Slap Chop Commercial (Original - Extended)
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- Опубліковано 28 тра 2024
- You're going to be in a great mood all day because you're going to be slapping your troubles away with Slap Chop! Watch the original extended infomercial.
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“Tacos, fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini”
Lil Nas X: *Hey Panini*
This needs more likes lol
@@none3900 lol didn't expected that
I saw this one coming 🤣
James Charles was gone in a blinkini
THIS COMMENT CURED MY SADNESS
“Tacos
Fettuccine
Linguini
Martini
Bikini”
Tortellini?!?
sounds like a line straight out of a Pitbull song
Hello
Irma Rodríguez D:
Zucchini
“Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life.”
I shall live life to the fullest with my slap chopped tuna.
hearted comment? give me one
@SproingleDoingle: Look at this, you're gonna have an exciting life now.
I never even liked Tuna 💀
Hello
Stop having boring nuts
His “Fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini” always makes me think “obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice”
Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!
😂
@@hannahduggan3599 ODD PARENTS FAIRLY ODD PARENTS
What bikini?
“Stop having a boring tuna”
*Speech 100*
but.. i like boring tuna
Depressed tuna
"Stop having a boring life."
“Your gonna love my nuts”
Lol
Stop having boring tuna
Stop having a boring life
Chopped tuna = exciting life
🙏
Woooooow
Stop having a boring knife
Stop having a boring life
@@FHDTV ayyyyyy
hotel = trivago
Another Dutch person that plays league of legends. Fk yaaah hey uwu
"you're gonna love my nuts" will never fail to make me laugh.
I have a tough time believing that that was not intentional...there is literally no way
@alexperson4503 of course it's intentional. The whole ad is filled with double entendres.
'If I can do it with one finger, you can use your whole hand"
"'til your Bifocal curious!"
"You can do it with one finger or you can do it with your whole hand" ;)
You add the pickle
The fact that he swished that over the shoulder throw into the sink in the middle of the 4 min take was epic af 😂👌
Man yeeted before yeet was a word
I mean the clip cut like 10 seconds before or something but still
In the Spanish version he takes down the shades in the back
You need to go outside and touch some grass.
@@Gmo401speak English.
1:35 is nobody gonna talk about how my dude just made a perfect shot to the sink?
nah
For the latinamerican version it actually land on the window... It's hilarious
It's probably not him throwing it, he threw it above outside of the frame and maybe someone else threw a duplicate down into the sink?? Just a theory tho maybe he's just talrnted
They obviously practice this and do it over and over again
Kiwiflavoredyoghurt they more likely filmed multiple takes and that one made it in
“Guys were gonna make America skinny again one SLAP at a time”.
Obese health rates drops to 0%
Yes, just yes
Cuts to fat guy who loves it
I read it when he said it at the same time. Coincidence?
LiL Jerry I think not!
Puts hot dogs and cheese
been 13 years and this shit still fucking slaps. Never have I been more sold on something than this commercial. If people advertised their products like this today they would make TONS of sales
Not only does it slap, it also chops!
to be fair. The slap chop was pretty cool. Still have mine. Still works. nearly 20 years later.
Would you recommend it? I am thinking about buying it
Does it slap?
how does it slap?
That's great. You always wonder about lifespan.
“Tacos, Frettachini, Linguini, Martini, Bikini”
I agree.
Zeop watch out uncultured rappers, i think we found our selves a new rapper in town
TOTELLINI
Hotel?, Trivago
It's an itsy bitsy teeny weeny grater for your fettuccine
Cappelini
*"life is hard enough, you don't need to cry more"*
*"stop having a boring life"*
I feel exposed
Me too man
Same
😢😢😢
I'm the thousandth like
Aimiko stop having boring tuna
"You're gonna love my nuts"
"This is making you cry, this is making me cry. You don't wanna cry anymore"
"Fettuccine, Linguine, Martini, Bikini."
Best of 👍
“Stop having boring tuna, stop having a boring life.”
This dude could sell water to the ocean
Sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
2:29 Top 10 Rappers Eminem was Afraid to Diss
Lol
IM DYING 🤣🤣🤣😂 NICE ONE
Lol
Lmao
Lol
1:35 let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that he threw that in the sink without looking
took at least 100 takes though
In the spanish version he throws it at the window and literally *destroys* the blind
WHY DID I HEAR SHATTERING
@@furrytwink yeah
XD
Dang I remember watching this commercial on tv growing up 😂 This guy had me sold for this product even as a young child.
“Life is already hard as it is, you don’t need to cry anymore!”
Lol 😂
" _tacos, fettuccine, linguine, _*_martini, BIKINI_* "
Whoa there, keep it PG!
The pg went out for the window when he said "you're gonna love my nuts"
@@spastheghost also true xD
WEEGEE
TORTELLINII
TORTELLINI!!!!
_STOP HAVING A BORING TUNA. STOP HAVING A BORING LIFE._
*I felt that*
14 year old boys: that was deep
@@NightwolfSteve 20 yr old me "I felt that"
U now have 1 thousand likes, congrats
Thx for a like random person
Give me 20 of those!!!
Honestly the slap chop is a genius product. A product that can cut things easily and cleaned. Think about it imagine you have arthritis or cerebral palsy the slap chop can allow someone with those conditions to cook more and eat healthy. Products that are for as seen on TV are usually made for the 1% of people but advertised to everyone
slap those problems away, Big Boi!
Yes the cerebral palsy person can even headbutt the slap chop. Can it really be cleaned easily though -did you see the acute angles on those blades when he opened it up?
Even the commercials were full of quality 20 years ago. 😂😂😂
*Slap Chop Executives 2019*:
“why are we suddenly seeing a massive influx in sales?”
“Well it appears that UA-cam is recommending our 10 year old commercial to everyone”
Also from the meme
@@zodtastelikeapotato Yeah but the meme is ten years old too
You didn’t *Bold* your comment right.
Cesar I know I don’t know *why* it didn’t work 😞
Dont forget the _graty_
1:34 was pretty awesome tbh. The fact he threw it in the sink perfectly
Staged?
Forreal tho lol
It probably took a long time to perfect
In the Spanish version he threw it right to the window. Yes, he broke the goddamn window 👌
@@deadniell I didn't know I needed that 😂
the fact that this is a 13 year old video with brand new comments all over it just shows how impactful Vince is. just one of those rare souls that comes along. God I wish I had a Slap Chop and a Graty right now
No, it shows how goofy the algorithm is. I have no idea why this would be recommended to me
I could watch this every day
I do watch this every day
Stop having boring tuna. Stop having a boring life
It must be done in that order. That's why everyone is so jacked up, they try to stop having a boring life before they take care of the tuna situation
Ouh... stop being so stupid kid
Words to live by.
@@chickmagnet1497 🤣
Your gonna have an exciting life
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly,
He slap dem snaccs
Why's there a modern meme in the comment section of this relic? Oh, right...UA-cam's claaassic reccomendations.
You ruined it when you put the snacc in plural
Strooly fortnite pfp stfu
Lmao
fortnite lol
"One slap. SALAD!"
I AM loving this!
“Look one chop, SALAD!”
chunk of carrot, celery, and radish.
0:54 "you're gonna love my nuts"
XD
That’s the one thing in this commercial that got me 😂😂 have you seen the slap my nuts video of this?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 𝗬 𝗢 𝗨 𝗥 𝗘 𝗚 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗔 𝗟 𝗢 𝗩 𝗘 𝗠 𝗬 𝗡 𝗨 𝗧' 𝗦
RIPz Valid i search the comments for this
Gimme some of DEEZ NUTTS
You can do it under the cover.😂
I can use my finger but you can't use your whole hand.😂
Kids can do it.😂
Stop having a boring tuna
Stop having a BORING life
Xd
*"Now your going to have a nice tuna salad, your going to have an exciting life now"*
Getting attacked by a commercial from 9 years ago
;(
Ur chanel photo awwwwww its sooo cute
“If I can do her with one finger you guys can do it with your whole hand” best underrated quote.
Whoa, I didn't catch that
Thanks for unlocking a memory Arno
Same
Same
That nut joke doesn’t seem right.
Pizza Lover “you can do it with one finger or your whole hand” “even kids can do it”
Lol #2019gang
YoUr GoNnA LoVe My NuTs WaTcH tHiS
You can do everything in the cover
Scytxhx死 erm...you won’t understand
“Tacos, fettuccine, linguini,martini, bikini” I wheezed
i think half of that quote was from snoop dogg in californa girls by katy perry lmao
Tacos, fettuccine, linguini, martini, squidward tortilini
MLG Michael Lol I wheezed
Bruh istg this guy is just spittin words out like a god 😂😂
ｙｏｕ’ｒｅ ｇｏｎｎａ ｌｏｖｅ ｍｙ ｎｕｔｓ
Lol, love this guy! Such a infomercial professional. He cracks me up
“We always watched this commercial, but never got the product”
- a wise man
"Guys we're gonna make America skinny again one SLAP at a time."
We did it boys, Obesity is no more!
Finally, Mexico has the fattest people!
That part killed me 😂
Koi Koyota okay?
Richard 1 obesity rate drops to 0
@@VerirrterWaschbaer no Americans.
Tacos.
Fettuccine.
Linguini.
Martini.
Bikini.
New Lamborghini
*TORTELLINI???*
Mussolini
Make America skinny
Panini
Have to come back to these classics once in a while.
“We’re gonna make america skinny again, one slap at a time.”
Every time you go for the cake and cookies... SLAP! 😆
“You hate making salad that’s why you don’t have any in your diet”
Sure that’s why.
😉
lol
Imagine mentioning a sub reddit out of reddit
Caden I mean yeah, the labor to make it is exhausting
I don't actually hate "making salad",
I hate "salad".
“ We’re gonna make America SKINNY again, ONe slap aT a tImE “ 💀💀💀
Hail comrade Vince!
i wanna like it but its at 666
Jefferu Nintendomoto t la
We’re gonna make America great again reference before trump was in office, wow the slap chop is to great
skinny legenddd
I literally watched an ad without being forced to its so good
And you get the *GOLIC*
And here’s the *GOLIC*
These skin is the *GOLIC*
You’re gonna eat more *GOLIC*
I was waiting for this comment xD
Deskin the *_GOLIC_****
Golic
“Life’s hard enough as it is, you don’t want to cry any more”
That was personal.
Vince, do you want to talk about something?
Haha 😂... hah... h... 😭😭😭
Got me right in there
i feel attacked
This is so nostalgic for me. A great pick me up for my mood.
It blows my mind how much this brings me directly back to 1:00AM in my old bedroom
tacos. fettuccine. linguini. martini.
*bikini.*
PAH!
ТОRTELLINI!
Fellaini
I'm sold.
I was looking for the comment that said this
"Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life". Damn, I felt that in my heart😞💘
Yeah but you can slap your troubles away with the Slap Chop
thats deep
@@chickmagnet1497 i can yeet my troubles away into the abyss with slap chop😩
@@yeetboy9103 thank you🥺
@@jillianelise5 but isn't it supposed to be slapped-
Man this makes me feel nostalgic
Vince was so great at doing these ads. This and the Shticky commercial were just brilliant. 😆
" Life's hard enough as it is.
_you_ _dont_ _wanna_ _cry_ _anymore_ "
When nobody loves ur nuts :(
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn can I get a xxxtentacion edit for that part
Ikr
Lol
We're gonna make america skinny again.
*mission failed, we'll get 'em next time*
Somalia MM FX s
Sounds familliar. Where have I heard "Make America *blank* again"?
One slap at a time
This was like 8 years ago
Trump copied this guy
IlleagalBeagle the ultimate redpill
bro why dont we have ads like this today, this guy is so awesome
This guy was so funny I went back and watched some of his ads.
“life’s hard enough as it is you don’t wanna cry anymore”
Ariya C 14 yo girls: *insert crying cat meme*
This man knows me
Ariya C i felt that
@@zarashaikh5705 girl i think we all did haha
I love this line
"Fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini" This guy is on a different wave. Just awesome
He was high on coke when he filmed this
0:54
@Naoto Is it Ive never tried it but he sure makes me want one 😂
And then he says "you're gonna love my nuts" 🤣🤣🤣 this is the best marketing ever!!
Oh 9 years and comment is fresh 😅😅
"You're gonna love my nuts" but what really gets me is the prop headset for no reason at all.
0:39 the rage when he tries to push that little piece in but fails
Him: Life is hard enough as it is you don't want to cry anymore
Me: sold
Finally someone who noticed
vladimir1256 I know aye😂
R I G H T
O shit that's deep
RULE 69 the only time some one should use the word deep is when there is a hole involved
"Stop having a boring life"
I feel it is a personal attack against me.
Chops the fucking tuna
"you're gonna have an exciting life now"
Omg the timing of this guy is superb! So many good lines in here.
“Life’s hard enough as it is, you don’t wanna cry anymore.”
You’re right. I’ll change for you, Vince.
*“fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini”*
me: this man has bars wtf 😂
some of those lines are from snoop dogg lmao
even "in the cointaiNER comes with a twisTER" ay lmao im done
Tacooooo
Lil nas x: Hey Paini
Hes a better rapper than eminem
*"If I can do it with one finger, you can do it with your whole hand even kids do it"*
Easy there buddy. Easy.
Racoon Fulfiento he said the kids can do it”
*unholy screech*
weaak
DEADDD-
OH
I saw the music remix of this and I fell in love. I'm so buying this. I hope they still sell it.
The only time i like watching ads is when i watch it voluntarily.
“Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life” - words of a wise man
Ikr
The question is, is he still alive?
Mokoffee e yay let’s add spikes
Fuckin kpop Stan
@Mokoffee e
Stop stealing comments social virgin koreaboo and get some friends
“We’re gonna make America skinny again”
Did this video highkey just predict Donald Trump
The script is leaking
Kahzu no trump was the first person to ever come up with it. Every word he speaks is pure gold.
Somehow I feel like Trump couldn't resist using this line
Stevethe11th you’re joking, right?
Stevethe11t sigh
“Fettuccine, linguine, martini, biking” Eminem been real quiet since this dropped
When he said “Life’s hard enough as it is, you don’t wanna cry anymore,” I felt that.
andrea head ass
^^
andrea Came here to leave this exact comment
Juice I know, I have been my whole life.
Røn Swansøn damn, hurt is real.
but can it slap my depression away
Yes actually
It can’t but I’m giving out free cookies
Gimme oneeeeee
Bakugo is life :3 ok *gives one*
Ofc it can, it's slapchop!
If every ad had this guy's personality, I would never hit the skip button.
Seeing Vince use the Slap Chop is so satisfying.
*adds carrots, celery, and onion*
“OnE sLaP...SaLaD!!”
The pickle egg thing did look good tho, almost potato salad but not quite
This guy hits E nonstop in tf2, always plays scout.
"Watch this. One slap---SALAD"
“We’re gonna make America skinny again one slap at a time”
*quite a violent way to solve obesity*
*goes around smacking people* VINCE TOLD ME TO
*-BOING!!!!!!!-*
LMAOOOO
When I read this the scene just came up
Wow
"Life's hard as it is, you don't wanna cry anymore"
F A C T S
this line alone sold me on the entire product.
Very true, also I thought ur profile pic was Waluigi for a few seconds until I looked at it more closely.
But that's why i cry tho, because life is hard 😂
Omg thats so very deep im vary depressed and suicidal.
@@StoryScrollzen I am going to listen to lincoln park because this is so deep and me vary sad.
I didn't know Scout did infomercials. 😂
Jordan Belfort: “Sell me this chopper..”
The Shamwow Guy:
There is so much chaotic energy in this video
SLAPSLAOSLAPSLAPSLAP
"Life's hard enough as it is, you don't wanna cry anymore"
Chaotic neutral
This reminds me of scout
*CHAOS CHAOS*
0:54 how to introduce yourself to girls
"You're gonna love my nuts!" 😁😁😁😂😂😂
LOL!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹😹
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
lmao
Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:36 what a shot, when will this man quit?! Never! ❤
*DID I JUST VOLUNTARILY WATCH AN AD?*
Lmao everyone in the last week
Yes yes you did
Johnny Sheffield I desperately want this 😂
I feel tricked into watching this
Yep, with ads nonetheless!
Man, infomercials wouldn’t be so annoying if this dude was in all of them lol.
To bad thus guy has infamous reputation.
@@fetstollotstef3075 ...uh oh
@@r.l.2313 case about beating prostitute got into prison.
This guy above me is gay because he didnt say no homo.
Fetstol lotstef i mean it did say the hooker bite his tongue first from what ive heard and he did it for self defence (might be wrong)
“Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life.”
*buys slap chop*
it's been 13 years. this is still funny.
*I'll watch any UA-cam ad if they ever hire this guy.*
Dante Crailman idk if he’s still in jail but he went to jail for beating up a hooker
@@TheWoolyWolf lmao
@@TheWoolyWolf Looks like Invinceable wasn't enough to clean his criminal records, lmao!
@@TheWoolyWolf did he slap slap slap her
r i guess he thought she was going to love his nuts
*LIFES TOO HARD YOU DONT WANT TO CRY ANYMORE*
I NEED THIS PRODUCT
THE MAN SPOKE TO MY SOUL
SENPAI I JUST COMMENTED THE TIME STAMP BECAUSE OF HOW AMAZING IT WAS
immediately bought it 😂
Probably one of the best ads I’ve seen. He seriously sold me unironically.
What he does with the machine and its efficiciency is more ASMR than ASMR will ever be
"Life is hard enough as it is, you don't wanna cry anymore"
Damn das deep
Changed my life 😂
Hit too close to home
I feel attacked
A visionary 😂
(⊙_◎)
He must be a basketball player in his free time. That shot at 1:35 was cleeeean
He did it in Spanish and crashed the blinds
Héctor Fernando Ricárdez Lara lmaooo
Take 37, and go
After 13 years I finally bought one.