worry about losing one of them.
    My opinion: splish splash, your opinion is trash.

    • @sp88der
      @sp88der 3 роки тому +6

      Comment above me is correct

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 3 роки тому +2

      “Wireless headphones are technically inferior to wired o-“
      No. Just no. More expensive, yes. Lower quality, no.

    • @lovedrreid1
      @lovedrreid1 3 роки тому +2

      @@Owen_loves_Butters uhm, they ARE lower quality. That is just 100% a fact, bud...

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 3 роки тому +3

      @@lovedrreid1 Really, no. I’ve used them.

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 3 роки тому +2

      And if you really think wireless headphones are worse, get the dongle.

  • @realperson9104
    @realperson9104 3 роки тому +3

    FYI, the reason the no being on top for the “you get all that” question is if you are rapidly skipping dialogue, you are going to get stuck in an endless cycle of exposition

  • @Randomgamer-cu5qp
    @Randomgamer-cu5qp 4 роки тому +43

    Well what if I don't like Bluetooth what if I like having a headphones jack huh?

  • @superkh12
    @superkh12 4 роки тому +299

    "Be an adult a buy Bluetooth headphones"
    I've never been more angry. Legit hope you lose your phone.

    • @cokedpotato3515
      @cokedpotato3515 4 роки тому +4

      I-I have blue tooth head phones I'm using em right now

    • @L11_Restart
      @L11_Restart 4 роки тому

      **wosh** (i think i should stop im getting tired from woshing pepole)

    • @morgankasper5227
      @morgankasper5227 4 роки тому +18

      Cord headphones have higher quality!

    • @hyperlink463
      @hyperlink463 4 роки тому +10

      @@L11_Restart You're getting tired of *washing people? I mean I don't blame you. It's a pretty nasty job to do.

    • @alphafart
      @alphafart 4 роки тому

      Shavin65 no woshing people

  • @mitingtwotch
    @mitingtwotch 4 роки тому +4

    5:09 wow he nailed that chills impression.

  • @bananajoe8677
    @bananajoe8677 4 роки тому +5

    3:50, these cups are actually designed to keep a warm drink warm when they're on cold ground and vice versa!

  • @hugemango2011
    @hugemango2011 4 роки тому +248

    Damien: 8:20
    *"You are the enemy of the people"*

    • @ArcYT
      @ArcYT 4 роки тому

      unsubscribed lmao

  • @ixenvire
    @ixenvire 4 роки тому +89

    8:34 "you dont need a head phone jack" well... last time I checked, my car radio built in 2002 doesnt have blutooth capability,.... and a cord is a lot cheeper.

    • @mattreynolds3178
      @mattreynolds3178 4 роки тому +1

      i have a 2004 car. there are Bluetooth adapters for the cigarette lighter

    • @mattreynolds3178
      @mattreynolds3178 4 роки тому +1

      @Haku infinite um okay? no one said you had to buy a BT adapter.

    • @nappygrimm6411
      @nappygrimm6411 4 роки тому +1

      It was also a jab at apple because they pretty much pulled a oh you want a headphone nah

  • @Turtleanju
    @Turtleanju 4 роки тому +2

    Dude that chills impression was frickin good

  • @juneypuppy
    @juneypuppy 4 роки тому +3

    Everyone in the comments is raging at Damien for the iPhone thing, meanwhile I'm just having flashbacks to that damn owl from OoT. Putting the "No" on top so you have to sit through the ENTIRE thing again is the PINNACLE of asshole design.

    • @victorhugo-wo2ci
      @victorhugo-wo2ci 3 роки тому +1

      Lol i remember loopinv around on that dialogue for half an hour being like"this fucking owl sure talks alot huh"

  • @21minute
    @21minute 4 роки тому +193

    Oof. He basically pulled an "I smell broke 'cause you don't have Airpods" meme and none of the peeps in the comments section are liking it.

    • @user-um7fw6bl2e
      @user-um7fw6bl2e 4 роки тому +6

      Air pods suck
      Racon
      Sponsored by racon

    • @justseffstuff3308
      @justseffstuff3308 4 роки тому +11

      Yep... honestly lowkey considered unsubbing for a bit there. What an asshat.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 роки тому +14

      “They make good Bluetooth headphones now”
      They also make good wired headphones now. Stop being a baby and thinking that headphone jacks are useless.

    • @yoursinisterdoge2785
      @yoursinisterdoge2785 4 роки тому +3

      Airpods? Sorry, I can't hear such poverty with my Campfire Audio Andromedas..

    • @wheatleygaming3652
      @wheatleygaming3652 4 роки тому +1

      imagine getting airpods for christmas,
      this post was made my PC accessory gang

  • @ItsCosmoTewulf
    @ItsCosmoTewulf 4 роки тому +133

    Damien: You don't need a headphone jack. Stop being a baby.
    Me: *high-pitched demonic screeching*

  • @toshineon
    @toshineon 3 роки тому +1

    "just buy a bluetooth headset you baby"
    Literally a few moment later shows a bluetooth headset being incompatible with a device.

  • @kingchicken8232
    @kingchicken8232 4 роки тому +2

    5:03 Damien turned into a drumstick himself, right there.

  • @am45_001
    @am45_001 4 роки тому +304

    Bluetooth Headphones:
    [Pros]
    -wireless
    [Cons]
    -connection issues are usually a problem with the bluetooth chip in the headphones
    -pausing/playing sound over bluetooth causes a small skip in the audio
    -typically worse audio quality compared to similarly priced wired headphones
    -bluetooth headphones need to be charged
    -cannot be converted into wired unless a wired option has already been integrated
    Wired Headphones:
    [Pros]
    -greater audio quality compared to bluetooth
    -audio is played passively so you don't need to charge them (this is also why you dont experience skipping when pausing/playing audio through them)
    -the aux cable can be replaced cheaply without taking apart anything (only if the aux cable isn't soldered to the headphones)
    -wired headphones can be converted into bluetooth headphones cheaply (price is proportional to quality)
    [Cons]
    -wires

    • @L11_Restart
      @L11_Restart 4 роки тому +1

      i nshould stop before i became bipolar and analphabet

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 4 роки тому +1

      @Charli 1234 Mine are Jabra Revo, I found them on campus a few years ago. The folding function is damaged on the left side causing them to fall apart if too much pressure is added, the internal battery seems to have gotten damaged or the wire broke, and the earpad liner is wearing away causing irritation if a barrier isn't in place.
      However, they are the best headphones I've ever had. Most of the issues are from water damage (it was raining when I found them and I stupidly wore them in the shower thinking they weren't going to last long). I'm still able to use them since they have an AUX port letting me just replace the cable if the need occurs. Eventually, when I have the money/need, I plan to buy myself a new pair especially since the price has gone down over the years.

    • @user-qp4ru6el2s
      @user-qp4ru6el2s 4 роки тому +6

      I mean, I once got the wires caught by the door knob and my headphones were yeeted across the room, obviously breaking as a result.
      So no, I’d rather not. Charging isn’t really a thing since mine charge fast and can live till the night when I start charging, and there wasn’t any noticeable audio quality differences.

    • @spleens4200
      @spleens4200 4 роки тому +1

      I’m sorry but I disagree with the quality, you know how the quality drops in them? It’s the mesh inside of the buds getting clogged with EARWAX, you can very easily remove them or poke a few holes

    • @spleens4200
      @spleens4200 4 роки тому

      Charli 1234 Mpow Jaws are good too!

  • @Skellitor301_VA
    @Skellitor301_VA 4 роки тому +80

    I'd be fine with a phone coming with ads preinstalled over Apple's anti-consumer business practices. At least I'm not being charged more in repair costs than it would for a new device.

    • @Skellitor301_VA
      @Skellitor301_VA 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah that's part of their anti-consumer practices that makes me turn away from Apple products. Other than that it's really an overpriced name brand, you can get an Android phone that's just as good and much more functional than an iPhone. People try to justify the expensive aspect as premium when fact is the parts and software is sometimes dated or lacking. You are not buying premium with apple, you're buying a name brand. If someone buys into Apple's premium bs, then they're just dumb for buying into that falsehood.

    • @IndellableHatesHandles
      @IndellableHatesHandles 4 роки тому +5

      Wasted battery
      You know what? I'll just get a Samsung instead. Apple sucks

    • @michaelcross3744
      @michaelcross3744 2 роки тому +1

      What's funny is I've run with Android since my very first smart phone 10 years ago and my first flagship phone just 4 months ago. Never have I seen pre installed ads. Usually only see that when you download those shitty mobile games

  • @thaisacattoor1636
    @thaisacattoor1636 4 роки тому +2

    'Be an adult' he says, not knowing I'm a 15 year old

  • @Mousegosqueek
    @Mousegosqueek 4 роки тому +1

    I just finished crying my eyes out, time for Emkay to make me happy

  • @buddermantheamazing
    @buddermantheamazing 4 роки тому +492

    "Don't be a baby, just spend 2000 dollars on Apple products!"

    • @Andreitolca1
      @Andreitolca1 4 роки тому +14

      That are worse than android!

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 4 роки тому +2

      I think he more said you shouldn’t be so annoyed by the removal of the headphone jack since BT is better than wired anyway but you weren’t paying attention because he had an iPhone onscreen.

    • @healslut1553
      @healslut1553 4 роки тому +14

      @@mr.stuffdoer8483 "BT better than wired." Lmao. A huge trade-off in quality isn't worth it for _a lot_ of people.

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 4 роки тому +4

      HealSlut My Bluetooth headphones sound better and work better than wired, and have lasted at least 5x longer than any wired pair ever has, and they’re still going strong. Also I never have to untangle the wire.

    • @ShadowHolder748
      @ShadowHolder748 4 роки тому +5

      Mr. Stuff Doer yeah but I have perfectly good wired headphones and don’t wanna have to spend money on new Bluetooth headphones as I would have to spend a lot for them to sound as good as my wired ones.

  • @ZoofyZoof
    @ZoofyZoof 4 роки тому +181

    "Just be an adult and buy bluetooth headphones."
    Bluetooth has a very noticeable lower sound quality than having it plugged in. So, no, I won't buy any bluetooth headphones. And iPhones aren't better than Androids, damien.

    • @toastWs
      @toastWs 4 роки тому +8

      Iphones are trash

    • @krowalunasp.z.o.o
      @krowalunasp.z.o.o 4 роки тому +4

      ​@@toastWs old iphones aren't, the newer ones are t r a s h. Like why the fuck would i want a HUGE veryveryvery SLIM phone without even headphone jack. And if they take out the charging port I'm gonna commit neck rope. Like tbh, i like my phone to be practical, small so i can keep it in the pocket.
      For example i like iphone 4s for its cool glass design and it's smolness teehee >-

    • @aprilnya
      @aprilnya 4 роки тому

      Lunarna They’re not trash, you just don’t like them

    • @aprilnya
      @aprilnya 4 роки тому

      scarletfacee Normal headphones can stop working too, and i’ve had more wired headphones break on me than Bt

    • @krowalunasp.z.o.o
      @krowalunasp.z.o.o 4 роки тому +1

      @@aprilnya but the wireless ones are much weaker. They break more often from things like falling on the ground. Wired headphones usually don't break from falling.

  • @TisGrym
    @TisGrym 3 роки тому +4

    Bluetooth headphones are all fun and games till you’re listening to something to help you sleep and two loud beeps cut in to let you know your battery will be dead in 22.67 seconds

  • @spekify604
    @spekify604 4 роки тому +11

    5:21 I remember when I would spam to skip the dialogue and would select "No" and have to spam again, I did it 5 times in a row.

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 3 роки тому

      Is there no option to skip? That’s the a-hole design. Not the no being on top.

    • @ashtsb
      @ashtsb Рік тому

      @@Owen_loves_Butters typo

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters Рік тому

      @@ashtsb ?

    • @ashtsb
      @ashtsb Рік тому

      @@Owen_loves_Butters 👻

  • @hyperx72
    @hyperx72 4 роки тому +760

    "Stop being a baby, you don't need a headphone jack"
    Stop being a shill, and defending the removal of features.

    • @morgankasper5227
      @morgankasper5227 4 роки тому +24

      Cord headphones have higher quality!

    • @morgankasper5227
      @morgankasper5227 4 роки тому +8

      @@wodawiod5447 go change phones to one that hasnt removed headphone jack yet or go pc and use bluestacks

    • @morgankasper5227
      @morgankasper5227 4 роки тому +13

      @Melon Sauce BUT WAHT IF IT WASNT

    • @hyperx72
      @hyperx72 4 роки тому

      @@wodawiod5447 bruh they were agreeing with you

    • @wodawiod5447
      @wodawiod5447 4 роки тому +6

      i didnt understand and have deleted the reply i am sorry

  • @arka1409
    @arka1409 4 роки тому +7

    "Stop being a baby, get bluetooth headphones"
    Thomas had never HEARD such bullshit before

  • @strawberiimiilk
    @strawberiimiilk 4 роки тому +9

    2:42
    A piece of advice to everyone who is or isn’t a fan of whipped cake topping:
    bUttercream is the normal sweet frosting
    bEttercreme is the cool whip type frosting.
    U for teeth rotting sweet
    E for cool whip sweet
    You’re welcome,
    Sincerely a bakery worker of almost 3 years

  • @keyman3131
    @keyman3131 3 роки тому +1

    5:17 when you're mashing the a button to get through lots of dialogue you don't want to read, the "no" being on top means you accidentally hit it, and it starts the massive dialogue over again.