Whenever I see these I assume there's a joke coming, but no, you literally just quoted the man, and substituted a blank paragraph space for any of your own input or comedy. What are you? Why was this a good idea? Did you think nobody heard that line and you were performing a public service?
The only one that is a little too expensive and it’s a little thing for the most American motor motor engine engine and motor engine motor bike car engine motor bike motor motor bike engine motor engine and engine motor engine filter the pistons and motor motor bike motor engine engine and engine filter engine motor motor bike engine and motor engine engine filter motor engine engine motor engine filter motor bike engine motor engine and motor motor it’ll be a little thing for the motor bike 🚴 engine engine filter valve engine filter engine and engine motor bike engine engine iro engine filter motor motor bike engine engine motor
I love this guy. His commercial can be understood in 2 different ways. 😂😂😂😂😂 when i was a kid i understood one thing, now that I'm an adult, this doesn't sound so right. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I honestly smile from ear to ear whenever Vince's mugshot scene comes up. Only a true champion can laugh at his own mistakes and sell a great product at the same time. Bought one of these things myself!!
"it's slippery when wet and sticky when dry"
God damn it Vince
Katsuki Bakugo “Oh you’re playing with your schticky sorry-“
@@user-wg7gx2xz2x Shoto Todoroki:May I use this on my father?
@@b0uqu3tder0s3 Nope , use this joke again after season 4
Not a human omg 💀
I don’t get it
"Oh you're playing with your schticky, i'm sorry"
Lol
Ew, a parrot commenter
_oy..._
Oy...
Oy...
dude straight up made a joke about his own arrest in an infomercial
Where
@@delrosariojamesjhonlhoydc2401 starts at 1:03
@@GaminGuy_ thanks dude
Dude has some guts.
why was he arrested?
Vince is the one guy that can make you fast forward through a program so you can get to the commercial.
love ya!
Damn
therealvinceoffer i love you too
@@theshamwowguy
Hi!
@Ajustinthatdoesntgame killed him with kindness.
He couldn't escape all the memes about him so he made his own lol😂
Nomo 4u how to avoid stealing memes
Lol
Nomo 4u these are the people I will always respect
*PuSsY*
Before they were even called memes
1:41 But if you call *NOW IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES*
Me: Is 4 years later also acceptable?
Pascal 556 The website is still up so I guess they can do this all day. Same price too.
Pascal 556 you mean 7
@@ericMT normie
@@Jakium calling someone a normie is a normie thing to do
Erm 2012 was 7 years ago
Everyone’s talking about how he referenced his arrest but I’m more preoccupied with the fact that, on this dudes mugshot, he’s 6’6
He's 6'3'' according to Google
He's actually 6'2"
Actually he’s 6’1
No he's 6"
Except he's actually 5'11
Imagine getting robbed and the guy just pulls out a little schticky instead of a knife
And he pulls your face off with it
oh fuck
@@giovannicervantes2053 lmao
@@supernova8604 SPLOT
so he can schtik you
"You can even schticky your pets before they shed!"
5000 IQ
U mean 3000 😉😉
my name's poet and i'm a phillip No
IT'S OVER 9000!!!
You mean 7?
@@olivethefirst3290 no they mean 5000
It's slippery when wet. 0:36
Lol I can't believe he actually referenced his arrest...
Yeah. This guy is a legend
Was he actually arrested?
@@zhouhuanyue ye assaulted a hooker
@@Akumpo3434 Jesus, thanks for the help
@@zhouhuanyue np
1:06 WE HAVE A MADLAD EVERYONE. HE REFERENCED HIS ARREST
0:45 And In The Wall there is a insect or a bug or a Fly and vince threw the shticky At It
That's either humility or madness.
0:45 once again he shows off his amazing throwing skills
that is probably cgi
@@herrbutz9526 the fly most definitely but probably not the throw
"I'm Vince Offer and welcome to Dude Perfect"
The only serious part:
“You don’t want this stuff in your carpet guys”
SENPAI tHats noT sErioUs
@@joshuaespinoza8325
That's like saying you have hair in your pubic hair.
1:09 you're gonna like the little schticky
but you're gonna *love the big schticky*
That's what he said
Whenever I see these I assume there's a joke coming, but no, you literally just quoted the man, and substituted a blank paragraph space for any of your own input or comedy. What are you? Why was this a good idea? Did you think nobody heard that line and you were performing a public service?
......
Sid: THE BIG ONE!
0:22 WOW! Was not expecting that! But then again, this IS Vince Offer we’re talking about! Love this guy!
The amount of double meanings in this guy's ad, my God! 😂
0:48
When your mom walks in to tuck you in
Lmao
Patspeed perfect joke
Tf your comment has 666 likes for over 1 years
Patspeed well it comes with a 10 year warranty
😂😂😂I legit can't stop laughing
He's embraced the meme
abobo has*
Serpentza he meant to say he’s your not correcting anyone
He has BECOME the meme
"You're gonna like the little schticky, but you're gonna LOVE the big schticky."
do i even need to add anything
0:21 😳😳😳 How does he get away with that lmao
He is talking about the cat of course
@@Gaminggod1997BAGRoh yes the cat, of course
Believe it or not, that word is slang for cat too.
0:31
There's a slap chop in the background
*TOP TEN EASTER EGGS FROM ANIME*
Best product placement ever lol
Lamo
good eye.
Ruined Jason the towel could also be a shamwow
That awkward moment when your friend walks in on you playing with your Schticky.
***** that awkward moment when you suddenly realise that you've been playing with his schticky the whole time.
Sounds like a schticky situation.
it becomes extra schticky when it's dry.
Hi
Did anyone notice that he squished a bug at that point?
i love how he casually brings up his past offences in his commercials now it makes it more funny
I like how they used his 2009 arrest as advertising.
Why was he arrested tho
@@fishyc43sar For assaulting a hooker.
@@fishyc43sar he punched a hooker because the hooker bit him.
@@boranates1320 based sigma...
@@jans1332 sigma rule #69,420
let no woman bite you hooker or not
“CALL NOW IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES!” Me: is 8 years too late?
no
i think he ment 20 years
Nah. They couldn't do it all day.
Actually I check the schticky web site and the sale seem to be still available all these year later for $19.99. Still have to pay for processin.
"Lemme check.... yeah we still got some don't worry pal."
*Oh, You're playing with your Schticky, sorry*
I love how he walks like hiding from someone 😂
It’s someone else’s house
My dude is 6'6 he gotta crouch to be in frame.
0:21 “PROBLEM WITH THAT SHEDDY _____” AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This guy who wrote the script must've had an amazing time and equally too much time.
xXVanilla CreamXx I think he writes his own scripts. He’s actually a pretty funny guy.
Blackshock 23
@@disaphe What
@@disaphe But you said "Just Vince from Boston" now you're saying its Scout from Team Fortress 2 lol
They’re his products. His scripts. And his commercials.
Vince u make infomercials actually worth watching lol. They are so entertaining
Ikr I just watched like all of them
TrU
The only one that is a little too expensive and it’s a little thing for the most American motor motor engine engine and motor engine motor bike car engine motor bike motor motor bike engine motor engine and engine motor engine filter the pistons and motor motor bike motor engine engine and engine filter engine motor motor bike engine and motor engine engine filter motor engine engine motor engine filter motor bike engine motor engine and motor motor it’ll be a little thing for the motor bike 🚴 engine engine filter valve engine filter engine and engine motor bike engine engine iro engine filter motor motor bike engine engine motor
@@connorssmallengines6663 woah
@@ezzatismail627 is the only person to help me out and the kids can help
1:05 omfg Vince is a god I swear
The guy genuinely cracks me up and makes me want to buy his products.
I love how he's so honest about his arrest!
Its kind of a cheap ass joke. That doesnt even belong in a commercial. Its kind of bizarre really
@@biligbaatarusukhbayar7042 he got arrested for beating up a whore who almost bit his tongue off. Kind of fucking weird to put in a commercial.
Matt Cunningham hes a weird dude and hilarious
atleast to some of us
@@mattcunningham9235 exactly.
it's hilarious
Matt Cunningham this is also a gag real
You know you've hit rock bottom when you're watching infomercials on UA-cam at 3am
yep
Yep
This started with me watching if your homeless why dont you just buy a house
@@jamesmachirmusic5311 search it up
Yess me
Me: *spends a $100 dollars a year on lint rollers*
Schticky: "I'm about to save this man's whole career"
paid aktor
“Oh your playing with your shticky.”
“Its sticky when its dry.”
Soak that up for a single second.
This doesn't even need UA-cam Poop, this is the Poop itself.
Aldin ok?
Aldin No, that’s the Gag Reel.
But now lets add distortion and loop that part where he nails the cockroach and and the internet hasnt even begun with this yet 😼😼😼
ytp is dead
A.K. A.
1:04 He did it, Vince actually did it.
Wow
Definitely unforgettable if you put it in an ad that's totally irrelevant to what happened XD
Mad vince
I'm very impressed with you, Vince Offer the ShamWow Guy.
Thank you so much!!!
I really appreciated it!!!
I feel like he wears headphones during sleeping too
I don't know a lot about Vince but I can respect him making fun of himself
I do his last name is Offer lol and what does he offer lol
1:06 *VERY unforgettable memories*
💀
I don't know how many times I've already watched his commercials, but they are still gold :D
1:03 Holy crap. This is the first time I'm seeing this commercial and this is next level.
Legend
Shhh... Im playing with my schticky stick.
Don't tell mom.
general riot *PLEASE! DONT TELL MO-HO-HOM!*
MOM HE'S PLAYING WITH HIS STICKY
You'll like the little schticky,
But you're gonna love the *b i g* schticky
general riot
mom: BOI WHERE IS ALL THAT LINT!
me: umm *sweats* uhhh
me: *keeps fapping in front of her*
I need this extremely bad
“Hey Vince, Oh YOuR’E PlAyIng WiTh YouR SchticKy”
Hate that sheddy pussy
@@xenodrone3367 🤣🤣
oy
You’re gonna like the little Schticky, but you’re gonna love the big Schticky. omfg i feel that
“But if u call now, within the next 20 minutes cuz we can’t do this all day”
😂
He forgot to use it on his real mug shot
1:19 that poor spider . It just wanted a home
Mr Illogic you don’t need the schticky when you have a flamethrower
That’s a roach.
@@chemicallycarnaptious a diffrent clip
Teenage Dirtbag u sure dummy
Yar Zaroo ‘You’. I’m not a ‘dummy’, YOU are. Learn to spell, hun. :)
Your infomercials always sound so dirty sometimes but they're just too good xd
How is this 9 years old yet has such great quality
I love the fact that he makes fun of getting arrested. What a great pitch man! Vince is awesome.
*PLUS IT EVEN WORKS UNDERWATER!*
FLEX SCHTICKY!!!
flex tape fixs broken schticky
420th like! Let's goooo!!!
Wrong ad
CDM14806 r/woooosh
1:01
2020-2021: *wait thats illegal*
1:49. The most American ad ever!
0:21 that part got me :D :D :D
i have that problem all the time
Well how else would the modern person deal with their shedding pussy?
"Modern" people shave their pussies, so it's not a problem.
ikr
I know, "shedding p***y'' LOL
This man is like a real-life Moe Szyslak
adamnicolle i always thought he was like scout from team fortress 2
A little both, honestly.
Every time I saw this dude I vaguely wondered who he reminded me of...if I could give you all the upvotes plus a hug I would I am creased 😂😂😂
adamnicolle o my Swanson
Ah yes, I love removing the handful of lint that wasn't purposefully placed there with my schticky.
0:46 IS THAT ANDAM RAGUSEA?
I thought the same thing lol
0:22 enough said
I love this guy. His commercial can be understood in 2 different ways. 😂😂😂😂😂 when i was a kid i understood one thing, now that I'm an adult, this doesn't sound so right. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was the point. It's called "sexual innuendo"
@@VenomStryker Thanks Einstein, I didn't notice.
@@jlei1995 Someone always has to be a fucking dick. :-(
@@VenomStryker Poor you :^)
@@VenomStryker is this you Sherlock Holmes?
2012: "Comes with a 10 year warranty"
Now: It's too late!
I wish they never stopped making these kinds of commercials, just hearing the “call now and we’ll throw in an extra for free” brings back memories
this feels like a spoof
I know, it's so weird.
We're just not gonna talk about how he made fun of himself going to jail, eh? No?
Right??
Was waiting for someone to say that!
1:09 You're Gonna Like The Little Shticky But You're Gonna Love *The Big Shticky*
I bet that the roll is made up of flex tape
Waterproof flex tape
*I SaWeD THiS bOaT iN HalF*
That’s why it even works under water!
Did anyone else notice the Slap Chop at 0:31?
+Industrias Troll Lol sharp eyes
hahahaha!! too funny!
and a dildo further down (disguised as an olive oil bottle)
Cross Promo!
Barely. I had to watch it several times first.
I more noticed the Hunchback of Advertising moment.
0:20 darn it vince
you, sir, have made infomercials what they are. Thank you.
U guys think the 20 minute call now offer is still up?
Mh...probably
😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Yeh
Try it, dawg lol
It's always up that's the whole point man
slippery when wet...
S T I C K Y
W H E N
D R Y
Akira he ruined the rhyme
Why didit he say
Slippery when wet...
S T I C K Y
B U T
W H Y
schticky when dry
0:50 I just love the baffled "oye" sound Vince makes lmao.
“you’re gonna like the little schticky,
*but you’re gonna love the big schticky.”*
Seriously... this guy could sell anything!!!!
0:13, if any of you were wondering, that is a Chevrolet Uplander.
Random Guy thanks
Wasn't wondering, but thanks bud 👍
Lol how do u know
Thank you gentlemen now i will buy one of those and say that i have a Chevrolet Uplander like the one that appeared in the shticky commercial
Nobody was wondering
It's literally the same commercial as the sticky buddy. I don't know if he knew it was copying but that definitely was.
I never knew I'd be at a point in my life where I'm actually gonna buy from an infomercial
LOL omg so many sexual innuendos it should be rated 18+
Menktu where
0:59
Daffa Riezky he went to jail
Salsabila Putri q
Salsabila Putri sup
Salsabila Putri ua-cam.com/video/VAQjF5RPgbg/v-deo.html
later then they fuck so hard in the restroom...that's normally what porn would do
"Food particles in the cabinets"
TF DO YOU MEAN PARTICLES ISTG THIS WOMAN GOT A WOLVERINE IN HER CABINET-
Me: *furiously skip 5 sec ads. *
Me: *voluntary watch 2 minutes ads. *
Wait... Is it 2021 now?
yes welcome to hell
Now that's talent..making fun of your arrest. This guy is amazing
*Its Slippery when wet. And sticky when dry*
-2012
Bro that 10 year warranty bout to expire
0:47 masturbation joke?
Alexis Bueno obviously
Alexis Buen
S c h t i c k y p u s s y
This whole commercial is loaded with jokes and innuendo, going to jail broadened his sense of humour quite nicely
D E M O N I T I Z E D
*YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THE BIG SCHTICKY*
the king has returned
this man makes so good advertisements that people want to watch
“Your gonna like the little schticky but your gonna love the *big* schticky”
Stuneixx Creations lol
I honestly smile from ear to ear whenever Vince's mugshot scene comes up. Only a true champion can laugh at his own mistakes and sell a great product at the same time. Bought one of these things myself!!
100% could be the next biggest UA-cam star with his new show lmao. It’ll be like Steve O’s revival, infomercial version lmao.
Imagine bringing a schticky to a job interview
1:04 that's funny because Vince was actually arrested.
celdis floppertron why?
kawaii Neko hooker tried to bite his toque off so he beat her
Big Smoke oh ok
thats a joke if you didn´t know.
that is from a colege Humor video
MrYeeshi hold up ... fucking what?
Remember the Scout from TF2?
This is him now. Feel old yet?
What changed?
Valve actually added voice lines for scout referencing Vince.
No. That was in the 40s
Not true.
@@floydy8359 did they actually?
you're gonna like the little schticky but you're gonna love the big schticky. Damn Vince, we love you
The 10 year warranty is almost expired for those who got the big one for free
Ok he's definitely redeemed himself.
Bravo.
he literally killed my mother and you have the audacity to make jokes. shameful, just shameful
@@corbetsheridan4717 good
@@corbetsheridan4717 good
@@corbetsheridan4717 well your mother bit his tongue, that is his money-maker
Vince is my spirit animal