I had to go to the ER once. Ended up sitting between two men who both had their buddies with them. One pair had been working on a car and one of them drove the car over the other mans foot. One pair had been working on a house and one of them had accidentically shot his friend with a nailgun. It was really really hard not laughing at their conversation. (Had to go away when one guy said: so I look like a plank to you? Next time aim first)
My fave time at the hospital took place when I was about 9 years old. My sister was having some kind of procedure so my parents dragged us remaining kids to the hospital every day while they went upstairs to visit her. It seems like every vending machine in that place had change in the coin return slot. I got rich (well, for a 9-year-old) during that stretch of time.
reminds me of when i did some work experience at a car sales place, every time i got a drink from the vending machine i got my drink plus more money back than i put in the machine. i drank a lot in those two weeks...
I was in the hospital for 5 weeks once. I was lonely. My husband had some make a full sized cardboard cut-out of him. With his real picture on it. He’s 6 ft. 7in. Every time someone came in the room and saw it they got scared. It made doctor rounds pretty interesting 😂
My husband’s doing time, and the only way I can get to sleep at night is by snuggling up to a bunch of pillows in the general shape of his body on his side of the bed. I’ve been doing that for almost two years already…ten more to go. *sigh*
Had to go to the ER because my brother sat on my hand and fractured my thumb. The doctors kept asking me if I fell and they'd laugh when I told them what actually happened.
I spent years in hospital when I was younger. The better thing to watch was littles kids playing together. Even If I was sick and weak, I was still running to them when one kids was falling on the ground.
2:16 Actually, living in a rural county it’s more likely to be a volunteer firefighter, EMT, or paramedic, but it’s still just as true and funny as hell! 4:24. I used to work as a security guard at a satellite communications site, and they had a variation of this sign taped to one of the copy machines. However, someone had written “Hitting also works” below the “Bang Head Here” circle, and someone else had written below that “This method has already been used, which is why this damn machine never works!” You see some crazy stuff doing security patrols! 5:14 When I got my tubes tied, I had fun with it because before they put you under they make you state your name and what you’re there for. I told the OR people that I was “getting spayed” and the whole room cracked up! 9:21. What? Stepping on Legos doesn’t even rate the pain scale?!
Love the humor! I wish ALL hospitals in the world knows and allows this kind of jokes atleast to bring smiles to those tired nurses who are very occupied w/ tons of unnecessary shitty paper works and extra non-clinical assignments ..just throwing shades 😆..nah just throwing frustrations about the boring life of a nurse here!
After my wisdom teeth operation which removed all 4 I had a hole in my bottom left jaw or something like that so I kept them entertained for an extra 3 hours
I love hospitals when my mom used to work there I and a bunch of my moms co-workers loved me like they new me out side the hospital and I thank God for them everyday bc my eye surgery didn't go wrong 🙏❤
I remember when my daughter was 3 years old I took her to the hospital she had a stomach virus and one nurse there had lip injections and my daughter says "mommy her lips look like a duck" I was so embarrassed because she was right haha I was like sshh..I know the nurse heard her tiny loud voice
4:03 Fuck That. I've had two doctors where I had to tell them what I had cuz they were too busy not paying attention to my symptoms to figure it out and give me an actual diagnosis. Half the time i have already looked it up to figure out IF i need to see a doctor in the first place. and paying overpriced premiums for them NOT to give me all the details ain't worth it.
So with you on that one as I sorted myself more than once that way when dealing with egotistical doctors. Pity I can't get a refund for their shoddy diagnosis.
6:52 This reminds of when it was 4th of july this year, i was at a pond in the city to watch the fireworks at night. 2 of my younger cousins were there and i saw one of them had a stick. I thought it was just a normal stick you find on the ground so i was ok with it until she swings the stick by accident when im nearby her and i see a fishing hook on my sock. luckily the hook only got the sock and it didnt affect my leg at all. but we couldnt get the hook out of my sock until the next day.
The first time I go to hospital when my younger brother was born and then I fall down (on my face) and I kept crying bas everyone was there and looking at me . I was like 7 years old that time . 😄😄😄😄😄
I had to go to the ER once. Ended up sitting between two men who both had their buddies with them.
One pair had been working on a car and one of them drove the car over the other mans foot.
One pair had been working on a house and one of them had accidentically shot his friend with a nailgun.
It was really really hard not laughing at their conversation.
(Had to go away when one guy said: so I look like a plank to you? Next time aim first)
I just died😂
When I was in hospital, one of the nurses on my ward came to work covered in hickeys 😂
Talk about gross
Second hand embarrassment
@@Fellman24 you're innocent just stay that way 😘
@@Fellman24 stay sweet hun 😇
@@_Masked_Angel_ it gave us patients something to laugh about hahahaha
My fave time at the hospital took place when I was about 9 years old. My sister was having some kind of procedure so my parents dragged us remaining kids to the hospital every day while they went upstairs to visit her. It seems like every vending machine in that place had change in the coin return slot. I got rich (well, for a 9-year-old) during that stretch of time.
reminds me of when i did some work experience at a car sales place, every time i got a drink from the vending machine i got my drink plus more money back than i put in the machine. i drank a lot in those two weeks...
Sign:"things that can kill you"
Me, an intellectual:"anything can kill you if you're talented enough."
Use a syringe to inject air into your bloodstream. Boom! You can die from that :D
I was in the hospital for 5 weeks once. I was lonely. My husband had some make a full sized cardboard cut-out of him. With his real picture on it. He’s 6 ft. 7in. Every time someone came in the room and saw it they got scared. It made doctor rounds pretty interesting 😂
My husband’s doing time, and the only way I can get to sleep at night is by snuggling up to a bunch of pillows in the general shape of his body on his side of the bed. I’ve been doing that for almost two years already…ten more to go. *sigh*
Had to go to the ER because my brother sat on my hand and fractured my thumb. The doctors kept asking me if I fell and they'd laugh when I told them what actually happened.
I spent years in hospital when I was younger. The better thing to watch was littles kids playing together. Even If I was sick and weak, I was still running to them when one kids was falling on the ground.
This is SO good! Perfect anti Monday blues medicine.
2:16 Actually, living in a rural county it’s more likely to be a volunteer firefighter, EMT, or paramedic, but it’s still just as true and funny as hell!
4:24. I used to work as a security guard at a satellite communications site, and they had a variation of this sign taped to one of the copy machines. However, someone had written “Hitting also works” below the “Bang Head Here” circle, and someone else had written below that “This method has already been used, which is why this damn machine never works!”
You see some crazy stuff doing security patrols!
5:14 When I got my tubes tied, I had fun with it because before they put you under they make you state your name and what you’re there for. I told the OR people that I was “getting spayed” and the whole room cracked up!
9:21. What? Stepping on Legos doesn’t even rate the pain scale?!
Love the humor!
I wish ALL hospitals in the world knows and allows this kind of jokes atleast to bring smiles to those tired nurses who are very occupied w/ tons of unnecessary shitty paper works and extra non-clinical assignments
..just throwing shades 😆..nah just throwing frustrations about the boring life of a nurse here!
greetings from fellow here
When I was in the hospital one of the doctors who worked there gave me a Kermit puppet for company, and let's just say I loved it so much
After my wisdom teeth operation which removed all 4 I had a hole in my bottom left jaw or something like that so I kept them entertained for an extra 3 hours
While I was in the hospital for chemo treatments I ended up naming my cancer tumor and it would always make people laugh.
the Gummy bear is HILARIOUS.
I love hospitals when my mom used to work there I and a bunch of my moms co-workers loved me like they new me out side the hospital and I thank God for them everyday bc my eye surgery didn't go wrong 🙏❤
I remember when my daughter was 3 years old I took her to the hospital she had a stomach virus and one nurse there had lip injections and my daughter says "mommy her lips look like a duck" I was so embarrassed because she was right haha I was like sshh..I know the nurse heard her tiny loud voice
i spent two months in hospital in the early 90's, it turned into one of the best times ive ever had....
4:03 Fuck That. I've had two doctors where I had to tell them what I had cuz they were too busy not paying attention to my symptoms to figure it out and give me an actual diagnosis. Half the time i have already looked it up to figure out IF i need to see a doctor in the first place. and paying overpriced premiums for them NOT to give me all the details ain't worth it.
🙄
So with you on that one as I sorted myself more than once that way when dealing with egotistical doctors. Pity I can't get a refund for their shoddy diagnosis.
4:40 😂 "safety" bingo
6:02 🦔 😂
Poor lady with the foam
The lady with the Great Stuff in her hair doesn't need an ER, she needs a beautician, cos that'll never come out!!
6:52 This reminds of when it was 4th of july this year, i was at a pond in the city to watch the fireworks at night. 2 of my younger cousins were there and i saw one of them had a stick. I thought it was just a normal stick you find on the ground so i was ok with it until she swings the stick by accident when im nearby her and i see a fishing hook on my sock. luckily the hook only got the sock and it didnt affect my leg at all. but we couldnt get the hook out of my sock until the next day.
9:06🤣🤣🤣🤣 that’s all I need to know!
The first time I go to hospital when my younger brother was born and then I fall down (on my face) and I kept crying bas everyone was there and looking at me . I was like 7 years old that time . 😄😄😄😄😄
110% wholesome🙂
6:26 this section made me laugh till I was gasping. my grandma was a nurse, and she is sending a screenshot of it to her old colleagues .
The Children’s hospital where I lived had a similar thing to the fish hook display, except it was items children had swallowed! 😂
Laughed out loud 👍😁
really funny! thank you
Loved it video ❤️❤️
That’s amazing 🤣
OMG this is hilarious 😂😂
I'm sorry but can someone please tell me what the guys shirt says at 1:49?
"Keep staring
I might do a trick"
then a sequence of the "wheelchair/handicapped" symbol doing a flip
@@enngee2339 Thank you. I, obviously, couldn't figure it out. 😬
3:02 - I have never in my life even thought of licking a window but now I kind of want to.
Super 👍💔💞💖😊
I LOVE ❤️ IT‼️‼️🤣😆😅😂
The first image is from a comercial, i don't remember of what, but it's a comercial
I just watched the video and saw that i'm early OwO
Uwu
1:43 was horrifying
@7:30 my eye doctor has the world's worst video game. It's called Visual Field Exam.
whats the shirt say at 1:55?
@@moonchild_jin thank u🤗
The guy with his wife in labor is a awful. Why is that funny? The poor wife, who wants such an emotionally stunted person to raise a child with?
Is anyone else vid blurry
cutting down trees... that doesnt work... look at africa...^^
1:43 Gorilla glue girl 2.0
you've been hit by the porn spam-bots
9:09 I now want to date a nurse
First one is fake...who brings the bow to the hospital and no blood...people are too freaked out. Cute though.
I'm hospitalized and only 30 minutos ago I pooped on the bed.
It was not on purpose, I swear. I had an explosive diarrhea.
The first picture was just from a commercial
Purple he dead!
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